>>219743058
Do you wear camo out in public?
>>219744675In certain circumstances. I have some surplus stuff I wear camping, sailing or similar outdoors stuff
>>219744675Yeah and I painted my jeep in peadot and I live off welfare and have many healthy kids with my autistic wife
>>219745038>jeepyou go grrrrrrl
Do you guys vote
>>219745843I vote with my wallet
>>219745843yeah
>>219745843no, politicians don't care about me
I'm into scat
I put the new forgis on the jeep
must be that german in you
>>219745843Yeah. I just pick whoever has the funniest sounding name
=D
>>219744652>India gets internet access>tranny porn boomsMany such cases
>>219745884I hope that's not true
>>219745884Break it down to me how this came to be? Did you fap too many times next to a stinky toilet and your brain connected the two?>>219745896Shut up, pindicked nigga.
>>219745884me too
>>219745843I do, but I don’t judge people who don’t. It’s pretty pointless.
look at and validate my autism >>219745894
He fishin'
How much can you guys bench? I'm a weakling who just started lifting. I can do five reps of 105 right now
>>219745929delirious hands typed this post
>>219745929I don’t really know what you’re talking about but I hereby officially validate you anyway.
All of the youth shall witness the day that babylon shall fall.
>>219745908>Shut up, pindicked nigga:< im not so bad am i?
>>219745843Didn't vote in 2016, my guy wonVoted in 2020, my guy lostDidn't vote in 2024, my guy wonLearned my lesson
No woman will ever willingly reveal her naked body to me
>>219745955retard
I know we are all comfortable and live long lives and have convenient access to all our needs but does it still feel like we live in the worst point in human history?
>>219745946wagwan my peopol
>>219745963Patiently waiting
>>219745960Just be happy you goon
Hiro can hate me with the fire of 1000 suns. I will never fall for his Jap Kike tricks.
>>219745960No way this is the “worst point in human history” but things are definitely decaying.
NWORDS
can't get job with my IT degree and dadberg is furious with me
>>219745843voted in 2016 my guy wondidnt vote in 2020 my guy lostvoted in 2024 my guy wonI probably wont vote in 2028 though, I'm snowbirding and don't want to lose my florida citizenship
>>219746001China numba wan
>friday>still no update from my knife shipmentUgh... imma have to wait until next week
>>219746007China is assho
>>219745960I completely agree anon. The problem is that we are evolved by over 200k years of evolution to live in highly mobile, relatively egalitarian hunting bands of around 100-120 people. Civilization threw a wrench into that, and industrial civilization made things ten times worse.
>>219746015why are you getting a knife
>>219745999just make an app and upload your personal projects to github2bh if I was in that situation I would just teach coding to highschoolers or some shit, a lot of online resources are retarded.
>>219746015I bought a 2 inch fixed blade that fits snugly in a regular jeans pocket, my new go-to.
>>219746021So he can murder a dog
>>219746021I liek knives and collect knives
why you got all them knives stayvun
>>219746016>learn chinese>go to the moon>all my friends are back home died for isrealThis is the future you chose.
I had a small knife collection when I was 13 but my nigger cousin "borrowed" them to go hunting. He even took my shitty little dagger. Fuck that nigga
>>219746026Can you show me?
Fuck this gay abomination of a country
>>219746050stop going outside normie
I reek of autism, no self-respecting woman would ever let me near her vagina
that's right we are loyal to our state over the country, our county over the state, our city over the county and our neighborhood over the city
>>219746055You dont even have a consitution anymore, failed state.
When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world.I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn’t change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn’t change the town, and as an older man, I tried to change my family.Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.
>>219746069how does this affect me? nothing ever happens
I bet some random retard at norad could just shoot off some nukes with zero supervision and end the world.
>>219746007>>219746016ni hoady brother ford burger
>>219746083>noradthe guys who track Santa?
