Calgary Flames Edition Previous: >>219687400
Fuck it, going out of my way to kill every spider I see from now on.
Just shit myself, tiny little nug caught between my cheeks came out with a fart, thankfully I was pissing before taking a shit anyway but anywhere that happens I'd be real bad
>>219690508Are you sure you can get close enough to them for that?
>>219690508Your boyfriend sure seems nice
just shit wherever
the hippy MLM essential oil mom to MAGA schizo pipeline needs to be studied
>>219690532That's what indians do and they're going to be a world power by 2025
can we stop bullying that guy for being scared of spiders please?we're all scared of something, let's have a little compassion and positive vibes
>>219690522>>219690526No women will ever touch you on purpose. You will never BE women. You are simps. Kill yourselves.
>>219690546Exactly and we're all gonna die anyway so just shit wherever
>>219690548It's not the being scared of spiders part, it's the pretending that's a totally valid and manly thing to be scared of and being indignent about it
Ok you know what screw you simps and your love for spiders. I'm going to go jerk off to bbc, that always cheers me up.
I think I have scabies
Eat my spussy
I'm scared of flying insects. Even butterflies and moths freak me out.
>>219690559I'm married with kids. My 3 year old boy isn't even afraid of spiders. You're getting mogged by a toddler rn
Me it's more that he's being a Karen in the work place over a harmless spider idgaf if he's scared of spiders
Tell me what to do, cramer
>>219690600based, good for you bro. fuck these crab-bucket trolls, do what makes you happy. nothing makes you less of a man.
>>219690631Is this spinster This feels like spinster
>Calgary Flamers
House spiders are good, natural pest control.
>>219690608It's called an epigyne (epi-jina) which is honestly a funnier word than spussy somehow
>>219690640the spinmeister doesnt use bro
When is it going to be warm again aggggghhhh
>>219690618This seems more common than I would have initially believed
>>219690588I'm not afraid of spiders you retarded nigger. I don't want to look at the fucking thing every fucking day. You know they eat cockroaches? Do you want some cunt bringing cockroaches into the place you spend eight hours a day at? Probably, you're an unemployed goon faggot so you're probably used to vermin crawling all over you in your hoarder mom's basement. Why are you simping so hard for a dumb bitch you never met?
>>219690677You are clearly afraid of spiders
>>219690655My relatives rural house is completely filled to the brim with spiders, theyre big nasty ones too but they're harmless all the cobwebs and them are just enough out of way, they must leave there for the mosquitos, lil bro over there would have a heart attack
4 cups of coffee and 2 five hour energies
>>219690710We should go back to killing gays. After all if you hate faggots you're homo"phobic".
WW3? hehe xD
>>219690618My gf wanted a hampster but I told her fuck no. Those things are gross and dangerous. Fall asleep and the dam things crawl up your ass to lay eggs. Never letting one of those freaks in my house
New girl at work tried bringing a BBC in but we all complained until the manager made her take it home. Honestly some people have no common sense at all.
>>219690665we dont need more hapas
phwoarexcellent brekkieberg
>>219690718Thats why I don't live in warm countries
>>219690718This is what appears to be a giant house spider in my basement. They make little sleeping bags during the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0YyefGmN1I
Anyone fw this?
americans are gonna die lmao. LMAO
This nibba's lost his dam marbles now. Spitting gibberish
Schroedinger's Rikki
Gary's in Calgary right now lol
>>219690772>he doesn't knowThey come inside when winter hits. Or they make little web caves in the leaf litter. They're more noticable in warm countries because their active hours are a lot wider
those who bless israel will be israel and those that curse israel will be cursed
NEEDLES
>>219690806No we aren't. Freedom never dies it lives on in the hearts of men. You cant kill america cause you cant kill freedom.
>>219690838this. everyone that ever fucked with jews got destroyed.
>>219690838kys evangelical
>>219690845Nothing wrong or unmasculine about being afwaid of needles, chud
>>219690868No I'm on your side
some people are allergic to spider bites. and there are arachnophobes. makes sense to not let someone have one at a job even if that guy is a bitch about it desu.
>>219690808I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE ITI CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT ITI LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN ITI AM THE KOT I WORSHIP
>>219690854the pharisees have come to destroy you. your response?
