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https://youtu.be/_02NmuWk9mw
whoops
If their food is halal and the hygiene rating is a 3 or below, the fat fuckers of /brit/ WILL be ordering it
Sir U-TurnerSir Kneebender
I hate everyone who is happier than meIf you have a gf I hate youIf you're taller than me I hate youIf you're stronger than me I hate you
>>219640017ok but we spare mousey
Sweet like FluttershyStylish like RarityHonest like ApplejackSilly like Pinkie PieSmart like Twilight Sparkle Cool like Rainbow Dash
>>219640037This image isn't even that small
>>219640044Didn't Iran try to bomb one of our bases? If so fuck em
>>219640047no I am sorridge he has to go
>>219640064
Is bald and bankrupt really dead?
>>219640033oh fug
corrr fucking hell just looked at how ruthless the sanctions on iran are, since the 80s they've had 95% of their economy sanctioned. how does that country still exist wtf
>>219640044Keir is supporting Israel? Keir Starmer with the jewish wife? Keir starmer whos raising his children jewish?Huh weird
just saw a picture of myself with coworkers and I look so autistic in the real world it's actually unreal. hunched over, uneasy smile which doesn't reach the eyes, hover handing the women. grim grim grim
>>219640106yeah true just let Iran bomb RAF bases
>>219640085he's a fed.
>>219640085Since when ?
>>219640114KTIM!!!!!!
>>219639992Indian ethnicity, born here, speaks in an English accent, brought up in English culture and dresses in an English style. Whatever though, I'm done with white women, feminism has done a real number on them over the last 40 years. And the last white gf I had made my life a living hell for over 2 years.>>219640019Been with her for 4 years now.
right well thats a kebab delivered by a little brown fella on a bike
>>219640114scream and ktimfucking hate looking at pictures of myself next to normal people
weird facial contortions that I have no control over
Too late to get your bum out now
>>219640104Oil money and being big enough to make countries like kuwait and uae shit themselves
>>219640141looks extremely wet
>>219640136font
>>219640125Some fella was claiming it on /pol/
wish my computer was more quiet
>>219640165why would Putin do that to a beloved youtuber?
>>219640122It says plane crash, probably RAFs black pilot scheme paying dividends. You think iran can reach cyprus?
>>219640065The derangement syndrome associated with Mr Trump will go down in history as a laughable, pathetic phenomenon.
Logging off /brit/, it's ASMR o'clock, and then sleep o'clock
the war stuff is scary will they start sending drones or nuking us or are we far enough to be safe? also i dont want to be sent to fight either
>>219640199Shut up you little fanny
>>219640164Go back to your pot noodle, Ryan.
>>219640199how would iran get anywhere close to us
>>219640199if Iran had that power they would not be throwing missiles around in Bahrain and UAE
Afraid I don't meet the physical requirements for deployment, best of luck to you lads
>>219640212no idea what this means but i hate the way you use punctuation and capital letters it's pretentious and i hate you so yeah
>>219640199Hearing reports that a nuclear suicide drone has just hit cheadle
>>219640211>>219640217seen articles saying that we will not be safe if things go nuclear or they start drone striking
>>219640141Based midnight dog food enjoyer>>219640157Chilli sauce be like that sometimes>>219640199Life is scary, get over yourself
And now, for the song of my volk If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from, where did you go?Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from, where did you go?Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from, where did you go?Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from, where did you go?Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22sex%20in%20africa%22/country/gb/
wouldn't fair well in a war me, might do well in the prisoners where all the batties do well though
tap in rorke
>>219640247its fucking iran
>>219640156how do you maintain a military let alone a functioning economy on that though, isnt it just china who buys their oil at a massively knocked down price. mental though can you imagine how fucking insane they would be at full potential if they managed this on 5%
>>219640247They don't have nuclear weapons you absolute fucking spacker
>Opened up laptopberg to do a little bit of toil in prep for the morrow>Just glanced at the time >8 fucking hours have gone byI've just done a full day's work on a fucking Sunday without even realising it Toilberg has me on the ropes
>>219640247Long range drones go 1500km
reminder that nothing ever happens
popping over to the settee in the computer room to snuggle in a blanket and watch youtube on the telly
>>219640136fairs lad all the best>>219640239screaming
>>219640062real ass nigga
>>219640044Grim >>219640066>While the missiles fell short of striking the island nation, the UK government said it did not think the strikes were intentionally targeting the bases.>Mr Healey said: "We don’t believe they were targeted at Cyprus, but nevertheless it’s an example of how there is a very real and rising threat from a regime that is lashing out widely across the region."Rockets aimed and landed at the sea in a show of force
>>219640278>>219640283i dont know i dont know these things please dont get mad
>>219640283
>>219640199hmmm maybe
>>219640279Iran is pretty big (but mountainous). Russia and other countries trade with them dont they? Pretty sure plenty of countries break daddy americas rules
iran firing a rocket through the window of my smelly childhood bedroom, killing me instantly even though it doesn't explode
It never ceases to amaze me just how stupid most people are. There's just no logical thinking with them, just reactionary gobshite twaddle.
