>>219635386
First
2 and 1/2 hours to go ngmi
so much for world peace, am i right?
I have never really had friends probably closest were like roommates or friendly work acquaintances
All faggots are teachers. Sit down and listen to them, chud.
>>219642504Buy adult diapers
So many happenings in 2026 already.This year is crazy.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_upOv6Eo9Fs
>So overwhelming is this sorrow that even if I was made of wood or brick I would be weeping right now.literally me
>>219642513same
Haven't had fried chicken or hot chips in almost 2 weeks nigga I'm going crazy
>>219642516I would be a chud teacher thobeit
>>219642492Guy I went to elementary-college with became a teacher, he was a massive fucking loser so we were friends, in college he got a gf that was like a 8/10, but the only reason she even dated him is because she smelled like pure fucking shit most of the time, she would go weeks without bathing and she had never used deodorant, she would claim it was some shit about healthy natural living, anyway I stopped hanging out with the guy after they started dating because he became an asshole and got addicted to weed, anyway last I saw he was dating a tranny on facebook and posting reddit tier webcomics and he hates being a teacher, also he was mexican but because he was fatherless he would say he was too "olive" to be mexican and that he was probably italian and thus a trve romantldr; just read it you're a grown ass man
This year is my last. Despite being wealthy I'm 37 and single. No family no happiness. Young men please date and marry. I will kill myself
Israel is about to invade Libanon.
im a little bit sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVx1mJDeUjY
>>219642552yo give me your stuff if you do
>>219642552What's stopping you from importing a woman from the third world
>>219642552Dude just move to the phillipines why would you kill yourself. Come on
>>219642555George Washington should be spinning fast enough to throw the earth off its axis by now.
>>219642568I would never breed with a non-white woman. Even italian women seem half-souled
Not a fan of all this pity incel doomer posts.It's not just /cum/. All generals on /int/ and most of outer /int/ are full of this shit.
Made some low effort tacos tonight
>>219642584Plenty of European women are looking for American passports
LOL
>>219642581Why
>>219642588a lot of people are down in the dumps these days
>>219642598Nigga is eating beans.
My farts smell terrible!
>>219642598AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
Why should I give a fuck what the founders would have thought about anything
>>219642601lookner won the lottery
>>2196426013 day special operation
>>219642588That's all this site ever is anymore. The only boards that are free from all of this nonsense are dead.>>219642615If you knew how ridiculous you sound right now you probably wouldn't have said that.
>>219642607>>219642614I walked into that one
>america first when they have to actually care about the health of their country
I look like this
>>219642615you shouldn't. they were fruits who wore wigs and high heels.
>>219642628How many "nuts" can you take in your mouth?
>>219642624They were just dudes that had some neat ideas on a few things. Why do you worship the founders?
Abusing substances has become more fun than anything else
>>219642639>caring what the creators think is worshipingfucking lul
>>219642642she looks like a fuckin alien from outer space
>>219642638Nowhere near as much as your mom
My addiction is chocolate
>>219642652You really bodied me.Ouch.
Lindsey Lohan had a nose job and a face-lift Unbelievably good looking now
It's someone's worst day on earth right now, and here I am eating crackers drinking beer and watching skyrim videos on youtube. Life is truly a strange experience
>>219642602the President is doing what the Brits used to do.
i love a solid chocolate easter bunny and then dippin that sucker into a jar of peanut butter with a glass of cold milk.
>>219642647>the creators Even the language you're using is religious
>>219642661good for her
>>219642661Wow that's so interesting tell me more celebrity gossip
>>219640126Why do people who aren't even remotely introverted like to claim they're introverts? I called someone out on it after him always saying that he is, and acting like it's some sort of competition. The thing is, he's literally one of if not the most blatantly extroverted people I know. He can't go 2 minutes without talking to or at someone. He's always on the phone talking to people, constantly going out to bars or social gatherings, like he is so clearly an extrovert. But he acted all offended when I told him as much and started coping with "I'm just really good at hiding it" and other BS.
