stuntpegg edition
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>219728109why did he become moure mouse-like
>>219728087sexo
>haha yeah i love football don't hit on me silly boys
Have you ever met a Hispanic/Latino person in Britain?
Sihks? Bro tier
Liversimp OP
stuntpeng
>>219728154incel
>>219728156no. i met a few in New Zealand after the earthquakes but they kept to themselves and left when the work slowed down.
>>219728156was an argie lad and a brazilian girl at schoolthey were brown but normal
Briefly dated a woman who was really into the footy and it was absolutely jarring Watching her switch into football mode, the shouting, the swearing, banging on the table, jeering, doing football chatHonestly it was at that moment I understood the "ick", couldn't look at her the same way after
>>219728187chavorse
undergoing tobification
>>219728156Yeah. In my college class I had a fat Brazilian. He was either born there and moved to Rhode Island and then to the UK or was born into a Brazilian family in RI and then moved here but he spoke fluent Portuguese. Anyway he was gay, had died greasy cyan hair and sometimes wore skirts. He went uni in Brighton and I’d stalk his twitter sometimes and he’d talk about weird gay stuff he was doing.
Could do with higher frequency gyaldem posts tbqh, come on lads get the fitties out
>>219728198lush
>>219728156uni professor was from brazilshe was nice
>>219728224do it yourself you lazy porn-brained git
>>219728198mid and seems like she'd be a right annoying cunt to be around
>>219728087Brave thing to do in London
First for Catherine's soiled knickers
>>219728224
>>219728222ever shag him up the arse
Toby Soprano
We at /brit/ will be watching Tottenham Hotspur's relegation with intense enjoyment
reckon Brits would enjoy Mexican/Central American foodnot yank shite like tacos and burritos, actual cuisine like pupusas, tamales, tlacoyos, alambres, things of that nature
uh oh raped
>>219728301Too much work
*stands autistically*
haven't seen umbunny for a while
TAMALE
yes okay we get it in your mind she is your actual girlfriendstop spamming now
>>219728341love her
>>219728301reckon the whole notion of 'national palates' or dishes is mad overblown im sure people would like it not that i have any idea what the fuck that is
>>219728344they were here last night
i am fundamentally inhuman
>>219728344>haven't seen umbunny for a while
>>219728251
>>219728354dont have a mini meltie x
PROTECT ISRAEL
the /brit/ iceberg might shock you
might make some tacos
>>219728384:OO ----->
Any lads here ever barebacked an escort?
>>219728356to some extent yeah, mainly talking about dishes that would be hard to find a good iteration of far outside their country of origin. e.g. you'd probably have a hard time finding a decent scotch egg in Italy
>>219728087good edition
>>219728344They haven’t posted in three days! I suspect they received a ban :(
any thoughts on this john kiriakou fella i think hes really funny
He’s been on meltdown toil ever since I exposed him for posting on the botty haha
>>219728467He's funny but it's interesting how hard he's been pushed recently in the run up to this latest war
>MELTY HE'S DOING A MELTY>HE'S ON THE BOTNET TOBY'S ON THE BOTNET>HEATHERPEDO MELTY>SPAKI MELTY ON THE BOTNETshut up you fucking mongs
actually it will be tuna salad for lunch
>>219728483get that in your dating profile you sad virgin freak
>>219728449is she married? women's cameras are always flipped so that must be her left hand
>>219728435blimey
just spent £10 on fruit and fruit juice
>>219728529no that is her right hand (she always has a watch on her left as seen in other photos ITT)
new Indian food truck down the block from me. might do a cheeky saag paneer and rice for lunch
Do you reckon he’ll go back to spamming the ai generated pictures of black men with white schoolgirls soon? I’m bored and need some entertainment
>>219728512i dont know if hes went viral because of some outside influence or because the edits are genuinely very funny and zoomers on tiktok and ig love them
if captchas are so bad you have to spend money on 4chan pass you should at least get an account, profile picture and direct messages to other pass users. get on it oriental moot
lads
>>219728610even my mum?
