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Grosvenor Crescent edition
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Was Nick Griffin ahead of his time?
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I'm 34 and I just think about getting old and death a lot

It's not even like I'm unhealthy, I look young. I've got a marathon coming up, and I have friends in like their 40s and 50s and even 60s who really seem to make the most of their time on this planet.

But you start adding 40 onto numbers y'know.
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>>219851836
No. Because there has always been anti immigration sentiment in the UK since the 50s. Despite what "they" tell you
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>>219851835
You know you don’t have to be say here all morning refreshing the thread to get your dopamine hit yeah?
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>>219851846
Wasnt worth posting the first time
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>>219851846
What do you reckon happens when you die?
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>>219851852
This, at one point the national front were the 3rd biggest party, they spooked thatcher into cutting immigration to near zero
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>>219851846
Marathons age you by the way lad
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>>219851864
It's dogshit twitter screencap posting time is it?
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>>219851865
fuck off you horrible bastard
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>>219851882
The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out,
They crawl all over your chin and mouth.
They invite their friends and their friends' friends too,
And you look like hell when they're—through—with you.
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the boring /pol/mongs are waking up
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>>219851918
i thought average brits all get cremated now though
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>>219851895
*arrests you for knowing that *
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>>219851932
I dont have a folk song about cremation :(
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what if i just dabbed on em silly style?
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>>219851932
they did away with all that they just us in a big hole now
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>>219851970
Fuck I can't wait until it's my turn to get chucked in the hole
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>>219851929
>Australian asks a question
>people answer
Nooo muh /pol/ boogeyman
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>>219851970
mad how this is the last ever photo taken of cheadle
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Mushy peas, what's the deal with them?
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>>219851908
das rite
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i might not be athletic or smart or talented or attractive or educated or wise or helpful or interesting or kind
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>>219852000
you might be though
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My benis hurt
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>i guess
uncouth, americanised, uncivilised
>i suppose
dignified. prudent. educated.
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>>219851998
neets are killing the country
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>>219852028
>i know
no doubts. based. confident.
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>>219852000
ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim
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>>219851998
reform are complete frauds
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Like, what is the key to feeling like you've live a long good life?

I think it's everything from adventures with good friends to those quiet Sunday nights watching the snooker and painting some Warhammer with a cup of tea. You have to really live in those moments.
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>>219852039
yeah bro it's the neets and not linda who needs her 6th cruise this year
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>>219852028
>I suspect
outdated, boomerslop, provincial
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>>219851998
3.99% mines gone up by like 12% (the maximum)
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>>219852052
I do drugs and then get time dilation and it goes all weird. Then for the next week I want to kill myself and then when I don't want to kill myself any more it's like I get a bit of life appreciation back. Follow my two step plan
>Do drugs
>Suffer
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I will buy the hecking pupperino doggo that loves me unconditionally loves me and makes me feel happy and now amount of bitter catfag 'muh aristocratic animal' nonsense will make me do otherwise
i like cats btw
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>>219852060
Bizarre that you think people are doing this on a state pension
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>>219852076
young niggas think loyalty a bad thing smdh
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>>219852122
It’s being subsidised by the state pension though, for pensioners who also have generous private pensions
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I just feel like I'm being dragged into the sea by my girlfriend.

I love her and want to protect her, but man. She's possibly actually autistic, pretty asocial and she has clipped my wings a bit, we go on nice holidays and it's probably all she's ever dreamed of but I feel like I've lost my edge. I'm self-censoring and just giving her the keys.
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yeah but I'm not reading these tedious blogposts
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>>219852116
I don't like how dogs unconditionally love you, makes their love feel cheaper. They're basically programmed to be nice with you, it's not intentional on their behalf.
Now cats, they either like you or they don't, but it's of their own accord. I can respect that.
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>>219852122
Triple lock for boomers whilst slightly mongy young people get shafted on their student loans though
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>>219852028
Ic wiþstonde þære mæstran anwealde Lædenes worda on Engliscre spræce.
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>>219852153
If you pay into it then you should be able to take out. Thats the deal. Thats what i would expect after paying into my pension (private and state)
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>>219852156
need a lads night up ya
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>>219852181
Shafted how? The universities set the fees the government caps them so they can't charge too much. If we abolished fees for universities it would increase the burden on the state
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SEND is crippling local council budgets, not boomers. Fake spackers with 'ADHD' are the reason your council tax is rocketing.
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>>219852177
cats are mercenary. dogs are true bros. catfags are the simps of the animal world
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no risk of fucking a cat is there
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>>219852235
??????????
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>>219852156
get her pied off and get a new model

