Four Lions (2010) edition
an hour of my life was stolen from me by the big daylight savings cabal
>>219796914Brother Barry
my gf and sister both have the same name (zoe) and it gets quite awkward sometimes especially when we go back for christmas
>>219796914
>>219796914is this that film where that rasheed lad pretends to blow himself up in a lecture hall to prove a point but it's only party poppers?
Charlotte is a monstrously slaggy name, don't blame you for renaming her mate
>>219796934thank for you supporting the australian music industry (bet you didn't know rick springfield is australian)
>>219796919charlotte is aristocratic. All your shortenings are worse than her actual name.
me at the beach
Highly Shaggable
good morning
>>219796945believe sofor me, it's rubber dinghy rapids bro
>>219796960if you say so, reminds me of those slaggy british girls that shag everyone
reckon all women can be shagged within reason
>>219796977I think you're thinking of Chantelle or some such
supporting the australian LGBTQ+ music industryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqhJ4C2FYIc
What did he mean by this.>>219796896
>>219796944Rorke's dad slamming the table and poo roaring
>>219796988nah nah definitely charlotteremember that girl from inbetweeners who even tried to shag will?
>>219796980depends on optimisation of willy size and fanny depth
nice to see yooo
only charlotte i knew was a goth girl who didn't mind a bit of double parking in her driveway
Right will that's the three week trip to Pakistan with a two night stop over in Oman on the way bloody well booked then isn't it
so next iranian leader is just the last fella's sonvery lame must say. just another kingdom. saudi arabia or north korea-tier. iran seemed cool cause they somehow managed to avoid that with the first leader, they seemed actually ideologically motivated not just opportunists
nth for Yuno
no one really helped me in /adv/ very poor advice
*parries the gay bum rape attack*
>>219797013sounds about right
i know i don't have the best bum in the world but that's no reason for this poo to be so stubbornly uncooperativeif anything it should be happy to be getting out of there
>>219797000Charlotte is one of those names that bender dads give their autistic daughtersThe lasses I knew called Charlotte were middle class spazzes who pissed themselves in assembly
>>219797017i too enjoy that song by neotokio3
>>219797013what does double park mean
haven't taken my medicine in ages
Proper upstanding Australian girl names>Frankie>Jackie>Georgie
GARLIC BREAD
>>219797016Tell us more about your vast knowledge of Iran's ideological motivations and the inner workings of their political system Dr Rorke
me watching the kerfuffle
>>219797013> double parking in her drivewayonly way to interpret this double entendre is that this normal goth girl you knew supposedly also partook in double penetration i.e 2 willies in her fanny at the same timewhich seems pretty far fetched if I'm being honest. Like yeah it happens in pornography but I'm not convinced you knew some bird who took two willies at the same time (at least not in the same hole). That's not a thing which happens in real life.
just seen a tweet from a yank claiming that pints in spoons in central london cost £3.50fuark off
used to have a girl named chloe whom everyone called chlobo
>>219797043
>>219797042What about>Aussie
went to school with a lad called Nigger
>>219797057spastic
am such a good detective that sometimes i solve mysteries while blackout drunk and don't remember i did until i find my notes a few days later
>I've met someone whose name was fred and he was ginger>from this I can infer that all people called fred are gingerwhy are so many people like this now?
i go italy for she
>>219797060I've paid over five quid at Liverpool Street spoons
Have you ever had bovril?
happy international women's day
what’s your SnapchatI don’t have SnapchatOh Instagram thenOh I don’t have that either
>>219797086It’s cute when Italians wear blue contact lenses
>>219797077greetings fellow Dulwich College alumni
did the man fall through the bardid the man do the silly walkdid the man say garlic breaddid the man order 4 naansdid the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handlesdid the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impressionah yes. british "comedy"
this video will make all your sphincters RUPTURE in 5 minutes
Only person in the mexican restaurant getting a breakfast burrito and a flat white.
>>219797096>just remembered that time a black girl asked me for my Bebo addy in 2006>told her I didnt have one>she shouted REJECT in front of the whole classAnd they wonder why I’m racist as an adult.
>>219797084there was literally 10 freds with ginger hair in my class and they were all autistic and pissed themslevs!
>am such a good detective that sometimes i solve mysteries while blackout drunk and don't remember i did until i find my notes a few days later
>>219797108
Been trying to understand these middle east disagreements. can someone explain who the goodies are?
Most shaggable name?
>>219796914You realise if I don’t come with you to Pakistan bro, islam is FINISHED
>>219797060Probably whatever garbage real ale of the week is on.
