Disney after hours editionprevious: >>219793726
Some art to start the thread
Hottest Disney princess? I say Jasmine
The anon earlier was right, it has been a downgrade.
>>219794893Jasmine's a solid choice though Esmerelda man, fuck she's hot.
Self-soothing rn
>>219794893Definitely Pocahontas
>>219794901First one looks Russian
>>219794893>>219794905>>219794911Why is /cum/ so brown pilled
>>219794893I didn’t grow up watching animated Disney movies at all. But I guess I’ll pick Belle.
>>219794919My current oneitis is brown
>>219794919>Why is /cum/ so brown pilledSign of Whiteness.Anyway, my favorite White Princess is Merida easily.Scots wha hae
>>219794893Jane from Tarzan
>>219794852Well the correct answer is no one knows and will never know the mind of God. The most interesting answer is that God reflected on himself and that created illiusion and that was Man, created in the image of God. Then reality was bought into existence and Man placed into it's center. Few capable of reaching Apotheosis.
>>219794919Pocahontas was literally a BWC fiend, nothing Whiter than enjoying that.
Yeah I like brown girls too. Most of the women who have ever flirted with me in a way I could actually detect were some variety of brown. Not sure why that is.
Guyz pls recycle my bread >>219794879 ones this is doneThx im going to sleep
>>219794956night bud
Made a rather dated reference and nobody understood it, this is a pain only us Uncs can understand
We're not using that faggot's thread right guys
>>219794968was it good
>>219794968The easiest way to tell if somebody is a Zoomer or an Alfie is to reference picrel.If you reference something Frank related and somebody laughs and gets the reference, they're a Zoomie. If somebody says "huh?" and asks what it's from, and upon explanation they say something like "OH, it's Joji", then they're an Alfie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ibflvB07M
Yo, yo, your bitch just said I'm hot, man, I told her I agreeShe gon' really think I'm hot, if I told her my degreesPull up in that hard-top (vroom), showing off my keysGraduate school of hard-knocks, I can show you my degreesCouple A, B, C's, bad bitch, double D'sPopping E, I don't give a F, told you I'm a G
My dad thought that jiu jitsu was capoeira and I think he gained 2x respect for me when he saw a real bjj match>>219794886Title: The Ackademy
Watching 25 year old wrestling matches me
>>219795050Foot
>>219795050Nice feet
>>219795050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9cnAbiyrA
I can't believe I just sat through Avatar fire and ash. It was so bad.
>>219795061Love Regal like you wouldn’t believe
LOL
>>219795070>I can't believe I just sat through Avatar fire and ashwhy the fuck would you do that to yourself, please tell me you were with a girl or a retarded realtive o algo
>>219795070Avatar fire and ass
>>219795109So true
Tomorrow I will go to church and spend time assembling my blackshirt army for the tournament in May.
>>219795070i have never seen avatar
>>219795123I wonder why this upstanding young man was shot to death
>>219795134>i have never seen avatarYou're not missing out, it's so dogshit it boggles the mind how popular it became.It's entirely for thirdies and it's hilarious when you point that out on /tv/, it's like when you say CumTown sucks you get all the trannies out of the woodwork.
>>219795109jasonian
>>219795070Did you watch it in theatres? Only good thing about those movies are the 3D visuals tbqh
>>219795123Funny part is this guy was Ethiopian or some shit
>>219795087Friends wanted to see it. >>219795160Yep in the theater. These films are long as fuck too.
>>219795160I walked out of the last avatar that came out. Not that it offended me or some shit but they were on the boat and my friend texted me asking if I wanted to come over for a beer so I walked out early because it didn’t catch my interest at all. Shan’t be seeing this one.
>>219795178>Friends wanted to see it.That's rough. I stopped after the second one because it was unbearable to me even with le 3D, it's the closest I've ever gotten to walking out or falling asleep in a theater.
>>219795149I thought the first one was okay. It's the sequels that are for sure absolute dogshit
What if you were getting milked in the cack?
