A10 eyes edition >>219659966
>>219663549Bihh mad ugly either way nc I need an Asian queen
Do you think Israel can get Trump to do a ground invasion?
I don't want to die for Israel
>>219663611no way, not because they cant its just that trump cant
>>219663549Never understood the "appeal" of her eyes. Yes contrasts generally look quite good but heres are just plain creepy. And its cringe how badly she tries to constantly shift focus towards her eyes. >inb4 someone calls me shit eyes
>>219663613Anti Semitic
It would be pretty easy to turn Americans into Canadians
I don't know anything about Iran
Say whatever you want, but we're no longer talking about ICE or the epstein files.
I feel like brown eyes are female-coded and blue eyes are male-coded can't explain why THOUGH
>>219663695Don't worry, 99% of the people talking about Iran don't know anything either
>>219663711its crazy that the richest dude in the planet is an autismo retard who cant socialize
Finally home after 3 days. I am NEVER going back to Atlanta. God I hate that city. It's legitimately my least favorite place on the entire planet. Being there always causes me such immense stress and anger. By the time I left I was irritated and filled with a seething rage the likes I have not experienced in so long. It's a cursed city that causes me such intense negative emotions. I swear the minute I got outside of the city I instantly felt good again and with each mile further away I got, I felt proportionately better. I refuse to go back ever again. I wouldn't return to that place even if someone paid me to.
>>219663740This anon really hates blahpipo
>>219663740Is it the negro
Iran is going to win
>>219663644Are they supposed to be flying jets into Iran?
>>219663770At losing lol!!
>>219663792The regime will stay in power and the US will stop bombing
theres a cute brown girl at the gym and i think she was looking at me, shes the one that was in front of me, shes super cute
murica rulez
Hezbollah will fall within the next month
>>219663786True that's for the goy
When's my bitch ass package going to ship
>>219663839Just ignore the Israelis who are flying in Iran
Gasolina is now 1,84€ per liter.Thank you Mr President!!!
Why haven't there been huge protests in the US against the war yet?
>>219663768Sort of but not only that. Even the white people act like niggers there. Pretty much everyone there acts like niggers, actually. Especially on the roads. Driving in that city will cause even the most peaceful person to road rage. Most chaotic shit ever, absurdly aggressive drivers left and right trying their hardest to cause accidents and run you off the road. Like for example when you're coming down a ramp to merge onto the highway, the motherfuckers will speed up to try and block you in from merging. Even though the lane ends and you have nowhere else to go, those retarded NIGGERS don't care at all or even think about it. I don't think they're even sentient beings. They will absolutely run right into you at 75mph rather than just slow down to let you in or just move 1 lane over to clear the way. Hence there's always huge accidents which cause horrific traffic because they have to close the lanes to clear their retarded nigger corpses out of the road.
>>219663873Protesters are burnt out, you had ICE, Venezuela, Mexico and now Iran in a couple months. The NPCs need time to recuperate.
>Mark Zuckerberg paid $170 Million for an under-construction mansion on Miami’s Indian Creek island
>>219663873because this zogged ass country supports Israel and wants to destroy (see "liberate") Iran
>>219663873Nooo don't wipe out the people who shout death to America aaaaiiiieee
>>219663873There have been. At least small ones. I saw such a protest in Atlanta when I was there earlier.
>>219663549Bottom looks better.
>>219663910Blacks used to live there before it got gentrified
>>219663897you should listen to music when you drive. it'll settle your nerves and put you in a better mood.
>>219663925>i'm a shitskin and my opinion is BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I missed my cat but I don't think he missed me. He didn't care when I got back home.
>>219663873They'll probably be bigger ones as time goes on
>>219663925Absolutely not
>our orders take 5-7 business days to ship from the warehouse What the fuck
>>219663873Who would fund those protests?
>>219663960get a dog. he flips out when i get back from just putting some laundry in haha
Board's exceptionally annoying today
>>219664005Sorry this isn't your safe space anymore sweetheart
I have never met an animal that I couldn't make love me, except for humans.... Haha
>>219664003Based dog friend :)I discovered a subreddit called /r/dogfree where they post about how much they hate dogs. Most neurotic and hateful people I've ever seen, even amongst redditors they seem absurdly miserable. How the fuck can you hate dogs? I understand not loving them, or not caring for them. I can excuse that. But these people actively hate dogs.
