ella purnell edition
well that's an ella purnell edition isnt it
>>219726098lol
>>219726098is she naekd wtf
>>219726098>ella purnell edition
>>219726098need to lick her weird eyes
genuinely came across a random pitbull roaming around in the forest behind my house and I nearly shit myselfluckily it wasn't agressive, but it was a fucking horse of a dog, so muscular
The American Military has told its troops that they are invading Iran to bring back Jesus Christ
>>219726115err yeah that's what people do in the shower x
>>219726118the R on her necklace stands for Rronke
Eyes too big eww creepy
Six. Seven. Screaming.
>>219726164literally me on the right
>>219726164why is bro not wearing any trousers
>>219726164the fuck does celestia even permit gay marriage
>>219726164me and umposter
>>219726188UM x
hello!
why do the people in the turkish barbers put seeds out for the pigeons?
>>219726200i'm doing the 'fode face' right now
*drives my blista compact at you*
>why yes i do wear a fedora with my wedding dress
We should all do the Fode Face at 1pm !!
Still thinking about that time 7 years ago I posted my willy in a /soc/ dick rate thread and didn't get a single rating.
shall be educating myself tonight
racist barn
mmmmm
Ella Poo smell
Gen Z facts1/3 of GenZ men believe women should obey their husbands and that men have the final decision in comparison to 10% of Millennials and Boomers1/4 dislike independent womenAnd for the first time in surveying Gen Z women believe ambition in men is a negative trait compared to previous generations where it was the top trait desired
Sir Bennis
genuinely came across a random pitbull roaming around in the forest behind my house and I fucked its shithole.luckily it wasn't agressive, but it wanked its fucking horse cock, so muscular
>>219726255>>219726260Phil Foden may be a zesty chav but i like that he likes fishing. Wonder if he watches gone fishing with mortimer and whitehouse
>>219726260squealing
>>219726292because they're all pakis lmao
What? Give them £40K so they can just come back again? Government is fucking clueless man
seriously though why is he so fucking zesty
>>219726314Ah yes 1/3 of people under 30 are pakis and we're intelligent enough to fill out this survey ah yes
>>219726260>>219726255stopped being funny 40 posts ago
219726297Very low quality post, not a fan
>>219726098would you eat ella's spaghetti?
>>219726315why dont they just put the bastarding navy in the channel? oh right because leftypol wants us raped and impoverished
The read
>>219726349corr get her eyeballs in there and id scran the lot
Genuinely love cute women with eccentric features
He f*cked up!!
posting in an ella thread
Eerily big eyes, very odd
pussy nigga knows he fucked uplame nigga better know his luck up
>>219726411The Golden One always came across as very likable.
I'm not just getting older, games are worse now
i don't even know who that is
>>219726435HIGH THUMOS VGHLOOK AT HIS MUSCLES
girl at work has an uncanny resemblance to Ella except a bit chubby and longer hair
Grown men complaining about video games
>>219726436just play old games then
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/634037470032788986Leftypols london trip sorted
I was promisedA magic seedMake me richFruit of Jack's beanfruit of Jack's beanI have eatenI have drunkI have wished for this curse to endThis curse to endBut I stillhaven't shatwhat I'm pooing for
>>219726469Go shine ya wee bald head
doing fuck all aren't I
day 17 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
>>219726436just like all other media, they now aim to appeal to as wide a global audience as possible for maximum profit. This means safe, predictable, boring
Why are Americans like this?https://files.catbox.moe/g925qy.mp4
>>219726492Grim
just caught a fish
>>219726492dont really get this stuff but a bed in a cupboard might be cosy in a weird way
>>219726469good post
contacting the BBC"I gladly pay my licence fee in order to use BBC iplayer and BBC Sounds on my phone app and on my laptop at home. I listen to radio 2 in my car and my work van but otherwise don't own a radio. My actual TV is broken and I cant afford to fix or replace it. I'm contacting to say if any commercial advertising is introduced in any capacity, except promoting the BBC, then I will no longer be happy to pay my licence fee. The Licence Fee might be an uncomfortable compromise, but it's an important compromise that should be protected for those of us who are happy to pay. Please pass this message on to Rhodri Talfan Davies when he becomes interim Director General."
toilfu still hasn't responded to my message from last night :(
foids be like>i need to dress like this at the gym for comfort
>>219726436quite enjoying witcher 3 me that only came out in 2015
>>219726308ya you'd definitely squeal while I put my dick in your buttfannny
>>219726513haha
>>219726536YOU'LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OF STEEL!
