I THINK /brit/ SUCKS edition
FOY
hope I do get to eat lunch at google one dayI was really looking forward to it
the boer wars were a bad thing
Me writing an audiobook for plebs to read with their ears
Got Chinese food
mad how much better the weekends are than weekdays
nth for the holodem
>>219814026Show us a pic of your selects. Can I have a prawn cracker?
Mwad
So we're all in agreement that the drone strike on the Cyprus airbase was an Israeli false flag
>Iran has named Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Ali Khamenei, as the country's new Supreme Leader.yanks showing their expertise in warfare again i see
watching seinfeldreally not a very good programmenever makes me laugh and I don't like any of the characterswhy do americans watch this?
>>219814096Why don’t you ask >>>/pol/?
>>219814096n-no i was d-definitely hezbollah for some reason
>>219814112because jewish comedy is funny and youre supposed to laugh at how the characters are all objectively cunts or something
>>219814104Total Aryan Victory
>>219814096Probably
Right so I bought some of ASDA's own popcorn chicken and each piece is 95% shite quality breadcrumbs, 5% chicken
Pipe smoking is the only type I can tolerate. At least it smells nice compared to fags
>Julia Louis-Dreyfus is worth an estimated $250 millionwhy couldn't I be in seinfeld?
>>219814171My fault sorry
>>219814112Seinfeld gets better when you've watched a lot of it. I was skeptical before I'd seen and a girl I was shagging told me that, but it's true. Once you've seen a lot and you understand the dynamics of the characters better.
Worlds collide
>>219814202because you arent the descendent of a rich jewish-french family
>>219814202Are a Jew that can act?
>>219814074kill all goyim
>>219814198built for BWC
>>219814202>Dreyfus
>>219814245am
>>219814202inferior cleavage
>>219814198Dula Peep
Mwad that Pissrael destroyed a 3300 year old city with a pre-war population of 180k+ people https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_RaphiaRemember when people were crying about Assyrian cities getting blown up by ISIS. Shit we never heard a peep about Raphia
oh fuck it's looming
katy a bad tingshe on a mad ting
>>219814268An actor from Seinfeld is Jewish?!??!?!!?!?
>>219814219I was skeptical at first but I watched comedians in cars getting coffee, which I liked so then decided I should watch Seinfeld
>>219814292sounds like you should go take up arms against israel instead of pissing and moaning online
Just found out Epstein was Jewish.Much to think about...
is the avg seinfeld ep as funny as curb?
who's you lads' favourite tweenie?
>>219814202for me it's veep
Wonder if you can train an AI to recognise anonymous posters via typing style
>>219814329Reckon if you're watching it chronological order you'll be enjoying it by fourth / fifth series
powerful
Rorke babbling about the Jews again yeah?
>>219814375that came out in the news a few days ago
>>219814350Different comedies, less of the cringe ultra awkward situations and more overanalyzing the minutia of everyday situations. I prefer Seinfeld to curb.
>>219814401i dont get it
how's it foing
>>219814404rorke hates the jews because they created leftypolleftypol hates the jews because they bomb muslims
>>219814371Too old for this, remember it being on and finding it very annoying that they'd put on a baby show when they used to play wacky races in that time slot
any worthless penis jerkers in
>>219814401Don't get it
>>219814371does his blackness make you feel "less than"?
>>219814406Did it
>>219814425she like bacon egg and toaste
>>219814401did she raped herself?
>>219814436Leftypol just hates Israel, it’s not the same. Rorke is an actual full on raving anti-Semitic schizo loon
>>219814427fuck off
>>219814425>>219814448basically she got raped, and then the next morning she made me medium well eggs, some golden brown toast, and some extra crispy bacon. oddly enough, thats just the way she liked it
tonights poo curry looking lusshhhhhhhhhh
>>219814347Good goy is mad
oi wos roiped
in bed with the laptop
>>219814453milo isn't black you wankerhe's a proper purple nigga like purple aki
quite like it when a woman sits on my faceyou can just lay there and move your tongue while she grinds on your facelove the feeling of her thighs as well
>>219814436Leftypol is opposed to settler colonialism, apartheid and genocide Rorke is just a racist who hates anyone different to himself
>>219814508what are you wearing
Big fire in GlasgowPotentially might spread to Central station which would be disastrous
>>219814371Milo mogs
>>219814380I'm not the OP, I've seen it all, it's good. Was actually watching a few episodes with the gf in bed this morning
>>219814514This has never happened to you, Rorke.
rorke and leftypol arent real, go to bed
>>219814526mousey is in danger!
