wet leg edition
arse
>>219807317red rooster for me
Shit, shower, then maccos runMcspicy with a chocolate shake oh yes happy days
>>219807413ever considered a shower of shittwo birds with one stone or something of the sort
once got id'd for mountain dew because they thought it was an energy drink
About to do something important could use some encouragement lads
>>219807413yes consoom the slop
nigerian flatmates got a massive fish defrosting in the sink so I can't do my dishes which is great
>>219807437kek
>>219807443same, when i was 16 i was with the gf at the time and i got id'd for monster from tesco petrol stationsaid i need to be 16 for itthen they asked if i needed to pay for petrol.
She could be in my wet dream if you catch my drift
>>219807437it do be like that
>>219807454good luck lad, you can do it
>>219807468*slaps her arse*get the pot noodle on
>>219807457>nigerian flatmates
in my day, a girl flashing her boobs was a big dealthese days, you have to beg them to not spread their asses on the internet for $5/month
>>219807457dystopian
so whatever happened to pooshowerlad?
sir dystopian fish defroster
the potential escort
*gets home to start posting*
given the controls mid air reckon you could've flow one of the planes into the the wtc?
That's rorke done
any lads here tried tadalafil (cialis)? How is it compared to Sildenafil (viagra)?
>>219807534that is the smallest door I have ever seen behind her
>>219807530scr
>>219807535>immediately having to go round to next door and ask for your ball back
>>219807404Scummy chav drink
option 2
>>219807455Oh pack it in rorkeOne fast food meal every two months isn't bad
>>219807561>what is a mirror
>>219807523>>219807534>>219807546>>219807574>>219807579is everyone on /brit/ just escortmaxxing these days then?
>>219807553why's that chimp in a suit haha he's not a human
>>219807454You will fail in your endeavour
>>219807478isnt she a lesbian?
>>219807545Planes pretty much fly themselves these days. Pilots aren't needed and so yes, I could fly a plane anywhere with a few minutes of orientation
>>219807561probably because it isn't
Oh no... evacuate the thread
>>219807610>she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYxNJbCvCdQ
>>219807561screaming
>>219807534>>219807574first one
>>219807560told you last time, got a headache
option 3
>>219807614Holy grimoli
on Women's Day? really?
got a 10 night solo trip coming up
>>219807660second one
You lot would've loved 190cm master raceKind, witty, informative..YhHe was the best
>>219807457ah yes the kafkaesque nigerian flatmate gimmick, I kinda like it
>>219807569>>219807587fuck yersel
Got some sort nfection, coughing up some foul mucus
>>219807413Last time I had a Mcspicy it woke me up at 3am to shit it out
loads of rum muck in this thread
obama scrambling the f16s to intercept this post
We should make our military a lot more cost effective in the west
don't want to mog but i'm 193cm
I predict an earthquake up in here
>>219807679wouldn't call that Kafkaesque but ok
>>219807534too good to be true
scranning some beemster classic
What to order
the lads
>>219807645I've tried 25mg Sildenafil this past weekUsed it yesterday when I had sex with an escort, shit worked nicelymight try 50mg next time, only sides were my cheeks got a bit flushed
>>219807367How tall is this womanShe looks like 8 ft tall
>>219807670could be lush
>>219807722>card onlyDo a 360 and walk right out. Death to the new world order
>>219807754dont reply to me again you incel prick
Boomers and normies are starting to get red pilled on the Jews
>>2198077445'10 apparently
>>219807709
seasideMARK
>>219807789He was really young, something like 23 in this photo (really)
>>219807785Thank ya x
>>219807702I'm barely 180 and my penis is average >>219807736isnt 50 a lot? why risk it
>>219807715>>219807640shes got a giant fake arse I dont like those
>In 2022, he was jailed for stabbing a teenager three times in the neck. Four years on, Mr Jibowu now campaigns to raise awareness about knife crime.>"Every single person I know that's carried a knife, they've either ended up dead or in a prison cell. Take it from me, I've gone to prison for stabbing someone.>"You don't have to listen to me, but the choice is yours."Mad how stabbing someone several times in the neck will get you less time in prison than a nasty tweet.