>>219726535IdcAs long as you don't attempt to speak to a woman you cannot have a cortisol spike
>>219726524fisherman are you?
listening to some ross from friends
he is inevitable
>>219726525Imagine the cleaners are not getting paid enough there
>>219726560yeah something of that sort
>>219726565he's underrated tb.h
Youtube problem solved it was my work connection
>>219726579Another jew?
>>219726558why do you get stressed talking to women
>>219726315lovely grimace by the next Labour PM
Flicking through the 1998 playboy issue where Geri gets her tits out
>>219726565>eat sandwich>destroy your entire political career
listening to lorde and feeling like a whore
>>219726603did she really
>>219726596Because it is like speaking to a toddler but you are required socially to treat them like adults
when was the last time a girl was pleased to see you?
>>219726590he's less jewish than badenoch and farage
>>219726640ummmcan't say that's ever happened really
>>219726640dunno maybe 2021 or some such
>>219726632and when did you last have sex out of interest?
>>219726371must be a Lovecraft book
i'm so fat now, I'm bursting out of my shirt
women should be arrested and placed in chains
>>219726603I cummed buckets to Emma BUNton
doing a gay porn poo haka in my smelly bedroom
>>219726640visited my mum yesterday
>>219726657With my last girlfriend.When you interact with women and have been in a long term relationship with one you'll understand what I mean.
>>219726627Yeah they're actually a little disappointing>>219726673Nonce
reckon this will work?
>>219726685obviously I'm not talking about relatives here
>>219726675s
>>219726692I interact with them daily at toil mate, never felt like I was talking to a toddler
post the fitties
Mel C was always best girl
>>219726640At work when I was asked to lift something heavy
>>219726672yes YES
>>219726699they should give failed sex havers £40,000 instead
im a bit chunky but my mum calls me her big strong bear and keeps giving me big dinners and sweets so im not going to moan
*moans gayly*
>>219726718Yeah okay we know you have a chair in your bedroom
>>219726699
got sunburnt when I went for my jog :/
Effy was fit as fuck in skins wasn’t she
>>219726759*gets a boner*
women should be rounded up and deported to the isle of lesbos
>>219726760bizarre post
>>219726699Why would we pay them, if they've failed AND are willing to go back to their supposedly dangerous countries for £40,000 they were clearly just illegal immigrants
Thought i was posting on /brit/ ans was actually on /tv/
>>219726513This bitch talking about my bowling game
>1.49maren't swedes supposed to be tallwhy is she such a goblin
>>219726805lol
I love women personally, me
>>219726800>doesn't understand Ah a millenicuck
>>219726818shes got some syndrome hasnt she
>>219726760I also have one I sit there to manipulate my laptop.
>hop in a dinghy to Britain>spend a few weeks dicking about in a detention centre>get £40K>go homeit's like a little holiday where you get a years salary at the end
>>219726818Would shag her mongy face rotten
>>219726805sc
>>219726779...yh
>>219726818lmfao look at this manlet (the only male freaks obsessed with height) Manlet prick *stomps on you by accident*
which one do you prefer lads
>>219726818I have never seen such disparity between the sexes anywhere else on earth. 90% of the men could have been models and 90% of women were goblin-faced obese freaks. They're also short and spray fake tan all over themselves.
dont see how we can claim to be a liberal society with a monarchy, established church and unelected second chamber
>>219726882we just are innit
>>219726882dont really need them do wethen again dont really need to get rid of them eitherwho knows
are you proud of your administrative government-issued geopolitical division lads?
*gays gayily*
u wot
get the fucking niggers deported
get spurs relegated
>>219726882about a tenth of those lords are hereditary peers and a further 26 are bishopsYou'd think you could at least get rid of those.
>>219726873Actually insane how masculine they are
>>219726902i'm from devon and yeah
>>219726937A bit of tradition is good.
