Long shadow edition
sexy dog on VRcat doing sign language in the YouTube video
going to go for a bike ride I think
>>219648537What if they were spics and n-words?
Mental to think you can post literally whatever you want here
I love Oklou so much its unreal https://youtu.be/WEmxnp7aZU4
Gfberg sorted me out with a cake for the new World of Warcraft expansion corrr
>>219648606Ever fuck her up the arse?
israel just released this footage
Why do runtoids insist on coming to work when they have a cough?
right well I suppose that's that then
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
>>219648648these days you get a disciplinary and or sacked for being sick
>>219648594Absolutely no different from any old euro dance music from 20years ago
>>219648648Need a doctors note don't ya
I have profoundly smelly farts
>restore banning kosher slaughter Lowkey the Jews must be organising a hitteam already
give me attention
>>219648648Covid is over, can't dodge the commutetoil with a runny nose anymore
Advert with the word Hygge in it like I'm supposed to know what that means. Did i miss the zeitgeist again
>>219648742>covid is overnoticed they stopped sending me covid booster letters. Quite sad about it really, I enjoyed my trips to the community centre.
mentally someone wanted me to ask about something today and in the short conversation I did almost skirt along the topic a little bit I think I gave a lil enough
>>219648591you know i have seen a lot of posts here that i thought would get you thrown in jail in the UK but i've never seen someone post that they've just gotten out of jail
>darkie stabbed multiple people in Edinburgh Sigh...
>>219648679Not true
>>219648773is the topic your severe BO problem
>>219648789I had a shower today before going outside, actually, so there
>>219648606Lmao they still make expansions for this crap??
>>219648687Literally could just be a slowed down Sash! or Ian Van Dahl track
>>219648781I got out of jail yesterday in a literal sense, but then again I work there
>>219648781Think nonceposting is easily the most egregious one.Multiple posts a day hinting at underage girlsWas worst when the nonce botnet was still around
>>219648782Scotland welcomes refugees mcrorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IluY0HUI28sexo
lauren mcqueen's musky tuppence
lmao
>>219648817I dont think saying school girls legs or 3pm soon should be an arrestable offence despite its connotations
sex sex :)
>>219648594>on the lands of the Gadigal people in Sydneyexhausting
>>219648782Thoughts and prayers to those affectedDont look back in anger
>>219648804Yeah, comes out in 11 hours.
>>219648821>face:D>accentD:
>>219648857We wont let the far right divide us
>>219648846Moreso the ones who constantly post actual schoolgirlsThink they should be locked up pronto personally
I fucking hate tailing missions in assassins creed they're fucking cancer
Listening to people coughing and sniffing has to be the most disgusting sound imaginable.
>>219648821something about girls with northern accents really does it for me
you joining the war then or are you the "spy ops" computer division of the keyboard regiment and carry tazers
>>219648857Messaging this to the Jews
>>219648883Assassins creed stopped being good after Ezio and even then it wasnt amazing
any fire red man in
>>219648782He was white
mental how fit they are
why do brits call a mouthpiece a gumshield it's not protecting the gums, it's protecting the teeth!
>>219648960sort of think you should be shot into the sun
Kim Jong Un’s daughter
>>219648845this has closed a key route to australia, our greatest ally
>>219648947White people are a myth and picture
>>219648947He was in white maybe
every now and then I see flashes at the very left edge of my field of view which could be a sign of retinal detachment which my mum has but I prefer to just ignore it and try to forget about it
>>219648993>>219648994Well that's leftypops dismantled
Rorke putting on his 3XL Reform FC home shirt to nip to Farmfoods
>>219648993Its so sad to see the systematic racism of UK causing this young man to do this :(
gonna miss old khamenei. he was funny and literally whiter than 95% of americans
>>219649022Hardly difficult is it
mad how sydney sweeney was blacked on live tv
>>219649035No she wasn't unless you can provide a 4k one hour video of it
>>219649034Americans really are deeply unfunny
>>219648993>Edinburgh, Englandscreaming
>>219649049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSi8d20V_BI
>>219649062This is really going to rile them up
>>219649058french humour is literally mimes and clowns
>>219649034lol>>219649058I think he was talking about the whiteness of americans, or lack therof
poopy skin coloured man going around stabbing jocks in Edinburgh, England.
when everyone is drafted to fight for Israel my nom de guerre will be 'T-Bone' because my first name starts with a T
>>219649082>mimes and clowns
>>219649058Very true, but also very swarthy>>219649084It was both actually
>>219649092Sir AI Image
>>219649092mfw
>>219649104>It was both actuallywell that's me done
>US says three jets downed in 'apparent friendly fire' incident in Kuwait
>>219649100Tariq
>>219649092Looks like goldie
>>219649133child's play, they should down more
How do you know he's not Scottish?