>>219746087Lol
A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. By and by, one of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe."Better get in, Preacher. The waters are rising fast.""No," says the preacher. "I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."Still the waters rise. Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat."Come on, Preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee's gonna break any minute."Once again, the preacher is unmoved. "I shall remain. The Lord will see me through."After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple remains above water. The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone."Grab the ladder, Preacher. This is your last chance."Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.And, predictably, he drowns.A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven. After a while he gets an interview with God, and he asks the Almighty, "Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn't you deliver me from that flood?"God shakes his head. "What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter."
my hair at a norad 4 right now
How about GONAD and they track your balls
States are too big for proper representation but having a unified military is beneficial. In other words, the feds have too much power. Whoever started this marble cake bullshit is a faggot
>freedom of speechBut dont yell fire, thats “limited” even rhough the consitution is clear, we will legislate from the bench>he that is obscene and needs to be censoredWell hey thats totally consitutional you get a free pass>constitution hasnt been updated for like 100 yearsNext time they update it, it will be to confirm we are a totalitarian shithole no better than iraq in 2003.
>>219746118State's rights? But what about slavery???
All my homework is due in an hour and I can't make progress because the computer program can't differentiate between a concept error or a minor mistake. Gone are the days where I can just shit on a paper and turn it in for 80% credit
>the judical sustem will make amy ruling they want based on fucking nothing, and the legislative branch will make any law they want about anything. The executive branch will do literally anything it wants with unlimited powerClap clap clap
all the states that are part of the same timezone should just combine desu
>>219746128Even the confederacy tried to make it a federal thing, it's just the pot calling the kettle black
>>219746134Thank god I'm not in college anymore. I fucking hated canvas or whatever kind of stupid online coursework they force you to use these days
uh oh here come the politics guys and boy howdy do they ever have some opinions to share!
Oh and the cops will kill you for no reason
When I was a kid I wanted to be a Navy Seal but instead I ended up as an unlovable chud neet incel bitch
>>219746134Get raped
>>219746162bro wanted to be an author when he was a kid :skull_emoji:
ahhh spanish is driving me insane, why does it have to be "el aqua" even if the rest of the sentence is feminine?>>219746159I hate how he's always up when I'm up, ruins the thread
Next thing I'm getting with my goodboy points is a new star wars lego set
Gunky thread
The wall is better than dark side of the moon
This country is a fucking timebomb and i hope the game goes on forever so i can fugging leave before it all goes to hell :DDD
I would never say it out loud but I always look down on adult men who have plushies and toys
>>219746188Animals is better
>>219746188HELL noThe Wall is so overrated omgeven Obscured By Clouds is better than The Wall
>>219746191>I would never say it out loudAfraid guys who own plushies and toys will beat your ass?
>>219746188delete money and dark side of the moon is perfect
>>219746200>omg The person who typed this has a vagina
>>219746191what if they look like a 17 year old teenager
>>219746205yea, possibly kill me even. they have the mind of children in the body of a grown man
>>219746207sent that whore flying
>>219746207I have a penis, ballsack, and prostate gland.
>>219746200You type like one of these
>>219746206agreed I fucking hate money so much it's unreal
Just came super hard to ASMR. Sprayed all over my torso
Do girls listen to Ween
>>219746218very strange how only women typed "omg" these days
>>219746213Fair
>>219746225How many ropes did you shoot? I finally figured out how to shoot like a cannon you have to hold it in until you can't and then BOOM!!!
the guy who was the nirvana baby has spent his life chasing the dollar just like the nevermind album cover predicted
^^^^^^^ retards
Im actually happy youre retarded enough to keep fighting for america. It props up the system a little while longer. Good job!
Damn...
digits and society collapses within 5 years
>>219746251I fight for she
BREAKING NEWS BRITANNY SPEARS ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING
>>219746269nigga who cares
is calling arbitrary objects or people "the -berg" or "the -stein" antisemiticincidentallly anudda pooberg arousethdid it not
Fuck this fucking country i sincerely hope you all die.
>>219746236corrpropa deep diss wun
I sincerely hope that reincarnation is real because imagine waiting billions of years for your turn at life, only to be autistic incel chud with no friends
>>219746228Maybe some “alt” girls. Definitely not normie girls.
https://youtu.be/uCpSI54gOqQ?si=BKthew76uf2QLFz6
>>219746295I hope not
What happens here?
Unlike you faggots im not aftaid to die. Fuck you.
So. I just found out that my cousin, who molested me when i was a kid. Is a corrections officer, and a trump supporter
>>219746342Gunna be glad when your whole world order collapses.