>>219640324patriot
they're saying the Ayatollah's last words were "bomb Sheffield" :/
>>219640330Yh
>>219640319Israeli false flag
>>219640323it's okay*kisses your forehead*
long distance iranian drone dropping a pint can of kronenbourg onto my head from 20 feet in the air, knocking my glasses off and making me go "UH!"
nth for the gyaldem
prince charlesdon't hear much of him anymorehe just vanished after his mum died
>>219640330this is true but I don't like to say because it makes me seem like a dickhead
Hope I get drafted so I can get away from the ol' Ball and Chain hahaha
>>219640371Level upped and evolved didnt he
>>219640279they sell to a few countries but it's logistically difficult because they have to use ghost ships for transportation, they're basically the plug for cheap oil since they have 2 options (sell it cheap or don't sell it at all)
>>219640371Bet you thought this post was dead funny
>>219640323Who told you they had nuclear weapons? Did you read it somewhere? I'm really curious, because if you knew anything about the country of Iran you would know that they don't have a single usable nuclear weapon.
>Cheadle... turn it into a crater.. Cheadle...ACK!
>>219640398Hes baiting
Iranian missile just landed on my bollocks
hate being reminded that women exist
>>219640412He isn't though
>>219640361*giggles*>>219640398i dont know i just dont want to get blown up
Honestly thought Khomeini and Kamenei were the same bloke
>>219640418Obviously is
>TIS BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.
I don't like this documentary
iranian missile just flew over my house :/fuck knows where it's headed
cant be that hard making a nuke give me a few hours online l'll figure it out
kinda respect the leader of iran, his principles simply refused to allow the production of nuclear weapons despite it being the inevitable downfall one daywhy do we never get strong leaders with morals
Croneimi
>>219640296this would have done numbers on LinkedIn (minus the Simpsons reaction pic)
>>219640448off to explode some lad's bollocks i'd imagine
wouldn't mind a bit of war to get me out of toil. go with the lads to some exotic place, get forced into shape, have a good 2 years just arsing around the middle east while the drones do all the work. sounds mint.
Literally end of days and I'm sat here worrying about painting me little Warhammers
don't hear much about north korea these days
might spend money I don't have on things I don't need
>>219640455sure theres a youtube tutorial
>>219640482Dr octopus ahh nigga
>>219640486benefit of having nukes init only way to make sure the judeo satanic blood cult leaves you alone
>yeah sorry, don't think i'm gonna be able to come in today, i've been exploded>yeah i know it's mad
>>219640497ktim
Which country can I move to that is relatively safe and doesn't cost thousands of pounds every month to live in? I really need to get out of the UK for a bit, it's depressing me too much.
natty dread will never run away
>>219640514iran
>>219640514Morocco
>>219640514Thailand.
get the files encrypted and the veracrypt set up rorke
>>219640514>safe>rich>cheapeastern europe is calling your name, lad
>>219640514El Salvador
>>219640497such as?
>>219640524Is Morocco safe though?>>219640526Went there once, hated it.
>>219640520Whos that handsome fella
>>219640514If you are Welsh there is an area in Argentina that is a Welsh enclave and is probably safe at least
slow walkersget them genocided
>>219640514South East Asia. I know people like to take the piss but it’s really cheap, everyone speaks English and the only dangers are weather related.
>>219640539Yeah, might have a look at Hungary or Poland.
>>219640551g-shock watch
Does it count as a world war if everyone's on the same side and that side is apparently "bomb the fuck out of wherever israel says we should bomb" with the only opposition being those who are bombed saying "please stop bombing us"
>>219640554those are little girls sick freaktranime is for nonces
>>219640566this waits for me down in California
>>219640514I think every country on Earth with a functioning government requires you to be sponsored or marry a citizen in order to move there permanently mate
>oil prices expected to spike upwards due to the conflictLike clockwork, it's almost as if the whole thing was planned for the benefit of multinational corporations...
