TRVKE edition
Me on the left
What makes you niggas different from /britfeel/ over at /r9k/
NERF THIS*farts*
got my bum out x
how do blacks and those sorts still afford to live in hackneywas walking through there on an evening last week and theyre all milling aboutyet houses are 1 million at least in hackney
Whatever happened to Paul Baxendale-Walker?
Due to a miscalculation of my finances, after all my bills are paid, I will end March with an additional £480
cornflakes are bran flakes for chavs
>>219635189goodness me
>>219635159The Irish look Mexican
Jamie Foxxxxx is just Will Smith for people who can't afford Valium
>>219635189haven't had that in a while me
>>219635265will smith is a gay nigga
>>219635200What's the skin colour got to do with anything
>>219635211lads picking up chance cards like it's monopoly
>>219635189*places face under her*
>>219635244It DOES say Iberian after all.
would you be offended if your body was eaten in a survival scenario and they ate every piece of you but all the women actively refused to eat your knobby when offered?
>>219635265way more talented than Will Smith
I pulled the pin out the grenade on purpose when I threw it.
>>219635211Mad how there are "people" for whom this is a rare and notable occurence
>>219635300no i'd be dead
Thinking about Jesus
>>219635317Don't be rude
Is religion a mental illness?
i might goon to the idea of a free palestine tonight
>>219635341Profound
>>219635341Pretty fire tbf
>>219635300What a fucking stupid question good grief
sir bradley thumbnail
>>219635358no, it's a codified system of beliefs, practices, values, and rituals that relate humanity to what is considered sacred, spiritual, or divine
>>219635358either that or the most sane thing you can believe in
>>219635188britfeel are all freakswe're normal and well adjusted
takwas idibi kan bitaro bas kendati
Kind of regret paying full price for RE Requiem desu, not good enough to justify £65. Ah well, last time I payed full price for a game was like 10 years ago, so never mind.
>>219635400
sex with the indian one from katseye
>>219635436ktim but ninja gaiden 4
>>219635358Not religious, but you half-educated atheists/agnostics piss me off. You live off of borrowed beliefs from scientists and intellectuals whose methods you don't understand and then feel intense superiority over the medieval peasants who were basically doing the exact same thing as you. I need you to realise that you are still a peasant despite your priests wearing white coats.
Sir Resident Eviler
Whoa, he's like some kind of Evil Resident or something
>>219635495Peasant
type shit
hi rorke youve got a visitor
>>219635619erm hi lol
>>219635619>>219635629
>>219635278hackney is half blacks and half yuppie types, who most of the time are white
Just paid the rent
>>219635495Woah MELTY
find me a quick stick and i'll trip into the rip grip and beat your ass with a cheap trick
What are some films that made you stand up and shout "KINO"?
>>219635667Bone Temple
>>219635667Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5
That’s it I’m protestingNo more leaving my bed
>>219635667hunger (2008)
>>219635667I'm a movielet
off to bedgot nowt else to do today
>>219635667Baku Ane Otouto Shibocchau zo!
ok I listened to Daft Punk - Discovery for the first time after that one lad kept mentioning it. what are some other must listen albums? bare in mind that I'm trying to recover from inceldom and I've never listened to much music
>>219635667Gay Porn
>>219635703What’s that about, about some hunger or something?
>>219635641hey seal
>>219635728Michael Jackson - Thriller
>>219635728Depeche Mode Violator
>>219635619Is this the famous poo seal?
>>219635728The Poo
>>219635728Umm Daft Punk - Homework
>>219635728>I'm trying to recover from inceldom and I've never listened to much musicktim
>>219635767It's a Sea Lion
>>219635728Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
Sir Karen Gillan
>>219635728kendrick lamar's TPABappetite for destructionbrian eno ambient 1 music for airports
>>219635728Mucore lists are unironically good. I got into music through /mu/ like 15 years ago.
thoughts on my going to bed soon?
>>219635767poo seals da
>>219635728Incels don’t listen to music?Wtf do you do then?
>>219635728slipknot - iowa
>>219635818Reasonable if you have work tomorrow but even without having to do that. >>219635828THIS
beddy bo bo's soon x
>>219635836little fucker.
