John F Kennedy Jr edition
me 5'9" on the left
>>219837164bet you feel silly now
>>219837466good post
Olivia Rodrigo in ParisI've wanked to those pictures about 15 times already
>>219837486>The sexiest man aliveimplying there are sexier men that are corpses?what on earth?
just cummed
>yank culture edition made by a niggerpass, see ya later lads
>>219837547*laps it up*
>>219837521looks like a photo from Mars
this is women see us ladsany time you're out in public and a femoid glances in your directionthis is what she sees
>>219837486This is a threehead.
>>219837515Depends if I'm getting paid
>>219837486looks incelshould have looksmaxxed
globalists hate the irish because they refuse to have their culture overwritten
>>219837521clearly a.i.
>>219837595BRITS OUTPAKIS IN
Sipping a gin and tonic and trimming my talonsHahahaHAHAHAHAH
>>219837595they are the biggest simps for multicultural globohomo
>>219837521where the frog you stupid twat
My 65th day on NoEat Just water nothing else
when will girl jeans stop being baggy i never knew how good i had it with the skinny jeans
>>219837632good man
>>219837565the should start seeing this
>>219837582Kek modern autismos don't know what effortless chich looks like
>>219837631his camouflage is working nicely isn't it
>Dakota Johnson photographed by Gordon von Steiner for Calvin Klein.
shower [x]dinner [x]beddy bo bo's [__]
use code 20MDAYREM to get 20% off mothers day cards on moonpig.com!
>>219837642Nah there's nothing hotter than seeing the gap between the lower back and the loose jean
>John William Huffman (July 21, 1932 – May 14, 2022) was a professor of organic chemistry at Clemson University who first synthesised novel cannabinoids
the only girl i seem to charm is me old mate mrs. palm
>>219837675where's her pants gone then
>>219837595you clearly haven't read "De Hibernis et Sanguine eorum Metallico" by Heatherium Postii
>>219837692this nigga using xp :skullface:
>>219837688well fuck him i'm glad he's dead because modern weed is too strong so it's probably his fault
>>219837729xpnow THAT was an operating system
>retards killing themselves with drugsok why should I care
>>219837675good lord shes got no panties on!
The Ex-Nun: Isabelle (played by Isabelle Huppert), a former nun who left her convent after 15 years because she believed she was a nymphomaniac- despite still being a virgin. She now spends her time writing graphic erotic stories for a pornographic magazine.
can you hit the cervix during intercourse?
>>219837595Irish is a globohomo hellhole and they entirely buy into post-colonial victimhood rhetoricThis reddit tendency to see the Irish as le heckin based is so retarded
>>219837728that bastard is clearly under the thrall of some demonic force
does myspace still exist?
mad how there are still people alive who were adults in the 1920sthey were alive when this was the height of female fashionjust mental really
poo
>>219837737unc’s smoking reggies rofl
Shias wage total war against zionism.Sunnis rape kids, worship America, blow themselves up, and cry about how the Ummah is powerless.
Sort of want to buy one but I guarantee it is spice
For anyone feeling like they're missing out, the Mousecord is rubbish. Just Mousey spamming useless tips all day "look taller by wearing vertical stripes" and stuff like that In fact now I think about it almost all of the tips are about appearing taller which doesn't help me when I'm 6'2"
>>219837787I used to when my penis was 8" in my 20s. My then gf uses to mention it But now they I'm in my 30s my penis has shrunk to only 6.5" and she never mentions her cervix
>>219837534link?
>>219837788>>219837606>>219837625>>219837728t. brainwashed by the anti-irish and anti-celtic propaganda
>>219837850POOSCREAMING
>>219837822small boobs and bums are aristocratic
why use a thc vape instead of just smoking the old fashioned way
used the word parsimonious in an email and toilberg questioned whether it was a real word
>>219837850DOES MOUSEY REALLY
>>219837888Just fucking Google it mate
>>219837916it fucking REEKS
A man may have a hundred children and live many years; yet no matter how long he lives, if he cannot enjoy his prosperity and does not receive proper burial, I say that a stillborn child is better off than he. 4 It comes without meaning, it departs in darkness, and in darkness its name is shrouded. 5 Though it never saw the sun or knew anything, it has more rest than does that man— 6 even if he lives a thousand years twice over but fails to enjoy his prosperity. Do not all go to the same place?