Mad how our nation won't exist in a couple of decades
might join the circus
>>219640591I could easily find a wife, I'm a handsome chap.
>>219640600
>>219640520based
>>219640593basic economics isn't a conspiracy theory
>>219640588Did I ask about the little girls? I asked about the grown man. Stop projecting you nonce.
im ugly and bald
>>219640617Didn't say society would collapse did I
Robert Redford was stunning
>>219640625there is no men on that theyre all girls
>>219640572do you not have a phone
>>219640628brag on
>>219640600But a better stronger nation will be reborn from her ashes, wild and free of pakis!
>>219640628haha well at least you're not also ameri-*sees your flag*
>>219640636prove it
>>219640570I don't think I could live somewhere that is hot all year though.
>>219640662just look at itweird freak
bald pussy
>>219640642yea but i want one,,a tasteful one though of course
Still have a full head of hair at 30, have I made it lads?
>>219640673your head needs caved in with rusty hammers, the rustier the better
>>219640676suppose that makes senseyou might as well thenwhich one
Bros...Dubai has fallen
>>219640686There is still a chance of hair loss, but you'll likely never be a full slap head.
>>219640686Do you have a family of your own, a thriving career and planned future? If not you should probably kill yourself.
>>219640690dunno yetthere's like a million of them
>>219640630Steve McQueen was much cooler though.
>>219640699Believe it or not, yes
Courteney Cox is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
>>219640694Deano lighting a candle, a tear falling from his eye
>>219640732It was ridiculous how good looking she was in Ace Ventura, captured her at her absolute peak
The amount of noncey films made in the 70s and 80s is quite staggering. 20 years of very questionable material that somehow landed in cinemas and video shops.
>3h ago: THE CENTRAL BANK OF THE REPUBLIC OF TÜRKİYE HAS SUSPENDED ONE-WEEK REPO AUCTIONSLooking forward to international finance blowing up and slowly making its way to Britain
>>219640732She looks like shit now
>>219640520>>219640732Still need her McDonald's figure, last one I'm missing
>>219640554>>219640625This is peak Anglo according to Japs
global market prices for dubai chocolate sky-rocketing
>>219640753yessss
>>219640757Mad how the average celeb back then was shagging 14 year olds and it was seen as perfectly normal
Putting Dubai chocolate up my arse
Starmer is really embarrassing for our country, needs removing from office asap
uhh fellas when do we start to worry
>An Iranian drone has struck a British RAF base in Cyprus, the first attack on European soilDumb fucking yanks bringing us in to their Jew war.
>>219640766>genshin>japs
ktim
>>219640786Don't really get how he's any worse than other recent PMs Not to say he's good or anything
off tae bedthink all this war business will be blown over my my mornings cuppa x
>>219640792farage chuffed
>>219640808The Tories kicked the can just far enough down the road that now Keir Starmer is getting all the blame for their prior 15 years of mismanagement
>>219640806Arr rook sameBit stereotypical too
I hope I get to see israel glassed in my lifetime
>>219640486Saw this post and then saw this boring news story, needs to hurry up with the collapse and a female leader will help
Lurking /pol/ is fascinating. Americans are so reflexively and obsessively anti-British, it's quite mad.I'd love to know what drugs British rightoids are on to think these nutters are our friends.
Big naked hotel wanktoil looms
>>219640844I mostly see yanks pity us
>>219640844we're the bad guys in the one bit of history they're taught about as children
>>219640854bad guys are cooler doe
just looked out my window and saw a little green man in a spaceship
>>219640849Did this a few weeks back when toil sent me on a trip, was polite enough not to cum on the carpet
>>219640779Read this, she was 13 when she started her relationship with Bill Wyman, and there were no repercussions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandy_Smith
>>219640866Got a wooden floor in mine so I can lick the mess up afterwards
obamna
>>219640901SODA!!
Courtney Cox
Dread to think what the world will be like in my 60s
>>219640901mrs obama get down
poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids
>>219640920really dont like the mouth physiognomy
>>219640869>Wyman's 30-year-old son from his first marriage, Stephen, married Smith's mother, Patsy, then aged 46, making Smith her own step-grandfather’s ex-wife???