>>219690909shikata ga nai my dude
Canucks will probably get first round first pick this year
>>219690909America cannot be destroyed because we are the greatest people in the whole world. We invented human rights.
me? i'm a transphobe. it's not fair to be trans near me, so please be aware of that and don't do it.
the chai knees century nears..
>>219690972*bothers u*
>All across Europe for centuries during a time of low literacy, jews were accused of torturing Christian kids>modern jews claim this was all invented despite occuring everywhere from England to RussiaHmm....
>>219691019That painting is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbbCi0w51r8
>>219691019damn its like schizophrenia wasnt invented in 2015 o algo>also every expulsion of jews happened right before the local lord needed a bunch of money to hire mercenaries how curious
>>219691019I kinda like Epstein for the fact that he revealed that "blood libel" was just another phrase for the truth.
>>219691053Schizophrenia was invented in the 1930s
>>219691029Jews called this painting anti-Semitic and tried to have the painter censured btw>Art is meant to offend and challenge the sensibilities, that's why I made Piss Christ the focus of our gallery haha>"Ok, here's a painting of Simon of Trent">NOT LIKE THAT GOY!!!!!!!!!
the american draft nears
>>219690484GIVE ME BACK MY HEAT YOU BASTARDS
But troops haven't even been moved into the region yet
>>219691082The jews are a traumatized people from being repressed for thousands of years. They're extremely neurotic and paranoid. They have a right to be distrustful, but we're expected to trust them. Not likely!
>>219691103We'd never use the draft for Iran. That's reserved for China or Russia. Even then we'd probably just nuke each other before the draft anyway
If we have to be culpable for every time a random jew does something bad I guess every single white guy should have to answer for Albert Fish
I WALK ALONG THE AVENUEI NEVER THOUGHT I'D MEET A GIRLLIKE YOU, MEET A GIRL LIKE YOUUU
We have to support Trump. Yes, he's working with the enemy but there is probably a 5D chess reason.
>>219691161It’s so fucking grim aggghhh
>>219691211You killed Jesus!!
5D chess just flew over my house!
the ayatollah was in the epstein files. i bet you feel real silly for doubting trump now.
>>219691211Kinda funny how all those random jews seem to know each other
AND IRAN, IRAN SO FAR AWAAAYAND IRAN, IRAN ALL NIGHT & DAYCOULDN'T GET AWAY!
>>219691211Getting awfully defensive here Schlomo, the Jews who tortured Simon were tried, justly convicted and died horrible deaths under torture. Exactly what they deserved. Nobody said all Jews had to be punished.
>>219691243Famous jewish last name Pilate
>>219690949corr cute kittingtonshire
>>219691259nigga, I don't give a FUCK about aya whatever. I just don't support Jews and that's it.
theres nothing wrong with being jewish. being Israeli is another story
>>219691275>I'm using poltard talking points word for word but i dont hate all jewsOk
I was raped by trump in the summer of 92
>>219691281He gave Jews a choice to spare Jesus or a criminal and the Jews chose to give Jesus the death penalty after begging the Romans to kill Jesus.
My name will get the number one draft pick
>>219691308Ok but who actually executed him
>>219691301Nah, I like Niels Bohr. Jews who did Blood Rituals deserved to be killed thoughbeit, thankfully many were.
>>219691309Why did the word team auto correct to name
>>219691309some folks 'r bawn
>>219691318The Jews
>>219691345
>>219691356This guy is gay
>>219691345>Dang i'm pretty sure this guy is innocent>Guess i'll ask the people that are angry with him about disrupting their religion what to do lol??
Huh?
>>219691308>>219691345Jews didn't do it directly. They didn't perform crucifixion, and they had a ridiculously high burden of proof for imposing the death penalty.
Israel bad
>>219691378So brave
>>219691369>Matthew 27:24–25>24 So when Pilate saw that he could do nothing, but rather that a riot was beginning, he took some water and washed his hands before the crowd, saying, “I am innocent of this man’s blood; see to it yourselves.” 25 Then the people as a whole answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”Jews wanted the blood on their children, take it up with yourselves.
>>219691374Pontius washed his hands thoughbeit
the jews didn't kill jesus in the same way they don't use technology on sabbath
as an atheist all this desert religion nonsense seems so unbelievably retarded and pointless. that being said israel has a right to defend itself.
>>219691378>You cant defend yourself because i'm mad i can't have sexOk
>>219691378Agreed
>>219691374See >>219691399
>>219691399>He wuz a good pueri he dindu nuffin becuz he said he di-intOk
Wait was Trump actually serious on blocking trade with Europe's Mexico?
IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T MEI AIN'T NO REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER'SSOOOOON YEAH
>>219691415puer*
corrrrrrrrr
>>219691402i agree wholeheartedly
shit piss cum vomit
>>219691402Jesus could have been a nice preacher but to be a real messiah everyone should have accepted him, he was a total alien in Japan for instance. This is what makes me doubt
>>219691378>a week later, elmo was found dead in his room with 2 gunshot wounds to the back of his head. The coroners ruled it a suicide
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
Dinner was tuna salad with celery and spicy mayo served over brown rice. Side of steamed carrots.
chuds and leftists seething you lost to see if. libs and neocons stay winning
Wish I wasn't married now that the lonely zoomer hoe population is finna spike
>>219691474AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>219691474
>>219691474you smoke that SHIT to escape realityI AM reality!
I wish Jews were evil masterminds like /pol/ says. I just run the cheese slicer :/
>>219691474):<
crazy
you know how spinster would post here for hours? what do you think her butt smelled like afterwards from sitting and posting in /cum/?
>>219691556based. NUKE IRAN
>>219691555it's a sequel to Rocky Road To Dublin where the Irish protagonist goes to Liverpool...only now he's a mulatto, so it may be a multigenerational affair
>>219691584shut your belligerent drunk ass the FUCK up,
>>219691592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ed9p_UBFCothe midquel
It's pretty crazy how aggressive weed people get if you say anything even slightly negative about pot. They're the only addicts who do that. Even alcoholics and smokers know their addiction is bad for them, it's only potheads that get butthurt. Why is that?
A spider just broke into my house. I locked myself in the bathroom and told him he can take whatever he wants just don't hurt me or my wifes boyfriend. Why do we have to put up with this in a first world country?
>>219691592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXVnmL1Kvmgthat's a bad rendition, here's Ronnie Drew at the mic, god bless im
>>219691635stoners are retarded
Imagine being one of those girls who started an onlyfans with your instagram handle towards the end of covid, making almost no money off it, then trying to scrub it off the internet but scrapper sites have your nudes permanently saved, and then complaining about losing social grace, friendships and relationships because of it. Incredible bit.
>>219691649Any documented cases? Sounds kind of funny ngl
>>219691649>losing social grace, friendships and relationships because of itthis doesn't really happen doebeit
>>219691648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St733RXSXpI
reading a book
AYO THIS NIGGA READIN
>>219691678which book?
it's Mein Kampf
>f5>switch tab>f5 f5>switch tab>make post>open new tab>switch tab>f5>
>>219691694DON'T YOU FORGET
>>219691659Why wouldn't it?
*Slaps my big belly*
damn it I'm GOING to get my floors redone in the next month, so help me god
>>219691694Mi Lucha
>>219691734are you a braphog?
>>219691698jeet
>>219691753Sometimes
>>219691760goy
>>219691720If I see a troll, a flame, the tiniest backhanded insult, you're ringing George Washington's doorbell!
>ywn know the true contents of another's heart
>>219691732why would it? most normalfags don't care that much about stuff like that. if you don't tell anyone you had an onlyfans there's a vanishingly slim chance someone would find it let alone your whole social group caring about it.
>>219691798this bitch dont bathe
>>219691698They're desperately trying to make this stick
Pour être libre donc, il faut être craint. Et pour être craint, il faut être puissant.
>>219691795This movie was dumb af ngl
>>219691734*slaps my normal belly*Yep-puh
niggas be like"AND THE BUTT!"
>>219691844*slaps your butt*
>>219691543just because you arent a satanic zionist billionare mastermind dont mean they dont exist
>>219691838The blood is gratis!
>>219691720
>>219691809Did you mention the "same handle as your instagram" part? Like, it's among the page 1 google search results.
>>219691821I took two baths yesterday
>>219691823>>>/pol/529796384this you?
screaming
>>219691895No, I don't go to /pol/. This you?>>219691567
people always look up to those lean dudes with giant muscles, those dudes are roided and will die soon, you should be looking up to the bloatmaxxed gut lords
>>219691879that’s meI surf to avoid the real worldI can never stop
>>219691912no, an american made that post. are you blind, pal?
