fag diet edition
let's scran, to the bana pizza hut a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Stereotype of a upper middle class 60+ conservative who hated and still hates people who voted for Brexit
going for lunch at google with the google lunch manhope he wasn't joking
Huey Lewis and the Jews
>>219811794even my ugly fat gf looks more feminine and attractive than that
>>219811794How much an hour?
>>219811812post her feet
>>219811748yeah I saw it I saw it I tell you no lies
>>219811794not a patch on cami
>>219811745what was the point of saving this and posting it as the OP image for a general for a country that isn't yours?
/brit/ will be the new UKpunting but much betterthey're all a bunch of middle aged lechers sensitive young men, autists and shy lads need escorts way more2026 is the year of Escortmaxxing
do you all actually pay for sex there are loads of women out there walking around wanting a good shagging for free
fuck sake I really want a kebab but it's sunday and grim
>>219811811Dave Muslims Band
>>219811828as you can see she is wearing socks
Stop sexualising people. Even if they sell their bodies don't buy it. Sex is evil.
>>219811843no thanks. escortmong made visiting escorts cringe and weird
>>219811768I don't count the bump limit you spastic, I have never "saved" a post.Legitimately, what the fuck does the fact he's a remainer have to do with him being a stereotypical conservative boomer?
>>219811828
why is bum crack and pube and most boob SFW but fanny slit and arsehole and nipple is NSFW
>>219811880I (EscortLad) made it normal
>>219811885hope thats not a man
I don't make the rules, I just wank to things that skirt them
>>219811911kill yourself
like sodom and gomorrah in here sometimes
Millions of Americans literally worship Israel and donate billions to it annually because they believe it will cause the Christian apocalypse.
>>219811933kahtim kahtim kahtim!
>>219811886corr they've got flying trains though. decades ahead those nips
>>219811938i studied the blade while these coomers were fornicating with harlots
>>219811848>loads of women out there walking around wanting a good shagging for freethey all want Gigachads
americans be like: "They found me. I got cot."
wouldn't ever actually see a prostitute was just looking out of curiosity
nth for the baddiedem
>>219811943We're all going to die because people are really into two thousand year old fan fiction.
might tell the 'scort that i'll give her $1000 if she lets me punch her in the face hard enough to give her a black eye, and if she insists on more than that then i'll agree and offer $3000 if she lets me break her nose
>>219811848>out therewhere?
Gary Eats and Danny Vs. FoodSay ..voteRestore Britain !!
I genuinely hate sex, porn, relationships. It fills me with disgust.
>>219811938True, where are the slags?
the Marxist theory of imperialism has been proven utterly wrong in the 21st centuryIt's ZOG and has been since 1945.
>>219812035how do you feel about BOOBS
>>219812035nah it's the pornification of sexnatural sex is great
>>219812035Based desu
well said jez
is Nazi lad / Commie lad still going
>>219812138no hes been dealt with
Right then, I just got a warning from the janitor for reporting Belgnonce's AI interracial porn spam.Apparently it's "false reporting or misuse of the report system"
>>219812120Based Jez
>>219812120>>219812127>>219812130screaming and farting
>>219812120extremely gay
just going to test if i can first try Inner Isshin on Sekiro still
working my way through this red bull then got last night's half drunk pipeline punch for afters
>>219811841it's kinda funny, gain a clue from the bottoms and loosen up
>>219812165you wouldn't know extremely gay if it slapped you across the gooch
actually not dreading toil tomorrow my job is easy and my team are funny loving people i sit in my own room and get to spend hours dossing about reading about history or the news or whatever. hot cup of tea whenever i want it. banging food in the canteen.
in Scotland we don`tHaveGravyinChippysOk ..WehaveChippy sauce ..
... SOS Ebayan still trapped in Dubai ... Someone rescue him to Japan today ... Doughnut picture ...
Mhmm
Poo farts
>>219812192have GKMC and Yeezus, everything else sucks bigly>>219812209easy there buddy
>>219812247He was only good on talkRADIO he's been shit since then
>>219812247He's a grifter
shitting my entire britchesscreeching sheet oot o me breechespoo is whirring out of my arse like a reverse vacuum cleanerliterally being shot out like a backwards jet enginefeeling like i might blast off into space
what if the letby babies were suicidal
>>219812188yes i can
>>219812247He looks Like .. The MacMaster !!
