Windsor Great Walk edition
at the cinemacleaning up the beanssneaking some into my pocket for when i get home
working all weekend at my wanking job
>>219684114Nice things not allowed
wow it actually was the new for once
Let’s be fair, lostprophets had some banging tunes
So how would someone go about getting in contact with ex-pat lads in Thailand? To help show you the ropes out there
no cinema is employing overnight cleaners because they'd need other staff there at night. they go in first thing since no films are on until about 10. what a boring larp
rorke contacting the embassy in thailand for shagging advice
>Grand AyatollahStayed in one of those in Florida once, lovely facilities
>>219684114What's the speed limit here?
kino on the menu
>This is the year which holds the writer: the thirty fifth year of the reign of the glorious and invincible Henry, king of the English. The sixty-ninth year from the arrival in England, in our time, of the supreme Norman race. The 703rd year from the coming of the English into England. The 2,265th year from the coming of the Britons to settle in the same island. The 5,317th year from the beginning of the world. The year of grace 1135.>This, then, is the year from which the writer of the History wished his age to be reckoned by posterity... this computation will show what point in Time we have reached. Already one millennium has passed since the Lord's incarnation. We are leading our lives, or - to put it more accurately - we are holding back death, in what is the 135th year of the second millennium.>Now I speak to you who will be living in the third millennium, around the 135th year (2135 AD). Consider us, who at this moment seem to be renowned, because, miserable creatures, we think highly of ourselves. Reflect, I say, on what has become of us. Tell me, I pray, what gain has it been to us to have been great or famous? We had no fame at all, except in God. For if we are famed now in Him, we shall still be famed in your time, as lords of heaven and earth, worthy of praise with our Lord God, by the thousands of thousands who are in the heavens. I, who will already be dust by your time, have made mention of you in this book, so long before you are to be born, so that if - as my soul strongly desires - it shall come about that this book comes into your hands, I beg you, in the incomprehensible mercy of God, to pray for me, poor wretch. In the same way, may those who will walk with God in the fourth and fifth millennia pray and petition for you, if indeed mortal man survives so long.
I don't wank any more these days, grown too old for it. Still piss though
>tydon fury
Been listening to The Devil Wears Prada, Asking Alexandria, Black Veil Brides, etc to feel nostalgic, but it's actually made me kind of depressed.
>>219684166more like lost profits that scandal and subsequent break up of the band
>>219684168wait a second, you're escortmong aren't you
Done it ladsWent and bought a litter picker, going to clean up my local area because there's shit everywhereDoing the council's job >FOR FREE
>>219684203cba anymore me. too much hassle and feel dirty after
Standing on the rooftopsEverybody sing your heart out!!
>>219684173you can, however, get paid 25k a year to clean trains on the night shift
No one had a slice of the cake my gfberg made for the new World of Warcraft expansion :(
remember when toby killed that swan
if the ayotollah can't have it no one can
>>219684225good ladoften see little runts like you out at the weekend cleaning up my local area and I appreciate the job you do (for free)
>>219684168wait a second, you’re crab people aren’t you
Onion rings. Very very lush.
weyoun sex arse
>>219684242sounds comfy where do I apply
>>219684203i dont for a long time then have a bit of crazed goon sesh usually when im trying to sleep
anyone named sam in x
>>219684220>>219684278I just want to go out there and have a good time
>Welsh nationalismSafe edgy
Ayatollah? I hardly know 'er!
>>219684314n-no...
>>219684252lol
>>219684322Safe my g
>>219684341WOOO
>>219684275no need to call him a little runt was there
>>219684287northern
*violently rattles the bars from inside the runt cage*WHOOOOOOOOOHEEEEE JANNY COOKING 'IM GOOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAT ONE CRISPY TRIPFREAK
I work the night shift at a petrol station
must have hundreds of images of that one same tranny filtered
>>219684275
Cat tore a hole in a top I really liked
giggling
somewhere within pi could exist a video of me twerking my nigga arse represented in binarydo NOT find it and post it please
>>219684294Bet it's some nonsense about it being 'inclusive'
>>219684359comfy
>>219684364once saw someone using pictures of her on a dating sitedunno why you'd catfish as a trannard
>>219684225The amount of litter around is mental.
When you come across a band or musician you like, do you buy their music to support them, or do you just listen to them on Spotify/YouTube/etc which pays them very little, if anything?
>>219684384he's a one man crime wave
>>219684404troons are such an gross pervasion of nature, dont think anyone more than 50 years ago could have dreamt up such eldritchian horrors
okay but that one is quite peng except for the fact she's so tallliterally taller than me which is frankly ridiculous
Can we organise a boys' trip to Thailand or the Phillipines?
