men on a mission, edition
>>219721861good edition what's there mission?
>>219721888ktim
>>219721891this would work on me
just enabled all the nuclear weapons around the world with sorcery
>>219721891cheers gayndolf
>BREAKING Pope Leo declares holy crusade against the machines
*stops oil*
*starts toil**enables big head mode*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdfXcNCQjf4
>>219721935didn't know mousey was a hacker
fucking news can’t make their mind up last week it was gen Z don’t drink and it’s their fault all the pubs are closing
getting tired of this shit, just start the billionaires war
>>219721957difference is deez days they start drinking coz they realize how fucked everyfing iswhen in past kids drank for fun
*rings your doorbell*...hello
>>219721282 That's absolutely not how it works at all you mong.
hey niggerspumpkin soup for tea so it is
just not in is it
Israel??? After everything we’ve done for you!????
proto's been ghosting me but the other slightly more attractive proto stopped ghosting me today so i suppose it all worked out
>>219722018They always come crawling back don't they Tim
you can always tell when a video is from france even if there's no spoken french or otherwise identifying french characteristics other than that undefinable french vibe said videos always have
might buy some shit I don't want or need
>>219721750nothing wrong with building something beautiful, even if it's temporary, I mean you don't have to but don't tell others to become dead inside like you
a little light reading before bed
>>219721914this would save the world
need to quit the benzobergs, absolutely unbelievable the unhinged degenerate they make me get up to
>>219722081alri gaypornbruce we're rooting for you
>>219722090nah i can't really wank on the 'zos, can't really cum at all, learned that the hard way when i hit up the brothel
>>219722057>building something beautifultake a look around, subconsciously people are well aware of what ive stated. although theyre stuck on 'survival mode' they still act like monkeys because they know ultimately theyre fucked. go on, create something beautiful while here with them. best of luck to you
Just a reminder for the Aussielad a girl you are talking to on tinder doesn’t count as a protogf, a protogf should be someone you’ve meet up with
might squat an empty house in rural france until the authorities catch me and deport me back to jewsa
Protogf wore my shirt once. Have put a pillow inside it and cuddle it at night for the last few weeks
bloody yanks nicked our city haven't they
>>219722105who says?>>219722130you already posted this, can't fool me i'm too crafty for that sunshine
Why do they put buildings on the beach, a beach should be left pristine and unmolested. What a shame how Australia treats the natural world
>>219722077Too bad he’s a woke yank then isn’t it
>>219722013Wasn't it always suspected to have been launched from Lebanon?
>>219722151shut the fuck up you miserable midwit cunt
>>219722134Australia has better beaches than the Atlantic Coast of Florida but it's in the ass end of the world. Smiles and cries
>>219722165Lashing out? You have emotional intelligence
>>219722168is it true that the tap water in florida is very unsafe to drink?
>>219722165She's right thoughbeit
>>2197221341 wave and that shit is gone
>>219722165he’s right tbf the gold coast is an affront to god
>>219722180Not really. Easily fixable with an under sink filter anyway.
>>219722180yes mate it has alligators in it
rorke the typa nigga to get stranded on a desert island and walk around wearing nothing but a leaf covering his member
not gay but id love to sit on a big cock
rorke the typa fella to wear boxers with hearts on them
corbs crying himself to sleep at night seeing that the greens are going to win the next election and he could have done it if he didn't team up with a crazy paki who immediately made him lose all his credibility
>>219722211hi
Not straight but I’d love to shag a womans behind
>He is the Stig's Argentinian cousin
>>219722186yeah but that won't happen because unlike your sort we weren't silly enough to build our homea on an extremely tectonically active area now were we?
I dont want to be American anymore. We owned the libtards but it's over now
>>219721937rapedpaedomelty!
>>219722226*puts my bum on your lap*
Americans be like yeah I paid 15,000 for a surgery (6,000 tip to Israel) and got addicted to opiates but at least we owned the libs! *gets shot in the throat*
>>219722260*you feel my little thumbtack cock poking you*
>>219722262howl! scream! yodel!
a lot of local girls call me the shag master
farted so loud the cat hissed
heatherpaedo early morning dolly shift
>>219722285*notices your little willy*farts*
You yanks should have just voted for Bernie
Got the Bowden on he's chatting bout ezra pound
Rorke be the type ‘o nigga to run after the bus when it’s already left the stop
do you lads have any cute names for catberg or dogberg?when it comes to catberg i'm very much a "my handsome little man" type of bloke
Rorke cranking the cauldrons of desire Leftypol humming ancient enchantments by the fire
you were never ensouled if you didnt watch spingebob and simpsons as a kidyou can tell when someone didn’t, they lack a certain light in their eyes
>>219722321I often say to catberg ‘you’re literally him’ or when I have a guest over I tell them ‘he’s literally him’. Grammatical difference depending on the situation
>>219722321my catberg is called Alfred so I call him... Meowfred
>>219722321i call him my special boy
You ever see a woman claiming to have been sexually assaulted, but she's also so hideous or hugely overweight so some doubts linger in the back of your mind over what the supposed sexual assault was?
