Ummah edition
>>219798225
don't understand this joke as i don't understand muslims
>>219798338the ibadidem
>>219798374It’s about how brown South Asian Muslims glaze and worship Arabs even though Arabs don’t give a fuck about them and are barely religious in any genuine sense.
>>219798379sex eyes on the right
i'm a plump little man
putting a fibonacci spiral over a picture of my face to convince myself i'm not hideous
when's the last time you went for a run, you fat cunt?
>>219798435Stop eating so much Rorke you little fatty boomboom
>>219798435ktim
rorke on tour on mumsnet
grim when you get to the airport and can immediately tell who is getting on the benidorm/lanzarote flights
>>219798454Screamin Probably only wants to date them for their kids innit
>>219798444im running from my responsibilities every day
On a train and definitely need to have a gnarly hangover shit.
I also saw some nomadic Kyrgyz people slaughter a sheep and butcher it quite gruesome unfortunately I didn't get to eat any of it
>>219798467The Ryanair/Easyjet pikeys. Just say it man. Call a spade a spade.
Keep having tough poos that feel like I'm shitting a tree branchWhy must I go through this torture
>>219798467for me it's the difference between the sexy tanned people you see at the airport in a foreign country vs the malnourished poors you see when you arrive back home. there's something not right with british people
>>219798481Don’t you dare
>>219798472why?>>219798490think you're supposed to call them people of african heritage now
Well lads I managed it>Up at 3:30>Watched the F1 >Headed out to my local area to pick up litter>Managed to fill 2 big bags Feeling very good right now, even got a "good on ya mate" from a jogger. Took forever though
no more widdle in me gob
Just one more cool jacket then I’ll be set..
>>219798512silly rorke, we could have paid a somalian to do that!
>>219798506You know I had to do it to 'em
Hahaha i just realized there are no white bongers left posting on /brit/. Muslims have officially conquered the UK. Weird times.
>>219798517get them housed fed and wanked
>>219798512the littering in this country is shamefulcertain demographics are worse for it but you won't see that on the BBC
>>219798517Great news for the gig economy. Need more lads on ebikes delivering slop.
>>219798517please make it stop
>>219798522*never wears it*
>>219798529Muslims are whiter than Americans at this stage
>>219798529gonna debunk your post when i'm back from mosque
i hope they move a load of muslims and blacks into my shit town so the house prices go up and i can sell my house for loads of money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJ0UvyCLr8
>>219798560where will you move to?
>>219798517hell on earth
>>219798547KTIM!!!!’
>>219798579Stoke on Trent
have to go to another class later today and its one of those ones that make you sit on beanbags instead of chairs and you need to take your shoes off
Me and my mates got a bollocking at Alton Towers by the staff because we kept repeating 'Rubber Dinghy Rapids' like off of Four Lions.
networthberg has been stuck under 400k for months
Quite a turn.
>>21979860027 years old you were
>>219798610take the piss
>>219798599You finally learning the alphabet and how to sing the rainbow song?
>>219798642SCROM!
tried a mcspicy yesterdayit was too spicy for me to finish, such is the life of a spicelet
>>219798272is it true what they say?
>>219798540The other day I saw one throw an empty coke can onto my neighbour's grass during a food deliveryJust can't fathom how these filthy cunts think
>>219798642sent me flying into the smiling sun i drew a picture of
>>219798678Sun has got his hat on lad, hip hip hip hooray
>>219798579fulham
>>219798502i no longer care for english "roses", we must import a trillion latina/med whores IMMEDIATELY!
the dream spanish gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmVV_pfkiA8
chappel roan has a rather round arsewonder if a bbc has ever clapped her cheeks
>>219798483Not half as grousing as what happens in a abattoir
Need to go Japan and get gaijin hunted and drained of my spermules
just closed the window just now
there's an argument to be made for state-sanctioned sunbedslet's be honest these placebo Vitamin D pills aren't it. 1000IU, 10,000IU, it's all pure dogwater. Does nothing.
>>219798750Bit nippy was it lad?
>>219798752just get a chicken light
day 9 of the special 1 day operation epstein fury to liberate iran and bring about the 2nd cooming of the messiah Donald J Trump.
