https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUKRb3OHHgedition
>>219689559Good thread tbf gingerpaedoGood image
careful, lad..
>>219688749>>219688766>>219688974
>>219689581owned
just got banned from /mu/ for off topic discussion while the person i was responding to has not been bannedwhy does this happen?
>>219689581such a shame she never showed tits in her prime
>>219689580RENT FREEENTFREE
>>219689580
>>219689581Rorke: A mere humiliation ritual, nothing more.
Why don’t they just use condoms?
something for you incels to consider
>>219689582>>219689582>>219689582non-raped, non-paedo thread
How did instagram go from being one of the most normie platforms to one where the comments are just full of the most heinous shit now?
>>219689618any OF leaks of her?
still not talking to me
>>219689625sc
>>219689649>her
pink pantheress year 10 skirt
>>219689639maaaate
>>219689635prep is more reliable
>>219689646what heinous shit? if its not asking all the instagram thots to poo on them, it's not heinous enough
There were 8 Bonnie Blues registered in the YooKay last year
>>219689661made this my tinder pic and woke up to 1000 likes
>>219689639
dont know what TR means
>>219689718the raped
>>219689635they want other people to pay for their lifestyle
>>219689698>YooKaypiss off racist prat
>>219689639doesn't apply to me as i've never approached a woman
>>219689645gingerpaedo isn’t even too bad, its that fake roadman weirdo who keeps spamming AI pictures and ziedy who are absolute wank
>>219689721bitch can't even stop herself smiling. Make the video again and properly this time
>>219689721
>>219689675Condoms are incredible reliable. You have to have bum sex with an aids man about 2000 times before you get it and even at the rates the gays do it, condoms reduce the risk to virtually zero.I still don’t understand how Freddie Mercury and George Michael ended up dead
>>219689635doesn't feel as nice
still chuckling at a post a lad made yesternight haha
>>219689698has to be nonces right
>>219689741agreed. lets look for another video. go on then...
I have a real problem with the way DM write headlines I swear they do it on purpose to keep you on the site longer
>>219689649nodon't request leaked content
>>219689725Is it the racism you have a problem with or the fact that I’m a prat?
>>219689757gimmick works better when you post a new creation each timefeels even more staid when you repost the same one lad ngl
>>219689639>running past park bench>"SIZE OF HER FUCKING FOREHEAD"
the images are of actual children now
>>219689752Prep is more reliable than condoms
well what did they think would happen
i'm going to do itdon't try to stop mei'm doing iti'm putting the heating on
>>219689794always have beenhe's not called heatherpaedo for nothing mate
genuinely can't believe i'm still in the doghousei said sorry
>>219689768>policeman took selfies while on dutyThat's all you need to know, and it's not news
>>219689768yes mate that's what every website does
>>219689718Turkyiv
>>219689747sc
stop raping, sir
>>219689718Tuerto Rico
>>219689808going to need a bigger and better gesture then thatmay i suggest shagging her up the arse?
>>219689836he was a good man
>>219689808what did you do
>>219689836suddenly died
corrr might get a tent box me x
The hairs are falling outMy hair is thinning
>>219689836he got saline
Gumbercules? I love that guy!
>>219689781how long until Bob Vylan raps about him being a hero
>>219689752not bent but condoms are actually crap. hate the bastard things.
>>219689865yeah that's what they do
juno jumped in front of my nano and then got mad at menot my fault is itbitch
odds coffee evens old fashioned
Pokémon firered/leafgreen worth playing? Just seen they’re on switch now
>>219689839would if I could!>>219689845called them boring
>>219689865still time to poison your body and fuck up your hormones, risking erectile dysfunction, brainfog, anhedonia and literal tits.
