>tfw old bitch editionFucked up the dossier : >>219631118
first for not wanting to wage today
Crazy that this must be Momo literally right now. Zased edish.
Good morning /med/.@Brune-samaDon't be niggardly just buy two dumbbells.
>>219670281My delicate flower is on fire this morning.The cayenne of yesterday in full force.
Morning xisters, no work today, pork shoulder is in the oven on 160C, gonna do nothing all day.
Bonġu.
>>219670253Lucky you.>>219670355>be a delicate flower in the belly>proceed to dump gasoline on it and set everything on fire>this is okay Gman!
>>219670926I am the opposite of luckyI am a tortured soul who yearns for the bed but is dragged to the work computer
>>219670355Be careful fren, we only got one after all! Get white pypo spice next time. I should do the same honestly.>>219670926My brain feels for the ass but my heart yearns for the spice. I will not compromise.
>>219671466The spice must flow.
Good morning /med/.>>219670462Based
>>219672184It's National Liberation Day here so we gotta cook something nice.
A new reason on the pile of reasons to be ridden with guilt.
good morning everyone, I wonder how hard Momo is seething right now>>219670462>no work todaylucky bastard, also happy independence day
>>219672735Good morning, thank you Rivaldo, hope you have a great day despite working :)
Good morning, sisters.Just got the call that momberg's mattress arrived. Finna have to btfo some money from my bank account tomorrow fr fr.>>219670304As always, enjoy the (you) as noone else cares about the gymcel post.Increased tempo unilateral plate loaded lat pulldown to 80 kgs fr fr. First set was 3 reps, second was 2 reps, and last was only 1 rep fr fr. Also increased weight on tempo db rows by 2,5 kgs to 42,5 kgs fr fr. I will pay a bit more attention to form next time as I feel like I aided the movement a bit by bending to the side just a little bit.>niggardlyFascist scum.
Also it arriving is le good, as we were told it was going to take 12 weeks tops, but it instead arrived in I think 7.>>219670462Vgh...post pic when it's done.
Done with incel-cycling.Guess I did about 35kms in two hours. Breaks to find where the hell I'm going included.Had a cobble sector.I realised at around half-way that I did not raise the saddle high enough.Areas behind the knees is tired as hell because of this.Legs killed.Ass demolished.
>cac40 -3%>dax40 -3,5%>eurostoxx50 -3,4%
>>219673355>Guess I did about 35kms in two hoursDamn this nigga FIT as fuck
>>219674186Careful with the banter, lad.
>>219673117>>219673355Based
>>219675105damn, that looks extremely good
>>2196755234 hours very slowly, first 2 on 160C and the last two on 145C.Cause it's from a freshly slaughtered pig so the meat is a little tougher, I could've cooked it in an hour and a half but it would be so good.
>>219670039Poor Momo, he's probably being bullied by her right now.>hé toi petit filou, travaille plus dur ou je te file une correction dans la tete!>>219673355>Guess I did about 35kms in two hours.Number of cagers annoyed by your presence on the road?
>>219675840I thought one part of the road would be annoying but actually very little cars encountered. And they seemed chill.Except the short road to go the starting point. Some trucker was seething.
>>219675903>Except the short road to go the starting point. Some trucker was seething.Based, that appliance store can wait for their delivery of 28 washing machine, Bruneman needs to keep a steady pace.
>>219674352>banterIt was not banter tho.Most powershitters would gas out after 10 kilomeme o algo.>>219675105zamn
Sounds annoying to be a runner with those boobers. https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1772540508938691.webm>>219676043Truth.
Im just so tired, feelin eepy sleepy bros
>>219676348I spent the whole morning fighting the need to sleep while waging.
>>219676464I uploaded my master thesis. Now I have to prepare a shitty PPT presentation for it, the last humiliation ritual to go through
>>219676494Almost done fren!
>>219676636Hopefully I get some human professors, because others are real twisted assholes
>>219676655Humane*
https://youtu.be/Waq6wATFKLQ?si=ag87xb1xirwgO5JX
>>219673093When are you doing some higher reps like 6 to 12 or something like that?>>219676912Watch Golden Kamuy sir.
>>219676494Damn, it's almost here, another /med/der finishing a thesis.
>>219676464i hate women so fucking much, bros. why do they have to be so beautiful?>>219676494'grats! hope the hard work pays off.
How do we destroy the Rothschilds?
