GAY

Our response?
https://voca.ro/1lo4t69pUaKN

TRUMP JUST SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

>>219842941
see
>>219842936

>>219842946
I'll shit on you in art of fighting three on the Neo Geo

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>https://voca.ro/1lo4t69pUaKN

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>>219842918
KINO film but it has done untold damage to how laymen think of the Revolutionary War

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respectfully, i'd like it if a white woman were to call me an ape.

>>219842872
I 100% intend on eating pussy when I finally have sex, I'm not a wop or a Latinx after all. I intend only on doing it with gf/wife though, and I'd expect the same from a girl giving head (never been a fan of getting head because it doesn't seem as intimate as pussy eating, I'd much rather we both get something out of it if we're both doing it)

It's not your fault

>>219842918
Bad movie but 100% accurate

Bumping hemispheres but still hate Geddy Lee's voice

>>219843017
>it has done untold damage to how laymen think of the Revolutionary War
I'm actually talking about it with other anons on /tv/ (which is how I found that glorious image from an originalfag). It's clearly supposed to be this epic, sweeping allegory for how the American identity emerged during the Revolutionary War, but because Americans are retarded and the Brits are sissies everybody takes it literally. Retards think it all actually happened while midwits say "erm, actually Benjamin Martin wasn't real and the British didn't actually burn a church, that was the Nazis" while missing hte point completely.
They think it's supposed to be a David Lean film when it's actually supposed to be a Kurosawa film, and when you see it like that it all clicks into place.

I'm kind of jealous of the fact that women get to suck penis. Not because I want to suck penis, but.. if you imagine sex from an outside perspective, women get to fully envelope the sex organ they like in their mouth. Sort of like a popsicle. They have much more access to it, where men can only really lick and suck on whatever they can pull into their lips, but you can't put the whole pussy in your mouth and swirl your tongue around it

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>>219843021
For the movie Goin' South, jack nickelson specifically requested the then 25yo Mary Steenburgen for the role opposite his own

https://voca.ro/1h2Oein15gY9

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>>219843024
>I'd much rather we both get something out of it if we're both doing it
Have you heard of 69?

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>Not because I want to suck penis, but..

Sex becomes rather uninteresting after you've had it 5k+ times like I have

how do I delete a post

>>219843092
Idgi

at some point i stopped feeling like i need to shit and just feel a sharp pain in my colon when a shit really wants to go out other wise i dont feel anything

>>219843081
>men can only really lick and suck on whatever they can pull into their lips, but you can't put the whole pussy in your mouth and swirl your tongue around it
That's because the erogenous zones of the pussy are either in it or on the exterior unlike the cock which has a sensitive head while the rest of it is less sensitive but still erogenous. The lips/clit are very sensitive and right there while the G-spot is in there just beyond where you can get your tongue in.

Chat, are you seeing this?

>>219843130
That's why it's fun to sleep with different women, each one is like a different experience entirely. Obviously not an option if you're in a relationship, though. That's when you have to come up with ways to keep it fun

intook edibles, taco bell in the fridge, window open, sunny day out

oh yah, its gamer time

>>219843105
>you heard of 69
I know this is bait but 69 is such a meme, it really only works if you're both the same height and it's awkward as fuck to where it loses all of it's sensuality.
I wouldn't mind facesitting THOUGH

>>219843151
if ye damned kids'd jest listened to Ronald Reagan instead of Kai Cenat, we'd have a fascist theocracy in these here United States right now!

I WAS RAPED BY ADAM SANDLER

sorry, I meant to write Richard Nixon, because all the hippie types accusing Nixon of fascism is exceptionally absurd, more so than in Nixon's case

gooning really gives you an actual porn addiction.

>>219843210
I watched, I was his shabbos goyim that day

>>219843220
I dunno, enforcing a draft is pretty fascist if you ask me

I meant Reagan, but you know that, I'm sorry not sorry for being absolutely plastered swayt jaysus & modder mahry redeem moy soul begorrah

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>>219843246

>>219843246
reagan wasnt fascist. He was retarded, evil, and corerupt to the core,m but none of his policies were fascist

well, maybe the air controller strike breaking

it hurts a lot

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Based?