>>219689649look on coomer.party and simpcity.cr if you want leaks of anyone btw
its over rorke. you're finished
>>219689865I'm nearly 36 and still haven't gone past a Norwood 2, reckon I'm in the clear
>>219689900I'm not going to take anythingI am going to accept my hairs falling out like I accept the leaves falling from the trees in Autumn
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/nikocadoavocado?o=250
>>219689908heh... i haven't even begun...*tries to do a backflip*
Just took a big stinky scouser on the loo
>new gfberg wants to watch this with me>1155 episodesI should beat her for such insolenceAstagfirullahShe must be mad
>>219689882Proper weird behavior how people care about the opinions of foreigners abroad (or strangers in general)>they're laughing at us>they think we're bad touristsliterally who fucking cares, you absolute wetwipe
>>219689897>themwhy not just say heare you really that ashamed
>>219689928shant be clicking that
>>219689877Bob Vylan fucks your mum
>>219689938they're a they/themis that a problem?
>>219689964You should be in a padded cell
>>219689937Irish people are thick
>>219689964lil pepperninnies
>>219689932>Wolvesbloody hell what happened there!
>>219689967ok but are they a boy or a girl
>>219689967>they're a they/themcorr
>>219689996beautiful girl>>219690000you know
>>219689996theys are overwhelmingly women with shit haircuts like >>219690000
>>219689982kekI still remember the only time someone referenced this lad irl conversation and I asked if they'd seen his onlyfans, they didn't believe me he had one.. still like to think they went home and googled it x
>>219689886
If AI didn't exist heathermong would have long been out of business
>>219689882Why would Australians hate us?
>>219689982grimmers
>>219690037MUMMY
who set the tranny spammer off
>>219690040why are the irish so desperate to be liked? why can't they just be content as a small and irrelevant island doing their own thing, like icelanders or the maltese?
>>219690073get on the 'govy asap
>>219690043drinking vessel usually intended for hot drinks such as coffee, hot chocolate, or tea
Man I’m feeling like a rockstar
it loometh and I be not happy
>>219690085fuck off back to /britfeel/
Crush all boomers
>>219690037I don’t get why didn’t just throw the dog in the canal
suck mummy's finger?
>>219690043Genuinely a beautiful lady. Would take her to a local gastropub for steak pie and chips with a pint of Timothy Taylor's Landlord
>>219690079mug?
>>219690097>>219690110
>>219690099based boomers saving us from left wing imbeciles
>>219690099Boomers are like 90% of the white populationkill them and all you'll have left are browns and leftist freaks
any interdenominational hangover man in
>>219689930*watches as you land badly on your neck and start spasming on the floor, then turns back to the conversation I was having with another anon*
>>219690128
fuck sake are you gonna talk to me or not i'm sorry
>>219689934It gets pretty good around Marineford that's season 14 If you want to date a zoomer nerd slag you are going to have to watch a lot of anime and know about a lot of weird porn
>>219690037I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
>>219690145hhhhh.... hnnnn.... HNNnnuuuunnnnngh...
any properly stupid lads in the threadsurely im in good company here
open borders for pissrael
>>219690177PARANOIA, PARANOIAEVERYBODY'S COMING TO GET ME
*points at gay porn*that built britain rorke
Could I be Prime Minister? Yes I believe I could. But id probably prefer one of the great offices of state. PM is a bit too high profile. Not Foreign. I don't care for travel. Nor the Chancellor. It seems a bit boring, a glorified accountant really.Which leaves Home Office. Yes I think i'd be quite good at being Home Secretary. Right up my alley now I consider it. Be a dear /brit/ and let Sir Keir know.
>Can I help you?
>>219690196yeah meshit at mental maths and only learned to tell time on an analogue clock when i was 18get confused and annoyed easily
>>219690235whats happening on monday
>>219690242we need to revive the post of postmaster general
>>219690099Labour losing the youth vote lol well done keir
out pakibashing
>>219690245the fittest one was that eastern euro bird
>>219690250>get confused and annoyed easilyhaha me as wellalmost everything everyone says and everything I read displeases and agitates me
Where are my welsh nonce Chad's at?https://youtu.be/z4NoCUJ_BP0?si=P-4zwPfZJD3yFg88
>>219690245>waited until she was done shagging other people before he made his move years laterjust like his real life
>>219690278maybe go on a mini break
>>219690284Quite grim isn't it
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>>219690250*waves a red shirt infront of you*
>>219690227whys he blind
>>219690254Postmaster General would be a good role. When Sir Keir puts me in the Home Office i'll be sure to pass on the suggestion and be happy to recommend you for it lad.