Poor Momo.Not only does he get bodied by the old hag, his golden coins also lost some of their value.>>219677638>Watch Golden Kamuy sir.I'm yet to finish the tranime I am currently watching. Started months ago but I still have 4 or 5 episodes left fr fr. I kinda want to watch Darling in the Franxx, Prison School, and Your lie in April too.Also imdb tells me it's not yet finished fr fr.>6 to 12 or something like that?I'll probably stall weight at 80 kgs now and work on reps for a bit. I kinda like low reps on most exercises desu. I feel like low rep + rooning or any cardio is the goated combo.
>>219677912Golden Kamuy is in its last season.
>>219677806Sorry, Hitler preferred to ransom them (while killing poorfags).
thoughts on asmr?
>>219678118Portuflag posted some webm of mime recently so i watched asmr mime because idkhad a long break of asmr but loneliness is becoming unbearable
>>219676494What field of work will you be entering afterwards?
>>219678229Probably something about the discrimination of terroni
>>219677806we need to destroy all ZOGbots firsti.e it is impossible
>>219678118I can show her my bone collection
>>219678229I dont know I have an idea if that doesnt work im going for finance
>>219677976Desu I think I'll wait until it's finished.
>ruins your cutOh no no... Aldisisters...Wanted to eat only one piece but this bitch is so tasty I ate ten pieces instead.
>>219678118I don't really get it but to each their own
Good day med am back from the cagie, nice edish, way better than the constant raccoon girl
>>219679955You're normal as far as I know and work in nightlife so it's expected You need to imagine the truecel in his dead silent room
>>219679934Have you seen the viral yogurt "cheesecake" which is basically putting 10 of those in a yogurt container and eating it the next day. I'm surprised people discovered this just now, it has been a staple snack here for years. >>219680007Hello fren>>219680027I'd say the last 3-4 years have been relatively normal yes. But I was under the impression that a lot of girls are into ASMR.
Borgir of the month is an Indian wrap with naan bread, chicken tendies, honey sriracha sauce, cheddar, lettuce and pickled onions>>219680130Hey Xlebian
>>219679934My culture is not your costume o algo>>219680007Old bitch status?>>219680130Yeah, people would rather look at qts girlsI did look at some dudes or women that don't show their identify in the past
>>219680130The asmrfu btw
>>219680180I spent the last 30 minutes of the day reviewing dossiers with her to see what to do next, I'll have a lot of work tomorrow.Also Real lost yesterday I'm sad. Also also glad to drive electric car because of the gas shortages.
>>219680232Can't use the shortage to avoid work though...Is Catnigga hypothesis good? >>219675840
>>219680180>My culture is not your costume o algoWrong post sister.Or I have no idea what you meant.>>219680130>viral yogurt "cheesecake"Yeah. I forgot about it tho until you mentioned it now.>>219680232>gas shortagesYou have gas shortages in Moselle?
>>219676304Forgot to reply, sorry Brunoid.I hate it when rooners really do shit like this>AAAAHHHHH IM ROOOOOOONING YOU CUNT>I MUST THROW TRASH AWAY LIKE A NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEI get it that they would lose seconds if they threw it into a bin or threw it at a designated place o algo, but it still gives me the 'ick. >>219680167Are you going to try the 'gir of the 'onth?
>>219680289Le spéculoos ou speculoos, plus rarement spéculos ou spéculaus, est un biscuit traditionnel à la cassonade (ou « vergeoise »), originaire du comté de Flandre, territoire historique aujourd'hui partagé entre la Belgique, la France et les Pays-Bas.
>>219680167How are you? That does looks tasty but how are they classifying it as a burger, doesn't even have a bun. Naan is tasty though, I've made it a few times, it's basically pita bread but thinner and you put garlic and butter in the mix before hand, very easy to make.>>219680180As far as I know it's something about the low voice making peoples brain tingle or something. >>219680220She so cute, very culturally appropriate with the baret>>219680289>Yeah. I forgot about it tho until you mentioned it now.It is good, I would experiment in my fat years, you can put cookies in it or whatever.
>>219680279No bullying today she was too busy with other things>>219680289Dunno but that's what dad told me and it's on the news, boomers are creating shortages because they need a full jerrican of gas to go the grocery store and the bingo session.>>219680367Looks tasty, I definitely would>>219680376They call burger of the month any type of sandwiches, it doesn't have to be a burger specifically.
>>219680367I don't mind in important races, staff will clean it up o algo.>>219680376Yeah but in most cases it's just goonbait. Le hecking mouth sounds.The pic rel doesn't have the meat you like but yeah she cute.