Might go live the rest of my life as a hermit in a cave in the Peruvian Andes. Thoughts?
>>219837787yes, it's usually quite uncomfortable if not painful for the woman so it's not quite the achievement you think it is. girth is much more important than length
Still thinking about this chubby trashy girl I saw at a rest stop in the middle of the Appalachians the other dayWas with her fat loser boyfriend but she had a gigantic ass and while waiting for him to buy whatever goyslop did this ass shaking motion in front of me and I was immediately hard as rockWas fantasizing about taking her right out back or handing her loser boyfriend a couple hundred bucks to fuck her unprotected
must be strange having a common name being referenced or mentioned everywhere, and often got a semi-common, if that really, name and it weirds me out when it’s mentioned
>>219837962think you're full of shit
>>219837962*cups hands in mouth*BAAAAAASSSSSSEDDDD
>>219837850>look taller by wearing vertical stripesschizo wisdom straight from the source
>>219837858After the gf got her coil inserted, she said it hurt when I fully inserted my penis, 6 inches, too deep she said. I have actually started to believe the vagina extends as needed. Like how do those extreme insertion women get that 2 foot dildo in them right up to the hilt?
>>219837787how can you tell?
What are your thoughts on the theory that I'm season 3 you are watching 2 versions of twin peaks at once
>>219837981tell me about it..
should i buy one i kind of want to now
>>219838008i dont buy it
>>219837950>does not receive proper burial>Do not all go to the same place?kinda contradictiory innitwhat's it really matter what happens to the body when the mind and soul has departed?
>>219838008I think nothing of it but how about the theory that the middle of season 2 is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHOCKINGLY SHITE
>>219837990cool nice one dude
>Emma Raducanu was overpowered in a thrashing that lasted just 52 minutesand that was happened before the match! aha x
>>219838026flip a coin and let G-d decide
>>219837893There's a certain je ne sais quois about the Irish that triggers those who are not ensouled
>>219838035wow hot take much
>>219837898You know what's really aristocratic?Loathing the concept of commoners having equal rights. Commoners such as the whores pictured
god damn
toby walking in wearing a pinstripe suit, a top hat and cuban heels
how do I bang Chinese prostitutes?
>>219837963I didn't say it as an achievement. A girl I was with said she was sore the next day because I hit her cervix and I was dubious of the claim (if she was just saying it to make me feel good). I still kind of am and, even if it true, it's probably not a good thing (was she not aroused enough? surely it shouldn't hurt during sex).
>>219838053i don't think i should actually do that
>>219838051Does she ever win a match? Every time I see her she is losing
>>219838051she's a dogshit tennis player but still fitx
>>219838069he’s a spiff lad
>>219838051
my friend come to riyadh abble store we have abble broducts
>>219838081look on adultwork
This is what all of my dreams are like. No wonder I'm a loser virgin
for sups I had bread (in the form of a wrap), some rice and some chipsI've never had triple carbs before.Suffice to say I feel like I'm on the verge of explosion.
i've been thinking about doing a sourdough starter and last night i had a dream i had a cat but didn't look after it very welli shouldn't get a cator maybe do a sourdough starter
>>219838142In your mind this Jap is your girlfriend.
horse
why are vape shops always so blindlingly brightwhat are they trying to achieve
wonder how long i can keep drinking 14 units of alcohol a night for before i seriously fuck myself up. ive been doing it for like 8 years.