>>219722321if its a male its something like 'lovely little chap'if its a female its like 'my little angel'
>>219722347crazy that there are cat owners who don't clean the corners of their cat's eyes
>>219722352not even 9 in the morning on a weekday and you’re doing your little autistic ocd virgin fetish posting rituals
>>219722352The worst part of this weird fetish thing you AI bro freaks all seem to have is that you do real damage by making these AI fetish images. I miss when freaks like you would hand draw your obsessions, even the freaks are soulless now
i fucking love these things
He's got a point
Rorke waiting outside LM in stealth and popping distract on passing alliance players so they fall off the cliff
clearly it's spacker hour on here. i'll come back later when the grown ups are on
>>219722396what business is it of this arab freak?
>>219722321old catberg was called tiggs so we called him big niggs
I like this kiwi even if he's hostile to me. Got soul, passion, convictions.
>>219722365would like to preface this by saying i adore and respect women and understand the sociological differences between the two genders and appreciate that they face their own set of unique challenges BUT some of them are 100% proud of being sexually assaulted in a twisted way
>>219722414it's mad because he's basically always here during the dayit's his entire life
>>219722311Imagine Bowden's take on clavicular getting frame mogged
>>219722426clearly made up
>I often say to catberg ‘you’re literally him’ or when I have a guest over I tell them ‘he’s literally him’.
>>219722321Bubby for my fat retarded orange babeSmeg for my 18 year old granny cat named SmudgeBig man for Stanley 'Stan' the Man Johnson, bit of a scaredy-cat so I call him big man to boost his confidence
>>219722487stop crashing out m8
let him in
>>219722505Coming soon to a bennies office near you.
>>219722396Athleisure is the worst fashion trend of my lifetime, at least other ones even if stupid took effort athleisure is how can I be as complacent looking as possible and it stems from the general malaise across society
>>219722477he was an angel actually
>>219722505>"Alright guys we're putting out a sob story, we need the British public to empathise with your plight try to look as non threatening and vulnerable as you can"
I like the athletic womens fashion trend because I get to look at their arses
I'm literally him right now
>>219722505Is this just a boat load of gypsies?
>>219722473frame mogging in and of itself reveals the fundamental coordinates of contemporary capitalist subjectivity: you are not simply defeated by a superior physique. no, no, no. you must recognize your defeat. perform the ritual of humiliation, acknowledge that you have been "mogged." the pure surplus-enjoyment, the plus-de-jouir of the spectacle and so on and so forth but what we have here is even more fascinating. what we have here is the perfect case of what I call the "autocannibal subject" of late capitalism. the looksmaxer, an ontological edifice constructed on the basis of pseudo-scientific pornography of measurement and optimization, recessed suborbitals and upper maxillas and so on and so forth Clavicular is the Bolshevik functionary who knows all the theory, has turned revolutionary consciousness into a full-time job meeting a simple factory worker who embodies proletarian authenticity without ever having read a single word of Marx. the frat leader doesn't looksmax, he simply is. this is pure jouissance in its most traumatic form. this brute who probably drinks beer and eats pizza, who has never heard of canthal tilt is what Lacan calls the sinthome - the enjoyment the looksmaxer cannot integrate into his symbolic universe. so when the looksmaxer is frame-mogged, what dies is not merely his self-image, but the entire libidinal infrastructure of his subjectivity. he confrontscthe abyss: "what am I beyond my looks?" and the answer that echoes back is....nothing. pure void. and at the same time... pure ideology.
If I could have fictional woman to be my wife it would be bayonetta from the video game ‘bayonetta’ well fit and she’s got attitude
>>219722557did you even try to have a good day yet or is it just going to be 16 hours of this shit?
gf gave me a very slow and sensual lubed handjob last night, was lowkey kind of incredible, gave me one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had.
Ok that’s enough posting from me. See you lads tomorrow maybe if I have some time to kill
patak's butter chicken sauce for tea
>>219722593*smacks your arse hard on your way out*
remember the good old days before woke when you could toss your opponents and their families into chambers and gas them to death in their millions. now that was more like it. nowadays they kill people with drones from their smelly bedrooms between wanks
>>219722590>lowkeyWhat does this add to your post? Why include it
>>219722576reckon she doesn't actually put out and the sexual displays are all for show
what's the good word today then guys?
