#goals>>219690484
fucking shit
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>>219692676okay then watch "lie with me" with mombergstein
bridge is stupid
>>219692691Looks a little too busy for me
>>219692690I don't pick the shows she watches
>>219692700convince her to watch it.
>>219692691Seems like an interesting split
>>219692691yeah wun of em.games never got
>>219692691bruh you have all the awesome power of humanc technology at your sideand you choose to play bridge like my momssayin a prayer to my momsayo all da 23 alleyway gangstas givin our love to our momzknowhamsayinyeah, nikkuh
>>219692665this is a cool image, do you mind if i save it?
Why aren't Asian spicy foods like curry and fish sauce paired together with central and south American cuisine? Is it racism?
>>219692716will you shut up
Having weiners for supper
>>219692716Bridge is a fun game you have a lot to occupy your mind with.
There's no point in learning how to code anymore, just learn how to read code and use AI to make programs.
>>219692705Hell no
Whats the verdict McBros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVCB581Ibpc
>>219692770Reviewbrah said it was all right aside from the price
>>219692751Speaking in the manner of the machine glorifies the omnissiah. The abominable intelligence must be purged.
>>219692770i dont get itlikewhat is itwhat does it douust looks like.a big mac
agreed to something I have no intention of doing
Speaking in the manner of the daemon glorifies the weak flesh. The biological growths must be purged.
based based based
>>219692852Going to be hilarious when all of this fails
think I'll have a second dinnerand beer this time
>>219692863Fail in which way? Destroying the government of Iran? That we most certainly will do. Its the next 20 years of trying to nation build that we're gonna lose
>>219692863bitch
>>219692852What's the point of all this
Crying into my pillow right nowI can't get over this girl
>>219692832it doesn't look like a big mac, big macs suck
>>219692706You don't look like that
>>219692835tis the nature of the.human condition my fren>>219692837corrfor me?necrons innit
>>219692896what anime is she in
>>219692892>Fail in which way? Destroying the government of Iran?
>>219692770The ceo said it's a good product
The toffee chips at trader joes are crazy
>>219692909The real life one where she's dating some guy that isn't me
>>219692892>Destroying the government of IranYour not even going to do this stay tuned
>JK Rowling named a black character "Kingsley Shacklebolt"
>>219692904I look a little like that but not really, no
if russia cant roll over ukraine government wiv a land army highly doubt usa will do shit to iranistan
you know what's an underrated pop song? believe by cher.
>>219692955carmen queasy by maxim & skin
is fallout 76 fun? i liked fallout 4 (apart from the disappointing main quest)
>>219692942Russians has nukes. Its why the US stopped fucking with India and Pakistan as well. Only thing that brings you diplomatic automony
>>219692955nah overratedpeople dont realize dat song is responsible for the modern poofta movement
>>219692942there wont be a land invasion or anything despite what some retards think
>>219692770Goyslop/10. Ceo made it look like it was poisonous.
>>219692970better than any robbie williams garbage
Why do I have to do a entire mensa test to post in one of my phones but it's only one question in the other and desktop?
thoughts on black milfs?
Could /cum/ handle a Fool's Gold loaf?
>>219692989I think it has certain ranges it's more lax on
>>219693001nah, the bacon would be too much for me
>>219692895it starts, coincides, and ends with jews.
>>219693001i'm not much of a cook but I told my dad to make a flygande jakob because I admired the Elvis sandwich. He made it several times, and even served it to relatives once, it was really good
>>219692997too big
>>219693030Literally me
>>219693030I say and do this
>>219693001I don't like the combination of sugary sweet and salty
>>219693030I look like this and wear shirt that say this
Just caught a wiff of my shitty asscrack
>>219693030We got some salty dogs in this thread
>>219693030Salt is humanity's best friend
>>219693030Is sodium like a microorganism found in salt or what
Bevmo finally updated their monthly bogo sale. I got a bottle of El tequileno reposado tequila and tullamore dew for 30 dollars total
https://youtu.be/C2PfvVxz6iE
>>219693076who the fuck doesnt learn to parallel park? that shit was mandatory when I got my license
>>219693090i already forgot though
>Emmett Till's dad was a rapist who got hanged by the ArmyLmao how have I never heard of this?
