FOB-edition
Diarrhea is funny stuff
Drink some water!
>>219773952Your treason has not been forgiven.
cooking some spaghetti puttanescait's a real jomon dish
>>219773963men care about ass, not tits.
>>219773963Wow hot.
>>219773963Hell yeah
>>219773974Cool super soaker, fren
>>219773963God I love titties so much
>>219773963I wish I was her so bad
>>219773963BOOBAS BOOBAS
>>219773976post her ass
>>219773963If she has a pig face yall will be like no thanks
>>219773986
>>219774012shut up, woman
I cant wait for civil war. Gonna rape and kill so many of these feminist women its gonna wonderful and holy.
They're doing this to me tomorrow
It’s crazy that women are real. With squishy boobs and warm vagina holes. What a phenomenal invention.
>>219774020still wanna play yugioh?
>>219774018Been getting a lot of responses like this lately. Am I really that feminine? I'm a man with a penis and lots of body hair
>>219774020
>>219774023BASED
have some primo goon material queued up but penisberg refuses to coom
I'm not at the zoo for animals I'm at the zoo for cages
Another braces bracket brokeThat sucks
I ordered Korean food
>>219773963It is crazy how much these lumps of fat have a hold on me
Dum guyyy yung guiiihttps://voca.ro/1jREw6pr0QZR
Where do you cum when you masturbate? I usually just spray into the toilet because I’m too lazy for cleanup.
>>219774056>says anon as he posts lumps of silicone
I am sofa king cold>>219774052#triggered I had braces for 5 years
>>219774064your sister's muff
>>219774064On my belly and then wipe up with towel
>>219774020Theres no chance of a civil war here. Not yet anyway.
TRUMP SAMA NOO
I am sofa king we todd ed
>>219774064Into my mouth
>>219774064I jack off into old undies that my hapless mother proceeds to wash.
hapless indeed
>>219774056same
>>219774064All over my own fucking face
>>219774084This
>>219774064on myself then wipe it everywhere like its lotion
>>219774074c-cute >_<
>>219774066I regret everything need these demon barbs out of my mouth. So tired of the discomfort and gross feeling
>>219774079https://youtu.be/zR2BboZeLEw?si=RuEitNVo6w2BlHf3
>>219774100I look like this and I do this
>>219774065They're real as fuck faggot and well done silicone are also valid
HEYI ORDERED FUCKING KOREAN FOOD
>>219774119Severely based
>adult bracesIncredibly grim.
eat cereal bran, beans, and lentil everyday.
>>219774121I know she’s Penny Lane. I always remember because of the song. Insanely fucking hot. I wish she showed them.
gooned to a doujin instead
>>219774124You ordered a good fucking?!
wan2 grab sum TITS
>>219774064im on nofap
>>219774142what happened to belle? she was everywhere 5 years ago
last time i came was when the iran war started. next time will be when it ends.
>>219774163You're getting edged by trump-sama
I have a thing for fit gym girls. Not so muscular as to be weird. But some toned muscle and abs. Thick muscular thighs and ass. But usually they have small boobs though.
>>219774136There is one photoset with see throughs from before she got famous
>>219774128Wasn't possible to do as a kid
>>219774163I've been so disappointed since
I like this image.
>>219774142I honestly believe that men who are into braces are pedos or close enough to it
>>219773976Fag
>>219774171Not me. I like girls to be soft and a little squishy
Lifeberg falling apart and having slept or eaten in days but damn I look good
>>219774190I believe you because you said honestly. Maybe you could throw a genuinely in there so I know you're really serious.
WHAT THE FUCK
>>219774177Oh yeah nice I found em.
>>219774187Cool. Use it for the next /cum/ edition
>>219774186im not. ive been downloadings lots of kino missiles. i wish i could see the dead us soldiers (theres 100+) but its giga censored. also israeli is getting raped by hezbollah.