no point spending your life unhappy
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nth for the baddiedem
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>>219852227
There are other expenses...
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hormuz? i prefer to make them bark
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>>219852262
Yep, that as well.
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>>219852192
Except pensioners get back way more than they paid into the state pension pot plus it’s protected by the triple lock.
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>>219852262
whenever I walk past my gp it's always full of women in burkhas with loads of kids running round. doubt they contribute much to the economy
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>>219852246
just a fact statistically
it's a risk you run with a dog
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>>219852298
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>>219852290
Well yes the money paid in is supposed to be invested and used to generate more... thats how pension schemes work
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>>219852309
Private pension schemes, yes.

National Insurance contributions? Fuck no lol

The triple lock is political
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>long-term unemployed men in their late 30s arguing about whether pensioners who have worked all their lives, disabled children or immigrants are the biggest drain on our society

Ah yes
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>>219852292
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>>219852292
they're not even registered patients they just wander in off the street and whine until seen
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>>219852309
>state pension is supposed to be invested
Are you retarded? Do you know the difference between state and private pensions?
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wish it was as easy to become a firefighter as it is policeman
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99% of women aren't objects
but come on, Sydney Sweeney is clearly an object
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>>219852328
end of the day my mum decided to bring me into this world thus it is incumbent upon her to pay for my existence until death (and perhaps beyond)
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>>219852292
The population needs to grow or else the bonds market will freak out and spike your interest rates. You have no choice but to let them in.
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>>219852357
What do you consider to be the hard part of applying to the fire service: the fitness requirements or the notion that it's an old boys club?
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>>219852364
truke. didn't ask to be born. i was content with an infinity of nothingness before i was born
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>>219852383
you weren't content, you weren't
content is a were
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oh yeah keep going fuck
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>>219852374
Not the lad you're replying to but I think the argument is that relying on a growing population as a signal of current and future GDP growth is a flawed measure, especially in light of the information presented (that many of these migrants are a net drain on native economies).