>>219640920wanted to say something crass but I've decided against it
>>219640948She's an angel
https://youtu.be/6JZ6jZX_aDk?si=SHqzkEb0LMX9TcnbDoing a watch
>>219640844It’s mostly just hate towards our ridiculous politics which I sympathise with but you do get the odd deranged schizo who goes a bit off the deep end
>>219640969don't like these little things one bit
Scranning rorke
>>219640973are they really in any better position though
>>219640973>our ridiculous politicshaway
>>219640968nothing about this says fertility, intelligence, grace. She looks like an untrustworthy and hungry peasant
>>219640993um
>>219640929the only good leftwing meme
bet it feels good to be a computer and get a disc put in you
>>219640844Most Americans really don't know much about us, and because we speak the same language but have a different culture it confuses them, and they don't have the same dry sense of humour as us, their style of humour is very surface level so as a result their default setting is to talk shit about us. And they find it frustrating that we know a lot more about their country than vice versa.
i'm lowkey polish
>>219641026
im highkey gay
>>219641005You're a moron
Grass for tea
>>219641068i will always hate him for marrying konnie huqshe was supposed to be mine
>>219641045I assumed as a kid that Americans were just like us because of the same language but I’ve realised we’re not that similar at all. Obviously it’s not as big a difference as say Mexico and China but Americans are their own thing.
>>219641053Beeswax polish?
>>219641081you're a homosexual
>>219641085cowlad?
>>219640920Her name is Courteney, not Courtney.
Vigorously sounding my knob with a DS stylus
I've had headaches every day for the last two weeks, am I dying?
>>219641125gay aids disease, sorry lad
I've calculated that if I had held on to the videogames and consoles I owned in 2010 and then sold on, they would be worth over £10k now, fucking hell.
mental how i've been racist on 4chan for years now and im literally 1/4 black no joke
>>219641173I have some of the DS Pokemon games that each go for £100 and a few other gems. Need money so I want to sell them but have too much of an emotional attachment x
>>219641106moron
>>219641191Alri Ryan Giggs
I wonder if anyone has ever pooed and spaffed at the same time.
>>219640841phwoar hopr so
>>219641197If the value goes over £150, sell them.
I hate people
>>219641191sc
>>219641230ktim can't fucking stand them
>>219641219An ex gf of mine used to cum, queef and then wee every time.
>>219641199brain completely devoid of a thought besides the next bowl of oats or moldy slice of bread. Bit younger here, and the eyebrows indicate more health, bringing her up to mid status. Still, the lips (or lack thereof), philtrum and lower jaw combined give a very disconcerting appearance. If you've dealt with a lot of broads, you know the character this tends to, and it's no good.
>>219640943corrintrestin take on the grandfather paradox
>>219641229I have Diamond, White and White 2 which all seem to be selling from £50-100 and a few Kirby games that go for the same price. Don’t think I can though, loved me Kirbies and me ‘mons growing up. Sadly I don’t have Heart Gold or Soul Silver which are the really valuable ones.
>>219641258>muh lipsYou're mentally ill
>>219641258few things make me cringe harder than pseud shite like this
>>219641278only a homosexual or Mediterranean ape-manwould find this appealing as more than a last call bar slag after a rough night at karaoke.
>>219641245I recognise that this is because everyone hates me so I hate them backI honestly wish at least some people would like to be around meI'm really just a chud though so I can't blame them
got loads of old games but don't want to sell them even though i don't even have a ds anymore
>>219641271Only sell them if you need the £, or if you need to build up some spare cash to buy an expensive item x
wish I could play red dead 2 for the first time again
Never been a gamer. Only play a bit of CM01/02 now and again. But I do often get the urge to buy an old telly and a master system
do 3ds games sell for lots too? got all of the pokemons, the marios, the kirbies and the star fox theres probably some money to be made there
>>219641293Are you a jealous woman? Her face is elegant, sweet, sexy and demure all at once
>>219641328>>219641293shut the fuck up you pair of spastics
>>219641316such a fucking good gamei got way more enjoyment out of red dead 2 online than gta5 online
crazy frog ring ding dingwhyd he have his penis out
why dont they make a gay of hormuz
i'm actually going mental i've just been refreshing the same 5 tabs over and over again in sequence for about 10 minutes now
dont play games anymore but would be on saints row 2 every day after secondary schoolbest game ever made
>>219641316"just you is it"
1985 tampon commercial featuring the most beautiful woman in the worldhttps://youtu.be/koYcUw4Ddkg?si=LZ8V5jOw4QLtR72F
>>219641344shame they ditched it because it doesn't print money like gta online
>>219641341>>219641292baited for this exact response
1. SNES / Super Famicom2. GameCube3. N644. Original Gameboy and GBC5. NES / Famicom6. DS & 3DS7. Switch & Switch 28. GBA9. Wii U10. WiiNever played. Virtual BoyIn my opinion
>>219640008i've heard of some of those books!!