Guess who's fingernails reek of feces
>>219746342Checks out
>>219746188>>219746197>>219746200>>219746206Final Cut bros...
>>219746342Is she hot?
there's only one highschool in the entire state of georgia
You guys ever look up your former classmates on Linkenin? I would post the funny ones here but I'm sure it would get back to me
>>219746360Hes kind of cute
>>219746362>in the entire state of georgiaThe Shape Store?
>>219746360>she
>>219746366Yes and it's always some weird ass made up job title like they're trying to throttle the algorithm with as many buzzwords as possible l
these blazin buffalo and ranch doritos are swingin' toobzcobra would have loved them
>>219746388Why did God take cobra but leave boogie
>>219746402death is too kind for boogie, he must rot in his decaying body for 20 more years
>>219746408I can't wait for lolcowlive to die so boogie can suffer
I miss spamming hinge profiles on /cum/, but that app was too much suicide fuel for me
roblox is cool actually
If I was to pull a Luigi Mangione, everyone would just find out about all the stupid shit I did and mock me
>>219746449You can meet creepy men there who can buy you video games
>>219746269Ok, but how does this help Israel?
>>219746366Yeah. Most of them are wildly successful so I stopped.
>>219746460You should pull a ronnie mcnutt instead
a cumbum wrote this
>>219746470I still see some of my classmates at my hometown. Even one of the hot ones still works at shartmart
>>219746478Truthfully, I haven’t even seen that many movies or tv shows with full-frontal cocks.
>>219746478i never had bulges until i gained weight, its less about the size of the dick and more about the tights behind it pushing it forward
>>219746332Coastal redwoods and native american reservations. That area of california is very rough terrain and sparsely populated.>.t live somewhere within the area of your pic
>>219746434I just downloaded bumble again so I'm reviving the gimmick
>>219746526Tattoos, yuck.
>>219746526Would sex but not marry
I thought bumble was the fag one. Why are there so many dating apps?
JFK Jr dressed like Adam Sandler I will not be gaslit
It's crazy how the only concrete evidence I have that sex is real, is that I heard moaning above me in a hotel in Cinque Terre one time
>>219746544its a business
>>219746544Jews
>>219746562I ate a fat girls bagina
>>219746544>Grindr Gay hookup app>Tinder Strait hookup app>Bumble women-oriented dating site (lol, lmao even). Women have to respond first.>Hinge Probably the "highest quality" but still suffers from the fundamental issues of a dating app
>>219746575>Women have to respond first.not anymore, they got rid of that
Brain is bullying me with bad memories again
>>219746588>>219746588Just don't think about them lol.
macking cheese in the michael wave
>>219746588Think of something else nigga
>>219746569That's gross. I banged a fat chick on and off for years and never did that. Do better.
>>219746594>>219746599Sigh
>>219746569Holy based
It should be considered a war crime for fat women to talk about their sex lives with healthy people in earshot. I was forced to endure a conversation of 3 obese coworkers talking about the last time they had sex
>>219746606whats that pic from? looks cool
based
>>219746625What part of his ideology makes him think he's allowed to do that?
>>219746633LGBT
>>219746619Report those fat rapists to HR
chance the crapper
>>219746627No you don't, Lum
>>219746619Yeah report them to HR and kayfabe act traumatized. You could get time off with pay or even more if you play your cards right.
>>219746633He's probably a mason.
>>219746644Acid Crap :D
The lorax is bad movie but "how bad can I be" is a great song
>>219746644parappa the crappa
>>219745884https://youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE
>>219746660I hate l hated that movie because of when they start fucking singing, I hate it when that happens
>>219746654THE DEVIL WENT 'OWN TO GEORGIA, HE WAS LOOKIN' FOR A SOUL TO STEALHE WAS IN A BIND 'CAUSE HE WAS WAY BEHIND AND HE WAS WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL
Gone too soon...
>>219746679who? does he have any eyeballs?
