Prev >>219761091onions edition
Watching those homesteading videos online makes growing your own onions and stuff look so appealing
I hate it when my penis gets randomly hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edwk-8KJ1Js
>>219764854Boob ass onion
>>219764854
The Persian gf
How about Mississippi Queer
Daggerfall > Morrowind > Skyrim > Oblivion
Lunchtime!
>>219764974That's ontologically evil>>219764996Her boobs look bigger than her head
the japanese gf
New kino dropped.
>>219765019Trvth posterDaggerfall is so cool. You can just wander around and find towns that nobody's been to and all sorts of crazy dungeons. I love that quest where you take a cursed artifact and just get assaulted by demons till you turn it in.
>>219765019Daggerfall is based because it hard-filters jasonkin in the first 10 minutes of the game
>>219765080If you actually understand the puzzle area with the gates and don't just bump your way through it you're like 170 iq genius tier.
>>219765022based
When he comes to callMy pa ain't got a word to sayGuess it's 'cause he'sJust as wild in his younger daysSo, blow you old Blue Northern, blow my love to meHe's ridin' in tonight from CaliforniaHe loves his damned old rodeo as much as he loves meSomeday soon, goin' with him someday sooooooooooooon
Skyrim fans are like: Just roh dahOblivion fans are like: by azura by azura by azuraMorrowind fans be like: come, YerevanDaggerfall fans be like: shut up!
michigan just got hit by a tornado
>>219765022i wouldn't feed that shit to my dog
kek
>>219765022Where's the beef
>>219765019Arena?
>>219765349pipe down, unc
Bumping systems rolling down the street in Detroit Michigan I switch again bucket seats with my girlfriend
Ison is the key to byzantine singing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxt_DB_R8A8
Massive dumpage
Grok hates panties so I have to put shorts on all my dolls when I make videos with it. Also you have to overcorrect boob size and shape, so Lani gets massive bolt ons that the A.I. will "fix" by giving her big naturals in the actual video.
>>219765414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St733RXSXpI
>>219765430Thank you Sir it is very good tip.
>>219765486nice !
first beer down
ESCAPE SAMSARA
real unc hours
>>219765430Grok has never been the same since October 2025
>pleased to eat you I mean meet youhe should have been caught way earlier tbf
>>219765608Can't be wanting to escape samsara and smack talk CERN and their efforts to destroy the world at the same time
>>219765430i wouldn't even know what to write to get anything
>>219765584the reason why a bunch of Jewish hippies even sang this sort of Orthodox polyphony was because they were spoofing the track Kyrie Eleison off the soundtrack to Easy Rider
>>219765755he's a second-pairing guy with experience, i guess. it's a lot to give up for him but it's hard to say what the market was like for him. still not beating my habbies regardless.
Sharif don’t like itFuck the Casper
>>219765792you know who IS beating your habbies?
>>219765659grok, imagine carmen electra from baywatch with a pronounced bosom
>>219765837no way, josé haha
Mira bien, hijo de tu puta madre. Soy Mencho, wey. Relaja tu puta gente a la verga, soy Mencho, wey. Relaja tus putas partidas, sino te voy partir tu madre a ti y a toda tu bola de perros, te tengo identificados 30 gueyesHasta tus putos perros te voy a matar si no te relajas wey. Como ves?
Number one issue of our day: Is flat justice? Nobody seems to know the answer.
>>219765873YES way
justice isn't real. it's just something we made up.
>>219765874Si señor
>>219765877
i can't take your opinion seriously if you didn't grow up playing sports
>>219765957I never played little league but I'd play culdesac stickball and shoot hoops at the court in the park
Going to the beach tomorrow hope I can find my old boogie board before I go
>>219765855That won't give you very good results. Prompting is an art all its own.
KEK
I was a trouble maker in elementary school
>>219766031It's MARCH nigga! Hawaiian ahh mfer
>>219766049Grok is redditbrained based on that answer, grim
>>219766040I agree sir, do have guide for prompt genius? I will send meeting invite please so we can discuss. Please join
>>219766040teach me your ways, goon sage
Farting bigly in public. This is so embarrassing.