>>219649133That's only 1.5 billion dollars of equipment lost
>>219649151Bizarre
>>219649151is this sacked tranny?
>>219649064not really live TV is it
>>219649133Lad thought he was an ace pilot but accidentally downed 3 of his own
>>219649175She still let herself get blacked on a TV show
>Unofficial media blackout in place looks like they’re memholing the mass stabbing
I know nothing about what the Scots were doing before the 1707 Acts of Union with EnglandExcept Macbethand their failed Panama colonyand John Knoxand the fact they have the Shetlands due to an unpaid dowry from the King of Denmarkand William Wallaceand their resistance to Hadrianother than that though I'm cluelesswhat were they doing up there?
gaj
>>219649192We were doing a lot
>>219649192Enacting the BNWO
>>219649022rasheed
>when everyone is drafted to fight for Israel my nom de guerre will be 'T-Bone'
>>219649192Imagine the smell of 17th century scottish puss
>>219649235Nobody likes the Jews anymore little bro
you won't be too surprised to learn I've got my bum out
everyone knows about the tehran conference in ww2 but i don't actually know anything about how the allies invaded the countryi guess they didn't have much of a military at that time
>>219649269corrr corrrr
>>219649269*gives it a squeeze*
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
Cant tell what race
Rorke getting all excited by a stabbing again is he? Claiming “media blackouts” and “memoryholing” even though it’s being widely reported?Like a few weeks ago when he said the police and media were covering up a mass stabbing event terrorist attack at a uni and it turned out to just be an argument between two darkies and one of them pulled a blade
stabbings are low energy, should give the perpetrators AR-15s
jolly negro
hello /cum/
>>219649341Too dark to be a paki, Sri Lankan?
>>219649386your phrenelogy could use some work
>>219649341looks irish diaspora
>>219649341Clearly a Carribbean manHalf black half Indian
>>219649341Scotsman
Leftypol. Mate.
>>219649341is that a camo rasta beret?
girl called me gay because i don't find women funny and that i "seek male validation"is she just seething or is there any truth to this?
>>219649434lmao
>>219649459both can be true
we all fae somewhere. so fuck off rorke.
>>219649459don't worry about that slag lad*gropes your thigh*
>>219649367Its happening but thats a good thing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWXqLSr4ZM
screaming BOMBOCLAAT in a scottish accent
Just had microwave noodles that were a exactly a year beyond their use by date
reckon if we ever make contact with aliens and they get into some beef with thirdies, leftypol will side with the aliens because they're more foreign
>>219649547sexo
me, yesterday, down't pub: >>219649558
rorke loves it when black or brown people commit crimes
I’m on that rice n pea tingI’m on that jerk chicken tingI’m on that ginger beer ting
>>219649557Is that a mole on the tip of your finger?
>>219649598No just poo or something
Just seen the fittest woman I’ve ever seen in my entire lifeShame I’m a such a horrible evil little scrote
>>219649557that's "best before" not "use by". a bag of sugar in vacuum-sealed plastic won't go off for years
>>219649591mi say prefer a curry goat
leftypol loves ignoring it when black or brown people commit crimes
>>219649628Take pictures of her
>>219649341looks arab african admixture, maybe north african, possibly maghrebi
I'm on that bpd ting
szechwan sauce mortywabbalubadubdub
>>219649628I'm her black boyfriend
>>219649632Will let you know if bowelberg agrees with this
>>219649654actually white people stab people too, rorke you bigot
rape nigger roaring
>>219649656Nah reckon I won’t do that
>>219649694grow up
>>219649694fucking s
day 14 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
>Just cancelled all my monthly subscriptions.>Been off the muck for 36 hours.>Green tea cooling beside me.>Writing business ideas into Notion.>Google Gemini helping me on my way.I think 2026 is going to be my year.
Adolf Hitler.
Any city or large town you go to will always have niggers just milling around at midday on a work dayThey just don’t fucking do anything at all
>not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
>>219649804nigga it's already 1/6th over it's easter soonyou've already fucked it you vile little worm
>>219649815maybe they have a day off from work
>Qatar pauses production of liquefied natural gas after attacksAnd here...we...go
>>219649830Fucking doubt it
>>219649804Good lad. I havent had alcohol for 4 months myself, been walking to work 5 miles a day and getting more vegetables in it lush
anyone else get the ick when a girl says she's a gamer?
>>219649829Actually in business we live and die by the financial year, so I'm a month early. Nice try though evil detractor mentalcase.>>219649860Sorry if this offends anyone but 2026 is going to be OUR year.
