metropolis edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iG9COYu9I&list=OLAK5uy_mbJE2Gr-lnWErnrWm0EIis3DAGWYbcpK0&index=8
>>219694282gretchen is really not a good name for a woman
>>219694314this is me
>>219694315me on the right
>>219694319nordic as fuck
My cock is bigger and better than all the rest. It's a super cock!
Nobody in Bongland actually believes Starmer isn't doing exactly what the Jews tell him to wrt the Iran War right?
madison beer is actually ugly and i mean that with full sincerity
time for me to go to neet sleep i think
Eating a dream sandwich
drinking some dream water
Seriously fucking hate basically every human being on the planet.
*yawns*
>>219694419missiles are prettythey should send some over here like a lights show
>>219694343>In short: your paternal line and overall ancestry are classically British & Irish/Western European with no red flags for a "foreign" introduction via enslavement or rape in the male line. The tiny non-European trace most plausibly links to ancient or Roman-era mixing in the exact regions dominating your report (England/Wales/Ireland coasts), where violence during invasions was routine. Further Big Y testing on your kit could refine the subclade and closest matches for more precision, but the uploaded data doesn't point to anything anomalous. Genealogy + paper trails (or additional family testing) would be the next step for personal stories.
Going to have another coffee
>>219694452Zamn what a QT
>>219694305What beep boop is a robot, how binary in reason,how infinite in faculties, in form and body rotation,how express and admirable in action, how like a C3PO in apprehension,how like Rutger Hauer!
Roman Britain era (43–410 CE) — Primary match to your heavy English (North East England +19 regions), Welsh (Rhondda Cynon Taff +6 regions), and some Irish/Scottish overlap. Roman legions/auxiliaries included troops and settlers from North African provinces (e.g., Berber/Numidian areas) and the Levant. Conquest and garrison life involved enslavement of locals, sexual violence/rape during raids or occupation, and intermixing. This is the strongest historical vector for trace North African/Levant DNA in Britain—exactly matching the category in your report. Many modern British people carry faint signals from this period. Barbary pirate (North African corsair) raids (1500s–1700s, peaking ~1600–1640s) — Directly ties to your Irish breakdown (County Cork, Republic of Ireland explicitly noted, plus Belfast/Northern Ireland). Algerian/Moroccan pirates repeatedly attacked British & Irish coasts, enslaving thousands (famous 1631 Sack of Baltimore, County Cork: over 100 people taken). While the raids mostly exported Europeans to North Africa as slaves, any local offspring from raiders during attacks (via rape or short-term encounters) could leave trace autosomal DNA. Freed/escaped individuals returning could also carry minor admixture. This is a well-documented source of potential North African gene flow specifically into Irish and southwestern English coastal communities.
Can someone edit his name to say Rorke
>>219694481make it say cock
Could do without the anime porn gifs at the top
>>219694481actually proving difficult to make this appear in a similar stitch. anyway, here.
>>219694481
i tell ya i get no respect
>>219694565i could think of another kind of vermin that lives in apartments and are brown
>>219694515>>219694520Good job lads
>>219694537I'm so ugly I survived a school shooting - the bullets wouldn't accept me in their set!
>>219694537So I was telling donald trump about my favourite song barbara ann and I tell you I think he got the wrong idea and he thought I said bomb Iran, wasn't listening to me that closely I guessI tell ya I get no respect
>>219694584youre welcome
heard mumberg talking to her friend this morning about how she wants to renovate my room and put in a kitchenette, like she's already prepared for me to be shipped off to die for the jews
>>219694476Good art that
>coughing like a madman>take cough syrup>start puking and shitting myself because of all the extra shit they put in it to stop teenagers from abusing itfor fucks saaaaake
>>219694686I'm so ugly I got married - the shrimp recoiled so I got to get to Barbie!