>>219766049jesus, grok goes hard in the paint
>>219766084
>>219766084erm, clean up on aisle my pants!
>>219766049Rekt
>>219766119you're just letting them know who the alpha is
Devastating for jeets' reputation.
https://youtu.be/zbE342M0VRk?t=281
>>219766100>>219766101It's too much to explain, you'll have to ask about specific concerns.Vidu is the best free video making site. Pixverse, Grok, Easemate, and Kling also have good services.
>>219766149Yeah, real alpha I am who can't even control his bowels? I'm a joke.
your mom provides good service as wellon my balls
>>219765874https://youtu.be/tKQwOuTiY-A
>>219766092shut up
>>219766169you've gotta be the guy who posted me Svitlana Nianioman, I was obsessed with that song for a while
>that wife and those kids?>completely slipped my mind>I’m sure they’ll turn up thoughbeit
>>219766012you never had the makings of a versity athlete
*hugs you and farts*
>>219766321That was a really fucked up story
Everyone disliked that
Do they sell real estate in USD in Canada near the border? They do it here.
A2E generations have been absolute fucking dogshit this week. 0/4 so far
>>219766390It's not visible to buy there for us because housing there is actually more expensive than it is here
>>219766341rude....
Crazy how there was a mass child sacrifice at the beginning of the war
pumpkin seed now thats my jam, thats the stuff right there, show me a nigga that dont like pumpkin seeds i'll show you a fool
>>219766598Damn it do be like dat
>>219766170what prompt did you use for electra?
>>219766158we actually need more indians. who else is going to make my tims? timmy? timmy doesnt wanna work.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>219766245what is this type of music called?
>>219766347It was my first trucrime story. You always remember your first.
Two places in the same town with the same address. What the fuck?
Free A.I. slop-making tip: polka-dot clothing materials work well with A.I. because it gives "free" tracking for the algorithm.
had a 2 hour nap
>>219766810Damn nigga how old are youMy first true crime case oh fuck I don't even know. Willie Pickton maybe?
i'm transitioning into a gymcel
>>219766885Into a gymgender
>>219766645>a woman (in her late 20s, medium height, 1990s makeup, 1990s hair style, 1990s fashion) wearing a red 1990s style bathing suit.Anything more and you're going to start creating hallucinations. Sometimes it's better to let the A.I. just do its thing. But I'm working from images of Carmen to begin with.
Check out Pee Wee Gaskins for true crime https://youtu.be/TSgdNk-zBGA
>>219766869>how oldMy first phone was a motorola razer, my second was an iphone 3gs.
>>219766947The Chris Watts incident was only a few years ago. Did you not get into true crime until you were an adult?
imagine eating this good
>>219766482Crazy how it isnt a huge deal and magatards are defending it
>>219766845*sigh*, after many many edits, right after I post an image I notice this thing.
Only white person on the bus award.
>>219766939rookie tier. just watch that video of a polish /pol/tard chopping his grandmother's face in half
>>219766975hmm...hoooh....haaah!
Mt. Dew may give you dementia, but damn is it good.
>>219766970Pretty much. JCS was my initiation into the genre.
>>219767009Seen it
>>219766975
>>219767031funky town? dick grinder? moroccan beheadings
It keeps happening
>>219767016You are like wee baby! I've been into true crime for as long as I can remember. I even took Law 12 in high school.
>>219767014Actually? I thought it was just lowering sperm counts and causing diabetes, had no idea it also gives dementia
funposting this because I wanna
>>219767009Why would anyone want to watch that
>>219767060I seen that guy whose skin was flayed off by the cartel
>>219767133yeah that's funky town
>>219766788corrido? i don't even know 2bh
>5 PM on a Friday
so what if I have a fetish for 1990s women with giant tits wearing airbrushed leather? what about it?