>>219642676jim carrey is dead, his evil doppelganger now roams the land in his place.
>>219642598jason wishes he could eat this good
>>219642642shagged her before she was famous due to fallout or whatever incel dogshiddongtin she is famous forphwoar
Don't feel like brushing my rotten teeth tonight someone encourage me to do so
>>219642661grok is >>219642688diss real
>>219642702Not true is it
>>219642642Warning it eventually gets old and then you can never enjoy substances again. If you indulge in substance abuse too long it will ruin it for you for the rest of your lifem
phwoar may hairfta agbonglahorate anudda pooistan-on-trent>>219642688ye propa mingbogglun diss wun hairfta be barfunkated
>>219642715umm it actually is
>>219642718Soberkike propaganda
>>219642688it's stolen valor, like women claiming to be incels
>>219642598corr looks like food i feed my rabbit the.regular occurrence of him shiddung un his own food platform
can someone redpill me on Ghislaine Maxwell
the wise ones once foretold
>>219642668>calling someone who created something a creator is religiousfucking lul, I created you while fucking your mother but you don't see me in a church. Also, nice semantic nitpicking, scrub. Instead of debating ideas you're debating "creator" vs. "religious language". Nice job moving the goalpost.
>>219642741Can someone drop a brick on your head
>>219642748Yeah it's religious rhetoric I didn't move any goalposts just made an observation, debate bro freak
>>219642760>creator = le religionAh shucks, I guess every engineer who ever created anything is god now.
>>219642741she's literally a whoreshe is a british jew of czech descenther father was the owner of the mirror, uk's largest tabloid, and he was also jewbut he was murdered by mossad for unknown reasons
And then I was like that's not what he sounded like hahaha... hah... well anyway you had to be there it was funny at the time though
>>219642802I DON'T CARE ABOUT TWITTER NIGGERS
>>219642741They are people who are claiming she was an important mod on Reddit.
>>219642802Think of the Dubai chocolate Iran...
I want to date a woman with a loose sloppy pussy, I want to just know that it was destroyed by a train of the blackest gorilla niggers to ever exist day after day before I met her, she needs to wear glasses and look innocent too
>>219642802unironically hilarious if true, tattletale diplomacy
What a shitload of fuck. I mean, what were they thinking?
>>219642802Would be cool if they could destroy the Burj Khalifa.Gulf Arabs are mostly scum.They deserve it.
i want to date a woman with a tight pink coin slot pussy, i want to know that she has never even seen a penis in her life before me
>>219642802nooooooooo think of all the instagram influencers who were going to get their faces shitted on for 100,000 dollars over there
If a dude sent me his official and personal instagram acc does it mean he’s into me ? :/
>>219642837Why? You have a coin shaped dick?
I used to fake text conversations of me getting unfairly rejected and would post screenshots of them to /r9k/ to get people riled up and upset for fun.
i want to date a woman with a completely average pussy, i want to know that she has seen nothing but an average amount of average sized penises before me, and she needs to look completely average and have an average personality, too
>>219642855youre the sort of nigga that starts posting cuckold porn "ironically"
>>219642776Calling them the creators and assigning their pov some special sacred weight about how they would judge us is mythologizing religious rhetoric
>>219642861uncomfortable with the use of the n word since the BAFTA incident and would prefer if this thread could avoid it
gooned a mighty goon and it hurts to pee
>>219642851Because it reminds him of nikocados coinslot asshole
i miss back in the day
>>219642861It's funny watching them digest something obviously so fake as "proof". It's like staging a tragedy and watching the chorus go, "See? Women evil. Society rigged" and they freely backed me up. I just found that it's incredibly easy to get people's support when you play into what they like, surprisingly easy.
Jewish women
>>219642885>its so easy to get peoples support when you're agree with them genius
>>219642865ah yes, the sacred founding fathers. Please light a candle when you mention them. Btw, since silicon valley is full of engineers we're going to sell all of your shit to build them all churches
>something happens >it's relevant to a goal you're pursuing, but not inherently meaningful>important enough to warrant communication>communicate all relevant details>"is that good, or bad?"What do you do when talking to someone who requires narratives to function? How do you convert nuanced ideas and priorities into "good-bad"? I offer you this cool "retro" game picture.
