Sir Lewis Hamilton edish
first for she
>>219741792ZESTY
>>219741792shite edish fuck this cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOiXrlw0oZc
legit boss ass nigga
shoving a tube up rorkes arse and breathing through itsrorkle
>>219741841do the goy shuffle!
Searching for posts that contain ‘"her penis"’ and in ‘gb’. 458 results found.
>>219741841*shoves the phone up my arse and shits it out*
>>219741791this was the interaction. im what the zoomers (or alphas?) call an unc
Watch your profanity
>>219741866what the fuck is s c? snapchat? people still use that?
>>219741859you'll never be a woman btw
>>219741859Fuck off and hang yourself arianatranny
>but how does a war in Iran affect you personally?
>>219741883Small cock
>>219741883i assumed she meant snapchatprobably a scammer
>>219741883every kid i see on the bus opens snapchat compulsively
I've a cheesy knob
>>219741922goddamn i'm old
>>219741928nope. i sucked it like it was a golden golf ball so it's clean as a whistle. yw
jedi sluts
I'm 28 years young
>>219741885>>219741887close ur fuckin eyes then
found the perfect book rec for you, /brit/
>>219741817He's one of Britain's greatest sportspeople. The most successful F1 driver of all time.
can smell someone smoking drain outside
>>219741953grim little brown nosepost your ugly trannies some more to self soothe
>I'm 28 years young
>>219741975he hates britain, he does not deserve to be the face of /brit/
>>219741980dg 4 life
she means snapchat for sureive said im not on itmust be a scammercant explain it otherwise
How does it feel knowing that your grandma was right about everything?
Back from a 3-day board ban on my phone. Janny had had enough of my Emma Watson poo posting. I could have easily evaded it but fuck doing that 3 captcha bullshit.
>>219742010probably a scammer. she's not attractive enough anyway, just unmatch
The Jacket Theory.
yeah mate, these message are really fucking interesting
>>219741989>Toddler girls appearing to have "old man" features—such as jowls, wrinkles, or a serious, weathered expression—is usually a harmless, temporary phenomenon caused by immature skin texture, lack of facial fat, or specific facial expressions. These "grandpa babies" are often celebrated for their amusing, premature, and distinguished appearances
>>219742010the long winded explanation to seem aloof is embarrassingly transparent . fuck off and die
simply dont understand how anyone could hate christianitylistening to this lebanese bird sing makes me feel hashtag blessedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Sz-3Ufhalbc
>>219742024My grandma was a great woman. Patricia but always known as Pat.My nan Jean died when I was 8. I had fond memories of her. But by most accounts she was a cunt.
>>219742010>that brother with a baby in new zealand time zone storyfucking hell mate save some pussy for the rest of us
>>219742040nah it's not the babies that are wrong. it's the old people who start to regress and look retarded because their hormone levels are all messed up
>>219742049sounds a bit too sheedy for my liking
>>219742040Karl Pilkington was speaking about this 25 years ago
Brown people absolutely hate being brown.
im only here because of time zones and that. im not lonely>>219742086>05
>>219742043haha
fell in love with an onlyfans hoe and felt hearbroken after seeing her taking someone's dick award
>>219742093the whitest man in southern italy
>>219742093because of your racism against them you fucking bigot
>>219741998Don't think he hates Britain does he. I'm sure racist incels will quote some Tory rag claiming that Lewis hates Britain but that doesn't mean it's fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9hK47u5_4
>>219742093he looks like that malaponte kid
*starts vibrating*
>>219742127can I dress like that as a cisgender amab?
wonder if israelis are nice people with a mental government or if they're all just mental
>>219742175you can dress however you want hun
>>219742175not allowed
>>219742010
>>219742186they're all mentalthey don't care about the lives of goyim
>>219741822checked
>>219742025yeah im thinking its a scammer. i think she is pretty for a racially ambiguous, and could just be a bland zoomer with no personality, but either way she is not for me. does unmatching affect the algorithm? >>219742033fuck off and dont read it then. this is still normie shagger hours before midnight, not incel whinge hours at 2am.>>219742047>the long winded explanation to seem aloof is embarrassingly transparenti dont know what you mean but you can fuck off zoom zoom >>219742072You need to prove you are a normoid early on to determine if they are capable of conversation. Its how apps work mate.
