latex edishold: >>219621351
wish it was 3pm every day
>>219625039Latex just looks shit if it isn't black or dark red.
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
might binge watch Buffy this afternoon
>>219625089grow up
>>219625028Obscene amount of fabric conditioner, 'kin hell
that guy has some real jej in his pep
>>219625102couldn't get past the first episode
>>219625039I know it's bent but I looked right at her arse
>>219625102grow up
too small but I can work with it
>>219625088frankly i don't agree
New rules im afraid lads. Please post your scores if you wish to continue posting
>>219625102used to have a poster of her in my locker at schoolwhen i took it down at the end of the year i brought it home and did a cum tribute on it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy9d57q09zoStill listening to Here With Me
life on the island
>>219625102The film was better
>>219625142how is that bent
wish I were slurping on sisbergs roast rn
le ozempic face
>>219625180I'm sorry ok I can't help the way I am
>>219625170are these school catchment areas?
japanese hash brown pizza
>>219625180he wished he had the same
>>21962515014eye colour 3skin colour 6hair colour 3height 2
>>219625107>>219625162yeah, but if ive already wasted 8 hours of my day working for some cunts new yacht then i should be allowed to sperg out on the train provided i dont annoy anyone
>>219625194scem
>>219625197mad how cheeky the japs are
>>219625191didnt answer the question
>>219625207C-
>>219625197like this guy but he often just ends up boiling his meat greyread asians love chewy textures though
Mad how much I bawl like a little bitch at the end of Apollo 13 during the blackout phase and when Tom Hanks finally breaks radio silence
>>219625197looks megalush tbqh
>>21962515017/20
>>219625232Read where?
>>219625088Don't even joke lad I swear on me nan's grave
>>219625247bon appetit
>>219625197Rubbish but purely because it's Japanese, weebs will call it 'sovl' 'bvsed' and 'kvno'
I'm trying, I'm trying toDrink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep awayI'm trying, I'm trying toDrink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away
when was the last time a girl offered you some of her food?
Ah yes, the gf has done the old take the bed sheet and duvet covers off and sling them in the washing machine, and not put fresh ones from the cupboard on the bed, and gone out to see her parents for the afternoon, then she'll ring me in an hour asking me to do it for her and she knows that I'll want to lie down for a bit this afternoon for a quick wank and it'll be uncomfortable doing it on an unsheeted mattress trick again
*walks in wearing my XXXL "Jesus Loves UK Garage" t-shirt*
>>219625280blog on you normie twat
nth for the holodem
mad how much power slurs have over minorities. whenever some leftymong paki starts getting uppity about le sensitive gammon, just drop the paki word and they spaz out every time
>>219625197two nukes weren't enough
well rorke?
nobody makes friends past the age of 14
is there going to be any big fallout to the iran thing or will it be forgotten about next week like venezuala and greenland?
>>219625286hope your mum gets dementia
Rorke’s just not been the same since that fateful day on the rail replacement bus between Cardiff and Newport has he?
>>219625280yeah definitely worth putting up with that shit for the occasional shag
>blog on you normie twat
>>219625297these are 2, some less than 1, years until they explode
>>219625291Just poping over to the pharmacy for a sandwich a milkshake and some high quality herion
>>219625275last year around the same time probably
going to eat a pot noodle now
>>219625302sad thing is i can't even achieve this
>>219625308been saying it for years myself
>>219625237gentlemen, it's been a privilege shitposting with you
>>219625309it's a nowtbarm just like everything else
>>219625302at least, you're not a virgin anymore
>>219625161>pear shaped torso to waist ratio She needs to start eating NOW architect bros
>>21962515017o/
>>219625286based
>>219625297When they made this video do you think they knew I was going to see it?
>>219625289Didnt even know paki was a slur until like 2016
>>219625348
I'm hungry Time to walk down to my local
Curry soon
>>219625297All 4 inches
>>219625359omg same
>>219625376GOD I wish that were me
>>21962515017
>>219625357dam u freaky son !!
>>219625380not a curry though is it
>>219625281He's ageing remarkably well, 53 years old now.
>>219625362
>>219625395well it is
>>219625380used to make chickpea curry all the time but turn I got bored of it and never had it again
>>219625167Dawud
>>219625397Doesn't get the credit he deserves for doing half of Daft Punk's Discovery album eitherThieving Frenchies
>>21962515015my dark hair really let me down
>>219625377
>>219625115mental how he gets his whole life paid for yet i have to work my fingers to the bone for pennes
mad how addicted to porn i am
Fat girls always stink of crisps and fish cakes
>>219625431ktimgetting into weirder stuff too
>>219625395Why not?
