Daryl editionold: >>219728087
should I drink a litre of vodka every night? would that solve all of my issues?
Thoughts on wheat beer?If it's good enough for Mr Klopp, it's good enough for me
>>219731425itll make your skin all dry youll need to use twice as much moisturiser to keep your glowing complexion
>>219731452oh ok it's not worth it then I'll just drink water instead
Back from a 3 day ban for criticising Israel. If you were a Pokémon what type would you be?
eating my rice now
>>219731552male lopunnyso i can... you know
hellos
mfs always talm bout some eating rice
>>219731552Your mum would be a wailord lol!
its dads google history its bloody dads google history!!!
>>219731552a cat one
bourbon > scotch
>>219731695might as well say piss > shit
In the next 50 years the minorties in the UK will overthrow the Royal Family and when it happens their assets will be redistributed to the working people as it should be
>>219731693Nice 'berg
>>219731695bourbon is too sweet no wonder a yank has this shite take. babby can't handle a bit of peat
>>219731629hiya
oh fuck off mousey you prick
>>219731757hey
anime
>>219731753Scotch is piss water
any jive turkey man in
never tried whisky or bourbon
>>219731852stfu dork
pure satire
can't get enough of this gimmick
finished my rice and beans hope it makes me extra gassy later
got banned from /r/redrooster again
I see belgnonce is still wasting every day of his life posting here and producing AI generated interracial pornography. At least the girls aren't clearly supposed to be underaged this time.
>>219731433Dont like it personally
>>219731552fairy cos i'm a bender x
has your dad ever bought a Jaffa orange?
>>219731977um x
Children in the American South West can't access adequate drinking water and are exposed to cancer inducing pollutants just so this weird freak can post his interracial fetish fantasy AI slop.
My mental health is in the absolute TOILET
>>219731987screamed at this scenegreat film
i would fucking hate being a lawyer. luckily i'm not
i'm going to drink water in about a minute
Explain to me HOW exactly it is in anyway harmful or immoral for identical twins to engage in an incestuous relationship together?
>>219732070it literally isn'tshould be encouraged if anything
>>219732070because then THEYLL have identical kids together and those kids will also have identical kids and before you know it half the planet will be identical
>>219732032so does she have to have the baby in prison or what?
>>219732070Because that's gay innit
there's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>>219732070Their children will be more susceptible to genetic diseases, far more than in other types of incestuous relations
Briefly dated a woman who was really into the footy and it was absolutely jarringWatching her switch into football mode, the shouting, the swearing, banging on the table, jeering, doing football chatHonestly it was at that moment I understood the "ick", couldn't look at her the same way It ended not long afterIt ended
>>219732133>>219732182Didn't realise two people of the same sex could make babies together
sometimes the goyim really irritate me
we are FUCKED
>>219732187I understand, my former gf was really in the Formula 1 and motorsports. Was really jarring and made me feel a little be less of a man ngl.
>>219732198nah that's fine we're always learning life is one big lesson when you think about it isn't it?
>>219732198Wait ... They can't???Why do I see gay couples with kids then??
>>219732222Did you ever break down and have to rely on her to get the car going again while all the lads walking past smirked at you?
>completely unscheduled team meeting with a director of the company and hr on invite in for tomorrow afternoonah yes i wonder what could be happening
>>219732032Shes fit
>>219732259Absolutely raped that little virg
>>219732198Mad that retards think identical twins can be different genders
The zionist occupied media is desperate for Britain to get involved Fuck pissrael and fuck the usgay
Very worried about this situation in the middle east, lads.
might jump off niagara falls in a barrel
>>219732281they want to give you a big handshake
>>219732337deano will get home dw x
>>219732288Gummy smile
Genuinely fucking pointless linking the old in the OP. Who reads those?