>>219693030Fish has salt?
>>219693091trannies subconscious screaming to them deep in their tranny delusions
>>219693069>Is sodium like a microorganism found in saltType of thing a "skilled" Jeet medical professional immigrant says on their first day at work
>>219693030I will never take sodium for granted again
>>219693090My driving test when I was 16 was literally the only time I've ever parallel parked. And I failed that segment of the test because I forgot to use my blinker.
Done watching the show with momberg she rated it a 6/10 now chilling with dogberg
walking talkin machine gun manthey spit on me in my home land
>>219693001i told a friend of mine about this behemoth once. we both agreed, two or three bites, tops. because he and i both like the sweet/salty combo (kettle corn was how this originally came up), but trying to finish that thing would be nauseating. that said, i'm surprised something similar isn't on more menus in human proportions. like, subway or jersey mikes offering it on the anniversary of "Hound Dog" or something.
>>219693141does nu/mu/ even have memes like this anymore or is it all kpop generals?
>>219693141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysJz6bNMfXwthe coda to Boston Rag is oddly tame compared to Boddhishattva's monumental jam, but the song itself is pure gold anyway
>>219692997I regret to inform you this is from an AI slop account
>>219692852more like operation epic fail
>>219693156>the coda to Boston Rag is oddly tame only a fool would say that
>>219693150Have you ever had a Thanksgiving sandwich?Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and mayo
Anybody want to become farmers and play starcraft on lan
Some women blush on their ass cheeks
Had like 1450 calories yesterday and today
>>219693169Great Shitstain could never
not a big fan of steely dan, im more of a eminem kind of guy
>>219693186I've had like 3000 total over the past 4 days because I'm uber depressed and lonely and have no motivation to do anything and am suicidal
doing the washington rag
/co/ is proof that propaganda works. Most pozzed board.
>>219693196That used to be me. Overate a lot when I was depressed.
>>219693178yes! the bobbie. love those. my in-laws got me hooked on those.
>>219693165>accountYou insult me sir, my slop is far better than theirs. Although I have improved the verisimilitude of the image after posting, as it wasn't quite what I wanted.
>>219693209>Overate3000 kcal over 4 days is very low
Some women have penises
damn she got pits like taht
Ate venison shank roasted over carrots and fennel with mashed potatoes. It was very good
>>219692770I got one for the first time tonight. My first impressions were expensive ($8), large, and greasy as fuck. I'd much rather have a $5 Jr Bacon Cheeseburger at Whataburger, $4 In and Out burger with onions and pickles, or $3.50 Daily Double from McDonalds. I don't care for Double Doubles because they are greasy as fuck too.
>>219693226I thought he meant 3000 kcal each day.
really, I should change the store in the background to a known real world brand, but I think it's time to call it a day on the generations.
>>219693233Sounds tasty. Been a while since I've had fennel
>>219693237Understandable
>>219693221Idk what software/AI they are using, but recently certain AI foid accounts are getting uncannily accurate and harder to notice as fake. Good luck on your quest.
No idea how much calories I had today probably 1500s range I only eat once a day, my parents constantly bitch at me to eat more but I don't need more calories because I'm only 5'4
>>219693255nigga you're short, kys
>>219693196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNG0jbGz9Q
>I'm 5'4
>>219692770I thought it was good when it was in Canada, just too expensive. You might as well just go to a better burger place at that price point.