>>219641386women shouldn't be allowed to talk about periods in public
Vinted was actually mint for getting retro games and consoles cheap from retarded wives selling off their husband's stuff. It's just eBay lite now filled with resellers and scalpers
>>219641411And it's full of wannabe teenage scammers who don't realise that the money from a sale isn't released to them until the buyer receives the item and presses the button to say that everything is okay with it.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772027147998573.mp4
last night i had a dream where i got picked up by a giant bird and taken to its nestgave me an evil fright
>>219641404N64 was my first console because we were too poor to buy one until the DS was like a year oldMario Kart 64 is still my favourite Nintendo game of all time tbqh
>>219641411>retarded wivesNot retarded, just ignorant
Hello this is a message from your BANKWe are sending you this MESSAGE to inform you of something
>>219641456if you buy an item from an overpriced scam but say something is wrong with it when the little prompt comes up can you keep the item and get a refund?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8aving one
>>219641481cheers
need a woman to make me jizz in public
>>219641458Delicious plump chebs, I'd happily suck them every night before going to sleep, would be heaven.
Quitting porn for a week to see how I feel
i've got a gummy tapeworm
I do quite enjoy the yank that browses /gif/ to bring us a nice pair of chebs
minecraft but with circles
i like beagles they are my favourite dogs
Pancake day tomorrow y'all
Jizz on Mya
>>219641461Zelda Ocarina of Time is my all time favourite Nintendo game, absolute masterpiece and it was the first game I bought with my own money that I'd earned through doing a paper round.
>>219641541good favourite dog to have
>>219641541more of a golden retriever man myself
more of a golden receiver myself
>>219641559thanks>>219641566they are good but i prefer labradors because ive met more and they come in different colours
taipei has a cooler vibe than tokyo
Israel bombing Lebanon now kek, this will go on for months now.
This was mid in 2004. Now every other girl is dominican
>>219641581Lebanon will lay down and take it just the same
>>219641546does she want to be jizzed on
>>219641546not allowed because of woke
The only thing that actually makes me seethe with rage is when I want to sleep but there's something or someone making noiseGenuinely makes me feel evil and abusive
>>219641578what do you think of bulldogs
every country that would randomly assassinate another world leader is unfortunately allied with israel
my fav dogs are those giant ones with the barrels around their necksthey're cool
too tired to post anything funny or interesting or that could start a conversation so I'm going to bed xx
>>219641621Some twat on my street has one of those JDM cars with a stupid aftermarket exhaust, and he comes and goes from the house at ungodly hours sometimes. Wouldn't surprise me if the car gets keyed at some point, cos I can't be the only one who is fucked off with it.
>>219641640i like english bulldogs and french ones (though they are popular with the worst kind of people), not american bulldogs or any pitbulls or bully breeds though. but english/french bulldogs probably shouldn’t exist unless they are bred to have longer snouts, otherwise they suffer.>>219641654st bernards? they would carry alcohol in the barrels and search for lost travelers, the alcohol would warm them up. very cool dogs
gigadogberg
>>219641665goodnight xx
>>219641607bet she does
>>219641685Gigafoodbills
>>219641685love their funny droopy faces
>>219641685Would be scared to be in the room with that beast
>>219641688>supermarket brand coke>corner shop vodka>Budweiser aka headache juiceState, 2/10 would not bang
>>219641704big dogs are often more docile and gentle
>>219641688corr would suck on her ankles
>>219641704gay cunt
k Tim, Timmy, Timo, Timbo, Timo, Timofey, Tymish, Timotej, Timotey, Timoteo, Timotheus, Tymoteusz, Timothée
>>219641673knew someone with a french bulldog and it got overexcited all the time and would run head first into walls like a spastic. felt sorry for it tbqh
>>219641685uncle had one of these monsters and it was impossible to walk down a hall if he was in it
>>219641737i look like this
>>219641685>>219641744neighbourberg had one and drove a beetle and every so often you would see him driving home with this massive thing in the passenger seat taking up more than half of the space
>>219641743They only live for an average of 4 years and can have all sorts of health problems, and they're normally very needy. Pointless breed of dog that only got popular because of the "cute ears".
>>219641775>an average of 4 yearsThey live 10+ years you numpty
>>219641799>>219641799