>>219680368>Speculaas, speculoos ou spekulatius é um tipo de bolacha natalícia originário do condado de Flandres[1], um território histórico hoje partilhado entre a Bélgica, a França e os Países Baixos.[Portuguese wiki is the GOAT. Noone else dare mention where exactly it came from fr.Also had no idea it was a Frenchie thing fr fr.
>>219680465English just say Netherlands but that's not fully correct frI quoted the french article Also see this nigga sent flying >>219680382
>>219680421>They call burger of the month any type of sandwiches, it doesn't have to be a burger specifically.I see, here they call everything a sandwich ever burgers. >The pic rel doesn't have the meat you like but yeah she cute.I like various forms when it comes to the female anatomy. Her cuteness overrides everything else especially if she has a good personality.
Nvm I'm retarded Flanders peepo were French also and not just Dutchies.>>219680376>I would experiment in my fat yearsWell I won't try it for a while then ig. I really should lose some weight before Summer.>>219680421>boomers are creating shortages because they need a full jerrican of gas to go the grocery store and the bingo session.That's rather based of boomers tbf.>>219680497>English?>not correct>French?>Oh my science, correct down to the last minute detailPeculiar fr fr>Also see this nigga sent flyingkekCould never happen imc.
>>219680556>Well I won't try it for a while then igLOL, sweets were never my problem tbf>I really should lose some weight before Summer.Aren't you jacked, are you cutting?
>>219679955of course you don't get it, you haven't experienced the necessary crushing loneliness. that being said, some normals are into it because whispers and certain other sounds are naturally soothing. there must be an evolutionary psychology explanation to this phenomenon.>>219680220vgh... colomba, my beloved <3>>219680445>Yeah but in most cases it's just goonbait. Le hecking mouth sounds.disgusting. i just like cute girls rambling, doing stuff or fidgeting with random objects/their mic. sometimes men make good asmr videos, but then i can only enjoy it if i don't see them or if the asmr is "unintentional" (making pottery, carving wood, etc).
>>219680625>Aren't you jackedWell I'm not as jacked as Andalussy.>are you cutting?YesI should lose about 5 kgs before Summer ig.
>>219680925You knew her? Not because of my waifu posting of the previous years?
>>219680925you don't know me, you can still be lonely around other people >>219681021Well I don't know how jacked he is so, but good for you both, hope you lose it for summer. For me at last this summer I wont look fat cause I lost a bunch of weight, maybe next summer I will be jacked, baby steps for now.
Requesting the bathroom pic of Andalussy rn.>>219681129
>>219681151
>dolphins get high on pufferfish toxin
>>219681251Damn this nigga gets whiter with every post.AlsoH I P P AIPPA
>>219681047idk how or where i found her (almost certainly the chinz, but could have been /wsg/). regardless, i've been watching this shit since i was like 13 so i know a lot of asmr qts.>>219681129>you don't know metrue, but you are a s*xhaver so it is very hard for you to even imagine the crushing loneliness of a truecel life.
>>219681251I would literally walk shirtless outside if I looked like that.
>>219681339She has a nice voice. People were saying how it's not asmr but just a qt girl yapping about her life
>>219681307
Finished my playthrough of Pathfinder WOTR on the demon mythic path. It definitely had its moments, but I didn't have as much fun being a tard-raging Nocty simp as I thought I would. It's just not as emotionally satisfying to be evil and create so many problems instead of solving them.Azata > Legend > Demon > Trickster > Gold Dragon
>>219681502
>>219681598We're all just pushing our silly little buttons, in one way or another, and hoping that something good will happen.
Catnigga it's British week at Picard, what do I get ?
>>219681369Well you can just train harder and look much better by next Summer fr fr.
>>219681419>just a qt girl yappingas i said, that's one of my favourite genres. also, afaik asmr refers to the feeling you get while, in this case, watching the videos and it has nothing to do with the content. anything can be asmr.
>>219681933Hopefully, I've been going to the park gym every other morning, I don't hurt so much any more. Somehow my morning boner is even stronger, must be the blood flow. Do you look like that? >>219681251
>>219681909Bangers and mash, just for the memes, and maybe some millionaires shortbread.There isn't really anything on that list that I would recommend seriously, and half of it seems to be American stuff anyway (arr rook same, I guess).Kinda horrified that you can buy frozen sandwiches, and presumably you just leave them out to defrost and then eat them. Les horreurs synthetiques que je ne comprends pas.