>>219693255I'm 5'6 and probably need like 1300 at least. More if I'm moving a lot
>>219693260>>219693266I didn't choose to be small
>>219693226It was near the spring equinox that each man in Iceland had his axe hung low. And though houses and homesteads were feuding at that time, each man could but stare with incrediulity at the spectacle taking place before him on that day of Thing: the women were dancing and cavorting across the square, draped but in rags, if even that. Then the town vicar named Thornir Jormundssen thought to intervene, but his gestures were stopped by the axe of Varmundr Eskildrsen barring his way. These women then flayed an ox with their bare hands and devoured its corpse whole, calling upon the Volva. No man spoke of that encounter then, nor subsequently.
>>219693255>>219693268No way you guys are White
sometimes better be an incel
>>219693268How much do you weigh
>>219693277
>>219693283Yeah I'm white. That's not that unusual.>>219693287160 at the moment. Losing weight.
Israel Labubu Dubai Chocolate
Genuinely why are you retards so hellbent on nation-wrecking.What happened to creating actual allies? Germany? Japan?
>>219693283I am
>>219693291>>219693302like nick fuentes white?
>>219693001No wonder he died on the toilet
>>219693252I use ALL of the available free A.I. tools as well as hand editing with a myriad of graphics editors and occasional off-line genning with my own GPU as a last resort. Although I haven't had much call to fire up Stable Diffusion in a while now. Most A.I. slop accounts make the mistakes of1. posting too many photos2. not adding enough flaws and random objects to the image3. not cropping, rotating, and motion-blurring their photos to off-center the subject4. not changing the brightness-contrast to imperfect5. not adding realistic skin flawsI'm guilty of all of them. But I try not to when I remember.For instance for this recent freckled black MILF I tried to add realistic stretch marks and discoloration to her boobs such that real women have. She also has a gummy smile. Then I added a random pair of loose sneakers in the back seat because a perfectly clean and empty car interior is an A.I. tell.
>>2196932915'6 is unusually short for a White male, 5'4 is almost unheard of in modern times
jeez, and here i am feeling a little stumpy at five-nine.
>>219693295Israel first
>>219693295Tell me, what did they do to japan and germany before they became their allies?
What was her problem
5'7 is pretty much optimal human male height, like god intended
>>219693318ok, Thornir is not a name, I'm sorry
>all these manlets in /cum/
>>219693325Female*
I fucking love eggs. A cheap, nutritious meal that can be prepared in 1000 different ways. They are so powerful they have to spread false propaganda telling us they are bad to eat daily (they aren't)
>>219693332I'm 6'1
>>219693308The jeets running those accounts always get lazy and use the same pose over and over again which is particularly obvious when you look at the posts in gridview too. But I mean I've seen some newer videos recently in much higher resolution with a lot more stability and less of that impermenance a lot of the older AIs struggle with (tattoos moving or disappearing etc.). One day this is going to be imperceptible without special software.
>>219693339You aren't a real cummer you are a guest
>>219693337cholesterol is a jewish trick
>>219693295We did it to spite you and specifically you.
i eat eggs when i dont got or want to cook meat
>>219693311Neither is true. 5'9-5'10 is about average. Most men are within several inches of that. 5'4 is not so common but not rare.
>>219693337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZkCXbbEJw
>>219693332At least they aren't lying, some threads broach this topic and everyone claims to be a 6'4 chad browsing 4channel
>>219693345Gude'en to you, cummer,And how do ye do?Hiccup, quo' cummer,The better that I'm fou.
Currently drinking a beer my brother got me when he was in Canada last weekend. It's called 'la bittt a tibi biere'. It's ok
>>219693352>removes the racial elementThat was a key part of the statement albeit
>>219693337they are definitely not bad for you. my grandparents were the sweetest, most wonderful people, and the only thing they ever argued about was my papaw's egg intake. lol he ate hard-boiled's like grapes, and my mamaw would always have to boil whole cartons to keep up. point being, they both lived into their nineties! eggs are very, very good for you. they're even good for animals. some lady i read one time, had several world record-setting cat longevities. guess what? eggs!