>>219684426If I really like them, I go to a gig of theirs. That's my way of supporting them, plus it's good experience for me.
>>219684426Bands make the most money from live shows. You show most support by going to those.
>>219684384>>>/an/4603522
>>219684453;
>>219684336sure?
>>219684294>>219684407The Spectator is owned by some rich cunt who is using his media outlets to push his personal viewpoints. He also co-owns GB News for the same reason.
>>219684476good thread that oneutterly deranged stuff but quite funny anyway
Thinking about cocks...and cum.
>>219684426I like to buy, I've been buying physical albums since I was 9-10. But also have Terabytes of music that I've "stolen"
>>219684426I buy the vinyl of albums I really like. would be nice to go to gigs to show support but I'm autistic and hate crowds
>>219684420I live in a nice area as well but some people obviously don't give a fuckThere's a row of houses on the way to my gym and their front gardens are full of it, don't understand how all 5 or 6 families living there can't be arsed to step outside their front door and pick it up, looks a state. Looked at it on street view from 2014 and they look nice, even got some flowerbeds. Some council scum must have moved in
>>219684333>>219684404g to the R I M
*starts gay pornily shadowboxing*
It's not lost on me that Spaino has been on a months long meltdown since Trent left Liverpool
>>219684426i scrape the oggs from spotify so i can listen to them for free forever actually
>>219684426Go to gigs and buy t-shirts.
>>219684519Nice, I had to sell my 1210mk2's years ago cause I needed the money and I regret it deeply. But I'm gonna buy new ones soon.
can't stop crying x
>>219684407It’s snot>>219684501But GB news would have the opposite opinion on welsh nationalism so idgi
Maybe this is too binary of me, but I really do think there's just Good and Bad people in this world.If you litter, for example, you are a Bad Person. There's no two ways about it. It's just not something a Good Person would do. Nothing can redeem you. You are a Bad Person.
right well i've just soiled myself
all the musicians i like are dead
>>219684426got all the weezer albums on vinyl because i was obsessed with them when i was like 16
gaiusporniuscaesar
>>219684426I dont care about how much money they make at all. Never heard of band that disbanded because they didnt get paid enough. So I'll happily pirate all their music without regrets
>>219684587yes mate you have serious autism you've been seething with rage at an escort for months posting daily about how she should be killed
girls wear skirts to make their fannies easier to access with your penis so why then do they act offended when i offer to have sex with them
>>219684426no, but I reject spotify because I don't like the idea of paying middlemen more than the musicians get from my meagre contribution
it’s okay to litter banana peels I do it everyday when I drive to work just lob it out the window. It’s cool because it feels like littering but actually it’s not
>>219684426buy their album off itunes
>>219684661it also causes a hilarious incident with a clown or a clown like character later on
>>219684661so you're the reason i keep slipping over
>>219684598*nodding sagely*pop smoke, xxxtentacion, young dolph, juice WRLD...
Why do people from Liverpool don't consider themselves part of the rest of the England? What happens there?
>>219684654Spotify sounds like shit if you don't pay premium and even then.
David lunch lol
>>219684661it's still littering you buffoon>>219684691this was a good post though
in my day, pornstars were better
>>219684709cos they have funny accents and an unwarranted sense of self importance>what happens theresame as in the rest of the UK
Why did Mousey kill that swan? What was his motive?
>>219684661i do this with apple core. its only littering if i did it in the same spot everyday because that would be creating a too large of a pile quicker than they can decompose
rape nigger roaring
>>219684598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jRKsiAOAA8Come, let's watch the rain as it's falling down
>>219684701egp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzPE__OY5V4
>>219684733whats she so excited for
>>219684559PM me x
>>219684755why is she flexing on that baby so hard
Grok isn't letting me generate pictures of women in bikinis any moreWhat's a good image generation site to visualise women in bikinis with
Zuck's new $170mil home. Peng.
>>219684794because she's a stupid bitch
>>219684661Mariokartpilled
>>219684802are there not enough whores online already?
>>219684755went ice skating once and fell over more than 50 times
>>219684805Deano's got a lob on
>>219684755was expecting muscle memory to kick in as she throws her leg up in the hair and decapitates the child
bumming an arse
>>219684805Would love to do cocaine there
>>219684136My theory with this night cinema cleaning job is the place will have to be cleaned before the final showing, which I'll hopefully miss with an 11pm start. So the scrotes will have hopefully been and gone>>219684173Thats what the advert says. If they got it wrong it means they got it wrong twice. Once by saying 11pm when it should've been 11am and twice by saying 4am when it should've been 4pmAlso what do you think night cleaners are? They're given key holder responsibilities.