>>219723050It's time to give him his right about everything award
>>219732259No that never happened and if it did I would still get out to fix the car to assert that I am the man no matter how much she thinks she knows about cars
>>219732337tell me what you think could possibly happen that hasn't happened before
catberge egg
>>219731552steel
>>219732309to be fair it would be interesting to see what would happen if just the sex chromosomes were differenti'd shag myself
this is the point of no return
>>219732369who is that aryan beast
speaks volumes
>>219732378this image goes so hardlove from israel
>>219732378this is literally me
One of my legs is redder and warmer than the other. Odd.
Taking wifeberg out for dinner and a movie, hoping she'll be up for a cheeky shag after. I really feel that I deserve it.
>>219732456*rubs your cock*
infested with parasites & demonsbody mind and spirit corrupted
>>219732456rip
Is it normal for women to want to massage their bfs prostate? Should I expect and prepare for that if I ever get a date?
>>219732368Same sort of spastic that looks through archives in order to prove a point. If I ever feel the need to go on a 4chan archive please just kill me as a kindness
>>219732456Blood clot
>>219732527had one gf that was into arse stuffabruptly stopped when she pulled anal beads out of me and liquid poo defiled the bedsheets
>>219732527I have never once had a woman want to do it, I've had it done and it was great but I wouldn't expect it as usual. Wouldn't ask the current missus to do it because I wouldn't want her to think I'm a gayboy
wish I had a wide frameToo bad my dad is a fucking beta cuck faggot and i have his genes
>>219732544BUMBACLOT
was about to make a post which would have had a profound effect on reality and shaped all of our futures and lulled the curtain away from the very fabric of time itself but then i forgot it
>>219732590Ktim every time I do ketamine. Ktimamine
eating microwave slop :/
thrusting forth into the great unknown
“Genuine question” but if you answer a certain way you will be REMOVED and BLOCKED!!!
mental how good life is at the minute people used to work 12 hours for a loaf of bread and half a pint of mead now you can buy a loaf of shit bread for 45p and mimimum wage is like £13 an hourany loser can buy 26 loaves of bread an hour and water is free out of the tapyet you complain
Mad how ketamine junkies are all pissing and shitting into nappies in the mid 20s.
tucking in to a chub sandwich
>>219732477get a green tea in you , some fresh air
Every day of my life is like a David Lynch movie.
*pulls up by you*
>>219732649>why do i feel unsafe on public transport?>and NO do NOT bring up immigration you fucking racist
>>219732649do you just seethe about brown people 24/7
>>219732684your life is like that steve carrell movie the 30 year old virgin
>>219732684boo!!
>>219732650they didn't have to live among biomass though
>>219732650bread was better back then. nowadays it's all hovis and shite
>Internet at my aunt and uncles was really slow. >Asked them how fast their Internet was>um 6?It was 6mbs 6! How
>>219732766Mine is like 9
>>219732766nice relevant dubs
the walls fall out
>>219732748It had stones in it and was stale basically as soon as it was baked. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>219732766Internet isn't in "mbs" mong boy
>>219732766do you really need more
>>219732797yeah right they just put stones in their bread did theyfor no reason at all
>>219732798shut it poindexter
>>219732841yeah
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7eelx31y9o>The white teenager appeared to laugh and put his head in his handsWeird how they've said he's white instead of being cagey about it like usual
>>219732783Mines 400
>According to PornHub’s 2025 Year in Review, transgender porn was the second most-viewed category of the year, up five spots from the previous year.
Any jazz cats in the club tonight?
