latex edishold: >>219801952
can easily put away a 1L bottle of vodka every single day and wouldn't even consider myself an alcoholic if it weren't so bloody expensive because of the bloody arse government taxing the bloody arse out of it
>abloobloobloo i literally CAN'T stop drinking because my BRAIN IS DISEASED! i have no free will! i'm a helpless slave! it's not my fault!grow up
addiction is not an illness
I'm a bit addicted to yank bodycam videos.One thing I've noticed is that if a cop is solo and is in need of any assistance whatsoever, white pedestrians will happily lend a helping hand.Conversely if the suspect is black, black people will do anything in their power ot help the criminal evade justice - even if the victim of the crime is black themselves.Quite a bizarre mindset.
rubbing my hairy pooey arsehole on water bottles that are to be distributed to migrant hotels
>>219803761actually i think it is my fault but i don't care, it's also my fault i wank all the time, don't care for similar reasons
bournemouths stadium only holds 11k wtf
I'm addicted to chocolate. Proper chocaholic me lol. Need my choccie every day or I just lose it lol
>>219803736Tbh if you look at Dutch people even they look different to us, but they are equal to us
rorke telling everyone his racist opinions unprompted yet again
it's overberg
>>219803690>alcoholism is a disease mateSkill issue. Alcohol is good for you as long as you know how to drink it. You're not supposed to get shitfaced by it, that's true. >>219803715>Need to stop doing drugs lads. Got to the point where I'm basically a miserable cunt whenever I'm not on something. All anxious and jumpy. Gonna have a little reset. Starting from tomorrow since I'm already on drugs today. Easy peasy.Use your tongue to push your mouth roof – or how the fuck it's called – in the back soft tissue.
swiss are quite swarthy in my experience
meeting the proto-gf's dad soon, if he turns out to be bald i'm leaving her because i don't want to risk having baldness genes in my future children
Cheeseburger and chips at Arsenal£18.50
I can either go get a yazoo from the shop or wait and go maccies for dindins
>>219803839What does “swarthy” mean? What do you understand by “XYZ is/are swarthy”?
>>219803836we have passed peak sheephttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrzd72wp5zo
>>219803864it lush x
>>219803836:3
>>219803876just look in the mirror, gyppo
too sad about Spurs' impending relegation to think or post properlyI'm just too sad ok.
>>219803864rich southerners consider that a bargain
>>219803895But it's objectively hilarious!
>>219803819fascinating thing about SA is that coloureds (half white/black) overwhelmingly vote for the centre-right DA party.Politically they're more white than black which is in stark contrast to mutts in the west who always go with their white side.Saw a coloured from Western Cape (majority coloured) talking shit about blacks migrating in from Eastern Cape (overwhelmingly majority black) like they were subhuman or something, lmao.
We're all in here>>>/mlp/43090433>>>/mlp/43090433
>>219803839to be fair we are quite swarthy too
>>219803895at least you didn't just lose to port vale
Think I want a girlfriendDon't think I'm good enough as a human to deserve oneChatGPT build me a 10 step programme to being the best me I can be
sup lads>>219803864Looks nice but that's a bit expensive innit?>>219803836cute>>219803843I don't think it works exactly like that
they really should ban international women's daywhat have they done that's worthy of celebration?
>>219803941looks like shit
>A man has died outside Glasgow's drug consumption facilityThe SNP strike again
>>219803843Baldness is caused by having long hair in childhood and teenage years, respectively covering it in such a way air doesn't help it. Hair is heavy for its root/fornicle.
someone needs to come collect rorke
well behaved women rarely make history
>>219803941Mamma mia, what is this lad?
>>219803969is that the same girl you posted before probably taking dick or something
>>219803972the vast majority of people don't make history
>>219803964rubbish i can personally attest to as someone with hippie parents who never made me get haircuts
>>219803980enchiladas
>>219803864abosh
accidentally told google gemini that I use chat gpt and now he's got the hump
>>219803954Here it's womens/mothers day, lov me mum, went and gave her flowers earlier.
>>219803918what a disaster
>>219804013sry but thats mental illness m8
>>219803988no I just saw her on a short about opossums I've never posted any girl taking dick here
the Gemini shill is back
>>219804014shagged them all
>>219804009Never had that, would eat though. Good job.
