Me? I get 1360£ a month in pip and enhanced UC. Live at home. Buying a camper van, got a new phone, smartwatch, been on multiple holidays, frivolously buy camping gear. The ol' mental elf you see. It's a good life, very good life.Failed uni twice, fired from multiple jobs. Cannot do society. But can happily leech off it!
an hour of time is stolen from me this sunday and there is a high chance i will be asked to work saturday
bizarre edition
need a fucking french fucking gf to fuck
>>219769056
>>219769056never bothered to learn where a pound symbol goes presumably
>>219769078mfk
if you tell me you're muslim my cock will fucking explode
>>219769056it 4̶x̶ ̶5̶x̶ ̶6̶x̶ ̶7̶x̶ ̶8̶x̶ ̶9̶x̶ 10x LUSH
>>219769078middle swarthy one is peng
>>219769056society is sick and it needs leeching
>>219769104wtf how did you do that are you a hacker
think my eyes are an 11can I say I have light eyes?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin%E2%80%93Schultz_scale
evil illiterate raped paedo
this nigga thinks they deserve PIP because of a bit of anxiety OMDS
>>219769133
I fucking hate living in a terrace. I don't know how the majority of the country does it. Am I just too sheltered? I grew up only ever living in detached houses in nice neighbourhoods
>>219769139Nothing terrifies me more than a woman with a willy
>>219769145>11grim. 4b for me
Rorke shuffling uncomfortably in his seat as they start to talk about dole dossiers at the Restore UK meeting.
>>219769145i'm 8
>>219769170never lived in one mewhats the problem
>>219769176Very Faustian comment this
>>219769170don't knowI've only ever lived in terraced houses, apart from one year in uni accom
>>219769056Sounds lush. My only question is this: do you have mates? Cards on the table, I'm a wageslave with no mates.
i mean i'm 8 on the eye colour chart janny please don't hurt me
>>219769183>>219769190well done ladsI think my wog eyes are one of my worst features
>>21976914510 here. guess I'm brown :(
>>219769194My brain constantly feels on edge. The noise through the walls, the feeling that the neighbours can hear me, the feeling of being surrounded, knowing it's just a wall separating me and the neighbours they might as well be sitting in my living room. I don't like any of it.
obsessed
>those eyes with a thin brown poo ring around the pupilEWWWWWWWW! EW EW EW!
>>219769255you sound a bit gay
>>2197691831c
are brits excited for cricket at the next 'lympics
>>21976928667TR
>>219769286>1c1c(ock) sucked in your life time?
>>219769288I only recognise the original Olympic sports. Everything else is illegitimate.
>>219769299>>219769300
>>219769286eye mogs me!
spying on the cat while she does her poo
>>219769300
tracking down newlyboughtfirsthouselad and climbing on his roof and doing a little dance
>>219769288I have 2 years to become an Olympic baseball player for Team GB. Let's go.
>>219769283That's not helpful mate I'm really struggling
>>219769022
Things i miss most on day 18 vegantoil Ranch dressingCheese (obviously)Cheeseburger (obviously)Breakfast burrito
>>219769323id do a SHITE right down his chimneythen id SCREAM right in his letterbox
thank you for `Today's News` Xdotcom
Mwaah the Chianti
>>219769323>>219769372I don't feel like I deserve that
if i get £700+ "pip" i can quit my job
>>219769341I live in a terraced house, they are unfortunately just 'loud' places, I can hear everything in adjacent rooms because they're just always old places with no sound proofing whatsoever, but you do get used to it.
and no slacking
they should pay him "pip" so he can buy "tobacco" and "alcohol" to play uma game
you don't deserve a PENNY of PIP btw
I live in a nice little village with mumberg, have a cozy office where I mostly chat with female milf workmates, go home to a lovely meal cooked by mummy every day and have a few drinks with the lads every weekend.
