Imagine living your 50 years following all the autistic haddiths just to spent eternity with a bunch of Arabs. That is my idea of hell
What God would choose Arabic (or any Semitic language for that matter) as his
>>219806567God loves Semitic people, He only ever appears in the Middle East for some reason.
>>219806504Starvation month moment
>>219806504Notice how when first worlders stopped being religious their IQ increased, and now that their IQ is dropping they're becoming more religious again. Fascinating phenomenon.
>>219806504>>219806567>>219806656>>219807159>>219807223YOU CHUDDIES CANNOT EAT BECAUSE I CANT. RESPECT MY HECKIN CULTARINO
>>219806504Eternity with family is great.
>>219806504It's unfunny to disrespect people's beliefs
>>219807159You've never done fasting before?
>>219806504Our concept of Heaven is different from yours. Yours is people in pyjamas wandering around aimlessly in a fog. Ours is NO RULES BARRED HOLODECK EXPERIENCE x 1 TRILLION. In Islam, heaven has no rules. You can have anything you want. You wanna be Hitler and exterminate Jews? Go for it. You wanna be Palpy and rule a galactic empire? Sure. You want 1 million sex slaves to fuck? Absolutely. Heaven has no rules nor sin nor consequences. You don't have to interact with anyone in Heaven if you don't want to. Why would you? The smallest reward in Heaven is the planet Earth and its entire contents. Conversely, a muslim will be rewarded even if his good deed is only worth one atom. You do the maff.
>>219813192Christian heaven isn't like in cartoons. It's more abstract, like a state of eternal ecstasy.Also your heaven just sounds like Mormon heaven but with fewer responsibilities.
>>219813192>erm we have to heggin do all these big gay prayers and live like lil buggies so we can like heggin have le fun in heaven o algo>have fun now? Erm no just no
>>219806504>being stuck for all eternity with p*kis, s*malians, *ndonesians and *rabsYea, id rather be in "hell" with Scandinavians and Japs, 100%
>>219813192>First reward he thought of is reenacting the Holocaust
>>219813754Nordics and Japanese both go to Valhalla anyway. It's good.
>>219813192>>219813772Are the Jews you're using to re-enact the holocaust actual Jews or like NPC simulacrum Jews?
>>219813192>muslims avoid hedonism in life so they can be hedonists in the afterlife
>>219814205Their asceticism has always been insincere.
>>219813192now this is the dumbest shit about islam ive ever heard more than any zutt shit or whatever i guess this is how you pacify and unite a race of barbarians
>>219813811Does it matter?
>>219813192You are nihilists who seek hedonism in the afterlife. all promised to you by a false prophet.In reality you will burn in hell after you die.
>>219806504You’re German , why you’re downgrading
>>219806504Peats living among Germans