>>219804013
>>219804014for me it's number 3
>>219804005Women go bald as well as they age. Ever seen those photos or videos of women with long hair all the way to their feet? They'll go bald.The ones that don't go bald are the ones that didn't let the hair get too heavy to its root to weaken it.
>>219803918It`sA Lovelythread .. !!
i love oranges theyre so yummy
>>219803993
>>219803993Big boobs
Rangers - Celtic has gone to penalties in the Scottish Cup Quarter Final ladsI invite you all to watch
>>219804049Would love to munch on her fish and chips if you catch my drift
I'm feeling.... um... ZESTY FODEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPeLIXWLaiw
>>219804097Come 'ere, big boy... you know you want to ehhhhh *sticks out tongue and looks at the ceiling*
new morrissey albumwon't be listening to it
>>219803864armed robery is legal in UKistanI buy a kilo of rib steak for 7 pounds
>>219803758Yeah years ago when my childhood dog died I was managing a bottle of gin a night and still going to work the next day.As for being alcoholic I just made sure I never used it to get through the day like work, appointments, etc. Seen my Dad not even able to get by as a self employed tradesman who works alone without pulling out a little bottle something and it really is pathetic.
>>219804097>>219804123Even Pep doesn't rate this gay boy any more LOL!
>>219804083wow what an advertisement for scottish football
>>219804090Fuck are you talking about
Ngubu kicked a ball again did he?"we" won again did we?
>>219803836me in the background
ye watchin the fitbaw?
my sleep cycle is RUINED
>>219804097
>>219804131yeah but your wages are three coconuts a week or smt
>>219804138wouldn't start the day off with drinking but would be drinking in the lift up to toil and be rat-arsed by the time the day was over and also be drinking on the way home from toil (some of my favourite times ever), suppose that's what functional alcoholism looks like
hate when a guy gets a girlfriend and then feels the need to mention her all the time
>>219804177it's over
>>219804145you know
>>219803918Ok I will PostThere !!
just saw 5 yoruba biomass replicators
>>219804206erotic hip wiggle
Posting in Mousepaedophile's /mlp/ thread.
>>219804198Love that feeling but haven't had a girlfriend for a few months now and that feels bad
>>219804193Don't mind a cheeky pint at lunch time with a burger but yeah I'd be worried if I was doing that.
massaged the escort yesterday ladsshe has a nice bum
Opinion on Greyhounds?
>>219804266pikey dog
>>219804266Saw one yesterday outside my local store on a leash, it was a nice warm day outside but it was shivering. They have kind of a sad face. Would buy one desu but I wish them the best.
>MLPsexo
>>219804259stop shagging prozziesget a gf
>>219804266good lads but for me it's the humble whippet
>>219804266ugly freak dogs with evil aurasthey scare me
>>219804266Sort of dog a Del Boy would own because he thinks its going to make him rich
>>219803728The english are of the same composition as germans and french and dutch, germanics with celtic rapebabies
>>219804293Wouldn't*
>>219803728Sexooo
>>219803941GOODBYE, ENGLAND'S ROSEMAYYOUEVER, GROW IN OUR HEARTS
>>219804266big fanlove how they run
>>219804311Not true at all. We are pretty distant to the French (who aren’t even Germanic) and even Germans despite them invading. We are closest to Dutch and Danish.
greek calling others "rapebabies"
>>219803791It's not your fault it's post industrial society's fault
>>219804177Since some are talking about the benefits of alcoholism, if your sleep schedule is ruined, drink something hours before you'd go to sleep. Drink something you wouldn't otherwise drink usually like actual strong good beer, or wine, or champagne. When you start to feel it entering your bloodstream (that tiny tint of wooziness), that's the point you force stop yourself, close the bottle, put it back in the fridge or somewhere to not be seen or easily accessible, and ta-da: you'll sleep back on schedule. You won't have to fear chocking in your sleep either.
