Anonymous
03/10/26(Tue)05:13:33 No.219850585

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Anonymous 03/10/26(Tue)05:13:33 No.219850585

our Ronald, who art in the franchise
hallowed be thy Golden Arches
thy Value Menu come
thy deep-frying be done
on asphalt as it is in the Walmart parking lot
give us this day our daily McDouble
and forgive us our insurmountable healthcare bills
as we forgive the wagies who forget our extra sweet and sour sauce
lead us not into pedestrian-friendly infrastructure
but deliver us from the metric system
bless this lifted F-150, that it may roll coal upon the European mind
and wash away our sins with crisp McDonald's Sprite
for thine is the V8 engine, the 2nd Amendment, and the infinite refill
forever and ever
in the name of the Washington, the Lincoln, and the Holy Dale Earnhardt
yeehaw and based