yank new edish
sir mo bamba
sir poo barmer
UK bros letting the side down
>>219653691Oh goody. Yet another Dog Shit Yank edition.
Going to get rid of every distraction 4chan, youtube, Netflix, instagram, twitter EVERYTHING so i can fully lock in and make money
Cheeky cuppa in the cards
Why am I a disgusting mutant FREAK in pictures but a shagger in the mirror and reflections?
and the latest from escortlad?
how much money would you need to have in the bank to be okay with spending £25k on a car
>>219653740camera lenses o algo
>We may use AI to translate your instructions into the rider's preferred language
>>219653755£25K
EFN
Turning up to GORPHEUS’ work
>>219653755poo
As all those cunts who fucked off to the Middle East to lay 0% income tax now wanting the UK government to bail them out of the shit show over there. How's bout you guys fuck off
>>219653728Lets make a deal lil Donny
>>219653755depends whether you've got a house and what your income is
>>219653755£50
im either knee deep in toil or im facing the fact that everything is run by abrahamic retards who are convinced their magic man is the real one, or money/tech obsessed freaks that want to outright fucking kill everyone. i wish an eternity of torment and agony upon everyone
>>219653759Yookay yookay
>>219653796You are deeply disabled
>>219653782No house. Income between 35-40k
People mourning the death of family members in Tehran
>>219653755Just take a small loan lad x
when my current car breaks for good I am going to buy a bicycle and become a full time bicycler. Sick to bastard death of this car.
I'm currently working through The Inheritance Cycle series, Christopher Paolini. Lower your tone when you address me.
raping my japseye with a pair of scissors
>>219653792>i wish an eternity of torment and agony upon everyoneso what makes you any better
I have five pictures of GORPHEUS and my favorite is the one with his cute little smile and baldhead and sunglasses!
Walked 4 miles yesterday, walked 2 miles to and from a cafe to get a fry up, out in the garden getting it sorted for summer, walked to drop off and pick up kids from school.Fucking knackering. Lovely day today though
Is there anyone lower on the totem pole in jail than nonces? I’m sure their is a very niche group
Your son is a hero, he gave his life for Operation Bacon Chungus...
>>219653807then get a house first then spend more on a car when you're settled
>>219653755250k
The cool thing about motorbikes is you can get the speed of a super car for under 10grand
let me introduce you to the wild wild wef
>>219653866deers are sexy too
>>219653838puerile post
>>219653864I'd argue that riding a motorbike is also much, much less poofy than cutting about in a mincer sports car. Seeing grown men in these Hotwheels cars is cringe.
>>219653840nothing, the eternity of torment and agony applies to me too
>>219653847freak
>>219653733Happy for you. Good luck with that.
might become gay
>>219653881Yeah and it's an excuse to dress up in full leather gear. F*ckin' badass if you ask me.
>>219653820i'd get an ebike if I could use it to go to work and didn't care about having a car
can feel a meltdown brewing from a you know who-ing
heatherpaedo in full psychosis mode again
maybe consciousness is just an emergent property of our brains and when we die that's it. like extinguishing a flame
>>219653909>he thinks he has a choice
>>219653819Actually one of the nicest newbuilds ive seen
I'm over here now. Before, I was over there Now I'm here You hear me? I hear ya
>>219653866>let me introduce you to the wild wild wefIs this Johnathan Ross narrating a Clint Eastwood film?
>>219653923Was he up all night again?
Willies look better than fannies if we're being honest with ourselves.
>>219653812Keep it light please x
>>219653928it's obviously just that
>>219653881Yeah nothing poofy about straddling a big metal vibrating thing wearing tight leather clothes mmmh
>>219653931um
stroking my cock
>>219653953sc
Any politic lad in here?Can you explain to me why we and Europe tell Trump to suck our fat ballsack the fat ugly mutant cunt after he has spent the last two years trying to fuck us with tariffs?
tehran?more like theran lol
jut finished stroking my cock
>>219653959french people stopped making good movies around the same time their philosophers stopped being gay pedos. why is that? also why have we never made good movies outside of a single classic per decade?
>>219653959Definitely not my will is very unaesthetic
>>219653958Better Call Dave
>>219653958the mental health ward I was in after trying to top myself had the exact same layout as thissame doors as well
>>219653980There’s a whole board for that mate we only talk poo here
trump is attempting to force europe to reindustrialise and remilitarise and he is right to do so
F
my thread on /tv/ got no replies
>>219653980Because theyre a lot richer and more powerful than us and their banks and investment companies own all our business. We are part of the american empire like it or not
>>219654027how can we industrialise if no one will buy or can afford to buy our goods?