dogs are vile animals
>>219803993SNIVETTING
spent all weekend in bed again award
business idea prostitute that locks you in a padded room for 3 (over)nights and 3 days or 6 days of gf experience whichever is more expensive, and she rapes you for
>>219804055This is a rubbish theory. You either get bald or you don't. You need to accept it laddie da
have you ever had a girl in your bedroom?I remember when I was like 16 my school mate telling me casually about a girl who was over at his house at the weekend. He wasn't full of shit either. Anyway stuff like this never happened to me, neither then nor now. I'm 32 now and I've still never spoken to a woman or anything like that.
for 3 days (and 3 nights) how much would that cost (jk)
*rapes faster than eminem*
>>219804343Shut the fuck up, everything you say is inaccurate you anglo bastard
>>219804385yes several, even 2 at once
lemon drizzle cake with raspberry and pomegranate
hi guys
>>219804385no i've never had anyone come to my house everi'm a schizoid freak you see
helperlad has died
ladies and gentlemen...the next supreme leader of Iran...
>>219804385not really, my older brother's female friends would sometimes come into my room and ironically flirt with me, in a bullying waywasn't nice
>>219804430good
>>219804410You immediately jumping to insults proves you have no retort. We are generally similar to Dutch and Danish people, not so much the French or the Germans.
>>219804410Kek
>>219804385ktim but I'm 20 so it's not over for me
>~2026-2030 -- AI replaces ~all AI researchers>~2027-2033 -- AI replaces ~all white collar industry>~2032-2040 -- AI replaces ~all human industry>~2033-2042 -- All humans dead or obsoletei'll be 39-48 by theni'll have had a good run
didja see the fitbaw?
>>219804429I'm schizoid too but I still occasionally have people over. I don't particularly like doing it but it's a necessary sacrifice to not be totally alone forever
>>219804140Bring back second strikers and attacking number 10s save arr bunny
I want to have sex with police dogs
Last beer of the weekend
>>219804476FONT
>>219804458no but I heard a neddy neighbour (not the Ned Flanders kinds) shouting loudly so I assume the sellic have won (or lost) some sort of important football game
>>219804344delet>>219804385Yeah, It's more interesting when you go to their bedroom, I was surprised to learn that a lot off them are slobs, not dirty per say but very messy, one comes to mind in particular. >Anyway stuff like this never happened to me, neither then nor now. I'm 32 now and I've still never spoken to a woman or anything like that.There is still time lad
>>219804381If you have a kid, don't let it have hair covering its ears' lobe. When the hair starts covering all the way to the lobes, that's the point to cut it short. That's the least you could do for them.
>>219804479um
>>219804385>have you ever had a girl in your bedroom?no and I've never owned or needed to own a double bed. 44 this year *pours another drink*
nth for the baddiedem
>>219804517she fucks dogs btw
celtic and rangers fans are fighting
>>219804517>tattoosIt's a no from me.
off to flavourtown anyone want owt?
>>219804458No was playing Mariokart with my sis
>blunderland
Mousey's thread got deleted lmao
>>219804529at least it's not on the tits, I fucking hate that more than anything
niggersville, Kentucky
I dont post on /mlp/
>>219804497trust me, a small amount of social interaction really helps your overall mood. I thought spending 95% of my time alone was fine too once, but turns out something like a 70/30 split is better
bit weird whenever there's a pitch invasion and the commentators are banging on like a war crime is unfolding in front of their very eyes>these are terrible scenes here this is awful nobody wants to see this>it has totally soured the whole afternoon>there's going to be serious repercussions for this and rightly so>we will not stand for this behaviourwho actually cares
The green men beat the blue men at the fitbaw.The blue men are angry.The country is still a shithole.
If I were rich, or even earned a modest income, I could get on board with semi-regularly shagging the odd prozzie for 'social contact'. Would probably do me some good.Can't afford it though so it's lifelong celibacy and mental degradation for me.
>>219804579do you think that's their actual opinions or just that they're told to discourage it as much as they can
>>219804579what they should be criticising is how tinpot it is
>>219804579Well it is bad when it comes to these two clubs Can't be trusted, see
>Man dies outside UK's first drug consumption room in Glasgow
>>219804600just go find a gf
>>219804423
gay
>>219804579They of course have to publicly condemn it
>>219804446Retort to what? Inaccuracies and headcanon? It's what I said, germanics and celtics, not because I said it but history.
>>219804610hit by a bus(another covid death)
>>219804525She would never>>219804529Gay if you wouldn't
>>219804600Why not save up? They are not that expensive are they?