>>219625134why?>>219625144how so?>>219625163>poster of her in my locker at schoolalri unc
>>219625439for me it's smegma porn
>>219625380looks like ranjesh has shit all over it
They found a note on Kahmene's body as his final command"Trans lives matter"
>>219625439Sus
>>219625367My Grandad still uses that word frequently, he doesn't give a shit anymore.
>>219625413we call it inspiration
Church was great today learnt so much. God doesn't like us very much.
neighbour keeps parking his car directly in front of my housethe whole street is empty and i just watched him reverse it right in front of my housewhy wouldnt he park it in front of his own?
>>219625380Mamma mia
>>219625445garbage writing
>>2196251507>1>1>1>4
>>219625426He won't have a good credit rating though.
>>219625480Wish he posted here instead of you. Need fewer boring cowards such as yourself and more posters like him.
>churchshiggy diggy
i dont ever want to feel, like i did that day (when starmer raped me). take me to the place i love (lidl), take me all the way (to the bakery section)
>>219625485josh whedon just loves to put cringey quips in to the dialogue, he's probably the reason every marvel film has characters that talk like that
>>219625499Oh dear im afraid youre going to have to leave immediately
No matter how many hours you spend a day shit talking your imaginary online characters you've created, your life is abysmal.
>>219625509he's not going to shag you
>>219625527No the comics have them talking like that, that is not a Whedon invention
>>219625511>take me to the place i love (lidl)
>>219625527millennial writing is whedon writing
I was complimented for my looks by a 2X year old girl visiting my work and had no idea how to respond Never been complimented by a woman under 40 before if my wallet wasn't involved somehow
>>219625527I like spike and drusilla
colleague split up with her bf because he couldn't perform and now everyone at toil knows he's shit in bed and can't cum, can only imagine what the poor lad is going through right now
>>219625480>w-why does this rotter keep doing thisbecause you ent telling him to stopevery time he's parking his car there he is figuratively shoving his cock up your virgin arse
>>219625550By a 2year old ? Grim
>>219625550Good for you lad, did you say nothing? Should've smiled at least.
>>219625511Lidl smells weird when you walk inside
>>219625550last time a girl complimented my looks I went bright red
>>219625569surely that's partly her fault
>>219625569dread to think how many people know i'm into licking feet because of a few exes i've had
>>219625575Yeah I said thank you
>>219625569He must have a bad diet, that's normally the cause of problems like that.
>Europe will be ruled by milf queens whilst we have baldy willyoh my DAYS
>>219625580It's true, but I got a great deal on a dutch oven one time, still can't believe it was that cheap.
>>219625590I doubt it she's probably an 8/10 with a magnificent arse
>>219625530Nun u cud do
>>219625550Lowkey I first realised I was not a nerotypical when I looked online for how to respond to compliments from women
im having a normal one
>>219625596
>>2196256082, 5, 3, 1, 4
>>219625608Which one will Prince George marry?
brighton!
>>219625599nice
Lots of talk in the Mousecord about /brit/ compiling a FAQs page for every OP to link to so new posters can get up to speed The Five Families of /brit/ shall be convening to discuss this on Wednesday
A few things I never watched when they were culturally relevant and probably wouldn't be able to appreciate now:SkinsThe Mighty Boosh8 MileBoratTwilight Jackass
this was considered a 9 out of 10 in britain
>>219625658Ok
>>219625645his cousin since thats the royal way. now that i think about it, the pakis that marry their own family members here are technically "integrating" better than anyone else lol, theyre following the monarchies example while the rest are copying daves and deanos
>Netanyahu fled to Germany So he believes Iran could have targeted him then
>>219625669and what's a 9 out of 10 in australia?
5, 3, 2, 1, 4
>>219625658borat is okay but yes has lost a lot of its impact cause the crazy things in it don't seem that crazy nowjackass is an ever-green kineux. the movies, anyway. definitely worth a watch. haven't seen the tv show in yonks
>>219625685ja'maie private school girl
Why did the mouse cross the road. To go to the cheese shop because he was hungry.
>>219625676Did Prince william and king charles marry their cousins? Did queen elizabeth?
Why did Timmy cross the road?Scared of Mbongo
bossman's taste in women is bizarreI mean I know he isn't Brad Pitt but he's still a rich successful superstarwhat is this
>>219625680kek the germans will never be able to shake israel off because of ww2, poor bastards
>>219625698montre moi
>>219625729They are looksmatched
And served
>>219625569bounce her head off the wall
>>219625757Lovely for a Monday but utterly depressing as sunday lunch
holy shit these niggas dropping like flies
>>219625715diana grew up playing with the royals a kid, she lived on one of their holiday estates. called the queen "aunt elizabeth". not blood incest but a bit of a thinker
>>219625772remember him from mock the week
>>219625685angela white with her tongue up a black fellas arse
>>219625772This guy was funny.
noo you cant tell me to kill myself (I should though) as a troll
>>219625757the main dish looks nice desufor some reason, darkies can't do bread properly
>>219625757Good lad, lovely meal, gonna post mine in a bit. What kind of flatbread is that? And what is picrel?
