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frogs are in edition
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ah a frogpost
How delighful
How original!
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uni project due in 2 days and i still havent started it. who do i blame for this?
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Sir Nick Fuentes
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have to cut my apple into small bits becuase ive got sensitive teeth
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>>219800133
yourself for going uni
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>>219798129
Rorke won't like this
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>>219800133
John Major for deciding mongs like you belong in university
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Lying in bed. Lack the energy to get up
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>>219800151
got your bum out?
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>>219800144
was a lazy moron that didnt want to think about his future in secondary so it was very easy for teachers to push me into applying for it since "it helps you get a job" and "the debt is only like 30 quid a month", and now im in my final semester and ive utterly wasted 3 years of my life
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ANTE UP, yap that fool!
ANTE UP, kidnap that fool!
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Rorke, sitting in his mum's spare bedroom, having been unemployed since he left school:
>Yeah uni's a scam, you should have become a plumber
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Mental health not the best today. Feel tired despite sleeping
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>>219800150
that was Blair actually
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gonna finish this mission on phantom liberty then wash up then think about drinking
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I like saying
>Bodied that crakkka
Like a Chinese BBC spammer
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>>219800147
>>219800201
who put 20p in this cunt
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>>219800201
Chortling
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Frogs on top.

The lads will be pleased to know I am home from my hangover train journey and comfortably enthroned on the toilet while disgusting liquid shit falls out my arse.
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he's replying to himself again
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im gay for moleman
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sir fridge freezer
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Woke up to find I’ve been blocked by her again (for the 500th time)
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>>219800171
this is why I'm doing an apprenticechip once I've done my A levels haha. hate doing work but at least I'll get paid while doing it
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massive game today. port vale v sunderland.
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>>219800285
have a cry in bed
have a wank
feel sorry for yourself
then pick yourself up and get your life back on track
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>>219800291
Mate, you're so young. Do something better than shitposting you've got so much potential. Go join the navy and get arse shagged relentlessly or something.
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>>219800203
what is the job hierarchy in ALDI?
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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>>219800314
Is it normal for a girl to block you every time you have a slight disagreement or you hurt her feelings?
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The delightful, gorgeous Stuntpegg.
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>once I've done my A levels
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thinking about things
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>>219800337
no she sounds BPD or just mentally unwell
get over her and stop caring asap
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Thinking about having a cup of tea. Anyone else want one if I stick the kettle on?
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Wanking to Lupe, even though I don’t particularly care for women of the brown variety.
Reminds me of when I had a phase of wanking to black girls, which lasted 2 days until I could admit to myself I’m just not attracted to them.
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day 20 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
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>>219800366
no thanks mate, haven't finished my tea yet
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Disabled people are a threat to society
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sit steam cleaner
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>>219800383
Porn does nothing for me anymore. I just want someone kind and mentally stable to talk to.
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sit keir starmer
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>>219800400
Very ableist grok chat. I’ll be reporting this to HR.
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pls bump guys
>>219800365
>>219800365
>>219800365
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>>219800430
it's too vanilla for me
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post failed cause I hadn't typed anything, got nothing to say me just want to post
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>>219800330
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>>219800458
fuck off
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>>219800400
>Jimmy Evans (who films as "Wheelz Media") used his mobility scooter to drive at speed into a dangerous, smoke-filled scrubland fire. He ignored multiple safety orders to leave, with the judge describing his behavior as "aggressive, obstructive, and provocative." Evans was intentionally
harassing on-duty firefighters to provoke a reaction he could monetise for YouTube views.
Sorry that was me x
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>>219800458
brown nonce
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>>219800395
How about now? Not getting up again in 5 minutes
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real /asean/ new
>>219800068
>>219800068
>>219800068
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>>219800463
ktim
it's a shame empty posts aren't possible on this site
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bet you didnt think of htat did you rorke
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Saw the blonde escort I lost my virginity to for the 7th time yesterday.

