ella edish
>>219739330weird looking bug person
mousey taking no prisoners tonightparasite getting fucking bodied left right and centre
Visit Flamborough
Oh when the SpuuuuursGo tumbling dowwwwnnn
Bed soon got to be up in 7 hours team for toil *sigh*
bathowitz then bedkrantz
notice how the parasite comes back with another persona? this thread is his entire life
>>219739444nobody ever explains how she is levitating tho
>>219739449gonna have your cock out?
*enters thread wearing an enormous frilly shirt*
>i know you are seeing these posts parasite>i will be here all night reporting you on sight>the janitor (canada) can ban me for this but if he does hes silently voting to allow people to break the rules of the site
>>219739388kettlekot
>>219739460black boi magic innit
>>219739444screaming at the idea of some cuck hiring a bbc bull and then this lad turns up
been chatting with the toilfu all evening but not a single heart emoji yet
>>219739466in the bath?
team based in india at work think my surname is my first name and i've let it go on for too long now so can't correct them>Hi Barker
>>219739330started yellowjackets today
>>219739510...yh?
>>219739486SCREAMING
I don't trust like that
>>219739506imagine wasting your evening like that lol. grow up
>spurs
Morning selfie x
>>219739452Night night Mousey. Look after yourself mate
>>219739486he's certainly got a way with words
>>219739531no i'm not a slut
>>219739551looking good mate
>>219739479
>>219739444Why can’t i be the type to start chatting these fit blondes up
>>219739444cruel to take this photo
>>219739571get your fucking cock out
>>219739583why is it looking at me like that
now he will reply to himself saying he wants to shag the cartoon cat
>>219739551go back to sleep x
>>219739444so this is the cronem we hear so much about
>>219739583thats a fucking sexy cat and you know itif you wouldnt fuck that cat you are gay
>>219739577not a fan of the light grey hat with the dark outfit reallynice fit otherwise
>>219739577Gotta respect the effort
>>219739630toby no
>>219739583soooo fucking fit this cat
>>219739655why not
>>219739577i reckon people dressed like this in the past because they had nothing else to do
i'm opposed to all greenfield developments
Wish people wouldn't wind Mousey up the lad has mental health problems he needs kindness and compassion
narner horse
>>219739709sexo horse
>>219739330amazing edish
>>219739709you could probably use that banana (or many) to sneak behind and get a look under the tail
mad how they're just straight up replacing us
>>219739703You're one to talk about lads with mental health problems.
i'm logging out of this thread
YID ARMY! YID ARMY!
>>219739780*slaps your bum as you leave*
>>219739775then start breeding
>>219739775and trying to brainwash us until liking it
Irish diaspora
>>219739848american politics
>>219739848He's married to a Muslim
>>219739867they are sexy and you know it
>>219739811need to institute a west-wide Amish based society by force first
>>219739867used to think tigers were the hardest big cat but turns out it's actually jaguars
>>219739896alri
>>219739867it's a gang bang
another day of doing nothing in my dogshit pointless incel life
look at all those combinationshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera_hybrid
why is he talking to himself
feline sex arse
>>219739921yh xtried to kill myself lol
>>219739934screaming this is me
shagging a sex arse
>>219739945errr not sure if you're being seriouswhat happened
>>219739848doesnt have a very Irish phenotype
>>219739962
>>219739911you posted brown people
>>219739981ah yeah should have guessed xi sort of assumed so since you don't tend to evade your bansalso 67kb lol
>>219739974irish phenotype
6 7
reminder that Mousey tipped Spurs to be relegated before the season even began
>>219739981
i see brown people
>>219740000I'd be willing to breed with brown people, heck I'm actively looking to breed with them
so ur not splattered on a train track then
>>219740004I can't evadestatic ipvery cool
i really can't be arsed to move outmight just fucking go homeless insteadseems like less effort
>>219740079grim grim grimonly got one when i got ee wifi weirdly
>>219739365I take it back She's a lovely looking woman and I'm happy that these weirdo freak brit women have taken over the usa acting scene
>>219740048I know, Timmy. I know
>>219740083why u got to move out
>>219740123landbaron wants to sell the place :/
>>219740123sir keir came for the bennies
>>219740055nah mate live to tell another day
>>219740107wish I had the choice!