>>219742204rorke on a madness
>>219742127the quirnina gf
>>219742213some retard named stand razor really plugged himself in ai slop
>>219742234that fit fucking sucks
aff tae bed
>>219742243dry your eyes
>>219742243nite x
>>219742234Nice bum
working cockberg into a frenzy
>>219742205but most of them are just eastern europeans
>>219742271
Bulliedbumholelad
>>219742271she was so real for this
lost over 100 quid gambling tonightneed some serious advice lads
>>219742281changes nothing
>>219742281they arent. there are a large amount of russians who lied about being jewish to get away from the ussr and some ashkenazis from like, poland but most of them are basically arabs
>>219742324stop gambling and you'll never lose money gambling again
>>219742324chase itjust until you're even at least
>>219742324stop gamblingi did a £5 scratch card the other day and got nothing. never doing it again.
>>219742340i was literally at £49 was doing martingale £1 stakes on blackjack told myself i'll cash out at £50lost every hand went down to zerothen chased my losses, ended up losing 60 quid more
>>219742333how are they arabs if they're not even native to the land
>>219742313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipAdMieBuO8
>>219742369panda
>>219742023She was a cunt
you lose £100 doing martingale £1 blackjack and they call you a foolyou lose £1000 on the stock market and you're a bold investorlesson in there for you, rorke.
>>219742382where do jews come from then
>>219742400he's still doing this shit lollost 10k the other day
>>219742425
fucking want to dieomgggggi actually can't believe it
>>219742425raped paedo
>>219742435
>>219742378>told myself i'll cash out at £50tell yourself you're cutting your losses and never gambling againthere you go i just saved you about ten thousand quid
Give flatulent Emma Watson gf
>>219742437kcheem
>>219742461>just keep living like a peasant bro, problem solved!
>>219742461i'll get on matched betting tomorrow and start slowly to make up my losses with guaranteed profit
>>219742484read 1984. you are being subdued by gambling. rise up Winston.
No hot waterNo heatingFather called the gas men clownsThere’s a hole in the ground next to our homeThe pipe’s disconnectedAnd it’s cold and the house is creaking
>>219742505>matched betting>gambling
minecraft is fun but i don't like the mining part
>>219742484Thank you for getting Denise Coates a new boat, almost had to tighten belts thereOh and when the fun stops etc etc
>>219742484>guaranteed profitthe house always winsit's literally guaranteed loss
>>219742527
>>219742529betting is gambling, gamblermong
>muh 1984>no recreation or fun or entertainment or enjoying yourself allowed OK, because it’s bread and circuses, OK?What a bunch of chuddy nonsense.
we need to get sexual
>>219742575grok is this real
>>219742243gn x
>>219742575can tell this is real because hapa's dont have toenails and there's no way ai would remember that
Why is this yank such a prick
assassin bureaus in the russian version of black flag are translated as assassin kontors which is weird since both of these words are present in russian as loan words. they could've just left it as it was like they did in the very first game.
>>219742575ok i will jerk off !!
>>219742603Yanks just don’t understand British banter/sense of humour They don’t understand our jovial and whimsical ways
farted so hard my pants flew off
>>219742603he overweight
>>219742624they take things too seriously, and to heart. however their hearts are miniscule things compared to our big bountiful generous hearts so their emotions quickly start overflowing and they have a strop.
I have an enlarged heart actually
Phoney people come to pray…
>>219742670>strop
>>219742536If only you knew how bad things really are.
what should my producer tag be
She is cute tbqh
>>219742701because thats where the burgers go! :D
>>219741866dry ass bitch. Can't stand women who don't know how to talk
>>219742721>>219742729
Its not funnyaboutSpurs
>>219742606>gameyou have to be 18 to post here
>>219742724das right
ayo cody you ass the lamest phoniest douchebag this side a the mississippi
>>219742721"where's 190"
>>219742746um
>>219742721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGZyoWl7uo
When I was a kid I watched the Grinch with my Dad and he made a little joke about the Grinch dying of a heart attack because of his heart growing three times the size. Little kid me simultaneously believed that being kind made your heart bigger and that your heart being bigger kills you so I deliberately started to be naughty out of a fear of dying.
fuck spurs fuck spurs fuck spurs fuck spurs fuck spurs fuck spurs fuck spurs
all premier league teams are shit all of them shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
>>219742809bad dad
>>219742745what's the matter lil bro, video games too difficult for you? Don't worry, there's one for everyone out there
>>219742794
>What's on your mind?making a brost (/brit/ post)
>>219742810>>219742827Meltdown
>>219742606is there any difference between the words?