>>219684766wasn't even funny
I like some masculine traits in girls. hairy armpits, big calves, for example, albeit with very fair skin, big doe eyes, wavy hair, etc
Don't cook onion rings properly as I like them soft and not crunchy
>>219684587I think stupid people with weak moral compasses (redditors especially) are too eager to divide the world into "good people" and "bad people", instead of "good actions" and "bad actions". It's a lot harder for people to think through their actions and the actions of others than to smugly posture about who's good and bad inherently.Littering is a steelman example, it's inherently a bad action, and not one you can really justify in any meaningful moral frameworks.
>>219684884the shop is insured for this exact thing so it's a victimless crime
>>219684884And I bet you complain about 'biomass' doing the same things
Sir Reinhard von LohengrammSir Siegfried KircheisSir Oskar von ReuenthalSir Wolfgang MittermeyerSir Paul von ObersteinSir Neidhart MullerSir Fritz Josef BittenfeldSir Ernest MecklingerSir Ernst von EisenachSir Cornelius LutzSir August Samuel WahlenSir Ulrich KesslerSir Karl Robert Steinmetz
>>219684879fuck off shebahn you boring she-cunt
>>219684805absolutely soulless
>>219684884Mousey?
>>219684884Laughed
>>219684944what about your willy ha
>>219684946>>219684938is this a bug
London is so much more peng than Edinburgh that it's unreal. Its architecture and history and heritage are much more varied too. Madness to think some 'people' prefer the latter city.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_London
>>219684661Nietzsche speaks about this
>>219684895Those aren't traits they're physical attributes
He is forgotten
>>219684950What colors your Bugatti?
>>219684921what's the difference between saying Bad People and Bad People who do Bad Actions, it's implied
>>219684970how many times are you going to post this
>>219684978fuck off sheldon cooper
>>219684968No just an extremely ugly man
pick up a chocolate bar to eat as you shop. tear off the barcode to take to the checkout, drop the rest of the packaging on the floor
>>219684661You realise birdberg has gulleted that before it even has chance to hit the floor, right?
>>219684986Remember the 80s?
>>219684868In fact it actually says>11pm night to 4amso no confusion there.probably have to hose the seats down or something and it takes ages to dry out
>>219684994who cares?the leather is ruined from your mom's pussy juices
>Banana peels generally take between 2 weeks to 2 years to decompose, depending heavily on environmental conditions. In warm, moist, and microbe-rich garden soil, they can decompose in a few weeks, but in cold, dry, or high-altitude environments (like mountains), they can persist for 6 months to 2 yearsLitter? Oh, you mean that dry old lump of banana? Don't worry, it'll be gone in a fortnight
what's a good 125cc bike
Why do retail parks and other such places get so dirty and grubby, particularly the signage and awnings. Surely it can't be that expensive to get a bloke to jetwash it every 6 months
>>219685074Clearly nonwhite ownership. No shame.
>>219685074collective action problemno business wants to clean everything up themselves and the landlord doesnt have to
why are people like this
>>219684970variety is shite. for instance the modern half of that looks like a bunch of cartoon silly nonsense. other than that it's the same sort of georgian windows and brick buildings which is still just post war. there are very few example of proper place specific historic buildings in london. the weird cottages down in the parts where the pearly kings wanderedinburgh easily has the oldest most intact medeival town. that's what most people go mad for because of the jk rowling connection
>>219685040looks like Mutya
>>219685135s
>>219684986saw him doing a poo on the floor outside spoons bristol
>>219685146>edinburgh easily has the oldest most intact medeival townlmao
>>219684970the walkie talkie existing makes london lose instantly
Shrewsbury is the best town in the UK let's be honest
>>219685074at the planning stage council is usually too concerned with scaring them off with red tape to bother putting any requirements in like providing bins or paths
>>219685000>what's the differenceThe difference is whatever you want to imply. Stupid people aren't aware of distinctions, so the more they go on about "bad people", the more they lose the mental bandwith to evaluate actions. "He was a good boy he dindu nuffin", "he beats me because he loves me", that type of logic.The other side of the coin is witch hunt hatedom slop. "I can't believe I'm agreeing with a bad person".