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>>219843210
You better watch that bussy boy

>>219843243
idk about the legal precedents
it's fashionable here in Europe to call Trump a fascist but I think a lot of his moves have been tried before by Jackson, T. Roosevelt, etc.

>>219843275
>"Smell ya later, poopsicle!"
>*laughs*

>>219843226
Giving up porn was such a weird thing to me, really cut off all my goonerism tendencies to where I only jerk off once a day at most and instead focus on dumb internet bullshit all day and schoolwork instead of finding pristine theatrics to punch the clown.
I'm also a lot more interested in real women and more stressed out about it than before.

In fact I had a conversation with a friend in 2016 and he said Trump's a fascist and I said no, he's a snake-oil salesman.

>>219843344
>once a day at most
Thats a lot

>>219843353
>>219843284
I don't think he's precisely a fascist, but he's definitely a fraudster with authoritarian leanings, and some of his cronies are more fascist leaning

I'm drinking this fucking chicken, I munch on it a lot and the drink it down with water to make it easier

>>219843361
>Thats a lot
For a normie yes, for a very sexually frustrated Zoomer who's a particularly manly Zoomer that's remarkably little

>>219843167
If you can do that then godspeed to you. I literally can't get hard if I'm with a woman I don't have a bond with/genuine interest in. Even if she's got huge tits like this one spanish woman I tried to fuck. Jewish women are the only ones that I get consistently horny for and there aren't that many hot ones where I live. Shucks

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>>219843425
>particularly manly Zoomer
Mate, you said you wanted to get pegged by taytay

Your mama is so ugly that if she was on a stamp nobody would lick it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJYFrk3-qjQ

>>219843437
>can't get hard for a woman I don't have a bond with
That's pretty much everyone. I don't know why everyone always assumes casual sex with a total stranger when I say that

im sheepy

>>219843481
bravo for not posting Hypnotized first, I guess
Christine McVie ballads are not powerhouses like Lindsey compositions, but they're always sort of involving despite being sort of plodding

>>219843525
shut ehte FUCK up, you belligerent drunk

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https://youtu.be/91GTuZWCQmY?si=QkoLB3rz-trjYyBH

>>219843538
>ehte
I guess now we're two! Two merry fellows! Huzzah and wahey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJEkO6doLcM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j02q61OTzdQ

>>219843483
Well you were damn well talking about sleeping around weren't you pal

hot women with big butts should be forced to eat lots and lots of beans.

Going to work out
https://youtu.be/MaXjmxkDFf0?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFNeyxapnT8

Catch me outside how bout that.

>>219843474
I'll post a post-workout pic for the thread, it'd probably be goonfuel for a FREAK like you

>>219843611
>>219843691
at the end of the day: is that as good as Comus' Diana? What is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhAmkEB94fA

Need to do some push ups before I go to the beach tomorrow

I don't really understand the hate for mr. beast. Sure his video's are slop, but that somehow makes him a bad guy? Like, just don't watch them. Look away from the screen. Close your eyes.

today was brutal

thank god kanye west is here for me

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>I don't really understand the hate for mr. beast

Can you use two semicolons in a sentence?

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Holy shit, my coworker is Cambodian and she is absolutely smoking hot. I had no idea SEA girls could be this hot. I actually thought she was Latina at first. She has wide hips and a perfect ass and a gorgeous face.
Broooooos

>>219843806
MrBeast is literally a war criminal

The 22 year old baddie is texting back

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how it feels to be a pure hearted incel chud in a world of sex-crazed stacies and chads

>>219843853
Ask her on a date.

>>219843853
She's probably mixed desu

>>219843839
I punctured your small colon; it bled a lot of colon-like material; I felt a lot like the fifth colon

>>219843873
it really be like that unironically literally

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The 22 year old baddie in question

>>219843873
for real, there is something so degrading to women seeing them get fucked by men. a defilement.

should I watch Lucifer?