>>219767193It’s not normal
>>219767186its 2 PM, thoughever
>>219767090I really like her channel she's so funny
>>219767210Isn't a "busty hot chick in leather" like THE pleb normy definition of mainstream sexy?
>safe horny
>>219767210T. Biggest coom addict in /cum/ history
theres this cute girl at the gym, how do i make it happen?
>Oil over $90 a barrellibs cant stop losing
>>219767305Rape.
>>219767305*Walks up to her curling 25 pound dumbbell* hey there baby come here often?
Getting Starbies ^_^
>>219767340im being serious though
>>219767305abduct her at gun point with your dirtbike/vespa or just steal her phone and stuff and blackmail her into having sex with you in return for her stuff or just playfully flirt with her for about a minute or two before asking for her number up to you romeo
>>219767268I've never actually intentionally genned a nude woman. Not really a big fan of em.
>>219767367how do i start talking to her and how to do i playfully flirt
>naked women? EWWWWWWWWWW
>>219767305>Chupa meu pau ou eu vou chorar
Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone againSo what did you do those three days you were dead?'Cause this problem's gonna lastMore than the weekend
Why haven't you become an incel clown serial killer yet?
Ameriniggas be like:>honey, can you please pass me the mayo?
>>219767498and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIwill diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie all aloneand when IIIIIIIIIIIIIARRIIIIIIIIIIVE I wont know anyone
>>219767565MODDDDSSSSSS!!
>>219767416you have to look for choosing signals or indicators of interest (IOI) first, then try these opening techniques:The Opinion Opener: Asking for a female perspective on a topic, such as "My buddy has this jealous ex-girlfriend... what should he do?".The Observational Opener: Commenting on something in the environment, for example, "Oh wow, it's like The View over at this table!".The "False Time Constraint" Opener: Opening with a line that suggests they cannot stay long, such as, "I can only talk for a second, but..." This reduces the pressure on the woman.
>>219767560I know you'll come in the night like a thiefBut I’ve had some time alone, to hone my lying technique
Watching cocaine bear
I want to have passionate breeding sex with Brittany venti
>>219767607No you don't
you might be wondering how I ended up in this position
anyone want to game
I’ll win the lottery tomorrow
finna go to walmart
1980s Cara H. Utz (then known as "Hops" )
.
>>219767671crikey
1990s makeover
>>219767684>>219767712Fascinating work
why do bbc people like dodge hellcats so much?
>>219767687Oh no
Roast in the oven
I put my "roast" in ur moms "oven"
https://youtu.be/-QwkJkiRoJU
good night brosssssssss
last slop-post of the night. I just like this one
Excited to build a terrarium
'mberg is making cookies tonight she also said she loves what I did with the garden got a sun burn fixing it up
>>219767868She was giggling because I told her a funny joke
>>219767874I want to get an ant terrarium
i dont like AI porn not even a little bit
>>219767849g' night
>>219767868>>219767874>>219767877>>219767877>>219767894>>219767909>>219767921someone wish me a good night you fucking assholes! it means a lot to me!
Get this weird thing where I feel like bubbling feeling in my footSeems worse when I drink coffeeWtf causing this?
>>219767644im gonna buy poker night at the inventory later, always wanted to try it
>>219767830feet
>>219767952Shut the fuck up and stop raping dogs
>>219767952You aren't welcome here anymore
>>219767849goodnight faggot
Let the midnight specialhttps://youtu.be/WmYb_Aoc6uA
>>219767964gout. get that shit checked ASAP i'm not even kidding
>>219767974
>>219767909Frogs>>219767952Good night sweetie
>>219767975It's in his croat DNA that kind of thing is very common over there unfortunately they descend from dogs so feel an innate attraction
if you feel like you need to poop you should probably take a poop
FOR A BAGEL THAT WENT VIRAL
what if i feel like i want a gf
>>219767998Can you post ones without dog dicks so I can show them to my parents
>>219767995based and creedencepilled
>>219767507The effects look comically bad lol foids really love watching this
>>219768031Why are your parents scared of dog genitalia
>>219767868It's lacking camera shake. A woman of that tonnage would cause any webcam to slightly vibrate.