>>219807782the reality is ZOG is basically undeniable nowvery much like late 1920s germany where basically everyone sees jewish power
sunday night bifta
need a gf with blood red hair
>>219807782Yeah yeah they're red pilledBut are they Red Rooster'd?
>>219807845is she Romanian? avoid if possiblewhat area are you in? I'd suggesting finding a British escort
scream pooing
>>219807610>shethats an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird mate
please do ask the same exact question over and over again escortmongwe're all on the edge of our seat waiting for your latest updates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kIsY-l7CeI
The wifes coming back home in an hour from her trip and I havent cleaned the house
Dunno how you can bring yourself to shag an escort
>>219807881>what area are you in?Surrey
>>219807845>fake arseGod fucking damn it. Don't women get we'd be fine with a natural arse, with real natural jiggle
just remember this. at one point in time escortmong was his mothers little cherub. she use to look at him for maternal adoration while as he giggled each time she bounced him on her knee.
top gearnow that was a tv show
Yeah yeah we was in the club.And you slapped my arse.But what you don't get is you actually slapped my fake decoy arse.My real arse remains unrustled Fool
leffe blonde is getting opened
>>219807660She the buyer?
escortmong's mum used to bounce me on her cock
>>219807967
Loved going to the corner shop on the way home from school and getting a chocolate, drink, and bag of crispsFuck sake lads I wish I were young again. Going to be 30 in a few years and it's grim
>>219807967ok there was no need for thati hate that mong as much as anyone but that's grim
hey, what's up guys? welcome back to binging with babish where this week we're looking at meals of /brit/.
>>219808009You can still do that...
>>219808009corner shops not let in 30 year olds do they
nothing wrong with a bit of paid sex
>>219807926just had a look on AW for Surrey (I live nowhere near there), there's some hot British ones on there.>>219807967Well women never showed any interest in me and I can't handle rejection
>>219807712lovecraftian then I dunno.>In the dim and unwholesome hours of the evening, when the kitchen’s lone bulb flickered like a dying star, I approached the sink with the humble intent of washing the day’s dishes. Yet there, in that steel basin meant for cleansing, lay a thing most profane—a fish, pale and glistening, staring with the glassy indifference of some abyssal relic dredged from unknowable waters. My Nigerian flatmates, with a calm wholly incompatible with the horror before me, spoke of it as though such aquatic interlopers belonged naturally among the spoons and plates of civilized men. A briny odor rose from the drain like the breath of some slumbering deep, and I felt then that the sink had become not a household fixture but a portal to elder seas, where sanity dissolves like soap in dark and brackish tides.
>>219808025
women? not a fan
>>21980800932 this yearstill remininsce about the old daysthe summers, 2005, those daysit'll never be the same again
>>219808048pitiful portion size
chips, pop and a bær
Got barred from the newsagents when I turned 30
>>219808062>>219808009get therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTgwGmRhmq0
any man in enjoying the football
me? born in 2008.
>>219808032>>219808036autistic mongs making their little reddit repliesit was about the feeling of going home from school with snacks to chill and play cod or runey with the lads
If STDs weren't a thing I'd probably go broke shagging escorts to be honest w/ you.I'd treat that shit like an all-you-can-eat buffet
>>219808100What for
>>219808042
>>219808042need the belgian to start making nigerian lovecraft fish people
>>219808113looks alri that muck
>>219808123for being an unc
>>219808120can literally still do that
>>219808113What's all in it x
>>219808137said the same thing about your mum
>nigerian flatmate gimmickit's not really a gimmick when that's just my current living situation
>>219808150leave it on reddit next time lad
>>219808120You can still do that...