I'll make mince meat outta that penis
>>219774214did you draw that shit
>>219774214wow, I dont care what reddit is doing
>>219774206Hang in there big dawg. Soon things will be going better and you’ll still be a hottie.
>>219774208I honestly genuinely believe you're a little faggot
>>219774224Grim
>>219774198You have never had sex.The best "pussy" is when the women of whom it belongs loves you back unconditionally.
I piss on the graves of every worthless dead zogbot .
>>219774204I respect it.
Its frustrating when someone says the same things over and over again
The best pussy is the one that truly wants you and begs for your seed
Non consensual pussy is pretty good tho don't knock it until you try it
My dick is a mega grower. Flaccid it's a centimeter but erect it's a foot long No idea how it does that
>>219774285
I just came buckets to the thought of a wagie having to work this weekend
When somebody repeats himself over and over again, that really frustrates me
Can you go the hospital for voluntarily not eating and not sleeping
>>219774306You can do anything you like bud just don't waste their time they have actual patients to attend to
I have a big penis. But I’m still a virgin so it doesn’t even count honestly.
>>219774322Yeah that's what I'm worried about
drinking milk
I dont want to talk about lunch tomorrow anymore.>>219774259I mean all sex feels better with passion >>219774301When somebody repeats themselves it really frustrates me>>219774306Maybe. I did but I was a teenager at rhe time so it was different
>>219774324how big are we talkin
>>219774306You'll end up in the psych ward
>>219774093phwoarwould ransack the harrisgrapple the breasticlespropa gud diss wun
>>219774354This is what I fear. Same reason why I'm not open with my therapist
Third vocab word of the night:•detumescence>noun>de·tu·mes·cence>subsidence or diminution of swelling or erection
>>219774352If you really wanna know: a smidge over 8 inches long. Measured correctly, no bs. And about 6 inches around the thickest part.
So why the fuck is everyone in some bullshit lab nowadays, especially women? And they even brag about it like it's some kind of achievement. I swear, these bitches can't even pass the MCAT and yet all of them want to be doctors. Girl, not everyone is cut out to be a doctor. Do you think Jason could be a doctor? NO FUCKING WAY. FUCK!!!
>>219774365They would also assume you are abusing stimulants. You would need to preface it as something like severe loss of appetite, and omit the insomnia symptoms.
>>219774393>Girl, not everyone is cut out to be a doctor.Why are you typing like a sassy low class black woman?
>>219774389why don't you go fuck some slut she might like it
>>219774406Saying you're a pre-med is so fancy teehee i'm a white girly girl I study pre-med teehee here's me sipping on my can of bubbl'r teehee
Korean food is the best food on this planet earth
>>219774361We speak english on this general
>>219774406Women are already a fucking mess in the kitchen imagine them in a fucking lab lmfao they're all gonna set their fucking hair on fire lmfao like bitch go grab me a beer FUCK!!!
Anyone want to kill me?
should I tell my only friend that I've been cutting myself
>>219774416>>219774449Ywnbw Leonardo
>>219774461*Hugs* yes
>>219774437>>219774449mr lum. go away
>>219774408I have no answer to that. Any excuse I give will just be pathetic lol. I’m a pussy around women!
>>219774461No you should kys so we don't have to hear any more of your whining attention whoring
>>219774469I'm afraid it will scare her away
>>219774484It might but that will mean she doesn't really care about you You should stop cutting yourself though, then there will be nothing to tell her about
>>219774461Maaannn I used to hurt myself when I was a teenager. I sympathize. I hope things get better for you anon.
>>219774396>They would also assume you are abusing stimulantsThis has already happened I had to take multiple drug tests
>>219774484no don't do it then you'll be here more whining instead of whining to her when she tells you to fuck off and stop attention whoring, fagtard
Cutting yourself is all fun and games until it leaves a scar
Americans already cut their dicks when they're born what is new about Americans cutting themselves it's like Canadians sucking at hockey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-WbYZLdxLA
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9405779tonight's fap
>>219774513Remembering that I’m uncircumcised actually makes me feel better about the hockey thing. Thanks anon.