>>219726698She is older than me you red cross donation campaign posterboy
>>219726940Men dont have bums like that. (Usually)
heatherpaedogpt launching self harm ritual for the 2nd time today
>>219726862um she was 15 here actually
>>219726992Out of 10
>>219726992not sure she was actually
>>219726961Bodied that loser freak
feels a bit grim when you see a video on instagram or tiktok of a fitty and then you see 08 in the tagsLike yh my bad
>>219726933me? what can i do?
>>219726992So she already has a body-count of 30
>>219726960nonembrace change every time we have some lord lieutenant or high sheriff dressing up like a 9 year old at halloween I feel embarrassment and SHAME for my country
every moment you spend expends a little bit of youremember that
>>219726876i think its also true in eastern europe where the men are goblin big eared ugly freaks and the women are goddesses
>>219727029yours is and will always be 0
>>219727054Bodied that cunt
>>219727054Extremely female post
>>219726876The opposite of Poles then
it pains me to say
>>219726902some of the darker areas are so randomwhats there to be proud of in kent
>>219727054
she's 33 now and skins started in 2007
>>219726098>>219726118She's like a real life anime girl
>>219727031We embraced change a now we're a gay republic filled with wogs and communists.
Why dont politicians fear the people?
>>219727079she was 16 when her season startedwhat's the problem?
>>219726818>tintintake the piss
>>219727098
>>219727100Because we are hypnotised by beads and mirrors
based
true change is subtle and subconscious
>>219727135say more about this
>>219727132genuinely need him to have his head lopped off with a fire axe on live tv
how do atheists defend this
>>219727162Tectonic plates innit
>>219727162it doesn't fit perfectly
>>219727162Did turkey poo out cypress through that dardanalles strait?
turkey mention
>>219727162so it was god that just took out a chunk of turkey, flipped it 180 degrees and just plopped it down to turn it into cyprus, then?*calls the pysche ward*yeah diego's out again, come get him
Leftypol's seen footageRorke filmed it
Very worried about this situation in the middle east, lads.
>>219727162mad how important the sea of marmara isif only we could bring the turks to reason
How will you react when a migrant deal is signed for Iranian refugees?
>>219727250the middle east situation is CRAZY
>>219727250Why?
>>219727250whys that then
>>219727250don't worry about it kitten
am I meant to believe the lad who spends all day generating images of black blokes with white women is not a cuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Epsteindoing a read
>>219727250see >>219727114
>>219727307jk rowling ahh name
>>219727278Wank my penis
>>219727278Would laugh honestly. I reckon iranians are probably better and more civilised than pakis, afghans and somalians. But it would be so like our government to do whatever Israel wants
>>219727289hes admitted to being a cuck when dtfic baited him into dropping his yardie persona
>>219727307recognise the namehe's one of the 3 americans to defect to red chinaall 3 were jews by the way
>>219727278if they do the ukranian scheme but for iranians how will people be able to complain without looking blatantly racist
DTFIC on the botty again yh?
his silence is deafening
the 2026 iranian-american war iceberg
nonce botnet doesn't work anymore you retardgo back to saying it's him on a vpn instead yh?
u know i'm cold but i'm hot got a fever
Got you riled up doesnt he lol
>>219727415i'm puttin tris in a crush two litre
still can't believe clavicular got frame mogged by asu frat leader
my poo history iceberg
>>219727280>>219727284More refugees, you fucking idiots.
>>219727384why do eastern euros have weird exaggerated features like big earsdo they even know they look weird? suppose its normal for them
the epberg icestein
any sink-pissing sissies in?
>>219727436frame mogging only works on men thoughwomen don't care about it
Thingken of bringing a hammer to my next doctors appointment
>>219727376>without looking blatantly racistIt's 2026 nobody cares about this anymore
scared to poo. ever since I quit coffee/caffeine they've been rock solid and extremely difficult to pass. the niggers don't even flush properly for days, it's a nightmare
>>219727435choon
>>219727450Iranians hate Britain
>>219727484no
every post i make out here is life and deathwho the fuck are you
>>219726664get on the wegovy lad
fucking SCREAMING
Seeing how they've been treated terribly by the regime for decades, I think it's only fair that iranian WOMEN are the only refugees, thank you for listening.
ey up
>>219727506They do. Britain is the boogey man in their politics
>>219727536normal ones don't hate us
>>219727523why
Sir Keith is onhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c62gg44d53xt#player
There are quite literally two pakis currently sat on my roof eating a banana
We are going to war lads.Who is joining up to fuck Iran?I look forward to r*ping veiled women and killing Persians like a Greek god.
