Pints edition
Fuck I could go a pint
not the anon who made that poll but I will be watching starship troopers so your votes were not wasted
Sir Smear Tester
GREAT edish ktim and also im. drunk btw ktim
I thought 4chan had finally been blocked in this country when I couldn't access it earlier
just eated three sausages
>>219782027based
>>219782039did them in the air friar?
>>219782039take the piss
leftypol breaking out into a sweat upon being asked why he has so many books by late 20th century french philosophers
>>219782027get a clue man
Can't think of anything more grim than posting here when drunk
rorke breaking out into a sweat upon being asked why he has so many books by early 20th century German philosophers
welsh bulls denying the london rent boys
>>219781966Is that from Wake In Fright?I didn't really care for the movie to be honestAustralia surely isn't actually so gay irl...
>>219782036didn't read the message that said it was because of maintenance then?
FILTHY FAGS
I genuinely love Jesus Christ and he saved my life. Lets all gather to prayLord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of God's Kingdom, Kyrie Kyrie, ElesionYou come in word and in sacrement to make us Holy, Christe Christe, ElesionYou will come again in glory with salvation for your people, Kyrie Lyrie ElesionMay Almighty God have Mercy on us, Forgive us our sins, and bring us all to ever lasting lifeGlory to God in the highest!
>>219782062One of my favourite images desu, can't find it now though.
>>219782116
>>219782107ayehave you not met our resident bruces
Horrible
>>219782121
>>219782109The Readchan app (phone poster here) just said the site was unavailable.
>>219782119God doesn't like me, I stopped praying because it didn't make any difference.
the same unfunny joke thats been posted here for over a decade now. genuinely sort your life out
now that I've finished uni the only thing I can really take away from the experience is that I wish I had enjoyed it more
>>219782194getting upset about a post are we
>>219781966
Genuinely fucking hate wrexham
>>219782184Yeah well praying isnt like a customer support centre. Sometimes God won't answer you. And he won't fix your problems, he gives you the strength to fix it yourself.
>>219782194someone is a grumpy guts tonight
risked a fart then and almost paid the ultimate price
>>219782068Wahey
>>219782209>>219782224no but seriously, lads what are you doing?
>>219782231Did you have to suck it back up your arse?
>>219782207FOLC
>>219782222those iranians pray a lot but he doesn't seem to be sending them enough strength to stop ballistic missiles
>>219782171Would love him to get blown to smithereens
Never went to uni, am mid 30s now, might enrol to university and live in the student flats and that and go to the parties and shag the young girls
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
one of my biggest fears is accidentally shitting myself at toil
>>219782171Can't this ponce just shit on an insta whore without making a while event out of it, like the rest of the rich men?
>>219782222I prayed last week and the following day a woman drove into the back of my car.
>>219782217T. Chester fan
>>219782259best way to be blown
>>219782207people say things like this and then spend the next 50 years of their life in a chair
>>219782273I had a wank at toil once which is similar
>>219782256Thats because Islam is a false religion. Its why they're always fighting and at war. Christians are at peace because we're on God's side and he protects us. I hope that answers your question
let’s go up the chels fuck wrexham
I weigh 20 stone
>>219782303why isn't he helping the lebanese christians then?
>>219782311John cleaner
heyy
yeah i remember when i was in to footballwhen i was 14
any followers of waheguru in
>>219782250nah i thought it was game over so i went to the toilet but the payload had not been dropped yet
>>219782343He is, Lebanese Christians are at peace and have nothing to do with Hezbollah
listening to come on eileen
>>219782360The very reason I'm still into football :)
>>219782341
bizarre number of deanos in recruitment for deep tech sector like quantumyou talk to them and they clearly have no idea what anything meanshow do they do it
>>219782341big boy
>>219782354are you really south african
>>219782256They are praying to the god of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob by their own admission to help them kill all of the infidels especially the lineage of Abraham, Isaac and a Jacob. And their own religion says Christ wasn't the lamb of God meaning God would still favor the chosen tribe of Israel above all others Basically Islam is an illiterate religious ideology. I mean so are all extent branches of Christianity and Judaism but not as fundamentally.
Nobody:>Rorke:>umpteenth
leftypol letting it dribble outrorke shooting ropes
>>219782341how tall?