>>219769438The dream
>>219769413How long until you get used to it? It's been a year and it still bothers me
>>219769398you could buy noise cancelling headphones
>>219769438sounds wank
The gals are exhilerated
>>219769430he's never going to stream again let's be honest
>>219769449Oh maybe you never will then lol. I got used to it after a few months
>>219769288>Baseball>Softball>Lacrosse>Flag Football (looks like American Football but with no armor padding)So, you retarded yanks added more sports to the Olympics just so that you can win more gold medals.Israel is really rubbing off on you
dosser thinks he gets to gatekeep bennies
arse is stinking
fucking scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm1kGpvPeSkEuros Childs thoughever
>>219769465ReeNeed to sell this gaff but don't think I can afford a semi detached until I get inheritance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rv_w944tY
>>219769486
>>219769486how does he get money then?
>>219769495Maybe try a terraced or flat new build? My mum lives in one and the sound-proofing is really good, don't think they're that pricey either
>>219769531he lives off ~£300 uc every month
yeah i get bennies because i have bipolar, a serious mental health conditionyou want bennies cause you have a bit of anxiety or whatever
>>219769516the call of queenie
Been thinking about the smell of farts while farting alas without enlightenment
Lovely day out today, very strong urge to consume a malt beverage or 12 at the moment but I must refrain.
Watching Gymkata (1985)
this is why i've been ignoring you for weeks and will continue to do so indefinitely bye
Shot caller was a lot of fun
odds i dont bet on the canesevens i bet on the canes
Got nothing to doCan't think of anything to do
when i visited the UK i was amazed at the yew trees. you had them lining the entrances to church doors like it was nothingwas so excited when i saw that, wondered where the magic trees were next
The late night watchhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIE1GKfluk
boring
Mental how much seethe we Britons generate just by existing
Would huff her braps most exquisitely.
realised my mum doesn't know anything about me after she proposed us going to sit in the audience for britain's got talent some time in the futurebizarre
>>219769605cunt
>>219769596yew trees are good because they're one of the few conifers you can trim and they still look goodbut they also look really cool with natural growth and they're toxic everywhere except the red part of the arils
>>219769635ever shagged her up the arse?
>>219769635bladee's making a guest appearance
Just got mugged and groped by a gang of white male youths outside Boston Asda for my Pokémon cards...It's a grim dark world out there lads
>>219769635Yeah, she should know you've got no place being in the same room as talent.
>>219769662that's me bent over, lubed up and the front door wide open then isn't it
girl at pub started laughing at me when I told her I studied music with foundation year at uni
>>219769673got a stiffy reading this haha
sir surge protector
fuck you bloodyfuck you bloody bitch bastardi don't fuck, you fuck fuck you bitchbloody fuckbloody fuck youbloody bitch fuck you bloodyhave a nice day
>>219769691aha xxanywhere near stoke? i can travel
>>219769684A foundation year for music? You must have come straight from Karachi or you're legitimately a retard
>>219769592see you fags in a few
nigga named surge protector
>>219769592>>219769725hockey is gay
>Searching for posts that contain ‘keir’ and in ‘br’. 272 results found.why did he do it?
threw my faulty headphones into a wall several times and now they're completely broken
>>219769288flag football?
One in three autistic people also have IBS or similar related bowel issues.Why is nobody investigating this?
>>219769746>>219769758
>>219769748pure metsäsuomalaiset stock
>>219769759Who knew eating chicken nuggets and chips every day could have consequences
>>219769758More like fag football. Football without tackling or the collisions.
>>219769596Think I saw a few hanging jew trees at aushwitz
>>219769715Unfortunately not x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGqYbXL3kZcWe're all cooked
Went to /sp/ to discuss my sport of choice only to get totally ignored post after post meanwhile people spam sexualised semi-pornogtaphic images of women vaguely related to the sport and make poo puns.
>>219769787This bloody Al fella has a lot to answer for
Went to /brit/ to discuss my culture of choice only to get totally ignored post after post meanwhile people spam sexualised semi-pornogtaphic images of trannies vaguely related to the country and make poo puns.
hockey is the least gayest sport there is
Hate how this thread is full of yanks who post nothing but politics, porn, and yank shit nobody cares about
>>219769755https://youtu.be/2mr-EcffYCk
sir poo punner
>>219769754sad to lose such an excellent poster
Sir Keir Poster
>>219769824
Has he seriously been having another botty melty all evening? State of it.
https://jerseyeveningpost.com/morenews/uknews/2019/02/22/man-nicknamed-jihadi-jack-wants-to-return-to-uk-from-syria/didn't this lad use to post here back in the day
just remembered gay bashing
>there are parliamentary staffers itt right nowMental thatWhat party you working for?