>>219740123parents are moving to mallorca and they're selling up
>>219740000it's what came up when I googled "amish"
>>219740160fucking grim lolhow is that even a thing
>>219740123termite infestation. place is a mess
>>219740160fucking hell this is still the case? it was mental 15 years ago nevermind now
>>219740123its gone sour with the bloke i wank off so he's kicking me out
>>219740185>>219740204there's other small isps now but dunno what they're like
how much does kingston internet cost mi crodie?
>>219740231probably quite shitemost internet companies in this country are utterly worthless
>>219740123sister's moving back in and i'm not allowed to live at the same place as her
>>219739911the usa will be majority amish by 2130 due to birth rates the world will be majority amish by 2250
>>219740141if i get a flat you could live wiht me/brit/ hospice for lost travellers i would call it
Diego Day tomorrow and all I'll say is I need it. What a week.
just declare homeless and government gives you a free house
any new gimmicks going
>>219740370new 1sleep23 upload btw
>no replieslol
>>219740343heatherpaedo added a new fantasy of a black milkman-plumber hybrid spraying white liquid over a kitchen
feels selfish to have 2 bedrooms as a single person. think i'll become a foster parent for a teenager . might be cool to have someone to hang with
>>219740370saw it earlierwas quite good tbqh
genuinely getting depressed thinking about when my brother goes off to uni this yearhe’s my only friend
>>219740278if only
>>219740409...well I guess it's something at least,,,,
>>219740394oopsie daisyreplied to wrong post!>>219740423
>>219740463ummy c
>>219740409inspired by this
>>219740429so get the bus to visit and go to cinema and wank him off
Any owls in?
Remember when you guys made good music? Why did you stop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
>>219740429yeah whenis soon?https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213246984/#213247677
>>219740546we're all too busy wanking these days
>>219740533blades man me
>>219740559well that's him shown up for a gimmick tenderer and general timewaster
>>219740345love wins
does ikea patent their instructions so that every other cheap furniture manufacturer has to make their own instructions more complicated on purpose
>>219740559screaming
>>219740559When people normally go to uni, like September. I remember that post that was when he was looking at options with my mum. Sorry if I annoyed you
russian ASMR girls are divine
there's a Mr Mousey on line 2, he says it's urgent?
>>219740620i thought you meant like right nowyou didn't annoy me
Go on then
>>219740683play sacked tranny vocaroo at max volume down the phoneline
fell in love with a girl i saw for about 5 seconds at the bus station
>22:04 as alwaysthere's no way it's not a bot
doing a piss
luv me nu-britssimple as
middle east warit's 2003 againlet's kick off with a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2akqSh2b5A
>>219740752english rose on the left
haha fuck you alcohol i resisted your malign influence and will be able to go to work bright eyed and bushy tailed and work hard for bossman
>>219740741had a nice willy did she?
>>219740770looks like that guy from narcos mexico
Can’t decide on jelqing On one hand I want a girthy penis more than anything but on the other hand I don’t know if I want to risk my dick never being able to get hard again
>>219740784good man. alcohol can get fucked
Genuinely what is that oneOccasionally he just posts a completely cryptic ai image mid mental breakdown
>>219740787nah we don't get many of them hereI don't live in troonro
my neighbour stole my bin maybe by accident but now I have their bin I know this because it’s got a fucked up lid. My bins lid was perfect
>>219740826cannot believe they're STILL ignoring me lmao
>>219740789can you walk us through this piece? what's going here?
>>219740840swap them during the night
>>219740840So explain and get your bin back
>>219740840fucking go out there and tell him what's what
binlidmong loves his binlid
>>219740849ok
>>219740859It’s too late they put theirs in their little wooden shed thing>>219740864>>219740869I’m a socially awkward weirdo terrified of confrontation
cheeky euromillions win for me tomorra I reckon
>>219740794jelqing doesn't work and causes damage to your penis. The sad truth is their exist no safe and reliable method of penis enlargement at this moment, even the surgeries provide great risks.