Comrade Xi... The goyim stand with you.
show a niqqa from 2006 this photo and say that Drumpf is serving his second term as US prez and niqqa will almost certainly go bananas
got a hole in my bum
>>219812247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFDfOrInEc
>>219812323rarely hear the yanks talking about chinese nukes do you
>>219812330tell them that it's to finally settle war in the middle east once and for all and they'll be able to come to terms with it
>>219812367Delusional goy
>>219812323on that neo-confucian drip
Let's make this year YOUR year
wonder if the toilfu flicked her bean this weekend
My cock has something to say
>>219812323Liberate us from the zionists? Zased
>>219812439no i flicked it for her
has any human being ever found a just eat discount code that hasn't expired
isn't it mad that the first permanent english settlement in america in 1607 was only a few miles away from where general cornwallis surrendered at yorktown in 1781?
>>219812486doesn't seem that mad nor interesting nor worth posting
Girlfriend, boyfriend... goyfriend.
>>219812486No not really
cow, cube, cowube
>>219812524nonce
>>219812524False Foden
was stroking the cat then i farted then she left off my lapwhat a prissy twat
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor sex arse
>>219812355bit sanctimonious innit
>>219812524She will be raised on the Word of God
right that's the mcdonalds ordered
>>219812486no because the colonies were smaller back then so of course those events would be close by
>>219812568bean fumes are toxic
>>219812323if China falls to ZOG then jews are gonna rule this planet until the sun consumes it
mountbattyman
Wish I was cuddling with Jack
what books you lot reading then
>>219812603There's still North Sentinel Island, Antarctica, and the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
>>219812632can't read me
>>219812613A cuddle with Winston
>>219812613comfy showmight rewatch
>>219812632Shadows of the apt
>>219812355done im
>>219812632Return of the King
I'm cumming
>>219812644Try audiobooks
>>219812355Wonder where these lads are now
>>219812632Starmaker by Olaf Stapleton. Don't think I like it tbqh.
sucking a huel for dindins
trying to remember what it was like to be able to hear out of both ears
>>219812632The Daoedejing
>about to ask out pretty girl at work>look her up and see she has a boyfriend who is choppedIt gives me more confidence since we are equal in looks but yeah I need Netanyahu to arrange an accusation on him now so I have a chance
>>219812602how did you know i've been eating beansi've got my eye on you
>>219812731when did people start saying chopped
>>219812707
I like a girl who ain’t afraid to let ‘em rip in my presence.
Have to register just to have a chance of buying an Olympic ticket. What's this madness?
>>219812748The day you became a boomer
>>219812685not reading that is it, hate when people say I read but they actually listened to an audiobook>>219812735from the flag :P
>>219812755i got paris ones on resalebit more expensive but got to see what seat i was buying which you can't do in the initial ballot
>>219812785Why do you hate that
Every time I see a woman the ensuing gender dysphoria makes me have a surge of suicidal feelings
>>219812785good lad. audiobooks do not count.
i've literally not read a book except yhe binble in a decade.
>>219812833and that's okay !!
>>219812843Toenails the same colour as her bf
>>219812831Why
what's this electric F1 car business someone explain?
why are they like this
>>219812843As someone not attracted to feet, transsexuals, or women - please stop posting this.Genuinely makes me feel sick.
>>219812843fit but i don't get toe rings at all.
>>219812781i'm 21 sooo
>>219812833they're all just repeats of the bible desu
tranny milf feet
>>219812843based>>219812871be my bf (gay)
me and twin
>>219812862Zionists think it still works
having thoughts
I am so woefully underpaid fucking hell
>>219812818because it's not reading, reading takes effort and concentration, it stimulates a certain part of the brain, they should say "I listened" to this audiobook
>>219812906Fucked up ai abomination
>>219812906
>>219812906Sugar gaydar
>>219812871I'm 25 and if you were a woman you'd be too old for me but lowkey
>>219812963literally me
>>219812925You have to concentrate on an audiobook too or else you'll find you've missed a chapter not listening
patty butty and a newcastle brown ale for tea lads
This bovril is too salty
What's funny about that
>>219812806I was tempted to get one for Italy but I didn't bother in the end. I would really love to go to one though. I went to hyde park when it was in London because they had big screens everywhere showing the events and even that was a great experience.