>>219746679The Israelis failed to kill him albeit
>>219746675JOHNNY RISIN UP UP UR BOW N PLAY YOUR FIDDLE HARDALL HE'LLS BROKE LOOSE IN GEORGIA AND THE DEVIL DEALS THE CARDSIF YOU WIN YOU GET THIS SHINY FIDDLE MADE OF GOLDBUT IF YOU LOSE, THE DEVIL GETS YOUR SOOOOoooouuuulll
>>219746674I didn't like it because the villains were evil because fuck you I'm evil. Meanwhile in the book and the original animated film, the Once-ler justified to himself his actions
>>219746694Wait wtf based I hadn't even been paying much attention the last few days. My nigga is invincible
Lordy Lordy Anon’s Turning 40!
chat, m'dih lea
cummmiesssssss
Wish we had some seas in America. Europe has more seas than they know what to do with. All we have is these stupid great lakes and a gay ass gulf
>>219746679Nigga gonna get got like Nasrallah
are desert eagles good guns?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
>>219746722we literally have THREE oceans
its entirely possible if not likely that advanced civilizations like ours come and go, from interstellar distances its impossible to tell they were ever there after they are gone, its just extremely unlikely that 2 civilizations exist in the same period of time that they become detectable to one or the other, the time scale that humans exist like we are now is extremely short just a couple thousands of years and there's no guarantee for the future, the implication is that we will die off in all likelihood before any of our things become advanced enough or widespread or long lasting enough to be detectable in x number of years before another civilization looks
>>219746728Love this song, love this music video.
santana guitar o algo
>>219746724He’s not even part of the Iranian government anymore; if anything, he’s become a dissident
>>219746728good songthis is the music I've been listening to latelythanks for subscribing to my blog
FYI bananas + beans = farts for hours
>>219746753I don't think bananas have anything to do with it. I think it's all the beans. Also this nigga eatin beans
>>219746722it's why our natives are boring plains indians.
We absolutely must talk about this
>>219746747smiths are shitenarrow stairs > we have the factspinkerton > the blue albumdisintegration > pornographyWhite album > rubber soulBanana > WHWLdo better next time
>>219746733Nothing cool about oceans. I want seas.
>Nigga gonna get got like Nasrallah
>>219746696THE DEVIL OPEN'D UP HIS CASE AND HE SAID, "I'LL START THIS SHOW"'ND FIRE BLEW FROM HIS FINGERTIPS AS HE ROSIN'D UP HIS BOWAND HE PULL'D THE BOW ACROSS THE STRINGS AND IT MADE AN EVUL HISSSSSSSTHEN ER BAND OF DEMONS JOINED IN AND IT SOUND'D SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS
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I turn 35 this summer. I am married and rent my home.
it feels good to know we have a hard working man in charge who cares about the american people
isnt it fucking crazy to think about space, all that shit being real, makes it all seem so insignificant
>>219746792Why haven't you bought one?
>>219746798yeah
>>219746796miniature caps are in full control now.
>>219746800In this economy?!
Red white green or blueShow off your natural hue
>>219746808The economy is doing great. Some might say it's the greatest ever. Stocks are up, wages are up, costs are down. We are in a golden age!
>>219746800I own an investment property in a different city, but it would be unsuitable for me and my family as a family home. The city in which I reside is still too expensive to buy a suitable home.
you can tell New Vegas was made by leftists because they made Veronica's default clothes stronger than the raider armor, so you can't dress her up in a sexy outfit in vanilla.
STOP BRINGING UP POLITICS YOU DUMB NIGGERS WHEN WE HAVE A WHOLE BOARD FOR THAT>>219746817FLAMINGO OH OH OHOHOH
>>219746798It’s a big world out there
>>219746817she actually says "black white green or blue"
i wish i could stream and shitpost at the same timelike I could talk about peepeepoopoo and than chat would be like peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoo
>>219746837it's white and gold
Goshyesque post.
>>219746848don't bring him here
i like it when you call me big papa
>another porn video watched another melanoma spottedjesus
Stop watching porn.
>>219746853I WANT MY MCDONALDS RIBBON NAO
We're gonna have to start accepting that Jews are our betters
>another porn video watched another glandular prostate cancer spotted
I don’t care about the news or politics and stuff like that. I have simply developed baseline opinions for when I’m forced into such discussions. But truly I wish all the politicsfags would just go to /pol/ and stay there.