British niggas be weighing them selves in stone. I’m weak niggas
>>219782385that's just recruitment in general innit
>>219782360It's like watching paint dry, if you don't grow up with it then you don't get it. I didn't even watch the Euros match, I just watched the penalties at the end. If football was just penalties I'd probably watch it as it's exciting.
keep buying coins off royal mint
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/28IcHtgSpi0
I'd be really embarrassed about the England result if I liked rugby. But I think it's fucking shit
nobody is reading that fyi yank
>>219782385pretty much every job application is just a bullshitting competition these days. clueless but talk a good game? you're in. highly competent but a bit spergy? forget it mate
This is my cat now
in europe they don't know how to properly name a pint of beer, instead of just saying a pint, they have to say "big beer" or "small beer"
How you fellas doing today? About noon here in California. Having a coffee at the moment and enjoying the sun. You having a good day?
LAST NIGHT I DREAMTTHAT SOMEBODY LOVED ME
>>219782385I'm a software engineer and have to deal with deano recruiters who are thick as shit and completely useless.
>>219782399*me with a 150kg max dl* >yeah sumo doesn't count
Amber Deen's video on Dickdrainers is peak
>>219782470she looks like some kind of fantasy stone creaturedoes anyone else see it
>>219782462>>219782489
>>219782455is that you dad?
>>219782479is commiefornia nice outside the cities? The north seems nice when i go on street view
>>2197824375'7
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771783194653010.webm
>>219782470r frankiesexo
6'7
>>219782489immigration blew up 20 kids at a concert that one time
>>219782469he need a bath
>>219782504>SamwellThe bloke who did 'What what in the butt' is trying to get a job in Aldi?
>>219782489would geoguess this location in a minute flat but jannys always ban be for doxxing for some reason. I also know exactly where it is already so no point anyways
>>219782476Uh no we just say half litre
went to look at the remnants of an old train station today
He ne so milk
>>219782530ariana was never the same since that :<
off to china in june wahey
>>219782341>>219782508
Would you pay for a sperm donation if you were infertile and wanted to have a child with your wife?
>>219782509
Don't even bother filling in the Equal Opportunities Monitoring section of job applications. HR don't read CVs anymore, they put it in to a software programme that scans key words, and automatically sends email rejections if you put in White British. You can get around this by not filling it in at all, because they can reject you for putting in details, but they can't use it if you don't participate as its voluntary.
>>219782489
>>219782509That era of wrestling was mental, everyone talked about it at school, sadly I didn't have sky so couldn't watch it. Seems a bit pants now with the yank crowds chanting 'This is awesome' with no atmosphere.
>>219782479that kind of information doesn't come cheap i'm afraid
Shagged a bloke up the knob
>>219782536how much of a virgin freak are you? the absolute STATE of broccoli haired lil zoomermongs going to a pub and saying half a litre of beer please ahahahahaha
>>219782574I don't want kids but even if I did, no, I'm not raising some other bloke's child.
>>219782489Who pays this cunts wages?
>>219782580well, actually
>>219782489jews at it again with the bloody false dichotomies
>>219782489immigration makes large parts of that city uninhabitable for native britons
Chad claude vs virgin ChatGPT
>>219782580Well they have
>>219782580they have thoughbeit
>>219782476They sell beer by the litre in France to be fair
>>219782580Gonna lose the billboard game every time to a billionaire.
>>219782489but billionaire tax dodgers push immigration
Facts about aussielad>lives a few hours from poowong>is in his early 20s
>>219782597>broccoli hairedomds unc
>>219782592she would laugh at my tiny penis
>>219782592Is this ai
>>219782268Amen
alright lads it's me wog eye'd ladhope you had a lovely day with your coloured eyes
scotty2hotty and grand master sexayy vs big poppa pump and rikishi with stone cold steve austin refereeing in a tag team TLC DEATH MATCH hell in a cell at wrestlemania
>>219782535where is it i recognise it
>>219782462all you have to do is be personable enough to not make women uncomfortable with your presenceunfortunately rules out every speccy autist that might actually be good at the job
Having a look through my old screenshots and just stubbled across this gem lmao
youre my brown eyed chud
>>219782616>>219782623>>219782628Who? In the UK?
>>219782479Anything north of San Francisco is basically Southern Oregon and is often considered part of the Pacific Northwest, sometimes known as Cascadia. Think of Twin Peaks and that's basically the environment you're getting. Wet, cold, and mostly rural. It has its ups and downs like any place but you cannot beat the scenery.
>>219782620dark eyed bull vs light eyed beta
tired as fuck but simply cannot fall asleep, maddening this, happens almost every night except when i get blackout drunk
>I didn't have sky so couldn't watch itSchemey detected
>>219782680*does a gay porn dance*
rorke you dropped your toilet card
>>219782119Amen.
