Francis Urquhart edition
HOWLINGWell said as ever Brendo
need my bum fucked asap
>>219645570Bit early lad
>>219645557Based. Fuck them
morning all
>48.6% of City of Sydney residents were born overseas in 2021, compared to 38.6% in Greater Sydney,Hmm
ffuuuuck first time ive failed my wordle one shotbut rememberdont be afraid to faildont give yourself second chancesyou only get one shot at life so get used to it
the backup toilfu hasn't messaged me yet despite us agreeing to meet today, this isn't like her...
Donald Chimp
>>219645600toilfu was raped on her way to toil
>>219645560>>219644103
Mad how we're all going to die in WW3 to protect a pedo president
watching Ali g indahouse
>>219645626actually it's in defence of g-d's chosen peopleit should be an honour
Go giant saussge, beat them
>>219645624Barely disguised fetish thread
>>219645608Is this real
>>219645557deano in shambles what will he do?
it's fucking awesome that you all got a day off work on the same day
uh oh messy
>>219645662ktim otl
Women
brits i wanna sing you a song,drinking pints of beer with trump the monky niggahe will make america free and grand, throw away bannas will make the west free
>>219645655Tends to happen quite often in /brit/Though we usually honour this tradition by calling anybody posting on that day a dosser
>>219645655it literally is my day off though
>>219645655Its 8:15 im eating breakfast
>>219645675>single for 16 yearsoof
>>219645662right only happens for short times and usually when relaxed and naked. some thing is wrong with your scrotum if it doesnt retract majority of the time when walking around
doctor ballsack over here
All those entrepreneurs who moved to dubaiTo aviod paying uk taxes, are you now relying on the government to get you back?
he didnt fly so good
>>219645694how much do you weigh? 150 pounds/11 stone?
>>219645712you think doctors are named after their specialty? and not even the proper term but the colloquial one?
>>219645726Nta but I unironically weighed less than that until I was 23
>>219645731Yes
>>21964572695kg 195cm
>>219645587insufferable lib
>>219645748you would be skinny in america, sad
Had a bacon, sausage and egg sandwich with brown sauce for breakfast No i’m not fat I’m recovering from an eating disorder
reckon janny sees my ip and smiles to himself because the best poster is back online he doesnt even ban me for racism cause my posts are too loveable
>>219645762Im aware
>>219645800walked farther than most posters here
At what age should a female stop thinking of herself as a "girl" and start thinking of herself as a "woman"?
>>219645800he makes our economy iron strong
>>219645822about 30 I guess
when you kill an ayotollah another just springs up in his place. you can't win
>>219645808Because you cant fathom walking far. Waddling to your fridge and back is far for you
>>219645800can't imagine how uncomfortable it must be, being that big
>>219645800how is that even possible
£4.10 for a flat whitethey're taking the fucking piss now
>>219645867facts, however our military industrial complex copied hitlers autobahn to move military tanks and personal from point A to point B in ease, so we are forced to drive and suck oil's dick, AKA no eurocuck walking (normal)
>>219645892his poor little ankles
>>219645917would drive a car over your faggot head
>>219645911and what pray tell is preventing you from making 'vefe at home instead of buying it
>>219645808? retard
*sneezes**sneezes**sneezes*ah*sneezes**sneezes*ah dear me*sneezes*
as long as my house isn't getting bombed i don't care about any war
>>219645947*drops a bomb on your house*
>>219645892Eat what you want tho x
doctor sneeze over here
Just got back from camping and holy shit the US bombed Iran?
spent about 4 hours browsing JAV last night, need to get off the muck urgently
>and holy shit
>>219645933shove it up your arse
>>219646016that's not the correct procedure to brew coffee
/r/ london creaming their pants over someone driving a cybertruck around london
have to throw chicken out because it smelled weirddistraught at wasting the money on
>>219646004always think this fella is Simon Pegg in the thumbnail, no idea who it actually is and never cared to find out
>>219646033its me lol
crisis over, the backup toilfu messaged me after all
getting a bit hairy out there isnt it
>>219646040next time try cooking and eating it instead of just watching it go off
i saw a very cute girl who looked like a k-pop idol todayand she asked me where the bathroom was
>>219646040get it eatenmake your hair curl
who /exempt/ from the draft here?