>>219625772>>219625772wow former iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was killed by Israeli airstrikes in New Zealand
>>219625772rip lol
>>219625829this is so funny
this is what footy used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUeLs4FSu7A
>>219625828they are little cumin poppadoms that i overcookedthe flat bred is thepla which is absolutely peng i would highly recommend it
>>219625846former iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was killed by Israeli airstrikes in New Zealand!
>>219625828Shitty poppadoms innit
>>219625848Colin Wanker ruining matches
https://youtu.be/8-jHQECEmvAAnita's response
ChapsOne of my father's friends is one of those proper brexit geezer bald fat pink GAMMON types. The chap can't even spell, but you ask him about any FA Cup final, any League Cup final, any UCL final, any Premier League winner, any World Cup/Euro winner - he'll give you the teams, the score and details of the match.He's an encyclopedia when it comes to football.It's just crazy that people who are thick on the surface can be rainman when they just give a shit.There's a lesson there about humanity you know.
>>219625772>good goys will believe this
>>219625850Interesting, never had that. I've only had Indian one time. >>219625872Wanna shag her madly
>>219625872
>>219625872NEED her opines on the death of the Ayatollah ASAP
noncehunters i'm watching have caught a jewcan't see yet but i think he might be wearing a little jew hat
well done Hearts !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpnuXw1bNjE
>>219625911I put the documentary with the three Tourettes lads one time at a gathering, we were high and laughed so fucking hard. Good times.
>>219625872Boobies.Mad how they all blame the bbc and say they put a mic near him on purpose rather than the niggers (sorry my tourettes) chimping out
>>219625772F
all stopped posting then have we?
youtube shorts and tiktok have rotted my braincant even play new video games unless its something ive completed multiple times before
mum found the empty rum bottles stashed in my room
>>219626009We're sad about Rangers ok
>>219626018thar she blows
>>219626018could be worsewhy dont you just throw them out though?
>>219626011i cant read books, play vidya, watch movies or anything. all i can do is scroll on tiktok and mindlessly refresh /int/. what a miserable existence
>>219626018One time while cleaning my grandma found my weed so I asked her did you take anything from my room and she said no, had to call my mom to tell her to give it back.
>>219626047Sort it out
>>219626047creeping into my wanking too going for short form content instead of single videos
>>219626018you a rumaholic?
>>>219626011Instagram Reels is much better than them.
>>219626047>mindlessly refresh /int/.used to do this back in the /oldfag/ days of 2020-21shit is far too slow now
>>219626067Drug addled freak
>>219626043trying to hide my excessive drinking x
mum found the apu folder
>>219626089Weed is expensive here.
mum found the argendana folder
>>219626111are you a apuholic?
right what 2pm kick off are we all watching then
>>219626126Im a chocoholic
I haven't had a cortisol spike in months Even when I was reprimanded at work for destroying £3k of stock by accident I felt nothing
>>219626132spurs
did the man kick the ball?ah, no, he'll be kicking the ball soon will he? suppose he'll be hoping to kick the ball into the net and all too the absolute madman, that's crazy fascinating
will a rtx 5060 let me play skyrim
>>219626132ooo brighton x
>>219626149Meanwhile if we make these jokes about Aussie Rules you will literally go insane
>>219625773oh so not incest in any way thenwhat a stupid post
It's fatboy Sunday lads.
>>219626149shut uplittle gay faggot slave
>>219626155Yes but that's selfish taking a graphics card away from an AI centre
>>219626149haha yeah*kicks you in your balls*
>>219626155yeseven with >1000 mods installed
>>219626157soccer or afl it's all boring sportsball tripestick to your containment board /sp/erg
>>219626170corr
>>219626170>double carbsOh hun
>>219625658boosh definitely isnt as good as i remember
>>219626170is that a pancakeor a crepeor an omelette
>>219626187/brit/ is an /sp/ thread and always has been
>>219625658i rewatched 8 mile recently it were alright
>>219625872black people are so utterly mindraped
saying "ive got a gun not really its not even real" is a crime. source: Sam Hyde video. but you cant say "come to my house" in the threat (it doesnt even make it worth it to go to his house with a gun)
>>219626191Yeah I know, gonna fast tomorrow. This almost never happens but I felt cheeky today. >>219626199it's pita bread lad>>219624552
>>219626084basically every board on 4chan is declining like this. the smaller ones are the worst off. the exceptions are /pol/, /vg/, /lgbt/ and /vt/. unfathomably grim
>>219626177okyay>>219626175i could run ai locally and generate more black people if you want
>"Haha mate I reckon your the biggest sleepyhead there ever was tonight">"How about we go back to yours and I tuck you in?"My friend said this to me last night at the pub after I yawned. Didn't really know how to respond so I just laughed it off before slipping out and going home early.