>>219797084fred weasley is ginger so the evidence is staking up
>>219797132all my homies hate iran
>>219797128I came just looking at the picture. Shit at these games me.
>>219797113she's absolutely done you there
>>219797135lucy
>>219797132Israel are the Galactic RepublicIran are The Empire Strikes BackSEALS are Jedi
>>219797132Oil price line went up during Ukraine war.Oil price line went back down again, so now we need another war.Oil company jews need a bigger dividend from Shell and Vitol in time for Hannukah this year.Goyim lives don’t matter.
>>219797152homies on the kibbutz
>>219797084Wait until you notice that the average person genuinely can't tell the difference between 'most' and 'all'.
>>219797132
>>219797158Still haven’t recovered really
>>219796914this film is so funny
>>219797140>using the word garbage >knocking real aleYank brained freak
cup of green tea getting the wheels turning
>>219797163I don't buy oil so this doesn't affect me though>>219797162jedis are the good ones?
SWORDS AND SANDALSGLADIATOOOOORgladiator gladiator gladiator gladiator
>>219797186poof drink
Joocy arse cheeks
>>219797171explain in pop girl terms
>>219797186freak
>>219797132Yanks were tricked AGAIN in to jewish lies and now they think they're bombing a "terrorist state" despite not even being the same Islam as the extremists and not even being the biggest financial supporter of islamist extremism
>>219797171Ahhhh now it makes senseSo Khomani was Voldemort?
Debris from an aerial interception destroyed a Dubai chocolate factory
The goyim have gone insane
>>219797206and the labubu's?
>>219797198
>>219797206labubu noooo
>>219797171For LOTR benders edition
>>219797201>and not even being the biggest financial supporter of islamist extremismThe MET foils Iran sponsored terrorist plots every single month
>>219797213explain in terms of /brit/ personalities
Wait is there actually a war on?
Kaho Shibuya shaking her tits: wank on the agenda
you reckon when people have a child right, and they go to decide what its name is going to be, surely whichever name they give the child has some personal meaning to at least one of the parents?like I can't imagine naming my child a name that doesn't have some positive connotation in my own memory. A boy would get a name of someone I knew who was extremely sound, a girl would get a name of a girl I once liked. Does everyone do that or do some people just choose a random name they like the sound of?
>>219797213is taytay israel or iran
Just realisaed Epstein was jewishSeems so obvious now
Scran innit
>>219797197
>>219797229Don't worry babe
>>219797219Islamist terrorism is a Sunni Islam problem, Wahhabism and Salafism are sects of Sunni Islam, not Shia Islam.
>>219797218for my pingu heads out there
>>219797238snowbunny wid a bbl
>>219797235penggg
>>219797238simply built for it
need a mccubbin gf
>>219797232Not at all. 99% of people just name their child whatever is popular or sounds nice to them. Katie Price named her daughter after a can of deodorant.
>>219797235don't need chips with thatobese britain waddles on
Hope an American aircraft carrier gets sunk
outfit of the day
>>219797268grow up
>>219797265yeah but Katie Price is thick as mince I mean real peole. Ensouled people.
>>219797235used to drink that encona stuff straight out the bottle to get a rush of endorphins
>>219797243>pingu is israel Blatant yid propaganda
>>219797232people called their daughter khaleesi because of game of thrones then that character started killing everyone and turned into the baddie haha
>>219797294Elves on the right Dwarves on the left
>>219797294would rather be in beirut desu
>>219797295true
bring me your daughterbring me your daughter to the slaughter
ted dancing
>>219797306A lot of girls called Aria/Arya/Ariana now too >>219797295You just know
How does she get out?
Actually mental to think state issued girlfriend automatons are just around the corner. Will be shagging one before 2030.
got four lions on
>>219797332>£15 candles>8 quid jam jars>£25 bouquets I’m not fucking made of money luv
>>219797332Fuck do you mean
>>219797294SEX SEX SEX
filtering the aussie spastic now, shame really. they used to be quite funny but this fat abbo retard ruined their rep
>>219797334the technology isn't there yet. In 100 years maybe.
might wwrite a birthday card
>>219797238She’s so mid
How many cockneys have you met in your lifetime? I mean real, East End, White British cockneys. I’ve only met about 3. Granted, I don’t live in London.But I’d like a proper Cockney census.
wonder what the rootless international cabal of scheming hook nosed usurious yid bastards have in store for us today.