>>219768020what if you're at work and there's someone else in the bathroom
eating award
>>219767868You should avoid text on posters, gives it away too easily
The cats genuinely chewed their way into the bag of 'nip
drinking beerwho will join me on this quest
>>219768217In 5 hours I will
>>219768152It's mirrored text that says "D is for Deathstar". The text is mirrored because webcam models always record in mirror mode.
>are you nervous or something?
>>219768223I'lll be out of beer by then
>>219768236Her proportions are kind of weird
>>219768233Do you like this video?
>>219768233I am aware but the font is all messed up like AI even though it IS legible
I love the dead before they rise, no farewells, no goodbyesI never even knew your now rotting faceWhile friends and lovers mourn your silly graveI have other uses for you, darlingI LOVE THE DEADI LOVE THE DEADI LOVE THE DEADSO-OH
>>219768283shut the fuck up, you belligerent alcoholic
>>219768217In 1 hour I will
>>219768264as far as you know I made that video
>>219768283https://youtu.be/Oj4iBkgYSz4?si=Uq9WxRLZzv2WhCKt
>>219768304wahey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBTUJbnN1o
>>219768298I heard a latter day Tom Waits song today and I thought fuck that guy, he exploits belligerent alcoholism
I only drink beer when we’re at a restaurantWe never have alcohol at home(Except for amaretto to make tiramisu with)Alcohol is bad for you
>>219768337tom waits is the king of alcoholic music, kys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLVXBqfqBY
I wish a girl would take a fat ogre shit on my face
2 brewskis down
>>219768375it's not even that, it's more that he sounds too much like Cpt. Beefheart, who I listened to a lot when I was young
>>219768392Ewww no thanks
>>219768236Looks like Sanna
>>219768373This bunny is so me
tfw no sanna milf mommy gf
I don't drink alcohol, the only drug I need is healthy habits and exercise
>>219768392
>>219768439>healthy habitsYou have never talked to a human female that isn't related to you
>>2197683946 shots of tequila down
>>219768408Are you a girl?
>>219768373Do you drink more during October fest?
>>219768456No I'm a man but I do get my feelings hurt really easily like a girl, and listen to some girly indie music
https://youtu.be/-tAo-OBwz_w
>>219768437who dat?
>>219768452So?
>>219768453AYAYAYAYAYAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>219768437ikr
>>219768480me when
She wasn't there today :( going to head out tonight in search of fun instead
>>219768465No I’ve never been to one Can’t imagine a less fun activity
Is this you?
>>219768501IMPOSSIBLE to suffer in suomiland
>>219768331this band gets a band rap but apparently once upon a time there was this British dude who wanted to wed Kyuss to Radiohead, who am I to shittalk him
>>219768508You must be fun at parties
I went to ocktoberfest in munich and good god is it a ripoff. Never seen so many people in one place in my life tho
>>219768498I posted a band playing this song live on sharty with people dancing in the plaza
Andean folk is pure ear kino
>>219768510Is this (You)?
>>219768469Damn
Where my desperate poor retarded starving bums at
>posting on sharty
im bored
>>219768549>I went to ocktoberfest in munich and good god is it a ripoff.Why is it just super expensive?
>>219768510He roids and will be dead soon that makes me happy
>>219768574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg9_8L6ueIQ
>>219768569*raises paw*
>>219768574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5MccdP_hU8
>>219768574https://youtu.be/7BE4QcwX4dU
>>219768571as you post a jakhmmmmm....