>>219693367I was talking about white guys. The average for mestizo guys from Latin America especially seems a little lower, like 5'7.
The cringe militant atheists didn't go far enough.
>>219693389They Will Have Stars, brother!
>>219693380Preaching to the choir friend. I will never give up eggs and I will eat them almost every day.
>>219693318They bombed them to oblivion, then helped them create an actual state and slowly rebuild.Ie: They didn't fund ISIS, create al-qaeda, depose the ruler, assassinate the scientists, then immediately get the fuck out creating a ludicrous power vacuum. They also didn't arm minorities and sic them on the majority.America lost TRILLLIONS on Iraq and got the second most anti-America state in the region.US foreign policy has been nothing short of insane.
>>219693410Iraq ain't worth shit as an ally when we have Israel
You're gonna be having dinner with groucho tonight if you don't beat it
>>219693410Iraq wasn't about getting Iraq onside Iraq was about getting Saudia Arabia on side you moron.
>>219693337for me it's peanuts>dirt cheap>calorie dense>protein, carbs, fat, and fiber all in one>can carry enough in my pocket to constitute a small meal in a pinch
>>219693425ahhh yes our 'greatest ally' israel
>>219693442Peanuts are amazing but I am trying to lose weight right now so I avoid nuts. I eat nuts when im bulking/maintaining.
The UK is actually America's greatest ally, but they don't want to help you with this Iran kerfuffle
>>219693468>but they don't want to help you with this Iran kerfuffleThe UK and France issued statements supporting this thing albeit, the UK even let the US use their Cyprus bases to a limited capacity. Even Carney said he supports it.
Some of those that work forcesAre the same that burn crosses
>>219693442that's another one. the only candy i like are because of peanuts. m&m's, reeses. it's because they aren't sticky. i hate stuff that sticks to my teeth, which is a shame, because i do like toffee quite a bit, but it's not worth it.
>>219693483Spain doesn't support it
>>219693468We're rapidly approaching Russia/China status where we don't actually have any allies
I just can't do these high level dungeons in rotmg. Is this the impact of being nearly 30?
>>219693512i'm ass at that game too
>>219693487zach looked like bob marleywhy would I ever prefer the creeps in Korn?
>>219693504North Korea looooooves Russia
>finally clean my room>end up spilling soy sauce on the carpet
>>219693504Libtard moment
Wish I could live in a forgotten chamber of a sewer and crawl out at night feasting on scraps and such
Good news the black mold didnt spread as much as we thought now tomorrow is plastering day soon my bedroom won't look like a crack den this is 2 years of procrastination in the making
i remember one time i did mushrooms and was playing rotmg and i was rambling by myself on the lobby thing laughing my ass off then i went off following people and died on the end game bee dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnXG6A2WRio
>>219693519I think I'll just have to practice dodging on new characters until I get the hang of it.
>>219693493Spain is run by some turbo-leftists I wouldn't worry too much about them
>>219693568Mods the pedophile is back!
>>219693547why a sewer? why not just an abandoned building or someone's vacation cabin?
>>219693568ayo, dis nigga got a grand piano in he parlor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI8TCLs5cGA
Hard truths
Anyone else get a boner watching the fights in this?
>>219693589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=530gC6BztnA
>>219693594>our freedom*economic interests of jewish billionares
>>219693576>AI looking blonde woman >Melissa WongBizarre
Watching homesteading videos with my dad af
>>219693532>carpetdisgusting
>>219693614noice
>>219693564The current end game dungeons are crazy. Nobody talks in game, so everything is done on trooncord. Sad!
>>219693586Those would be okay too but i feel like I don't deserve them so I wouldnt get them>>219693594Panicans before as always
I had taco bell today. It was alright, though not really worth the price.
>>219693623We're watching this Afrikaans guy who built his own house
>>219693644woah, I didn't ask for your life story, gaywad
>>219693616
>>219693652Mean, anon. Bully even.
>>219693644is it called X?