>>219727593what from both ends like the spaghetti dogs
lads...
i am a white Greek man
>>219727593Theyre both sharing one banana? Corr hentai
>>219727606Shut up you fat cringe case
>>219727614She is an annoying cunt who needs a proper footy lad to shag her up the arse so she cant sit on a chair at the football.
>>219727618you are the brownest person on planet earth
>>219727606Ok..... i will die for... Israel!
>>219727650hello paki, ill take a watermelon ice flavour vape
living in a little nook aren't i
>>219727680Pakistanis dont like iran you nigger
>>219727695Say thank you!
>>219727614a piece of ass but retarded
>>219727695Actually ive just checked. And we're full at the moment. Sorry :(
my freakin head hurts
>>219727695
>>219727695rorke revoking his iranians are white claim
>>219727668Sir Keir demands it.
build the fucking walls
>>219727606Ffs What's Keir done now?
>>219727690Don't care. They are all ragheads to me. This is 2003 again.
>>219727803He has effectively declared war on Iran, in conjunction with the US and allies.
>>219727758think youre supposed to use two of those when skiing
>>219727614love herrare case of genuine female autism
>>219727765scomf why the fuck did he keep asserting that for years did he really believe the 'descendants of blond macedonians' shit
I'm afraid I won't be going
>>219727354>all 3 were jews by the wayAnd?
measuring /brit/
>>219727839Did the strawman really?
>>219727830>sent 4 fighter jetsHardly declaring war is it you melodramatic nonce
>>219727853decent selection
Why does he post the meal deals
Uh oh botty meltdown
>>219727853Actually makes me sad realising the number of NPCs that shovel this crap into their mouths every dayThey think it's a personality trait and all
doing a browse of /r/UK_babes_underrated
lizardisation
>>219727911Bowel cancer will sort the wheat from the chaff
YJK Rowling
>>219727924perusing the trolls under the bridge are ya hans
JK Howling
>>219727933cancer takes so long to kill people that it doesn't make a difference
>>219727840Yes you will. The Cold War has turned hot, and this is world war 3, and Sir Keir expects everyone to do their duty. The West. The USA, UK, and maybe France/Europe. vs Russia and IranChina is on the sideline, a lame duck. Hopefully when we eliminate the Iranian regime and remove Russians from Ukraine, hang Putin, then the Japs and Koreans can take North Korea, and we tame the Chinks by boxing them in.
doing a poo and having a wank with the lads
What do you think about Big Xi having two tea cups while all the other commies only get one?
imagine cavewoman pussy
>>219727695why dont they go to safe countries nearer to themwe dont want them
>>219727891Thats the first step. The entire military is getting deployed. In one year the draft will be reintroduced.
>>219727924leng ting gefunden
>>219727987I'm thinking he hairlinemogs me
>>219727973Bowel cancer is usually pretty aggressive
>>219727987how come he gets snookers biggest superstars to pour his tea
>>219728004fat jewess
>>219727975nah I'm just going to stay at home
>>219728004would suck her jewish bean
>>219727987What would happen if you pretended to trip and just drenched him in scalding water. Would you be gulaged?
thinking about getting into shortwave radio
Starmer just said "wagwan crodies" and announced that the Gherkin will be changed to a nightclub for black men to rape white women in or whatever the lore is
>>219728003he's reinforcing the fighters that are already there shooting down drones/missiles that threaten british bases, this isn't even an escalation
>>219728015think a lot about bowels do youbent prick
>>219728004So grim it's actually ridiculous
>>219727993corr probably up for smelly primal sex
>>219728087>>219728087
>>219728042ill drag you out and force you into a locked room with nothing to do but control drones. If you refuse you don't get to decide which radio station is playing on speakers and you get no access to the toilet or food.
>>219728011True>>219728018Kek>>219728054Bamboo under the fingernails then hanging if I had to guess
>>219728078Men will deployed to the bases.Will you be a Lawrence of Arabia?or a coward tied to a lamppost with your arse out and a white feather poked up your arse and a slaphead with your head shaved?
>>219728063OMFG is this true?
>>219728080*starts humping your leg *