>>219768569Hiii
>>219768510He bought a MAGA hat just to do that, the hat was completely new lol
>>219768595
>>219768574I'm not/cum/ has been fun lately after being boring for a whileI think this Iran kerfuffle has ignited a spark in us
>>219766984Looks like a filleting knife
>>219768605
>>219768605jaks predate the sharty
>>219768628the best line Tarantino/Ritchie never wrote
>>219768640even so
What are your thoughts on epic fail guy?
>>219768661I thought this was a tampon until I zoomed in
>>219768679https://youtu.be/5HnhPNS0rqM
this one goes out top the guy blasting the Dan in his car outside
>>219768679you gotta take pity on tha poor millennial lawdfor you have RAISED HIM UP ON HIGHfrom his epic fail guy beginningsDO I HEAR AN AMEN?
>>219768711as in Steely Dan?
>>219768679Legendary !
>>219768748is there anything else?
>>219768768no, not really, but you never know here
>>219768574same
>>219768748>>219768768Steely Dan was a dildo
>>219768825DOUBLE HELIX IN THE SKY TONIGHTTHROW OUT THE HARDWARELET'S DO IT RIGHT
>>219768825I wish I was a dildo for Dua Lipa
this is the year of the fire horsebuckle up
>Dua LipaGross
>Dua LipaHot
>>219768932She has the Siddharta Gautama phenotype
>>219768985I much prefer Olivia or Billie as cliche as that sounds
>this is what the European version of Mexican women look likeit's not fair, they can't keep getting away with it.
>>219768932>>219768975>>219768932>>219769015>>219769028>>219768864
>>219769028looks like a whore, pretty sure you can find one at your moms house
>>219768864It makes no difference to me what another man chooses to stick his dick in... But your taste is... A little gross.
>>219769053Look, the girl I wanted to gagoogity this week wasn't in class, I'm blueballed
>>219768932Dumb>>219768975Smart
>>219769060take yer fucking swing, son bitch.
>>219769060action hero movies might not be what they once were but the art of the American oneliner seems to live on
hate being in crowded places
>>219769110same
>>219769110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcVpNMok98
Another one
>>219769110 I don't mind it, as long as it's only for a short time
If we produce double the oil of Saudi Arabia, why am I paying $4.50/gallon in California?
>>219769129kek
>>219769167American oil goes straight to Israel so they can lube their jew cocks to keep fucking the USA in the ASSHOLE!
>>219769122Why are there so many people in the world. I like it better in the quiet in the forest. People make such loud noises ad it's scary. >>219769137That's good. You usually dont need to be out for a long time>>219769129Funny song
my biggest weakness is also my greatest advantage, not having a job
>>219768748This marketing professor I had in college played steely dan before class one day then went on a rant about how they were the best band ever then he showed us a clip of mad men and said cheating on your wife actually isn't that bad and that everyone used to do it, it was a very surreal experience
>>219769167>why am I paying $4.50/gallon in CaliforniaCalifornia doesn't produce oil despite having big offshore reserves and they recently passed a bunch of restrictions on refining it. Most oil from Cali is usually from India which is imported from India which comes from everywhere from the Gulf to the Stans to Russia and fuck knows where else.
>>219769223Holy based
>>219769167gasoline tax by poosome
>>219769167California has the most expensive gas in the country cuz our retard d Democrat leaders mandated we have to add extra green energy shit to it to make it more emissions friendly
>>219769223They were not the best band ever, or Aja wouldn't be the only album of theirs that's perfect.
>>219769223absolutely BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IG_jkDmRQE
>>219769223>went on a rant about how they were the best band ever then he showed us a clip of mad men and said cheating on your wife actually isn't that bad and that everyone used to do itBronze age mindset
>>219769256I'm going to tell you for the 4th or 5th time now that aja isnt even a top 3 SD album
>>219769276>>219769276>>219769276
>>219769278>>219769278>>219769278corr nuevo breadberg
>>219769293>>219769295Caca
>>219769167Goyim tax. Do you think all that money for Isr*el comes out of nothing? You must suffer so Isr*el can thrive so you can thrive, maybe.
foreigners OUT
Real NEW>>219769350