>>219808175leave it on reddit next time lad
>>219808042nowhere near enough racism in that to be considered lovecraftian, especially seeing as they're nigerianthink lovecraft would have actually fainted if confronted with anon's conundrum
>>219808156jerk chicken and plantain and all sorts of caribbean nonsense
Watching "World War II: From the Frontlines"Can't believe how fucking stupid British people were in the 30's and 40's. We could and should have sided with Germany but no we threw our empire away to prop up our enemies the USA and the USSRgenuinely fucking insane objectively speaking but we've got to pretend this is some edgy evil rorke opinion rather than something that is as plain as dayfunny how we call the cunts who ruined everything "the greatest generation" because if we don't blindly worship them then we'd have to look at them as stupid twats who ruined everything for everyone forever
watch one ONE video about some darkweb nutter on ‘utube and now the recs are filled with >deepest darkest conspiracy!!>unsolved 4chan bullshite>this is man is a sicko!! >can you believe this dark stuff going on??fuck OFF
>paralympics started on Fridayoh my dayshave you lads been watching it?
>i wish i could do X like when i was a kid>you can still do X>ermmm reddit much? grow upmelty
>>219808233Any fitties?
Im like GrÃma Wormtongue but for telling my manager when people take too long on their breaks or sneak out for extra fags
>>219808233I saw a webm on /tv/ of a Paralympian crashing on a ski slope and it was the funniest thing I've seen for a very long time
>>219808009I turned 30 in January and my life is better than ever. I spent a decade worrying about turning 30 and now I don't give a shit at all
Go off Rorke
Probably just gonna whack a bunch of nuggets in the air fryer. Reminds me of that big bag of bachelor chow fry has in Futurama.
>>219808249That's not like Grima Wormtongue that's just rat behaviour. Grima had power. You're just a rat
posted it again award
bollocks are filled with microplastics
>>219808265I'd pretend to be leftypol for this bint. Quite fond of the septum piercings
>>219808265shit like this is why I avoid online politics altogether, too many freakish cringelords spouting off
Have never used an air fryer in my life, how are they better than an oven?
nigga typed Ã
>>219808265nah
My life has had so many moments of shame and humiliation it's actually insaneBeing an autistic freak is brutal with just the sheer number of bad memories you have to dwell on compared to normal people and they never healJust L after L after L for fucks sakes
>>219808317ive got one of these
>>219808265can't believe there are niggas out there who ignore the nose ring LAW
>>219808312Loads quicker, don't need to preheat it
>>219808312they smell like burnt plastic and its all teflon inside, would buy a metal glass one
when ze seagulls follow ze trawler
big deadlock update
>>219808332but youre a good lad
Really want to spunk on some big oily tits. Can anyone here help?
>>219808332are you an emo?
>>219808265if anyone's dying alone its the lad who talks like ozymandis
botty melty
>>219808375probably>>219808382used to begot it with my ex when i was younger
>>219808379escortmong can recommend you some escorts
>>219808203It was your bankers and leaders that dragged us into both world wars, dont act like it was our or even Ivan's making
>>219808337you don't need to preheat a normal oven either
Was a shut-in during my teen years so I don't have any memories of messing about with mates in town, chilling in the park, talking to girls, getting the oldest looking lad to get a bottle of alcohol from the corner shop, or any of thatOverbearing parents were paranoid about stories of kidnappings or kids going drugsI've got memories of playing RuneScape with mates but it's not the same really. Had to compensate when I went to uni
wonder if i'll ever be featured on uk dash cameras
>>219808440FONT
>>219808440You can do those things now still, especially with Huntley gone
>>219808440Ktim but never grew out of my shell even at uni
>>219808415Without the american revolution there would have been no world wars to begin with. Your evil traitor slaveowning freemason French loving "founding fathers" broke the planet and now we're pathetic and you are soulless mutts. Was it worth it?
You are a funny little ladDon't you know that I control it all?
>>219808440You can still do that...