>>219685074Can't stand how dirty this country is. Why does everyone litter and let everything rot
that's a lot of deleted posts
>>219685209quite literally not an argument
leading a spiritual and physical life of a man that spent 10 years in a coma
right well him who just got nuked was a bit of a freak
>[Deleted]What was it?
had a dream where I fucked my own mother
Whose gf earns more than them?*raises hand*
>>219685135might start doing this with a random minor celebrity. i'm thinking anne-marie minhall
drumpf is a comedy genius
>>219685244When I went to Poland last year everything was so nice and clean. Made this country seem even worse somehow.
got the hentai playing
>>219685074https://www.cygniamaintenance.com/services/retail-parks-signage-maintenance/who can be arsed
leftypol going to center parcsrorke going to butlins
>there are 18 year old muslim males who get to rape big titty jewish succubi and die as a hero in a blood and soil warit’s not fucking fair
>>219685329illegal over here
Babylon too rough ya
>>219685303we earn the same amount (zero (she doesn't exist))
You ever notice how much of a car-dependent country we are despite being a tiny island? How did those retail parks even take off in the first place.
Reds on tonight lads
>>219685244Everyone is fucking lazy. Everyone celebrates anti-intellectualism. Everyone blames everyone else.
>>219685377No there aren't
love that back in UK feeling and everything being so so grim and shit that only goes away once you are back in you house
>>219685377you could convert and go fight for them and they'd accept you and call you Al-Amirikani but you're too much of a pussy to do that
Who ITT owns a car and drives it every day
these bloody retail parks doing my fucking nut
>>219685453i own a car but i drive it twice a week or soto go to the shop
go outside and look at the moo now!
>>219685453not me, have a work van you see
Much to think about.
if you own a helicopter do you need to tell someone when you fly it about like air traffic control or something? or can you just fly to the shops
>>219685393why design an old building in a run down area when you can just wait until the government expands a motorway and opens up new prime virgin land. you can just pretend you were never going to build on anything else and politicians fall for it because the alternative is 'entering negotiations' which to an uneducated electorate looks like hemming and hawing
>>219685520omg same
anyone want to come to the anglofuturist pub thign with me x
>>219685453Not anymore, I hate driving because everyone has a car now and our city has is not suitable for so many vehicles. I live 10 mins walk from work though.
>>219685554where is it
>>219685547x
>>219685453me
>>219685572at the pub
>>219685554what is it
>>219685590whats that
>>219685572london somewhere
>>219685554when is it
Boomers will complain about retail parks and yearn for the glory days of the high street but will then bang on about 15 minutes city conspiracies
>>219685554why’s Elon Musk there
>>219685609where is it
>>219685591>>219685615https://palendr.com/plan/80b7tg5t11 march
Damnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cV6pnvCVM4
>>219685609whats that
>>219685508can't see it yet mate
I'm forced to pay for gay porn because mainstream gay porn is rubbish. The abundance of straight porn makes it easy to view for free however
>>219685648fuck the old away
>>219685648I've been to amoeba music. Why didn't they ask about my bag?
>>219685678>what's in my old bag>>219685684really? is there one in the UK or you went to the US?
>>219685671you'd think gays would be better at sexy mood lighting but often not
need...... booze.........
>>219685723been to the main one in LA yeah
>managerberg tried messaging me about work at 6pmfucking freak. just ignored him
Iranian icmb aimed right at my ballbags
>>219685671not true all good straight porn is being slowly locked behind onlyfans and other bullshit subscription websites and the only stuff that's left on free sites is gambling-site sponsored rubbish or made by russians (I am currently boycotting all russian-made porn due to the invasion of Ukraine)
>>219685762I'm jelly, what did you buy?
nice bottoms
i'm feeling extremely fucking depressed
>>219685648that's weird i always assumed she was black
>>219685784where
>>219685745well then that's deano absolutely demolished by a ballistic missle.
>>219685775intercontinental mallistic bissile
>>21968561815 minute cities are fact and control I want no part of it
>>219685781Couple vinyls x
>>219685795Get some sun and fresh air.
>>219685745howl
>>219685803I always assumed she was sexy by the sound of her voice>>219685841Nice, what albums if I may ask
Need a Scottish Tourette's gfhttps://youtu.be/sQ0XJciN6J0
>>219685834>Oh no no no no everything I need in a convenient distance for me nooooo I want to drive 35 minutes to get milk pleaaaase
>>219685897the downside of this is that there will always be a paki at most 15 minutes away from you
Has bus 25 passed yet or noh?
"Super" Tuesday
>>219685618Aww so close! It's Rorke who does that.