>>219646087Idk why people always do this meme about conscription like it would happen.
the fucking yoti app is being a bitch!!!!!!
>>219646087Am I exempt because I have bipolar
N-
Todays eats:>breakfastLeft over fried rice and tofu>lunchNothing>dinnerA mini pizza and a fillet of hoki fish with tomato
>>219645557Most annoying thing about Deano in Dubai is if any of the measures used there to keep things orderly and safe were implemented in the UK he'd be the first screaming about how oppressive the government isHe doesn't just leave his country he turns around and starts publicly shitting on itFuck the lot of them hope Iran missiles then all
>tofu
>>219646266why are you eating like an impoverished japanese
>>219645990can't get enough of irrumatio
>>219646164>giving your personal information awayomds
>>219646307peep the flag
nth for Yuno!
no need to understand the world, themselves, and other peoplethey only care about being blown by the wind, loving the vicious tiger
femcels are real
meeting the backup toilfu in half an hour to talk about the primary toilfu
he painted matchstalk men and matchstalk cocks and balls
went to mass for the first time in a while yesterday. so depressing I was literally the only person under 50 there
>>219646685>for the first time in a whileLooks like you're part of the problem then doesn't it
>ban'b beb eboub ob ibbuma'io
>>219646685probably cause everyone else has work or schoolon sunday it was fucking packed out the arse for me
>>219646698and an aoteraroa hakka waitangi to you too!
>>219646685>>219646700nvm i'm a spazeaster it'll be packed probablyfucked half arsers
>packed out the arseand that was just the boys choir
>>219646491"rape the tiger" - julias evola
>>219646724should of gone to spicsavuhs
>>219646307Just losing weight and that. Not really over weight but would like to be in the perfect range on the bmi scale
slept for 16 hours straight after staying up for more than 24 hours. aboslutely mental
>>219646733OHHHHHHHHH
>>219646734rorke's legendary rizz
>>219646734Get in, lad
>>219646781Thanks
>>219646790Rodney you plonker!
business plan: buy all the ram in the world
incel boy finally waking up to the OLDs about the RAM shortage
brit britpol britfeel Which is the best
>>219646854/brit/brit/pol/ is full of genuinely nasty cunts and britfeel is britfeel
did you know we have castles in the US
>>219646879/brit/ is the same way these dayslots of genuinely mental cunts that should have been sectioned years ago
>>219646934>>>/int/cum
*bes the law*
>>219646934Not real castles though are they
>>219646964would a fake castle have KNIGHTS?
business idea: make /brit/ more accessible by having a dancing girl read out our posts on tiktok
>>219646982See>>219646942
>>219646987good post
Why are women so rude to me? Theyre so standoffish and blunt, just always huffing and eye rolling and sighing, just plain rude
>>219646951hot shot
>>219647004they're jealous of your big dick
I have a 5.5 inch BWC/
>>219647004yeah when I worked at sainsburys whenever a millennial girlboss came to the counter I knew I was gonna get sass
>>219647035blessed
>>219646989Why you being nasty to him?
I can fix her
Wake up chaps
>>219647156
>>219647055I wish it were larger
>>219647156>>219647176chortle-worthy pair of postings
Stinky defecationsOn a hillsideIndian
>>219647228good post
>>219646934aye
hate gwent
Still seething about the chicken I have to throw out
>>219647267samenever played it properly
Gwenno sex arse
Mental how I could go in a dating app and slip my Willy into a fanny but I genuinely can’t be arsed with the boring conversation in between shagging
>>219647274egg on your face eh lad
I reckon if I went to prison I’d be fine. I make friends all the time and people seem to like me so id just make friends with the biggest scariest guys and they’d protec me
This bird at a gig last weekend chatted me up and asked for my instagram. She messaged me asking if I wanted to come to hers but she had a mood on her face and despite being well fit, moles and warts put me off
>>219647332cromwell sex arse
They should make an app, thoughts?
just realised I responded to a new zealander whom I had mistakenly believed to be australian. now I feel rather dirty
>>219647352app for what?