>>219797275Fucking bitch.
>>219797356chinese dancing robot + boobies + alexa telling me I'm funny
Rape. Funny.
>>219797375wonderfully put x
Women owe me sex
>>219797352
off to training camp in pakistan, you want anything?
Starting to prefer Bayne’s over Greggs. This realisation has caused a major psychological upheaval for me.
i fuck arses
joining my man stan for another day in our city of dreams
odds showerevens coffee number 2 and a croissantdubs 10 mins on the exercise bike
>>219797408who fucks arses
in two minds if i should wank oir not
>>219797398fascinating. your photo has the four major face phenotypes of american woman. might send it to my anthropologist.
>>219797428Maybe he fucks arses
studying gay porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fHl9bxVT58literally going through this right now with the proto, except without all the contrived dad-dick-punching jokes (although he did have kidney stones recently)
Dr Gay Porn
>>219797429Dont bother lad. It’ll just make you hungry and tired.
researching gay sex
they want us erasedsubmerged under mirpuris and yorubas
back to work at the electroplating factory tomorrow
>>219796914>>219797176It's a good film but Rorke will forever seethe about it because it makes light-hearted jokes about Islamic extremism, when Rorke believes that any media regarding Islamic extremism must declare that "it's over" and the only way for "the West" to survive is to deport all brown people
>>219797492gibberish
it is wrong that having a "personality disorder" makes doctors want to chemically lobotomise you
>>219797478Sex with mirpuri slags
it's terrible what we donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elw81XyskJQ
containing a gay sex outbreak
>>219797488commiemong died in the electroplating factoryhe fell into a vat and when they pulled him out he was plated in 0.5mm thick copper sheetingnun he culd do about it
Can't wank anymore. Snapped my banjo string with the current missus somehow, and now I get a tight foreskin. Might be the rubbers as she won't go on the pill.Fuck my life lads.
>>219797492Trvke. Dunno why so many people become humourless cunts when the topic of Islam is broached. What happened to poking fun.
>>219797511psychiatry is about as scientific as astrology
rorkecounter update in 20 minutes
>>219797295probably stinks
had honestly forgot about commiemongmental how blokes will full on dedicate themselves to cultivating these "personalities" but one day they stop posting and never get mentioned again outside of one "remember that loser" post every 6 months
>>219797539ha! too bloody right
gfberg's very un-ambitious, and as much as i like the idea of having a tradwife i still get the ick
drinking tea from a sports direct mug
Any of you ever shagged a Paki or Indian bird? Had a Paki girl who was obsessed with me. No tits but very plump arse. She let me feel it a few times. Her dad ended up smashing her phone up when he caught us sexting, never heard from her again.
>>219797539Can't stand Libertarians
>>219797561yeah she does look like she smells
>>219797562from left to right1. male2. female3. male
Got myself some expensive chocolate with croissant in it. S'alright.
Screaming
>>219797576
>>219797574aha ktimmy ex was very ambitious and put her career over everything else and really achieved a lot for it, her work got exhibited in the national gallery in London (some statue made of bin bags) and she got loads of connections in the art worldcurrent gf is fine just being a low ranking customer rep for the next 30 years it not right
>>219797562
>>219797511In the strict sense, actual personality disorders are supposed to be treatment resistent and not responding to medication is pretty much a qualifying criteria for being diagnosed with one.What drugs can you give someone with BPD or narcissism to 'cure' them? None. What drugs have been proven effective for schizoid personality disorder? None. What drugs cure psychopathy i.e antisocial personality disorder? None.That said, I don't doubt for a second there are millions of people cutting about with PD diagnoses who are also doped to the gills on the pharmaceutical jew, which does absolutely FUCK ALL.
>>219797539The spectator aka number one yid rag So sick of jews constantly whingeingGo to fucking Israel if the YOOKAY is so scawy
>>219797605can't stand that long streak of piss
Went to car boot
>>219797622>all the spies for Iran in Britain are members of the Jewish communityAbsolutely cannot fucking make this stuff up lmao x
>>219797635that hedge trimmer looks alri
>>219797635any good tat?
>>219797615mine won't even get a job at all, doesn't even have any hobbiesbitch had better learned to cook at least
>>219797619so that's why it hurt so bad when i gave birth
>>219797619steelhead baby. right.