There's like 3 more Avatar movies in various stages of production right now, I gotta wonder when the law of diminishing returns is going to completely rape one of them at the box office.
Damn I wish I had six pack abs. Then I’d be headbutting bitches in the pussy.
What are some times you acted like Colonel lockjaw?
I can't fucking sleep ever. My life is so fucking miserable
>>219795265I have also lied about being in an interracial relationship (Asian not black tho)
>>219795243I thought it was just avatar 4 and 5 left? Avatar 4 isn't coming out till like 2029 lmao
>>219795265I really, really love Black women, ever since childhood. Especially if they're really dark, like actual Africans. I put them in my "holy trinity" of ethnicities I prefer alongside Whites and East Asians.I blame Nicki Minaj and early Nintendo Switch games for cementing it in my teen years.
>>219795288Yeah I looked it up, I guess it's only 2. But they already filmed a lot of stuff for 4, these movies have had extremely long production periods.
Just noticed we lost an hour
>>219794875>jutrohmmmm...
its still midnight here, does it switch later or something?
>>219795326First guy to notice it's a Polish edit award
>>219795130Does Bolt Action have meta armies like 40K?
>>2197953392am I think?
>>219795339I thought it was 2am it jumps an hour ahead?
I have a psychic connection with all mothers
>>219795363>>219795377I just noticed it jumped ahead, this is fucked man
Flames won heh, that guy lost his bet
>>219795379What do you do with it
>>219795356Not from what I’ve seen. But I’m just getting into it
I paid $2 for what I thought was a chocolate protein bar but it ended up being a "puff" according to something on the bottom of the package but actually it's a big protein gummy made out of collagen, gelatin, cocoa and whey and dipped in chocolate. It's alright I guess and still 17g of protein for lunch but I get why it's on clearance. Who's gonna grab a new chocolate bar to pick out, bite into that, and buy it again? Do manufacturers think we study all thousand protein bar labels when we go to the store?
>>219795379Same.
I think I'd be a good public defendant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjhbt5qcD8ome core
>>219795514Your honor, the simple fact remains that all deez camera an shit be raycis, an invasion of privacy, gangstalking, harassment, an made up by fascist AIs drinking up all dry watah. My client dindu nuffin. Facts!
>>219795514you wouldn't be though
how do these mutts not just ack themselves?
Who cares, loser.
>>219795582DIOS MIO!!!la GOBLINA!
>>219795582She exists because people didn't want her parents to fuck? Go figure
Remembering the story of that guy who went to a Japanese monastery, asked the teacher what's there to get, when the teacher said "nothing", he got up, packed his stuff, and later received an email that he is the best student that master ever had.
guys is this truthnuke or lienuke
>>219795645fat bitch
>>219795675trvthnvke
>>219795645Imagine her masturbating and grabbing those big tits haha
>wake up>text manager that I will not be coming in today>now waiting for cafe open to open>gonna walk over, grab a coffee, and smoke a joint on the way backI will not let jobberg consume me
Our government is filled with syatollah lapdogs please erase them
>>219795645I hate shortformspeak so muchNoooo we can't end a sentence or they might scroll and not give us the full revenue
the truklear sites have been obliterated
>>219795899I base all my knowledge of Italy off the sopranos
didnt even realize it was daylight savings what the helly
>>219795346yeah, probably because we still have Disney XD
>>219795988>we still have Disney XDWe technically do too, it's just that nobody here watches cable anymore
Peanut with extra butterLavish butter glazed across my bodyExplain a monkey
what if elfs were real
>>219796105
>>219796027Well, Poland is different. People still watch TV but it's mainly older generation. I, for one, watch skijumping, some winter sports, footy and certain quizshows on TV. Also historical programs, Gumball on CN, and some flicks from time to time. That way nothing can distract my attention beacuse I can't pause it and my focus is entirely on the show, although I have to put up with add breaks. But in this aspect it's not really that different from streaming.