>>219814491needs some elton john
>>219814292The wars of the Diadochi were kino
>>219814508same
>>219814526didn't the art school? burn down a couple of years agowhat's the deal with that
>>219814524my pantyloons
>>219814570YesThis fire was caused by a vape shop
>>219814549meltdown
>Clocks changed in yankland today, but won't change in the UK for another fortnight, meaning there's only 4 hours between the UK and NYC for the next 14 daysweird that aye?you'd think they'd align or summat
>>219814526The fire rises.
Nothing irritates me more than people saying “ under trump” the USA is a war criminal. The USA has always been a degenerate war criminal.
>>219814408i think as a zoomer im just too desensitized find seinfeld that funny
>>219814516>Leftypol is opposed to settler colonialism, apartheid and genocideunless they're brown right leftypol? then it's encouraged
>>219814526rorke itching to blame this on immigrants somehow
for me it's glasgow necropolis
>>219814526reports coming in that it was an iranian missile
>>219814607It started in a migrant owned vape shop
>>219814610i walked up there when i were in glasgow
I'm circumcised
>>219814601No. Stop inventing schizo nonsense.
>>219814596SCREAMING!!!
>>219814619lmao fucking owned that runt
>>219814601leftypol turns a blind eye when his favoured settlers and colonists gang rape and torture the native children for decades
>>219814610the contrast between the restrained and muted victorian headstones and the giant marble tombs in the new bit built for the local pikeys
feels like winter x
based gigarunt neighbour scum bags belly laughing at whatever jew slop they’re watching on itv and RUINING my night again
>>219814668it is winter you gay retard
>>219814610seen a consolevania skit shot there
>>219814619done him
if a rorke is full of self hatred, he just blows his brains outif a leftypol is full of self hatred, he campaigns for mass brownoid immigration and the death of white people
>>219814696crocuses have been out for weeks loser it's not the winter
had a lovely pizza at Wetherspoons earlier
>Disaster:>*happens*>the /brit/ lads:>ha, bet Rorke will try and blame this on immigrants >Rorke, immediately:>IT WAS THE IMMIGRANTS THAT CAUSED THISfuckin farting screamijg pooingwyling yelping
Nazi yank spamming irrelevant politics as per normal
A Scud missile just hit Govan
got the 8 out of 10 cats on roaring and howling at the top of my lungsrecorded them all too so i'll be up all fucking night
>>219814526i doubt they'll be opening at 9am!
God is so great
>>219814704fuck off to /pol/ you fat fucking chinky
>>219814754s
>>219814724and rorke is always right
>>219814696ok x
Why are autistic people like... that?
>>219814678Get the headphones and PC gaming on
I remember when the queen died, some Canadian I work with (lives in Canada) offered me his condolences.I still chuckle at that.
>>219814736property prices stable. total cost of damage: £3.50
here is a old photo of mars i took i wish i didn't live on earth
>>219814610Glasgow is so gritty and industrial. Not a lot for foreigners to take in unless you've locals guiding you/immersing youEdinburgh is gorgeous, kino and walkable
eliminate cars
Shahed drones over Cheadle lads
>>219814818
>>219814739howling hooting banging on the walls
yeah? sitting at home by yourself "chuckling" are you? a little wry laugh? you stupid cunt
>>219814745Haha lol
>>219814827thats not mars you idiot
>>219814639lol
right then that's rorke done dusted and buried in the ground
>>219814826cosy horse
>>219814791we're just built different
Only 3 countries have religious leaders with guaranteed seats in their government:>Vatican City>Iran>The United Kingdom
Ballistic missile targeted to my balls
wanking my tiny green cock
>>219814827But if you didn’t live on earth I wouldn’t be able to talk to you anymore
>>219814739Hopefully your runt neighbour doesn't call me the police and put in a noise complaint after 10pm
IM A FIRE STARTERTWISTED FIRE STARTER
>>219814857it is i took it from a telescope i used to have one for the sun
>>219814835Rorke seething about 15 minute cities and green energy at this post
Train passengers are facing major disruption after a fire broke out at a vape shop near Glasgow Central railway station.Dozens of services have since been cancelled and National Rail said the station - which is Scotland's busiest - will be closed until further notice.Labour MSP for Glasgow Paul Sweeney said the affected building - which he said dates back to 1851 - had partially collapsed.