>>219813021
Thinking of converting to Shia Islam.Sunnis did Al-Qaeda and ISIS and behead kids but then did nothing when Palestine was being genocided, they also ally with the US and Israel.Shias stand up for resistance against ZOG and against the genocide.
>>219812632would say but i don't want anyone to spoil it
https://voca.ro/1c3c177yUl01
>>219812963lil foreskin fella
If you went back in time to the last date with her before the relationship ended what would you do?
>>219813038Earrape
>>219811840>my favourite degenerate freak bloke is better than yoursstate of you lad
Right Right RightI Think I Will Go Attempt A Poo
>>219813042>the last date with herMate im in my 30s and never had a date
>>219812920>£20k less than where I should be Grim
>>219812977I translated that into the house style of the BBC >Trump, US President, is close to Israel's PM Netanyahu.
>>219812991true but it's easier, you have to admit that
my ex was so fitshame i had to freak out and dump her!it's ok
Exchange Flags, 1880s and 2026
>>219813060Wizard?
trumps smells and he has a pooey bum and he rapes women
>>219813082is this liverpool?
my cock was too big for my ex anyway
>>219813054shes kind of pretty in that fish bulb head filter waynot as hot as michelle as youve rightly alluded to thats for sure
leftypol is torn between the jewson one hand, jews created his entire ideologyon the other, jews kill the muslims he loves so muchwhat a life leftypol lives
I have taken the 50mg Sildenafil 10 minutes early
>>219813060What sector of society would suffer if you were never born?
>>219813078I find it easier but that's because I physically can't read a book any more, idk if it's easier for everybody I know some people simply cannot follow an audiobook
>>219813042None of my dates ended in a relationship, so technically they all ended before it began.
>>219812991Yeah but not really. I do both and it's a totally different experience. Audiobooks are enjoyable and easy but you're not taking in the same amount of info, if you can do it while driving or washing up you're not really giving it your full attention. It makes sense to separate it because if someone says they read then you should expect them to actually read, not listen to sexy fantasy women wanklit while scrolig through grindr. I am directing this at you specifically.
how big is your cock then
>>219813099alright sir keir, it's past your bedtime now
>>219813101yes exchange flags in liverpool
This makes me feel 100x more patriotic than God Save the King ever couldmad what good music can dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77A1p9vEHw
>>219812906deano spends a grand on these as pets then gets rid of them when he realises how much space they need
>>219813117not me that>>219813132>I find it easier but that's because I physically can't read a book any moreyou can but it needs practice
>>219812920i've got a masters from a rustlers group and only earn 29k many years after graduating
>>219813136 worse than never going on a date
>>219813076Oop jannie got to him. Not really sure what's controversial about saying trump is a child rapist that's being controlled by the big iz
>>219813127I don't exist for the benefit of the state you weird cunt
>>219813148the new building isn't actually that bad, albeit a degeneration compared to the previous oneI'm more of a brick expressionism guy though
oh my fucking dayssss leftypol what are you doing blud
>>219813120Leftypol simply refuses to believe Jews had any input in forming his ideology he feels no pressure to live in reality
>>219813153innitgod save the king suffers from being a fundamentally shit song regardless of the meaning behind it
>>219813141If you read while listening to music you might not take it all in either or if you skim read or are internally distracted, when I used to read voraciously I used to realise I'd gone pages without really comprehending what I was reading
>>219813153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VucMb_n-an0
Me? Why certainly, I will tell you. Only because you asked so nicely. I keep buying more books than I actually read.
Wish the nazi yank would go 30 minutes without posting some boring politics slop here
pooing out of my bum
>>219813042Make sure to have sexo and film it aha
Smick
got no motivation to do anything, literally nothing. I don’t really enjoy my job. I’ll never own my own home or have any tangible financial independence. Got no friends or lovers. Just a completely meaningless existence. Unable to do my hobbies because I live in a flatshare with 11 other people. never have a moments peace to myself. there’s just no point to any of it.