It's time to smoke this marijuana and play some video games
the dungeon was a success. three stalwart heroes succumbed in the fuckpits. leon the elf was impaled by skeletons, ron the fighter drowned in the vomitorium and riddler the fighter attempted to fight the cum beast and was trampled. arwen the cleric, denbo the fighter, and kutty the dwarf survived but arwen got a disease and is likely to die in 1d6 days if she doesnt get a cure disease spell cast on her.
>>219691821i can fix her
>>219691934indians tend to proxy
>>219691856Most of them are white though
Are you wasting your life waiting for it to start?
>It's time to smoke this marijuana
>>219691960Already have.
>>219691943>Drowned in the vomitoriumHow do you drown in an entryway
A jeet and a jew fighting? the absolute state of /cum/
>>219691960I'LL BE WHAT I AM TANANANAA SOLITARY MANA SOLITARY MAN
>>219691960I can't stop getting friendzoned
not a big fan of carrots. i like them in a stew or pot roast, but just as a snack? nah.
>>219691879I remember when the internet was safe for children. We used to call eachother faggotniggers and 360 noscope doritos with snoop
niggas be like"this vegetable too spicy"
Do Latinas age well? Assuming they don't get fat.
>>219691893it wouldn't be on page 1. the original post implied that scrapers just go around pilfering all the pictures and videos and automatically uploading them but that's not how the leak sites work usually.you can feel it's as likely as you want just let me know when you actually see it happen, i'll let you know if i ever see it happen.
> Assuming they don't get fat.
>>219691977there was vomit in it
>>219691994you now remember your first beheading video
>>219692004Something you can't assume
>>219692004no, they have the scythe of time coming at them north west and east. you'd both be forty and people will be telling you what a good son you are taking your mother out in may.
>>219692024>>219692012What if she's petite and really into fitness and running
>>219691732nobody caresonly boomers do and they're dying off
Starting to miss alcohol
I'm hoping linux distros will nope the fuck out of california's verification bullshit but some weedsmoking queerbag would end up making a compliant OS anyways
>>219691960I'm waiting for black people to go extinct
>>219692034Probably become a torta when she has kids anyways
creampie or cremepie?
>>219692004Most people age pretty well now because they're not going outside as much and getting blasted by the sun's radiation. Or if they do they wear sunscreen,
>>219692091Don't care, as long as it's in my asshole
>>219692091creamapi
>>219692107no >.<
>>219692091crèmepie
>Wherever I go, I must also mention California
>>219692115>t. Anthony Kiedis
>>219692124North California is just Oregon and Washington with more taxes
>>219692124Los Angeles is very fun and has lots of activities
>>219692124Shasta McNasty!
>>219692057Can’t wait for Friday to get some moreI stopped for like 5 months & started taking edibles instead & it was fun but holy fuck alcohol is truly the king
>>219692141oregon is just california with more rain>>219692145like getting stuck in traffic on I-5
did nothing all day award
>>219692166you were oreGONE!
>>219692166same.
RIP
>>219692159>oregon is just california with more rainCalifornia doesn't have enough rain
What's it like being a normal fag?
>>219692198believe me, I'm aware
>>219692188play stupid games win stupid prizes
>>219692188RIPHope this special operation goes as well as is possible
this? its just my casio
>>219692188fuck israel they did this
Pizza is so ubiquitous, it makes Italian cuisine the most popular in world.
>>>/adv/34308528
I feel bad for people who put things inside their bussy
>>219692166I woke up at 2 AM and then worked almost 10 hours straight
>>219692209>spent a happy life in Oregon award
>>219692237A cute bussy is never empty anon it's always filled with potential
>>219692215>Rolex?>Caseeo
>>219692248I spent like a week or so in Portland when my dad took me and my sister to visit his cousinit was nice and southern oregon was beautiful
Casio is worn by Presidents, Terrorists, Billionaires and everyone in between.
>>219692230>waging for 100kIt pretty gay how one day people'll be waging for JPY levels of digits
>>219692271Yeah you can just pull off the road and walk into a logging trail thats the most beautiful forest you've ever seen surrounded by mists
>>219692248Sometimes A Great Notion
Rolex watches are very nice pieces but do not really show any sort of sophistication.
>>219692215found the marlin chad
for 100k? id do anything
>>219692306t. no leads
>>219692310even get a job?
>>219692319for sure
>>219692317t. no class
>>219692317kek
heres that bussy i was telling you about >>219692314
>>219692329even go through getting an education and certifications and networking that is required for such a job?