>>219740911corr giz a bit lad
>THAT'S MY BIN>GIVE ME MY FLIPPING BIN BACK>YOUR BAD BIN HAS A BAD LID I WANT MY LOVELY BIN BACK
I know I have a speeding ticket coming my way, but I don't know if they got me going 80+ or 90+ in that 70mph zone
>>219740912thanks dtficgpt
>>219740900then you'll have to go and swap them as soon as they are emptied next
>>219740921On a ban till August me
small wooden horse
>>219740752Oh no, how dare they be angry after some horiffying hours in a life-or-death situation? They should be grateful they had the opportunity to even step on england's holy grounds. Don't they know who Bono is?
>>219740900Time to call the council and report him for fly tipping innit
Ian Ashbee sex arse
hopeless romantic
might get an horce
just seen a video on instagram reels of a /v/ user posting his ban and he is fucking GRIM looking
>>219740900wooden bin shed hmm if you can't have your bin neither should he
>>219740840mongs do stuff like this on purpose and then pretend it was an accident
perfect command and conquer map
in bed listening to music
>>219739330is season 2 of her show worth it?
>>219740653if only there was some way to stop people crossing borders
Not even bragging about this, but despite being a weirdo shut-in I'm fairly decent at intimidating people. My dad is a huge gorilla working class alpha and I look like him so use that to my advantage. The situation with the bins mentioned above simply wouldn't have happened to me.
>>219741019I enjoyed it
>>219740653>[authority warns of exaggerated scenario]
tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4NYddOQD9A
>>219741032ever shag me up the arse
if you step out of line I swear to god I will gut you like a fucking fish
>>219741070not sure, don't think so lad
might spark up de ganj
>>219741077shame
need garyeatsposter's take on woke bollocks `peakychu`
>>219741073errm actually i'm not a fish so that doesn't make any sense and you sound really silly right now? x
being sacrificed on the altar of woke
Utilising drugs to pay for secret wars around the world
>>219740950What did you do?
>>219741137
what do you want from me?
>>219741124very contrapilled
>>219740926I'm trying to help you not ruin your penis and you treat me like this?
got a court summons once because i wasn't paying council tax when i shouldn't have been paying anyways and i thought i was going to jail
>>219741124pull the tapeworm out of your ass hey
get a load of doctor penis over here
You ever have a conversation with someone an
>>219739381Rorke writing a screed on X about this image
PUSHING LITTLE CHILDRENWITH THEIR FULLY AUTOMATICS
you ever been to a Turkish prison?
rorke writing a sneed on x
>>219741187i got that but i actually should have been paying it so i paid it and then didnt have to go to court
>>219741163You can't park there mate
>>219741124saw them live 20 years ago at brixton academy on the mesmerise/hynoptise tour
7:30 in japan right nowhow do i know this?well ill tell youim watching a live camera of japan
>>219741246they look related
>>219741248by the time i actually read my post, they already had a court date set on me and everything
>>219741266seen anything good
>>219739709Nigga thinks he's an ape
>>219741124drug runninggun smugglinghuman traffickingmoney laundering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQCSxqScSVQ
>>219739381imagine moving to saudi arabia and protesting the islamic alcohol ban by waving a sign that says "SAUDIS LOVE PINTS"you'd be laughed at and rightly so
>>219741266good lad
>>219741279
in bed eating four burritos and watching a big joel
was talking to a zoomer at toil about bands we've seen live and felt incredibly old and unc-ly when i brought up rage against the machine
>>219741279trains going bythe japs need waking up lazy bastards
>>219741302cooor
>>219741300not really the same though is it. we dont live in a despotic monarchy that bans mosques
anyone goign to the anglofuturism pub thing next week x
mad how many nigerian scammers they have in tokyo
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5RUh3uk3mY
>>219741339buy an ad
>>219741124Good band>>219741260Lucky sod
>>219741321the toilfu unironically likes Bieber and AdeleI asked her if she liked any older bands and the only ones she could name were Oasis and Queen
>>219741226never understood this
>imagine moving to saudi arabia and protesting the islamic alcohol ban by waving a sign that says "SAUDIS LOVE PINTS">you'd be laughed at and rightly so
>>219741339who can stand watching daily vlogs of people shouting
>>219741339do you do some sort of celebratory dance whenever there's a new 'eitch?