>>219732766I live in central London and unironically get 2mb>>219732783
my prescription is like -7 in each eye because ive watched porn 3 inches from my eyes for an hour a day for 17 years
>>219732841They used stones to break up the grain, big fuck off stones, and bits of the stones would fall off and get baked in. Had to eat carefully. I read it in a fucking book mate.
wish I had stones in my bread
>Watched a good chunk of Attack on Titan S4's last few episodes on my flight hereWhat do I watch on the way home? I got 3 hours to kill in the lounge and another 3 on my flight back. Anons suggested One Battle After Another but I saw that at the cinema when it came out
>>219732889Men love to objectify and sexualise us, but they hate for us to have human rights or be treated like equals in this world
>>219732886>called the police on himself Thats how they get you
>>219732891arf
>The court was told the boy, from Merseyside, described himself as an "axelcel" - a reference to the term incel, or involuntary celibate, and Rudakubana
>>219732886Kek that's actually laughably obnoxious
mad how most of us wanked with mates at sleepovers, could be friends with them now, and its never spoken about or brought up
>>219732918Have you seen kidulthood (2009) ?
>>219732882>>219732913i accept your concessions
>>219732798Sorry it's measured in fps or pings or something right?
>toilberg's just had a babydo I have to buy him summat when he's back from paternity leave?what's the apt social cue here?
Toil doneOff home
what silly name would britishers give a stone sandwich
making myself a wuppa x
>>219732957why are you bringing it up then dickhead let us ignore it in peace
really shit day today
>>219732957....yeah
>>219732938scr
>>219732973Ask him if he's getting sleep
>>219732957Have literally had my mate lying on top of me with a boner in his jeans. Never talk about it
Could murder a pebble barm
>>219732926silence troon. now get the willy out
my theory is that people started getting uglier after covid. not just me but everyone
>>219732957Never happened to me
>>219733008Didn't even wank him off? some mate you are.
Sir Jewish Family
>>219732967Well done on winning that one big lad, you really proved your point
Plotting a stir fry
you call them mates and yet you dont sex them curious
>>219732926Gay men wank to tranny porn and gay men also commit 100% of thr abuse against young boys.Gay men should be banned
Where is the cut-off for white?Is a Lithuanian white? Is a Sicilian? A Greek?What about a relative Catholic Spaniard of distant Andalusian Arab heritage? Or a Lebanese Shiite Muslim with blonde or ginger hair? What about a Turk descended from captured Slovenian slaves?What about an Ethiopian with Caucasian facial features?What about an American of mixed Irish, Jewish, German, and Ojibwe heritage?
>>219732957one time at a sleepover I went to the toilet and wanked thinking about my mates older sister who was in the next roomsaw her earlier today in Tesco and thought about it
so enjoying a little cock is gay now is it?
Watching West side story feel like such a faggot this is shite
If there's a God then I'll make him pay for what he's done
>>219733081Don’t think of these things because I’m not an unfuckable chud x
>>219733081
>>219733104went rummaging in a mates sisters room at a sleepover and found a sex toy when he fell asleep we held him down and stuck it in his mouth
>>219733108the wokes are out of control
>>219732926i will love and respect your kind always and never wank over you not even to imaginary scenarios
>>219733148that's fucking fit thoughbet he loved tasting his sisters clunge
>>219733081Literally doesn't matter. Jews will pack in the Indians globally. The distinction will be Brahmin or not
>>219733081anyone browner than my penis must die
>>219733148Just harmless fun:)
Think I'm going to stroke my cat when I get onWhether she wants it or not
>>219733146We already rejected Nazism in the 40s mate. Millions of Brits died over it, we're not bringing it back just because you can't get laid.
>>219733104done this except I was about 3 feet away from her while she slept in the same room as usanother time I slept with my shorts pulled slightly down and my cover only loosely on hoping that she'd catch a glimpse of my cock while I slept and wanted to suck me off or something
what if hitler had a bbc
>>219733193cat protection league? yeah this one right here
metal how much brown and euro puss has come into this country and I've had none of it
>>219733198Could you explain to me how deportation = nazi?Also millions of brits didnt die in ww2 but you dont know history so thats ok
>>219733217lol i hope you are still have such optimism
off for a tranny porn wank, you want anything?
>>219733251The British people aren't stupid or evil enough to fall for your grift.