>>219843874
I don't think she knows my name
>>219843877
A perfect concoction if so, but her full name is quite ethnic

>>219843918
She is skinny but I wouldnt say no to that either

>>219843918
Would

>>219843961
>>219843993
I've seen those mexican escorts you guys post. I'd never take your word on an attractive woman tbf

When I see pictures of my young self I feel bad I have become a corrupt shitbag

Maybe I should quit this site I feel like it's holding me back from seeking real friendship

>>219844015
Shit happens man

so tired

>>219844015
corrupt is good
at least you're not an innocent

What does corrupt even mean in this context

>>219844075
Corrupted by Internet porn, incel forums, and gore

>>219844090
oh, well, that's me too
I didn't know you had such low standards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTtx2ypVpVY

I don’t think we were ever meant to constantly see more youthful images of ourselves. Prior to the invention of photography, it wasn’t something people had to face. I fear getting old more than I fear dying.

>>219844090
Would you rather live in ignorance of those things? Or do you wish you had a way to find meaning in life in spite of those things?

Rapist > Rapper imho

I shat myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the poo
The only thing that's real
The feces tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to poo it all away
But I remember everything

I just don't want some long term illness that leaves me in pain everyday like cancer.

>>219844205
Rappist

>>219844205
songs about rape are rare, but mostly they belong to the NWOBHM period
this song was actually controversial in GB in 78 due to its percieved acceptance of RAPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxHASS9IQNk

I have zero faith in the medical system. Some doctors are good, but everything surrounding them is absolute dogshit.

>>219844228
What has my poo become
My sweetest friend?
Every poo I know
Flushed away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of poo
I will flush you down
I will make you poo

Once upon a time I was a big gay retard. Big fuckin idiot poopoo head. But these days I’m fuckin stinky. I’m ugly and stinky and I don’t even exist.

>>219844286
>if The Binding Of Isaac were a person...

>>219843932
The comics are way better the show is stupid

My college roommate who grew up on a farm a real resentment against chickens because he said they would stand under rain gutters with their mouths open and drown while standing up and it was his job to go out a stop them from doing it

Weird seeing thirdie people post pictures of suburbs they live in. Third worlders should only be allowed to live in thatch roof huts

Stupid a facking bird

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>>219844308
>I had flesh once. And you know what? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

>>219844186
>Or do you wish you had a way to find meaning in life in spite of those things?
This

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And it starts sometime around midnight
Or at least that's when you lose yourself for a minute or two
As you stand under the bar lights
And the band plays some song
About forgetting yourself for a while
And the piano's this melancholy soundtrack to her smile
And that white dress she's wearing
You haven't seen her for a while

>>219844330
I don't think that's entirely true. I have chickens and live in a very rainy region and they don't ever so this

Sometimes I wish I was a cute femboy, but not enough to actually commit to it. But like if I could switch between my normal look and being a a femboy with a snap of my fingers I would.

I don't have the facial structure for it though, I have a very masculine face. Also I'm 25 so I'm too old.

What does this say about me?

>>219844480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFtO7srq3ss

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This explains a lot

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Remember when I said it would immediately drop the next day yesterday?

>>219844503
>What does this say about me?
My honest opinion: I think all this femboy type shit is a direct consequence of being too immersed in the online world and detached from the self. I would wager that if you spent a month mostly unplugged and interacting out in the real world with normal people, then that desire would fade away.

That’s my theory anyway. Maybe it doesn’t hold true in every case, but I think it’s generally true.

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>order weed
>don't get the confirmation email or text
I have a pretty good relationship with the owner/employees so I have no doubt they'll refund me if it fucked up but I do not want to face the anxiety of calling so I'll wait another hour

>>219844503
You know you can just be gay right? You can find men who will have sex with you as you are, you don't have to trap a closeted faggot who will convince you to troon out

I'm unemployable

>>219844571
>I do not want to face the anxiety of calling
people like you make me question the human race

>>219844528
I guess that Canadian's endless spamming about oil prices was all for naught, but i'm sure all of his other opinions and predictions are super accurate

>>219844524
Erm what if the law says to kill and holocaust all libs would they follow it then

They had all day to say there's no show tonight.