>>219690319thanks lad x
Experiencing interruptions?
>>219690307
I'm the postmaster general of /brit/
mongmeister general
>>219690312
>Experiencing interrup-BADABADADADABADUMDADOODADOODAWhat were you saying?
I'm reading the news. Still don't really understand what Iran did wrong? US bombed them out of the blue... like, of course they're going to retaliate? Am I missing something?
i'm fat and bald and colourblind and i can't swim
put ur bed up on my grave so we can fuck 4 all time
>>219690362>Am I missing something?jews
I Can`tBelieve ..Danny Vs. FoodwasKickedOutby Harvester !!into theRain !!
might actually kill myself
Wish people would go easier on pedos, one of my mates is a pedo and he gets dogs abuse
>>219690362Israel made them. That's all.
Elden Ring was an incredible video game
>>219690394ktim
>>219690368>fatstop eating like a pig>baldwear a wigfixed two of your problems mate
>i'm fat and bald and colourblind and i can't swim
>>219690394>>219690408Whats wrong lads
>>219690394it'll be okaywhat's wrong
>>219690420actually i was ginger before i went bald>>219690413i am also poor and stupid
>>219690410post the pub webm
>>219690397Bizarre post
>>219690362american conservatives are still salty about the (totally justified) embassy hostage taking
I miss news like this
we-we interrupt thi-this programme
>>219690362>Am I missing something?https://copilot.microsoft.com/
Are any of you chaps interested in the Ancestral Puebloans?
i dont get it
>>219690394>>219690408The demons shall not defeat us
>>219690457Yep. Cats are shit
>>219690453how was it justified to go into another country’s embassy and imprison their diplomats
>>219690394>>219690408it will be okay x
need a deano.mp4 in the thread for the sad lads
>>219690466Often wonder what life was like for a Native American tribesman
>>219690476dickhead
>>219690510i'm sorry 4 being mean to ui hope u can forgive meu know i care about upls respond
Got kebabs (multiple) comingGet. The. Fuck. In.
>>219690410kill
>>219690485>to go into another country’s embassythe embassy was recognized by an illegitimate, foreign imposed govt>imprison their diplomats>oh no not the heckin spyarinoes!!!
>>219690368pick a struggle nigga
>>219690530different types of kebabs or the same kind of kebab cooked at different takeaways?
>>219690560you’re retarded
>>219690530you are going to be so fat tomorrow
>>219690564Different types
>>219690530Fat beast
>Paul Mescal says “fuck cats” as Jessie Buckley agrees, saying that she doesn't like cats and that she won when she gave her husband an ultimatum to get rid of his two cats while they were dating
>>219690506Shove a boomerang up your arse and you'll get the idea
>>219690575>>219690587Think of my big fat farty belly xx
>>219690457lol she done a number on catberg
>>219690457vile slag
>>219690595some irish actress was gloating on patrick kielty's show because a fillum about england's greatest author starred two irish leads.Idque apud imperitos humanitas vocabatur, cum pars servitutis esset
want to kill myself so baddon't want to fucking move house but i'm being fucking forced to
>>219690630and death is better than that yeah?
peep show mummy episode followed by the wedding episode absolute pinnacle of comedy
>>219690639i'm extremely dramatic so at the moment, yes
mental to me how people have casual sex
Westering home and a song in the airA light in the eye and it's goodbye to careLaughter o' love and a welcoming thereIsle o' my heart, my ain one
>>219690429>>219690474>>219690492<3
>>219690352guess thats why they call it the bullring
>>219690362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0aD6QLTxQ
i don't want to fucking move outi've lived here for ages
The only weird thing about being in the trades is that Asian women and latinas are attracted to me even though I smell like grease and sweat
>>219690735fucking roaring
>>219690735Insanely cringe generation
>>219690735
>>219690735why do they make LLMs write like this
Anne... c'est moi... Brad Pitt...