Realised the pirate thingy got the show Rome. Newsreader.jpg >>219681909
>>219682056Looks delicious.
>>>/wsg/6072021so /med/, now that we are discussing asmr, are you a 21 year old creepy person that WILL kidnap people?
>>219681909I'm scared by packaged pre-made food. But I bet the sweet stuff would be tasty. >>219682056When I had a full English in the UK I said I don't want the beans and everyone looked at me weird.
>>219682086What is the point of kidnapping ugly people.
>>219682086prefer the chud asmr right under it
>>219682129g-g-got her ass
Gemerald incominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFv97ICWP0A
>>219682129ugly people always think they will be the target of sexual/physical violence because it is the only way they can even imagine themselves getting anything that resembles affection. they wish it happened as much as they wish to avoid it. it is the same way fat, ugly parents are the most paranoid about their children (that look just as disgusting) getting abducted and/or raped, when in reality they are the safest. they project their trauma on the kids making them sound delusional. it also has to do with the confidence of ugly/beautiful people. pretty privilege is real so good looking people are used to everything going their way and never having any problems, whereas ugloids are always on the edge, waiting for something bad to happen to them (i.e. being kidnapped).
>>219682056>signed special edition can
>>219682580DIS NIGGA EATING (SPECIAL EDITION) BEANS!
>>219682580you didn't answer Magyar, do you look like that>>219681251
>>219682056Mmmm, yummy <3
Gotta say I do feel much better energy and well being wise since I stopped eating beans and legumes, kind of miss making pork and beans thoughThey would really boat me and I would feel fatigued and kind of slow in the head
>>219682056Pure boomaslop.>>219682525>
>>219681369I don't look that good.In fact, Brune-sama said he expected me to look bigger, so I look worse irl.
>>219683005I was rocked by your arms during the pull-ups doe
>>219683054Don't try to retroactively compliment me, you already broke my heart.
>>219683077
I just wanted to rest my eyes for a little bit after eating my lunch(it was a simple spaghetti with two fried eggs) and now the sun is gonefuck my life
>>219681502>playing through the same 140h RPG>five times in a row
>>219683273I don't like new experiences anymore. I like comforting, familiar experiences.Will finally play Rogue Trader later this year once all the DLC has been released and I can get the full experience though.
>>219683005I've never looked like that so this looks great to me.
>>219682686My bad chef.No I don't look as good as he does. I definitely don't look dyel, but I don't have an Andalussy tier powershitter physique. Nigga can deadlift almost 300 kgs meanwhile I only deadlift dumbbells when I pick them up from the ground to either bench, row, or shoulder press them fr fr.Also I'm charcoal black compared to his skin complexion.
Also Bulgarianon, have you seen the CEO of mcdonald's eating the burger?Absolute gemmie
>>219683449I started replaying it with the goth girlfriend who cuts herself DLC and just as I got to Act 2 and was about to do her questline they dropped the trailer for DLC 3 and sent me flying(I'll keep playing it tho)
>>219683766I see, damn 300kg is a lot. You are still doing better than most people. >>219683835Yes lol, same vibe as picrel.He looked like he was scared to take a bite. I've read that the CEO of pepsi doesn't allow his kids to drink their products. I'm kind of a hypochondriac about that stuff so I also don't touch it. I've abused my body enough so I don't need that stuff on top of that.
>>219684001sourcce of this drawing? what's the event
>>219684100When this youtuber went to Mineapolis to uncover the fraud the mayor went to do some propaganda of his own trying some Somali food. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iQXFcb1j4Fk
>>219684302ah i think i saw a picture of the event yeahthx
>>219684332He is chewing a lot and fiddling with his food but doesn't swallow. Truly humiliating or both parties. I bet they have a tastier dish than whatever this is.
huh
>>219683878And how many playthroughs does that make so far, Mr. Judgy Shoes?
>>219684576Catnigga approved image.>>219684001>You are still doing better than most people.By no means are my lifts impressive (yet). It's just that the average gymgoer can't be assed to reach failure as most of them (at least where I go to the gym) only reach minor discomfort.>I've read that the CEO of pepsi doesn't allow his kids to drink their productsBased actually imho.I really rarely drink soft drinks desu. I maybe drank half a litre of cola in total last year. For me it's water and 100% fruit juices. I should also stop eating other slop though, like chocolates, frozen pizzas, and chips.