*makes bear noises*
>>219733251Replied to obvious bait award
i'm a house nigga
>>219733273i am hoping you're are still such many optimisms saaar
>>219733294Im autistic
>>219733178look at all those fuckin indians
hearing rumours that the grangler will be logging on soon
i died in ww2
>>219733198don't think ww2 was fought over immigration or race
>>219733294the mongboys who come here to post /pol/ tier shite fall for any bait
Im a house cat *purrs*
>>219733303thank you muchly sir
>>219733323It was RorkeIt was
need to lose weight, such a massive fat cunt me
>>219733318You idiot. Why did you do that
>>219733350might try keto been reading about it on 'ddit
>>219733350*ktims fatly*
>>219733383ktim
yeah
eating weapons of mass destruction
>>219733350Get on the zembic
feel that the chase is past its dayso many awkward unfunny moments, care home tier contestants and bradders isnt as entertaining as he used to be
big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers
Alright team back from shop. They didn't have any pickled onions monster munch so I got Walkers cheese and onion. I also refilled the birds peanuts and put some bread out for them :3
>>219733448For me it's Saturday
half a litre of vodka a day diet
neighbours arguing again. that will be all I can hear for hours then
raving and droolingx
>>219733444mate its a television quiz show care home residents are its core demogrpahic
>>219733294>not being a nazi is "bait"do the world a favour, follow your leader and kys
imagine pushing your cock deep into employed woman's tight, shaved bussy and sticking your fingers in her mouth so she doesn't squeal and wake up her mum
>>219733461animal abusing freak
>>219733510um
>>219733493why don't you come drool on my willard x
>>219733503you're obsessed with nazis because you're secretly are one yourself or want to be fucked by them
>>219733510reckon i'd rather shag her than monino way you aren't pulling out of ribena after and not having his special korma sauce all over your bellend
>>219733510EW's uncle hands typed this post
>>219733548take your meds schizo
>>219733510i imagine pushing a red hot iron poker into your faggot skull
>>219733578
>>219733560i reckon moni's turned out already. she's been living with that irish neet from /britfeel/ for a while now.they have absolutely fucked at least once.>>219733578She's a woman.
Rorke kicking off after his mum bought Reggae Reggae Sauce instead of his usual ketchup
having gay sex with your arse and cumming in 30 seconds and then i have a heart attack and die and also crush you to death because im fat
im naked. naked and afraid
>>219733577anyone who hates nazis is just a closet nazi
>>219733510>her
rorke downing a pint of milk to quell the spice of peri peri mayonnaise
it's too much tbf, aye?
just realised Alan Partridge is making fun of white rorkes and probably only pakis find it funny
might treat myself on my birthdayx
save time eating by just shoving food up your bum and pulling it back out
Time to feed the catberges soon
there's basically a 3 class system within this and other generalsthe working class is just regular posters (do all the actual work of making the thread exist through genuine/novel conversation)the middle class is meme/gimmickposters(creative types but often hoarders of (you)s)the upper class is thread personalities (parasites)each class aspires to be the one above it and sees themselves as being "above" engaging in the activities of classes below theirs, whereas in reality the thread relies on actual conversationin this context, /brit/ is an aging population where novel conversation is often depleted in favour of a focus on gimmicks and personalities
>>219733619Guess that means you're secretly a black transgender communist then
>>219733635peng
>>219733630madI remember when we were miles off 7 billy. not sustainable is it
whys that man dressed like a woman and popped that thing up his arse for?
>>219733640can i feed you my cock in to your arse
new shite gimmique is it
cheeky wee caprese salad started before tea
Toil complete Time to go home and WANK
>>219733664Ktim
>>219733592didnt someone bum moni in the toilets at a britfeel meet?
right well that's a gorgeous woman fucking her tight bumhole and pressing a hitachi brand vibrator against her penis til it spurts cum
>>219733635She's hot but anal is grim what's wrong with just wanking her willy like normal?