>>219626256Was this a girl?
>>219626256you could have been in there pal
>>219626273difficult to be an animal and not really having a fucking clue whats going on
hate owning a car. Wish I had the balls to sack it all off and become a bicycle chad. Honestly owning this shitheap car feels like a huge burden on my mind all the time, waiting for it to get fucked up in various new ways which cost money. That's on top of the ~£600 insurance + however many hundred pounds getting it unfucked at its service.
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
>manure
>>219626229You dont put yeast in your pita?
>>219626276>>219626278It was a bloke
>>219626297what about a motorbike
>>219626309a shags a shag
>>219626308scrumptious
>>219626084>>219626246should see /fit/. It's categorically dead and buried. I browse it inbetween sets during my daily exercises and routinely see threads that have been up for days. Not busy threads either, threads with like 20 posts.
>>219626309wtf
>>219626351mad that spanish "people" consider this sport
>>219626314just a slightly less expensive car innit. Still needs regular maintenance and insurance>ah but a bicycle also needs regular maintenance!Yeah but I can maintain a bicycle in my living room with 50 quid's worth of parts. Also I like the idea of not being reliant on petrol or insurance or a complicated series of moving parts. The simplicty of a bicycle pleases me.
>>219626365poo dog
a draw was best case scenario ngl
>>219626379English people consider committing suicide off a balcony a sport
we /balk/ now lads
>>219626365I bet there's something useful in terms of immunity because they love rolling in mud.
poo seal has to unironically be one of the unfunniest shit to have ever been forced in /brit/you could tell it was always literally just 3-4 spergs spamming it between each other too laughing at themselves pretending like they're "in" on their own little secret joke deffo get the vibe they got massively bullied in school
>>219626297Get a 300 and an A2 and live the dream
>>219626412
poo seal was an inside job
>claimant to Iranian throne and Netanyahu both in Germany nowLmfao they are trying to set up a puppet king in Iran now
>>219626402it's only me lad, don't worry
>>219626156bender
>poo seal has to unironically be one of the unfunniest shit to have ever been forced in /brit/>you could tell it was always literally just 3-4 spergs spamming it between each other too laughing at themselves pretending like they're "in" on their own little secret joke deffo get the vibe they got massively bullied in school
>>219626412glad someone said it
>>219626273he thinks he's a dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18
>>219626412Well said
did this poo seal during the banksy thing and I thought it was pretty funny
>>219626447she passes well but that's not to say that I find her good-looking.
>blind>Posts underwear and has a black criminal boyfriend Lmao
>>219626447ubsubscribe
>>219626462cockmogs me by far
>>219626458loved this post. and the lindt poo seals
>Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corp (IRGC) says in a statement that they have attacked USS Abraham Lincoln with four ballistic missiles
right thats a tranny vigorously pulling her cock
some youtuber who does geoguesser is a rorke and that's scandalous apparentlyfrequently bewildered by leftypol's antics
>>219626461>she passes wellnot really
>>219626405supposedly it's used to mask their scent in order to catch prey more easily
>>219626484come home
just saw mikey put his final £3 on Spurs staying up
>>219626516was blatantly obvious to anyone who had watched more than 30 seconds of his content
>>219626518she just looks like an ugly chubby girl
geowizard's platinum run ruined because he had to cross the road to avoid a black person thus deviating more than 15 metres from the line
>>219626536how so? I only watched the straight line vids and he got through them without sieg heilling
>>219626529Or that, it makes sense
hello
>>219626531zesty
he just don't like em is all
bit sleepy now
>>219626412Wrong
>>219626544in a photo, with complete control over angles, filters and editing, he can just about pass as an uncanny androgynous creature. in motion or in real life you wouldn't be fooled for a second
>>219626509Can they just focus on razing dubai please
ah the fucking bent cunt is here spamming his shitty pictures of blokes again
>>219626616
>>219626600cwltshc
>>219626563hey
>>219626516Leftypol cant understand appreciating a culture and people in their own land and wanting them to do well. Its either you want them all here or youre racist and you hate them
>>219626635>>219626635>>219626635
lust provoking image
>>219626509Highly based
>>219626644its a video
>>219626600fit fit fit
>>219626509TAD
>>21962515020
