edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZePEzNF8E94
nothing-ever-happens sisters, how are we holding up?
might consume some communist propaganda
>>219767020BBC tried to start a moral panic about these videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16uFMjq7aM
>>219767075sitting comfortably. enjoying nothing happening.
>girm.
anyone remember the drinks spiking psyop
weakest iranian male
>>219767097
seven point plan sub-edition1. finish degree2. become army officer3. specialise in maritime shipping4. do for ~4 years and make connections5. get job in private sector shipping6. do this for ~10 years7. found my own shipping company
How did America go from 1950s Don Draper style to THIS?
>>219767074i feel bad nowdidn't mean to discourage you, it's great to know long term options and have aspirations. and each step of your plan is good
>>219767075happeningtroons will continue to seethe as nothing happens chads hold the line
the poouez anal
hallo saar im trying to get a ship from india to brazil can yuo let me on your boat
>>219767139oh right thanksjust want to become a wealthy shipping magnate haha
it's happening, and I don't care
hang the DJ
>you little frek
what does "psianf" mean?
The last 10 Oscar winners for Best Actor
hate friday scrandleit's always some shitty gimmick
>>219767178Did he just hit that car?
>>219767216not one homo. makes you think doesn't it
>>219767216haven't seen a single one of these movies
>>219767216Seen 2 of these
>>219767216not seen a single one of these, are any of them good?
>>219767173sounds like fun lad. i've started enjoying rail networks in my old age, sadly too late to do anything career wise. best of luck x
>>219767223Could you stop posting child murder victims for 5 fucking minutes you absolute freak?
>>219767216the brutalist was really irredeemably terrible. The intermission is a convenient signal that the movie isn't going to get better and one should just turn it off then
>>219767216king richard was a very good film
>>219767231will smith is right there
>>219767130Sound good to me
>>219767263
>>219767216Grim how the title fonts are barely different. Steve Jobsificaiton of aesthetics.
>>219767260Joker is unironically very good
>>219767260the revenant and oppenheimer were good. wasn't a fan of joker or bohemian rhapsody and haven't seen the rest
>>219767226and probably drove off like its nothing>that's what bumpers are forwe are truly third world now, you'll see those plastic chairs pop up outside your local bus station any day now
You could always say well these Brits they're awful prudes, they're rotting away as a nation due to their conceited bougie attitudes, but then, The Novel Of The Black Seal was written and published in Britain without censorship in the 1890's
>>219767265Sir Laurence Olivier
https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2029691747769499834wtf is going on
>>219767263anon…she MADE them into murder victims
>>219767231Will smith is bent apparently
you all forgot she's GONE
Just stop replying to him. He will eventually go away if he's ignored. You just have to resist the urge to reply.
learning spanishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXEqzHq_WUg
>>219767284I mean this with 100% sincerity, you need to be fed into a woodchipper feet first. You're easily the most ghoulish freak to have ever posted on this site and that's saying something.
>>219767332
>>219767352>Searching for posts that contain ‘woodchipper feet first’. 431 results found.
>>219767320bear in mind
no Fortnite ting but i open her chest
>>219767320He has such a boring bank manager voice
>>219767359loved this documentaryanother good one is beautiful minds
>Cristobal Colon
>>219767390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-7YY5sixbI
>>219766251VWRP, holding area until the new tax year and i can dump it into the isa
keir starmer sounds like sacked tranny
>>219767300no it isn'tthe performance is, but the film is insultingly shallow and incoherent>>219767260Oppenheimer did nothing for me
>>219767448Scream
>>219767390>bear in mind
>>219767390goodnot our fightfuck em
>>219767430he was probably a lower middle class Genoese Jew
>>219767260king richard is a very good filman incredible true story
if a girl says she's on the pill and tells you to spaff in her but she was lying and now she's pregnant is that rape?
And the plans for the Friday night? Cans and sims 4, with mods to make it so I can be an alcoholic
>>219767314Back then foids didn’t have many opportunities available to them and we severely restricted their rights so naturally everything operated perfectly and you could get away with quite a lot
why do women hold hands with each other?
>>219767433>sorry don. the lads have clocked off for the night so we're a bit behind
The Novel Of The Poo Seal
>>219767456>>>/eire/>>219767475>>>/rus/
sir rosie the riveter
>>219767486No mate. She's done you and there's fuck all you can do about it. Best get that wallet open.