obviously everyone is beholden to The Line and it going up but at the same time we all know it's clown shit built on a house of cards. No one is allowed to say the emperor has no clothes on or the illusion is dispelled and everything goes to zero
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>>219852076
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>>219852374
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just want to live under the sea
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remember when i asked to be born
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>>219852381
No the fitness is piss easy it’s the competition they get like 1000 applicants for 3 jobs
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leftypol wants the whole world to be poor and miserable
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By all accounts I have an enviable life
>large friend group and good social life
>not too autistic, reasonable conversationalist
>fit and healthy, compete in my chosen sports
>interesting and technical job
>A decent income, never need to particularly worry about buying this or that
>inheritance meaning I can buy a house outright when I choose
>well travelled, seen parts of the world a lot of people never will
>Intelligent enough
And yet all this is completely meaningless because I don't have a gf or any prospect of a long term partner
You can have all these other things but if you can't experience non platonic love with some who truly cares for you and wants to commit their life to you there's no point
I'm in my late 20's and the prospect of 50 more years of this fills me with utter dread
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>>219852356
Misquoting me but i thought we were talking about private pension. With the state pension thats just the social contractm Ahmed and Ojimbew will be paying yours in 40years time
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I need a gf or sex then a gf or however many sex it is
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Canadians need to be removed
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timmy won
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leftypol thinkig about the gdp
rorke worried about workers rights
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Newsom's ting is costing him the electio
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>>219852467
No idea who she is but peng
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feudalism wasnt perfect but it was sovlfvl
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>>219852430
she should get murdered but yanks are so docile
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>>219852467
black girls are brazy
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u lowk finna b postin yo 'stack soon bloggin aaah nigga
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need about half of the thread to fuck off back to /britfeel/
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We are being replaced in our homeland
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don't feel like doing any work today, sorry toilberg x
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>>219852505
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>>219852516
While you cry about it on the internet
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>>219852522
they want white bfs so bad
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>>219852491
Funny how even if you yourself are squeaky clean journos will find someone somewhere tangibly related who's done something wrong and then attack you with it
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Free free Palestine
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>>219852508
some (atypical) delusional bitch that needs to stfu with (her) fantasy
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>>219852516
Lush
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>>219852516
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>>219852496
Lindsey is a MANS name
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>>219852537
> find someone somewhere
It’s his wife mate
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im lowkey chinese
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>>219852552
>The French Army used cement shoes on Algerians who were murdered on so-called "death flights" during the Algerian War.
Immediately thought of this for some reason
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>>219852428
>the argument is that relying on a growing population as a signal of current and future GDP growth is a flawed measure
Naturally it is, but a population decline almost certainly means a decline in GDP. Even if innovative, yet unseen, production methods are put in place you still need consumers to buy, meaning you'd have to ensure income rises to meet the decline. This kind of balancing act has never been performed yet and seems very unlikely. Therefore we must import masses of gullible consumers and subsidize their consumption via public debt to keep the Line. We just have to ok?!
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>>219852585
bing chillin
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BIG BIG CHUNGUS
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>>219852570
Yes so not involved in policy or governance and basically superfluous. He could be married to a saiga antelope and it would be the same
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mental how the female orgasm literally actually scientifically genuinely legitimately medically doesn't exist
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need a gf
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>>219852612
definitely doesnt exist when you're around women
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God is present
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>>219852612
what's their little pseudo-penis for then
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>>219852540
do you condemn hamas?
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>>219852620
hi x
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can't we all just get along?
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>>219852612
Rorke, maaaate… imagine telling on yourself this bad LOL
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>>219852630
that's where the stink comes from
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>>219852638
are you a girl?
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buttered noodles in the bowl my oh my
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>>219852460
As someone pretty similar who finally got really fit and a girlfriend at 30. I'm often miserable now, was happier alone and doing my thing. Just fucking off to the Highlands for a week and stuff. Now I get yapped at when I'm twenty minutes late home from work.
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leftypol in paradise
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>>219852641
Its leftypol that trusts the science though
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>>219852659
UMMY
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me to the one lad who keeps vagueposting about imminent civil war
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>>219852612
????

My girlfriend basically cums like I do from riding me, and it only takes her a few minutes.
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>>219852674
gays need to stop saying they can be "girlfriend" right now
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>>219852665
Yeah we never asked bro
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>>219852693
s-same
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>>219852693
Do you rub it on your belly and let it dry?
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Deport the brown biomass
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>>219852624
>>219852641
>>219852693
done a number on you all
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been doing noticeably larger poos recently and there was blood this morning. my poos literally ripped my arsehole apart
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>>219852693
thats hot
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>>219852693
Empirical evidence is fine mate but its not science is it x
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>>219852588
I for one respect South Koreans for refusing to have sex and refusing to open the doors, thus causing their economy and country to grind to a halt and ultimately break down.

You can tell that's what western (white) countries are also trending toward i.e what would happen if no interventions (read: adding brown people) took place. Most are well below replacement without brown birthrates. I think it's pretty interesting that there seems to be this natural convergence towards not reproducing. Whether it's down to cost of living, a more individualistic society, or something else.

You wonder whether brown people will also stop reproducing over time. If they do I think governments will just harvest sperm/eggs from citizens (at gunpoint) to force new lives into existence (in service of the economy).
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thinking and remembering on this tuesday morning
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when the /brit/ reply comes out seethin
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>>219852749
timmy high dopamine event
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>>219852749
you are 2/3rds a person max
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>>219852704
just ignore my penis
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>>219852748
I have their one good album
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>>219852744
I think humanity just has an inbuilt thing to match birth rates to death rates. They consistently mirror each other so well in every single population.
It isn't wealth = less births it's just a certain pretty low bar of like slav or latin america wealth where people don't constantly die
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>>219852748
for me? violent dreams
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cover letter toil looms
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im not thinking about her right now. im thinking about a different girl again
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>>219852778
2/3rds only at the dentist ahaaa
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just said thanks twice in one email so now i need to kill myself
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optimising all my scripts on my Linux machine
feels good to be a nerd sometimes :sunglasses:
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I Can`t
decide

