Do you like Melbourne?
I love Australians, so I'm sure I'd love their cities. But your international tuition is ridiculous, so I'll have to wait until maybe my PhD to move to Australia and get a dominant tomboyish Australian girlfriend. If I can't get to Australia, I'll probably kill myself unironically.
No; I don't like Australia
>>219847975Retard
>>219847958>If I can't get to Australia, I'll probably kill myself unironically.QRD? What don't you like about America?
>>219848032It isn't that I dislike America per se, though we have a lot of issues right now. It's just that I like Australian people a lot. Americans are my second favorite people, but Australians are my first favorite. Also I really like your women, and they seem to like me.
>>219848032>QRDQueerland haha
>>219847912My favourite asmrwaifu is from there, too bad she's a bit of a feminist. She's still beautiful and my soulmate even though she doesn't know that I exist.
>>219848263What's her name?
>>219848267Can't say, she stopped making videos for now but I don't want some incel to go to her channel and spook her. She definitely suffers from some mild tism, the woman version of the sort we have
>>219847993Erm...hurtful much?
>>219847912I liked visiting melbourne. It's like a bizarro world alternate dimension Australia
>>219847912it's pronounced melbun mate
>>219847912I live there and God no
>>219847912I guess I like Melbourne. There's jobs and money, more frequent shops. but I don't think I like the physical reality of cities: heat island effect; stink; constant ambulance, train, helicopter, airport noise; full of weirdos>whoops I went down naked faggot street>whoops I walked into drooling drug addict alley>whoops I wandered into violent nigger child suburbReally if they didn't pay you more for being in a city I wouldn't live in one.But I've spent some time in Sydney and it was it such a retarded place I had an episode of disorientation. I call it "Sydney-syndrome": where you spend years listening to Sydneysiders talk about how they're city is the best, Melbournians are all fags and chinese, Queenslanders are all idiots etc. Then you physically confirm 30% of the population is transexual steroid bimbos, 30% is fundamentalist muslim bogans consigned to ethnic ghettos and the rest is literally just as many Chinese and Indians as in Melbourne.So maybe Melbourne isn't as bad as it could be.
It's literally a CCP colony.
>>219848452Americans should say the bourne part like burn, like a burning candle. Mell+Burn.Australians saying this shit>it's pronounced melbun mateIs why you get Americans literally saying "Melbuhn" like Aussies and it sounds silly.
>>219848490It isn't but it should be
>>219848500you know what's funny I could just sit here and say all kinds of outlandish stuff and there's nothing you could do about it because you are literally on the other side of the world heh..hehehe..huehuehehehe
>>219848460>I live there and God noWhat's wrong with Melbourne
It could be fun to live there. Lots of stuff to do and cheaper than sydney or brisbane
>>219847958>and get a dominant tomboyish Australian girlfriendAre you a 6'4 blonde hair blue eyed tradie with a mullet who enjoys smoking, binge drinking, raves, hard drugs and footy? If not then you stand no chance
>>219849475capeshit