>>219767486Yes, you raped her, lad
>>219767466based bearposter
>>219767517>>>/cum/
>>219767260Revenant was good I don't remember any of it except the part he got raped by a bear Manchester by the Sea is good very sad movie, pretty much nothing but sadness but gave a good frog pepe reaction image Joker was good I didn't see the others >>219767216Do Best Actress
>>219767329It's not right
We all had her JohnBut you married her
>>219767558>>>/toy/catalog
Rorke's missus
Just squatberged 100kg for the first time
>>219767491>Back then foids didn’t have many opportunities available to them and we severely restricted their rightsbtw, ever read The Great God Pan by Machen?
nth for the holodem
sir arthur morgan
>>219767595insane mutt genes
>>219767405name the documentary?
LMAOOOOOOTHE SHIT HAS ALREADY BEEN FANSUBBED AND RELEASED LMAOOOOOOO
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>219767320less than zero personality but making little music videos in his spare time
>>219767625Huh?
>>219767604Not even meming when I say that women like this have gone through miles of black cock
they're saying that alex salmond has just died
>>219767618would you like to see my big y dna test? post yours
>>219767486>spaff in herI've had sex before but always with a condom. (maybe once or twice without but I pulled out). Never just fully spaffed in a woman (which is what real sex is). unbelievable really.Feel like I've never had the full experience
>>219767609good lad
nth for Yuno
>>219767249looks like a nice place.
Might get a subscription to the New Yorker
>>219767660poc arent welcome
>>219767645mad really when you think about it. snp had leaders called salmon and sturgeon and there's been fishy goings on with them all being on the take
>>219767566>As you many know
having a full blown nervous breakdown again, might have to call 111 :/
>>219767664you live in a council flat
>>219767645The last good UK politician
you should report the parasite btw
going to be heading out soon, any plans for you this evening?
>>219767624extreme love - autism
>>219767683lol
>>219767698just dont worry mate
>>219767699I live in my dad’s flat in west London
>>219767717brilliant
>>219767713get a life Mousey
>>219767678whats a white soyboy like you gonna do about it?
A 'based right wing' pick me gf sounds like it would be hellish desu.
Erm! Teacher! You forgot to issue us homework!
>>219767714Cleanin
>>219767745laugh to myself knowing youre too poor to afford living there
>>219767698grow uo
>>219767751i've been there, it is
>>219767683new leaders called john fishfinger, isn't he?
Timmy listening to Faye Wong's cover of Dreams
>>219767645my uncle paid £500 for the bottle of ketchup that took him out. one of the waiters there took it.
>>219767625>>219767639I forgot the tweet I FORGOT THE TWEETI'm too excited I knew I did the right thing avoiding the camripsMy faith was rewarded now I can watch the full quality 4K
um
Sir Lactobacillus Acidophilis
you should never be able to see the underside of the bellend, just looks wrong
>>219767788would suck but trim your pubes lad
well that appears to be, if i am not mistaken, a big willy on my safe for work board
>>219767823not your board though, is it?
>>219767800lol it leaked less than 3 hours ago
>>219767842i paid in a bit to hiro under the "equity for incels" crowdfunding plan
My penis is genuinely 3 inches erect. Not even joking, don't even want to know how a woman would react if she saw it (it's not even 1 inch flaccid).
Taking deep breaths.
>>219767842whos is it
sir shinji ikari
just wanted to wake up and read and quietly observe the thread and somehow have yet to do any reading and have made an absolute buffoon of myself several times
>>219767855Sick of seeing all the goycattle talking about him being cloned. It's still obviously him.
>>219767885i know how i'd react
>>219767885I don't believe you
>>219767842done that self obsessed freak
pip just came in lads
>>219767937
does creatine make you bald?
>>219767945sc
>>219767961yes
Afghanistan is the most morale society in the world today
>>219767907Have you read Robert Browning??
>>219767945parasite
>>219767945Nice, get the beers in
>>219767996>Robert Browningsome. good stuff
>>219767981do you take it? if so how bald are you?
grenade bars are in the tesco meal deal
>>219768004PIP isn't normal benefits, it's for people like me who literally CANNOT work even if we want to
>>219768060why can't you work
I get pip for my massive bbc
>>219768060you will work, anxiety and depression are not stoppers to work
>>219768069social anxiety. i've tried to have jobs (retail and a warehouse) but i can't do them.
>>219768069My depression is very serious
>Ian Huntley has life support 'switched off' and is 'hours from death'
>>219768069a fictitious and non-falsifiable "mental illness"
>>219768106>>219768107>>219768111
Getting an abortion on Monday
Ian Huntley is innocent
>>219768128how many years overdue is it?
goodnight lads, see you in the morningx
>>219768142hope the bedbugs bite x
Have to get the bulls bbc surgically removed
Sara Sharif... What happened to her again?