I had an entire collection of naked black men pictures to troll racists with
>>219642905Idk what you're even trying to say or what silicon valley has to do with anything I saidAre you off your schizo meds or something
>>219642933Wow that's so epic
>>219642933the racists do too.
Apparently Turkey is next on the hit list
>>219642949How
>collecting naked pics of men Ok faggot
zoomer trolls are lame and too obscene which causes the threads to be deleted very fast. a good troll thread does not get deleted or it takes a couple hundred posts before anyone realizes what's been done.
>>219642956I'm straighter than your dad
>>219642936you said using the term creator is religious -> engineers create things -> silicon valley is full of engineers -> therefore they're all now godssell all of your shit NOW and pay your tithes NOW, heretic.
>>219642953member dreamybull? and the fat black guys having gay sex? naked pictures of black men will and have always be used as ammunition in the culture war
you niggas lame as fuck
>>219642733Yeah that one annoys me a lot too. They literally refuse to just admit that they can't be incels. The fucking insane copes they will come up with to avoid acknowledging this obvious and blatant fact. Their victim complex makes them jealous and angry of ANY form of disadvantage not being attributed to them
>"Y-y-you niggas lame as fuck!"
>>219642970Seems you're too low iq to understand my argument , not my problem
>>219643004I'd rather not get dirty in a shit flinging contest, monkey.
Every time I see a brazilian talk shit to another brazilian on here I just imagine they're the same person and it works perfectly.
>iran is a week away from getting nukes!>nukes iran a week later
>>219643020This is what I imagine the arguments with japs and koreans to be like.
>>219642981>member dreamybull? Yeah>and the fat black guys having gay sex?No
How did I spend the entire day watching Kino Casino
I NEED IT TO BE TOMORROW RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>219643033Go to bed
>>219643044It's not even 8
>>219643032I haven't watched them for 4 shows the quartering pokemon card segments are so fucking boring and I can't stand tardskis soundboard
>>219643049Yep, that's me
>>219643050It's eleven thirty where I am
Then out spake brave Horatius,The Captain of the Gate:"To every man upon this earthDeath cometh soon or late.And how can man die betterThan facing fearful odds,For the ashes of his fathers,And the temples of his Gods."then replied the rootless mutts:nah just do whatever lolhave you watched george carlin? so funny lol
Not my problem.
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ayNa-na, why don't you get a job?Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ayNa-na, why don't you get a job?
I'm actually so disappointed in orange man like I haven't slept right in 3 days
>>219643087why
Hey. How's your penis?
>>219643087Let me calm you down with some coco and a deep tissue back massage
How do I stop fetishizing Asian women?
>>219643018>What would the creators think of us now they must be judging us from their gravesReligious >Jon Jacobson invented the tricord vacuum in 1976Non religious It is contextual like anything with language
>>219643097Israel bad>>219643101I need one
>>219643103Stop being a pedophile
>>219643123You can't cure that
>>219643109Poo off your shoes and we'll start with a foot rub and some toe sucking
If I became a billionaire, I would buy 4chan and rename it 4chungus.
>>219643137I would buy it and change the sticky to a video of me burning every other country's flag.
An apocalypse would be cool because then I could forget about all the times i acted cringeWe'd all be too busy digging for maggots and worms to not starve to remember how cringe I am
How many American troops died so far
>>219643108don't care, didn't read. There's more urgent matters like making sure the gods in silicon valley get my tithes
>>219643145That would be a pretty long but impressive video.
>>2196431533
How many times do you use a disposable razor before throwing it out
>>219643159I would just have them set up on some kind of conveyor belt that slides them all into a big trash can and then i'd pour gas on it and toss a Zippo.
