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You wake up in the butt hurt b(...) 03/09/26(Mon)05:52:07 No.219824148

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You wake up in the butt hurt belt Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)05:52:07 No.219824148 Archived

What is your first move?

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)05:52:43 No.219824161

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)05:52:43 No.219824161

>>219824148
I move to Germany.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)05:53:11 No.219824169

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)05:53:11 No.219824169

I normally first get up from my bed, dress up and go brush my teeth

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)05:53:51 No.219824177

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)05:53:51 No.219824177

[X]
[X]
[X] while stroking my carp

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)05:55:43 No.219824205

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)05:55:43 No.219824205

Apply bepanthen soothing cream to my anus and to the surrounding skin.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:14:38 No.219824479

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:14:38 No.219824479

>>219824148
Seethe about Russia. Afterwards I brush my teeth and grab breakfast.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:17:18 No.219824525

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:17:18 No.219824525

>>219824148
Leave and go somewhere nicer, like Russia

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:42:41 No.219824970

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:42:41 No.219824970

drink coffee and then take a shit. slovaks and magyars are not even in it anymore

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:42:48 No.219824973

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:42:48 No.219824973

>>219824148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq6H5ACYAPo

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:46:24 No.219825036

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:46:24 No.219825036

>>219824148
Lie in bed for 2 hours debating if I should get up at all and eventually be forced to go pee and brush my teeth

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:50:41 No.219825117

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:50:41 No.219825117

>>219824148
I blame all my problems on Rossiya.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:53:13 No.219825164

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:53:13 No.219825164

>>219824148
I'd probably be confused as to how I transported here overnight; then I would seethe about Russia

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:53:52 No.219825182

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:53:52 No.219825182

>>219825106
What about you babbling butthurtoid?

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)06:56:42 No.219825229

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)06:56:42 No.219825229

>>219824148
I go about my day without ever thinking about Russia until a butthurt Russian on 4chan comes to claim I'm butthurt about him.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:01:53 No.219825331

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:01:53 No.219825331

>>219825182
Hop off the VPN tranny

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:07:53 No.219825442

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:07:53 No.219825442

Inject myself with the EU certified estrogen then suck a refugee's BBC to defeat Russians or something

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:11:09 No.219825506

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:11:09 No.219825506

>posts anything negative about ziggers
>serbian flag starts to get defensive
kek, like pottery

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:15:31 No.219825601

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:15:31 No.219825601

>>219825506
That's saszka the russian fag

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:16:25 No.219825623

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:16:25 No.219825623

>>219825331
>>219825506
Its the botfarm pretending to be a russian homo draft dodger, they probaly have a few vpns online atm too

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:27:39 No.219825856

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:27:39 No.219825856

>>219825506
>>219825601
>>219825331
The usual pigbots

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:49:32 No.219826230

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:49:32 No.219826230

>>219825856
quit the yapping and post your bussy already

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)07:51:22 No.219826274

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)07:51:22 No.219826274

>>219824148
>What is your first move?
Enjoy my lower HIV rate compared to my eastern neighbor.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:21:57 No.219827932

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:21:57 No.219827932

>>219824148
enjoy not having AIDS and not living in poverty

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:23:51 No.219827970

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:23:51 No.219827970

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>>219824148
Immediately head towards Germany.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:24:26 No.219827984

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:24:26 No.219827984

>>219827970
Why?

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:25:54 No.219828014

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:25:54 No.219828014

>>219824148
go rally driving with my lada

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:30:55 No.219828118

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:30:55 No.219828118

>>219827984
That's where German women live plus higher personal responsibility.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:31:41 No.219828133

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:31:41 No.219828133

>>219828118
Most German women (and twinks) moved to Poland for BPC

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:32:38 No.219828154

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:32:38 No.219828154

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Squirm

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)09:35:58 No.219828202

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)09:35:58 No.219828202

>>219828133
Simply untrue by empirical evidence.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)10:13:15 No.219828919

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)10:13:15 No.219828919

>>219824148
Live my life

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)10:14:15 No.219828934

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)10:14:15 No.219828934

>>219824525
Kek

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)11:05:33 No.219830038

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)11:05:33 No.219830038

>>219824169
imagine brushing your teeth in the morning just to eat immediately afterwards

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)11:06:35 No.219830067

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)11:06:35 No.219830067

>>219824479
see>>219830038