>>219768128copying your mums facebook posts to /brit/ is it?
>A Bunbury woman who poked holes in her housemate's condoms in a "fit of rage" has walked free after a court found her not guilty of acting with intent to cause harm.>She told police she felt jealous of her friend's relationship and said the new partner had driven a wedge into their friendship.kek it's literally that wojak meme"she's not interested"
>>219767800Omds
>>219768069I have panic attacks and mental breakdowns multiple times a week, i am unable to interact socially for extended periods and will go into a state of mental withdrawal if i get into any conflict with co workers. I also have severe ADHD which makes it hard for me to concentrate on anything for more than ten seconds
my son is also named Bort
>>219767988>morale
>>219768060GETDOWN'TMINES
>>219768142Nite lad
Rorke looking back in angerLeftypol in a champagne supernova in the sky
80 degrees outside. Tad bit early for March.
>>219768175you should be incinerated
>>219768172>Bunburyyou've got to be taking the piss
it Lent
Realistically this country will remain on the decline for a while yet
>>219768214>you should be incineratedwage rage
>>219768205we use Celsius in /brit/, so RIP
shower and then a cuppa
>>219768214Heard it all before mate but one day you may be in a car crash or get cancer and be in the same position, so think carefully about such flippant words
reminder to floss your teeth
>>219768258fuck off
>>219768205add 100 degrees and it's the same tempereature in my air fryer when i'm cooking up dinner aha x
>>219768256at least those would be genuine medical problems
>>219768172>not guilty of acting with intent to cause harm.what a great law, why did no other country make this illegal?
>>219767885Surely tiny dick fetish must exist
remember to griddy your teeth
the girl who helped the dentist rip a tooth out of my face and then stitch up my gums was quite fit
>>219768265bit uncalled for, thatare you angry that I'm helping you with your dental hygiene?
going on the big easter egg shop tomorrow. what shops sell them cheapest? would also like to get some extra little bits for my family so it might be a costly one x
>>219768302Νeed to have my wisdom tooth removed next friday. Scared
>>219767945can you get motability?
i'm so fuckin tired pls
fahrenheit = 32 + C*9/5
>>219768302mad when their boobs are touching your head
>>219768307i don't like flossing
walked out the front door this morning, 100 degreesmy blood was boiling!
ripped a piece of my tooth off flossing
>>219767130Why would you get a degree to join the military to end up working in shipping. Also good luck becoming an officer off the bat.
never quite got my head around nine inch nails
>>219768364even so, no need to swear at me
We at /brit/ say goodbye and goodnight to Sir Ian Huntley
>>219768411he should have a state funeral + bank holiday
last friday i was absolutely wankered this timetonight, sobervalve steam toil must wait until tomorrow
>>219768397ok. sorry you reminded me of authority figures in my life telling me to do things i don't like doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6_iQvaIjXw
>>2197684412026 Ariana Grande be like "32+35"
fithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwlFLvCywU
>>219768434alright well I'm just a nonce on the internet who wants everyone to stay cleanyou don't need to listen to me
australia yearns for a toby carvery
>>219767084yeah it's baffling why people are concerned about stone cold sober wogs recording extremely drunk women late at night. a real head scratcher
>>219768457
sir stone cold sober wog
>stone cold sober wogSounds like a hipsterish microbrewed IPA
>>219768497>>219768502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e9NX60dXJ4
stone cold steve wogstin
>>219768506ummypops
i'm howlingi'm hootingi'm quite literally running about on all fours flinging my faeces at passerbys
judy was batting well above her average with richard, a top tier dilf
trash. fuck. literal bullshit
you dirty dog
just coughed up a stubborn pellet and then hooted incessantly
just fucking fuck off fucking hysterical bitch
disgusting british skanks deserved to be filmed
melty
Nothing wrong with thinking about it and as I don't intend to ever act on these urges I don't see why everyone has an issue with it.
>>219768586new series of educating yorkshire
We must protect OUR slags at all costs. They are very precious to me
>>219768543you mean punch?
who was even talking to you
anthony gordon sex arse
Reading a British literature it starts like this>Isabel Allat was twenty, plump, pleasant, and usually smiling. She had bright, very blue eyes, and small hands with soft palms. There were many things she did not under- stand, such as people biting their nails, or re- ally liking beer or black coffee, or spitting in the streets; even though she pondered over these things for a long time, she got no nearer to understanding.
