/brit/ edish
they dont make lads like this anymore
Ian Huntley is suffering :-)
tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzofC1lws8s
>>219765199
so thenhow was everyone's week at toil?
>>219765150South of england a literal black hole of paedophiles
>>219765150Alnwick is comfy and has a great castle
>>219765199yeah cos londons been ethnically cleansed of the native population
>>219765235The married toilfu made me a cup of tea and I don't know how to interpret it (Our office doesn't do rounds or anything)
>>219765266Pity
Is Orthodox Christianity a meme
>>219765235didnt do anything got claude code to do all my work for me
been to putneybig houses innit
>>219765235boring cos the toilfu didn't get her tummy out this week
>>219765266spat in it then giggled with the other girls "that's the closest HE'LL get to a woman" they roared cruelly
>>219765278Why would she make me tea out of pity?
had some ancestors who lived in brixton and battersea. don't think they'd be too pleased if they could see it now.
>>219765312hold tight putney
>>219765316Delete this now
>>219765316corr
>>219765295No more or less than the other larps.
>>219765357Based
the northern powerhouse beckons....
>>219765295No it's awesome but Western converts to it are a meme
my wife was born and bred in birminghamlove her so much lads
anyone doing a big ol steamsesh this weekend?dunno what to use for my steamfuel, pretty much fed up with beer, wine and spirits have been making me gag lately, and cider gives me acid reflux
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>219765316would drink it and get a stiffy
mad really. years ago hollyoaks used to be about seeing peng lasses with their tits and arses barely concealed now it's just full of tranny benders and gone all woke. what a load of shite.
>>219765370We had a by-election recently and the Labour party candidate was a Greek lady who moved here in the nineties
>>219765113>>219765150nice thread (sarcasm)
>>219765418tequila?
>>219765393But those people regret buying a house on a main road
>>219765416alabama? so you two are siblings then i take it
Imagine walking the grounds of the London England LDS Temple with the proto gf, coffee in hand and she indicates that she likes you.
>>219765416>my wife was bred in birminghamyuh
>>219765393What the hell are those skyscrapers?
>>219765443fat
>>219765451
>>219765393get those reasonably sized houses flattened and stack 100 bugflats on top of each other as far as the eye can see
>>219765425Just watch porn mate
>>219765318Imagine you look like a pathetic little weasel.
>>219765429Watch out for embezzlement and gross mismanagement of public funds. Check on the coffers often
>>219765473this. britain can house at least 1 billion refugees.
>>219765462and he's italian!
Eastern Orthodoxy is like Japan, you can like it but never EVER talk about it or you are a neckbeard autistic vf
>>219765420Slept their way to independence from Serbia
>Hollyoaks: 6,646 episodes>Emmerdale: 10,514 episodes>EastEnders: 7,290 episodes>Coronation Street: 11,746 episodesWhere should I start?
>>219765471mad how the term "fool" came to mean stupid when really being a funny person is often a sign of high intelligence
>>219765479nah that's a load of rubbish as well
>>219765451bet all that land was expensive
>>219765499Leftypol positivitly creaming himself at the thought
Mad that Ribena stalked a polish woman he lived with, sexually assaulted her and then transitioned to become a woman, taking her name.Bloke's utterly fucked in the head, shocked he didn't do time for it.
>>219765266It was a not-so-subtle dig because you never get the teas in. I told you this.
>>219765535tend to agree with you here and although it seems like im trying to make fun hopefully they arent taking it too personally
do mormons genuinely believe that shit
ok google bring up cyclingmikey getting run over videos on the plasma
>>219765393Northern Poorhouse more like
used to think africa grew all the food and sold it to usbut it's the west that sells it to them and allows their population to explode
never bother ironing anything me don't see any point. wonder if that would be a dealbreaker if I meet the love of my life
Pathetic wank over vids and pics and voice notes exberg sent me 5years ago
>>219765555did he actually assault her? i heard he just filmed her on the toilet or something, although that might be legally considered assault idk
>>219765569corr
>>219765569anyone who annoys cager is baseddriving should be a miserable experience
>>219765542Land is cheap if it doesn't have planning permission. The more entrepreneurial /brit/izens will read this and recognise there's real value in being able to get a planning application approved quickly and being schmoozing their local planning authority.
and the meek shall inherit the earth
>>219765473Get that service charge whacked up. Triple it every 5 years
>>219765598bill gates personalyl pumping 500 trillion dollars into afreeka every year to allow them to allow the women to have 15 children
>>219765150Can't believe there's a gap in the nonce market in Norfolk, I hear about them all the time in the local news, maybe they're just in Norwich.