>>219814827i seen jupiter and its moons with binoculars
going to eat some salt and vinegar corn in bed
>>219814791like what
Business idea: vegetables, but black
Christ alive is this how boring your lives are gossiping like schoolgirls because a random building in Glasgow caught fire fuck me it’s not even a proper fire like grenfell get a life lads Jesus
>>219814891i am not a fun person to around or talk to i learned that when i was 8 and stopped trying to make friends at 14. I am now 23 and don't care anymore
>>219814914They're always cancelled anyway
imagine the jewish garbage they'll replace it with
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images>porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted]>UmSCREAMING
Business idea: a penis, but black and in my asshole.
>>219814292i do believe this post would be better suited to /pol/
>>219814976What’s the point in firemen seriously they don’t actually put out the fire really they just look busy and it eventually dies down itself
>>219814976you niggers are literally obsessed with them
>>219814950disaster not big enough for you is it
>>219814950It's getting in the way of all the poo talk!
Iran must be stopped
>>219815000this is /brit/ nigga we say arse here
>>219814976A statue to Baal
>>219814950i should care about grenfell because loads of people died and that's bad but on the other hand they were... you know...
Pooh Shootems and Lil Skronk Baby hooked up a @THEMiamiXanFiesta... need it or keep it??
>>219815011they were casually milling about when it started and now the whole building is gone. weird.
I still regret trying to make friends irl at that event I am gonna show off my Mazda RX-7 1995
so, iran has attacked glasgow, big mistake
>>219815011it would burn down all of glasgow if they dont stop it
swear half of /brit/ are from Glasgow
>it was a vape shop firesomething fishy
>>219814950kino
Might need to move this party to the bedroom heheheh Get the old telly on and maybe eat some noodles in bed? Might open the window wide so my laughter can echo outside so that runt next door can hear it
It's cringe when yanks post using yank termsIt's also cringe when yanks imitate British speech
>>219815026I'm British and I love the Diadochi, and I'm still waiting for a HBO TV series
>>219815077no just two autists in fact
no milly?
>>219815077yes and the other half is from stockport
>>219815029kek
>>219815067Cant believe they're back at it again
>>219815047Sneed it >>219815067Sc
>>219814878China de facto guarantees a seat for the Panchen Lama and Dalai Lama (when they get a new one) in their version of parliament
Glasgow
thought i'd just scranned 2000 calories of corn but it was in fact 2000 kilojoules
I'm from glasgowwell I'm not really but I have been therewell I haven't actually been there but I've heard of it
>>219815121That's Tiran
we spend over 3 billion every year on the fire service I think it’s time to admit they are seriously flawed. They can put out a burning car or a small fire inside a house but whenever there is a serious fire they can’t/dont actually do anything they just get the trucks out and look busy and wait it out for the fire to die itself. They don’t need £3,000,000,000 every year
50mg Sildenafil done. Shagged about an hour and 15 minutes after taking the pill. Again, really not much of an effect. I've had harder erections during regular wanks. And now I just have a headache to show for it
>>219815104still tony
toby's finally gone too far
I would put my willy in her.
>>219815144don't fucking care go away
>>219815133it's because we don't have any of those cool firefighting planes they have in the us and canadaimagine one plane going and picking up water from the sea and dumping it on that fire would have it out in a jiffyyou only need one or two for the whole country and it can replace tons of firefighters
>>219815156are you okay?
>>219815124you bloody idiot
America sent $20 billion to Israel last year in just raw cash taken from the taxpayers alone
ok but we do have lots of Scotsman on /brit/
leftypol walter white be like jesse we need to cuck
>>219815187sc
Suckling on a troons sack, the whole thing in my gob like golf ball
>>219815177Ok but money doesn’t really mean anything in America
>>219815177Mwad
>>219815177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xKQpR1YRZQ
>>219815208two golf balls presumably
>>219815175Any man who wants to shag Emma Watson must be ok.
>>219815150screaming what was wrong with him in 2023 he was completely mental>>219815156She was 14 here
>>219815207>>219815220Sc
>>219815156Paedo
hotel visiter walter white be like jesse we need to book
>>219815144How long did the erection last though lad?
little girls
>>219815282:/
Rorke's drip
>>219815282film them
poo just tore my anus to bitspain
Spiritually and emotionally, I served in and survived the Viet Nam war. Although physically I wasn't born until 1991.