>>219798752/brit/ isnt ready for this trvke
>>219798752you should never use sunbeds or expose any skin to the sun. a sun tan means damage and cancer.
>>219798668not really, the only differences from english birds is that they have small chebs and usually don't shave their fannards
>>219798740Can count the amount of Japanese women I’ve seen with white niggas on one hand
>>219798780I've heard there's a certain group that fears the indoor chicken farmer
*opens ledger and dips quill in inkwell*"sunday 11:30 horrible bunch of boring cunts"*closes ledger*
>>219798786Do NOT go outside in the sun. Stay inside on your computer all day otherwise you will get cancer and die.
>>219798786just ask all those pasty white Europeans thar moved to the middle east in 1948, ig wait nevermind theyre all dead kek
>>219798783>At least 394, including 83 children, killed in Israeli attacks on Lebanon: Health Ministrywhy are they like this
>>219798776yh
Bros name is hairy man anus
It’s always fucking something isnt it. Cant take it anymore quite frankly.
>>219798839why do footballers age so quickly you never see twinks runnimg around
>>219798797Presumably because you can't count higher than 5 haha
still need to acquire a perfect panther peltonline guides have been dogshit
>>219798853They run marathons every match Not Spurs players though because they're shit but proper players do
Utter bollocks
>>219798560>so the house prices go up
>>219798797probably cause you cant see properly through your slanted eyes
>>219798821its called war matepeople die yeah
*gets out electronic personal organizer**tries to figure out how to make a note**somehow get stuck in the calendar**acidentally set off the alarm**can't turn it off**takes out battery and avoids eye contact with everyone else in the thread*Made a right fucking mess of that one
tell ya knowledge proper good
Tight little Japanese fannies
>>219798867what have "kurds" contributed to the world outside of digging terrorist caves (barbershops) all over london?
>Iran held a mass funeral ceremony for 165 schoolgirls and staff killed on Saturday in what Iran has described as a United States-Israeli attack on a girls’ school in the southern city of Minab.why are they bombing schools though?
>>219798886>electronic personal organizerits not 2002 mate
Is it true that Orientals have sideways fannies and that they have dirty knees
>>219798906Well how come the other cunt is allowed to use a quill and ledger? What's the cut off for old technology
>>219798902SNIS-937
>>219798905israelis are involved, do you really need to ask?
I Ran (so far away)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h7hcK6pFs
>>219798899see loads of these kinds of blokes on instagram reels lately cause my mate's got into the fucking raw diets
>>219798905sacrifice to baal
>>219798941
you giving me batty chirps bro?you calling me a whammer?fucking boy George
>>219798905Probably demoralisation. Same reason the allies firebombed Dresden etc. Just start ruthlessly slaughtering civilians, preferably in the most horrific and evil way possible, in massive numbers, until the enemy are too depressed to fight back. Then you can enslave them (or whatever). As long as you win you can write the history books about it and now you were the good guys all along.
>>219798954Mudberg
Doing an incelwalk in the countryside
Canadians, are you as full of Pakis as we are?
>>219799000think they only import indians, their get their muslim quota by shoving nafris into quebec
>>219798997with /brit/ open 6 inches away from.your face no doubt
>>219798975Is that John what's his name who did those hilarious songs about only having sex with vegan girls? What's his name???
Can't wait until they allow emojis on 4chan, it'll be fire fire fire 100
>>219798397saudi arabians are just heretic.
>>219799016literally have done this
>>219798997I normally go about 3pm*winks*
>>219798797probably because you don't go outside
you giving me batty chirps bro?
>>219799032me too brother
>>219798923thems the rulesi dont make them up, speak to the manager
celtic must be playing today and or about to win the league today as I've seen no less than 2 men wearing celtic shirts
>>219799052Manager can suck my aubergine emoji
>>219798886I enjoyed this post
>>219799050nowt wrong with it i reckon
>>219799022nah he's a latvian weirdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6bXYGwKAT8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TseuoePz16g
>>219799061what part of ireland are you in
>>219799084Takes one to know one
contrary to that other post i think this is a fine group of posters assembled here. ive seen it much much worse
happy international women's day
Cold out. Irish whedder. Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do. Maybe see about get some food.