>>219733659im not reading any of this sorry
>>219733659yh?*starts dryhumping you*
>>219731433It's mad and brazilian-tier that Jürgen is a normalised name among albanians, who were named after Jürgen Klinsmann
>>219733698In what way is anal "grim"?
the best gimmicks zoomers can come up with is "right" whenever something out of the ordinary is posted.
>>219733698absolutely nothing wrong with anal
>>219732032WHY NOT ME???
>>219733698The g spot is in the anus. We're literally designed to have our most powerful orgasms from getting fucked in the arse. Being gay is natural
>>219733719why do you think you little spastic, OBVIOUSLY SHOVING OBJECTS UP YOUR SHIT HOLE IS GRIM ARE YOU RETARDEDDDDDDD
smelly pooey bumholes bit grim
>>219733719>>219733728um ok lets see1. poo2. hurts3. doesnt even feel good
Put some music in your food :)
I want to kill everything and be nothing
>>219732456Ashes to ashes
>>219733738Demonstrably it isnt obviousIf you've never put something up your arse you're an incurious simpleton
iran is a big baller gangster to be honest
I want to love everything and be united with God
>>219733699>>219733702i am right though
>>219733778grow up mate and keep your mental illness to yourself yeah?
>>219732889What was the first?
>>219732032I hope the teenage boys who fucked her get the help and support they need
>>219733816bwc
>being sexually curious over the age of 16omdz leftymong this aint it lil bro
>>219733178>Jews will pack in the Indians globally. The distinction will be Brahmin or no
running my iran loadout on cod4 Overgrown and getting a helicopter
>>219732889>desireEnjoying porn of something doesn't mean you desire it. What kind of braindead "psychology" is this?
this
>>219732889I remember there was a brief rise in tranny porn watching in 2022/2023 but it was a brief fad
rorke hooping his paperwork
>>219733635FUCK I just missed it, what was it?
rorke counter update for March will be posted soon
greekmong getting baited by old yank posts again is he
WHO WAS DRAGGED DOWN BY THE STONE
>>219733871do you think he'd want to live in tower hamlets
>>219733890don't worry mate it's something you already saved
>>219733890little fella with a cock up her bum
>>219733906bare bbc so probably ye
>>219733915heh
>>219733890peng woman fucking herself in the arse with a dildo while using a hitachi brand vibrator on her penis until it spurts cum
what if there were a type of cancer where a tube grows from your lungs to your bowels and you suffocate on your own poo
>>219721552back from toilcame in and tried to stroke the cat but she hissed at me so i told her fuck off thenwhat a dripping twat she is sometimes
>An Iranian drone attacked Azerbaijanwhy do these niggas think attacking literally everyone is a wise strategy?
>>219733998she's done you, don't feed the cunt tonight, that'll teach her
>>219733992it wasnt a cancer. it was a dr called mengele. he was a nazi
Where’s gorpheus?
>>219734007they haven't though. they've literally just retaliated to american aggression through its proxies
saw a big black man trying to steal a basket full of bottled water from lidl today
>>219734007its called diplomacy you wouldnt get it
just ate a peppermint
Just wanked to WMAM
>>219734052The black man who stole water was probably more happy to steal it than the store was to lose it. So in the end what is the problem?
>>219734058are you bloody mental
>>219734052probably thirsty. darkies dont know that our water is safe to drink from the tap.
>>219734077bit gay
>>219733992Regurgitating your own poo (and dying from it) is in fact a potential symptom of some nasty cancersTumour grows across your gut and the only way is up
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
is it good or not that america is attacking iran
>>219734080...yh
>>219734112yeah
>>219734112No our problem
>>219734100can't wait to be live blogging it to /brit/
>>219734174nigga our leader is deeply unpopulary'all know our ass is gettin involved in that shit
New>>219728084
>>219734100gf's grandma died from something similar to thisvery grim
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