>>219664025See what I mean?
>>219663868Good goy
>>219663873Unironically we need more dead soldiers. That's the only thing that really effects people.Also, the Iraq War had a huge buildup with Bush trying to win over the public which in turn caused huge protests before the invasion even began. Here Trump's straight up said he doesn't care about public opinion and launched the attack with no real warning.
>>219663897Nah chill white boy
>>219664049Maybe this is more your speed >>>/LGBT/
I think the fact that you can just sue anyone for using a public washroom in some states in America and you'll get money for it is kinda crazy
Saw a flock of geese flying north. Suppose spring is on its way.
>>219664125It's like there's a mosquito stuck in my ear
Ladies…
>>219664131>Republican states are enacting Sharia law
Lucky fucking kid. Must be a Chad
>>219664045oh sure, i even understand people who never want pets at all. makes perfect sense to me, some people are just too wrapped up in travel, careers, or are irresponsible and aware of it. couldn't reliably care for an animal, you know. but animal hatred of any kind to me smacks of misanthropy. him going all crazy anytime a step through the door just gives us an excuse to play or take him for a walk. if anything, it makes him very easy to manage, because he often wears himself out into a nap haha. just put get dinner started and turn the tv volume down.
>>219664212>raped
Any funny updates on Iran
Job market is kinda fucked up right now in Canada
usa? more like usi (united states of israel)
I'm so bored
>>219664262>want to get a new job>all the new jobs in my field would be a pay cut
Damn, I want to buy this so bad, bros.
I stand with Israel because it makes trannies and nazis seethe
>>219663903shut up
I stand with no one I simply sit back and observe
i want a job as well, a work from home one with flexible hours preferably
>>219664302?Nazis are siding with Israel thoughbeit.
>>219664300You are like my dad he loves piece of junk old trucks
>>219664257They killed the new leader guy like 6 hours after he replaced the old assassinated leader guy
>>219664272But that would imply that it’s a union of states in Israel
cesar milan is my idol
>>219664334Your dad sounds alright.
>>219664313Redditjeet?
>>219664341i bit his hand once
>>219664319based and uatu-pilled
thinking i should masturbate, to what though, thats the big question
>>219664365>infinity Iranians get killed>like 6 Americans get killed, less than a typical summer weekend in ChicagoBrown people are so defeated it's almost pathetic what they celebrate now, you guys are NOT the same browns who were doing mass casualty terror attacks a decade ago lol
>>219664365Redditpaki
>>219664429Brazilian trannies taking BBC
>>219664432Iran is bad. America is also bad. I'm happy Iran's regime is getting destroyed and I'm happy Americans are dying to accomplish it. Hopefully more Americans die in the war to protect Israel.
>>219664458im mentally healthy so i dont think so
>>219664365The line must go up.
>>219664475hitomi tanaka or angela white. and keep it simple, just them taking their clothes off and posing.
I jerked off hours ago and didn't feel that satisfying but I want to jerk off againI jerk off every day
God I hate my life
I hate your life too
>>219664561Kek, got 'im
>>219664053>the Iraq War had a huge buildup with Bush trying to win over the publicNo that's wrong. He didn't have to win over the public much at first after 9/11 most everyone was on boardOpinion soured on the war as it dragged on
Smells like Reddit and halal curry ITT
>>219664379On the internet no one knows you're actually a dog
he has spent so much time around reddit that he recognizes its scent
>>219664617BRRRRRRRRRRRAP! sniff it up, chud
I love your life.And I love you <3 *smooches your forehead*
Kinda want to try Indian food. What’s the best thing to order for a beginner?
>>219664708Cow shid samosas with a side of more cow shid
>>219664617We have a leaf who is clearly moslem and seething about this whole thing and we have Terrone the Shia-worshipper. Everyone else, I would assume, correctly hates Moslems and Hebrews.