>>219804610the CIA did it
>>219804610should have let him in then shouldnt they
>>219804613can't be doing with all that I just want to kiss and cuddle a cute woman then coom in her then she leaves
>>219804508Refer to my earlier post about baldness occuring regardless of capital decor
>>219804296if I could get a gf I wouldn't be seeing escorts
>>219804635lol, I told you a lot of them are slobs, look at that fucking room. I bet her bedroom is worse.
BREAKING NEWS: Scotch legend Mousenonce, fresh from his /mlp/ ban, will be chiming in on Celtic's pitch invasion at 9pm
>>219804651buy a dog (not to coom in but I want to cuddle police dogs) pretty sure women like it if you randomly start fingering them in bed so maybe you are selling yourself short, youll figure it out though
feel sad
>>219804636I only work part time due to my menthol elf so I really don't make a lot of money.Make like £900 a month tops so after rent / food / fuel etc I genuinely have no money left. I think I actually lose money each month as every once in a while I have to move a few quid from my dwindling savings over to the current account. I don't go on holidays or anything like that; I just work my part time job then come home and fuck about on here. Once my body breaks down I will end my own life.
>>219804690sexo
when you watch old films, england looks nice but it probably wasn't all like that they probably only filmed the nice parts
>>219804672not enough horses on the ground for him to bother invading it
Ok I will eat it !!
>>219804690It`sOk !!Spurs MightNotgodown to TheEFL ..
>>219804658I promise you it's because of what I said. That, and abusing with clippers.
got my anus out
Ok I will shag it !!
this was in glasgow so quite literally mouseys placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7feTRUFwbJU
>>219804587
>>219804669She was pulling pokemon cards and being a dork, mess is standard
>>219804266they look like right mugs
I could go into a VRchat room and get 3 followers to go to another room and do what I want
>>219804693>menthol elfmental health? what do you have?Also how much are escorts? I remember going to Amsterdam when I was in high school and it was 50-60 Euro for 20 mins, that was in 2015 I think.
``Mouse``IsNotscotch Ok ..
>>219804526Fucking finally. Any webms of the clash?
>>219804738Is that the same person? Also that's a long finger lol.
So why do women become escorts?
>>219804579It brings the Reich into disrepute andvm encourages disobedience to authorities
>>219804772is chatGPT down or something
>>219804720>>>/wsg/6105703
>>219804772Probably lots of different reasons.
>>219804632KEK
>>219804769Nah different lass(pic related)
>>219804772They get paid for their whoredom
>>219804724>source: I promise
>>219804772Nobody goes willfully into prostitution, Anon. If nymphomaniacs don't do it, then you know it's a deathly affair for the soul for those involved. The ones that do – barring human trafficking – are already dead inside and afraid of death to speedrun to it.
>>219804782loooool y army getting it from all angles
don't get this bent cunt and his weird copes about his online prostitutes
to dare... is to do
>>219804610vax status?
nora fawn sex bottom
>>219804782heh
>>219804823>source: I know what I'm talking about.
>>219804844true. sexo
remember that fat albanian kid who leaked all that gta footagewhatever happened to him
Lots of threads about us in the old catalogUE today
>>219804610its obviously not the first drug consumption room
>>219804874ok buddy
that man over there, he has brown hair and has a brown moustache, maybe you want to keep that in mind
>>219804844yeah that's true
won a game of deadlock then lost one shortly after
>>>/gif/30344004
>>219804880perhaps those other rooms in which drugs were consumed prior to the construction of this particular room had their own functions beside the consumption of drugs
>>219804874Dunno what triggers it sometimes. Could be because of the Trump comments.
>>219804874I noticed that as wellBit weird isn't it
>>219804901horrid fake tits
fuck, it's a sunday
>>219804844Corrrrrr
>>219804901fucking hell he's lost it >>>/gif/30345395
>>219804901Lol, 4chan albino basement dweller's Fantasy, which only remains an imaginary fantasy in reality. You Albinos suffer from hallucinations because of your very low intelligence level, that Women from conservative countries when moved to the west for studies or job they throw away everything and become liberal because they are conservative, sheltered, monitored, repressed families. But that's not the case at all. The reality is the exact opposite, they remain quite conservative even in the west, because that's what they are used to, that's what they find is right or correct. They aren't whores like white women.