>>219647277i liked the dice poker better
I would eat Emma Watson’s butt chocolate.
>>219647361The running joke of disliking kiwis is boring and doesn’t even make any sense if you’ve met an Aussie
>>219647364Not sure, sorry mate.
Nan just grabbed me bollocks and took a bite out of it
i've never met an australian or a kiwi
>>219647352Controversial...
Getting neck from this dime hoeBooty like a rhinoWhat’s her name?Hell if I know
>>219647375It's not a joke.
>>219647426What are some things you dislike about us then? See, there is literally nothing that comes to mind. We are loved world wide and have an air of mystery and wisdom to us
>>219647267filtered
the cop
And just like that, he’s got nothing. Everyone loves kiwis
>>219647467you cant just buy women lad
>>219645847I'd say 25
>>219647476do you eat the skin as well?
>>219647502Of the fruit? Yes it has fibre and tastes nice. The bird? We don’t eat that. The people? We had to stop eating that cause it upset the Christians
emma raducanu's caramel thighs wrapped around my face
>>219647490What do you think escorts are?
meeting with the backup toilfu done, now it's off to Sainos
Gorton and Denton:>*votes for a white blonde woman in a party led by an openly gay Jewish man*Rorke:>bloody Moslems
ooooh what a day
Sir Rosenior wearing his disheveled suit standing at the balcony of his london penthouse taking a hit of clickum and saying bomboclaaaaatttt
Today's kino has dropped
Can honestly say I know fuck all about kiwis
>>219647587fucking hell
If I was a boss I’d call in the hot intern girls into my office and wank under the desk while I talk to them
>>219647538that's renting
>>219647581Katy status?
>>219647528
>>219647595Ask away mate
>>219647608
>>219647587He's the new Clarkson.
And the very latest from Ziedbelg?
>>219647595Little green fruits with fuzzy brown skin, a lot of people think theyre citrus but theyre technically a berry
>>219647619don't know i have him filtered
Sold, to the man with the prolapse
>>219647608>>219647613Bet her farts reek.
>>219647619He waits about half an hour then posts his bizarre posts in the old to avoid people noticingHe's getting worse
>>219647665what is his endgame
>>219647651
How many years has Ziedbelg been at it here?
>>219647680There isn't oneHe has severe mental illnesses and needs to post this every day #He will post here every day until he dies
>>219647665I thought he did it for attention but the fact he does it specifically so no one sees him is even more bizarre
>>219647665Its genuinely insane
>>219647698I think we’re coming up on his 4th year here
nth for the baddiedem
>>219647708He has mentioned before that he checks the archive regularlyI think he has the same affliction as mousenonce where he likes to see his 'post count' go up>>219647725He always waits half an hour as wellImagine the logistics this takes - bear in mind he does this every day without failStaying in a thread until someone makes the newWaiting half an hourMaking the same exact posts with the same exact images
>>219647587Sc
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
>>219646854All are as shit as one another, either a personality spamming or spam about a personality is a theme for all three generals.
>>219647742Bet she does foul smelling farts.
>>2196476984 I thinkHe started off claiming to let his gf shag black fellas then pivoted into the bizarro paedo slop poster he is know
>>219647749He’s more mentally ill than mousey, heatherpaedo, dtfic, 190 and Spaki by far. The exact same posts every single day with only slight deviations. The only time he’s ever been rattled was when loads of people started using a VPN to impersonate him and he took like a 2 hour break from his spam to individually reply to each post with impersonator (showing his need for his posts to archive unchecked)
>>219647800dunno about mousey desu hes an absolute maniac
>>219647698He did this shit for years on nederaad before coming here btw
>>219647782Think he actually started out on /nederdraad/ making basically the exact same posts as he makes here but in Dutch lolReckon he just moved here cause there’s a much larger captive audience
>>219647800what about emmayank
>>219647780and how does that concern me?