Went very well. I took 25mg Sildenafil before going in and it definitely helped with staying hard. She gave me a blowjob while I stood up for the first time which was hot. I then went down on her on the bed while she squeezed her thighs on me. Then we had sex in doggy with her bent over, then cowgirl, then I finished in missionary while fucking her pretty hard. Felt good, lads.

Then we cuddled for a bit and massaged each other in turns. She then orgasmed with the help of her vibrator. Then more cuddling and kissing. I got to rest my head on her boobs which was nice. She said I'm "so cute" and that she loves seeing me.

I think I have reached a stable point in my relationship with her finally. Texted her later yesterday evening and we agreed to meet again in 2 weeks. I sent her one last text at 8:30 pm yesterday which she hasn't read yet weirdly, but whatever. Even if I don't see her again, I'm happy with how it's gone and feel like I can walk away with my held high if she decides to cut me off or whatever.
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>>219800201
Its true though isnt it. This is why 70% of all zoomers are unemployed lmao
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>>219800474
FUCKING QUIZ
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might have a bit of lunch
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thinking about the people who tape their mouths before sleep for a meme tiktok trend and then get in such a panic when they wake up they have a heart attack and die
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got the =3 on
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once saw a swede saying england was like a med country to him
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>>219800545
why is everything on tiktok wrong and retarded
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>>219800512
Utter wank. Don’t believe a word, even if you threw in legitimate medication names to make it sound more real.
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lost all interest in video games but too poor to find other pursuits like golfing or fishing
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>>219800574
why not take up whittling
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>>219800548
Most Bongs are swarthy and short and brown, he’s not wrong is he?
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>>219800566
it's the truth lad, I have no incentive to lie
why would I talk about going down on an escort?
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Well, Rorke?
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crikey nora
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*posts*
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>>219800610
grow up mate you're not funny
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>>219800610
don't get the chance do i
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>>219800610
yeah women love bad boys and rapists. we know that, leftypol
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>>219800546
Nonce emoticon
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>>219800594
we’re really not swarthy short or brown though
maybe because i live in the south east but most white people i see are tall (not so much women) and have lighter features and even if we weren’t we’d be a different type of brown to med brown, theres no ethnic connection there
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still tired from the morning run
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>>219800590
Makes a lot of mess
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what do you want from me
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Feel like some demon has drained all of my energy
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>>219800610
let's see the photo of her with irish sunglasses
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I'm a nice guy and quite confident I would be bad at sex. Also I have never had sex or been on a date or touched a boob. I'm only 32 years old though so there's still time for me you understand yeah still plenty of time haha I'm simply a late bloomer is all (plenty of time)
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>>219799730
what is the chinese fixation on copying everything? is it because their eyes are so slanty that it limits their vision both figuratively and literally?
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Dogberg doesn't appreciate that I'm too hungover to kick the football round for him in the garden. Poor lad.
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>>219800617
elton
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>>219800617
Elton
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>>219800641
I live in Hampshire and all the old ethnic stock here, and in Wiltshire, Surrey, Sussex and Cornwall/Devon have the same phenotype. Dumpy, barrel chested swarthy hobbits. The white people you see in the South-East are probably newer stock continentals, but there is a sort of normanoid/breton type that populates the majority of the south of England. Carl Benjamin for example
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Sir Humpt de Dumpt
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>>219800702
Just admit we’re all ugly as fuck lad
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according to The Guardian the gnocchi I usually buy is bad, a measly 1 star out of 5, so now I need to source different gnocchi
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we don't celebrate women's day
we celebrate mother's day
fuck off
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was driving back from the supermarché just now and a dogbert ran out onto the road. Fortunately I stopped in plenty of time due to my virginous cautious driving style