>>219808265SSRI stare
its beginning to feel a lot like looming
back from my ski trip, lads
okay
I Can`t believe ..I can`tBelieve ..It`s coming home !!
catberg prowling about looking for absolutely nothing
Oil is gonna hit $200 per barrel Madness
>>219808464ktim
>>219808485Exactly. People here are too afraid to do anything. I might be in my 30s and the town centre might be dead now but I'll still go down the skate park and talk to the lads there. The difference is these days I'm the one buying the alcohol
>>219808556according to the Landman television show ive been watching - that's bad
>>219808550
>>219807367are rhian
>>219808556hope cagers suffer immensely
>>219808595needs rape
getting some disgusting ads on prime of women with period stains on their jeansdisgusting im having me tea
>>219808610classic image
>>219808464that's the thing about shells, you don't grow out of them, you have to break out of them
>>219808623not nice
>>219808638hermit crabs grow out of their shells
Imagine if we simply didn't try to protect BelgiumImagine if we simply didn't try to protect PolandImagine if we simply didn't try to protect FranceWhat a beautiful world we denied ourselvesI can't believe how fucking stupid our countrymen were a century agoEverything thrown away for foreigners, no wonder we're flooded with foreigners now
>>219808622toilberg pays for my pettyx
>>219808638they say that about dogfucking as well
>>219808654Pretty women can be depressed too, Rorke
>>219808475You lot were looting monasteries to bring gold to shekelberg before the new world was even founded, dont give me that convenient cop out. You know it's false. England has been the pioneer of industrialism, wage slavery, usury, monopoly, financial speculation. Sided with the foreigns against the continentals since time immemorial
>>219808650not true crabs are they
final hours of the weekend are winding downand o, what a weekend it has been!o, catberge! how gracefully doth he crest!!
>>219808674kill yourself
>>219808654lmao even
Think I may have caught a cold from the escort lads :(
getting a new computer. It's an IBM
what if toilberg (government) paid (jobseekers allowance) for your pet (boyfriend)
Right well that's Nikki Sixx taking a dump
>>219808689correct but irrelevant
>>219808569I remember when I was a kid and there was always a couple of weird older guys that used to hang out with us and try to shag the girls.
i'm an incel and a fascist
just found out that that nigga stede bonnet really did sail with blackbeard I thought it was made up
>>219807367My grandmother has a very similar looking crus.
>>219808744charles darwin sailed with him as well
>>219808719hardly a dumpmore of a squirt of cream
>>219808723story of my life aha
doing farts like TOOT TOOT TOOT
>>219808765A McFlurry
not enough faggots are getting killed these days
>>219808774haha waheyyou drinking tonight my chum?
>>219808777me when i'm a mouse that gets magically turned into a human
corr would love to smash her head in
The hate I bear thee can affordNo better term than this: thou art a villain
>>219807367she 'avin a slash?
on Mousey's Patreon so heard his new podcast (out tomorrow for free) and it's well good first episode he's listening to The Beatles for the first ever time
>>219808777Imagine if she was ghostly pale white with black hair instead
a like cheese
A mousetwat podcast is it.....sounds great..........
>>219808797yeah got some water
>me when i'm a mouse that gets magically turned into a humandontsexo
2026 Expectation: Deus Ex Human Revolution 2026 Reality: Battlefield 3
my arse stops holding the poo whenever I check there is always poo on it
here, you lot are a bunch of zoomerswhats the consensus on this marathon game?
>>219808843ok
Rorke will go off about the french revolution but goes silent when the protestant "reformation" is brought up
>>219808860we're all on slay the spire 2 unc keep up
>>219808882Fucks sake rorke what is he like
This is my first time being connected to the World Wide Web.