>>219643159>show them all lined up>show him burning them all in a big pileWould take seconds
>>219643175It would be cooler to do it one at a time. And curse each country in their language.
why are all right-wing memes made now with ai? It's all just ai generated videos of jeets pooping, blacks eating fried chicken, etc. Where is the high brow content? I want to see actual people getting mocked? I prefer memes about people who are warm blooded, not an amalgamation of data.
I'm covered in sticky syrup and hot fudge
>>219643192You don't need a.i there's plenty of real world vids of jeets eating cow shid
>>219643189That almost sounds respectful
had a very productive day todaydidn't get to do anything fun though and now it's already time to take a shower and go to sleep
smoking weed retardmaxxing right now
>>219643199yeah but an overwhelming amount of new stuff is ai generated now. You're seeing less compilations, less funny edits, less creativity and more mindless thinking being outsourced to a machine.
Monarchists are the biggest cuckolds on the planet.
>>219643214You have to be retarded to ever smoke weed
>>219643220That's why it's called retardmaxxing - why aren't you retardmaxxing right now?
>>219643217How many monarchists are there even outside of Thailand seems like a dead horse to beat
Social media is probably the worst thing to ever happen to this species.
Think I'm possibly a dry alcoholic
>>219643241How does that work?
>>219643240no, that would be agriculture.
>>219643252No, that would be social media.
>>219643217Wrong.
anyone cooked or just me
You're all slime
>>219643240It was fun until like sometime between 2011-13, when it shifted from "your friends and maybe friends of friends post about video games" to "your grandma and her friends talk about obama" to "random nigerian person arguing with an indian about epstein"
>>219643265I'm fucking fucked
>>219643220sounds like something a retard would say
>>219643257with out agriculture there is so civilization. without civilization there is no society. without society there is no social media.
>>219643217True, your country could be run by pedos and you couldn't do anything about it
>>219643278nigga you are ruled by monarchist pedos
>>219643272Social media is just so weaponized at this point, there's not much fun about it. Just angry people posting fake videos to get more people angry. I guarantee you that the next generations to come will be more misinformed and fooled than the last.>>219643277I guess.
just felt my stomach physically rumble gonna go take a pure liquid shit brb
>>219643288You're ruled by pedos and you dont have a monarch
Lotta white folk boutta start having tourettes syndrome.
>latinx friend admits to voting red
>>219643288Wrong. Literally only one of our princes did that. And he's not close to being King.
>>2196431652 or 3. Once if it's been a while since I've shaved
AND he got arrested.
>you need to finish 15,20 and 25 relics to unlock these levelshow about you fuck off, naughty dog
>>219643311there is nothing more embarrassing than being a white leftist
>>219643337what about a gay white leftist
>>219643330The last good game they made was Uncharted 4. Last Of Us never should have been made.
>>219643337True it's like wearing a badge that you hate yourself
obama huh
>>219643337what about a chinese libertarian
>>219643342uncharted is just a bastardized tomb raider but with a boomer instead of a hot tiddie lady with dual wielding pistols
Deep deep down, inside my heart of hearts, I am a quirk chungus.
man those jubilee debate videos make my brain shrink
>>219643348Sure but it worked well enough.
investors are the whole reason video games are bad, they dont know shit about anything and the whole chain of middle managers whose job is to suck it up to them goes look how popular current thing is and then there goes years of development and millions of dollars to a guaranteed flop, its just completely profit driven which ironically makes them lose money but i doubt scrooge mcduck investors even care
>>219643246No longer drinking but still affected by the factors that led to it being a problem. I need to move into my own place and diversify my income streams
>>219643220Let me guess, you are white, you neither drink, and are virgin waiting for a asian girl to pop out of nowhere into your life lmao
>>219643360Everything inevitably turns to shit when profit motive is the highest value. You’re right that video games are a particularly noticeable example.