>>219769843all the fag, cuck and schizo posters are ok with you because they're brits though rightfucking whiny little faggot
jewdem calling me batty goy
moles are hngg
>>219769843dont let the door hit your ass on the way out
Rorke mate that is wrong on so many levels
>>219769872Nah that was the Jersey Sheikh. He was arrested pre-ISIS. Got off with a slap on the wrist by pleading autism
>>219769886oh dear...he's not gonna like this
>>219769872Nah you’re thinking of the Sheikh
>>219769886>>219769891Go back to /cum/ or /pol/You will never fit in
>>219769932>You will never fit inmore british than you, btw
Nick Fuentes is the white man's last hope
multiple raped yank melty in progress
What percentage of homos are nonces?
just done a cum
>>219769956>yank meltythis is your brain on drugs
Watching Light Sleeper (1992)
>>219769957Don't know
>>219769888yes on alysa liunot when they're hairy tho
>>219769957Like 0.001%
Legit boss ass nigga
>>21976995770%
rorke milking leftypols gyno titties
>>219769957True nonces? 10%. Ephebophiles? 30%. Another third are pure hedonists and another third are just bisexuals. Probably similar figures for heterosexuals to be fair, at least if you're counting ephebophiles.
%
90% of straight men are evil and should be killed
>>219769932you're only here because you don't fit in amongst the britishotherwise you'd be out right now, fucking cry baby cretin
He’s spending his Friday night having a melty on the botty. What a life haha
>>219769982i watched blue collar last year, schrader is great
Women are attractive as soon as they hit sexual maturity
>>219769986bladeecity1000diamonds
>>219770061Same could be said for youOnly you're also unwelcome both in the US threads and the UK threads too
>>219770078
have a gimptastic day
>>219770078At exactly 16 years 0 months 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds right lad?
>>219770085you have to be 18 y/o to post here. fuck off, loser
just pooed myself
the outlaw jersey sheikh
>>219770123you have to be unraped to post here
unwelcome yank meltie
>>219770138
>>219769957Good question, honestly.A lot of people overlook the fact that a considerable amount of men become gay due to sexual trauma of being molested as a child by another man, relative or otherwise.Then, most of those same men do the same unto other children, more often than not their adopted children.Pretty grim.I don't have the statistics for this, I watched a video on this subject a WHILE ago.
Interesting that he always accuses others of being “desperate to fit in…” is it not?
>>219770139>meltie meltie melty meltyholy fuck youre stupid kys
from the baggie to the key, trans rights will be free!
think I'm dying
>>219770171
might listenbeg to musicstein
crying yank meltdown on /brit/
Oh no
>>219770179show us your tits
>>219770147
>>219770189
>listenbeg
what supermarket sells the cheapest easter eggs? am on a budget but still want to get a bit of chocolate for the young'uns in the family x
rorke sat frowning with his arms crossing fuming in the ethereal gardens of heaven surrounded by the most beautiful they/thems in existence being poly with each other and trying to entice him into the bisexual escapades
shartville illinois
it always devolves to this. you could have just been decent but you couldnt help yourself.
>>219770220Me after i look to the sky and enjoy the life
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snailYes I would, if I could, I surely would
want to move out of mumbergs but i'll miss dogberg to death
Rorikstead... I-I'm from Rorikstead...
poop charles
Rorkestead
NIGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
mental how my local tesco has had a broken door and fencing around it for a year now and theyve still not fixed it>>219770246what breed
>>219770233can see the stretch marks in her disgusting breasts
>>219770283dalmatian x
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>>219770280Alri John Davidson.
The Jews and Israel
>>219770308aww cute wish i had a dogberg but the mumenstein hates messes
pay gorn
>>219770226Said the meltdown yank, meltdownly
Niggas here too young to remember the reign of Enmerkar of Sumeria, the son of Mesh-ki-ang-gasher, the king of Unug, who built Unug.