had it been Deano driving he'd have plowed straight through that dog, looking at his phone texting a woman no doubt, perhaps with some football talking head drivel on the radio
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>>219800592
OPECdem waggling their big oily batons
Germany's yung yung energy sector rapidshorty
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>>219800734
i too read that article
which was your gnocchi?
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>>219800738
Well done for stopping carberg in time x
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probably in the top 1% of people when you look at the amount of shits done in the last 48 hours
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>>219800731
I'm not even from the area, I'm a chad you see. Heightmog every breton in Hampshire
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>>219800751
Tesco own brand
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what the fuck is gnocchi? oh my days leftymong could you take like ONE DAY off?
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>live in England my entire live
>never once had an english rose girlfriend
what's even the point?
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in 3 and a half years i'll be the real life 40 year old virgin
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>>219800760
the lass whose dog it was put up her hand to say sorry and I magnanimously did a casual hand raise from the steering wheel, signalling that I was OK with what had just transpired, knowing full well I had the moral high ground
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>>219800784
How is that even possible? Are you disabled or something
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Just found out husbandberg is a nonce
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oh my dayz the jap lad just pooed in her mouth
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>>219800751
the sainos one. Problem is I have a feeling that's the only gnocchi they stock although they might have that Rana stuff which is a slight improvement
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>>219800801
20% of all men are paedophiles
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>>219800784
when the movie came out it was seen as an implausible joke. today 40% of men will die as virgins. mental
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Don't feel like a Sunday feels like a Tuesday which often don't have much of a feeling
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>>219800783
some men are just meant to be alone (myself also)
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>>219800702
>a sort of normanoid/breton type that populates the majority of the south of England
which is? carl looks exceedingly average to me
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>>219800771
ktwm
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>>219800738
dogs are a nuisance so you should have sped up
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>>219800814
Fuck me lad, when are 40% of men dying today? Didn't think it was worth sharing this information before?
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>>219800784
pushing 40 myself but last had sex 14 years ago so i've basically regained my 'ginity
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>JUST IN: Petri dish of human brain cells grown on a microchip has learned to play DOOM

um ok we really need to stop doing this like right now
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My dad is half Welsh and half English from London/Kent and he looks like he could be anything from French to Northern Italian to even a little Jewish.
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>>219800767
2% danish? just proves there are no native brits and we should let all of sudan in.
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>>219800782
not exactly haute cuisine mate, try eating somewhere that doesn't let you order on a screen x
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Used some veet on my legs and it smells like dog poo. wouldn't have done this if I thought I would smell so awful
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>>219800847
i bet you're the same little sperg yesterday that started spazzing out when someone ordered a normal chinese meal
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oh my goodness sorry my bum seems to have come out
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>>219800784
got 4 years me, the toilfu is likely my only realistic shot at avoiding hitting the big 4-0 with my cherry intact
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mad how mikey has a girlfriend now
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>>219800574
take up wanking lad
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>>219800834
would you like to know the exact moment of your death
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>>219800783
aha ktim only had two Chinese gfs me
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Where does this phenotype come from? He is fully English.
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>>219800817
im not back at work until Tuesday so today is my Saturday doesnt feel like Saturday though as its sunday
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>>219800863
*plays a drum roll on you bum cheeks*
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>>219800848
Why are you veeeting your legs you massive gay shite?
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>>219800859
no, I was out with mates yesterday
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feisty one you are
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>>219800879
from England?
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>Used some veet on my legs
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>>219800879
A not insignificant number of Welsh people look like this
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>>219800873
Yes please
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>>219800879
israel
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gassing myself with smelly farts
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>no chance, British??!
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Virtually all Chinese women aged 18-30 in Britain are prostitutes on the weekends. Above chinese takeaways, in uni halls and private flats, all those massage parlours open at like 11pm on a Saturday night? they're all charging about £120 an hour to slam their tight pussies.