>>219664708Butter chicken, samosas, and tandoori chickenDon’t order rice, they give it to you for free (don’t return if they don’t give you free rice)
>>219664600He had general support but it was controversial and he still made a big case for public approval. I remember my school having big student debates pro/contra before the war launched.Another difference this time is that Trump refuses to say what he actually wants from this war, which allows him to declare victory whenever he gets tired and pull out (assuming Bibi lets him).
How do you recover from this when you get that fat?
>>219664708thai for the sake of your health.
>>219664541For me I only have the will to jerk off like once a week. I don't understanding coomers
>>219664733ozempic
Imagine how different the world would be had the shoes hit.
>>219664722Terrone seethes at the following statement>I believe all Jews and Muslims should no longer be alive
>>219664733You can't, extreme fatties like that have health problems and saggy skin even after they lose the weight.
im thinking i should jerk off once a week as well, might save it for weekends
>>219664756Amazing reflexes though
>>219663786Yes. Back in the day the most based leaders fought on the frontlines for their kingdoms. Trump should be leading the charge like a true leader.
People don't really make gifs like this anymore. Look at its beauty, the perfect loop, the masking. It's all so seamless. Perfectly compressed, retaining all the information it needs. An untrained eye would look at it for a few seconds and move on to the next, but I see it for what it truly is. Genuinely magnificent.
LOL this needs to go viral
>fought on the front linesNo they didn’tThey lead from the front but from the backYou don’t understand what leading from the front means
>>219663644Idgi. It's what they signed up for. Soldiers are supposed to die, this isn't some "no deaths" bing bing wahoo speed run. It's nuts to think your front line soldiers shouldn't die before any civilian.
I might get drunk tonight
I will definitely get drunk tonight.
Tired of drinking alone
i will not do drugs ever
>>219664812On a Monday?
>>219664796I'm not talking about your cucked leaders bud. Alexander and Richard weren't cucks.
>>219664812>>219664826
>>219664846Yes
AAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>219664895That’s not normal and that’s not healthy
>>219664855>fighting in a heavily armoured bodyguard unit that was often a reserve or flanking unit only used for the critical moment of battleStill not the front lines albeit
this one speaks volumes
>>219664899
>>219664855Ummm Alexander was a retard who relied on his generals to actually lead his armies while Alexander had to be saved multiple times Richard did not fight on the front lines, he actually lead his armies
>>219664903I haven't had any alcohol for months so who cares
>>219664946I do and Jesus does too
I used to drink a bottle of vodka every day and I only stopped like a month ago after my body started to hurt
I can go for a drinky poo right now haha must be that irish in mecan't wait for st paddy's to enjoy some corned beef and cabbage haha must be that irish in me heh
>>219664877Based, piss on their stupid zog corpses
>>219664960i quit liquor last year. i just have beers throughout the day. nice not waking up ass-hungover every day.
>>219665004Death to America
>>219664877
>My opponent on the overwatch the great BallSniffer420, maybe some of you have heard of him I have. He died. Like a dog. He thought he could main Roadhog and win the match. He failed.
>>219664960I was never at that level but at one point I was usually having like 2-3 strong drinks on Friday and Saturday and occasionally one or two on Thursday.
It’s fun to stay at the YMCA
Feeling anxious so Imma go for a walk and get a bit of steam off.
Can I migrate to the USA? Would you welcome me with open arms?
Time to smoke marijuana and get so high
Coconut Aquavit
>>219665211Ok
>>219665182We wouldn't. Please don't come, we're full
>>219663549I prefer the darker eyes
palms itchin' I got money comin' I can feel it
I don’t like rum
>>219664877YHWH demands it.
I hardly ever drink anymore. I also hardly ever have fun anymore.Coincidence?
These are the goyim who died
>>219665417Rest in peace
>>219665417is a good is a ____ goy
Bahn mi break everyone!
>>219664877Those bereavement flags meant to hang over coffins are so large I'd call them awe-inspiring. I have one hanging up in my room and it takes up my entire wall, it's something like 6' x 12'. I got it in unused surplus condition for like $25 at an antiques mall
>>219665082I used to be so good at Dva and Hanzo. Im so ass now tho.
>>219664708Chicken Tikka masala is a good entry level dish to try. I like mattar paneer as well but that's a bit below the surface.