Imagine actually talking to LLMsGet some real mates
>>219690735>>219690755https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuFwIhKLsXM
having some beers memakes me feel a bit less depressed that I have to leave my smelly childhood bedroom! x
>>219690764screaming
and the latest from punch the monkey?
>>219690776genuinely looks like half the white men in east london and essexvery cockney phenotype, quite unlike us handsome chaps in yorkshire
>>219690764HOWLING
might go to sleep in my work clothes so I can get up later
>>219690793Having a couple myself
>>219690793on the doom bar myself, bit sad that it's about to disappear from shelves
ISRAEL JUST INVADED WALES
>>219690814why not just go and sleep in the car park
>>219690766>Get some real matesa plea for help
need to unarse my life but i cant be bothered
I genuinely see more men with some hair than outright slapheads. Obviously an older man with a full head of teenage hair is rare, but most of them still have some hair. Something to think about for anyone worried.btw I'm not one of those retards who doesn't understand the horseshoe pattern IS complete MPB, I'm talking about men who still have hair on the top of their head
>>219690835tr
>>219690814considered doing this myself in the past but I think my colleagues would notice the smell
they just dropped a nuclear bomb on swindon. caused about fifteen quids worth of damage,
i use an ai story generator where i co write with it but mostly just prompt and occasionally direct it to write weird porn
>>219690835
Pre-bogged Ellie Goulding had some really well made pop songs https://youtu.be/Navl4fYI-Zk
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE ITI CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT ITI LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN ITI AM THE KOT I WORSHIP
time for some legalporno before bed
>>219690827They have a right to defend themselves, the israelis
>>219690735Reminder that this is subtle LGBTQ+ propaganda, everyone uses 'zesty' as an insult, but this is subtly depicted being zesty as good. Stop using the wokebot.
>>219690859UFFFFFF
>>219690859that was worth posting
>>219690735and the 3 panel comic?
>>219690878well I support the lgbt propagandago team zesty!!
>>219690878Calm down Rorke, it's just a laugh x
ian hislop
>>219690827let me try something*clears throat*GEEET THE YIDS OUTGEEET THE YIDS OUTGEEET THE YIDS OUT OF OFF WALES
me reflexively clicking on all of the small images having already viewed the large ones
>>219690856Oops
>>219690764why is understandable foreign so inhyerently funny?
>>219690898puncturing pomposity
>>219690848I genuinely kek'd.
>>219690859mad how that was their only good song
>>219690904fucking rancidfeel sorry for the child
>>219690900neutrons activated
>>219689592>>219689592>>219689592
>>219689579
>wokebotscreeching
>>219690929Reciting your mom's least expletive congratulatory cards on her labour?
>>219690943fogypad
>>219690946could've phrased that better
>>219690927Why do you always do this ritual?
right well I just threw up cause I took too hard of a hit from my vape and choked
Newhttps://boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/129580577#bottomhttps://boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/129580577#bottomhttps://boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/129580577#bottom
>>219690946
>>219690764screm
>>219690971ummy
>>219690967new hands free bulimia tip
>>21969096767
>>219690978me to all of my /brit/ friends
>>219690974>they click bottom rather than scrollingthe ick
Currently losing weight in my 30s and realising I'm actually good looking and that I could have been a chad if I wasn't fat all through school and uniMy dad is a chad so it makes sensebittersweet really
>>219690995omg :3
spunking
Why am I hungryCan't go to bed hungryTime for a little snack before bed
kirby could inhale so much weed
>>219691020I know this feeling but late 20's, fuck I have such sharp features, tragic that they were hidden behind fat all that time
alwaysalways feel better after throwing up
>>219691050he wouldnt because hes nice and knows drugs are bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWXzO61dL3Q
>>219691068>>219691068
>>219691063did you hear about the sears kirby incident
>>219691075yes the platei woudlve bought one if i could
>>219691021millie b is such a slag