Its an epidemic and one day the media will make a documentary about it and the government will intervene. But it is fucking everywhere
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>>219800892
Got very stumpy legs so have to shave them to avoid looking like a fantasy dwarf
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>>219800938
all women are whores
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>>219800941
they're in horse heaven
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>>219800879
surely there is some indian or jew or something in his bloodline down the line?
normal brits dont look like this
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>>219800949
fact
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rorke writing the gerund of "to die" as "dying"
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right time to clean the kitchen and possibly a cheeky hoover
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I have English, Welsh and Swiss ancestry
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>>219800938
>one day the media will make a documentary about it and the government will intervene
and i'll be like damn i should have taken advantage of it when i had the chance
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>>219800938
how do I get in on this?
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>>219800767
>scottish ulster planter stock
>ends up living in england
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>>219800985
you have a cock n balls n aw
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>>219800938
flat on my floor is one of those chinky prozoid rings
always funny seeing the lads going in and out of it
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>>219800938
just awful really but yeah put me down for >>219800997 as well
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461 posts about rorke in the first week of march. There is a poor young man on here in the process of destroying his life. This is what OCD can do to people.
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Just watched an entire Karl Jobst video and at the end he didn't hope I'm having a fantastic day.
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I'll tell you how I operate. Say I have a box of chocolates and a bouquet of roses. Say some pretty girl wants them. I give her the chocolate and flowers and tell her to hold onto her mone. She's my girlfriend now.
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>>219801026
>young
spainos in his mid 30s
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>>219801032
did he at least call you an absolute legend
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+1 to my rorkepostcount
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>>219800941
remember when an "artist" dumped a load of carrots outside goldsmiths
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>>219801050
yeah BMI
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>>219801053
NO he just said hello legends at the start. Don't know what I did to deserve this.
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>>219801067
Yeah they had to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men to sort it out
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can't understand how food waste is so high in this country. who the hell is buying food and then not eating it?
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>>219801089
it was still the queen back then
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rorke checking the archive to see how many posts were made about him in the first week of march
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wings of redemption is only 38 years old
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>>219801103
yeah and it was 461 posts, he made you look demented
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>>219801094
poor people buy more food than they need because they think it makes them look richer at the supermarket
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Leftypol trapped in a deadly downward spiral of thinking about rorke, posting about rorke, and hallucinating rorkes in the thread laughing at him and calling him leftypol
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rorke letting us know there were 461 posts with his name in them in the first week of march
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>>219801094
You don't understand a lot of basic things you autistic mong
Earlier you were moaning about fly tipping
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may I remind you that you are under oath
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Right team I'm up now having a cup of coffee bit cold today got the heating on
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dancing around the flat like that 37 year old who looks like a 17 year old
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>>219801131
i do it to make it look like i'm buying for two and to offset the vast amount of booze i'm buying (to drink alone)
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>>219801094
people shop for lasting different timescales every month. Some people shop once a week, some shop once a month. The people who shop once a month are often doing it because they're not in the vicinity of a shop so its better to stock up, but its difficult to ascertain what will last them the whole month and whether they'll eat particular things three weeks down the line, then end up binning it.
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>>219801131
>poor people buy more food than they need because they think it makes them look richer at the supermarket
Poorfag shut-incel with another dog shit opinion along with his favourite "people only eat at restaurants to show off"
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>>219801160
meds now, schizo, haven't said nish about fly tipping
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>>219801158
he's really done your head in with this hasnt he
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today I will mostly be talking about rorke
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>>219801191
that is true though, most people don't go to restaurants because they're hungry anymore its not the 1970s mate. Its more a social performance ooo look at me i paid 45 for fish and chips at the slug and lettuce
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>>219801191
>"people only eat at restaurants to show off"
they do
you really think all the people who are in restaurants can afford it
when you turn on the news apparently most people are on their last 5 quid on benefits whatever
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>>219801216
as expected
i control your life, remember that
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mercy killing rorke
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nap time on the cards
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On the chemsex diet
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Don't think I've ever been to a proper restaurant. I've been to a few cafés and vets but never a proper fancy restaurant. Seems like a waste of money when you can make something tastier and healthier at home for a fraction of the price
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>>219801226
>>219801229
is this really true
when i got restaurants its because im excited to get something nice to eat that i usually dont get at home!
rarely eat out unless its an occasion or im already out though