>>219635824I just mean I'm trying to tap into the zeitgeist that I missed out on over the last 30 years
Still think the gimmick where we all pretend to be virgins is so funny. Can you imagine actually being an adult virgin lol
>>219635854shattered dunno bout u lads
just got hit by an iranian missile
>>219635890> Can you imagine actually being an adult virgin lolI don't think its funny
alri bossman.. one mad ting halal smash burger and some peng turkey bacon loaded fries please bro
Been randomly waking up with horrible heart palpitations once a week for like 2 years now. Doctors can't find anything wrong with me at all, my health is basically perfect. Had about 10 ECG and blood tests now. Hate it.Might finally see if CBT will help
Got a little patch keeping me from a george costanza hairline
>>219635300penis is the worst part to eat though, it's too tough and chewy. even that german cannibal guy got frustrated and grossed out when he tried it
>>219635667Nightcrawler
>>219635924sounds peng
Allan Barton sex arse
>>219635728Velvet Underground - Velvet Underground and Nico
>>219635947>I suffer in the UK
blud wants cock and ball torture lmao
>>219635947That is ridiculous tbf
just had my first orgasm for a week and I feel like I'm floating on air *utah saints starts playing at full volume*
>>219635947would love to give that a munchfood looks nice too waheeey
just realised I'm a 4chan user :\
>>219636026source?
>>219636026A PROUD 4chan user, no?
indian /brit/ be like>doing a me
>catberg biting and scratching me every half hour to do his breakfast starting from 1:00 am>alarm goes off at 5:15 am>walk to work (approx 45 minutes)>spend 5 hours working stock>2 hours on till>2 hours stood on self checkouts >30 minutes tidying up>Walk home (approx 40 minutes)Oh dear team I am absolutely shattered. Genuinely feel light headed from lack of sleep and physical exertion
>>219636056scrumglaighssaf
rorke pointing at the cerebral palsy kid and singing 'downs, downs, ginger with downs' to the tune of status quo's 'down down' because he doesn't realise they're different disabilities
need you lot to get off my 4chan page and shove youre snake comments up your arse!!!
>>219636072Treat yourself to a big wank
>>219636072sitting on a nice fat dildo always relaxes me x
Balding, farting, gaming, masturbating and posting in my childhood bedroom.
right well that's my willy falling off isn't it :/
>>219636072pretty tiring having to read this boring post tbf
I had a nice bath at least. And fed the cats, changed their shitboxes, cooked tea, washed up, took the rubbish and recycling out
>>219636127Biggest winner in /brit/
any fat man in
Name a better deodorant than Lynx. You can't, because there isn't one.
>>219636160i use sanex roll-on
spent half an hour at work compiling a list of potential posts for /brit/I've done a few and had a few (You)s but it's not the level of interaction I expected ngl
Right-wing twitter space is 99% just third world bot farms and larping wogs isn't itJust saw a post from an account saying "Iranians can get out of our White countries now and back to Iran!!" but when I looked at his posts it was mostly pro-Islam, openly supporting the Islamic regime, and seething about Trump's strikes Bizarre. I guess pretending to be a based White racist on the internet is the standard now even if you're a literal Pakistani Muslim who shags goats
>>219636160Big fan of dove sport
>>219636127KEK THIS IS ME NIGGA
>>219636193>Big fan of dove sportgayest post in /brit/story
>>219636047my browser history and also my current activity right now :\>>219636050...yh
>>219636187engagement farming for cashwrite a few ethnat posts calling for death of their peoples, enough rice for the next monthbe us in a few years
Genuinely so fucking thankful that I'm not balding
>>219636160Use some one made in the UAE meGot it at the Range likeMorning dew or something
>senorrrr i suffer in Mexico i need to move to LA and hang out at home depot
just thought about getting a girl to come home with me and then imagined her seeing my childhood bedroom filled with toys and gave myself the ick
just ate something really nice
rorkes ma getting her tits out at morrisey at the O2
>>219636160Dove
>>219636187Been like this for years
>>219636160like lynx (axe for me, sometimes str8 i think) but i buy a different one each time to rotate constantly. sometimes get one that smells like dried shit and then forget about it againbruno banani is good
>>219636246did you post this in the wrong thread?
dog ate another dog's poo the other day and made herself ill. silly dog
need this badge back asap
>>219636279Funny how cats don't eat their own shit or other animals shit
i would like to be mexican
thought id get some ipas cause I hadn’t had any for a while fucking rancid can’t believe I used to drink this shite
Hi, Al!