>>219665415this is the perspective of an alcoholic, so none of this is meant as advice. i had a neighbor who was a vet, and when i told her how a different vet had diagnosed my cat with kidney disease, she kind of beamed, and told me all this stuff, about how indoor cats are very prone to it due to them living in such good conditions, that they are now living far past their body's natural life expectancy, and kidney failure seems to be the common failure point. i feel like humans are the same way, we live too long these days. so i have decided to drink and have fun every day, and if that shortens my time here, then it'll at least be well-spent. read well, not getting *drunk* every day, that's misery. but i will drink alcohol every day and enjoy myself fully.
>>219665211daijoubu
I'm getting tired of seeing FAFO posted everywhere
first game i mastered
Dear Mr PresidentCome take a walk with me
>>219665182Only if you're a hot woman and you agree to let me sex you with my penis
if any of you are women can i come live with you and can you marry me
>>219665417They look slack jawed and low iq rest in piss
I kept seeing memes about people from philadelphia turning their city upside down when they win sportsso I looked up more stuff about the city and what the fuck it's a black majorityjust 50 years ago it was almost entirely whitewhy are you people complaining about mexicans all the time when blacks literally are flooding in your cities
>>219665730I want more milfs to dress like right
Messy. Greasy. Packed with flavor
men just dont dress like whores thats why it dont matter
>>219665700Blacks have a similar fertility rate as whites. They're just concentrated in some cities more than others
Always look on the bright side of life
kinohttps://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2028511302683861388
does allah loves or hates sneezing, i can never remember
My fellow Americans, it’s Christmas morning here in Washington, and I have been fucked in my ass by the Mujahideen.
6 American troops killed
I literally just saved the White race. It took me 10 minutes. I really don't get why you people have been complaining about such an easy problem for so long.
>>219665730
>>219665826how'd you do it?
>>219665848he came inside a white woman with his white sperm and white cock literally just have sex
>>219665848I posted a racial slur on Xitter.
>>219665826you guys have names picked out?
>>219665873thor, skyrim and however that one went
Do you wanna get high?
>>219665883Wolfgang
Can't think of a single positive thing to say
>>219665908You'll probably have a nice dinner tonight
>>219665908SameI might kill myself over a girl.I'm never going to find a wife
>>219665930That doesn't seem likely
There is a total lunar eclipse tonight
>>219665939At least you're not starving
>>219665883
total eclipse of the heart is a good song and you're being pseudo-macho if you disagree
>>219665959didn't mean to reply with this one, because it applies to all of you
>>219665957Also debatable
Quasimodo predicted all this
>>219665883i remember the couple who did that's baby was beet red, which is common, but someone on /v/ at the time joked it was from being natally-furious at being named after the worst elder scrolls game haha
>>219665968It’s pretty cool. Bonnie Tyler’s raspy voice is very distinctive.
consider this fish
If I jump off a parking garage do you guys want me to live stream it?
>>219666035i'd rather you just not do it.
>>219666035Why would you want to go out like a bitch?
>>219665833Post the uncensored version
>>219666044>>219666058I will never find a cute wife and life isn't worth living because of that
>>219666058What do you consider the masculine way of going out?
>>219666082Just start geo-maxxing. You're an American, literally millions of women around the world would beg to be your wife.
>>219665977You have a roof over your head and are not exposed to the elements
My current fare.
>>219666097We'll never be able to actually fall in love unless she speaks English well and isn't looking for a greencard
Why would anybody want to get married in 2026
>>219666095Nice try Fed
I don’t want to fucking workI want to be a NEET
Herbert Hoover was actually a good man. He just simply couldn't understand that government's role in society was changing in the 1900s, and fully hands-off on the economy was simply no longer viable. Towards the end of his term he realized this, and in fact many of FDR's programs were simply expanded versions of Hoover's, but nevertheless he was voted out and seen as a failed President.Also, somewhat unrelated, but women owe me sex.
>>219666113I want it more than anything in the entire world
i should get a million dollars every month for free, i mean i didn't ask to be born its only fair
amelia airFART
>>219666111>he doesn't knowWomen fall in love with dumb shit like your height, foreign nationality or money first, then fall in love with you as a person.