>>219722590is she fit
proto told me that she had a big blister on her foot from wearing heels all day and now it's burst, dunno what she expects me to do with that information, maybe she thinks i'm into foot stuff (which i am, but how could she possibly know?)
>>219722606just the sauce?
>>219722620like she did it in a lowkey way yk?>>219722624yeah i think she’s gorgeous
>>219722620It's a wogismZoomoids can't help but use them
>>219722647aye with a bit of chook and some rice and all that
>>219722652internet niggerbabble being adopted worldwide is such a cultural disaster man you see white autistic esl europeans saying shit like “bra ts is ass fr” without a shred of irony or self awareness. insufferable
still haven't figured out if ts means this or this shit
>>219721861I'M PIMP C I AIN'T NEVER MADE LUUUUUUVSUM OF MY FRIENDS SELL DRUUUUGSI GOT SOME BITCHES WITH SOME COCK GOOD AS GOLDCAUSE GOOD HOT PUSSY'S TO BE THROWED AND SOLD
>>219722678so not just the sauce then you lying little amoeba
>>219722681That’s the best bit about English desu we incorporate so much stuff from everywhere into our language, we don’t have bullshit national bodies deciding what can and can’t go into the dictionary, it’s great. You’re just offended we are using words that you think come from black people but all sorts of words from different languages and cultures have entered our speech and probably yours that you use every day.
New Zealand is making English an official language, previously the country's only official languages were Maori and Sign Language.
>>219722681That's what happens when you have a direct pipeline from O-block to white Europeans via social media coupled with 40 years of Hollywood pushing black Americans as the standard of "cool"
remember the slowthai psyop
Child free, more time for me
World Book Day today. What we reading?
remember when the queen died and the middle clarse decided clapping at funeral processions is something you do
>>219722728i know i literally just said the nigger word but i’m really not bothered by what race the slang comes from, it’s just the fact some people (most young people these days) are so hyper-online they all speak like cultureless robotic freaks because they don’t spend enough time immersed in their own nation’s culture and ways of speaking
>>219722781dont rememember this
Elizabeth Lyon (fl. c. 1722–1726), nicknamed Edgworth Bess or Edgware Bess, was an English thief, a prostitute, and the partner of the criminal Jack Sheppard. Little is known about her background or her early life, but it is known that she was working as a prostitute at the Black Lyon alehouse in London by 1722 or 1723. Here she met Sheppard—at the time an apprentice carpenter—and the two began a relationship.
>>219722721ahaha true!!
>>219722781Didn't happen
sitting down
wish i could afford to go to the brothel tonight but cenno doesn't come in until tuesday and i can barely afford my weekly drug ration as is
>>219722828liar
>>219722818>>219722797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S__sCR5d-ME
>>219722120wow I need to get her pregnant. idk wat the last part of that webm was
>>219722751but she has THREE (3) dogs thO
im a black lesbian trapped in a white australian mans body
>>219722854AI slop
>>219722854Imageboard not linkboard pal
>>219722873Can you do the booty clap thing?
>>219722904call the king a bender
Shabana Mahmood
I live next to a college so I tried to show off in my new car when I pulled out of my driveway onto the road in front of all the college kids, only went and fucking stalled it so embarrassing I wanted to die
>>219722934tried showing off to college kids is it?
>>219722918this is what rorke wanted right? remember he mad it very clear its only ILLEGAL immigrants he cares about
SSir KKKeir Stürmer
>>219722953Don’t be weird I’m only 22 myself
>>219722918Just in time for the 10 million Iranian refugees descending on Europe!
>>219722934
Iranians are cool and they have peng food and women it’s not like it’s 10 million Indians >>219722977
It’s dinner time at ‘spoons. What will it be?
can't stand authoritarianism most of the time but if it had a white nationalist ideology behind it i would wholeheartedly support it
never seen a fast or furious
coin operated boy
>>219723002tried to see one but the screening time was wrong so i got to the cinema too fast and was so furious i went home and had a wank instead
>>219722991
>>219722934you should be driving an automatic like an adult
>>219722992Just like the UK has the vile underclass so does Iran, and they're the ones coming over Same with Syria, same with the Albanians, same with the PolesIt's never the good immigrants that flee in large numbers
TECHNOLOGY.
not a leftypol but i reckon it should be legal to commit property vandalism against particularly twatty people
>>219723033This rustled my jimmies, well done I suppose.
>>219723036Ukraine proves you wrong
>>219723050cory not reacting well to the LA air
>>219723050this is the brownest man in the world
I am now fielding all questions. Please use this forum to speak up on any pressing issues.