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>>219844595
Thankfully big brother is always watching so they sent me the confirmation literally 60 seconds after I hit post

>>219844591
Keep trying

>>219844571
>weed
>anxiety
An all too common problem

How about mohel prices

>>219844558
You're probably right.
>>219844584
I don't want to troon out I like being a man. You ever see those femboys that are kinda muscular? I like that look. Like definitely still a dude, but effeminate.

Is the war over

>>219844591
I'm employable but only for dead end shit-jobs that make me want to kms every day

before gym i'm horny after gym my dick is dead and limp

I think Bibi won't be satisfied until there is a ground invasion

Guuhhhh I just want to be a clowngirl! I’m a 30 year old man but I want to be Pomni!

>>219844651
They just strap you to a conveyor belt and a laser guided machine does the work at a rate of 45 babies an hour

>>219844679
The kurds say they plan on going in

Weedtards have a panic attack when they don't get their drug deal email

I remember several years ago finding this girls profile online and she claimed to have been a soldier for the Kurds and claimed she got dishonorably discharged for doing sexual things to a dead body

>>219844698
I think they're just bilking the US for money, Kurdish leaders didnt agree to it

>>219844719
Based

>>219844679
It's not unlikely that they go in and capture kharg island
They just need a few guys to stand in the capture zone until it transfers over to US control

>>219844721
What reason would they have to lie? They've literally done it in Syria and Iraq

Eating nutter butters right now

Just got slimed out by the big dawgs

corr good brekkieberg diss wun

scotsman's curry

haggis, ketchup, bed of pilau rice

nuffink beats it imo

>>219844744
Let me go, I have an RP booster on

Asked momberg about giving me some money for my good deeds she didn't like it

why is the airforce whyte as f*ck

just saw phoenician scheme

waa quite good if you just completely ignore the notion that films have intelligible plots that even.have meaning

ChatGPT, explain quantum magnetohydrodynamics in the voice of Tweety Bird.

>>219844798
asians dont join the military and the chair force has high standards

>>219842918
on the left he looks like the guy from the flying pickets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s

>>219844747
A long time ago when HW Bush told the kurds to rebel against Saddam, but the US didn't really help them and 10s of thousands kurds died. Remember as well that Trump abandoned the Kurds in Syria in his first term.

i hate muslims but sorry polygyny is based. imagine having multiple wives and multiple kids with each wife and having a super massive family. based. it obviously wouldnt work for most men but still.

>>219844788
Lol

Kurds are the perfect example of why the middle east will never work out, a bunch of tribal goat fuckers still fighting for a scrap of land and willing to be the US's dog for it despite knowing they'll never get it, all because they can't drop the retarded tribal shit

wife wants to hire a female prostitute to do some tribbing

>>219844798
Brown biomass aren't intelligent enough to fly jets

masturbating once a day is healthy

>>219844827
Separatism is based

>>219844817
They have their own state in Iraq with its own standing army. It's literally not even a part of Iraq it's richer than a majority of Iraq

Drove 300 miles and became tired award

>>219844359
Well it begins with self-acceptance. We accept you buddy and there's no reason you should feel any different. Don't worry about your past, we're all born into innocence and some of us become corrupted gooners, it's all a joke anyways so may as well laugh and move onward.

>>219844845
Ok

>>219844835
That's hot you should film it and share it with your /cum/ friends

pubes are way better than no pubes. only disgusting pigs think pubic hair is gross because no showers.

>>219844861
He's posted his wife's pussy and asshole before, she is fugly

>>219844869
Depends on if its well groomed or not. You want bikini line shaved n stuff

>>219844869
Plebs will never know the joys of dating a turkish woman, even their arms are hairy

I didn't take my sneakers off
I'm still Sneakers O'toole

>>219844886
Yes indeed, its mostly ritualistic shit how they piss on each other's vagina... gets me hard

>>219844892
Sweden

>>219844892
>hairy arms
i love pubic hair but hairy arms on a woman? nah wtf.