>>219647800screaming
>>219647800Yes exactly, the impersonator thing (and I was one of them, for a laugh) got under his skin because it skewed his post count>>219647814Different types of schizos imo. Toby is at least capable of being fairly normal (sometimes) - ziedy is like this schizo robot who can only churn out his slop
>>219647800Ziedy mind broke you
need to dust off the old CV
>>219647814I think there’s a difference between being a little bit mentally ill and creating an entire fantasy world where white children go to the gherkin to be willingly(?) raped by refugees>>219647825Yeah he’s a fucking headcase too. Recently revealed that he’s a nonce too which is mental>>219647836Best one was the gayporn4less sponsor
The Belgian is sponsored to make those posts. They don’t stipulate WHICH /brit/ thread he has to post them in
Remember everyone thought ziedy was spainfreak on a VPN
>>219647845>>219647882I think theres more evidence of mousey being a lunatic irl though like the piss nettle experiments and killing that Swan for all we know this is a completely internet based compulsion for ziedberg
>>219647904Kys heatherpaedo
>>219647904OCD delusion. Take your pills.
>>219647907Spainfreak is easy to spot because his spam usually has some sort of plot progression he sees himself as more creative than the average spammer
>>219647907That was DTFIC and he still thinks that. He thinks every troll personality is the same person (190)
you do genuinely all seem mindbroken at this point by the way
>>219647954hp
>>219647918Mousey is funnier because he’s more like a genuine villain. Plus you can’t filter him so you’re basically forced to watch him spiral out of control
Shut in playing online dollies. Grim.
>>219647907he fed that belief on purpose the same way him and sacked tranny fed the belief that they’re the same person. there are one or two really gullible spackers who actually believed him and got very mindraped by it
rorke's gf
>>219647972>>219647972yeah i unironically love him and am rooting for him in whatever heinous evil scheme he is cooking up
shavetoil looms
Any lads here hired prostitutes lately?
Sir Louie Spence
day today trying to find a girlfriend, I did not find the (a) girlfriend, and actually I had some quite bad thoughts around it all today, probably all revolving around hertomorrow I will try agagin
torn between quitting my job and staying long enough to watch it all crumble down and see managerberg get done in
Thank you
>>219648010Made me laugh the other week when someone asked him why he had loads of laptop screens on his floor and he just said he was taking them apart (god knows why)
>The process - called alkaline hydrolysis - will offer families a third option instead of burial or traditional cremation.>Bodies are wrapped in a shroud of biodegradable material such as silk or wool before being placed in a pressurised chamber with hot water and chemicals, speeding up decomposition.>The powdered remains are given back to relatives in an urn.what is the benefit of this
>>219648040Runt slop feast
All the personalities/trolls that haunt this general are just 190 wannabes desu
I see there is drama in the thread as I enter it (because of the repetition of me coming here at this time). I just want to say, >>219647855you (one of his 20 personas) didnt "mind break" shit, your reality is imaginary, and the truth is that you sit here being a drooling retarded faggot that is impotent in ever having sex never mind, min breaking somebody. you arent even a troll. youre just a parasite. youre too stupid and raped to mind break anyoneyoure the mind broken. you got raped
know your place trash. kill yourself btw
>>219648057Toby coming out swinging
poo seal
>>219648082I would say that you all need to keep this retarded cuck in check whenever he acts up, but hes got 20 personas (all dogshit) so its not fair or possible for you (the thread) to try he just needs to understand that he is bottom of the food chain thats all
I don't consent to drinking water
>>219648102>>219648107hi if you are actually nice otherwise nvmhi goodmorning
>>219648045and now to Twitter where some Scottish mf will say something like "nae cunt believes me wen a say a put me ma's water ashes in a bottle a Bucky an a cannae lie, some cunt drank it when he was pished"
>>219648107the card is saved on steam so that's not very realistic
>>219648123GmgmI’m the one who usually posts them (and you usually say sexo in response)>>219648134She’s skint unfortunately
mmhmm xx
I will do your bidding, Master
only time I have ever seen a Scottish person drinking Buckfast was when an Iranian girl threw a shitty kitchen knife at me and came back 5 minutes later to ask me for some buckfast, but she was probably doing it to prove she isnt muslim or whatever (even though a muslim could drink alcohol to get someone dick in their mission to convert them, but idc) or the Irish person with celtic tats drinking buckfast
>>219648107for me it's twixie
>>219648169Rainbow, always.