>>219653967might be obvious to you but it's not to most people
>>219654055if you link it I'll give it a bump
>>219654038not even Nelson could've made anyone laugh after that
>>219654038maybe it's always been clown world
just saw a fantastic thread on /tv/. made by an absolute legend. saw it and then focused on something else
>>219653980
>>219654038Grim
>>219654077It’s too late now but thanks
>>219654113was it the bran thread
>>219654109rawr!
>>219654109Trump not happy about losing a 40K lore quiz to Henry Cavil
>>219654109ai
>>219653980we lost ww2
i was raped by sir keir starmer in the summer of 2024. peter mandelson was not in attendance due to a family emergency
Fucking dadberg harassing me about my balding i’m sick of it
>>219654156and ww1
I like ...small butts and I cannot lie
Someone at work said "190" and I burst out laughing. Had to mute my microphone.
Skyfall was a GOOD ass movie bruh
>>219654149>Timmy! Why you not at wak?!
>>219654149Nigel Farage beans
Picked a great time to have a week off work
>>219654170Why do you keep posting this woman
>>219654189Because he was raped as a kidSounds like a joke but it isn't
>>219654038
>>219654095
>>219654173It occupies a weird zone where it's very good on the first watch but becomes progressively worse with subsequent rewatches.Contrast with something like Casino Royale which is good and remains good.
>>219654189Oh no! I've upset the Janny!!! Sure hope he doesn't ban me
>>219653792Christianity is the true and correct religion.We will continue to spread it, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.Christianity is true.God is real.Demons are real.Hell is real.Heaven is real.Jesus is Lord.https://www.reasonablefaith.org/writings/scholarly-writingshttps://laurazpowell.org/blog/just-the-facts-maam-the-minimal-facts-argument-for-the-resurrection-of-jesus>The best explanation for the facts agreed upon by virtually every scholar of every religious persuasion and worldview who has studied the evidence is that Jesus actually rose from the dead. If someone wants to dispute this, they must deal with the evidence, including the criteria for historical reliability, and offer some reason why this explanation falls short or provide a better explanation for the facts.https://youtube.com/watch?v=12syh8dPOtohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JzklRPDfAj0
>>219654217Bizarre responseJust want to know why you keep posting her
>>219654208give em the old razzle dazzle
>>219654218Truth nuke
>>219654130No
>>219654218Based.
>>219654218god tier post
I really wish a politician would just rock Trump on camera, just a quick right hook to flatten him. I am 90% sure Trump would start crying.Worst case they do a year or two in minimum security prison and they go down in history as a hero forever
was going to get milk but it's raining so i have no choice but to make a brown fella deliver burgers to my house
>>219654237yes it was
>>219654264Reckon the secret service would fill you full of lead
What's the difference between tipsy and drunk? And drunk and wasted?
>>219654269actually clue gained im going to get milk
need a bird
>>219654275It wasn’t!
>>219654264Trump is the greatest thing that's happened to politics in the last 30 years or so.
>>219654269>>219654322Blog
>>219654339what happened 30 years ago
Most men who died in WW1 never had sexActually insane they were convinced to fight
>>219654229>Bizarre responseTry again, retard. I'm not one of these gullible casual retards that believes whatever I'm told. Fuck your little ban, btwHypocrite
are peru kidding me
>>219654218>1True, it was a common form of execution indeed so of course a radical preacher would be crucified in order to preserve stability>2"Trust me bro" from a bunch of schizos>3Schizos>4Schizos saying that their dead friend is actually alive? Can see lots of that on /x/ mate>5The radical preacher was killed so his brother sees him in a dream or something and decides to work for his dead brother. Many such cases!>6Schizos
>>219654360What ban?How am I a hypocrite?You are not being coherent.
the main reason the overton window shifted was elon buying twitter shows how affective censorship can be
>>219654356Isn't it true that most men in history died before ever having sex?
>>219654361sputterign
>>219654307I'd say you start tipsy, become drunk and then become wasted
>>219654366Not arguments
kristen bell sex arse
>>219654350The start of Globalisation II and all the terrible leadership that came with it.