>>219838142
>>219838143i had four burritos in bed for tea
>>219838082usually the vagina is only about 5-6'' long even when aroused so it's probably just a case of you being slightly too big. I'm only like 6.5'' and still hit my gf's cervix sometimes
>>219838115CFNM (clothed female, naked male)
>>219838142>8s for 60mfoids are so embarrassingly weak
>>219837850>look taller by wearing vertical stripeswhy is this dumb shite so funny ffs
>>219838166They’re the purest most woggish pinnacle of globohomoism and disdain all forms of nature and beauty
lmao
I thought I had gotten over herThen I saw a girl who looked just like her and my heart jumpedI'm doomed
>Full list of exemptions as Leavitt refuses to rule out military draft for IranSoon we'll be free of yanks in /brit/
>dae le sex???grow up
>>219838051Half Romanian Half Chinese Born in Canada But 100% British
>>219838233what's a navy supposed to look like
tiktok edits are weird. you can make anything and anyone look class in an edit. then you actually watch the thing or play the game and its shit
>>219838165My wife used to call me that before my penis shrank from 8" to 6.5"
>>219838245Israel is going to fight to the last American
>>219838234Oh dear I've been here too
We at /brit/ will be watching Cheltenham tomorrow Bunging a monkey on the whinnies
>>219838245>Conscription actually being talked about Mental. I thought he would have used a nuclear missiles in hopes of them surrendering.
>>219838233mental i have to share the internet with third world retards like you
>>219838264like this
Incel hours
>>219838291>thought a random girl or sister was her daughter and it made me want to get her pregnant, but then I dBasedLowkey I might wait and daughtermaxx in 20 years with hers
>>219838324it's my time!
>>219838233delete this
>>219838234I thought I saw you in the Rusty HookHuddled up in a wicker chairI wandered over for a closer lookAnd kissed whoever was sitting thereShe was close and she held me very tightly'Til I asked awfully politely"Please, can I call you her name?"
Been feeling reeaallly shit since I drank on Thursday, like my brain just refuses to produce happiness chemicals
>oil prices skyrocketing, petrol will hit £2 per litre by April>4chan going down randomly on the weekend>USA moving strategic bombers into Britain>talk of boots on the ground in Iran and a draft in the USAwe are fuckedFUCKED I tell you
right well that's just not on
>>219838367think id be hitting the drink to cure this one
>>219838375
>>219838245hope gingernonce is sent to the meatgrinder
need a smelly gf
>>219838348>Please, can I call you her name?"Me gifting the gf after her her own perfume so I feel at home
>>219838375who the fucking hell cares
>>219838375nothingeverhappens
2026I am forgotten
No politics please
>>219838418nah this is an actual happening and could easily escalate
Listening to you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
>>219838382Can't, sick of it
My daughter asking why I had her name tattooed already in this 30 year old picture
>>219838439explain how you think it's going to "escalate" and what that entails
>>219838439>this time it's real>those other ones weren't but this one actually is! seriously this time!
Anthony Lynton Blair will be sending you to Iran!
>>219838431literally who
>>219838439sure mate just like the last ten times it was definitely happening
>>219838264
(8) they wanna see me gone cause of my hops (8)
>>219838499I hate them but I can't live without them
might suck a coffee despite the hour
the only good thing about an ear infection is the knowledge that it will feel SO good when it fucks off
A tonsil stone just flew out of Trumps mouth
I can imagine God giggling while writing the part of my life where I am an eternal incel
>nuclear detonation detected in tehranthere's no way
>>219838499the minute I switched jobs and actually started having daily interaction with women my mood improved dramatically
Avocados at the local ASDA were "Israeli" so I decided not to buy them x
Rorke's understanding of modern warfare: more ship with big shooty gun = good$5000 drone that can take them out in one hit = no exist
Your cope about how it's not happening this time because it never happens is shocking
does your mouse cursor get bigger when you jiggle it?
england suffers from success
>>219838563Trump is about to announce conscription at 21:30 UK time in Miami
>>219838558heatherpaedo
i'm fapping my boner
>>219838480>>219838483>>219838503"N-nothing ever happens" fags are gonna be quiet when the US invades Kharg Island
>>219838604no
>>219838585average drone can't do that though can it because it's little more than a quadcopter with a grenade dispenser
>>219838593yeah, using kdegoes pretty big haha
eating poo
ITS OVERITS FUCKING OVER FOR REALCall your mum and tell her you love her, I'm serious.
180 little girls killed by American Zionist forces and no UK paper besides The Guardian and Daily Star covered itImagine if Hamas or Iran killed 180 little Israeli girls. It'd be headline news for 2 weeks and every politician besides Polanski Corbyn and Zarah would demand we nuke Tehran
>>219838669?blacked.com is still live
dire thread right nowlet's try a bit harder lads
Pizza, fish fingers or chicken tenders for tea lads?
