Hi /int/, need some advice for my pet American. When did you wean your American from liquid slop to solid slop?
Around 4 years of age when they start saying their first words like "bruh"
You don’t
>>219788796why is this australian so obsessed with america
What is the pet
>>219793578he posted it yesterday
>>219788796did you circumcise it yet?
>>219788796have you chosen a name for it yet? i named mine trapper since brandon and jaxon are already so popular
The circumcision must occur no later than 8 days in accordance to YHWH’s Noahide law. You should start your pet American on a gentle diet of BLACKED as soon as possible, then slowly work up to 90 minutes of sissy hypno beats in 4 hour intervals. Also take him out to the range and a Pentecostal Baptist church for Trump God Emperor worship as soon as you can. He is demonically possessed and that means you arent paying enough tithe to your charismatic preacher.
*XALLING ALL ISRAEL FLAGS*
>>219788796Lol
>>219788796pfft yeah good luck once it gazes at you with those big brown eyes and twerks pleadingly you know you wont be able to resist pouring it a bowl of high fructose corn syrup regardless of how elderly it gets