AI could be heavily invested in simply because its the most feasible way for humanity to advance and keep on living, if earth is ever destroyed we wouldn't send people, we would send AI manned space craft to different planets carrying human embryos and hope they can succeed
>still learning how to drive>start using my dad's car since my mom's car broke down>suck massive nuts when driving any car except my mom's>get done at work and start to drive home, coworker is behind me>fuck up pulling out and almost crash into them>the next day everyone at work jokes about how shit I am at driving
>>219746902I passed my driving test when I was 15, you fucking clod
>>219746575>>219746544I found an interesting app recently from an article, seems interesting but it only works with college campuseshttps://trydatedrop.com/
>>219746902fuck cars get a motorcycle
>>219746914no I just know they'll set me up with a fat girl
>>219746902*hugs*
>>219746909well I got my permit when I was young but we moved states and I didn't transfer it within 60 days and also you can only get your certificate from a school in-state but I can't go back to school due to already graduating so I was fucked either way
i'm /cum/ing
>>219746926>I just know they'll set me up with a fat girlAre you a fat guy?
>>219746938no
>>219746914This concept would only be good for someone who can socialize normally. If I did this I know for a fact that it would just be humiliating and the girl would be on her phone the whole time
>>219746931>just invade a country the size of Alaska with the population of Germany bro
>>219746942Do you ever stop to think that preemptively shooting yourself in the foot, via a negative mindset, before you get to the starting line will hurt your chances?
>>219746900Us and the ultra-powerful people who are investing in AI are not one.
My wife is easily a 10/10. Super hot and loyal.
>>219746948100k troops staging in Cyprus atm
>>219746914That app doesn't make sense, you're already meeting people at college every day. Not to mention, there are people who take classes just for the sake of meeting people, now you have to take classes just for the sake of signing up on that app? Kind of fishy
>>219746959how big is her penis?
I feel bad for germans, every time germany is ever brought up there's always an obligatory mention of hitler. Hell, everyone thinks it whenever anyone mentions germany. Saw a german streamer get mad and the chat jumps to compare him to hitler. A new character in a moba is german and everyone makes jokes hoping he doesn't have a polish friend. Germany has been reduced to 2 things, hitler and being unfunny.
>>219746902my parents always have the biggest shitboxes ever, they junked the only car i ever liked and the one they want me to learn in has a jerky gas pedal that makes it look like you don't know how to accelerate properly.
>>219746972Which part of "never forget" don't you understand?
Your mom telling you to go fight and possibly get your ass kicked by your friend who plowed her and who’s baby just dripped out into the toilet because she took the morning after pill is a pretty wild situation
>>219746990is this story true? picrel could be edited
It's so sad steve jobs died from ligma.
>>219746959Nobody gives a fuck.
>>219746966>you're already meeting people at college every dayI haven't met one yet that's available sexually sadly>there are people who take classes just for the sake of meeting peopleI'm the only person I've met so far like that, makes me feel really pathetic.>Kind of fishyIt's obviously for harvesting personal info but that's all dating apps, that one isn't special>>219746942>This concept would only be good for someone who can socialize normallyIf you just say you're shit at socializing they'll pair you off with some 5/10 autist girl, you'd be a perfect match>>219746941Why do you think they'd be fat then? You an architect?
>>219747001who the hell is steve jobs?
theres a janny or a snitch here, just got warned
>>219747012ligma balls
>>219747016*byoooooooom sfx*
>>219746763LOL
>>219747014What'd you get warned for
>>219746996
Ain't no lion or tiger, ain't no mamba snakeJust the sweet watermelon and the buckwheat cakeEv'rybody is as happy as a man can beClimb aboard, little wog, sail away with meSail away, sail awayWe will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston BaySail away, sail awayWe will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
>>219747011You know that meme that autistic people cannot stand someone who is 1% more autistic than them? That is me. I have zero patience for my kind. Plus I want to have kids and I think two different autists having kids is a crime against humanity
>>219746963Is this true
>>219747027geg
My dad kept falling for the "lease a vehicle and buy it cheaper" scam for over a decade, and instead of buying a vehicle, the amount he owes keeps going up after each vehicle because he trades them in early. He ended up paying 60k for a shitbox grocery getter when you could literally buy a nice ass truck for that price.
>>219747001get your shit and get out, you're done.
>>219747035>I want to have kids and I think two different autists having kids is a crime against humanityJust keep them away from the tranny shit and they'll be the next Steve Jobs o algo