Which Horse to Bet on !!
So .. I will
bet

on

All of them .. Ok ??
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>>219852821
Eternally yours
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>>219852826
are you a girl? sexo
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>>219852744
A lot if thirdie countries are already at or below replacement rate. Right now only Africa and a select few countries in Asia and the americas have a fertility rate above 2. Smart people think things will stabilize eventually with a gradual decline as the baby boomers die out.
Immigration is unavoidable under the current economic system, capitalism must be abolished to stop mass importation.
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failed the practice exam again
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https://www.britannica.com/quiz/commonly-confused-words-vocabulary-quiz-vol-2
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>>219852838
the doyen chief e/w
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failed the practice cum again
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not sure if my urethra is irritated because i haven't had enough water today or because i shagged an escort like 2 weeks ago
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dadberg just asked what mogged means
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>>219852872
eat some penicillin and getover it
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I love you all and care about your soul
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i'm a sigma mogger
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rami malek seems to be aging quite well even though he was always a peculiar looking fella
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>>219852864
Ok

It looks
Lovely !!
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im compliments to the chef!
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actually that other girl has a nice ass I didnt even know until "ew hes looking at me". so I probably just got roped in
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was obese all through school and despite having visible cheekbones, jawline and abs now my mates still make fat jokes (they're all fatter than me)
just not fair really
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>>219852923
Pray for those who spitefully use you
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>>219852904
is that mr robot any good
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Trust me Rorke, when you feel and hear and see a woman cum while you’re balls deep inside her it’s all the proof you need
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don't understand the appeal of horse racing, me
then again I have no money to spare on gambling
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>>219852863
>Derring-do
Fuck off
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>enjoy meal
you too!
*walks off to throw myself in front of the nearest bus*
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>>219852944
don't care about women desu. i'm too old for that shite
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>>219852665
Why Jew in the bag?
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>>219852943
yeah one of my favourite shows honestly but seems a bit niche so might not appeal to everyone
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>>219852944
sex is a lot different to wanking
the sounds and touch are nice. and the smells and so on
there is no substitute to it really
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>>219852878
he was definitely doing a Louis Theroux trying to disarm you with feigned ignorance