>>219723072Ukraine was mostly women and children it's not comparable
>>219723118What's your deal man?
this is the first picture i saved from brit on 16th may 2017
>download Half-Life 2 yesterday>this is my youtube feed nowthey don't even try and hide it do they?
im on a jerking off adventure to gettothe bottomofthis
>>219723161OK but aside from that how do these video recommendations make you feel?
>>219723159would be greens now
>>219723148idk i think im retarded
I work with one of those Reddit type millennials who’s always going on about how zoomers can’t use computers and how we are boomer-tier when it comes to technology.Me and the other genz in work always wind him up asking him tedious obvious questions and he still hasn’t cottoned on that we’re taking the piss. I asked him what the point of the shift key is when you can just tap caps lock on/off the other day and he did the whole incredulous, take off his glasses to squeeze the bridge of his nose, chuckle exasperatedly to himself routine LMAO
I wish I could go jerk off again but I need to go find a girlfriend
>>219723174shall not be watching any of them. dont care
>>219723184whats the point of the SHIFT key when you can bind a AHK macro to the caps lock key down to be that and the key up to be that no moer
>>219723184topkek millenial reditors btfo
>>219723184i bet he doesnt post on reddit about it with pictures of bradley walsh
>>219723209Lets you sneak in minecraft
>>219723224true and it doesnt lt you fall off edges too right. good point lil zoomer
Going to stop reading the news. Serves no purpose other than to depress. I am in a wealthy country where we have so much money the government can pay you to stay alive if you fuck everything up. There is nothing to be concerned about.
>>219723176Gread :DDDDDDDDDD
>>219723193Australian posters are some of the best
any good choons lads
my thumbnails brokee mystery image (probably simping)
Argos reckons a creepy mask for mumberg day
>>219723282
>>219723250
>>219723284Newest claptrap for love island normies. MIL in SIL sit there of an evening blasting their faces with light as though it's going to do anything. If my wife gets one of these I'll be thoroughly unimpressed.
>>219723280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJSeGBvc19k
>>219723306Let's have a toot on your vape Ant, want a sip of my white monster? Not talking about my cock lol
I need my dick sucked
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
So is ponyshit.
>>219723335sexo I need to lock pinkie in my garage (and fuck her, sexo)
>>219723309Deanettes are an odd breed. I don't understand them. Surely a creepy mask that blasts their face with light would just age their skin. That and the boozing and holidays in the sun.
>>219723334>>219723344And you're going to keep crying about it, parasite
>>219723306big based jeff miss him everyday
pinkie in a dog bed pinkie in a dog bed
good morning /brit/! nth for Yuno!
>>219723355MIL smokes a thousand dodgy fags a day and then gets on the ozempic and does shit like this. Like you're 60 and probably gonna die soon, why are you wasting your money on it? Not like anyone in the world finds you attractive anyway.
>>219723371fuck off tranny
>>219723380Get a job, nigger
>Unemployment now higher in UK than in Italy, per FT
>>219723335how is she holding that
bye forum im off out to go try and find a girlfriend
>>219723394troon
>>219723410>”everything I don’t like is tranny shit!!!”Get a job instead of spamming poo and politics all day, nigger
>>219723399Look under rocks and try taking off the tree bark on fallen logs. They're known to be drawn to these dank and musty areas. In completely unrelated news, what are woodlice known as in your area? Peabugs for me.
think im born with some sort of dopamine receptor for nicotine missing cause smoking and vaping does nothing for me. mildly raises my heartrate and makes me a bit nervous. dunny why people bother
>>219723159kekaroo
>>219723432slaters
>>219723432charlies
>>219723432Arse womblers
>>219723439>all global mentions of gang rape in books
just spotted mikey putting £2 on a big Spurs win
why do jew ladies have such big boobs
>>219723522Good genes unironically. God's chosen
>Two sisters drowned at a national park beauty spot after going for a paddle fully clothed, an inquest has heard.>Hajra Zahid, 29, and her sister Haleema Zahid, 25, were pulled from the water at the Watkin Pools at Eryri National Park, in the Nant Gwynant area of Gwynedd, in June last year.
>>219723529ashkenazis are the most inbred people on earth
always buy whichever beer comes with a free glass. ive collected 6 rockshore glasses in the last month. the beer itself is piss
>>219723573would this be your equivalent of chinese tourists drowning in riptides at bondi beach
>>219723596Why do you need so many glasses, you don't have any mates
>>219723573Why did they mention they were fully clothed?
white people when there's smothered mate on the chess.com daily puzzle
>>219723596I just steal interesting pint glasses from the pub like a normal person.