Does this photo have a lot of AI?
>>219685059>(yet)based>It's just that the average gymgoer can't be assed to reach failure as most of them (at least where I go to the gym) only reach minor discomfort.Maybe some people are there for moderate exercise. >Based actually imho.I guess but it's very hypocritical and tells you all you need to know how bad it is. >For me it's water and 100% fruit juicesI've read that it's better to eat the whole fruit because the juices don't contain fiber which counteracts all the sugar in the juice. >I should also stop eating other slop though, like chocolates, frozen pizzas, and chips.You will feel much better and probably be better in the gym.
>>219684706>Mr. Judgy ShoesI wasn't being judgemental, in fact I envy you!five playthroughs in a row... I wish I still had that kind of free time like I did when I too was unemployed and a net drain to society
Im gonna eat dinner then go to bed and watch moist resident evil requiem playthrough
>>219685357GD and Legend are late game paths, so it's only three playthroughs.Also, if you make less than €80k euros per year, you are also a net drain on society.>>219684576What's not to get?
This game won the best board game award this year, wonder if it's good
Won a game and had a comfy hot cocoa after ending the cagie sesh for today.Vgh...>>219685254>I guess but it's very hypocritical and tells you all you need to know how bad it is.Desu I don't think it's hypocritical so to say. Noone is forcing consoomers to buy pepsi. Well, outside of Mexico ig cuz afaik bottled water is more expensive than coca cola in some places.>some people are there for moderate exercise. Sure, but they act all surprised when I lift more than them. Like bruh, all you had to do was not stop at discomfort.>I've read that it's better to eat the whole fruit because the juices don't contain fiber which counteracts all the sugar in the juice. Yeah, eating fruit is much better. But if I want to drink some juice, which I eventually will want to drink anyway, I'd much rather have some fruit juice or some hot cocoa rather than soft drinks. >You will feel much better and probably be better in the gym.I don't know about feeling much better as I doubt eating fruits instead of sloppa would help with my depression, but a cleaner diet would definitely help in the gym.>>219685488>Alessandro Zucchinipepelaugh.jpg
>>219686257>I don't know about feeling much better as I doubt eating fruits instead of sloppa would help with my depression, but a cleaner diet would definitely help in the gym.No, I meant not eating the sloppa packaged sacks and sweets. Cleaner diet will definitely help with depression I can say that from personal experience, also with anxiety and general mood through the day.
>>219682056ayoo>>219682767>boomasloplisten here you little shit, respect the beans
>>219686549>respect the beansNever.
Golem is mad
>>219687308Spain is based unlike us always bootlicking orange man and Israel
>>219686867>he doesn't enjoy a nice plate of dobradangmi
https://youtu.be/lWvgmyb-jvk?si=BPdc_a2_vIqkwfQe
>>219687308You goys are literally ruled by retarded commies who want to replace and genocide you
>>219687308absolutely ZOGged
>>219687379Do you get all your news from /pol/?
>>219687637Oh so you are one of those "people"
At least CPUs are relatively cheap
>>219687379Verissimo.
giwtwm
>>219687334You eat dobrada too? And you are correct, I dislike it.
>>219687379A broken clock still gives the correct time twice in a day.
>>219688028we call it dobradinha here, but of course I do
Why are they like this, sisters?
>>219688146you know why, don't come up with yiddish trickskrauts are absolutely demoralized and ZOGed (second only to burgers themselves)
Good night, sisters.
>>219688297good night and sweet dreams, magyar
>>219685459>€80kmillionaire ass salary, I wish
>>219688146because they're basedthe more asspain suffers, the better
>>219688146also>googled itanother magyanon gemmie
>>219687379that’s post-franco shame combined with eternal friegaplatos mentality, both of which are mental illnesses very common amongst leftoids in spain. the former makes them reject anything spanish and the latter makes them see any unskilled foreigner as a brother. the logic goes as follows: because spain was a fascist country (it wasn’t) where it was impossible to live a happy life (it wasn’t) and franco was an evil man (he was) that loved spain (he didn’t), everything spanish is automatically inferior, including spaniards. moreover, because we exported so many unskilled workers in the past (most of which came back), we cannot reject unskilled immigrants (they will stay) nowadays because that would make us hypocrites o algo. the retardation of our left has therefore nothing to do with ZOG directives, even if it aligns with them sometimes.
Patetico almost threw the 4-0 lead against Varca, glad these fuckers are out of the Copa del Rey