>>219804844
>>219804802Can't tell, a lot of them use the same make up, that "goth" stuff.
spooky!
>>219804923made for it
>>219804752>what mental health do you have?dunno. I tried to kill myself a few years back but was never diagnosed with anything. Mainly because I just wanted to get out of the mental hospital as quickly as possible.>how much are escorts in the UK?Dunno but more than I can afford anyway.
>>219804953i wonder why he was in that thread in the first place :thinking emoji:
cock is stinking
>>219804923>>219804957otherwise completely mid and you wouldn't look twice at her if you saw her on the street in normal clothes with no special makeup
Will you listen to The Mouseyboo Podcast: Episode 1 out tomorrow at 9am ?? Ok ..Very Special guest: HomealoneeveryfridayNight !!
>oil prices skyrocketing>4chan going down randomly yesterday>talk of boots on the ground we are so fucked lol
on Women's Day you're posting this filth?
>>219804957Horse neck ahh streamer>>219805009She has aura
>>219805017Yes. I Will
bit harsh on your man Ralph there
>>219804979half woman half hippo
Remember those early 2000s animated movies?>The Road to El Dorado>Treasure Planet>Prince of Egypt>Sinbad>Hercules>Atlantis the Lost Empire Remember when Disney films used to have hand drawn 2D animation?Do you know why that stopped and all got replaced with solely 3D movies ever since?It's simple, 2D animators had unions and contracts ensuring they could have breaks, visit family, couldn't be forced to live in the office for a month straight during crunch time.3D animators had no such unions or contracts. No restrictions on work hours or conditions beyond the basics of the law.That is why you never see big studios make 2D moves, not at all for 20+ years.
>>219805040which half
>>219805018we're all going to be drafted to fight a war in iran are we? is that what's going to happen?
you corrupt cunt
>>219805050omds what a boring post
>>219805050Anime FREAK
little rorke having his tea
>>219804979The (white British) maths teacher at my secondary school has this exact body type
can't imagine what a man who watches egirl streams AND takes random screenshots of them looks likeprobably shouldn't spend too long dwelling on it.
>>219804964Goth girl is a current trend but Nico has been rocking that aesthetic for years she never claimed to be a goth girl tho. Her fave colour is pink
>>219804979nah>>219804988That's horrible lad, I've had some bad period but never that bad. I did short circuit when I was 19 because I was doing so much stimulants and was legit retarded for a year but I recovered.
>>219805050i think it's because 2d animation is extremely expensive compared to 3d animation
>>219805054Americans areBritons will be sent to the Eastern Front
>>219805070ADHD iPad kiddie needs his Roblox and Pokémon card openings on 24/7 huh?
Just bought tickets to see "Stuttering" John Melendez at the Royal Albert Hall. £120 per seat lol it's mental
I will not wank todayI will not wank todayI will not wank today
>>219805109I wouldn't know it was happening if people here weren't posting them, there are not girls like that IRl in my cunt.
Just seen a pigeon. Marvellous creatures.
awooga
just because a film is computer animated doesn't mean it's not full of sovl
>>219805164which type
>>219805168proly AI this
i've fallen asleep and am sleeppostingalri?
>>219805168Does she GetHerbreastOut .. ??
yeah maybe red hair isnt fair, its too fit
Got my vagina out
>>219804988You should get a diagnosis so you get bennies
>juth seen a pigeon marvellouth creathures
>>219805199pics of it didn't happen
>>219805186it is
>>219805190once they show the goods it's game overthe play is to keep stringing simps along forever. It is what it is. She's hot enough that I don't mind.
>>219805207thcreaming
>>219805168obvious AI
>>219805199bit gay
>>219805190once they get their fanny out that's it, they have to start doing anal gangbangs and stuff just to even have a chance at making half the income they did before, see belle delphine
>>219804824The escort I see seems like an intelligent woman.
>>219805231so? its realistic (that means two things)
>>219805190thats not nora is it
Right that's it. IWNBAW. I'm killing myself.