>DR Congo government says 200 killed after landslide at rebel-held mine
>>219742435sc
>>219742865don't really care if i'm being honestwhat happens in deepest africa is not my concern
>*ruins my life
sc
You know what really chaps my ass? Assless chaps.
>>219742886
Brot und Butter
>>219742905that's not bread that's ryvitas
>>219742881>dont caredont care for your opinion tbf
>>219742920it's all bread if you think about it
>>219742905rorkechow
>>219742920no
Parents with young children love talking about their children's shitsIt's like it's the most exciting thing in their lives.
>>219742929I wont
>>219742888howling
>>219742929i did think about it and its still not bread
thinking about Tim Byrne, the dentist, DPD, the Asda around the corner and the letters people on /brit/ sent him, and subsequent descent into madness when he moved and started posting pictures of his knob fully torqued all over the place. what a development that was
>>219742927feisty one you are!
>>219742973sorry, just saying. if you dont care then why comment? you think i care to hear whether or not you care? lmao. think about it for a second
>>219742967wasn't it sainsbury's (you're from sainsbury's)
>>219742967hes an actor paid for by the 77th division to disrupt our discussions
>>219742990why did you post it then loljust wanted to share a news headline?
bet this video will hit home for many of youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_1wLCpZuEE
genuinely sincerely dont care (not just saying that)now...let me plug in my comment to elaborate on that
Utterly mental that literally all Muslims go to Hell
>>219743011problem? fuck off and go cry to janny about it, faggot.
>>219742991lol this is me
>>219743012would love to kill her with a rolling pin
>>219741792>our character is a rich kid who gets into a coma speeding in a sports car>wakes up as a bastard of a noble man in a peasant village>wakes up sore and with blisters>after his village is attacked>he is recruited by a angry drunk knight>has to go on a jounrey getting his ass kicked alot>but gets good at fighting>still comes out bruised and beaten up most of the time >also ends up being forced to fight magic users with just a axe and shield
>>219743011>>219743033and btw thats just banter dont take it to heart x
getting comfy and settling in for another /ck/ webm threadlink?go find it yourselfjust kidding haha it's here: >>>/ck/21905484
>>219743033>>219743051weirdo!
There is genuinely no point in engaging with the legitimately mentally ill, getting them out of their loops is one of the most difficult things to do. Their brain simply doesn't let them. For them to be able to answer why they are doing something would require a level of self-awareness that is beyond them.Just ignore them, we're seeing it work with ziedy, who can barely muster up the energy to post 3 posts now, because he's ignored.
unfortunately my out of print urban outfitters peter griffin shirt that i wore most days for years has been affected by a massive sauce spillage and is now permanently stained. sigh. it will have to be nightwear only from now on.
>>219742967The weirdest arc by far was when that twitch streamer kept hanging around his house and messing with him in person so someone doxxed him and his gf so his gf’s dad went on /britfeel/ with his full legal name to defend her
>>219743061outwitted and btfo. better luck next time
>>219743057what are they doing that for
why's the yank so angry?
>>219743092who are you talking to? lol
>>219743012>his girlfriendsimmersion broken
>he still postsbased Timmy >>219742994fuck me you're right, I just remembered it definitely wasn't Tesco but one of the others
>Prime Minister Anthony Albanese says three Australian sailors were on a US submarine that sunk an Iranian frigate near Sri Lanka.australia Lion also sir
>muh muh matess on /brit/ of course...they got my backLMFAO @ YOUR LIFE
>>219743068kek I don't even think I saw that, must've been pretty late in the arc?
>>219743114as far as I remember it was quite close to the time when he was sectioned
>>219743101>1 like
>>219743083politenessthe chef likes the taste of cigars and likes the taste of bbq sauce and thought cigar ash might be a cool new food ingredient so he tried itand now his mates are pretending it's not mental and eating it out of politeness
>>219741806
>>219743068
>>219743098you? the one seething for no reason
getting to a point where a lot of towns i see in places like turkey look nicer, cleaner and more developed than most places in the uk
activate those filters, boys. would hate for you to not be emotionally wrecked and kys over a bit of """banter"""anyway, back to educating myself. lol what a joke
>>219743139she was really fucking fit tbfbut they deserved it genuinelythink she broke up with him too
>>219742991
>>219743160The tipping point was when he sold t-shirts with Tim's face on them as his own merchandise
>>219743110And just what were they doing there? Did they sneak on or something
>>219743136aww thats nice of them
>>219743110Australia is part of our alliance and lives will be lost. It's sad but necessary for us to win. This is world war. USA, Canada, UK, France/Europe, and the Anzacs. vs. Russia, Iran and maybe the chinks
>>219743152gibberish
>>219743183as long as bombs arent dropping on my home i dont give a shit
>>219743172yeah that and turning up to his house and knocking on the door, recording through his windows and shit tooand @ing him on twitter with pictures of white puss or whatever he's called
>>219743183Bit cringe thisWe should all stay out it, let the yanks get humiliated yet again on their own this time.