>>219728572>wanting to see pictures of schoolgirlsEr… mate?
off for a quick lesbian wank
>>219728610ktim
love that starmer, fresh off of domestic failure, now wants to be trump's poodle like blair was for bush. what could go wrong
>>219728644oh
Is there a Spanish general on here? I am going to Barcelona next month and just want to give them spics a heads up if one of them anti tourists squirt me with a water bottle they are getting sparked out.I’m literally dropping every piece of rubbish and left over food on the floor and pissng all over the floor every time I use the bathroom
>>219728610fucking easy to say when you don’t want to shag their wet pussies
Uh oh botty melty
>>219728677/med/
that's ummythat video is ummy
>>219728677You won’t do shit, Rorke. When those med bulls get their super soakers out you’ll piss yourself and run away
>>219728740hang yourself
Hiking up a volcano tomorrow then soapland the day after ;) to my get my penis sucked ;)
get the /pol/bait posted lads aha
>>219728769nothing wrong with learning about other religions
>>219728740sup crodeep xx
>>219728784my RE curriculum had more about buddhism and islam than christianity, this was a catholic school
reckon that might be ai. not 100% sure though
I have little camping experience and a schizo who wants to experience something for once in my shit life What is a country or place I can go to with a hiking pack a tent and a couple hundred quid and just walk and camp and see where the world takes me with the least chance of being killed by an animal or dying in quicksand or some shit
right
/brit/ do you reckon teenage girls and women are bitchy and bullying about tits? Like if a girl has zero tits and is pretty do you reckon the stacked Stacey’s gossip or bully them about it?
>>219728841Scotland
Damn it now I have a boner
>>219728851mmhmm dey tapping dey oysters rn xx
>>219728841Scandinavia. Good wild camping laws
>>219728841>What is a country or place I can go to with a hiking pack a tent and a couple hundred quid and just walk and camp and see where the world takes me with the least chance of being killed by an animal or dying in quicksand or some shitdoesn't exist, anywhere truly wild is full of things that will kill youthat being said probably the highlands and islands in Scotland
>>219728841probably somewhere in the middle east would be the safest place
i find it sad because you can tell ziedy doesn't respect heathermong at all
>>219728907>anywhere truly wild is full of things that will kill youmaybe if you're an ignorant unprepared retard
>>219728882yeah
>>219728927Heathermong can try for hours to get his attention and he’ll basically just be ignored the entire time. It’s an incredibly sad dynamic
if we were all stuck in a room with each other for a thousand years we'd probably suck each other off
>>219728974sup crodie xyou gonna hop on discord later?
>>219728927LOL this is it, ziedy finds him kinda cringy and a bit of a hanger-on. Imagine being rejected by even that freqk
this is dtfic pretending to be hm thoughbeit
It’s not really strange at all when you consider that heathermong essentially just latched on to his gimmick and then just started posting a lower quality, less funny version of it
rorke's vacayfirst stop turkey, second stop thailand
A real battle for the ages, this one.
>>219728989if there's like 20 people in a room, how many different blowjobs can occur
>>219729054>rishi sunak
>>219729054who are the fellows on the rightmost column and what do they stand for
>>219729043That is the only way the poor bugger knows how to make friends
>>219729054thinking of joining the war on the side of qatar
If it wasn’t for the paedophilia aspect. Ziedy’s gimmick would actually be pretty funny. If you say you’ve never laughed at a Cronemverse post I honestly don’t believe you. The Cronem Activating song didn’t make you laugh? Sir Rosenior leaving a voicemail on Katy’s phone didn’t make you laugh? BatonPay didnt make you laugh?
>>219729075belligerents against someone in the Israeli axis without being pro-Israel
>>219729054nigga called salami
>>219729070sc
>>219729117BatonPay was funny. That’s basically the only one I’ve ever laughed at though.
>>219729117why are you talking about yourself, freak
jews vs muslims isn't it
>>219729117I love how he makes every black British person no matter how neeky and middle class sound like they’re a yardie from the 80s. Liam Rosenior, James Cleverley, Kwasi Kwarteng, Jude Bellingham LOL
i'm on the side of the aliens
>>219729126fucked that message up didn't I*Against someone in the Iranian axis without being pro-Israel
GOOD GUYS WINBAD GUYS LOSEAND AS ALWAYSENGLAND PREVAILS
>>219728863why are our women so ugly genuinelywhat causes this>>219728882my anorexic sister used to get bullied at her all girls school and said the girls both called her fat and made fun of her lack of chest
>>219729065i figured it out each person can give a blowjob to every other individual so it's n(n-1) or 380 unique blowjobs
little bit miffed that the price of food is going to be like 15% higher for a couple years because 70 year old mongs in charge of nukes believe if they blow themselves up jesus will return or something
>>219729178they're not?
>>219729167too be fair most of em are like that. was surprised when i saw a well spoken one walking a spaniel the other day.
Meltdown loool
right im putting the kettle on. If anyone wants one, please let know how you have it
if someone tries to use a nuke, aliens will stop it. they've done it before.
>>219729217two sugars and lots of milk
*pisses in the kettle*
>>219729217i like my coffee how i like my women
>>219729258thanks toby very reassuring x
just turned on my rice cooker
just turned off that lad's rice cooker. he's in for a nasty surprise when he goes to get his fluffy, perfectly cooked rice
Shan't be clicking
>>219729307just can't imagine the line of reasoning that would one to take this photo
why is it brown
>>219729307Right so why the absolute fuck has this given me an erection then?
just escaped from a rice cookeri'm a grain of rice by the way
love trees, they don't even move
ever heard your sister having sex?
