Realistically speaking, how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>219777952"The army isn't fighting Iran retard. It's the navy and air force"
>>219777952>im not a Zionist, are you a Zionist?Every single foid here hates that word
because im not dying for is- CRACK
"We arent at war with Iran. Your lack of education embarassing."
>i dont need to join the army to fight Iran*opens up /int/ and finds an iranposter to bully in her path*
Send her the phone number of a military recruiter so she can join
>>219777952My girlfriend would never even think about putting me in any kind of danger. Why do you want to impress someone who thinks you are some subhuman sucker. Even outside this context, the whole manipulative, condescending phrasing would be a instant dealbreaker. I hope this doesn't actually exist irl.
>>219777952Doomp eet
>>219777952"i'm the one sending them to iran so we have more time for ourselves"
>>219777952War with Iran?? ARE YOU RETARDED!?? besides I was in the army, we have conscription, Don't you know who I am?? Ok, we're done, you didn't even know I was in the army. get out of my sight. Whore.
>>219777952>ok idc hoeMy gf is very antisemetic and chuddy, whe would slap me if I even thought about fighting for israel
call her a libtard
>219779284>gf in question slapping
>>219778220Brilliant
>>219777952"let the goyim deal in the real world"
>getting angry at a scenario you made up in your head
>>219777952Can I have your girlfriends numbers ?
>>219780272>getting angry at a scenario you made up in your headWelcome to 4chan and the modern alt-right in general
>>219780272https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Feather_Campaign
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>>219777952ok ok, now spread your buttocks
>>219777952"you're a figment of my imagination, why are you nagging me?"
>>219777952I don't talk to females.
>>219777952My wife said I was retarded for voluntarily entering into conscription-based militsry service in my cunt. Feels good, I don't want my wife to want me to die.
>>219777952Thats pretty funny. They were all telling me the same thing
>>219777952More options for me I guess
>>219779284Zased! How many German women are like this iyc?
"I'll be sleeping with my daughter if you'll excuse me"
>>219780606amateur hour, the hallucinations are almost always mean
>>219780953None that I know, she's bri'ish
>>219780987why are they mean? we both live in my brain. if i off myself they die too
>>219777952Ask her why doesn't she go to gym to get a nice ass and a slim waist.
>>219777952Honey, we are holding down the fort while they are gone. It's a team effort we can do as a power couple, ok my dear shield maiden?
>>219779214based
>>219781372kek also based
thats odd, 99% of women are against the war... hold on, you're bibi in a mask!
they could give me a million white feathers and I will create the most fabulously gay outfit with them and still not sign up.
The white feather thing will never come back and this thread is full of failed men preening about their imaginary masculinity in the face of something they've made up in their head
>>219781565>The white feather thing will never come backUkraineRussia
>>219781602Yes, those are countries. And?
>>219781565I bet I could lift you over my head
>>219781642You can't even lift off the mental image of a woman mogging you
>>219777952Yeah that is funny lol.>>219778144Reading comprehension, she does not say the word 'war', she just says 'fight'.
>>219777952punch her in the nose and rape her
>>219777952>Silly girl, you know im too fat to join
>>219777952Soon they'll be my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wife. Glad that you're already friends. :3
>>219781699are you one of those boat people who cant speak english right?
>>219777952
>>219777952Does the average American even know that they're bombing Iran?
>>219780457Imagine being in the trenches in 1916 and seeing entire towns worth of men gunned down by machine guns, men buried alive by waves of mud, mountains of rotting corpses of men you knew getting eaten by carpets of rats, young boys getting their lungs dissolved by chlorine gas as they frantically rip eachothers gas masks off in a bid just to survive, losing your limbs to artillery and gangrene and frostbite, men eaten alive by starving wolves, all to come back home on leave and have some fucking stupid bitch call you a coward in public because you were allowed a short respite from that hell. A dumb retarded ignorant cunt grabbing your collar and pinning her stupid fucking white feather on you, telling you to go back into the meat grinder.
>>219783369Ummm you sound like cowardly and stuff and you're short sooooo that's an ick for me. I'll be telling my girlfriends about this teehee. Now go like die somewhere for Israel or something
>>219777952I have beers with my homies tomorrow what army are you talking about love
>>219782502Ah, calling me brown. I accept your concession of defeat.
there is no counter for this, girls can be divided to two types, one who will shame you for not joining the army, and one who will defend you from joining it with everything she can and you never know which one you dating before war starts
>>219778088The boyfriends are all welfare kings sitting at a base playing gacha games
>>219783662Good thing women are allowed to enlist now too. What's their excuse for not serving?
>>219785397You sound awfully eager to see women suffer and die. Why are you such a hateful misogynist?? Women aren't to blame for your romantic FAILURES and wanting to kill innocent women won't make you stop being a virgin. It's not women's fault you have a tiny penis, incel.