Classic Yeezy!! Yeah!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYXa2yBF5ms
>>219796247it ain't no NIGGA HEIL HITLER but it's ok
Distefano is a terrone zainichi, dont listen to him
instead of a cafe I went to the conveni and got energy drinksyum
I wish I had a job so I could call in sick
>>219796476timmy's will hire anyone with a pulse
>>219796540You got fired from blockbuster? They got rhesus monkeys workin' there!
we love the j's don't we folks
>>219796887Yes I do enjoy Jewish people also, anon. Did you have anything else to add, or was that it
>>219796955I was talking about the toronto blue jays you freak
I fucking hate what the computer did to me, but now I'm stuck here. I wish I could just throw it out the window. It's like a big parasite
>>219794886Crazy amount of effort that went into this
Had a dream I was running around shooting a bunch of broccoli headed puffy jacket wearing types with an M9
>>219797101what are puffy jacket wearing types
>>219797110He was shooting vat grown clones of vanilla ice
>>219797110Cretins who'd wear this sort of abomination
>>219797154not very common round these parts
Would it bother you if your girlfriend liked showing her female friends naked pictures of you and your penis
>>219796990Nobody gives a fuck about Canada or hockey. You’re not even white anymore
>>219797270Neither are we
Changed my name to Wupple Fromen
Good morning
Bro my heart is beating out of my chest. I'm a grown man and I still get panic attacks over any major change in my life like just moving to a new city, and get anxious when meeting new people, it is so pathetic, and I don't want to take benzos ever again to deal with them because of the hell that was getting off them the first time.
>>219797689Saar
>>219797724Would you say you have FOMO from unfulfilled aspirations, vocational and intimate, and are meanwhile coming to grips with the inevitability of growing old and needing to capitalize on achievements before it's too late?
wvlked to the grocery store as wellwhat a productive little day and I've only been awake 2.5 hours
>>219798008You walked somewhere? Ah, you must be a fellow New Yorker!
>>219797001Addicted?
I want to have a black mercury marauder in my country
Happy 4:20 AM /cum/mers!!!!!!
I want to fucking die
My dad wants me to wake him up in 4 hours but he pissed his pants and passed out drunk like 10 minutes ago. Idek if I should wake up for the alarm because it's so unlikely.
https://twitter.com/i/status/2030370799664660520holy FVCK
>>219797947YES not that anon but YES YES ONE THOUSAND TIMES YES
>>219798723Isn't the C-RAM basically an advanced machine gun? I've seen videos of Ukrainian troops (on the ground) targeting Russian jets with it.
Some people are literally chinese
so many cute sexy mommas and i am not having sex with any of them today
>>219799080One day
Heard a faint, but distinct "thump thump thump" from neighbors playing music while I was moving into the new place last nightits over my life is over
At the church Some idiot keeps taking sheet music out of the binder and putting it out of order, bringing it to the other church, or simply not returning it
>>219799652two can play at that game*starts blasting gay porn*
Imagine if you saw me and there was a storm swirling around my head and you saw my eyes roll back and I started levitating and I said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
um theres a tornado lol.... my internet connection still works thougheverbeit.......
pls bump>>219800365>>219800365>>219800365
hello. time for church
>>219800886Make sure you audibly chuckle when the priest says "bosom"
I got drunk last night and this daylight savings bullshit robbed me of an hour of honey-hearted sleep. Now I'm m at work, angry
>>219800886I'm heading there
>>219801000pray for everyone
>>219799706found the israeli
It sure is windy
>>219801027Yeah I already went to a Catholic service
pray for deez nuts
I am starving
>>219801332back in the ancient times, men would hold each other's peckers say a prayer to the fertility gods.