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>>219801216
Tell me more about rorke
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rorke walking into the thread and hanging up his coat, turning round and then freezing as he realises everyone is staring at him in shock because they thought he'd been here the whole time
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>>219801226
>>219801229
I am genuinely astonished that you can be this fucking stupid.
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strumming his frenulum with my fingers
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>>219801276
he does stuff while his nemisis leftypol does gay stuff
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>>219801271
prole mindset
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>>219800841
will be posting here having tantrums in 2 years at this rate
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Timmy's weakness
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went to a restaurant yesterday
x
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>>219801298
Good boy
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>>219801271
You're not missing much. It's like the cinema, you can watch the same thing at home. Anyone who pays for a restaurant is a fucking idiot
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>>219801289
grow up mate you're not astonished at all though are you, you're just some dweeb that hasnt gone outside for a long time and has no friends, so you don't even realise how the culture and social dynamics of going to a restaurant has changed over the years. People don't go to a cafe anymore and order their dinner for the night lmfao
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>>219801275
>>219801289
youre clearly from the south or where rich people live
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do pubs count as restaurants if they serve food?
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taking my private jet over to greggs u lads want anything?
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>>219801347
My first cinema visit was last November to watch the Chainsaw Man film and it was an okay experience
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>>219801348
I had breakfast at a restaurant this morning because I stayed over in London after a gig with my friends. We also ate a restaurant before the gig last night. Went out to eat with my wife on Thursday. Just because you're horrendously poor and can't afford to enjoy your life doesn't mean you're in any way representative of society at large.
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>>219801366
photo of horsebergs horse cock
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>>219801366
14 steak bakes and 11 triple chocolate doughnuts, please mate
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>>219801356
they're saying people still go out to restaurants because they're hungry instead of a social performance to show off, if anything they're poor and from the north
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>>219801356
Correct
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Digimon BeatBreak is legitimately really good
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>>219801306
kin ell
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new Wendy's opening near me is it any good? How does it compare to mcdonalds and burger king
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>>219801385
iceland would get it
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>>219801403
It was always a social performance even back then
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>>219801424
How does cow shit compare to horse shit?
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it's mothers day next Sunday lads, don't forget to get something nice for her
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>>219801179
we should fly him over and make him do tricks in trafalgar square
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>>219801383
You're clearly too retarded to understand and follow the conversation you little sperg. Obviously when travelling or coming back from somewhere you might pig out before hopping back on a train or something. Thats not what people are saying
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>>219801426
White mama BBC dada
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>>219801356
yes i am from kent, why would the reasoning for going to a restaurant be different? its not even like the ones i go to are high class, those are the minority. most of the time its places like pizza express and i still get excited for a scrumptious meal
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>>219801094
you need to remember that we are actually a rich country. everyone is crying poverty to try to get a bit more for themselves but you walk down the street and everyone is driving a nice car and walking around in canada goose jackets and getting deliveroos to their doors for breakfast lunch and dinner. pretending to be poor is trendy too.
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>>219801438
Horse shit doesnt smell as much as cow shit
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>yes i am from kent, why would the reasoning for going to a restaurant be different? its not even like the ones i go to are high class, those are the minority. most of the time its places like pizza express and i still get excited for a scrumptious meal
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>>219801472
england owes me a peng Albanian bird
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>>219801482
You're in the south too you disgusting troon
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going pizza express in rochester with kent lad
x
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>>219801501
I was born in Powys and live in Shropshire
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>>219801502
wtf did you doxx me
love that one went there for my birthday last year
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>>219801482
Hideous shemale paedophile freak
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>>219801472
>>219801499
ive never met an albanian, what are they like?
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>I'm too poor to eat out so I assume everyone that does it is exclusively doing so to shame me. I am not a pathetic waste of space, people think about me all the time.
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going to a restaurant was always a performance and had nothing to do with being hungry and wanting actual food. Thats why when you pass these wanky restaurants you have wankers all pretending to nibble on a "shared basket" of garlic bread for like 2 hours
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>>219801520
birthday boy eating his pidsa eh? all womfy and excited on his special day eh?
you make me sick
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>>219801306
Timmies only want the rail thin ones because they’re pedos
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>>219801542
mental thing to just make up haha
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>>219801528
Used to go have one at our school called Albenus and everyone used to sing "Albenus has no penis" at him. He seemed to take it in good stead.
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Fortnightly visit from the mother done. Gin and vodka and gossip was had.