>>219648156hush my little mindslave
I think I know what I could do to get this girls respect and desu if I say what I am told and think what I am told then it is probably what she wants anyway, because I sort of was thinking about what I could do to get her respect for the last 2 weeks desu. not the respect of anyone I want to fuck tho...
>>219648148Donnie and Tommy, locked in a goodest goy battle, who'd win
Beng on teng for brekkie lads x
/brit/ is a few dozen idiots and seven utter lunatics
>>219648205You can do itGet some pussy i believe in u…
>>219648045Some evil person had to come up with an explanation of why they were atomizing cats and dogs
>first dubai, now paphosIran hitting deano hard, good job sneed drones can't get as far as D'en Bossa
>>219648232yeah I also need to go get some pussy
>>219648205You’ll never fuck, Rorke. Just accept it mate.
>>219648040I'd unironically eat this>>219648038Made in Holland
>>219648252this is the parasite switching personas again (probably has "alters" because hes a mindbroken little raped bitch)
>>219647904then go email the companies telling them. because it would be a crime
need an overnight (or week) prostitute to give poppers and a little bit of heroin to and "rape"ing her
Buckfast is alright tbf
>pawasite
>>219648311Rainbow tweaking off “heroin”
just passed rorke's favorite seasoning
yeah im pretty sure there was something else that I had to say but anyways true >>219648339what do you "heroin"
>>219647867Got a pair of italian shoes from there, good little shop that
>>219648344Your mums favourite
>>219648351I’m not sure if it is actually heroin or not. Judging by how she was tweaking in the video it was probably something else. Fentanyl maybe?
why dont you guys find out ways to take away the enemies joy? the BE flag for example, if he does something, HAS to do something, you could work together to prevent that, so then he has less joy? take away his joy, he deserves it
rorke head of investments at 25
>>219648344>caribbean>rorkeYou tried mate but leave the banter to us in future, yeah? x
>>219648357Mr Gucci loafers
>>219648373yeah I thought about it being fentanyl today. but that means youre in my head... so stahp... it it hot tho (because I force to retain that level of abstract between reality and fiction, even though I would do it in real life to someone)
>>219648383nah
rorkeypops
>>219648403Psychic connection to Tobes established… we r now sharing our thoughts… (that is hot tho and i would also do that consensually)
Racism towards black people is a mental illness, goyim
>>219648413
>>219648420My POV before i get some pussy
>>219648406thats fine (assuming you are not the enemy), but I just want to say this because it might be helpful, maybe you think it would be a lot of work but if you look at his behaviour then its actually not a lot of work at all >>219648420this would be me but I just want to say I wasnt looking at her that time
>>219648420!!
Liberal Democracy.
>>219648436sexo suzuka
>>219648440THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS
wasnt looking at her at the train station
>>219648469WE THE PEOPLE
I aint ever seen two pretty best friends
i liked "agnes tachyon" movie
>>219648511What up pimp
had to awake early for toil
>>219648513ohh youre the one that went to see it yesterdayyou enjoyed it>>219648517I smell a parasite, kill yo self
We grieve for the true American patriots who have paid the ultimate sacrifice for Israel
>>219648520>>219648520>>219648520
>>219648526Sleepy
>>219648387Rorke bankrupt by 26
>>219648526is it your turn to bomb Iran?