>>219741360screma
>>219741330not yet
>>219741359it's a reference to the film Midnight Express which had come out a couple years before. The plot involves an American getting caught smuggling drugs and thrown into a grim Turkish prison
mad that homeschooling is a thing
just liked the ex gfs post on linkedinim back in there lads
hi
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE?
>Searching for posts that contain ‘The new 'eitch’.>515 results found.>12 Sep 2023 two and a half years of this lad's life
>>219741391nooo what are you doing lad this can only end in shame and embarrassment
>>219741360this would have done numbers on classic /brit/ (2021)
>>219741413dont care
>>219741323is it the livestream that shows this view?comfyused to watch it but can't find it now
>>219741398
>>219741385thanks for agreeing with and disproving your own point idiot LOOOL
had four (FOUR) pintules at the local public house after toil
>>219741360>pray silence please for the Electric Light Orchestra>*opening bars of Mr Blue Sky*
might bust a fat nut
my friends have never let me live down the shame of putting Burzum on the aux
>>219741246fuck off al
>>219741360dont get it
>>219741389ah ok
yh i can be like the girl in jurassic park
>>219741444all my nuts are petite and humble
>>219741437>implying you understood my point>implying i was even serious>implying you're not an idiot
mad how good a sleep is when you quit the booze
>dont get it
>>219741442currently on my 7th can of punk IPA
>>219741467you know UNIX systems?
>>219741431shes top dawg
>>219741469cute
Jump, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogoBounce, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo
>>219741478doesn't make much of a difference for me
>>219741467can you hack Linux?
Rorke donating half his UC payment to the IDF
still waiting for rorkes response
>>219741484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fX44-tJHI
>>219741476yep you're not a serious person you're a clown
>>219741507it's unix not lunuz
>>219741534i clicked on this then frowned at my computer screen
>>219741523yesHOWEVERi'm a clown on purposeyou're a clown without realising it
>>219741404why are you so obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OpNo-rjk40
I know of at least two white fellas who converted on paper to marry their Muslim wives
didn't have any angel delight for afters as i don't have much milk left
reckon I might go on a nice little train ride to the countryside tomorrow, anyone want to come with?
>>219741482grep "poo" brit.txt
>>219741554Buy an ad mate
>>219741372>>219741404It's Charlie
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL
>>219741560not even joking i would have sex with her with my willy if she let me
>>219741560any pics of her pussy?
>>219741592Meltdown
need to turn up the heat with the toilfu, right now I'm downright charming over WhatsApp but it's missing the spice
Legit boss ass nigga
toilfu can't comprehend my need to shag her
>>219741613ever shag her up the arse?
arse lad night
>>219741608have many pics of her penis but can't post them here
>>219741612tie a noose smoove round your neck
The raped rorke theory
her penis bradley shock
>>219741643p-p-p-p-p-penis!!!!!??!?!
LMAOhttps://youtu.be/qKJcvcxJ5Qk?t=140
[YouTube] IDIOTS AT WORK: Food Delivery Edition (embed)
now taking all questions you may have about AWS Athena.
>>219741679t=140s btw
>>219741679shriek
the theory of general rorkativity
>>219741690Can I query data in any S3 compatible storage service (like Cloudflare R2 or Hetzner Object Storage) or does it have to be AWS S3?
deeply unwell young man obsessed with rorke puns is doing his ritual again
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772751004068629.mp4
should I make the new then? maybe an anime edition?
>>219741739how about a "powerful england" edish
>>219741739go on wikipedia click random article then make that the edition
>>219741739smongs from the schmig schmair
>>219741731kek this is me when i get an alzheimers attack
>>219741730if you know a better way to make the voices stop i'd like to hear it
every time i use tinder all my matches are black, asian, or racially ambiguous. the latest is a qt asian 26 year old who asked if i have s c. i replied im too old for snapchat and i think maybe she blocked meits weird because its not unmatchedprobably a scammer bot or whatever
>>219741719erm you can integrate Cloudflare R2 to work with Athena i think
>>219741731mousey in 5 years
i'm not making the fucking newi'm just not doing it
>>219741772asked if you have scream (1996)?
NEW>>219741792>>219741792>>219741792
>>219741791maybe thats what she meant. a movie from before she was born... but im pretty sure s c means snapchat.
>>219741163Well, there's your problem