>>219838699are you irish diaspora
>>219838233what do you expect from this dead rotting corpose of a nation
keep thinking the fact that I'm weird and awkward will inevitably lead to me losing my job
Russia kills a child = global media outrageHamas kills a child = global media outrageAmerica/Israel kills a child = global media silence
>>219838735very phallic combination
>>219838579What's wrong with Isreali produce?
>>219838710see this is what i'm talking aboutjust dogshit posts
>>219838233Dumb as shit. The Royal Navy has many nuclear powered subs.The Royal Navy is a major asset in American naval superiority. They're on the level of France's world clas air force
rice is on the boil
>>219838777hi x
Excl: Ministers are facing a rebellion over plans to curb degrading pornography after the government announced it would ban incest porn but allow material depicting “step-incest” relationships to remain legal.Senior Labour women told The Times they felt “betrayed” by the government and would not vote down an amendment which forced ministers to go further.The government confirmed the policy during debates on the Crime and Policing Bill in the House of Lords, where ministers introduced amendments to criminalise the possession or publication of pornographic images depicting sexual activity between close family members.Ministers said the move implemented one of the key recommendations from the independent review of pornography led by Baroness Bertin.However, the government confirmed that the offence would not apply to material depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives, and were then defeated with peers backing Bertin's amendment which went further.Multiple senior women in the party said the government would face a rebellion when the Bill returned to the Commons if they attempted to remove Bertin’s amendment.One told The Times: “I feel quite betrayed by it, how they pretended they were pushing ahead and accepting all of Gabby [Bertin’s] recommendations, only to whip us to back step-incest. I’ve never heard of anything like it.”A senior MP added: “If they think women who have been campaigning for years are going to toddle through the lobbies to say ‘yes actually step-incest porn is okay’ then they’re even less connected from reality than I thought.”An MoJ spokesman said: “We will reflect on the debates so far, and continue our work until we have fulfilled our promise to halve violence against women and girls.”
seriously considering moving to Barnes
>>219838753>global media silencenot really though is it, you 'sheeds can't shut the fuck up about muh dead brown babies
you lads ever came in your pants by accident? I don't believe that accidentally happens irl so sound off if you have.
Scientists don't actually understand what poo is
>>219838807It’s nice there. We can be neighbours:D
>>219838801>>219838807>>219838815>>219838825yeah?
rorke entering an altered state when he cracks that whip
>>219838777ktim
>>219838815I have once, it was actually brought on by stress I believe. I've never had a wet dream tho
>>219838801>violence against women and girlswhat's with this meme phrase
>>219838780
sucked too much nicotine now i feel ill
>>219838700gotta be a 'zza
the future of warfare is precision anvil strikesbuy acme stocks
>>219838814Normal people don't like genocide
>>219838780Surely we aren't an asset for another country
>>219838801Who are these cunts, does no-one believe in freedom amymore
Japanese girl feet!!!
>>219838899just not on at all is it? and a microcock as well.
nigel farage hot pics
alright calm it with the antisemitism lads, Israel should be allowed to kill as many babies as they want
Sacked Tranny on a mad one on Vinted
>>219838928ROARING
why are they spending so much time debating porn shouldn't they be focusing on something important like bringing back the chicken legend at maccies
>>219838892The only people looking to commit genocide are the Hamas loons who’d love to kill Jews but lack the IQ and the IRGC faggots who murdered 50,000 beautiful Persian girls last month
>>219838900You are an asset for the Leviathan you birthed.