>>219649815Always on their phones mumbling their incoherent babble. Makes you wonder how they have so much to talk about, doing nothing all day
>In the UK just after midday, natural gas for delivery in April was trading up 42%, at just over 112p per therm.
>>219649829>>219649878An amusing interaction. Bravo chaps.
>>219649804Sounds like procrastinating busy work instead of actually doing anything but hope it goes well for you x
what does that mean
>>219649884One literally walked past the bus stop just fucking shouting at her phone (which she had on loudspeaker down by her leg walking through the middle of the city) can’t make up how fucking GORMLESS they are
>>219649890Countryside dwellers in tatters
>>219649918Going to keep myself accountable by posting updates in /brit/ x
Every ting gonna be irrie
>>219649884>Makes you wonder how they have so much to talk about, doing nothing all dayHe said on /brit/ without irony
The one
>>219649978pscrtim
>>219649978Don’t we all lad
>three U.S. Air Force F-15Es went down due to an apparent friendly fire incident
>>219649978psc
Someone vocaroo this:She's young and she's filled with Um She's young and she's filled with Um
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
SIX BOMBACLART EGGS STEVEN?
>>219649978*gulp*Ermm
>>219649967Monica was the fittest one and a chef
The best time to start a gardening business in Britain is in early spring (March/April), as this allows you to catch the start of the peak growing season, lawn mowing, and high demand for garden tidy-ups.
>>219649978Should be dropping pamphlets from drones on the frontlines saying this and explaining how the war is all their fault
>>219650052mmhmm, he gon start dat luh business xx
TREE BOMBACLART EGGO
Timmy's bellpepper-nosed crush>She's so beautiful, lads, her name is Pang Pang
>>219650105sup growdiehow are your bellpepper plants doing?
Mother's Day next Sunday>Mother's Day is this Sunday?If it was this Sunday I would have said it's this Sunday. Mother's day is next Sunday. Now fuck off Leftypol.
off to bed
printing off my favourite tranny pictures in case the power goes out cos of ww3
What’s the best yank sport to watchNFL, NBA or MLB
prefer not to say
rip your energy prices kek
pooing an arse from my arse with my arse
>>219650206NHL
>>219650206Quidditch (which they renamed because the tranny freaks that play it hate JK rowling now)
>>219650232poo nigger screaming
>>219650219Nuclear bros stay winning
>>219650233I left that out on purposeSuper gay
>>219650219Ive got solar panels and batteries x
Rorke in court>So rorke you claimed black people aren't human >Yes>And your daughter was assaulted by a black man?>Yes>So you believe the black man wasn't human and so he cannot be accountable for crime. *Cracks mallet*. Mbongo you are free to go>*Rorke left to raise his half black stepson*
leftypol fantasising about children being raped and impregnated, again
>>219650279>Judge rules black people arent human Dont think this is the win you think it is leftypol
>>219650206NFL and MLB are both snorefestsNBA is pretty good though i prefer hockey like the other leaf
>>219650271We don't sign our posts here
>>219650279is his daughter also his wife? why does he have a half black step son if it was his daughter that was assaulted?
rorke getting braces to fix his underbite leftypol getting braces to fix his overbite
>>219650319>>219650305Rorke taking the fun out of a joke as usual
the raped rorke theory
>>219650341Joke?
latest video from downtown tehran. it's all kicking off lads
>>219650124we goodtimmy coming to see them this afternoon
Got depression and anhedonia team
>>219650372You are disabled
right then it's kicking off
I have a difficult time imagining being over 30 and still having thoughts or feelings. I'm 29 and missed out on a lot. It's too late for me to turn it around now.
>>219650384stfu you retarded chav
I am a classically trained actor
>>219650384you've also got a cock and balls
>>219650219*turns the radiator from 3 to 2*
He's winning again
I dont know who this rorke guy is, but they sure love giving him the business
>>219650368Lil pidge
>>219650392Join the army
>>219650392life gets much easier after 30
hello /cum/, thoughts on the NAP?
women farting in defiance of patriarchal normsrorke apopleptic because it isn't trad
>>219650496ill give you a nap mate*sparks you out*
poor lad is ruining his life on here
>amerinigs claiming they shot down 3 of their own planes by accidentYeah k bro
I win.
>>219650569allegedly it was the kuwaitis but we all know who has the greatest track record of yank friendly fire in the region
>>219650531are you threatening (over the internet btw) me with an aggression
>Former EastEnders Ben Mitchell actor joins OnlyFans to sell his used underwear and socks
my headphones don't work properly if you fiddle the cord, my laptop is stuttering for unknown reasons, I'm on a brink of a fucking melty again
>>219650629love your posts
>>219650563Is this about me?
lots of worried chatter in the nanberg community about grandsons visiting them less frequently
Just walked down hackney high street Every person outside either a drug addict or a wog just sort of standing around looking lostThe only white person I saw approached me to set up a recurring payment to the society for deaf children
why is it so hard to leave the housei got shit to do i got to leave to do it i shoulda left time ago but i'm still in the house i got to leave the house to do the shit but i'm still in the house
Bangermaxxing
wow that's mad that
*checks 6 nations*
>>219650384
>>219650692didnt fall off a balcony
got mental health
>>219650754I mean i believe it but its a bit weighted by the fact we have 24hour news and twitter now.