How often do you see your parents?
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>>219801520
nah picked one out on google maps, but I'm not far from there
x
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why do you think people take photos of their food to parade around on facebooks and intstagrams and the tiktoks then you stupid moron
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notice its never
>coooorr i am starving should we go to a restaurant?
its always
>yeah lets go to a restaurant with baz and sheryl havent seen them in a while!
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>>219801556
no i get doughballs instead
>>219801576
we should meet x
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doing a cover of quite a famous song on the album my band's recording and the bloke who sings the original just sent me a voice note to say he likes my version. quite pleased with myself ngl
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>>219801574
haven't seen mine in two years
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>>219801579
Kek you're such a fucking mong
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>>219801560
The ones who want the curvy ones are still Timmies. That's why no white woman wants them
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>>219801574
never. last time i saw my whore mother was when i was 15 and last i heard she was in luton. havent spoken to my cunt of a father since i moved out after graduating 3 years ago
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>>219801593
no can do, I'm a shut in incel loser you see
x
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>>219801579
prole
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ITT: poortherner who goes to the cafe for his dinner every night is astonished to hear most people know how to cook and make things in their own home
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>>219801560
no its because fat girls are disgusting and will only get fatter once they're settled

Love makes you fat

>>219801502
Medway bloke here. Don't do restaurants so can't comment on any establishments.
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The North and South are too different they should be separated. Different cultures. Fundamentally different peoples on every level.
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>>219801626
:|
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Saw the blonde escort I lost my virginity to for the 7th time yesterday.

Went very well. I took 25mg Sildenafil before going in and it definitely helped with staying hard. She gave me a blowjob while I stood up for the first time which was hot. I then went down on her on the bed while she squeezed her thighs on me. Then we had sex in doggy with her bent over, then cowgirl, then I finished in missionary while fucking her pretty hard. Felt good, lads.

Then we cuddled for a bit and massaged each other in turns. She then orgasmed with the help of her vibrator. Then more cuddling and kissing. I got to rest my head on her boobs which was nice. She said I'm "so cute" and that she loves seeing me.

I think I have reached a stable point in my relationship with her finally. Texted her later yesterday evening and we agreed to meet again in 2 weeks. I sent her one last text at 8:30 pm yesterday which she hasn't read yet weirdly, but whatever. Even if I don't see her again, I'm happy with how it's gone and feel like I can walk away with my held high if she decides to cut me off or whatever.
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>>219801574
see my mum about once a month speak to her every day though in a group chat see my dad every 6 months to a year because he moved 500 miles away when I was wee and I dont think he really cares about me
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>>219801630
what if i was a woman would you meet then x
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>>219801636
What’s the point when you could just toss a Bighams in the oven? Higher quality, no food waste, no prep and the standard is better than any home cook could hope to achieve in their kitchen
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>>219801649
My condolences lad, people are fucking nasty there. Grew up in Strood, moved away when I was 19 and only go back to see my parents once or twice a year. Bleak.
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>>219801574
mumblatt insists on phoning every day, see her fortnightly
try to minimise visits to dad and his partner so it's more like once a month or two
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>>219801650
Northerners have more Irish blood than southerners which explains a lot.
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norf lads and saaf lads should meet up for a scrap