>>219636246Yeah it's pretty but what do you want a fella to do there? Just sit around and enjoy the scenery?
>>219636302maybe you just bought some crap beer or some beer you dont like
>>219636281love how chubby the fella isbig fat man probably left breathless afterwards after exerting himself to kick the ball
>>219636279your dog should learn how leftypol manages it
>>219635947Good deal tbf
>>219636331she looks like judge rinder here
>>219636331wouldshes fit
Yorkshirefolk are much handsomer than others, on account of their being of purer Germanic stock than the other English
got the wagner on
>>219636246Looks like Lincolnshire
>>219636409MALE
>>219636409So why did you post an old mid?
ive eaten four eggs today all of the fried variety
>>219636514good lad
>>219636409need Harrogate wifey
The wife is mad at me for some reason
already really tired and it's only 9fs
rorke quaking
>>219636564probably on her period
>>219636594how much pussy do you think this mf gets
>>219636594He has done decent videos tbf
Testosterone injections, Viagra, Cialis, Finasteride and Minoxidil should be free for every man over the age of 25.
>>219636614massive blackpill finding out that lot gets lots of art hoe/civil service/NGO gash
>>219636614
Rape nigger screaming
>>219636679s
>>219636679
>>219636679this is innovativeeverything is about to change in poo screeaming
Kind of mental that I spent 15 years obese and genuinely prayed to become slim. Months later got an IBS diagnosis and now I can only manage one meal a day if I want to avoid pain and bloating and lost 10 stone.
>>219636679Poo Sealing
>>219636594I dislike this guy so much
>>219636679screeim
Any horses in?
what would you do if you were watching the truman show and truman had a wank
>>219636794call the police
>>219636794i'd post about it on /brit/
>>219636794wank off to it
>>219636794what if he stuck something up his bumwould they broadcast that
>>219636794i'd listen to his wank because that's what no one else did
Need this bitch to swallow me
eating granola and feeling like an absolute queer
>it's the episode where Truman develops a BNWO fetish
>>219636783ello guvna
>>219636883need her to SIT on my FACE until i DIE
>>219636914handlers need to step in at that point I fear
>>219636783
They've killed Khameini's son now too
>>219636783neigh
>>219636924by ordeh of va peaky bloinders
>>219636961stupid bitch
>>219636961Well that’s out of order
saw a car with all kinds of schizo writing on it about MKUltra and that so I'm looking it up on Wikipedia now
>>219636961foid moment
>>219636924Dapper
>>219636961>>219636989>>219636998>Sarah Moulds, 39, was found not guilty of causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal, her grey pony named Bruce Almighty.
>>219637023*dappled
Need a SHIT
I just spoke to Seville at pon trappy. He sed Katy Von Snappy no phone dada and she feelin sleepy. Turnip and di cronem are dere chiefin loudpack.
>>219636961Mental how privelaged the upper class are in this country, literally zero chance of this or anything but the most serious crimes going before a court and if it does the magistrate/judge will be their uncle's friends buddy's alumni from Twattington college and quash it
smack a horse around for 50 quid
Does viagra cause a pump in your arms lads?Did 25 mg yesterday and my veins were more visible
>>219637051That’s how it should be lad
>>219637051a working class woman would just shoot it or stab it or something i dont know what the working class get up to and good grief i dont care to know
>>219637059why did she do it
>>219637059Mad how this completely ruined her life
>>219637000Project MonarchProject Artichoke MKNAOMIOperation Midnight ClimaxProject CHATTER
>>219637064it's a vasodilator
wow...
>>219636989Excellent post
>>219637059back in the day this was frontpage news for a motnh straight
I would sniff Emma Watson’s farts if given the chance.
>>219635728burial untrue
would transitioning have stopped her/him from putting the cat in the bin/ber?