>>219797539Funny how people like this aren't willing to volunteer for war themselves but they're happy to volunteer others
>>219797635Shaggable
>>219797635
>>219797635hope you find something nice to cheer you up after the tigers got mauled by the lions
shall be leaving the cat by herself for a bithope she doesnt burn the flat down whole i'm gone
>>219797670Rorke's mum selling his video collection
>>219797635Err mate, can see you in the car mirror's reflection......
>>219797615was the career bird a real ballbuster though? that would annoy me even more than one that does nothing
>>219797635Love the pics from Walton street market lad I used to live round the corner and go there every Sunday and Wednesday first thing. Some right bargains there
get it read
>>219797635A lot of Masonic imagery in this picture
>>219797670How much for the Hitler tapes?How about a tenner for the lot and you throw in three heels for me?I know, I dont plan on wearing them
ravenous beast
>>219797718screaming
>>219797635image is so british i felt it in my soul
>>219797729malewould after a pint
>>219797635get it droned
proto-gf is 4 years younger than me but she was the oldest of 3 kids while i was the youngest of 3 kids so now we have this weird dynamic where we each treat each other like irresponsible little shits
want a male gf for the companionshipfemale gf for the rest
>>219797241Are you really suggesting extremism isn't an issue within Shia Islam? Your point about Sunni extremism also doesn't negate the fact that Iran does fund terrorist plots abroad including many in the UK
>>219797712not really, she was very nice to me most of the time. I was a little younger than her and didn't share the same level of motivation but she didn't make a big deal of it. Unfortunately neither of us put very much effort into the relationship and it ended when she moved, oh well. She once told me love was the least important thing in her life (after career, family, friends) so it was kind of predictablecurrent gf is probably the other way around, doesn't care or want to work but will put loads of effort and expectations into our relationship to the level it's almost suffocating
rorke and his asian missus vs leftypol and his gf's black boyfriend
>>219797635>Muslims and Brits cant exist cohesivel-ACKShow this picture to Reformongs
>>219797769gone and fucked it and forgot the bloody picture
>>219797749Silly thing to post, this. People have had door knocks for less. Act your age.
>>219797670could make a cracking collage with the coversrest in the bin
>>219797773wow
>>219797765Alri Bibi, back in your shelter.
the london pakis are arguing about Islamic schools of jurisprudescence again I see
>>219797407baynes has always been better than greggs but they lost points by trying to copy greggs style sausage rollstheir doghnuts are better by far, yum yums second to none, and they have the sous lug.
almost time for tescostein where i'll run the gaunlet of old people, fatties, disableds and foreigners, to aquire foodberg so i can continue lifetoil
happy international bitch's day to all the bitch cunts and whores of the worldt. incel
So this is leftypol
schools of juicy poo dance
>>219797803Can’t imagine shopping in the Tesco jew for my horsemeat burger. M&S prices for Farmfoods tier slop.
>>219797803just don'tyou'd be surprised how much you can go without.
Had a very nice dream in which I was resting my head on my oneitis' lap while she played with my hairGoing to be miserable for a couple of days now
>>219797820that's sad where was this
>>219797803I go as soon as I wake up to dodge the mong waveat least it's better than after 5pm when its full of toilers, drug addicts, and blacks
https://youtu.be/AVsNg1ZH3R8some peak autism kino here.
>>219797837can't even get a shag in my own actual dreams these daysdream of stuff like being at a party and not knowing anyone and leaving early
>>219797820I don't get the connection. "This bloke tried to rape me... Anyway time for a drunken swim in the duck pond "Or is it implying that he was drowned on purpose by the bloke who tried to rape him? Or by his gf who was disgusted with him for not battering a bum rapist?
I would eat her poo.
Look at size of that dog
Woke up this morning and my face is all swollen. Got a broken molar and tooth abscess. Local dentist wants to charge me 200 quid for a simple extraction. Oh my days.
>>219797887any good books for sale?
>>219797889Pliers
>>219797887he's a big guy
>>219797887Jeffrey Epstein hiding in the van there
>>219797887is he for sale?
>>219797889my dentist has been purchased by a private equity group which i'm sure will be a good thing
>>219797887great danes only live 6 or 7 years on averageshould let them know their dog is gonna kick the bucket pretty soon
remember when the nanny state told leftypol to stop feeding the ducks and they all died because bread is the only food they get really and the only ducks that survived were fed by rorkemen against the orders of the so-called state
>>219797865phwoar
>>219797925Powerful.
>>219797925no they died because somalians started eating them or something (according to rorke)
noticing there's not a lot of diversity at the car boot sale. What can we do to increase the representation of the black, queer and trans community at car boot sales?