>>219765639i thought bill gates wanted to eliminate 90% of the population using vaccines
>>219765639Thought he was pumping russian "models"
well there's no other word for it, I've got my bum out
I’m a complete fool and a weirdoPeople don’t like me and I behave poorly
>>219765615>JustHe also pissed in her Ribena (for sexual gratification)
bought a big new 32 inch 4k monitor to play games on about a week ago but haven't played fuck all since, in fact i haven't even turned my computer on in several days, currently phoneposting from bed, me
quite fond of that nunchuck lass on the reels
>>219765598well the bananas do don't they
>>219765632Blessed are the gimmick makers, for they shall be called sons of God
giz a sniff Emma
done hundreds of wanks to amarna miller
>>219765606text her that you miss the way her pussy tastes
sucking a solitary beer
I've started on the vodka now, chasing it with pomegranate juice
>>219765717seen her do wee wees on herself
>>219765666Billy Biomass is hard at work to keep their numbers in check, that guy has no idea what hes on about
>>219765687i thought he did that to get revenge on one of his roommates who was being mean to him (i assume justifiably so)
When shoes that I found really comfortable get overworn and fall apart I just order them again, sometimes in different colours.No point in going to the store and trying new ones.
>>219765763>storeFOY
done hundreds of wanks to kenny miller
Why does the BBC make commentators use players full names, e.g. Mohammed Salah and Andrew Robertson?
would love to show the toilfu some legalporno scenes
>>219765763type of message mumberg sends
>>219765725>having a bath without bubblesWhat twisted cunt does that?
>>219765717look at the photo on her wikipedia
fuck me ladshad a fucking kebab for the first time in about a yearfeel like I'm about to BURSTtwas peng-a-leng thoughever
>>219765772What's the correct british english term for мaгaзин then?
>>219765725Seen this pic before thoughbeit
>>219765674
Wish it were the 50s and I was hanging out a cool jazz bar in New York
>>219765725nigga's got his bathroom bedroom and livingroom in one room
I can't work out why Valve undeleted CS:GO
>>219765814shop
we should send infant annihilator to eurovision
why are no /brit/ personalities here? is everyone out because it's friday night?
>>219765836Send gabe a cheeky text
>>219765776>not watching with fletch and mccoist on comms
>>219765850Meet up at montagu pykeWe’re all there
that's the months money reviewednet worth currently stands at £206,384.32down a bit because the jews fancy a bit of war
Made how grim david kronenbourg 64 is
imagine how good life was before people were forced to toil
>>219765864can't stand darren "fletch" fletcher or ally mccoist
Australopithecus grenfellensis
I support Iran
I am a poor freezingly cold sovl
makes me sad when i see good posts from my fellow countrymen not getting any responses but some boring bastard jf comes in and starts asking boring bastard questions or starts rattling off about some boring bastard shite and five of you pile on him at once
>>219765899
>>219765871show me the pie chart
arch of my foot is killing me. might be the new boots idk. started a year ago and seems to be more persistent now.
>>219765930blog on
>>219765150idiot. the strongest nonces live in redcar and keswick
>>219765887For me it's the original David Kronenberg for the NES followed by Super David Kronenberg for the SNES. David Kronenberg 64 was a let down imo. Glad they fixed the series when the Gamecube came around.
why do adult sites have options to share on social mediaare you really going to post porn on your facebook?
Operation Epic Fail
>>219765930They're teaching me proper english
>>219765930we quietly admire and chortle at the postings of our english kinjf's deserve to be dogpiled and told to gtfo of our beloved /brit/
me when I'm ordering at a restaurant and the waiter's name is "chart">>219765940
>>219765977i dont give a fuckfuck off
pouring rain
>>219765314summer is coming
>>219765938Dimensions arent very good. His trunk looks about a foot long
>>219765968trump is going to type 3 paragraphs on truth social seething about this
>>219765940dont have a pie chart, more concerned with the time series
>>219765987excellent post
>>219765725>>219765835obviously a hostile innit
>>219766027when i finish my meal and the waiters name is post
>>219765558That's not true though because I told you, our office never has done rounds, there are too many people. We just make our own tea when we want one. I told her that I thought I was coming down with a cold so she made me a cup of tea without saying anything
>>219765965
1 hour and 22 mins - America disables the entire Iranian military...