>boy band but with girl singera shocking synthesis
>>219796795>midnight>as the clock chimes twelve, your bird departs>its wings carry away all your rizz>the ladies soon take their leavemoral of the story: enchanted armour is not a long term dating strategy
Had a dream a Russian woman was using me to get free food
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
I've been making phone calls for at least like 18 years now and I still feel like an awkward troglodyte every single time
>>21980270318 years and no growth if I was your boss your ass would be fired
>>219802735fn thinks I work in a call center
>>219802756Shut up hoe
Drinking in the park
What up my juggalettes
>>219799024Source??
/cum/ air force emblems
i got that :3 in me
drinking coffee award
>>219803965Chicano confirmed. Mexicans only drink jarritos and coca cola.
>>219803965i have this award too
>>219803694Whoever designed Mexico's emblem should have their face cut off
>>219804082>>219804110look at my kittin
>>219804255PreciosX gatitX
>>219804255Cute cat I wanna pretend to be mildly annoyed as it climbs up on me while I'm trying to sleep but then cave in and cuddle with it anyway
>>219804124Only the navy one doesn't fit. At least use the same template
>>219795149Cumtown is the epitome of safe edgy they're total fags never liked them
>>219804290>>219804361he's alright
>>219797154Do nafris dress like that?
>>219797101Lol
>>219804124I like it the aztec look is cool
>>219804124LMAO
>>219804255qt
back from church
Woooooooo less doo ett!!!!!!!
>>219804949i need that
>>219804647All zoomers do
Am I seriously gonna spend all day smoking weed and drinking coffee? Ok.
I thought I had coffee at work but then I got here and found out I'm out now I have to just rawdog work At least nobody is here today
downloaded defender control so I can free up a small amount of system resources in exchange for complete and utter vulnerability to viruses and malware.. award
tired already
>>219804647Yes and they tie up a significant amount of their self confidence in those kinds of jackets, as it embellishes their silhouette and makes them appear bigger than they are
>>219805142Anti-viruses are the real viruses when you think about it
i'm an ugly disgusting incel freak no women should like me but i wish they would
my problem isn't appearence it's personality and mental illness
>>219804812i asked you like 20 times to pray for me and not once have you done it. you are a bad christian
>>219805447my problem is all of these and more
>>219805477Dog fucking isnt very christian either. Maybe you should confess about that to your priest
Iran is getting a new supreme leader I'm so freaking stoked and excited bros fingers crossed but i really hope it will be Khomeini's son
went out and saw the most gorgeous white girl, like instagram model tier
>>219805588She probably fucks women
the cars they own does not reflect the rental cost of that house
BBC Supremacy.
why is he like this?
Portfolio dipped down by like 2kGoing to try and buy a ton while market is crashing once next paycheck hits
Eat your sea bug, Jimmy
>>219795645kek you just KNOW she owns a black dildo
>>219805872fatherbergstein will gladly eat like 6 of those
>>219795645im gonna lick her titties raw
breakfast for lunch
>>219795645What's her name
>>219805907That's disgusting
>>219795645I love her glasses not even memeing. I get the biggest possible frames too.
>>219805588cringe simp
Why dont Americans develop psychic powers to stop bullets are you guys so fat and dumb?
Browns the world over are fucking flipping out
>>219806024nah.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dykC-JR9BNQ
i love poop
>>219806168Good morning saar
War and explosions and murders and stuff like that is really coolImagine how boring life would be if there was always peace
Kim Novak was so sexy. She's still alive too, though she turned herself into Mayor McCheese
>>219806204People who whine about PTSD are fucking pussies. I played MW2 and I had a great time doming hadjis.
Gimme 2 fat tabs and 3 shrooms and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
>>219806306kit kot
>>219805530He’ll be blasted to bits in a week
Just cut my fingernails.
>>219806343i look like this. do you look like this?
Another Ayatollah
The American and Israeli governments hate children that's why they're doing this war
>>219806348The brightest stars burn the fastest
>>219806248my fav part of MW2 was the part where i get to be a Russian terrorist just spraying down civvies at an airport that was prety epic
>>219806397my kit looks like this
>>219806491meow
>>219806484You were a CIA spook larping as a russian terrorist though, is that more or less based?