>>219801680
yeah
x
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It's not ALL of them, but it is ALWAYS them.
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>>219801650
give the north to scotland and give the whole lot independence, then we merge with wales to form a new country. ireland can reunify too if it wants
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>>219801649
Incel nonce cope
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>>219801441
Mines just reminded me as I had no idea. And insisted all she wants is a card
>'A 50p card will do'
she says
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>>219801690
I’ve lived in between Chatham, Strood and Rochester my whole life and it is fucking grim. Will never take norfeners complaining about inequality or how they’re poor seriously when this is all I’ve known.
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>>219801711
Rorke’s tinder bio
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Cooking isn't even difficult. You can do it at home and if you go to a restaurant because you are too thick to do it yourself then you're paying an idiot tax and have only yourself to blame
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medway anons can we meet up? harvester near maidstone we could descend upon and raid the salad bar xx bacon bits for me x
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>>219801733
She's the only woman you'll ever have in your life.
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>>219801715
The Welsh hate you.
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My mum's birthday is within two weeks of mother's day and my dad's birthday is within a week of father's day. Sucks for them but I'm not doing two visits or two presents.
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>>219801766
lol yh thats me done
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>go to the kent meetup
>am the biggest loser there
no thanks
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iteth loomseth
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>>219801733
>50p card
Is your mum in 1976?
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Strood niggas be like
>I suffer in my 95% White, quaint little civil parish town
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>>219801769
Good thing they have their own parliament then
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>>219801769
yeah but i love them, and its only fair that i get to be happy for once
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>>219801746
Povvo detected lmfao
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>>219801739
Could be worse mate, you could live in gills. I swear there's something in the water in Medway that makes people angry as fuck. When I drive in and pull off the A2 people just drive like fucking psychopaths, gf noticed in me how I just start offensive driving when I'm there. Proper on edge if I'm in a pub in Chatham or Rochester, really have to have your back up in case someone wants to start a fight. Have lived across the south and never experienced anything like it, never felt in danger walking through cities in the middle of the night but the shit I've seen go down in Chatham and Strood makes me nervous as fuck.
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really sick of the old firm larping
fat liberal suburbanites in their 30s singing songs about ethnic conflict in northern ireland
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>nemisis
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Why doesn't Rorke volunteer to clean up litter or wash the green moss off the walls
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>>219801772
You'll not be included in the will
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could heem a katsu curry right now
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I grew up on the mean streets of the cotswolds. it was hell
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>>219801855
Katsu curry is lush
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>>219801739
I live in the South and one time I went to Newcastle and it was like being transported back to the 1980s. Seriously you have no idea until you go up there
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>>219801844
Melty
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>>219801842
you aren’t in caracas mate. i live in one of the most deprived areas of britain and ive never felt on edge in a pub
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>>219801385
You can't even do a hitler salute in front of a burning paki shop anymore, it's political correctness gone mad
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>>219801871
grow up
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>>219801854
Dad hates inheritance tax so he's offloading what he got from his dad onto me and sisberg before he goes :)
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>>219801855
Made one on Tuesday very nice. Its easy too
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>>219801626
Oh I got one of those cunt fathers too.

>>219801690
>Grew up in Strood, moved away when I was 19
same but moved back when I fucked up my life thanks to the cunt father I mentioned above
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>>219801865
Screaming X)
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>>219801832
I've been to more than 8 restaurants, some with proper waiters. The difference is I can cook at home but choose not to. Drove to a few in my car too. You're the povvo mate
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>>219801877
Actually I am in Caracas just using my UK VPN so people don't mock my flag. That's you done.
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Most of you wouldn't last a day in Shrewsbury
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>>219801626
Broken home :(
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>>219801820
>95% white
LMAO
its a dirty ugly shithole full of the worst specimens
>>219801842
medway as a whole is just fucked, went to college near gill high street and my dad warned me at that age not to go down the high street or leave my campus much because of how it was, mum is the same way about avoiding chatham. rochester and some surrounding areas are nice but all it takes is a ten minute walk and you’re back into chatham or strood. grim grim place i honestly dont know why no effort has gone into at least doing it up a bit or unmongifying the people.
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>>219801742
YODELLING
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>>219801855
>chip shop curry: >:(
>chip shop curry, japan: :O
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>>219801927
Great post
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heh, i have more jew credits than you in my (((bank))) account. therefore im superior!
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>>219801952
>>219801952
>>219801952
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Put a fiver in my mobile. No idea why, as I have no contacts.
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I'm a south london man who moved to kent
x
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>>219801662
>>219801902
>>219801923
desu being on bad terms with both might be rare, but i havent met a lot of people that get along with both of their parents. its usually the mothers that get the bad end of the stick
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>>219801955
Rorke's grindr bio
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>>219801820
Fake image

Town centre has had a visible asian community since the 80s. My classroom was quarter asian. But blacks were a complete rarity until the 2000s.



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