>>219666141So I should kill myself is what you're saying? That's what this sentence translates to for me
Let’s all not commit suicide. Because the possibility of a good life, however remote, is worth chasing. And death will come when it comes.
>>219666113need to get a greencard otherwise theres no point yea
>>219666118But if you don't work and pay tax, who will build the roads and pay the army
>>219666120For me it's Theodore Roosevelt.
>>219666120>Well-meaning but kinda autistic hardworking politician gets outshined by charismatic but deceitful politician taking credit for stuff.Many such cases!
>>219666113Some girl from work who had a crush on me wanted to marry me "jokingly" but now I feel stupid and should have accepted
>>219666164>>Well-meaning but kinda autistic hardworking politician gets outshined by charismatic but deceitful politician taking credit for stuff.That sounds like our current Conservative Party leader.
>>219666149Even a destitute American is richer than like 85% of the world dawg. Idgi even some leaf foids would love to marry an American. You literally cannot suffer as an American.
feeling quite melancholic
>>219666113It's literally the only thing I want t bh
>>219666191Grow up
>>219666191Is this from the movie Lake Mungo
I just want a cute wife to let me squeeze her boobies and milk me longstyle
I fucking love BLACKED
How did America get sucked into another war?
lot of injured souls in the thread today.
i decide to only masturbate on the weekends to save up my masculine energy to possibly get a gf
>>219666177This has literally always been a problem in Democracy. Canadians used to be sorta unique in that we seemed to never elect charismatic types too often, our politicians were usually boring technocrats or aloof lifelong MPs, but the Turdeaus were obvious exceptions.
might watch planet of the apes laterthen I'll close the blinds
>>219666212it's the same people everyday, fuckface
>>219666177That guy is a total grifter.
>>219666243i pop in once a week or so, so that can't be true.
Sister says I'm "cheating" by putting sauce on my vegetables
>>219666202maybe, I remember the apparition being more fucked up
>>219666285Redditjeet....
I honestly think moving money around and charging interest is not a real job
>>219666210I wouldn't put it like that. It's more like you raced to be first in line to go to war with anybody.Remember how much everyone hated Dubya? The thing is, Dubya was equal parts funny and warmonger.
>>219666285you read my mind
too many leafs here
>>219666285I think he might mean well. But he’s a neocon zionist puppet retard with zero charisma.
>>219666285He's literally the most slandered man in Canada.
Im leafing Im leafing everywhere
>>219666311Not a jeet. He should be advocating for total deportation of the foreign population. And investing in railways. And building tons of Victorian townhouses. The Tories are fucked as long as they keep clinging to MAGA tier nonsense.
>>219666330Mmmph pwease don’t rake me >_<
>>219666363>they keep clinging to MAGA tier nonsense.Give me one citation.
>>219666371
>>219665700This happened to most cities in the Northeast and Midwest. And now both blacks and whites are getting replaced by LatinXes. Chicago for example has more Mexicans than black people nowadays.
>>219666097I've honestly thought about it, but it just feels pathetic. getting some foreign girl who is just after you to get US citizenship feels like the ultimate loser failure cope, and your family will probably view you as a creep for itPlus theres the whole language/culture cap
>>219666375>>219666342Good. We need an actual Conservative leader. Not whatever he is.
Happy 4:20!!!!!
>>219666412What you need is a guy who will literally never win an election but who says all the things you wanna hear. Not some useless practical guy who can who can wrench power from the libtards and reverse the decline
I don’t really have any interest in any shade of neoliberal at this point. They’re all the same in all the most important ways. I feel completely unrepresented by our current political options. But politics is boring and gay anyway. The most politics-obsessed people I know are also the most annoying people I know. I prefer to be coolly detached and, just like, totally above it all, man. Just go with the flow or whatever. Tend to the parts of the garden you can reach. Give love freely and seek joy and meaning and beauty. Nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die. Lift weights and get jacked. Eat some good food and try to get some pussy. Drink lots of water and get a good night’s sleep.
the west coast is the worst coast
>>219666341I doubt it. He began talking about the National Policy and John A Macdonald when he began thinking he was gonna lose.