>>219743139SCREECHING
The owner has treated me to a /brit/ post
>activate those filters, boys. would hate for you to not be emotionally wrecked and kys over a bit of """banter"""screamingwhat is he trying to say
>>2197431832 more weeks?
>>219743145rubbish. provide proof or stfu
>>219743212he was trying to say oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang but its hard to tell with his accent
>>219743212I guess posting random articles and images of dead children and their family is 'banter' in his diseased schizo mind.I think he is so simply minded that he has kind of figured out that 'banter' is something that people can be offended by, therefore if you're offended by his posts his posts are banter.
>>219743198ill drag you out of your house to be sent to the Eastern Front in Ukraine.
>>219743190
when i was in reception when we had to tidy up our teacher would bring out a stereo and play a song that went tidy up tidy up tidy up tidy up and ive been looking for it for age because it was an inside joke with my friends for a bitanyone remember it too? x
>>219743207cowardly nonsense. we are part of the team and need to destroy hostile enemies.
Had a good day at toil i looked handsome. Little sea salt spray on me head makes my hair look nice finally
>>219743258The only team we're a part of is Britain
>>21974321420 years this time. it will be the something between the cold war and the great war.
>>219743258>we are part of the teamthey've made it pretty clear that we're not
>>219743266sounds like you should join the marines
>>219743277
been using tiktok (because the sisterberg wants to send me dog videos) and somehow my algorithm has deduced that i want to see adult autistics talking about what they did that dayquite sad and also quite concerning how many of them are into toddler shows that released when they were well into adulthood
>>219743258Alright mate, 2 questions:How physically unworthy and dysgenic are you, and when are you signing up to be in the first wave?
>>219743177We're rotating submariners on US (and UK btw) nuke subs as part of AUKUS training.
Will support any political party of transnational union which shuts down Ofcom and removes all this age verification bollocks for things like Discord and online games (I accept that porn sites should still remain age-gated)
>>219743317*smashes the gchq red alert button*hard driver scan for this fella. PRONTO
>>219743212>he wasnt being sarcastic so i cant comprehend. does not compute. error, error.kek
lads :(
>>219743273Wrong. The special relationship must be maintained at all cost. We also have an obligation to Northern Ireland, Isle of Man, the Channel Islands, the Falklands, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. >>219743281Wrong. Drumpf changes his mind every day. When he meets King Charles III we will be back in the heart of the fold. Then when orange man leaves the Presidency and President Gavin Newsom takes over him and Sir Keir Starmer will be best mates.
>>219743317Restore Britain is the way.
>>219743347Every picture he's older, balder, fatter
>>219743307I'm relatively fit and training for the army fitness test to join in a year. The first wave are already active duty. I'll make the second if i'm lucky, probably the third or fourth.
>>219743349Northern Ireland is part of Britain The rest are true but we owe nothing to America, they're barbarians
>>219743347where is he in a nursing home? wouldnt put it past the staff. should definitely help him out or cashapp him or w/e the uk equivalent of zelle isshame, really
>>219743349i dont even hate america but the 'special relationship' seems like a relic of the past. really, what do we even have in common with them anymore aside from the same language and general western culture?
hate people that complain about insomnia and guzzle coffee and suck on vapes all day, they have no self-awareness whatsoever
>>219743365age comes for us allthe sadder thing about this is he's been exhibiting obvious signs of schizophrenia for over 10 years with absolutely zero change, like a prisoner within his own mind. cannot even fathom it
toberto carlos
>>219743424i have insomnia but do neither of these
>>219743483you probably sit on your arse all day then
>>219743399Don't be disheartened by cowards on twitter. President Newson will probably shut down 'X' anyway. Britain must do what we do best. Provide leadership, dignity, heart, and soul with our contributions. This isn't Vietnam, this is WW3 and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must participate fully in our obligations.
>>219743471>signs of schizophreniawhat makes you think he's senile? explain it to me like im a child.