>>219797887Looks like a great dane
>Woke up this morning and my face is all swollen. Got a broken molar and tooth abscess.
Innit weird how he replies to himself with the same distinct sort of filename to create a false sense of popularity for his post
they vaxxed the ducks because of that bird flu so it's no surprise they've dropped dead
>>219797936Just like the Haitians ate all our cats. And the Jamaican aunties sacrificed all our chickens to Jah. Vote Restore.
what's the charge? Eating a succulent public duck?
>>219797865the grimmest thing is where you see little kids with fat parentsbecause you KNOW the parents are going to give them shit to eat and they'll get fat in a few years
>>219797954He'll get the mousecord to reply to it next.
>>219797921>here mate... MATE!>yes son see anything you like?>that dog's gonna die
>>219797943wouldn't go that far more of a decent dane
very very addicted to p0rnif there's nothing new to watch i search for upscaled scenes from back in the day
>>219797945squealing
>>219797966>two mice have been given a fecal bacterial transplant from twin humans. one of twins was obese, other was lean.>mice were separated and then fed exact same (high fiber) diets>mouse with fat dude microbiota got fat>mouse with lean dude microbiota remained leanObesity is mainly caused by gut microbiome. Fat parents make fat kids because their gut bacteria is basically inherited.
>>219797865who is this a crime against?
>>219797954who is "he"?
>>219797980Any good suggestions? I don’t wank anymore I just watch porn to pass the time. >>219797937Pakis and chavs how much more diverse do you want it lad
>>219797954yeah he does it all the timeit's the filename sort from Facebook btw
>>219797971creasing
>>219797954HOWLING properly called him out on it as well.
if 2 of the most powerful men in the world were fighting over virginia guiffre doesn't that make her the real elite. how do women pretend to be the oppressed minority
>>219797954vagueposting melty detected
>>219797994it lush
>>219797960hatians do actually eat cats, africans sacrifice childen in voodoo rituals, the migrants do eat the swans and the ducks, asians do actually eat dogs
>>219797936Was proven that migrants were eating swans however
>>219797991bollocks
>>219798037Young blonde girls and Semitic pedophiles are the main characters of this world.The rest of us are just sitting in the cuck chair as observers.
>>219798066>pedophilesFOY
>>219798050>rorke took the bait again >>219798046Love that this artist’s entire schtick is having one long melty over people experiencing reasonably priced pleasure.
>>219797991yet those TWINS didn't inherit the same microbiome?
HHL is in here stinking the place up. Vile Mackem cunt.
david's dead
>>219798098>HHL is in hereyeah figured as muchserved his ban
me on the right
>>219798046>noooo you cant get a cheap haircut and smoke a vape>nooo you cant enjoy a sausage woll and eat reese’s pieces and have a wank>you’ve got to be constantly angry, patriotic and bitter about the past like meeeeee
Greggs is actually performing really poorly as a business btw
I ate dog in China and it was not very nice
>>219798143because of fat jabs
>>219798122Let’s see what the artist who drew these sarky metacommentaries of British life looks like then. Probably an anorexic poof.
shoplifters doing massive damage to greggs, we must defend it
mad when they're not man enough to reply to the posts they're posting about
>>219798143it's shit and is a major cope
im famed locally for my over the horizon awareness
he said to no one in particular
>>219798143Really?
me?
>>219798151in China I ate:>frog (tiny bones, tasted ok)>pig's head (too fatty)>cow guts (very nice)>duck blood (like tofu, no taste)>sheep lungs (awful texture and taste, don't recommend)>yak (delicious)I saw a good few restaurants with dog and some people selling it by the side of the road but didn't want to try it
>>219798230you get a chance to sample the oriental women?sexually I mean, not eat them
>>219798250...yh
>>219798104why did she chimp out like that
>>219798151One of the most harrowing pics I've ever seen online was of a little east asian girl about 5 years old bawling her eyes out hugging a big cuddly dog that'd had it's neck sliced. Obviously it was being slaughtered ready to eaten. Dunno if the parents took the pic because they thought it was funny or if someone wanted to show up how callous this family was or what. I'll never forget the look on that girls face.
tony soprano asked a good question lads, where indeed do you get your balls?
so well anyway whos making the new?
how do i train myself not to flinch
Was the new thread made by a flag I've got filtered then or what
>>219798224the higher they go the harder it gets to beat last quarter's sales
>>219798354starmer said we aren't allowed news
>>219798338>>219798338>>219798338>>219798338>>219798338>>219798338>>219798338