>>219808860concord 3.0t. 40 year old grandpa
>>219808860alri if you have friends and like extraction shooters
>>219808892do you member the alamo
>>219808687>You lot were looting monasteries to bring gold to shekelberg before the new world was even foundedHenry VIII was greater than any yank who ever lived, the Jews were invited back a century later by Cromwell>dont give me that convenient cop out. You know it's false. England has been the pioneer of industrialismThe industrial revolution was the greatest thing ever. The American revolution was the worst thing ever>wage slavery, usury, monopoly, financial speculationThis was done by pro-Americans like Alexander Baring, 1st Baron Ashburton>Sided with the foreigns against the continentals since time immemorialThe continentals are the foreigners you dumb fuck
>>219808860I only play Re-volt
>>219808860more boring generic slop
>>219808654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU
poo coming out my arse like jumpers out the twin towers
>>219808794yanks are always crying about "faggots" because you're brain rotted christian subhumans no better than Africans and Arabs
>>219808939good post
>>219808939you like getting shit on your dick and sucking shit covered dicks lol
>>219808968done that shit covered dick sucker
>>219808939the rare gay rorke
Charlie bit my fucking finger
Got to rest my head on the boobs of the escort yesterday Felt very softShe's got nice E cup boobs, felt like a nice squishy pillow
>>219808968>>219808982christian yanks literally have mutilated penises
300 pound yank taking a break from inhaling mcdonalds to tell gays they're ungodly
>>219809007what do you mean you got to, you literally paid for her to do whatever you want
>>219809054
This summer I intend to fuck fat women and milfs in Swansea
WATCH: Green MP Hannah Spencer is forced into a police car after anti-trans protesters fight in front of her in Manchester
Played splitscreen Fifa 09 with the escort earlier lads
i will never grow old with someone i love and feel genuine peace and satisfaction that everything is right and good
just ate 6 slices of mostly black burnt toast
keep white women out of the sun
>>219809083based
>>219809114sounds like you should kill yourselfbonus points if you lure a faggot to a meeting and perform a murder suicide
Discussed Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon with the escort last night
>>219809054I asked first to make sure she was ok with itYou can't just do whatever you want with escorts
>>219809094why is literally every lefty so dysgenic
dont need an escort because i have a gf
>>219808891So it's important that you give us your full name and address so we can verify you
>>219809137Horrible mean post
i'm not tolerant or welcoming
right well that's a post advocating committing a hate crime which violates United States law
>>219809146faggot the only thing sadder than you is the parasite behind all of the personas and that being true is sad
Verified by Visa
Sports Bar kino tomorral. Jamie O'Hara having a fockin meltdown... I can't wait about it.....
glod
the piece of paper with my passwords on it is starting to fall apart
>>219809094love that little tranny billboard fella
These old timers ain't on nuttin' They fell off, Jamie O'Hara
>>219809209Lincoln away....
hi guys i have an exam tomorrow
>>219809224*starts dry humpign u*
>>219809224get on the bitwarden
>>219809137Why don't you just kill yourself? Get a gun and shoot yourself. Your country exists solely to make your suicide extremely easy
>>219809232hi have an exam tomorrow
>>219809142read the tractatus it were a load of crap
>>219809253no thanks>>219809240um ok
>>219809256that joke doesn't even work
>>219809255based
>>219809255If you kys you go to hell
>>219809275Did you start with the Greeks?
Seeing a whole lot of posts made without a spirit of love, peace, honor, truth, justice, gentleness, kindness or compassion
blud is playing ping pong with the escorts
>>219809224Make a new sheet x
>>219809295They're already in the usa
>>219809385>>219809385>>219809385
sex with rorke
oh
need a gf need to respect myself more enjoying my time alone rn
NEW>>219805566>>219805566>>219805566
petulant jannie
watch me whip. watch me naenae
>>219809458teach me how to dougie
going sleep probably
got a cracking post for the new, whenever rorke gets off his fat arse and makes it
might go to the paki shop and get chocolate
>>219809528he's a lazy shite that boy
right get on with it
>>219809633>>219809633>>219809633
Are we just not having a new then
GET IT FUCKING MADE RIGHT THIS FUCKING MINUTE YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNTS
new>>219809634>>219809634
for fucks sake
>>219808265>be a rorke incel>not blackpilled???
>>219809646>>219809641every tiem