Asked mumberg recently why women pretend to like kind and sensitive men when they really like macho men and she said she doesn't know, she said that nice guys kind of make her skin crawl.My mum has always been honest though.
off to the paki shop, any of you fat cunts want anything?
>>219694741bring back the storeowners head thanks
>>219694686No you didn't, be quiet.
>>219694736Dont care still being righteous and courteous and gentle and loving and upright and brave
>>219694763he savoured a fine cup of joe in Fallout and I lol'd
>>219694764I think the key is to be both kind and strong.
Need to dress smarter. Feel like such a slob in a t shirt and trainers.
>>219694741to not me called a fat cunt or insulted in any way cheers x
Good morning to all my fantastic friends!
>>219694792same
i smell like poo, of which the odour emanates mostly or entirely from my bumhole, though there are occasions when poo can make its way surprisingly far beyond the borders of the general bumhole region
Got the bleu de chanel on
Mad how much ive cleaned my act up in the last 6 months. Really pulled back from the brink there
>>219694877congrats mate
>>219694877good for you. happy for you really am. each day for me seems like a test of my patience lately. all i can do is put the negativity out of my life, right my wrongs, forgive myself, and pick myself up again to start anew the next day.
>>219694850I'm going to EnglandI'm leaving todayI'm going ele-ctri-callyThere's no time to losehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqFavH_OFnM
gfowitz says she wants children, good luck getting them from me bitch
>>219694877Name five things
Feeling umm… ZESTY FODEN!
honestly surprised i've never crashed my car given how retarded and often sleepy i am
>>219694944IA IA CHAUGHAR FAUGHN!
niggers REALLY piss me off
rorke conducting a search for gay porn lost medialeftypol
>>219694886Thanks :) >>219694894Sounds like the right track to me. >>219694900160 days sober, diet much better, 8 hours sleep a night Out the door constantly, facing things head on without delay, much better socially, pass as a well adjusted man who didnt spend 7 years bedrotting in isolation without being fake From NEET to toiler, and 1 year away from tradie certsReconciling with God Mental elf is night and day, outlook completely different Just had enough of being a worm man
>>219695148all well and fine lad but when things go south, that will be the true test. stay prepared.
>>219694572yes swedish people
corr would unleash the ***berg onto isabeau whatever the fugg her name iceskater bitch
just remember her name isabeau coz its sucha fucking retarded name to call somewunita like the white redneck version of shaniqua
Sucking a coconut water
>>219695329ASSUME THINE SWORD, SIR CAT!
You look fun to talk to
Getting the America First with Nicholas J Fuentes on
keir starmer such a fuggin weak saucelike bro tesselates on every position he ever does coz he doenst have the bollox to stand how own ground
>>219695349corr propa imbogglinatin' post disshafta be stated
>>219695397On Sir Cat of Meowington, whose own Father was crucified and his private bits grilled by yon King's Merrie Companie Of Fortune named Ye Merry Companions;
I want some crusha
How Sir Cat of Meowington scaled the earthern ramparts of the robber knight Baldemar du Ferrett and what horrors resulted therein while taking in his employ the admirable talents of Sir Robert de Mole
hix
>>219695453phwoarlove a bit of crushabetter dan nequickbetter den cadburyehy buy fuggin yazoo or frij or wt not when diss bitch fraction of price
i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me
suppose I should get out of bed, have to go to toil you see
How it came to be that Sir Cat of Meowington finally came upon his Canossa and resulted to take penance before Master Shrew;
*resolved
Morning lads
Vitamins and minerals down the gob with a late night veggie medley
J V P I T E R
How, at length, at Mouseoleum was built in honour of Sir Cat of Meowington and how Squire Fieldmouse laboured for it to be brought unto completion;
>>219695626Europe im waffen
where are we sitting?