>>219798540certain demographics do it more but the amount of white brits who do is absolutely vile. it isnt a problem among the natives in france or germany. i honestly believe the uk population is lower iq partly because of it.
>>219799117You'll do nothing
don't know what the rest of the day i'll do
cant wait to meet a woman that likes f1 and a roast, wants to move into one of those suburban houses that have either all white furniture or crushed sequin sofas, always wants to go to pizza express and odeon, things i should be the only one to pay for our big holiday abroad (benidorm or bali), and sire my dumb idiot kids
>>219799112Wifebergs minge will be firmly planted on my face for a not insignificant period of time later on
>>219799084I remembered that bloke I was thinking of: John Sakars. Look up his videos on YouTube he's good for a laugh
>>219799134>>219799132
>>219799070haha ok x
>>219799150no one wants to hear about your fat wife
what if lachy was right and they do laugh at your willy
having a major melty
>>219799027
got a twinkpad, which linux distro should I install on it?Ideally looking for something that's similar to windows 10 as I'm not a programmer tranny
Did we ever find out who invented this webp shit and which pub they drink in?
>>219799127Nothing fills me with rage as much as fly tipping. Some pikeys near me regularly just drive out to the country and empty all the shit out of their van into the road. Death penalty.
miss him so much
used to love the jaguar e-type as a kid but i've gone off it a bit nowhood is too long, the proportions aren't right
>>219799186>got a twinkpadstinkpad when you're using it lad
think ive got sepsis x
>>219799186mint, xfce if you're based, cinnamon if you're not based
>>219799117alri belfastlad meet me in the ulster sports club toilets at half 1 if you want ill pump your arse
mothers day today
>>219799205put your feet up and get a brew la x
>>219799186Just a regular tranny
>>219799189webp is objectively a very good file format even though I don't like it either
>>219799189Big Dave, red lion
>>219799193genuinely why do they do itsurely even the dumbest person knows that if you litter your street/area isn’t going to look nicer? and the litter can’t stay there forever can it
>>219799219Just shat me fuckin kecks
>>219799194for me, its saddam
got no matesall aloneall alone by my lonesome in my smelly bedroomnobody to do anything withall alone
>>219799205Better go to the hospital and let a condescending Karen nurse tell you that you’re imagining it and sends you home to die with 2 paracetamol.
>>219799236>surely even the dumbest person knows that if you litter your street/area isn’t going to look nicer?Fucking hell how thick must you beThey don't dump it where they live you thick TWAT
>>219799262
>>219799274i know but i see people littering where they live too
>>219799274H O W L I N G oh my days what a mong lmaoooo
See it, say it, sorted.
>>219799278i live like this and im not happy
Mental how there’s leaflets in all hospital waiting rooms about the signs and dangers of sepsis. All these posters on the walls saying that sepsis is dangerously underdiagnosed in the UK and how all these people die every year from it and all that. Then when you actually suggest to a nurse that someone might have sepsis, they look at you as if you’re mental and act as if they’ve never even heard of it.
>>219799244are you really south african
sooth oofrica
>>219799274he obviously means littering in general you autistic retard
peta activist trampled in lapland reindeer heist, mr clause announces in statement
if you're at ALL aware of current geopolitical trends you should be compiling a several gigabyte goonfolder right this fucking moment
I swear every young woman I see these days has an ARSE. The girls at Tesco, T K Max, Costa, everywhere When I was 18 most girls had a shapeless flabby arse or an arse or flat unnoticeable arses
>>219799295How many times have you suggested sepsis to a nurse?
been too long since the last boer war
>>219799320I'll just wank to my several terabyte asmr collectionx
the bliddy bliks
>>219799330i fought in the boer war
>>219799321Microplastics know to accumulate in the female buttocks and in the male testicles.
>>219799236They know there will be no consequences. Either someone will come and clean it up, or they'll just live in squalor (which they're happy to do).
>>219799321cot ehyre all FAT
>>219799321Shapewear wasn't a thing back then anon. Most women have unimpressive arses but they wear these leggings that make them look better then they are. They're called scrunchie or pinch leggings or something like that
>>219799321mass african immigration has had an effect on white girls. they transmit their genetics telepathically and this subconsciously affects their development.