>>219805207
>>219805202Probably should but I've had long periods where I've been in work like 5+ years and currently been working ~2 years in my present part time toil. So it would be hard going convincing them I can't work.The reality is I can work I'm just under a fair bit of mental strain.
Common side effects include sedation, indigestion, nausea, and insomnia. At higher dosages, there is an increased risk for restlessness and movement problems.[2] Serious side effects are valid for all atypical antipsychotics andphoar
>>219805247you are the problem
On the medical cocaine prescription
>>219805227>once they show the goods it's game overclearly, demonstably untrue
does tuppence mean fanny? i thought it meant arse
sexo blondessex sex (*starts barking*)
sticking my bum up my bum and calling it macaroni
>>219805298Belle Delphine fell off once she did sex vids and all that.
leftypol being bullied by his wife's bfs black kids
>>219805190Have heard her yap about 1 to many romance flicks, can no longer fap to her
>>219805277I'd rather do speed get mental for a while then calm down a bit.
Day 4 of my bloody hemorrhoid squirting blood everywhere whenever I take a shit
>>219805318might be because she got old though
>>219805292Would love that me
should be illegal for women to age past 22
I'msorridge/Brit/ .. for theSillyPosts .Ok
>>219805326
>>219805354love bush
15
>>219805378Eat a dick Fatty !!
>>219805322yeah cause you're a weird sad cunt who watches vtubers all day
>>219805354haha! saved this just in time, one step ahead of janny!cunt always deletes naked ladies within 5 minutes but leaves gay porn up for hours doesn't he
>>219805354Yurisisters look like this
>>219805359Grimmest feeling is dating a woman and seeing pics of when she was a fewer years younger and a lot better looking
>>219805354
If you don't have sex by 21 you should be publicly castrated, cock and all, to stop you becoming an incel freak.
>>219805398:(
>>219805389there's nothing nsfw in that videoplus jannies my mate he wouldn't ban meisnt that right mr janston?
>>219805359best post
>>219805389You're torturing yourself with women that'll never touch you.
>>219805398Must be so grim to date a woman. Glad I only date men who age like fine wine. Current bf is a silver fox and a stallion in the sack
>>219805347true but I honestly believe these internet harlots are best served by leaving themselves somewhere to go in terms of dangling the carrotthere has to be some element of allure, of mystique. If they show it all at once then lads just say "OK I've seen her now" then it's onto the next. I'm not saying this is admirable behaviour, just observing that it happens. People seek novelty. But they'll keep simping for the same lass if she still has things that are yet to be seen.
>>219805430can see hints of bush and bumcrack which is more than enough justification for janny
its good to have a wank bank (incase the bombs drop)
>>219805446Don’t need to hear about your pooey sex with geriatrics
>>219805326kek this sometimes happens to medont even know how I got a haemorrhoid i dont have bum sex in my arse
>>219805443don't expect them to, just like wanking and then eventually finding a woman who will touch me and even then still wanking over internet harlots
Pooey arse scranners
ive got to go get some pussy right nyow (before the bombs drop)
do not ever make the mistake of thinking you can build equity in a woman. everything you've spent and sacrificed doesn't mean shit the second you do something they don't like. everything you've done will add up to nothing in their mind.
>>219805487That's the thing, you won't.
>>219805388The Vtubers were at holofes, I've been watching more fleshies yap. I just can't fap to these dorks
Are we finally mature enough to acknowledge that Blackadder 1 was the funniest of all four and that the other three were just the same unfunny jokes recycled over and over again?
>>219805504you talk like a literal retarded baby, grow up oh my GOD
Starving. Don't know what to eat for my tea
A smart woman is superior to a smart man
>>219805511i think you're saying bumhole wrong
>>219805502already have done though
room smells of cockopng
>>219805521get a 'zza
>>219805523do you like feet
>>219805359Total Vtuber victory
Your da simps for virtual cartoon girls who pretend to be single/lesbians/enjoy video games
>>219712708>>219712708>>219712708
>>219805540I have a few frozen ones in the freezing system
>>219805516i prefer s1 i like roe atka’s character in that one rather than the smug redditor dickhead he is in the other seris
>>219805566>>219805566>>219805566
some girls like video games
>>219805630watch this
>>219805557Take that back my oshi is a gamer
>>219805354Bloody nora