Hope the weather is good this weekend
think it'd be funny if every redditor on this site was exterminated
>>219766016who died in april?
Spraying Lynx Africa on my arse
>>219765984good and truthful post
>>219765965if it's a anonymous fb yeah
>>219765965porn pages would
>>219766063all that space wasted to play footy on a 5 foot fieldwouldve been better off installing a basketball hoop
need a crazy dead gf
never seen any of themhow far do I go along until I stop?
>>219766063fuck is that
>>219766052i got this reference
>>219766116Dies how?
>>219766126first 2 are good, the third was a bit shit I haven't seen the others but they'll just be generic slop
>>219766126first twothe rest don't exist
>>2197661261 and 2 and make sure to download the first blurays and not the remasters
>>219766063What's the point of that pitch? White people literally just passing the ball to the goalkeeper back and forth or what?
>>2197661261 and 2 are great3 is bad but fun since it has some of the best action sceneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9W4cFOD04k
>>219766162Learn how to pass out from the back is very important nowadays
What compels people to white knight online? Genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen a joke made at a woman’s expense without some white knight sperging out in the comments insulting the person who made the joke
Life aint shit but a fat vagina
>>219765493She came third place and went back to her councillor position at the local council which is where all the low to mid level corruption happens in British politics.Do Greeks businesses still pay salaries as a combination of the official reported amount + remaining unreported portion in cash?
>>219766063*gets tackled and cracks my head open on the paving*ouch!
>>219766162heads and volleys with the lads
>>2197661262. people will try to tell you 3 is good but it isn't. genisys is actually the only worthwhile one after 2 not that it's good. it's terrible but being a tv movie is exactly the direction it should have done when it lost cameron. rise salvation and dark fate are just pathetic attempts to be cinematic like 1 and 2 and they fail harder because of it. genisys doesnt try to be anything more than tv movie with FOTM actors and so it can't fail as hard
>>219766002arise arise
>>219766151works at the DWP and stopped his cold weather payments
>>219766151suicide
>>219766016GIA doing well recently. RBRS?
Day 7 of the 3 day Special anti-Ayatollah Operation.
>>219766202Yes, about 1/3rd of economic activity happens off the books because a bunch of thieves are out to fleece you on every cent you make
>>219766116Imagine being the poor doggo, watching master be kill.
no one talks about going on incel walks anymore :(
>>219766220Where is this, Germany?
>>219766275a greek I worked with said that you're not really greek unless you've been extorted or beaten up by the police by the time you're 20
>>219766126terminator terminator 2terminator salvationignore the rest
>>219765295The Catholic Church is the one true one but the Orthodox do a better job IMO in defining the mysterious nature of God. The West has tended to make him into a judge in the sky while the East maintained God was incomprehensible mystery knowable only through Christ. Also kino aesthetics.
this is the average redditor
nth for Yuno
>>219766300tomorrow
Just watched (looked up at occasionally from my phone) Ninja Scroll 1993. 10/10 one of the best films I've ever seen
>>219766140Thanks x
>>219766314the thumbnail makes his microphone look like a can of red bull x
>>219766300will be off to bed soon so I'm up nice and early for mine
>>219766314Reddit is more based than 4chan at this point. I’ve seen nothing here as of late than interracial sex threads, trannies and how Epstein was actually “based”
>>219765393I want to live in a Victorian townhouse.
>>219766301poland i think
I spoke to crodie, he'll join us in ten minutes
The daily clozemastertoil
>>219766368I spoke to janny, he said I can spam report you both again
No Ada Wong??NO ADA WONG??
mad how many ships are on the water this very moment
>>219766350where do you think those posters came fromthis is where reddit faggots come after they've been banned from posting over there
Me n who x
Watching shot caller
I miss calling my gf on Google Hangout in 2015 when I lived in LA
why is he like this>>>/sp/153753281
>>219766411umpuppy
>>219766305That doesn't sound real, he was probably trying to look like he comes from a tough place.We're balkans in the sense of poverty and politics-level corruption, the kind of brawler-type authorities who can assault you in broad daylight was a yugoslavia/albania/bulgaria thing
>>219766301look familiar?