Happy women day xxx
20 years in the boer war. i wanted english roses, i compromised, i ate dutch-bantu pussy isntead
>>219799320got mine right here
south africa is our future if we're lucky. haiti if we're unlucky.
um uh joris bohnson
>>219799372Just popping into the portaloo to look sad and take a snippet of video for my sluttok
>>219799262ktimthere's things I can do to meet people too but I always decide not to go last minute for some reason
Im wanted in tochigi prefecture for going ‘nigger mode’
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.
making bacon and eggs and potato croquettes
Siff ifreeka bru
i'm taking a shower at the bates motel
last time i used a board that wasnt /int/ was when the burn local meme on /tv/ was still going. hope jon bernthal gets mugged today
>>219799460You tell em lad
why was the saffers fruit post deleted
HMRC informed me that my tax code will change from 1257L to 1095L for the next tax year
Bought some wine and some pomegranate seeds from the Asda
>>219799471No compelling evidence to backup this outrageous claim. I'm going with lie.
Popping pimples on my arse while there’s people outside and the blinds are slightly ajarDon’t give a fuck
>>219799488applied for a £75 tax refund in mid january and the cunts still havent given it back. wish nothing but the worst on hrmc and their roster of jeet employees
>>219799496Don't believe it for a second. You'll find I'm normally very credulous but this is not a likely scenario.
bizarre lies being posted
wanking out of the window and onto the hapless serfs below
>>219799499parts of it are still in the oven
>>219798338well i suppose that undermine's the leftypol/rasheed assertion i've heard that islam is good because it erodes racial lines
>>219799538This I do believe, thank you for being honest with us
Scared of dying in case one of those corpse rapers is working in the morgue
>>219799551Frankly outrageous claim and unsurprisingly impossible to verify
>>219799553whenever there's a deadly stampede at mecca, the arabs blame africans
i just see all brown people as the same thing
what the hell is a hard rock cafe and why are they everywhere
>>219799397if he can get in rupe will sort it out x
sad news about the Incy Wincy Spider lads, down came the rain and washed it out again this time for real
Just got away with having the wrong ticket on a train, incredible rush, will be buzzing off this for days.
>>219799577
>>219799621cor
might finally watch human centipede after being scared to watch it all these years
>>219799520and what now non believer?
>>219799579And they’re wrong because…?
>>219799625
cushelle koala is watching me wipe shite from my pooey arsehole
hard cock cafe
>>219799397i have a dreamfrance, germany, etc are all going through the same thing. we will be forced to flee with one another to a new land, breed together to overcome our differences and our strengths to form a new super race and then either live in prosperous peace or control all of the world it will be america but less fat and gay and without their fatal mistake of letting nons in in the first place
Genuinely hate having BPD. It’s just a series of one gigantic melty after another.
>>219799641Fabricated, Al, fake news.
>>219799641based proof provider. i KNOW you checked every inch of that for reflections
>>219799650would kill the pg tips monkey if i ever saw it irl
>>219799515get dr pimple popper to do it
>>219799654that's what they call my house
>>219799639never seen it, going to give it a watch nowx
>>219799666Bloaty penis disorder
>>219799662Honestly it’s been my conspiracy theory for a While that most Europeans are going to have to move to China to survive. They built all those empty European style villages for a reason. And we’ve yet to see what that reason is.Whites already lived in Western China for hundreds of years so it’s not that unlikely.
>>219799587I got food poisoning from the chicken tenders at the one in Orlando
hard rorke cafe
vagueposter is a little pussy bitch
might have a third coffee
>>219799698did they play hard rock in the background? what was hard rock about it? did they play any soft rock or medium rock?
>>219799712go on lad, you deserve it
The oldest human civilisation was in china but they haven’t discovered it yet
>>219799697Fake Chinese Paris looks nicer than the real one
>>219799698Heartwarming story, restored my faith in humanity, very wholesome
dad is talking to someone looked outside its a fat woman with dyed blue hair never seen her before
>>219799735she's your new mum
We’re all gonna be living here soon de lids
>>219799735She's this >>219799746 lads old mum
Diesel is about to run out lads. Guess i shoukdn't have bought that diesel van, welp!R.I.D. Rest In Diesel.