>>219654375>No u
>>219654379No obviously not you worthless fucking retard
>>219654414but you said trump was the greatest thing to happen in 30 years which means something great happened 30 years ago
anyone got webms and gifs of those gay irish dances
>>219654423You sound crazy
>>219654423I'm asking you questions about your post content and you can't answer them without these bizarre accusations of being a janny or gaslighting.
>>219654452Bit autistic aren't we
relented. swallowed my pride. turned the heating on.
woke up to niggas sound like me
>>219654454
>>219654426Oh right sorry I'm just a blockhead don't mind me haha
>>219654423there he goes again
>>219654452Not that anon but I was born 30 years ago :)
I'll believe in god when i see him. if he's not going to show himself how can he expect me to believe?
Le sigh. Looks like it's going to be another evening consulting the chart.
Why does America go so far for Israel? Surely America is powerful enough to not need to be a slave to the zion
>>219654490just holding you accountableuse language properly if you want to be taken seriously
>>219654489you need help
Kier Starmer has my respect
>>219654508he appears before you every day
theyre calling it the worst day at toil ever. trillions have taken to social media to condemn the unnamed company for its abhorrent treatment of anon
>>219654537Why?
>>219654524
>>219654523*gets a headache *I'll just bet on the footy
>>219654548i was just joking don't be so sensitive
>>219654452Apologies yanklad. I meant Trump is the greatest thing to have happened in the last 30 years.
>>219654580How am I being sensitive?
>>219654524Arabs are weird and foreign and there are several billion Jewish people in the US
korean fried chicken and a pint for lunchfuckin lush
>>219654592you're imagining things
>>219654608>there are several billion Jewish people in the USscariest conspiracy theory
>>219654452>the greatest thing to happen in 30 yearsThat doesnt apply that something better happened 30years ago. Simply that in a 30year period that is the greatest thing to happen.
>>219654590once again, if trump is the greatest thing to have happened in the last 30 years, that implies that 30 years ago is the last time something greater happened. so what was the last thing to happen that was greater than trump in your opinion?
Been arrested for being far rightThey're sending me off to the front lines
Any schizo who gets fucked up states of mind in
>>219654454like this?
>>219654638Woodstock '99
>>219654627What am I imagining?
>>219654649do you? are you a girl?
Just learned 触手責めWill be sharing this with my language partner on Wednesday when she asks if I've learned any new words. by the way when you bet why isn't the odds of wining 50/50 -- either you win or you don't?any scientisfic mathematics in that can explain that?
>>219654632it doesn't strictly mean that, but it heavily implies it. otherwise why specify that arbitrary timescale
>>219654699shut the fuck up
>>219654661word to yo motha
>>219654663you sound so crazy
>>219654523What if you live with your parents and your monthly expenses are basically £200, should you still save a proper emergency fund or just skip to savings/investing
>normies at toil are using "chud" and "looksmaxxing" in casual conversationi hate this shithole site so much. why does all the filth it produces keep getting exported to the outside world?
>>219654710How?
>>219654700Maybe he is just ignorant about things more than 30years ago but can confidently say its the greatest in the last 30years
>>219654714One for the boffins over at r/UKPersonalFinance.
>>219654723question is why did 4chan stop producing culture normies are finding out about our memes from 10+ years ago
>>219654723chud started on leftypol, looksmaxxing started on misc
>>21965470150/50 chance of that happening I reckon
bizarre response
>>219654754calling things slop is recentish
>>219654753Don't have reddit
>>219654699tell her you learned 愛羅武勇
Oh he's melting down lol
alcohol is on standby, yeah it monday
sir jesus christ
Reckon it's time to head home now. See you tomorrow
>Why are you posting pictures of that women?
>>219654823Grim
Post 'the webm'
Dunno what's worse being whatever the fuck this gingernonce freak is or being a faggot when you get raped as a kid
Princess Noor
eating sweets made by a youtube and they're actually very nice
>>219654843
sir 9 11
TR
>>2196548819/11
>>219654895this is the one
need to stop spending money on useless children's toys that i keep stored in the closet out of shame
Why did you just post a picture of that woman?Huh?*the Simpsons theme music starts playing*
>>219654173>>219654213only watched it once and i disliked it
>>219654902giwtwm
fat hoes really giving themselves ozempic pussy rather than putting down the fork smhh
*does the dance*two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps
leftypol hitting that cex pussy
>>219654862which recipe? i make kohakutou sometimes because it looks pretty but it tastes kind of gross tbqh
>>219654326
what the fuck is ozempic pussy
what does it feel like to have sex
need the bird
he doesn’t know? >>219654989
>>219654943Peter Gabriel music videos:
lol those wacky Kuwaitis. I'm not mad, they probably feel terrible
he literally has a raped paedo melty at the slightest provocation now. i wonder if he's as easy to set off in his real life
>>219654997salty milk and bags of coins
I need it to be legal to take fit girls from insane asylums as property because they arent doing anything anyway
Jailbait latina lass just sat beside me on the bus pushed in to me the whole time
>>219654997painful when he first puts it in but you get used to it x
>>219653812
>>219654997macaroni and cheese
>>219655018not very nice, their parents are spending a fortune for them to be there
Why did you post a picture of that woman?