>>219685834there's no control about it. it's the convenience of the bodega in NYC
Reply to this post if your proud of the Union Jack and don’t care what the wokes and radical islamists think..!
15 minute cities which is just vape shops and phone repairs in the white suburbs
>>219685891don't think they should be allowed to drive, what if she gets a tic and suddently turns the steering wheel into oncoming traffic
>>219685891she's lovely
>>219685951based
Business idea: no government and no non whites
why is my google black it used to be white
I live like a 3-minute walk from a 24-hour supermarket. It's bad because I go in there every day and eat A LOT of cakes and sweets (candies)
>>219685992who will bring us McDonald's?
>>219685968Imagine cutting down all your amazing forests lol
Business idea: supermassive government and the worlds entire crop of non whites
Got tickets to Download
>>219685992mental how this was the founding idea of the United States
>>219686020the poles
>>219686008What kind of candies do you like?
>>219685941>>there's no control about it.they literally block roads it's total control down with LTNs down with ULEZ or whatever the fake environment control law is in where you live down with 15 minute cities abolish it all
>>219685968>BBCWill they eventually need to change their name because of the association with big black cock?
why are so many people on this website obsessed with black men it's not normal at all
>>219686025My condolences.
>>219685958There's a video where she keeps smacking the rear mirrorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnbS9OAsfH8
>>219686025what are you downloading?
>>219686022mental how this was the founding idea of the leftypol states
>>219686021Yeah I cry for the British rainforests
>>219686083a bear
is this a free place for a free manis this a free place for a free manis this a free place for a free manis this a free place for a free manis this a free place for a free man
>>219686083Metal and Jack Daniel's.
>>219686067>>219686070scream
enjoying listening to some musicx
Rubbing chilli peppers all over my bellend
I love a good boomer scaremongering story in the evening
>>219686082Imagine the things she yells during a shag, this would be fun
>>219686067>>219686070Oh my dayssss
get the peng black men posted
noticing more and more zoomers at gigsmust be coming out of their covid shelli remember when i was in my 20s and looking at the old buggers at the gigs and thinking what losers they werewell now the old bugger is me
>>219686070severe, untreated mental illness
>>219686067>>219686070it not right
How do you go from this
>>219686160good post
>>219686159shut it you moronic jewish communist faggot
>>219686029and now you're in a murder suicide pact with israel
>>219686155stopped going about 10 years ago, didn't want to be that old cunt standing there alone being bald
>>219686185moronic libertarian detected
australia's greatest invention
>>219686211your jewish
>>219686208sc
>>219686061everything bro everything.i'm really into cakes and biscuits too. yesterday i tried a new jaffa cake flavour called cosmic berry. it tasted really good, the flavour reminded me of cadbury's mini rolls.today i've eaten 1kg of cherry bakewell cake.
You can go to gigs at any age, as long as you're wearing jeans and a leather jacket
>>219686202well im not bald so thank God for that
>>219686221imagine how pwoerful that engine must be
A walk around the grounds of the London England LDS Temple on a summer's day.
>>219686227>saving america is jewish
thank Magic Sky Daddy for that
>>219686233>jeans and a leather jacketembrace dark academia
WAYS OUR MOTHERS APPRECIATE
>>219686233Correct, last summer we met a 50 something couple at a festivals and they came to drink with us after the concert.
mad how we're gonna have British nuclear weapons in Sweden/Finland and French nuclear weapons in Poland/Romania
cosmic berry is way nicer than all the other jaffa cake flavours (there are about six others including lemon and lime, cola, hot honey and yuzu lemon)I'm a big fan of mini rolls and they remind me of those
>>219686261ffs leftypol
poo and bum, thoughts?
>>219686296how is that mad?
>>219686260ask one of them out for a coffee
I'm CEO of the ROC
>>219686296Britain should leave NATO
>>219686260my mate's family was part of the reunification church, or moonie religion as it's more commonly known. he told me about some of their weird practises.
>>219686324mormons dont drink coffee
eating pizza in bed
>>219686371practices* i mean
>>219686363you should leave your smelly bedroom
>>219686319none actually
niggers
>>219686410DONE HIM
my moonie mate's parents met on the day they got married. they get randomly assigned a marriage partner by the church leader during these mass wedding ceremoniesgoogle 'reunification church wedding'
>>219600136>>219600136
>>219686410vanquished that foul beast
>>219686461did you ever
rorke get off your chubby arse and make the fucking new
>>219686459>>219686459>>219686459
For fuck's sake you english bastards
>>219610311>>219610311>>219610311