Smile Sweet Sister Sadistic Surprise Service Suck y Sucky

>>219844869
what women do with their pubic hair is none of our business

>>219844652
Then just go have sex with men? You don't need to wear a dress to do it, this is unironically the one scenario where you should /actually/ download grindr and get topped

>>219844910
Unimpeachably low T post

Clipped my toenails and added them to the collection

why do only arabs and indians have unibrows? no other race ever has them.

>>219844922
Do you have them in a mason jar

>>219844744
They might blow up Saudi oil fields if the US does that

>>219844924
Turks and Greeks and Balkanoids and some Russians have them

>>219844927
In an old mayo jar

>>219844921
get help nigga

Seeing women with hairy arms for the first time freaked me out as a child

>>219844931
must be that disgusting arab dna

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>>219844892
girl I dated in high school had hairy arms because she had a hormone imbalance, she had an actual meltdown when the other girls started bullying her for going bald, why did I date her then? her parents got her a nice wig and she was convenient (I am a boomer so this is pre troon era she had some sort of rare medical problem that caused the imbalance which I have since forgotten, her mother had fertility issues and went to a sketchy doctor to conceive, her first kid died, second came out non functioning autistic, third was her and she was 99% fine aside from having an endless list of medical issues, fourth kid looked like that picture of the owls with the huge eyes that look like aliens, she was an ayy basically)

Sven Armbeard

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my goynip delivery is taking a long time and I wanted to sleep soon

i work for the cia.

trump is getting blackmailed to do everything he does or else they will kill his kids by making them look like an accident.

>>219844959
balding as a girl in high school is brutal

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Tell me you wouldn't

hey, did the hour change in NY ? its now 2 hours ahead

>>219844998
muh booo hooo
better to be that than prettiest girl in india

>>219845003
thats literally a MALE

DONALD TRUMP IS WHY I HAVE NO SEX

>>219844989
>i work for the cia.
Prove it hack into my laptop right now and make it say I'm a stupid retard

>>219845003
Her arm is harier than mine

William Taft was a big guy

>>219845011
daylight savings was yesterday

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>>219842918
My A.I. slop making has taken me down strange paths.

>>219845037
HE'S THE BIGGEST THE LARGEST

>>219845023
Who better to produce strong sons??

>>219845054
Let's see her shirtless

>>219845003
Imagine sucking her massive clit

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Forgot to bring my epilator award

>>219844993
only saw it twice but yeah it was hairy but not like full on untamed bush (sadly I love bush) was a pretty average amount I'd say, but that was everyone at the time, I don't think shaving was as mainstream in the 00s though, I didn't start shaving til senior year and that was only because some guy in gym claimed it made jerking off better (it did but I'm too lazy to maintain it to this day)

I'm calling it rn within the next 3 days Mojtaba Khomeini will be dead

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>>219845054
AI has been great for my extremely niche fetish (rape in historical settings)

what the fuck is an epilator

>>219845072
https://files.catbox.moe/0p12go.webm

Gonna go to the liquor store. Wat buy?

>>219845075
Where are you? About to get topped?

>>219845098
Something you use to dilate your neo vagina

>>219845051
shit, no wonder... I wasn't told. Thanks

>>219845081
not gonna happen they're gonna stick him in a bunker somewhere and he'll basically just be a puppet

>>219845100
Hot but it's attached to a ftm freak

>>219845098
Its basically a beard trimmer but with tweezers instead of blades

>>219845100
That's a MTF

you know most entities stop being assholes when confronted with an assault rifle, one way or the other

>>219845127
>>219845132
She's all woman, stop trying to confuse me

>>219845118
He's actually already been injured by an Israeli strike allegedly

Average weight in the US in the 1900s was about 145-150 lbs, I wonder why they weren't addicted to food as much as people are today.