How rats & mice held receptions around the Mouseoleum of Sir Cat of Meowington The Brave without knowing its true import; how a stone guardian in the likeness of Our Knight burst forth from its tomb in the hour of the rodents' need, as a large raven loomed above them;
>>219695626Evropa lives
You know RorkeNow get ready for Khork
hong kong aint got shids on me
>>219695648Isopods. They aren't as creepy and scary as the others and also not slimy like slugs
might just not go to work today
>>219695690noooo society needs you
>>219695648I'm a wretched slug of a man myself
>gramercy>petty>parlanceinteresting how these terms from old french are little-used these daysI like them as they're obvious twins of modern french terms that we probably wouldn't recognise as being used in english
Reached combat level 60 in OSRS lads x
How in the latter days of the world there was a road to be paved over the tomb of the most hon. Sir Cat of Meowington and how that latter-day fox, Ray Swift, made a brave go of it with a bunch of runaway rabbits on the South Downs;
>>219695771>Meowington*Miaowington
somewhere in between a slug and a worm, myself
So uh.... the middle east
>>219695813alri jeff uh goldblum lad
We simply don’t have the technology
fakecel jestermaxxing ceo gets terramogged by 6'5 true atlantean burger king
>>219695876We simply cannot rebuild him
>>219695887It’s replace not rebuild
>>219695882counterpoint: left has a real wedding band, right has one of those gay etsy ones
Why aren’t those CEOs Indian?!
So anyway, as I was saying last night, the married toilfu that sits next to me made me a cup of tea without saying anything after I briefly mentioned that I felt cold and thought I was coming down with a flu.I haven't stopped thinking about it. Does it mean she likes me? I don't think women would usually do that for a bloke they sit next to at toil
>>219695937getting crunched to death indian style is a pretty bad way to go
rorke putting tissues around a public toilet seat to have a poo
>>219695928weak little soy boy versus chaddy daddy king
I've got a week off, what should I do?
Was quite stupid to not have some water before I went for a run this morning. HR was all over the shop made it not very fun oh well we live and we learn
>>219695997combine some amino acids and protein in water
>>219694345My cock is much bigger than yours
winnie the shit
>>219695997What’s your relationship like with God?
Why do they have mosques in europe
>>219694305GOONGOONGOON GOON!!I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM
>>219695997Play Powerwash Simulator.
>>219696075Same reason they have synagogues in america
ordering a poo
A silent war is going on right now. It's about control and dominance. The antichrist spirit is manifesting in so many ways in society, in politics and conflicts. Our prayer has the ability to affect the outcomes of global conflicts around the world.
>>219695997take a cough drop
>>219696126ok
>>219696126I do pray but ww1 and 2 still happened and the bad guys won and lots of people prayed then
>prayinggo back to primary 1
>primary 1
mornin'
Regularly make controversial aggressive replies in threads and then close the tab and never go in the thread again.
What the fuck is primary 1?
Get the fuck away from me
if you did that in iran you'd get machine gunned
>>219696202Vote freely?
>>219695928>wedding bandFOY
>>219696196english have weird name for their schoolsthey call it year 1 like its some kind of sci fi chapter
Spring is HERE. You know what that means. Time to dress a little lighter. Time to dress a little smarter. Loafers. Boat shoes. Chinos. Linen shirts. Light jackets. A zesty fragrance. A cool breeze. Time to get a move on.
>>219696220vpnyank
mental how fucking ugly I am
>>219695997Hire some 'scorts
vpnyank comes here trying to FOY terms he's never heard of before in a desperate attempt to fit in
seems to be a pattern with upcoming football managers where they learn 1 tactics inside out almost like a personal brand and give up on affecting the game beyond that. it seems like it's how to be guardiola without having guardiola club money. because he was an ideologue but he did shift to other styles of play but only because the club could put down a large sum to buy extra players for other roles and transition properly to a new style of play. without those resources, other managers need to find another way unless they're happy with the endless merry go round
>>219696238only meteorological spring which is irrelevant to our lives. Real Spring doesn't start until april and after lent you mong
16 degrees yeh? x luh sunshine ? yeh? x