>>219666411I agree. I don’t mind meeting a girl overseas & maybe dating but getting serious like that is fucking insane even if she’s a 10/10 perfect personality and everything
I'm no economist, but isn't a country having major, long term debt a bad thing??
>>219666446Thanks, Rick Sanchez
>>219666445Lmfao
>>219666466Only if you default.
>>219666445>Not some useless practical guy who can who can wrench power from the libtards and reverse the declineUnfortunately he doesn't exist.
>shleep 9 hours>already shleepy
I STAND with the president.
official decreethe pooberghathbeenexemplerateddid i not
People talk about the tyranny of ICE yet they never mention the true Gestapo that is Costco employees.
>>219666445like hitler, or lenin, or the reform britain peopleet cetera
I am a citizen of no country
We had a balanced budget before 9/11.
>>219666481Ehh partially. He’s so miserable and mean-spirited though. And also I quit drinking.
>>219666521did you know that one of the 9/11 planes hit the pentagon in their budget office, where they announced on 9/10 that the pentagon had somehow spent 20 TRILLION more dollars than they had been given?
Im… Sad…
Im so fucking tired and burned out bros but I still have twenty or more years of "living"Maybe I'll just work a month longer and use all my savings from waging to take a long international vacation
HEYA
>>219666534what are you sad about? it's okay to ventpost, don't worry about how it comes across or the reality of your feelings. just take the bullet vest off for a moment, and say what you're really feeling.
There's no shame in being an untermensch peasant
>>219666533I’m not that much of a conspiracy guy. But it’s insane there’s no clear footage of a plane hitting the Pentagon.
>>219666541Come to Brazil
aleksa mink is so cute
>>219666554This is how they trick you don't fall for it never open up to anyone ever
thinking of sepuku
>>219666567Only if I get a big bunda babe to sexo my penis
>>219666582why?
>>219666604I raped his mom and made him watch
>>219666512only a brown person could have beef with costco employees
why are there so many trannies on /r9k/ pretending to be females?
>>219666582I can relate to suicidal ideation. I’ve experienced that too. But I do sincerely believe it’s better to stay alive. Because I can’t rule out the possibility that one day on the future, I’ll be really glad I chose to stick around.
/cum/
>>219666636and it can be over the smallest things. a new album, a friend suddenly moving closer, and you can hang out again, even a nice change in weather.
dubs and I jerk off to black women
>>219666657i bequeath you my dubs
>>219666636>>219666656I need a wife that's the only thing, the only goal. I have a career already I don't give a shit, I need a woman to love
>>219666626They let the gays in and trannies followed.
>>219666626Attention
>>219666656Yeah I agree. The weather thing is real. It’s still fully winter here. But spring is gonna taste really sweet when it finally arrives.
Here for a good time not a long time XXXDDDDD
>>219666666>>219666667
>>219666636Or, you could spend the next 30 years waiting for things to get better, and they don't. If that happens, you'll regret not an heroing right now. And let's be honest, with the way things are going, do you REALLY think life is going to improve for the average person over the next few decades?
Here for a long time not a good time XXXDDDDD
>>219666656life has only gotten worse
>>219666712>Or, you could spend the next 30 years waiting for things to get better, and they don't.True>If that happens, you'll regret not an heroing right now.I don’t think so. It’s worth the attempt. And if I fail, then I can just kill myself then and I’ll be dead all the same.
where is threadcuck when you need him?
>>219666770Probably fucking your mom!
>>219666746>I don’t think so. It’s worth the attempt.Why would you risk a 1% chance of happiness for a 99% chance of suffering? I don't understand that. My little sister spent over a quarter of her life just lying in a hospital bed, only to end up dying anyways. It would have been better for everyone if she had never been born in the first place.
>>219666813you're choosing it right now
>>219666770Sorry, I'm fucking your mom right now. Btw, we can hear you bouncing on your dragon dildo.
>>219666835mommy told me she charges you more than the other guys because you're so small and smelly
>>219666841>>219666841>>219666841
>>219666831I've been thinking about kms ever since I was like 10 years old. desu I'm not entirely sure why I haven't done it, but maybe I will someday.