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>>219845096
That's not really that niche.

epilator aligator lmao gotem

GAMING and GOONING

You know anons, I think I have finally come to the full realization that I will indeed never have any kind of romantic, intimate, or sexual relationship with any woman whatsoever. I have said in the past that I will never have sex, but I am finally fully comprehending that fact. It's over for me, it was over before it even started. Literal billions of different sperm that could have fertilized the egg, and by some cruel twist of fate, the one that would reach it would create an autistic incel who cannot form friendships or bonds with other humans.

>>219845160
It's pretty niche, try to find a decent book about a senator raping his slaves in ancient rome or a injun getting gangbanged by settlers, it just doesn't exist or if it does it's some 1950s softcore smut novel that fades to black, even worse if you want images japanese artists just don't draw that much historical stuff and I'm not settling for western stick figures

https://voca.ro/1lOaXj44Ptpt

>>219845176
Nah you're just tentative because of your degenerate interior. You just have to find an equally degenerate woman and you're set pal

>>219845159
Legitimately the chemicals and corn syrup both are highly addicting if you're exposed to them too young you will never be able to kick the habit either because your brain never developed normal dopamine responses because it had a constant injection of corn syrup to deliver it

>>219845105
I'm staying at a hotel by a national park with my dad. It's way too damn hot for winter so I can't wear long sleeves like normal

>>219845168
*One-handed skill has increased*

xD!!!!

>>219845184
You voicemog me hard

https://skribbl.io/?kFCWWQft

>>219845195
>with my dad
Does he know you're gay and/or a troon?

Dadberg is done repairing my room I'll be moving back in tomorrow o algo

>>219845190
Yea I don't want to date a degenerate woman or a another woman with autism. Both are almost always neurotic, fat, attentionwhores who live in squalor

>>219845198
What do you sound like?

>>219845206
you don't have a dad jason

>>219845184
You sound like a Chicano

>>219845176
Same, oh well at least we live in the golden age of porn

>>219845200
I'll give you three guesses: yes or no

Let’s all get milked in the cack

>>219845220
Heavy Chicago-area anon accent unironically

>>219845200
He probably was moleseted as a child

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>>219845224
No?

/cum/ is a theoretical impossibility in a perfectly rational society for each user would be pinged with 'what's wrong with your life' and each would answer 'N'

Women are too scary
The concept of my penis sliding into one is great in theory, but women are too frightening

>>219845211
Your nescience is evident buddy. There are plenty of hot women out there with deep-seated trauma who are still cool. Gotta spread your wings man

Teacher has a scammer accent it's unironically over
https://voca.ro/19f3WxOtkylh

>>219845235
Try again

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He saved comedy.

>>219845246
But consider that women are also beautiful and nice and they smell nice and they’re small and pretty and I want to hug them

>>219843070
Fair assessment, I put it in the same category as Braveheart when it comes to that. Both films are quite similar in the way you described. And both are in fact KINO.

>>219845260
In Canada, we have Ben Bankas for that

>>219845259
Yes? Is he not afraid you'll suck his dick in his sleep or something?

>>219845282
Homosexuality runs in the family. Every generation has a gay person in it so it's cool.

>>219845281
Who?!

i hate how normie shit always has to have bgm
i'm already listening to cooler shit and now i cant hear it

>>219845218
https://voca.ro/1f5Zx3y1SLMK

>>219845259
post cock

and he looked at me,
and i looked at him,
and he looked at me,
and i looked at him,
and he said sorry, what did you want again?
i said ketchup
he said, oh yeah that's right

Can you hear the drums, Fernando?

>>219845281
Ryan Long is good too

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>>219845298
Canadian comedian who's been on a hot streak recently

>>219845301
Honestly peopl3 listen to way too much music. The quiet sounds nicer more often than not.
>>219845312
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I hate my job
and I'm getting too old to change careers
and even if I did it would probably take years and I'd have to continue living in abject misery in the meantime
what's the point of living a life like this?
I hope the boomers nuclear holocaust us all before they go

>>219845349
>Error image size too large
ba dum tss

Lmao
https://voca.ro/17TWRM7enkEg

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She is a satanic pedophile

Stand-up comedy is so embarrassing now. They all think they’re brave philosopher-heroes epicly dunking on the woke. It’s so culture war obsessed it’s like reading twitter. But worse yet, none of them are nearly as funny as the best comedians from the 90s. It’s a dead art form. It’s just propaganda for guys who used to wear Affliction shirts now.