>>219729374i dont have a sister?
>>219729323fats get horny too
I was there, were YOU?
>>219729404what if you did though
why is this
>>219729418didnt even know it was happening 2bh
>>219729418isnt chrissy woke as fuck and bobby just a massive arsehole
right that's my penis you're stimulating
>>219729488unironically the mass proliferation of third worlders into the internet, literally every corner of the web is infested with muzzjeets, asians and every other flavour of wog
>>219729502they are fictional tv characters
1910s internette was pure, clean
might upgrade my incel walks to incel hikes
>the mass proliferation of third worlders into the internet in the early 20th century
stomping my feet
>>219729568sc
contemplating my next move
eating porridge
have a gander at Vinnie
having no friends isn't really a big deal in this day and age. it must have been much worse before the internet.
>>219729629good vinnie cat
>>219729629hi vinnie :3
i dont give a goose
i'll never forget when i saw "it" at the circuswhat was it?
>>219729631but you would probably have friends if it weren't for the internet
I think i have an ear infection im like deaf in one ear. Thats probably fine though isnt it? It'll go away
>>219728644sexmegasex
>>219728672>aimed at intercepting Iranian missiles before they are launchedmeaning hitting them on the ground? meaning bombing targets in Iran? bizarre definition of defensive honestly
screeching at thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3EYAY2MftIThe poor cars just want to get through and these tourist cunts keep trying to copy the beatles albumIt happens every 60 fucking secondslmao
>>219729631wonder what it was like when you just had to go out and talk to people in real life
>>219729564incel sleep is the best incel activity imo
inflating
>>219729198>one day you will be eating slop and watching slop BUT IN AMERICAderanged whore
>>219729744gropey the clown
>>219729198holy goy
>>219729744Dog doing a backflip
>>219729789one of them just beeped
>>219729896Her fingers must be really long
can't stop vomitting
right well that's a woman with an erection
>>219729907roar
>>219729916good
>>219729789people are so weird. just an album innit
>>219729855>>219729871It's crazy how every Evropean girl wants to move to NY or LA
>>219729789Reckon a local would know to use a different route
got a pit in my mattress
>>219729944people really spent their days making stuff like this
oooohhyeahhhhhoh yeahhheayahhhoooohhhmy new song
>USAMost AircraftMost Aircraft CarriersBiggest military budget>RussiaMost nukesMost tanks>ChinaMost army personnel>North KoreaMost submarines>BritainMost outclassed
white people be like I think I'll use my credit card
fuck civilisation
I'm with North Macedonian until the bloody end
>>219730024objectively beautiful but somehow unremarkable
>>219730082>Most submarines???
>>219730123south macedonia for me
have come to the realisation that I'm just a neoliberal but a complete hyperorke on immigrationthose two positions are a bit incongurent though
>>219730162mhmm alri
>>219730162neoliberalism is on the way out tbqh
>>219730151
>>219730162>rorke navel gazing about his incredible and unique political views (that every other vanilla chud shares)Yawn, just join Restore
>>219730138look at bottomthis is a bit antiquated though (by near a decade I say) We have 2 aircraft carriers now, Yankland has 11 and their new one puts the other 10 to shame, China has 3but year dprk loves the subs
why didnt batman just shoot joker in the head with a gun
One more day of toil...
>>219730218shame because a single british soldier equals at least several of any other nation
20% of March done already team
>>219730234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feLCpfGniz8
USS Gay Porn
Building a submarine in my garage to beat the DPRK navy
>>219730218pound for pound our soldiers win
HMS Sir Keir Starmer
Know a lad who used to be in the parachute regiment, isn't allowed back in Northern Ireland for his own good as the IRA have a hit out on him
>>219730218it looks like they're almost entirely midget submarines, and there's likely a reason no country with a real military has bothered with themthey probably just built them so they could say they have the most subs in the world
I wish I could use LessWrong but I don't want to interact with troons
>>219730116Send out the scouts and dog soldiers to scour the land, leave no stone unturnedChief Highstakes this would be the perfect place for our tribes new casino
>>219730340they're littler peoplethey don't need behemoth leviathans
lied to toil about having food poisoning so I could get today and tomorrow off. I feel like this is my Heisenberg moment
Dead general
Would you date yourself if you were a girl?
>>219730364Are the torpedoes smaller too? Do they just shoot out Kim with a hammer and chisel to poke holes in the hull of enemy vessels?Curious people.