>>219723612It’s harder to swim fully clothed
>>219723611none of your concern is it. keep your big nose out of my business
>>219723604idk yours sounds more dangerous than just slipping in a small pool when you go paddling and drowning because you can't swim>>219723612so that people know they were not showing skin even while paddling which would be haram
Dont even joke lad...
>>219723596When I was a bartender in a pub I used to bring home a tonne of glasses. Owner would give us the branded ones he got sent because he never wanted to store the extras.
Leftover cold ‘kizza for brekkie x
I demand someone addresses me, but not in a suit like that gay horse up there.
billion notifications at toil just people listing books theyre reading
the world is intolerable
>>219723657haha i like his little ear holes and how his muzzle almost matches
One time I got kicked out of the strip club coz i just started shagging all the birds
>>219723573
Toilberg calling me this morning before I arrive at the office. The nerve.
>>219723711same happened to me at the sanctuary
F1 is back this weekend. Not sure about the changes they've made though.
who remembers
>>219723298mad how fit she is when she's showing off her body but you can tell she'd be mid as fuck if you just saw her out and about
>>219723764literally ktim, never left lad
>>219723758my pedophile uncle sent this to me on whatsapp
>>219723867ok
HI GUYS
>>219723894hey lad
>>219723863you should really take that swastika down its unbecoming
>>219723899did years ago, don't even live in the same gaff anymorefun fact about what i wrote on there: i couldn't find a real piece of paper so it was an envelope from a packet that i bought specifically to put cash in to give to a prostitute
>>219723863strange man
>>219723919wtf lachlan is racismlad?
>>219723933nah, i was shagging escorts before lachie, though i doubt i'm anywhere near as prolific at it
>>219723933lachlan was never a real person
>>219723930how so? you're here forever mate. i've been around since 2014 with a few hiatuses here and there
fuck shit piss cock cunt
>>219723990>how so?>>219723764
Rorke do love he AI slop
my name is jim e. brownthe name of this song is i post on /brit/ as my only social outlet
just brushed my teeth. thanks x
>>219724010fair play
all kicking off in america lads. unbelievable scenes
miss him so much
Remember this?https://youtu.be/ABYnqp-bxvg?t=8
>>219724074would love to blow this niggas head smoove off
>>219724079I remember Canada thinking she would be an international superstar
>>219724083Stop it.
>>219724096She was literally on Sesame Streethttps://youtu.be/fZ9WiuJPnNA
shag, shag, shag my arse, til you make me cummerrily merrily merrily merrilyrape me up the bum
>>219724111And anything notable in say, the past decade?
>>219724117enjoyed this post
Kind of depressing coming to /brit/ nowadays. It’s like your local pub that’s got tattier and rougher over the years and fewer and fewer people are visiting and most of the time now it’s just a few alkies quietly drinking and muttering to themselves in the corner and you’re just waiting until the place gets closed down.
Generally I don't spend a lot of money on outward appearance, though I do dress well I'm by no means a fashionistaHowever there are a few pieces that really deserve investment: a good watch, your wallet, a solid pair of shoesI imagine this falls on deaf ears with you lot zooming around in your slazengers, velcro trifold and "vintage" casio
>>219724137Get a life outside of 4chan
>>219724123Tiny Deskhttps://youtu.be/kIBTww3U30MJimmy Kimmel Livehttps://youtu.be/EvP4TwE7SHE
>>219724141don't like wearing watches what if i get pasta sauce on it
Mumsnet be like>Should I let little jeighden befriend blacks and asians >absolutely not hun they might be transgender xx
>>219724177ayyy tone you got some Sunday gravy on it! ohhhh!!!
taking umbrage
are you threatening me with marriage? because i will marry her
>>219724137you really should get a grip
>>219724143Slightly bizarre accusation, possibly projection? I maybe spend an hour or so a week here (and that’s down in the last year) but the decline of this place is obvious no matter how much time you spend here I would imagine.
>>219724137maybe you take this website far too seriously
wanking to Hinako
take a hike buddy
mouth spitting hypnosis conditioning
>>219724196>>219724220Well I didn’t want to sound too maudlin but this website was fun at one point. You’re still here as well even when it’s in this depressing state…
>go to south africa >everyone is white
cooking up a new ladsand yes, it will be an anime edition.
>>219724258Australian redhead mouth spitting (her Canadian friend (also redhead) is on my dick)
Australian redhead mommy rapes foreign UK national
>>219724258Thats an amazing fat frog facebook
>>219724292>>219724292>>219724292Here you go chaps
Having a woo and doing a pank