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I accidentally toggled hide on the 4chanx header bar. Pls halp me get it back.

>>219845413
We need to go back to George Carlin style comedy

>>219845408
Quit using my wife to bait (you)s.

>>219845413
Hey just like put the fries in the bag bro you feel me

Random Africans online text in the King's English super formal like "Dear User salutations it is a pleasure to make your aquantance"

>>219845413
Shane Gillis cracks me up sometimes but stand up mostly exists to fuel performers egos now that podcast and YouTube share jokes so freely

>>219845413
Rogan kinda ruined it

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I was today years old when I learned amerifats hated pear.

>>219845419
nevermind

>>219845413
>t. offended by a comedian but trying to make it seem like it's an unrelated critique

>>219845448
I actually like pear juice a lot

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They don't make 'em like they used to

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>>219845448

>>219845463
Car theme
https://youtu.be/Tf1d65OHYXo

>>219845463
>lcd touch screen bullshit
apparently they do

>>219845221
That's the thing, I don't even care to look at porn these days. I don't get any satisfaction from it, and I always just feel ashamed for the rest of the day after the fact. Furthermore it only gives a greater desire for sex.

>>219845439
Lmao for real who teaches them that that sounds normal because I know that's not what they're taught in school

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>>219845462
>>219845470
Have you tried pear chocolate ice cream in your cunt?

>>219845476
It's not 2003 anymore unc

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>>219845476
Funnily enough GM was actually doing the touch screen stereo in the '80s it was an option in Buicks

Ate so much chocolate today I'll never be a slim queen

>>219845413
I’d sacrifice every comedian who has emerged in the last 20 years to Satan if it would bring Patrice back

>>219845500
you swedes have the worst taste in ice cream

Well I'm going to go on an incelwalk

>>219845517
Make the new thread, please.

>>219845526
Yeah I was about to say I would rather prefer that it be either one flavor or the other

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>>219845500
I've seen that flavor before but I haven't tried it. Here's a local flavor at my ice cream shop.

>>219845500
if I could forsake my mortality and indict a horrible curse on pears and pistacchios as an immortal Lich, then I would!

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>>219845526
t. pistachiocuck

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By the time people start celebrating something's preservation, it's usually dead already

>>219845565
undeath is a gay 1970's metaphor for being a NEET, though it does hold water

>>219845400
https://voca.ro/1oUJ81XJTHTm

I have a theory of divine intervention and relationships. Or as I like to call it, divine incelvention. Simply put, God, the gods, the spirits, what have you, favor some people more than others. That is why some people will never have sex despite trying their best, and why some average-looking guys get tons of pussy. It's simply because they are either liked or disliked by whatever higher power there is.

I came to this conclusion after I heard a coworker's story on how he met his gf, in which a series of unlikely and coincidental events had to occurred for him to finally ask her out. Compared to my horrible luck when it comes to women

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>>219845537
Can I get some bacon sprinkles on my ice cream

>>219845595
https://voca.ro/1aVR761sfHmh

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>>219845613
>Bacon, beer, and axe throwing? I'm in!

>>219845613
>Oh the burger is $30? That's such a good deal

Pear:

>>219845639
>>219845639
>>219845639

Rewatched some American dad clips and man that show was not as funny as I remembered it as a kid

what are some casual shooty games

>>219845644
Troons & the like, recently, really love that show for some reason. But they HATE Family Guy.

>>219845370
I started my career at 30. My dad changed his career at 40 and became very successful. It is never too late.

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>>219845507
fak u
2003 is peak electro mechanical engineering

>>219845613
>>219845627
hell yeah

>>219845660
fc5
doom 2016
bl2
kf2