>>219766411cute
>>219766399imagine if we dug a big canal through africa
>>219766428Poles are shit people anyway. They racemixed like crazy when they were in the UK.
>>219766350it's crazy because epstein was actually a pop sci gimp which is what we would have called reddit. i wonder if he started that. the only thing that made him look like a gangsta was because the cia was probably moving drugs money and weapons on his planes as they knew he couldnt do anything about it without outing himself as a pedo. thats how assets work. most of the time they dont have a clue
>>219766414>stockbroker gets a dui>ends up becoming a drug dealing murdererridiculous movie
>>219766468shame
>>219766411omglove this x
the umniggers are softly purring x
Bodied that freak gaining ground on X and other boardsLike the deano, norf fc memes, /brit/ once again pioneers internet cultureincredible how dry and unfunny normies are compared to us patter legends
>>219766442I swear to CHRIST I was thinking the exact same thing when I posted it Most viable option would probably be through the Congo River? But it's so treacherous.Would be pretty kino though.China and Nicaragua were discussing building a canal to undercut the Panama one too a few years ago but they abandoned it.
>>219766220look at those polish kids walking straight into the crowd and the polish women walking by as if this is perfectly normal
Was going to make a biomass post just then before I recalled that we are all beloved children of God
nth for the baddiedem
>>219766475Thanks for ruining it for me dickhead
>>219766423he was from one of the islands, I forget which one. I was a bit surprised as greece has always seemed like its own thing, somewhat similar to italy, to the balkans and to turkey in different ways but also distinctive. I never thought of it as one of those shitholes where the police use teens as punchbags, though I know greek cyprus is a bit like that
>>219766492could make using the congo to get across and have a bit going up to come out near gibraltar. western sahara is a waste of space
Sir Call of Duty 4Sir World at WarSir Modern Warfare 2Sir Black Ops
>>219766408bollockstalking about melanated cocks has been a daily occurance since i started browsing this place years agoon Reddit it was a few fetish subreddits that got made fun of. here it’s every board and every day
on the huel
there is a canal through africa you fucking dullards, its called the SUEZ CANAL
>>219766492You'd just have to canal through the Congo River tributaries through Kivu to the Great Lakes then you've got a good route to get to the Nile, or down to the Zambezi.Through in the Lake Chad Replenishment project to connect up to CAR and Chad, too via Ubangi.Unironically, this would be mega for Africa. A major reason America grew is the internal riverways being OP for trade.
>>219766554was watching her suck a penis earlier
>>219766557You'd have to be blind not to notice every single shop worker job has been taken by recent immigrants (most arriving on care worker visas)
Does your Chinese wife love America?
Sir Battlefield Bad Company 2
>>219766592black ops zombies was kino
the best thing to do is just not engage with ethnics unless you absolutely have to
sir rosenior puffing on a rare cigar at the gherkin bar wile yelling facetime yeh yeh we on big man ting yeh? mmhmm nuffadem know, while grabbing mt batty
>>219766605Sinai is Asia you fucking retard, so it's not 'through' Africa, is it?
>>219766524
our cousin nations: netherlands, belgium, northern france
>>219766475>Chemistry teacher gets cancer>Becomes drug dealing murdererBest show ever!
>>219766524Just because human life is worthy as being created Imago Dei does not mean we need to do away with border enforcements and the concept of the ethnic nation however
>>219766605Erm that's on the border between Africa and Asia actually
>>219766630Absolute ludokino that game
>>219766641baited
>>219766613Link?
>>219766513>two people have consensual sex>the girl lied about her age (she was only 17 years and 364 days old)>the guy's son gets jealous and sends the dad to jailclown world
>>219766593alright newfag
>>219766646the sopranos is the best tv show ever
>>219766618who is serpentza? some right-winger?