Could go 8 pints and 20 fags
>>219838930
>>219838944autism is the new scapegoat for everyone
>>219838933Racism is against the rules you deranged zionist psychopath
I've never really cared for Boards of Canada
fucking hell lads turn on the news a nuke just went off in Cheadle
>>219838995yeh same
ah yes the famous muslim race
>>219838973Turn off the VPN you literal Israeli government disinfo agent
>>219838997you should be locked up and hydrated against your will
>>219838997you are disabled
>>219839026get them vacuum packed
Asking Grok stuff
>>219838956great post it's a tragedy what happened there
>>219838956I want the burrito back at KFC
>>219839052Seems extremely dangerous and likely to cause death and I think you should be investigated for possessing this video
>>219839052
>>219838846yea
Quite mild out. Finally starting to feel like spring
it's proving quite difficult to rizz up the toilfu in text form but the bitch never wants to come out anywhere
>>219839092Sir Kier Walsh
>>219839118UMMMMMMMMMMM
>>219839150you should be in jail
>>219839124take the hint lil bro
>>219837838actually i regret that i never had the chance, had my first puff of weed as a teen in like 2013 and overestimated how much i could handle because i assumed you could smoke a whole joint and be mostly fine but i think 2 puffs was enough to get me completely fucked, and it sneaks up on you so you end up getting more fucked than you intended
why yes i am in beddy bo bo's you are correct
>>219839150toby no
might commit rodenticide
Right so that's a post about animal abuse and bestiality just after a video of a woman being suffocated which was in turn proceeded by freaks desperately defending IsraelThink I'm done with this place
wearing a tiny chain with charms on it that my ex made me
>>219839175smoke a gram a day me
>>219839189x
tobes should be locked up (in chastity) and brain shocked
>>219839216Okay maybe try r/CasualUK
>>219839189me? mate? me?getting sauced on a monday hahaget the voddingtons poured haha
>>219837519What?
Absolute state of Mousenonce.Can't believe some of you freaks actually think he's a decent guy
>>219839272The content you are posting is illegal
reading through toby's now-deleted postshaven't replied to a single onesee you in 15 minutes laddy
>>219839307
>>219839307He's based
>190 got a gf>finlad got a gf>homealone got a gfwhat's stopping you? even the freaks here are leaving you behind.
>>219839307literally no one thinks that. is, was, and forevermore shall be an evil ghoul
been posting here most days for several years and still don't know who "mousenonce" is
>>219839279Got a couple of beers left from boozetoil myself
>>219839356Oh some do, there is a cadre of freaks who wank off to his streams and try to re-write history
>>219839374Yes you do be quiet
>>219839352>homealone got a gfum, what?
some of his posts are mental but i guarantee he got banned for the post about muslims
>>219839381as your healthcare professional, i strongly advise you to get it down ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1AKpD49KmQscrem!
reckon there's some proper council estate wronguns that post herebut also reckon there's some proper tarq private school bellendsmostly a bunch of white middle class lads though aren't we boys ahahah x
>>219839374fuck off parasite
>>219839397>ITS THE MOOOSLIMS
>>219839387sounds like rogue virgin activity to me *gets my scanner out*
>>219838499Rorke on a mad one
>>219839408If you insist!
when i read Lord of the Rings i like to imagine Theoden as Peter Griffin
>>219839457Bizarre
We will remember them.
>>219839419/brit/ is made up entirely of middle class lads who have slipped into working class over the last decade or two
Despite the fact it's now public knowledge that Mossad agent and paedophile Jeffrey Epstein had close ties with m00t and also had a degree of control over this site... rorke still thinks it's the Muslims who run 4chan
>>219839189me in 25 minutes
>>219839468All shit apart from Em and one of them is just a britfeel gimmick who you rimmed the shitty anus of, not a personality
just snapped this pic lads
>>219839419just a normal english gay lad me x
>>219839547x
i was at a gay bareveryone had matching sexual proclivitiesi went to the bathroom to suck a cockbut it wasn't a cockit was a cock GOBBLER
not really know footballwhy does spurs get so much abuse
>>219839419the "middle" class will be euthanised along with the rest of your parasitic masters you live solely to polish the balls of
>>219839552um x
>>219839465Theoden listening to Merry's random stories
>>219839597
>>219839603not allowed
>>219839603No Peters please
>>219839603no peterssorry I don't make the rules
fuck fedex
>>219839592Because they are SHIT!
you're racist if you don't hate niggers
>>219839615he looks cute here
>>219839664>>219839664>>219839664
>>219839615>>219839597>>219839552>>21983954772% of Gay men will have to wear adult nappys by age 40 because their sphincter muscle is so worn out it's no longer capable of withholding faeces
New>>219839546
I apolochesse