>>219693655You forgot the 'nigga' part
>>219693644That's cool. I can't believe they stay there.
I would try to leave.
Would kill for a bag of spicy chips right now
sex demon ambrose has just wiped nebraska off the face of the earth
>>219693682salt and vinegar is the best chip flavor by a large margin
I like plain potato chips.
>>219693691sour cream and cheddar*
>>219693690News out of iran is getting crazy
>>219693690Who's sex demon Ambrose
>>219693682
>>219693694They are best as a side
>>219693691>salt and vinegarGross and stinky
i deleted those posts. i think you owe me an apology
nothing wrong with using ebt in this totally not a recession
>>219693706is she taking Hamburger Hill?
>>219693716That chicken looks good
we're doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQkPcPqTq4M
>>219693711I bet you like BBQ. The worst flavor of chips
>>219693725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQC1CcPgFlU
>>219693717giving you a hard time m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdNG-8ehU8
all lays flavors just kinda suckexcept all dressed
>potato chipsnot a fan
niggas be like"gee WILLICKERS becky, this barbecue makes my tummy hurt"
>>219693747Lays all dressed is literally the worst one
>>219693737I like spice, bbq is weak shit
I don't even watch the channels I'm subscribed to anymore after youtube removed list view
We aren't in a recession. Employment, salaries, and America's respect are as high as ever! They've never been this high in the history of this county!
>>219693761I used to watch Sam The Cooking Guy a lotnow there's stoner cuisine
Ruffles all dressed are great. But you can't eat too many of them because they are greasy and you feel gross.
I want to get a 3d printer
>>219693758kys
When does American actually become great again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSfpFrbZ-OABeatles music for the 2010's
Eating plain flavor potato chips is a sign of depression
Momberg went to starbucks wish she got me a fucking cookie
Best salt and vins I've ever had are these
let me guess, none of you actually took my advice and bought CVX on January 3rd?
>>219693782you worthless fucking parasite
>>219693776when the pedo in chief and congress are put under the slicey slicey(in minecraft)
>>219693786/biz/ is a high trust environment, it really is a marvel
>>219693780was light yagami depressed?
>>219693794i posted in /cum/. not sure what youre on about
>>219693786Nigga I bought GOOGL at $150 im straight chillin
>>219693787Fuck you
fun fact: i'm trans and gay
>>219693805didnt ask. happy for you, tho?
>>219693775No
>>219693813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg9_8L6ueIQ
Dadberg really thought he was going to take my spot and pillow this nigga is crazy
>>219693660No but he was also a little odd.
>>219693820Meant to say dogberg
when life throws you a curve ball you just thug it out forever until you die
I'm heading to a singles night at a bar.Talking to other women is the only way I can get over this girl who is living rent free in my head
ayo this nigga sleeps in the same bed as his dad LMFAO
i like plain tortilla chips. and you can't lose, because you can just eat them, but if any sort of dip or cheese or chili comes within a mile radius, they instantly become the snack-shovel.
>>219693835>smokingdisgusting habit
>>219693835if you can talk to women you never were an incel or had or will have any problem whatsoever at any point in your life
>>219693850shhhhhmokinnn!
>>219693850I don't smoke, I just like that cute lemon>>219693852Actually I'm worse than an incel because women flirt with me and use me for attention but I'm a 26 year old virgin because I'm timid and shy and awkward
>>219693861bogged
>>219693852
>>219693861Nightmarish
>>219693861he transitioned? good for him...
>>219693865Neg the women
>>219693872I'm too nice, I can never tease or be mean to any women because I'm too afraid of hurting their feelings or making them mad. This makes me less desirable since I'm a massive pussy
>>219693861Why can't any celebrity just get old? Face lifts don't make you look younger, they make you look like a freak
Finna fry up some fish
i literally cant even
>>219693929I thought they just forced gay men to become transsexual
I watched The Mask in the cinema in 1997 I think, it had Peter Greene who starred in the best opening scene of any series in Justified later on as well as in Pulp Fiction as Zed and was probably assassinated by Irish mafia in NYC late last year
>>219693929lol?