>>219766632I didn't like Black Ops zombies
think the sir gimmiqué only works when the following name is one syllable then 2 syllableslike a haiku x
Sir Six Seven
sir sir gimmick
>talking about how to circumnavigate africawhat is this the 1500s
Sir No Fun
>>219766646breaking bad at least took years, in real life and in the show, for walter to get there.in shot caller it takes like a month
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XMvF-hjI_C4
>>219766650True
>>219766399I'd quite like to become a shipping magnatecurrent plan is1. finish degree2. become army officer3. specialise in maritime shipping4. do for ~4 years and make connections5. get job in private sector shipping6. do this for ~10 years7. found my own shipping company
sir fuck you
>>219766712we aren't trying to go AROUND itthat was accomplished 600 years agowe're talking about cutting THROUGH it
How is 25mg Sildenafil supposed to be more effective than 50mg it makes no sense
>>219766738
>Born too late to fight in kino ancient warfare>Born too early to fight in kino space battles >Born just in time to fight ZOG wars in the Middle EastCool
>>219766738nahhe's sir fuck katy
>>219766742it's a bit big for that isn't it
>>219766641Why would you go "'through' Africa" when you could take a much shorter route through the already extant Suez Canal?
>>219766695Keir is a diphthong
no idea what ZOG means or stands for other than its connotations to Israel
>>219766752spending your friday night doin this
>>219766763to avoid getting too close to the jewish homeland?
>>219766751the only thing you'll be fighting are your suicidal thoughts
Sir Mikaru Kadou
love streamers me
>>219766763What if I'm trying to get from India to Brazil? Idiot, stupid fool
>>219766639slanderous
>>219766797planes exist
>>219766126the first 2 are quintissential, despite being quite different films. I prefer 1, because 2 seems less impressive than it would have when it came out, because more films have come closer to T2 than captured lightning in a bottle like T13 is basically a shitpost within a formulaic rehash, but I actually liked it a lot.4 is boring, Genisys is totally uninspired and doesn't hold a candle to the rest but it's not really a trainwreck. Haven't seen dark fate, I have too much self-respect>>219766694Correct. WAW Der Riese was the peak of the franchise
>>219766776Zominant Over Gubmissive
>>219766781this is your life
>>219766776it stands for Zionistas shown: ZiOnistG(only works in Hebrew because they don't write vowesl)
>>219766776https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zog_I
>>219766524not really
>>219766760well yeah but it's mad how much can be done with Africa but simply isn't because they're poor as fuck and all aid money goes in dictator's pockets who just spend the proceeds in european luxury stores anyway That tsetse fly is ravaging the continent and we could probably kill it off if we really gave a shit.The screworm fly was made extinct in several countries in the Americas because the money was there.
>>219766797The Suez Canal. Are you intellectually disabled?
>>219766781Looks like bradders
Report the parasite
We can't go over it.We can't go under it.Oh no!We've got to go through it!
sir diph thonger
>>219766585We are kind of our own thing, if anything after 1990 all the riff-raff from the eastern bloc came here specifically to take advantage of the lenient laws and lack of draconian state they were used to.The corruption here had always been on the higher levels of politics and business world and nowhere near as flagrant or brutish as in the eastern bloc.
will never know what mentally ill get from spamming
>>219766808>WAW Der RieseShi No Numa for me my lad x
>>219766868Screaming
anyone remember the fast and furious movie haha
>>219766860loving the drama in these posts heatherchadkeep it up king
2nd pint poured
If you're trying to go get a ship from India to Brazil it would probably be quicker to go east through the Pacific and through the Panama Canal rather than going west.
Sir Captain Price
too petrified to check the ol' portfolio haha xx
>>219766938good time to buy, i say
Sir Keir Mega Starmie
>>219766906thank you, yodie
>>219766952unless it gets even worse
please review my seven point plan1. finish degree2. become army officer3. specialise in maritime shipping4. do for ~4 years and make connections5. get job in private sector shipping6. do this for ~10 years7. found my own shipping companymuch appreciated
>>219766652HOT DAMN WE JUST GOT OBJECTIVE ALPHA
Deano aesthetics are so girm
Sir Don Draper
>>219767020>>219767020>>219767020
>>219766983sounds promising but planning that far in the future is impossible
>>219767030suppose you're right