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Never understood the point of RE games. 98% of the game is you running away from zombies
>>219774605
Soul to Squeeze might be the best RHCP song
>Black X6>Phantom>White X6 look like a panda
>>219774607The good ones are atmospheric Exploring the mansion in REmake is pretty fun
corrensues the dindinbergiizationsurelya crompulacious pooing will follow
you know i was just kidding. anyway, the canes are playing Calgary tomorrow, and i bet on the Canes.oh dont worry, ill be back tomorrow to humiliate you again. lol
>>219774614Kino
>>219774610touf wunthey got sum good wunsi never actually thought of the concept of a best rhcp song until diss very secondi dunno if there actually is wunehat popped in the nogginberg immediately was psychosexybut nit sure dat valid.
>>219774621I’m a Flames fan and your bet is probably correct. We are fully in toiletmode for probably the next few years at least.
>>219774617I only played the one where you are stuck on a train
>>219774608Seething nigger loving tranny,
>,
Edd ed n eddy a good ass cartoon. Just a week ago I was talking yo myself about how I don't watch cartoons because I'm a grown ass man.
>>219774647
DOUG DIMMADOME
>>219774656The ending where you find out Eddy's brother is abusive is the weirdest shit I've ever watched
>>219774666Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Ate an entire bag of miss vickies jalapeno kettle chips award
around world is surely wun of rhcp worst songslyrics are horrifically bad kek
>>219774687obesehog
IT IS KITURDAY! POST KITTINS!
>>219774687me ?lightly saltedinniy
jeffrey epstein said the N WORD in his emails, what a chad
/cum/ is senran kagura general
Evens I treat myself to some pornographic content as I stroke my dick until white stuff comes out the tippy topOdds I don't do that and keep my semen to myself
>>219774691The first 30 seconds with Frusciante and Flea just going nuts is cool though. But then it becomes ding dang dong ding dang dong.
>>219774701fink you need to use more photogenic kittingtonshire-on-tweed
>>219774712They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>219774712me and who?
>>219774712I used to do that to my gf and she reacted much the same way
My favourite Peppers song is By the Way. I had that album when I was a kid so it’s very nostalgic for me.
>>219774732how big is her cock?
Fourth vocab word of the night:•monodont>adjective>mon·odont>or monodontal >[monodontal from Greek monodontos + English -al] : having only one tooth
>>219774720Actually it's happening today *jostles your mantits*
Pokopia just looks like Stardew Valley with Pokemon
>>219774717yeh the music was generally alri>>219774735yeh propa good wun
>>219774741I'm going insane
>Pokopia just looks like Stardew Valley with Pokemon
>>219774741herd narwhale fing is actually a toothcould be wrongbut would bementalinnitye!!
>>219774738far bigger than yours, yet much smaller than mine
>>219774742lmao, gottem
>>219774774i want to lick her gock
Favorite pokemon? Either teddiursa or mew
>>219774799I guess Typhlosion and Empoleon. Those were my Gen IV starter homies. Maybe Ampharos for a non-starter. Also Whiscash because his face is hilarious.
>>219774790I'd have her beat the shit out of you for being so cringe
>>219774816I never used Empoleon and I wonder if that's why I thought diamond and pearl were so hard
Enjoyed the Dunk & Egg /tv/ desu
>>219774799unown
Not exactly Bart's fault. The last guy enunciated "special delivery" in an extremely suggestive manner and a certain pattern had already been established.