>>219743490You sound like an absolute twat by the way
>>219743414>the 'special relationship' seems like a relic of the past It is alive and well. Remember Churchill didn't have the best relationship with FDR but we can make it work. >what do we even have in common with them anymoreA desire to enforce peace, honesty, and justice. Sometimes that means war. And we love war. >language and general western cultureDo you not value these things?
>>219743139i remember this but must have completely missed that it was in any way related to tim. funny times
>>219743424>suck on vapes all dayhow does that affect sleep?
>>219742905phwoarlooks absolutely deliciousjust needs sum anhcovies in oil or summat on sidr
it's all about mogging your past self lads
>>219743524>Do you not value these things?i do but i dont think those are unique to america or our relationship with them
>>219743524wrong
>>219743347>>219743406he doesnt go anywhere, was definitely some vantablack she-ape taking them as reparations
>>219743536nicotine, because it's addictive and a stimulant
she has a point
oh my DAYS
>>219743594How do you fuck this up
>>219743524>It is alive and wellit never existed lolunless you consider the relationship between a geriatric and the gangster extorting his pension specialyanks have screwed us over umpteen times, which is their right as the dominant power of course but don't actually buy into the cope that we're special to them
One of my mates has randomly become a fan of Israel
>>219743508Don't care. I love our country and i'm not afraid to say it. Hard truths must be spoken. We have the Ukraine conflict to resolve and put the Russian bear back into hibernation. The burgeoning Kurdish war will be a factor. Yemen needs resolving. Aden is rightfully British clay. Syria and Iraq could kick off again at any time. But first and foremost we have to deal with Iran. It's been a long time coming and we can't have them firing missiles at our middle eastern puppets and attack dogs. War is the only option. It begins with controlling the skies. Then the water, the trade routes. Then ground troops deployed to put our enemies in the ground.
>>219743593vroom vroom
>>219743593dont think fat kevin deserved it
>>219743551Britain is the centre of Western culture. Yanks love us. Our people love Yank culture which is like a spinoff series of us.
>>219743562>she-ape taking themexactly. if i were living near that area i would investigate and hold the individual(s) responsible and see that he was reimbursed and compensated for his stress and traumatic experience.
Ricky gervais. Funny
>>219743609>we>our
>War is the only option. It begins with controlling the skies. Then the water, the trade routes. Then ground troops deployed to put our enemies in the ground.posted from his smelly childhood bedroom btw
Iran? Not out problem Russia? Not our problem Argentina? Nuke those fuckers until they take our Islands off their currency
Might deal with Iran over the weekendMaybe resolve the Ukraine conflict on Sunday if I'm not busy
>>219743489yeah and?
I get insomnia every summer but this time of year ill sleep 12 hours if i dont set an alarm
>>219743685and what are you planning to do about the Nuer/Dinka conflict in South Sudan old boy?
>>219743603Churchill was widely respected by the Yanks. Thanks to his statesmanship he was the conduit between the allies and the Soviets. MacMillan and Eisenhower were friendly. Thatcher and Reagan had a platonic love affair. Major and Bush sr were cordial. Blair and Clinton were besties.Blair and Bush were friendly.Boris and TrumpNow Sir Keir will manage Trump until Newsom. Starmer and Newsom will be bffs.
>>219743720All in hell btw
>>219743685
>>219743735Hell is the crater that was Iran when we unleash hellfire on them for their sins.
>>219743719Yeah I'll sort it out next week
>>219743690that'll be why then, although if you don't want to exercise you can probs be fine on 6/5 hours of sleep a night
Choccy mint tea
to be honest as much as i look down on retards for moving to dubai if presented the opportunity to go anywhere in western europe i would. its just grey here, i dont like how british culture seems more crass compared to continental cultures and im surrounded by disgusting 1970s architecture that is an affront to aesthetics. basically everywhere else looks nicer at least.
can grok tell me if im raped or not
Hi UK :) I heart black people
>>219743836we dont like blacks or jews here, move along
>>219743836herro
I shall make it my goal to get pooed on by the most beautiful women all around the world.
rorke giving leftypol sweet peppermint kisses while leftypol is embarrassed because they're in public
I likes ya and I wants ya
>>219743940>>219743940>>219743940
>>219743720the yanks aren't voting democrat again for a generationmark my words, vance will succeed trump and probably enjoy 2 terms
>>219743988not remotely true
>>219743720just ignore harold wilson and lyndon johnsonor eisenhower and eden