>>219799697would the chinese be okay with this though? i thought they are very uniform and inward, they generally only like and respect other (han) chinese. not sure if theyd be okay with the great euro migration.
bad acting in this human centipede filum
219799752if i wanted to be on reddit pal id open reddit fair enough?
>>219799666woman
>>219799764Im still a bit drunk i saw this post and checked to see if vinn diesel had died
Don't you forget it lads
>>219799765I actually think they’re desperate for a Euro-China alliance. They hate White people a lot less than Americans do, too. I can definitely see it being some strict mass surveillance state though. Like they did with the Uyghurs.
>>219799666im afraid we say lowkirkenuinely now
>>219799577dont want to post it because every one will laugh at my dirty frying pan
Managed to survive most of the train journey without unleashing my shit on the toilet. Got a couple more stops and then a short drive home. Think I'm gonna make it.
china won't save us lads, c'est fini
>>219799792Was going to kill myself until I saw this
>>219799814poo on train, poo on train, poo on train
>>219799787I wish both myself and Vin Diesel would die, immediately.
>>219799814just poo on the train someone else can clean it up thats what its there for
>>219799824Fuck what a waste, wish I could take it back now
>>219799792until youre too depressed to toil and pay taxes to posh pedophiles, because then its not okay
with a nick nack scallywag give the dog a bone
>>219799735he's setting you up with her
White people had a wealthy and flourishing empire in what’s now Western China. They made a ton of money from tourists stopping along the silk roads. Unfortunately the Han kept trying to conquer the White cities and plunder all their wares. So the White people had to move westward to North India and Iran and eventually became their ruling class. Lesson is, never trust a Chinaman.
>>219799839Poor quality toilet paper, not exposing my gentle arsehole to that sandpaper
>>219799697>Whites already lived in Western China for hundreds of years so it’s not that unlikely.they were jeets actually
>>219799849cor bbw
Got mens mental health
>>219799735employed woman come to talk to you about your posts
>>219799800The Chinese know white people will invent everything if given enough time and space, by hosting an exclave of us in an enclosure designed to look like our ideal natural habitat they're hoping we can get China some mars colonies.
>>219799838Your wish is granted
>>219799869No. They were Whites. The ancient Chinese said they were all blonde or ginger. With light eyes.
White people be like I was Chinese
>>219799880cant be ew, its a butch but definitely femalehes stopped talking to her now and come inside no idea who she is or where she came from
we are family!
>>219799901Suppose it's just one of those mysteries that there is literally no way to solve
>>219799890they were R1a slavjeets
>>219799901reckon your dad knows
Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of a day; but a series of oppressions, begun at a distinguished period, and pursued unalterably thro' every change of ministers, too plainly prove a deliberate, systematical plan of reducing us to slavery.
>>219799884pfft this would never wo
>>219799881best theyll get are some mars bars
>>219799892We were there first.
>>219799912Many of them were R1B.
>>219799910>>219799913asked dadberge its our second door down neighbour and shes really nice apparently
a man has been stripped and beaten half to death on the road from jericho to jerusalem. a priest comes upon the scene and walks straight past him. a levite then does the same. finally a samaritan sees him, gives him food and clothes him, bandages his wounds and takes him to an inn and pays for a room.the samaritan then dies and goes to hell forever and it turns out the beaten man was a rapist paedophile murderer
>>219799922>pre-installed slag plastic surgeryyep thats a white brit
>>219799944Call her a fat dyke cunt and tell her your dad said she stank of piss
>>219799901have you tried speaking to your father
>>2197999512000 year old melty
Reckon I might get the get
learning chinese
>>219799968i do but we dont talk about our neighbours much not really a common topic
>>219799981what get?
>>219799981Bollocks, scarper
>>219800000frog bros are so back
>>219800000checked
>>219800000That one
>>219799999
道可道,非常道名可名,非常名
firefox is a bit shit, not gonna stop using it just saying
I'll make the new
>>219800062thanks
what dogshit delights await us in the new? what boring bastard will provide us with another boring image and a boring edition
>>219800062*passes my grandmother's recipe onto you*
>>219800104>>219800104>>219800104
>>219798400The covered fittie is a bit of a guilty fantasy desu