>>219730369Badass you are mate
>>219730410yeah
>>219730218>tiny island full of incels and neets>5th strongest militarywhy are we so fucking BASED
>>219730419okay yoda
>>219730410no I'm fat boring and got a small willard
getting rape tortured
if i was a girl i'd let you all shag me
>>219728784Correct but /brit/ is full of virgins who seethe endlessly about brown people and the religions of brown people
screaming
>>219730540
Bit of mental health today. Got a headache and feel tired.
>>219729629Catberg on a stretchy one
>>219730540rape nigger roar
geez
>>219729629<3
>>219730116Civilisation? Good songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsL90gkbNY
I'm a gay ass incel motherfucker
taken from us too soon do lods. it not right
arse itching
>>219730653He has a new channel and said he will be back in April
didn't ask, you stupid tranny cunt
i could eat a knob at night
17 degree winter btw oh my days
>>219730745done him
reccies lads?
>>219730776the mens bowtie would look cute in your hair
recovering from my latest traumatic experience
Call me a tranny in ALDI Shrewsbury and see what happens dickhead
BRUTAL
just explained the Rorkeverse to my mum and she said there's positions open at her place of work if i want to apply. Not sure what the connection is there
why are the half breeds always taking the black side
/brit/train to sacked trannys arse in the Aldi toilets and we all shoot so much cum inside his shaved bussy he's leaking for the rest of the day
>>219730832this is why them non-gulf arabs are so poorthey lack the grindset mentality
we have unisex toilets at work but i always make sure not to go in too soon after a woman has been in there in case they think i'm doing something weird like sniffing the seats
>>219730832those little wogs don't have the grindset
>>219730776Cheap chink shit produced to go straight into a landfill
>>219730832idiots if they go for money as well they can have all that
why does every professional feminist need to date a billionaire
Got toil tomorrow and yes it's a long grim one 6:00 am to 16:00 pm need to go shop for supplies namely energy drinks and snacks
just spent like 20 minutes crafting the perfect fuckable imperial twink in oblivion then buggered it up by adjusting the age slider at the end rather than at the startlooked like some kind of goblin no matter what
>>219730895yes mate. i'm sure if little hameed who sleeps under the stars in the rubble of his bombed out shack in palestine just hustled for an extra 30 minutes a day he'd be on his way to a lambo
>>219730882he doesn't even shave it's canon that he has a hairy pooey man's arse because he's a hairy pooey man
I unironically say "dude" instead of "mate"It's a London thing, you dudes wouldn't get it.
>>219730955
>>219730234batman doesn't kill people. he only gives them life-changing injuries and brain damage
Don't want to go to work tomorrow if I'm being perfectly honest. It's disastrous for my mental health
>>219730978it's bald and bright pink in this fantasy
>>219731049well in reality it's just a hairy pooey mentally-ill incel's arsehole
>>219730369 here, feeling guilty now. they need me at work and I'm here being a lazy arse telling them an outright lie
>>219729789gets posted here all the time newcunt
>>219731018how is that noncey
probably doesn't even wash it, the dirty bastard. they're notorious for their poor personal hygiene the trannies are
>>219731077true but its a WOMAN'S hairy pooey mentally ill incel arsehole
>>219730860Little Toryboys having an absolute meltdown because a black man spoke his mind
>>219731104The company won't go bankrupt because you had a day off or two. Got to do what's best for you mate
>>219730369runts like you are why the economy is stagnating
did a really sloppy poo and the bf told me not to wipe and wait until he gets home
>First chartered plane bringing Britons home fails to take offLOL
Going to get dressed and head down shop soon. Shopping list>Energy drinks (sugar free)>Crisps (Monster munch pickled onions?)>Baguette OR fresh baked loaf from bakery section >Cereal bars (?)
>>219731077touché
>>219731191Saudi lefties refusing to let them be deported
>>219731177don't you know we're at toil!
>>219730939wonder if he likes to smell her farts and poo
#PrayForNigwit lets get this trending guys and gals
pooey hairy arse in desperate need of love
Rorke collapsing to the floor screaming and crying in Games Workshop upon reading this newshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gjjn41l7no
I am a beautiful woman
>>219728087
>>219731191really really REALLY hope we at least get a fatal plane crash or two out of all this. hundreds of soulless deanos and plastic slags dying in a fireball
>>219731302can you vocaroo this for us?
>>219731308that can't be good for your soul
>>219731302with a big ol knob and juicy bollocks
sisterberg goes to dubai every year. probably not this year though.
neighbour always has a cold. hear her blowing her nose everyday through the walls. She'll be dead by 40
>>219731308souls don't exist
battening down the hatches
>>219731385>>219731385>>219731385
should I shave my head lads, would it look good on me?
>>219731264Britney? Leave her alone mateJust leave her, yeah