I asked a grill at the gym for the straight bar and she gave me this fucking smile>>219771551
>>219774751>>219774764Fifth vocab word of the night:•estivate>verb>es·ti·vate >1: zoology : to pass the summer in a state of torpor or dormancy>2: to spend the summer usually at one place
>>219774890unironically never happened to me because i dont leave the house
can't believe people still pretend ShartGPT is good
I need to bathe so badly but I don't want to wake anyone up
Everybody lives such exciting lives. When I'm at work all I think about is going home. When I'm at home all I do is sit in my chair die of boredom
>>219775030Same, on the clock I'm counting the hours spaced out to get through itAt home I'm so tired from working I just want to lie doing nothing until the waging starts up againSuch is life
>>219775015It can't actually think the word "secretly" just set it off to give that response
>Fight for me, Anon. End eye-ran
>>219775078Iran~Iran so far away~
https://youtu.be/C19InkgElIE
getting real tired of iran letting themselves get bombed and not doing anything about it they should start kamikazi'ing into the US warships already o algo
>>219775015It has told me multiple times that Assad rules Syria
Yeah the bar's full it's fuckin hilarious right
My dad's really messed up. He has an extremely rare disease that puts him in crippling pain 24/7. He drinks too much then talks about the same things when he drinks and talks to me about the pain for like 3 hours a night then forgets he said it in the morning and says it again. Hes drinking 3 bottles of wine a day so I worry about his health besides the pain. All his hair turned white though.
My penis smells bad
>>219775369Damn anon that sounds like it sucks
both my parents have had failed relationships. it's not even funny anymore
>>219775150The music video is something elsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0
>>219775483It's hard.My brother stopped talking to him and my mom and him divorced so I'm like the only family he has but I'm not providing enough to really help him. I just do errands when im visiting and stuff. He wants me to live with him but it's so soul crushing watching him kill himself with booze. The only reason he isn't killing himself is because he gave me his word. Its just feels like heartbreaking and meaningless suffering
I've never seen my father cry until my aunt died of colony cancer
>>219775594Yah, colonies are cancer.
>>219775594mine is a stone cold bitch
Sinners was a bad movie.
It’s time for me to have a beer. I have here a nice copper ale. Me bud de MotoblurAat
The only time I've seen my mom cry is when she was alone in her room thinking about my life and how I have no friends and won't get married
>>219775740How do you know she was thinking about you and not herself?
>>219775757She told me after I walked in and asked. Recollecting moments like that make me think about suicide the most
I recall one of my professors talking about how you shouldn't use gradients when making a graph about people. Apparently giving black people a black line and white people a light grey line is racist or something.
Keep randomly getting nausea through the day and night. Odd.>>219775776Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. Asset seizures are death of your country
I just made beged werd wombaat
>>219775854>Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. Asset seizures are death of your countrybillionaires don't pay taxes didn't you read the panama papers or maybe you're new here>Asset seizures are death of your countrytell that the jack ma. if the billionaires are working in the interests of the people, they will do just fine. but most of yours aren't.
lol
>>219775979>tell that the jack maI mean its prevented hundreds of billions of investment into china
Think he still stand by it?
What are eyebrows for?
I really have nothing to say
>>219776098Keeping the dird from ur eyes
>>219776098Sex appeal>>219776141https://youtu.be/xNU7iIdw7Ss
Thank you for this boiling-hot piss-take, Clive.
>>219776187Can't be arsed to parse the different layers of social media here
>>219776217
I just remembered we live inside a dream
This one is really stinky.
Why am I still up?
don't caredidn't ask
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fIZ-2FB5a3g
ds1 > bloodborne > ds2 > er > des > ds3
>>219776309Why aren't you a modern day prophet declaring the word of God and denouncing sinners in the wilderness (aka Facebook)?
>>219776304Good question, listening to astronomy videos trying to sleep too but its hardGoodnight when you do sleep anon
This is a real stinky one.
>>219776389In Canada you cannot question 2slgbtqia+, Mark Carney, or multiculturalism. You can however choose to accept MAID. I'd tell you to kill yourself but that would be the easy way out from the Pajeet infested hellhole you Liberal voting faggots have created
Every single man who turns 30 be like
>>219776389>libtards used to be based
Who is your role model?