>>219643360I award you with being the cool brapzillian *brap*
I think weed is fine. It opens up your mind. However it can’t be a daily thing unless you have a medical reason
The penis army is on the march. May God have mercy on us all
>>219643377SHUT UP YOU PINDICKED BUM
going to try and watch lucky star again. last time I watched it I wanted to drop a 3rd nuke on tokyo
>>219643360it's also because of woke
If you smoke anything but chungwa, you come off as a deeply unserious person to everyone around you.
weed is an instrument of satan
Explaining Berserk to my dad
>>219643385Watch Watamote instead
my dad never watched anime or read manga, but I think he watched speed racer when he was a kid and he had venus wars on his shelf when I was growing up
so does /cum/ deep down really desire friends? Like I would be OK with two or three good friends and a girlfriend but I was at the bus and I heard this guy saying he was going to Austin to share a bunk bed with his friend and they were staying in a room with nine other guys I just found this to be so fucking gay
>>219643412I did. Bored the crap out of mewataten > mote
>>219643407This anime appears to have 3 characters to me. I don't know what happens
god I HATE japan
>>219643404Didn't God make weed?
>>219643415How old was the guy?
>>219643413My dad watched Astro Boy as a kid>venus warsWtf
Jah he mek de herb mon
>>219643415i dont know if i want friends, seems kind of drag now, idk maybe
GOD DAMMIT THEY DO THE CHCOLATE CORNET BIT MINUTE ONEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
holy shit this fucking dab rig got me tweakin
>>219643415>so does /cum/ deep down really desire friends?What do you think the point of this general is
>>219643436I read the Astro boy manga as a kid, pluto tournament was absolute KINOvenus wars is like gundam but also with motorbike rugby. its rad as hell
>>219643413my dad used to watch speed racer and astroboy, he would regularly watch yugioh and power rangers with me on saturday and then he got in to kamen rider, during covid he actually rewatched kamen rider and would call me to talk about it
>>219643466BASED pops
one of my fillings disintegrated and fell out todaymy life is so fucking over
>>219643480If it's gold you can pawn it
if I didn't get molested as a child I would be successful in life, instead of a jobless recluse
>>219643480it's okay brother, I'm miserable so I barely brush my teeth
boomer cartoons were the shit, those spoiled bitches had everything.
>>219643484>joblessLucky bastard
i keep seeing sexy women and wanting to masturbate but not wanting to masturbate, like i already masturbated 2 times today its like a mind vs body type thing, 2 opposing forces inside of me in a tug of war
>>219643484Samesies! I think we’re both gonna make it though.
i never been molested or anything bad happened, im just like this
>>219643483it looked like shitty black plastic, it's already down my sink anyway>>219643486how black are your teeth
>>219643510my teeth are actually kind of white, but there's been a yellower tinge for the past few months so I've been occasionally brushing them at night. I cracked a couple teeth in the back so sometimes I accidentally chip my teeth or my fillings
wypipo be like
>>219643484I fail to see the connection
>>219643521bodied em
I wish I had a cool traumatic backstory like being an orphan o algo but I'm just a guy
>>219643532your traumatic backstory is being a bitch
>>219643532>wanting adversity you're a pussy
>>219643532I think you're pretty cool anon
20 year old model from Guadalajara
>>219643557that guy's muscles look like a tree trunk
Pirate ship
>>219643562That's daddy
getting this pizza yesterday was the best idea I've had in weeks
>>219643572I thought you'd never return
>>219643557I fucked her
>>219643580toppings?
>>219643593beef and grilled chicken
>>219643600never had beef on a pizza, you sparked a new hunger in me anon
my suffering is truly worse than anyone else's because it's mine and i'm more important (objectively)
>>219643606spoken like a true frog forum user
We can owe most of the geniuses who have revolutionised human thinking to the past. This much, we know. Who is alive in the modern day who can do this? Can we say someone has created a philosophy in the same way that Nietzsche, Camus, or Kant has? Or is it the sign of modernity that there is a lack thereof? What can we owe this to?
i'm a squirter
>>219643612Carl Jung
>>219643583What, why?