>>219782597>mongs>state>aha-10000 aura
>>219782620Which harvests more of your data? Chatgpt tried to tell me Hadrian and Trajan werent ethnic Romans the other day.
>>219782592who
>>219782703Ah, sorry, reply meant for >>219782507
>>219782592love that for her
tired as fuck but simply cannot fall asleep, maddening this, happens almost every night except when i get blacked
>>219782706just close your eyes mate it's not hard
>>219782719immediately hired unironically
why did rome fall
>>219782703There's a place in northern California called Weed
>>219782745Ready for california bloom?
2 lager pints please barkeep
>>219782752so tit could learn to pick ourselves up.
>>219782756Been there
>>219782575
Bizarre post this
>>219782715Had to look up what that means but are you joking? Every povvo has Sky. I was brought up in a very middle class house and we didn't watch much TV, I just played on my GBC or PS1 or read.
no small horses.
>>219782765she's so gay for her >.<
>>219782752Greedy elites and mass immigration. Unironically
bro got that richie aprile fit
>>219782756Yep, not much there. Just a random truckstop on the I5 Freeway.
might go out and buy some of the cadbury's mini eggs
>>219782675https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4811353,-2.2257046,3a,75y,129.77h,97.66t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s7_mnEyrGyNKfx70SwmCjpg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D-7.659386981059498%26panoid%3D7_mnEyrGyNKfx70SwmCjpg%26yaw%3D129.7685143259238!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDMwNC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
>>219782801Agreed. Middle class people never had sky
>>219782592Don't post videos of my wife please
>>219782746every girl at toil uses this braindead tiktok phrase they're robots
>>219782847this is ai
>>219782844John mcafee is dead and nothing will stop me clicking this link
>>219782847Guinness is good for you
>>219782876get it clicked you pussy
LE FANNY CHLEMAR XDDDDDDDDD
>>219782844mad that. how did you figure it outi've not even been there but everywhere looks the same in this country
>>219782844Is this near a grosvenor casino and sainsburys
Wait, I don't understand, if 50mg Sildenafil didn't have much effect on my penis other than the side effects, why did an anon suggest 25mg instead? Why would a weaker dosage work better?
sick of seeing fatties and disableds everywhere
right well that's ian huntley dead
I really do have very brown wog eyesI suppose that's why I've never had a girlfriend
>>219782915Nta but it was obviously Manchester
right well thats a deeply unfunny forced gimmick failed
>>219782876John mcafee is dead and malware killed him
doing a sex-change of myself on chatGPT and having an absolutely nasty wank to the thought of fucking myself silly
>>219782932Axel R is next
>>219782915recognised the building on the right as a place i walked past to go to the nearby hospital once. >>219782918yeah Sainsburys is just up the road on the left
>>219782932We at /brit/ cheer his death and hope it was painful
lil zoomer putting the finishing touches on his Fall of Chris-chan part 600 video
>>219782963Bruh
evening lads how's it x
>>219782925>Wait, I don't understandwhy are you pretending that this is a new thought
>>219782940ok sure
>>219782925Alright mate, I was the one that said 25mg worked well for me. I didn't say it works better. Did you take it around having a meal? Avoid that or eat something light. Also it did nothing for me maybe the first two times, but that may have been because I took it after a big meal, so maybe keep trying.
>>219783011It's the same cunt who asks questions about linux
>>219783010hi mate hiya hopws if foing
>>219783011stop replying to escortcunt
>>219783010
>>219783040toilbros...
sitting in my dark room with my dark eyes
Daily clozemastertoil complete amigos
>>219783053i look like this
dollymong going mental
>>219783053My younger sister looks like this
>>219783053Don't find her that attractive, she's pretty but has that bland attractiveness to her that doesn't do much for me.
>>219783040biomass needs paying for
are any of you lads actually incels
>>219783094oh fuck off
>The uploader has not made this video available in your countryOnce again I face racism as a white person.
>>219783060
>>219783107me 37 virgin never been on a date
mental how ANYTHING tasty and nice is bad for you if you're trying to lose weightyou have to choose between a life of pleasure but dying at 50 from fat bastard disease, or a life of suffering and for 120 years as well
>>219783107volcel me
>>219783107No mate, we just spend our Saturday nights on here pretending to be
>>219783123finngolians arent white
>>219783133can’t be true
>>219783053get her fake tannedget her lips filledget her eyebrows drawnget her eyes shadowed
might get Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic
>>219783092>>219783130I'm part of the 6.5 billion people with brown eyeswe will eat your coloured eyes to gain your magic powers and take over the worldit's over colonialist scum
>>219783130kek
>>219783145fuckin hell, I forgot world book day existed
>threaten invading your allies to the point where they send tripwire forces to Greenland>Shit on the war dead and claim the UK never helped America in Iraq/Afghanistan >Claim the US doesn't need Europe because America always bails them out>"Waaaaaaaaaaa why aren't you immediately helping another one of our retarded middle east blood wars? Reeee waaaa waaaa waaaa *fart*"I hope many American troops die
>>219783021It had marcus rashford you spacker
>>219783110normgroid
>>219783145howlingbelter John lad
might call in sick on monday and tuesday as sickness has stolen my weekend
>>219783157yh banter innit
>>219783167Would.