>>219813200Yeah so not the common sense part of society anyway
>>219813231personally, my wish is that all politics posters would drop deadnever results in a good discussion, just seething
>>219813142how do I measure it properly? I get different measurements every time.
>>219813178I used to eat books but I have permanently lost the knack I think due to adapting to reading articles and posts on a computer, now it's just impossible to read a book I've got some kind of learned dyslexia
>>219813263>a flatshare with 11 other peoplewhat the fuck why do you live in a jeet migrant dorm
reckon i've come up with the perfect hate slogan that not even leftypol can refute. not going to say what it is though. simply MUST preserve whatever tiny amounts of mystique i've mustered
Foreigners get to know about Penguin Classics and Oxford World's Classics but rarely about Everyman's Library or Norton Critical Edition.
>>219813284How do they taste?
My wife just died so I'll have to raise my 16 year old stepdaughter alone I'm heartbroken right now
>>219813263why dont you move into somewhere that isn't an immigrant slum house
>>219813281dunno really i've never measured the girthhowever if you thought i was heatherpaedo i meant to reply to someone but forgot
>>219813302she fit?
>>219813221Ok but it's still not reading. I don't tell people I've read a book I've listened to, I specify I listened to it. I don't respect people that say they've read a book they've listened to because it's an incorrect use of language. It's like saying you ran somewhere and then finding out you actually scooted along flamboyantly on a gay little razr scooter.
>>219813263Will never own a home.Will never have a family.My taxes are being used to give welfare to foreigners and single moms.Legal system handsomely rewards breaking up families.Legal system criminalizes lots of normal male behavior.I have ZERO stake in this society and would gleefully watch it burn.
>>219813034Sunnis will sperg out over hadiths and Shia's disrespecting one of Muhammad's wife
>>219813299Woody
>>219813263ktiam, the a being because I live alone
it looms
>>219813284maybe take a break from 4chin
>>219813295>Everyman's Librarynice books but I hate that the endnotes aren't indicated in the text itself
>>219813226unc's whipping out the relics
>>107373125
>>219813263ktim
>>219813292>>219813315Best I can afford without pissing away 40%< of my income
>>219813327
>>219813353i've lived alone for so long that i can't imagine living with another person and i don't think that's really a good thing
>>219813295Got some Everyman's editions of Dostoevsky which are quite nice
ay yo where my niggas atwhen i give my niggas love i expect them to give it back
The only thing which motivates men is poonI've seen men in university go from missing every lecture to passing 2:1 after he acquired poonI saw two others cure their alcoholism because of poonIn short, if you don't have poon you will accomplish nothing
>>219813327read the fucking rules AND the sticky you spergy mong and sling your hook
>>219813252Arr Rani
>>219813409good goy
>>219813226based and lynampilled
>>219813326You don't get the option usually though, mostly when people say have you read x they don't mean did you look at all the words they mean did you consume the content, I don't pretend to have read rather than listened but it's just how the language is used
Not a commie but landlords can fuck right offThe most parasitic job you can possibly have
>>219813416Me too. I think if I got a gf it wouldn't last long because I'd be too weird about sharing a place with her.
consumed by anxiety once again
Korean chicken sub at Tottenham Hotspur£10.40
I've been living alone for a year now and saved a lot of money not turning the AC on all winter
>>219813358It's not 4chan it's all computer related reading
seeing adverts for wedding companiesnot sure why cause I'll never get married
>>219813478these tings always look so difficult to eat
>>219813302Just like my soulcrushing but fantastic art doujin. My trauma coom. The weakness of flesh is a curse
>>219813435what if your gf expects absolutely nothing of you tho, wouldn't that have the opposite effect>>219813468you don't have to move in together right away you know
>>219811806sorry i asked the girl if i could bring a plus one and she said no
feeling personally attacked by this one
>>219813478forren muck
Thinking about my great great grandfather who I knew. He served in the Boer War and WWI and lived to see YouTube and the iPhone
>>219812120Lets take a moment to think of all the woman who might have been raped if all the men in their family were killed during a war
>>219813496Yeah I get it, you cant escape it unfortunately>>219813478would
>>219813527sounds like a chud
>>219813327It's mwad
>>219813464I started feeling the landlord hate when my landlord kept telling us about how she refuses to take the train from Bristol to Edinburgh and will only fly (all her rental properties are in Edinburgh)so basically my rent is paying for her flights
>>219813521Alri Brooklyn Beckham
ever shwait nevermind
>>219813478ethnic food can only be made by that ethnicity so i hope the UK has lots of korean immigrants
>>219813527ever shag him up the arse
>>219813527>great great grandfather impossible
>>219813435yes. everything man has ever done is to increase his status and access to fanny. civilisation itself is the result of it all.