>>219643612>Who is alive in the modern day who can do this?It's me lad
>>219643538You're just jellous cause I had a good childhood meanwhile you were molested
>>219643612Señor Ñick Fuéntéz
Nothing ever happens chuddai when the politician they voted for things to happen does things and they happen
>>219643612No one, philosophy has been mortified in this age. The seeking of thought is waning compared to the application of thought. I would argue that the world's shift has focused onto systemic thought: AI ethics, institutional guidelines, modernized surveillance and the cost of freedom.>>219643640He is an unfunny brownoid.
>>219643669>I would argue that the world's shift has focused onto systemic thought: AI ethics, institutional guidelines, modernized surveillance and the cost of freedom.Chat GPT-esque, profound stuff anon
>>219643521i buy sausage
I worship big warmongering american cock
>>219643676whomst is "They"
I've tasted pussy before, it's really salty
>>219643692figger it out, sherlock
Just annihilated a ladybug (it attacked me first)
>>219643661it was supposed to be drain the swamp in Washington D.C. not in every other country. I don't care if other countries are being ruled by a dictator.
>>219643612are you deep into academia or whatever the fuck? do you read lots of newly released book? like, 100 years from now they are gonna be praising someone alive today that you dont even know about
>>219643696nope, spoonfeed me
med pride world wide, i'm a citizen of rome
this is genuinely the worst thing I have ever sat down and watched in my lifeand I tried watching spy classroom and Oshi no ko
>>219643698It was weeks away from acquiring nuclear weapons
>>219643722anime is for retarded faggots
>>219643727anime is based, YOU'RE retarded
anime is mostly cringe save for a few
>>219643676good meme actually
>>219643722you should watch welcome to the nhk instead
patriots are in contro-ACK!
Everyone wants the Shire free of Orcs, and that's completely understandable. However, we should keep the Shire free of the Goblins who let the Orcs in, and told us "they were just like the Hobbits."
ill take a potato chipAND EAT IT!
>>219643734tranny hobby/interestexplain to me why every tranny seems to adore anime, video games, and figurinesthey're often into heckin based guns as well
we need to kill the faggot who keeps spamming twitter posts >:(
>>219643745Planbros.... It's not looking good.....
>>219643757trannies are also into breathing air, I guess air is le dilating now
Trump said "More will likely die, it's the way it is" about American casualties thus far.
>>219643765tranny cope
>>219643757bruce jenner was into playing sports too, are sports gay?
>>219643757name one thing that isn't a tranny interest.
>>219643769>only a tranny would make fun of tranniesinteresting logic...
>>219643775inner peace
kalshi free money hack: news report by the end of the week that "holocaust survivors died from Iranian missiles"
>>219643727Wrong.>>219643722Watch something else.
>can buy an assault rifle at 18 but not rent a carclown nation
>>219643775how low i should set my law mower blades when cutting 5 month old kentucky blue grass
>>219643745>>219643759The Shah is returning. Trust the plan.
>>219643793Only one costs corps money
>>219643758
>>219643793think about the insurance o algo. funny thing is that it's perfectly fine to rent a uhaul at 18. learned that the hard way when i got stranded 800 miles away from my house.
>>219643793but also>murder someone>25 to life>murder someone with a car>2 years and some community service
new>>219643814>>219643814>>219643814
new >>219643817>>219643817>>219643817
>>219643793What's the drinking age in America
>>219643815
>>21964382321
>>219643722It's a product of its time
>>219643829Why is it so high.
>>219643836A google search said it's primarily to reduce alcohol related accidents among the youth, especially with driving. States can still make it 18 again but the Federal government said that if they lower the minimum drinking age to <21 then they'll lose all funding for their roads which would get insanely expensive.
>>219643836Your brain is pretty much finished forming at age 25. 21 to drink alcohol is good because it protects kids from ruining their brains with alcohol (a poison)
I don't do anything besides scroll my phone and drink water and I can't sleep and I think I'm going to die
>>219643807I could see it if the socks are part of nice outfits
>>219643823It is 9 + 10
>>219642513Kinda lame desu