>>219692345i cant do things that are impossible for me
>>219692334and least I can close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXs-_26razc
>>219692357I don't work in sales why would I need to.
>>219692370you see this watch? this watch is worth more than your entire syrup and beaver pelt industry put together
>>219692302Exactly. It really does feel like the last zone of wilderness up there in the northwest
>>219692368if i were a zoomer girl the image of Bill Ward in red tights on the cover of Sabotage would be my 'spirit animal'
>>219692387FUCK
>>219692370Everything you don't have is because you can't close a sale
>>219692387Like 17-20k
if that watch is worth more than my life youre saying its entirely justified for me to kill you and take the watch for myself
>>219692413I have everything I want
Never got conservancy as a concept why don't we just pave over all the forests with asphalt and be done with it
the chad chuddha vs the virgin closer
Just a simple man and his coffee. Waiting on breakfast.
who the fuck eats breakfast in the current year
>>219692456we need forests for oxygen innit
Never going to slide my penis into a pussyIt simply won't happen not even at gunpoint
>Never got conservancy as a concept why don't we just pave over all the forests with asphalt and be done with it
Today, I learned that an octopus has three hearts. Two of them are for pumping blood to the gills and the third one stops beating when the octopus swims, so they prefer to crawl along the sea floor. Humans only have one heart and a lot of us don't even use that one.
>>219692476Just keep a personal tree for yourself like in a tank Also oxygen tanks are a thing
Watching shows with momberg
so this is finland
>>219692493An octopus has 8 tentacles for 8 Japanese pussies
>>219692482reminds me of that gang of four album entertainment coz the album cover has the fing bout the cowboy befriendin'the indian to exploit himexcellent albumi actually slightly prefer the sound pioneered by public image but fink entertainment has much mre consistency in terms of songs and musicuanshiplive at the.witch trials by mark e smuthj anudda good postpunk shout out
>>219692460>Chuddha, why does one experience unhappi->BROOOWN!
at gunpoint i could slide my penis into a vagina
>>219692493Octopuses are super cool. Theyre so smart and good at camouflage. They have like a totally alien body to us.>>219692496What you watching?
>>219692523woke up this morning, desperation A.M.
>>219692511your average r9kcel
>>219692528Jasonesque post
we are all incels here, in every thread, every board, on the entire website, its incels, we are legion
todays nightmare was that lego put out a new set that was literally just the casting couch bbc meme. it was called tuff bruv and it was smartbrick enabled. it cost $260 and for some reason it had a stormtrooper minifig.
Thoughts on multivitamin gummies
>>219692541Trap house on Netflix it's cringe and I had to sit through a sex scene while I'm near her so that's awkward
>>219692541fink youre actually finkin of cuttlefish not octopusbut who knows
>>219692574>I had to sit through a sex sceneit cant be that bad
>>219692583I'm a virgin so it's weird
Hitler was a sensitive man
>>219692528Shipping my son x your son
>>219692152I'm not supposed to partake for a while.
>>219692592imdb says the movie has no sex scene
>>219692593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KJR4m1ZVgSethie boyyyy
>>219692593
>posts fate>is a faggothow unsurprising
>>219692512
>>219692574I hate that lol. Its always just like ugh skipping through it would be more awkward but this is def too lewd >>219692576I thought Octopuses were good at camouflage too.
>>219692607It has the main character going on a date and then going to the bedroom and making out in bed
>download random dating app>get likes from mature milfs>can't even see who it is unless I payI can't catch a break
>>219692621Nothing wrong with being a faggot
>>219692635online dating is useless unless you're gigachad or over 40
>>219692649
>>219692651What about international online dating
>>219692629still pg 13 compared to idk fifty shades?
New>>219692665
>>219692667It's still awkward
>>219692658That book gives licenses for rape and slavery nobody rakes that code seriously
>>219692651Or gay
>>219692226they really nailed it. and you can gear it toward breakfast, which is a pre-requisite for me for any food. if it can't be ate at 7am, get it out of here! no steak-and-potatoes, no turkey dinners, none of that. but those double-packed personal pizzas... i think red baron used to make them? or maybe still do, i dunno, they're harder and harder to find though. and they were my favorite breakfast back when i used to work. i'll find a picture, hang on... these. man i miss them. so yeah, italy, thanks for another idea for us to master.