>>219782896
>>219783023Hi mate. I only ate a bowl of cereal a few hours before taking it
>>219783094Reckon thats what girls say about me
>>219783107...yh
>>219783110He makes a point. She is bland. Would I fuck her? Yes, but I won't be lingering on her.
>>219783157screaming
>>219782592Women like this actually exist in real life and there are men out there that have sex with women like this regularly.Mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling.
aberdeen down 2 nil
>>219782896me to the defenceless schoolchildren on monday
>>219783191>immediately does what he says
Screaming at fat bastard disease
>>219783231hate women stacy/chad dichotomy skull physiognomy and such too?
Eating Percival Pigs
>>219783193so sorry i'm not good at identifying black footballers
>>219783227Did you become aroused after taking it? It doesn't make you aroused if that's what you're expecting. It takes 30 mins to an hour to kick in iirc. Just take it a few more times.
>>219783284corrwish I could say the same
Got the bagpipes blasting in my incel hovel
Mental what the Jews are up to really
>>219783326called summer isn’t it
any brown eyed bulls in?
>>219783294I tried to avoid arousal until 60 minutes after taking it and then I went for a wank. I bought a pack of 8 so I'll give it a few more tries x
>>219783298hi
big fan of those essays salespeople on the internet write which all follow the exact same pattern
>>219783343As I said, I took it twice, did fuck all, then third time it hit me like a fucking wall of erection.
Harjeet Patel and the Goblet of Curry
*stares at you with my wog eyes*
>>219783326it was gonna spill some epstein beans
>>219783253Models an that innit
>>219782592what an ugly bitch
>>219783346hiya
on the train
>>219781966Been 17 days since I had a drink
>>219783375Psck
>>219783366Ok mate thank you for your advice xosorry for being a bit agitated about it xo
Ghosted my mates too many times and now they never ask me to come out.I'm such a stupid incel bastard
>>219783326Itbwas bigger than aUK
>>219783420where are you off to
I grilled, I took a nap. What are you lads doing.
>>219783420spaffy trousers
>>219783433cor get in de lad nice one
money on the caneshalfway through this bookLFG
>>219783398It's like another world. Mind boggling
>>219783420Get your arse out
>>219783272yeah
>>219783443was he ok after this?
wish you could use dating apps on your laptop. hate using a shitty little screen
>>219783472Why do you post her
>>219783472would snap your faggot neck without hesitation
>>219783443lad added horlicks instead of pre workout
>>219783486you can
>>219783459home, celebrated dadberg’s big 60>>219783462aye, tiger of sweden these
>>219783490he has a diseased brain
>>219783490she's my mistress
>>219783433My alcohol addict paternal cousin invited me to drink all day on Holi but mum didn't allow me ( ._.)
bit nervous about my solo trip to china cos i cant speak chinese
>>219783490stopfucking replyingto him
>>219783503no you can't. be quiet.
>>219783528It's alright mate they can't speak English x
>>219783528do you have light eyes?
Might get 'em brushed.
>>219783528Can I tag along x
>would snap your faggot neck without hesitation
>>219783515No she isn't
already sick of the solotriptochina gimmick
>>219783053I used to be indifferent to women who look like this. Then something changed and now it's my type. Don't know if I just got old or whatever. God she's so beautiful.
>>219783433Lent?
chloe zhao recognises human emotions but doesn't understand themwhy does she think the wife of william shakespeare wouldn't know what a play was
was a goth in secondary school me
rorkes new creps
>>219783528china was a piece of pissnow russia, that was tough knowing 3 words of russian
spughatti chironaise
>>219783630they look good to enter brit to
>>219783617was an emo man me
>>219783634been to st petersburg and everyone there spoke english
>>219783630boosting him to a towering 5'9"
am I the only one with brown eyes in this thread?
>>219783658same lad. emo girls were easy back in the day
>>219783664>>219783664>>219783664
really wish I could go back to 2013