>When pressed on his plans for a transition of power, Mr. Trump said he hoped Iran’s military forces would simply turn over their weapons to the people. - NYT
we've got to install microwave ovens
>>219650792thats mental elves
>>219650712
BRUCE FORESKIN SCREAMING
mad how redditors actually think reform are some sort of far right party
Montgomery Burns
>>219650904Being "slightly" anti migration but other than that pretty much the same as labour or conservatives is pretty much nazism to them
>>219650933Shagging all the war widows
care a lot less about lucy connoly now shes out of prison and back on twitterouting herself as a provocative gigaruntlock her back up
>>219650754>false or misleadingso its misleading isn't it. >He didn't state the exact precise truth and that means he's a liar!!What was he misleading about? Quoted mildly incorrect figures? Gave personal opinions rather than facts? Fuck me the msm really are a bunch of propaganda pumping cunts
>>219650967>He said 20,000 it was actually 19,999 yet another lie from orange Hitler!
Americans saying that the schoolgirls getting blown to smithereens was actually not them but iranian drone misfire
alright lads logging onto /brit/ for the first time today how are we all doing x
I have done fuck all at toil so far. Done a 20min training thing and lay about in the office the rest of the time. CBA going back but luncheon is over now :'(
>go to timpsons to buy some shoelaces >bring one in to show the guy >"I think I need a pair of 60cm">"Nah you need 45cm">"Alright you're the expert I'll get 45cm">get home>They're too small>should have got 60cmHonestly serves me right for trusting the word of a former con, won't make that mistake again
just ate some cheese :D
>>219651021all those slogans just make me want to kill the government (aka the elite leaders)
https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/2028439157815603554howl
>>219651047Donesons
the ponies should be allowed globally on 4chan
gomer timpson
>>219651064Why are they using the Scottish flag and not the British flag. That account is not based in the UK and neither are most of its followers
>>219651013oh that's alright then
>>219650624holy grimoli
Thinking about Spurs sinking down to the National League
MENTAL how incels reject busty, socially anxious, hikkikomori trans girls who love anime and video games (me!) and chase after Sarah, an obese fat slob who works at a call centre and whose only hobbies are Love Island and doom scrolling on Insta
>>219651064>beastRacist much? going to report this
>>219651021wtf i want to die for zog now
>>219651123you are an incel
>>219651123can you vocaroo this?
>>219651123>bustyscream
how do women keep chad interested? obviously with runts like us its easy, just give us a crumb of pussy and we'll never leave but chad can go get any pussy he likes, how does a woman make sure he sticks around for her pussy
his "fat sister's" name is sarah isn't itodious runt doxxing his family on 4chan
>>219651174she can't
sex with ginger and petite sisters
blowing my fucking head off (not literally)
>>219651192ktimon the tins meon the 4th tin of stella alreadyrocket fuel
It's t-shirt weather alreadyI thought I had more time to lose weight
march alreadynothing achieved
Drink gin and tonic everyday and have never had malaria
poo nigger roaring in a mongo paki's face
>>219651212Same low-key I was hoping to bulk in muscle. I'm going to look like an incel at work wearing my fleece for to long
how does china have 1.2 billion reserve barrels of oil, like how does that even get stored corrr imagine 1.2 billion barrels
doing a smegma poo
raping myself
>>219651240They already think you’re an incel don’t worry
>>219651174They just can't outside of pregnancy Women are incels in comparison to them
>>219651243>how does that even get storedup your mum's fanny
>>219651261No they don't. Apparently I have a girlfriend I heard from a colleague, I don't so idk where that came from.
i'm chad
>>219651293omds rorke they were making fun of you mate
>>219651275screaming gonna forward this one to her shes been done
>>219651314
>>219650692that lad who came up with the neo-cockney rhyming slang term of danny meaning dire because of danny dyer was probably one of the best things to happen on this thread last yeardanny dyer sure was in danny straights after eating those sausages!
>>219650261stupid nimbys terrified by chernobyl and the simpsons completely ruined the future of this country. how i hate them
>>219651667*puts a reactor vessel in your literal backyard*
>>219655707good, better than enduring this: >>219650219 because we're literally enslaved to arabs
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