>>219770325The world's scapegoat
Mad how I spend all day looking at screens
freaks me out when dogs that shouldnt have blue eyes have blue eyes
>>219770325Not allowed to say what I think about this or they'll ban me again
Nige has been shilling for Israel like crazy the past week
>>219770339>meltdownhttps://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/melt%20down
aff tae bed
putting the coffee on and shuddering out the door
laughing like a retard to myself on omegle again.
>>219770414
>>219770425i fort it shut down?
The world's best chocolate comes from Emma Watson's stinky butthole.
Put "prefer not to say" for my sexual orientation on the 'ob 'pplication 'orm.Now I'm worried if they'll assume I'm a bender or a closet case. Just didn't want it to impact my chances of getting hired is all...
Chuck Norris was so fucking lame he must have been the only white guy they could find who knew kung fu
>>219770444Yeah a random fake one popped up
We should export Ant and Dec to the rest of the world
>>219770504chuck norris can't do a single push-uphe has to push the earth down instead
Do kids still play Fortnite?
>>219770077Heavily Calvinist director. Can see it in all of his stuff
>>219770547if year 13s are kids then yesmy 18yo brother says all his friends pester him to play it but he prefers rocket league
>>219770560I'm surprised rocket league came back into fashion
The football was better without fans in the stadiums They should do that permanent and stream it
>>219770560Mental. I was in year 12 / 13 just as it was becoming popular amongst the year 7s coming up.
What's your problem /brit/?Mine is that I lost the genetic lottery to have a very punchable nasal voice and punchable smug nerdy freak face.Can't help it can you? I'm actually sound but I look and sound like an insufferable freak.
>>219770560A teacher colleague of mine in his 20s played and would chat about it with the kids. Bit weird t.bh
>>219770605I'm just generally a runt Mad how I certainly wouldn't have survived infancy in preindustrial times
>>219770568hes autistic about cars so he’ll play anything with them in i dont think he cares about the trends
>>219770605I genuinely don't know, probably a combination of several common mental illness.I had a think yesterday and i've always been like this, very introspective and anxious and it dictates every aspect of my life
>>219770560eighteen and playing rocket league? That makes no sense to me
We need to go back to the world where a black man is free to sing about his love for coconuts and the jungle with a big wide toothy grin without people assuming racist things about it.
>>219770605Genuinely might just have bad luckI'm funny, interesting and insightful. Well dressed. I'm just quite introverted and can't make friends and thus can't get gf.
a sociologist I find that a lot of people want to fuck groups of undesirables that have no place in the economy such as grannies and kids
>>219770650why? hes had it since he was about 11
>>219770659So bongo bongo bongoI don't want to leave the CongoOh no no no no no
>>219770650streamers started playing itThere was a lot of attention a few weeks ago when 7 streamers went up against 1 retired pro 7v1 and got battered by him
>>219770686Rocket league is like a game you would play at an arcade, it has absolutely zero depth. I've never really understood the appeal except for like a random game you play for ten mins and get bored.
>>219770692in the land of san domingolived a girl named oh by jingo
3 months in to 2026.how are those new years resolutions coming along?
>>219770703>Retired pro>Rocket league???Its not even been out for that long. How can you become a pro and retire in a thing within a decade.Need to figure how to make professional /brit/ posting respected
>>219770722hes said to me hes put about 2000 hours in it he just likes football and cars so its a probably a dream game for him
>>219770605I'm obeseNot my fault though
Think about it, yeah?
Genuinely heiling hitler lowkey
Rocket League is for thirty-somethings only.
>>219770771I will
umm, did you just use the r-slur bronot cool man, not cool
>>219770750Once your reaction speed drops it's pretty much over for any kind of pro play at rocket league most pros retire when they hit 23-25
He likes running round in circles and shouting the N word so running around in a circle screaming the N word is like a dream game for him
>>219770771what's your cockney gangster name?
my college did esports and on one of the open days theyd covered half of the entrance hall with desks and pcs and just had the esports kids ‘demonstrating’ rocket league all day
Bro have you not listened to Chapo Trap House or Hasan Piker?It's fine to use the r-slur now so long as you're a leftist!