>>219815282um>>219815302UM
>>219815302
>>219815302Um
>>219815296SC!
the incels of 4chan literally think that ice skater is 1. their girlfriend and 2. some obscure woman
>>219815265As long as I needed to cum. I had to fluff myself up to get the erection though. It wasn't some magic "oh I'm horny and now my penis is hard at the flick of switch"
why does one of my housemates decide to cough her guts out whenever she's in the hallway
>>219815298I think I need one of these in my life
How do blind people know what race they are? They just have to take other people's word for it.Really puts the notion of racism into perspective.
blud is 35
>>219815282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>219815350/fit/ has never managed to dispute this
>>219815365maybe shes has tb
for those who like them or care, deegs and mousey will be going Cheltenham to bet on the whinnies (mousey will just be looking at them sexually)
remember mousey had a meltdown about drinking water
mad had someone came up with vingeatr and then was like yeah that would taste utterly peng with salt
>>219815399howling
>>219815365They want you to come out and ask if they're okay. Then nurse her back to health with your penis
(Vietnam war voice): Too many damn gooksAh yes so then WHY did you choose to go to their country, idiot.
>>219815399thniking about milk…
Hmmm
>>219815365she can hear you gooning and muttering slurs and wants you to stop
all cosy in bed :3
Sad how many birds have mounjaro tits these days. Like two old shopping bags with a lemon in them.
>>219814516Rorke won't like this. Not one bit.
>>219815470ozempic
>>219815465ktim
blasted up the arse fanny
>>219814826He warm
just found out Shia LaBeouf is Jewish which is weird I thought he was Catholic
>>219815470got no respect for people who need fat jabssame weak mentality that turned them into a fat blob of shite
Are you ready for war? Total, brutal war?
coffee is working it's spell on methink I'll pop over to /gif/ for a second or two...
need a muscle bear bf to cuddle
>>219815502trite, nonsensical post
>>219815522i'm on the 'govy and it's giving me wicked farts
>>219814826
>>219815524corrr another tranny thread perhaps? or maybe some bbc?
>>219815522however will they persist without your respect
Imagine if Israel actually lob a nuke. Harrowing.
If you masturbate even once you go straight to hell
>>219815525ktimor just any bf really
>>219815545sent him home with a smacked arse
>>219815532got a case of the mary muggins on me whirly gerberts
>>219815553what if you do it a milliond times
who do you trust more with a nuke Iran or Israel?
Fix my penis
>>219815567Horrors beyond comprehension
>>219815553i must be in the 30,000 wanks bracket by nowhad my bucket and a half
>>219815282Is the name of a 4chan crew on one of my active gacha games. The founder's a lass, she even popped a baby out a couple years ago
>>219815572Israel has had nukes for about 50 years and not used them yet
>>219815572well iran doesnt have a nuke
>>219815609Israel don’t have nukes yet
The meat wagon
if iran had nukes then israel and america wouldn't have attacked them
>>219815460Yikes
>>219815598I've been wanking pretty much every day since I was 14 I think, minus a few for when I'm with the gf, add a few for my frequent double wank daysprobably around 3,500 right now
beard comes down to the top of my sternum now
https://www.independent.ie/regionals/clare/news/we-feel-safe-here-trans-couple-swap-scary-usa-for-direct-provision-centre-in-rural-clare/a103372282.html
the world is about to end
Blue lagoon bros...
>>219815651leftypol looks at these two creatures and sees nothing wrong
>>219815654been for a tactical jobbie beside there once
>>219815654have to go to the one under the bridge now
imagine if you actually did a million wanksif you live 80 years that's 35 wanks a day
Which one of you doesn’t know to flush the toilet after taking a shite, disgusting
omg will i be ok? im at best kebab xx
>>219815651is zahra a registered trademark?
woke gone bloody bonkers
>>219815545they'll destroy their health with jabs and diesuits me fine
>>219815680sherloyd
jewish mysticism is scary
>>219815671Leftypol not dehumanising people due to their orientation that doesn’t affect himRorke getting upset at other people’s freedoms of choice
fatties aren't really people
ford puma more like ford pum pum smasher *revs*
a honkin jobbie
>>219815735>>219815735new /brit/
>>219815470Shagged one with them they're fucking horrible