>>219693929damn..... maybe 100% of my tax dollars should be given to israel......
>>219693935This is one of the lucky ones
only violence can express my feelings
I bet those guys who led the Islamic Revolution in in Iran in the 70s were just jealous incels who were seething at the beautiful Persian women being taken by Chads
>>219693950*he angrily pecks out on his keyboard*
>>219693929How do they know they're gay?
>>219693961Anus measurements
>>219693956they were Paul Atreides and the Shah was Shaddam Corrino
>>219693953Is this the real life?
>>219693957Lol
https://x.com/AutisticClip/status/2028944854890459307
just wiped out tomato town
>>219693953to be fair, it is kind of biden's fault.
>>219693991It's Jimmy Carter's fault
jimmy FARTER
ah ahh ahh....not so fast.
>>219693991>Biden made me do ito I am laffing
>>219693991It's Eisenhower's fault.
she loves thick white cock
what does it fucking matter both sides work for jews just the same, goyim are so fucking delusional
The dow is over 50 thou
>>219694005the dow isn't at 50k anymore, bring her back in for questioning
>>219694017>what does it fucking matter
>>219694017>work for jewsdelusional. read a book
I AM KHOSROW, CALLED THE VICTOR, A SASSANIAN, AND I CAUSED THIS INSCRIPTION TO BE WROUGHT. KNOW THAT I, KHOSROW, SET OUT FROM CTETSIPHON WHEN MITHRAS SHONE BRIGHT IN THE EVENING SKY AND THE ROMAN EMPEROR CAME IN HIS MIGHT AGAINST ME. I CAST THE ROMAN EMPEROR FROM HIS SEAT AND PUT MY ROYAL SANDAL UPON HIS NECK. NOW THERE IS NO RULER IN THE LAND OF THE ROMAN AND THE ROMAN EMPEROR I MADE TO MOVE TO THE TOWN I MADE CALLED BETTER THAN ANTIOCH KHOSROW WROUGHT THIS. KNOW THAT KHOSROW IN THE BROTHER TO MITHRAS AND TO ANAHITA AND TO AHURA MAZDA WHO PASSETH THE BAND OF GLORY TO KHOSROW. ALL HAIL KHOSROW, KING OF KINGS, EMPEROR OF THE FOUR CORNERS, RIGHTEOUS IN HIS ACTIONS!
>>219694018My dick is over 50
>>219694018ackshually its at 48k right now
>>219694029lolol
experiencing a bout of virtual insanity
nicotine gum sucks how im sposedta get a dicked to that shit
I have a biological need to make a cabin in the woods
>>219694071Imagine if beavers made cozy log cabins instead of dams
>Wēh Antīōk Khosrow (Middle Persian: wyḥ ʾntywk ḥwslwd;[1] "Khosrow's Better Antioch", literally, "better than Antioch, Khosrow built this"),[2] also called Beh-az-Andīw-e Khosrow (New Persian: به از اندیو خسرو, literally "Better-than-Antioch of Khosrow"), Antiocheia Chosroou (Greek: Ἀντιόχεια Χοσρόου), Rūmagān (Persian: رومگان), or al-Rūmīya (Arabic: الرومية), was a historic city in modern day Iraq. It was founded by Iranian shah Khosrow I on the east bank of the Tigris in the vicinity of Ctesiphon, Sasanian Empire, that was populated by deported Roman prisoners-of-war
i should sleep but i really want a heaping helping of chocolate milk
>>219694077I have a beaver tree stump i took with me from the dam. Cut it free with my axe
>>219693776It's basically all on how AI goes at this point
Literally so angry at orange man
>>219694107What's wrong sugarplum
>>219694106basically depends on how many thirdies get deported
get in>>219694115>>219694115>>219694115