>>219655030why didnt you make a move
>>219655006actually I'm an expert and asked for a laughpranked the fuck out of you
>>219655052the parents should give them to me
female relative got a bbl :/
>>219655080big bank loan?
>>219655052the parents should give them to me (if legal age). I think people would do this
>>219655034he doesn't deserve that hairline
ive got ozempic willy
>>219655067made that swede look a right tit
>>219655066She's 16 and works at the same restaurant as me
>>219655030
still an hour until iftar lads
>>219655034how could this fat fuck make such shite gravy
>>219655114me rn getting ready to go pee
terrified that if I lose weight I'll end up with a excess skin gunt
>>219655034I like gravy thick but this is taking the piss!
>>219655034Id eat gravy that thick
>>219655099googled ozempic fanny>saggy minge from weight lossgoogled ozempic willy>stiffer and bigger cock from weight lossWomen btfo again
ive got flappy loose skin, but its better than being fat
>>219655078you'd make life too easy for them. those girls need uncomfortable beds, linoleum floors, forced early morning walks, spotty wifi, terrible food, and zentangle and pottery classes
huge TR meltdown
>>219655136take it slow, use bio oil, take collagen and fish oil suppliments. and luck
>>219655066He was too busy telling his faggot pals on 4tards
>>219655177thats hot
There is something I wanted to tell youIt's so funny you'll kill yourself laughingBut then I, I look aroundAnd I remember that I am aloneAloneFor evermoreThe tile yard all along the railingsUp a discoloured dark brown staircaseHere you'll find, despair and ICalling to you with what's left of my heartMy heartFor evermoreDrinking tea with the taste of the ThamesSullenly on a chair on the pavementHere you'll find, my thoughts and IAnd here is the very last plea from my heartMy heartFor evermore
he's gone mental
Hello
I have a dream of moving to bongland to start a fresh new life.Any CEO who want to hire a motivated 26yo NEET here? (no work experience btw)
>>219655219horseberg
>>219655237My parents need a gardener
>>219655232nigga that aint even daggering that's pulvarising
for me it's women in straitjackets
>>219655237i need a personal arse slut
>>219655237yeah i've got a spare room for you
>>219655237me and the lads in 1066
>>219655232look rorke everyone knows they act and look like monkeys but you're just not allowed to say it is all
>>219655237You are me as a Frenchman
>>219655208trust me it's not
>>219655219horses are very talented
>>219655310Can you do a posh accent and iron a newspaper?
every day some schizo is having a meltdown
>>219655232Black people :)
flicking my chode
>>219655356Probably not
kizza 4/5ths scranulated
>>219655232no way his groin and bollocks weren't aching the day after
what is the point of the comments on bbc articles lol
>>219655396Love a kizza
>>219655319he looks like a peeking blinder
Petrol pumps status?
>>219653691why is bro vomming a frog
>>219655396Can’t beat a bit of goyslop
>>219655431roicist orse
why can't we all just get along lads. why must there be war
>>219655460she has a clapper
>>219655460elle fanning my beloved. still cant believe she isnt a brit with a face like that
>>219655396They only cut it into 5?
Sir Kultur Terror
almost easter !!
Got a lecky veekel so world events will have very little if any effect on the price of my commute
>>219655492lush white clapper
I've got a leppers willy
>>219655555
>>219655520disgusting harlot id never give her my valuable seed
>>219655557>>219655557>>219655557
TWO dogshit early news?
what do boobies feel like
two early news how fucking greedy are you lot
>>219655493they cut it into 8 and i've had 6, but due to the unevenness of the slices i have actually consumed 80% rather than 75%
>>219655565>>219655569you're supposed to link the old first
>>219655590dunno why they find it so hard to cut equal slices