>>219768387the degree lets you enter officer training right awayit's how it works hereyou join the army to learn leadership, make connections and learn logistics
lid fell off my coffee cup in tesco and spilled everywhere and the tesco nigga laughed at me
stone cold steve sober
things used to be so much better
this is the type of misfortune which you deserve
got the torbrowser loadedtime for a vile wank before my basketball game
>>219768667Yes officer this one right here.
>>219768614horrendous squatting leverages but she's be a good bencher
british music before the sex pistols came alonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt9XVGv5aU0
i saw the tesco "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
pissed out my fucking mind
paint.exe can't handle semi-transparent images anymorecould last month
fuck off
>>219767390thought spain wasn't getting involved
might rip my penis clean off
Need Emma Watson to do a disgusting fart right in my face.
thought i already told you to sling your hook
>>219768745
>>219768725screma
any nose pickers love when you get one that feels as though you're pulling it out from your brain
He is literally me
I've already seen all my the best internet comedy videos so if I ever get a gf we won't be able to bond over them. At best I'll just show her the videos but whenever anyone shows you something it's never as good as when you discover it together. This is why you need to bump into and marry your university gf when you're 26.
ever put your willy in a hoover
he loves that webm
it is a good webm
>>219768614the same stale joke recycled again... how ingenious
>>219768787how old are you?
officially got diarrhoea let's go
>>219768779had to stop because I was picking my nose during work meetings camera on
>>219768784never seen true detective but I have seen the wire and resonate with Jimmy. Wonder if I'd like TD.
I'm a boring autistic retard
>>219768801is she pissing standing up whilst taking this? is that why she wrote that?
>>219768795>webm
sir stale joke recycled sex arse
>>21976882430
>>219768779those one's are pure dopamine
thanks for the (you), clown
being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think aboutreckon when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes
this story was mental though weren't itletting the girls waddle off on their own to the shops as 10 year olds and then trusting the school caretaker to waddle into his house so he could rape and behead them what were the parents DOING Mad he'll be dead in a few hours. Lostprophets fella was just a few months back too.
me?
>>219767615she'd get it
>>219768836First season is pure kino. Without exaggeration it is genuinely one of the best single TV series of all time. This might sound sad but watching it unfold week by week with the general threads on /tv/ is unironically one of the best memories I have.
need to see all zionists launched into the sun
>>219768899youre right that does sound sad
Don't know why parents encourage their daughters to pick up pole dancing
wank then bed
get it made, wageslave
forced to give head and will never mentally recover award
>>219768899>watching it unfold week by week with the general threads on /tv/me but with chernobyl. those /rbmk/ memes hit different.
mfs love saying unironically
go rorke go!
>>219768928FONT
>Princess Diana>Gillian Duffy>Amanda Holden>Anne Boleyn>Caroline Flack>Holly Willoughby>Mary Bale>Barbara Windsor>Jade Goody>Margaret ThatcherAll villainised by the media and yet all 100% right.
being on the dole is faustian albeit
>>219768899>watching it unfold week by week with the general threads on /tv/For me it was early /got/
>>219767945You're spending taxpayers money on a 4chan membership lad? Report him...
>omg oil pricesuh we barely use oilwho the fuck cares?
>>219768957liz truss too
>>219768957All literal whos
>>219768954I was talking about myself in that post
>>219768105That's why I'm a member of Restore Britain.
>>219768787there's a lot to be said for a couple "maturing" together, it makes more sense than the idea that people have to "figure out" what they want from a partner over the course of many years before finding someone whose additional decade of experience made them ready-made to slot into the lifestyle and worldview of the disney prince/princess in questionthe converse is somehow even more pathetic - realising you are attracted to and could be happy with someone quite different than your half-your-lifespan LTR and dropping them for FOMO
>>219768970think of a random date decades into the future and you on that day you will STILL be raped
unveiling: chinese toby! *kung fu music starts playing*
>>219768970TR
genuinely applied for PIP
>>219769019that your rentboy's name? x
>>219769017mousenonceru!
spring is here
>>219769022>>219769022>>219769022New
>>219768795mental how i knew exactly what you were talking about even with my filter on
>>219768969cagers do
Got the water on boil for couscous, maybe some veg burger and apple on the side
>>219768957
>>219767486Doesn't work in that way lad.
>>219767020who would ever fucking EVER wear a spicy mustard color fucking dress?Some of those bitches though I totally would.
>>219767693Not the smoothest but it works>As you lot know>As you guys knowor an actual typo>As you may knowI know you Brits are terrible at speaking American so you're right to question them, but it's not totally incorrect.
>>219767961No. Trust me.It's one of the tried and true supplements.
>>219768441holy shit thanks for ruining my day this song is garbage