>>219770785and what about /brit/ posting?
when i get back i swear to any god you believe in im going to finish this f*cking book. ill escape this place if it kills me. save yourselves
>>219770807sorry for posting that rap song, btw
>>219770809Well that continues until the suicide or sectioning
I'm quitting /brit/. If you see any style of posts disappear from now on... well... they were me.
Damn floyd roses on guitars
>>219770803If the 80/20 rule is actually true it is only because society now pushes 80 percent of men to weedy gaming virgins and 20 percent of men to be ripped sport stars
>>219770825well, im right behind you. and i think youve made the right choice.
>>219770825Why don't you quit being a faggot instead?
I think tomorrow I'm going to murder a /brit/ regular, who will it be?
they don't let you into West Yorkshire anymore unless you take the shahada
Save evropa
>>219770860business idea: the Koran but everything actually happened in YorkshireSort of like Islamic Mormonism
be the changestart today
>>219770771HE'S THINKING THOUGHTSGET HIM
mad how most governments still have torture chambers
didnt know the bangles were an all female bandthought walk like an egyptian was sung by a man
In medieval theology, particularly in Dante’s Inferno, usury and sodomy are frequently paired as "crimes against nature" because both involve unnatural reproduction—money generating money (usury) and sex that cannot produce offspring (sodomy). These acts were considered to violate the divine order and natural law, with both being punished in the seventh circle of hell.
I wonder if in Ireland I would stick out I did MMA I am 185 pounds and 15 percent body fat Smoke weed Every Friday I drink a glass of Guinness I like to punch people
>>219770953for me it's eternal flame or manic monday
world of tanksnow there's an old F2P game you don't hear much of*sips*
im just so fucking depressed, dont know why, NEED that electromagnetic thing they do with your brain
>>219771021used to play that on xbox all the timegot it for free because they used to give you a free game each month if you had the gold membership. sometimes it was a shit indie nobody cared about but other times it gave good games like saints row the third and halo reach.
>>219771028you need purpose. you need a savior
got my bum out
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCHI'M OUT OF TOUCH
scrim
for all its fault Britain is a place where one fact of future human development can be obvious to at least somethat nature needs to be destroyed wholesale and replace with something better just as soon as we have the tech to do so
>>219771045I got as far as the king tiger and IS-3 but switched to war thunder as soon as I got a good computer and never looked backhigh rank WT seems almost as bullshit as WOT but the lower ranks are good fun and skill-based
lads how long do you have to be seeing a girl before the fanny must come out or you walk
neighbour has a fenced in front drive and just lets his german shepherds out there whenever cant walk past without them barking and trying to get at me they hate me idk what i did wrong maybe its in their blood to hate tommies and i need an army of beagles to scare them off
or you know, with tenses and that
>>219771104I'm a virgin
brit to launch its own f2p gameworld of boring bastardsin game currency to be times had sex, most players expected to pay a fee
need the raped dead
Might make being Scottish my whole personality
>>219771114well obviously you are exempt from this line of questioning then, carry on citizen
>>219771115You say that like a joke but my zoomer nephew plays a Roblox game called Dorset County where you just drive around and do mundane things in Dorset and apparently thousands play it daily
It's not about the death drive at all, it's about wanting to overthrow the natural order, live for ever, rule the stars, and put a big fat bolt in the face of the Eldar
>>219771129Ok thank you for being nice about it
Anyone want to give my salami a kiss?
get that new made, yeah?
>>219771176>>219771176>>219771176
Gonna put on a club night with a guest appearance from the 36 year old who looks 17 and maybe jade goodys mum25 quid on the door, two drink minimum
>>219771104you should be building a rapport every time you see her, it shouldn't be a box-ticking exercise in either directionif she's into you, she should reciprocate physical intimacy, even if that's not sex. do it in public for extra frissonif she reciprocates on that level but you're not clear where to go, just ask her, try bluntmaxxing