>>219637130Remember Gordon Brown was even making a statement on it Bizarre
fucks sake>UK accepts US request to use its military bases, Starmer says
>>219637007>>219637007its a posh people problem not a woman problem
>>219637107literally me on the leftcan only wear certain kinds of trousers because of my affliction
>>219637148100000 dollars or the chance to wait this table?
>>219637028>Sarah Moulds: Ex-teacher tells court her life has been 'torn to pieces' by pony hitting casehaha
>>219637059I genuinely did this when I was a kid lol
>>219635159I've been working in Ireland for the past months and I feel it's quite the opposite. Many Irish I have seen had an oddly very flat and tiny face with a long forehead.
>>219637166screaming
>>219637164Total ZOG Victory
I think I hate my newly purchased first home again lads
Mentioned it was St. David's Day to Rorke and he had the most vile outburst about the Welsh race.
life in this country may not be perfect. it may not even be good. but in few other places in the world can you press a button on your phone and summon a paki (sometimes a black guy) to your door with a piping hot 'za in under 30 minutes. now that's capitalism
>>219637233>
UGH!
>>219637215I was too hasty. Landlordberg was going to raise my rent AGAIN and I had to get out. I rushed my first purchase.
>>219637284hope she gets kicked by a horse, its not the first time she has done that
:|
time to browse for material
Sad songSad songSad songSad song
>>219637321Iraq bombing montage be like
>>21963726514/88
reddit is saying oxytocin nasal spray cures autism. what do you say /brit/?
>>219637350
I can't take my eyes off youI can't take my eyes off youI can't take my eyes off you
>>219637350i say: man who sleeps with itchy arse wakes up with smelly finger
>>219637377Much to think about
>>219637308I would start looking to sell but stamp duty is the most retarded tax the country has ever introduced
I just watched that programme called 22 kids and counting and it made me think, imagine a wealthy couple having 22 kids and sending ALL their kids to the best private school in the country
Prozzie I saw said I have a cute butt for a guy
just drank water
>>219637424Vending machine gave me a packet of crisps
>>219637446s
>>219637425ive just dranked some orange juice
nobody:rorke: who let the dogs out
me and the gf
>>219637350qrd on this
>>219637423Imagine they all show up to their Magic Circle firm interviews together. On some "we're family, we ride and we slide for one another" type shit. F*cking awesome.
>>219637468sc
>>219637321Love some of the older porn titles
>>219637474forgor pic
Breakfast for tomorrow?3 fried eggs on toast, slab of dark chocolate, and a cappuccino x
>>219637478no wrist exercises?
stalking the oneitis on instagram again
rorke slipping into his dressing gown with a nice cup of hot chocolate after a long hot relaxing bath
finished watching a knight of the seven kingdoms and it was quite good and now i don't know what to do
>>219637521Right well she's got her jacket on inside out.
Why do you choose to believe Jewish-created terms and diagnoses? Can you trust them to be completely honest?
something must change
>>219637521same body shape as my gf
>>219637557Eugen Bleuler wasn't Jewish
>>219637580wow a screenshot of a yank post
not illegal to make a poker bot that watches your online poker games, tells you how best to play, and learns your opponent's play style so it can make better informed decisions
want to join the struggle against the USA but all of our opponents are cringe
>>219637527He spills a drop of hot chocolate on his dressing gown and all of his flatmates say it's a poostain behind his back for the rest of his rental term. When they meet up in the future they reminisce about their former flatmate "Pooey Rorke".
heathermong's having one of his mini seizures
>>219637627dey do do dat
>>219637580dr. /pol/ poster
>>219637587Neoliberal teeth
You guys are the nigger of Europe
>>219637764scream
>>219637580not wrongFreud was a nonce btw
>>219637764love john lennon x
>>219637764quiet
>>219637764s
post 'the webm'
>>219637759haven't a clue what this means
>>219637764Trvke
New>>219635980>>219635980>>219635980
>>219637821im not... i cant... can i?its not allowed
Was just about to post the N word but the Frenchman beat me to it.
should probably shave but cba lolmakes me look a bit jewish
>>219637880>>219637880>>219637880
the concept of british posters who exclusively post on outer int
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