>>219813454Shouldn't be and doesn't have to be. Very easy if asks if you've read 50 shades of grey for you to say "oh yeah love that one, I've listened to it forty times"
roar
Today's dinner: chicken nuggets and a packet of white rice, seasoned with tomato ketchup.
>>219813562i mean that's obviously untrue
>>219813594americans simply love saying things like that
everyone at toil dresses like a scruffy mong now. standards of dress have plummeted.
>>219813590what brand of tk?
>>219813623alri lad that gets bummed for dua lipa
>>219813519oh rightwell thanks for askinghope you have fun
>>219813562fun fact: 90% of the Chinese restaurants in central London outside Chinatown are run by jeets and all the chefs are jeetsI took some Chinese friends and they couldn't tell the difference
>>219813496I think it's more of a modern internet thing. I remember I used to type and read such large posts on forums and such back in the day, but now you mostly find the kind of one-liners you would see on /brit/.
>>219813594tell that to leftypol
>>219813624Heinz
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live PGA tour Golf early coverage on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>219813666
>>219813615i've started doing dress down thursday because i wfh on friday and why should i miss out on wearing very slightly less smart clothing hmm?
>>219813527bizarre lie
just cummed a big load of jizzage :D
>>219813649you can come round to mine for lunch if you like
>>219813615would dress smart for work if it meant i could look at peng tings in officewear all day
>>219813579Basically what I do but as you can see you're still saying yes you read something when you technically listened, I just think it's too neek to say "well umm actually I have engaged with this work but it was not through reading the text instead I took in this opus via the audiobook technology"
whose bright idea was it to give women video cameras
Women love men's hairy arses.Remember that next time you see one. They're strange little freaks.
getting a bit stressed at the number of tabs i have open
>>219813693name sex
>>219813692really kind to offer but I think I'm busy
>>219813654That might be true but even a long news article isn't read the same was as a book, or I least I read it differently, trying to efficiently get in all the facts rather than appreciate the prose, skipping over the pith
>>219813527George Frederick Ives (17 November 1881 – 12 April 1993) was the last surviving British veteran of the Boer War (1899–1902). Born in Brighton, England, he emigrated to Canada and served in the1st Kitchener's Volunteers. He died at age 111 in British Columbia
*shits all over the jannies face*whoopsie!
>>219813326A much better analogy would be watching let's plays methinks.
I am a failure of a man
>>219813693perfect body
>>219813739oh ok then
might buy
>>219813794I just checked my diary and I'm actually free
>>219813761Sent that lying bastard flying
>>219813729ktimwell over 100 for me
just bought a dehumidifier
>>219813702Don't come at me with your reasonable disagreements. That's not what this is about.
>>219813801waow big sharky :3
>>219813819too late, my offer has been RESCINDED
>>219813863maybe another time?
>>219813729>>219813840Ktim but well over 500 and a thousand twitter pics to save. I'll grind through it later
last surviving veteran of the yank civil war died in 1954
>>219813780Yeah I can see that actually, you're listening to someone else read the book. Basically the same as watching someone play the game. Decent analogy, will be using that.
>>219813801dorohedoro reference, ebisu my daughter
>>219813907>saving pictures
the escort said I'm "so cute" during our meeting yesterday lads :3also used the smiley face with heart emojis when i texted her in the evening
>>219813978>>219813978>>219813978
>>219813933I must archiiive my ubdishb ADHD demands it
>>219813912Games aren't linear experiences you move characters yourself, reading just goes in one direction generally, I don't think it's comparable, there's no puzzle you miss out on doing yourself with an audiobook, it's more like somebody doing visual novel that has no options or branching paths or choices at all and they voice all the characters
>>219814006>ubdishbUndiagnosed*