>>219806550Freedom ain't free
free?? haha ford mustang
For me? It's the Bosnian war.
My grade nine socials teacher showed the class the film Wag the Dog and I've been noided ever since.
That movie changed the way I looked at anything the government said
ngl the mustang crossovers look kind of coolmostly I just like the design language, it's like how the jeep renegade has all that jeep larp shit on it
>>219806744they released a new mustang?
Good morning sirs
>>219794875It actually stands for Highschool Disney XD
>>219806484I think that part made me cry
>>219806744I never liked mustangs I was always partial to the Mach 1
Why would a Romanian flag need a trip code, he's the only Romanian here. What a fucking egotistical douchebag lol
We're already in March???
>>219806919yuh
>>219806830Bitch made
>>219806777it's been out for yearsand there was a bunch of backlash because it's pig fat and not a real mustang
>>219807037that? oh that's not a mustang. that's some ford electric doohickey
>>219806875I used to have a plugin which automatically filtered namefags, if I still had it I'd give it to you :(
Well hello there
>>219807210HelloYou foolI love youCome on join the Joyriiiiiiide
>>219807243They were a swedish band, you knowhttps://youtu.be/UG74gIbqskk?si=ucvBM3noRjdS21a_
fuck ass cunt dick shit
Denounce Lucifer
>>219807305why?
just farted
>>219807388translate
>>219807388>teen de 23 añossure
Big tiddy hippie gf
Why are they all fat
>>219806484In Germany you were only allowed to be a spectatorIf you pulled the trigger and shot anywhere it was game over
>>219807594They shouldve released an alternate version with knives instead of assault rifles for Euros
I wonder what Chris Chan is doing these days
My penis..*thousands clap*
O soave fanciulla, o dolce viso di mite circonfuso alba lunaaaaaaaaaaarin te, vivo ravviso il sogno ch'io VORREI SEMPRE SOGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>219806306phwoarcute kittington
infactSEVERALgud kittingtontization>>219806693s
>>219806484this was back when cod had an anti-war message
Gonna pop the question tonight
Picked the wrong night not to get a full night's sleep
>>219807388trannitor wnbaw
I coulda been somebody, I coulda been a contender
>>219804500>Cumtown is the epitome of safe edgy they're total fags never liked themI say that all the time on /tv/ that they came out of the woodwork from "weird" twitter and Something Awful and everybody shouted me down saying "nuh-uh, they're originalfags that used the 'chan back in the day!"
>>219806109>SudanI assume you've developed this power?
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHyour SEX is on fire
Dragostea Din Tei
>>219808160
>>219808160it is done
>>219808241OMG IT WAS PIKACHU!!!!!
Addo stann tutte quante I guess Sundays are slow...
face hurts from sunburn
How does one go about fighting picrel?
Nothing in my life is ever going to change for the better
>>219808411You win them over with belly rubs and fish
Being exposed to third worlders on the internet has radicalized me infinitely more than anything I've seen on this website
>>219808611AI was like crack to them, I feel like they were a lot funnier/less annoying when they made their own stuff or were stupid/crazy on their own
Guess the country
>>219808648A lot of them didn't even have internet access 5-10 years ago
>>219808680Aztlan
>>219808611Being exposed to them irl is even worse Go to the Shartmart you may as well be in latin america
>>219808360
hoodie shrank by a couple centimeters again cause i left my stuff in the dryer and the mom-berg ran the dryer againFucking hell
>>219808815Hate that Twatter style of writing, but it is true same as the people crying about how they're going to get drafted. Not going to happen
>>219808815Good goy
I am evil
>>219808804>Being exposed to them irl is even worseI want to get out of my state for this reason. It might as well be Mexico at this point but my parents are willing to shrug it off because they grew up here. They're so annoying and it's clearly starting to affect our politics.
>>219808940You are just gay Brian
>>219808815I think some millennial did die
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