he's trying to discern whether his son is one of those awful Andrew Tate loyalists
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how am I supposed to be attractive to women when I'm 5'8 and weigh 50kg
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>>219852908
corr majestic that
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>>219852986
Be virtuous
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>>219852980
Yeah, sex vs wanking is night and day. Especially with someone you love.
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>>219852983
My dad is a white van man with an england flag in his van
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still hung over from 2 nights ago
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>>219852960
exactly, grow up you little freaks oooo look at me i still care about moist holes and le love and affection
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>>219853007
ktim
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shes probably just there burning coal. I knew it wasnt about me, outside them wanting me to see them be there and its nice to not be thinking about the same person for once
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>>219853007
>20 and 23
oh dear
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yeah fuck off
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>>219852863
fucked it
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sex is grim most of the time, unless it's with the love of your life, and even then it's still sometimes grim
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need sex
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>>219853037
it would appear you've been screwed by the system, they're always tryna keep a brotha down
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>>219853042
Very sad outlook this. Have had some grim sex but 99% of the shags I've had have been good
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>>219853055
God knows your needs
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i'm shagsick, doc
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>>219853066
Your uncle will be pleased
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I just watched a black woman suck on a white man's willard. It was Kira Noir and Bryan Gozzling in a Hookup Hotshot scene.
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>>219853067
yeah sure, so long as you understand that nobody is god
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>>219853081
grow up
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You are redeemble
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used to have one of those fucked digital watches with a different kind of time representation as a set of bars
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Jesus is Lord
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>>219853089
seething
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>>219853074
Screaming
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love reading these funny british lads' posts. what a funny general. and i can understand it. great to be a british colony.
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This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
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>>219853089
*MOGS YOU*
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asmr girlfriend cranial exam latex gloves haircut and shave
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>>219853074
blud giving a shout out to victorian architecture
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I need sex or gf NOW. I need it to stop being such a long plan, smallest steps... im not going outside more than I have been doing though (its too much) even though this website is just a bunch of fucking freaks seething or the parasite trying to insert himself as the fucktard main char whether its with political seething or spamming religion (what a dog he should go kill himself)
just shut the fuck up parasite. stfu about politics into religion into trannyism then racebait porn when you go jerk off your chud dick. youre an annoying fuck
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when do we get to the stage where youtube is the magic video machine that makes a 10 minute video catering exactly to you
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want to do an ancestry test but scared to find out if im a bit irish
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>>219853168
thought you were gay mousey
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how we meant to get into town now glasgow central has burned down? presumably gonna take years to fix
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ever yawn so hard you scream?
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Right been sat at my desk for 3 hours now. Time to go for a wander round the side and continue not doing any work. Hard being a wagie.
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just found the birthday card my dad got for me for my birthday that was coming up before he died and I don't know who to tell so I'm posting it here
genuinely overwhelmed with the emotion
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>>219853184
nah. saying something over and over again doesnt make it true; sorry you want to fuck me
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reckon i'd kill myself if the power went out for more than a week during summer, winter i could probably tolerate but no AC or even ceiling fans is torture
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>>219853171
if by youtube you mean super-mega-AI-porn that makes you cum instantly just by looking at it because it pushes all your personal buttons then yes when ARE we going to get that particular youtube
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Toilberg picked up a new IT guy to "lighten the load" for me last month and this morning I've come into the office to utter chaos because he's somehow fucked our internal office VPN and the lucky WFH cunts can't toil
Currently pretending to fix it so I can post on 4chan
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>>219853204
Some of your posts are pretty gay. That mouse you were avatarfagging with was also gay.
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get the addictive narcotics bought
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brown gay rapist immigrants
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>>219853203
sorry to hear of your father's passing. It sounds like he was a good man x
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>>219853210
it (porn) should be like this
>>219853230
you dont know someones personality or even fetishes by seeing the porn that they look at
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>EH WHITE BOI GIVE ME YOUR PUD PUD
What do??
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I also thought he was gay because of the mouse and horse cocks
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>>219853242
thanks lad
he was x
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reminiscing over my /b/ escapades back in the golden age of the 'chon (yeah i'm ancient)
got called a samefag and a summerfag a lot as well as a candy-ass roody-poo
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>>219853203
:(
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>>219853203
:,)
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anyone remember the free tibet thing?
we used to bang on about it all the time
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>>219853256
He probably wants it more than me and I need to watch my figure so happiness increases all around
utilitarianism ftw!
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>>219853283
memoryholed by the chink government unironically
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downloading my bum at 99999 gigatransfers per arse
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>>219853206
just open a window
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>>219853283
They made the dalai llama kiss a boy on the mouth so no one would support him anymore
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>>219853274
I remember when moot packed it in he said in his farewell stream / Q&A that he'd still browse /b/ every day and I always thought that was odd since /b/ is literally a porn board and there is nothing but 10 pages of porn on there at any given point.
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china could take taiwan tomorrow but they dont. why? cause theyre nice. trump could learn a thing or 2 from our yellow friends
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>>219853206
i'm more concerned about running out of inhalers if shit hits the fan. i got the 'sthma, as it were
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>>219853309
kek fucking hell forgot that
was a bit more than a peck
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what if someone created a gas that turns people gay and then released it in a busy area
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>>219853331
it'd explain you
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thinking about that coalburner
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>>219853337
dun
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>>219853338
mother's day coming up, get her some flowers
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got the virus that makes my farts have no smell
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>>219853215
Sorry about that lad, turns out I'm a bit of a tard
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>>219853338
It'll be summer soon. Best wait till November
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>>219853323
always thought it was funny that during the multi-year Amber Heard legal saga when Johnny Depp lost all his acting work, he still appeared in the Sauvage aftershave adverts

the man was being called a wifebeater yet some hero in the Dior Sauvage marketing department said you know what, we're sticking with Johnny Depp; the public know he is the face of Sauvage so we're keeping him and that's that. Must have meant a lot to him.
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>>219853313
yeah i watched that stream live, and i remember getting outraged over his assertion that "gif" is pronounced "jif"
also don't care if the actual creator of the format says so, he's wrong and should be killed
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>>219853369
those ads are kino tbf
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to the tune of daddy cool

ummy
ummypops
ummy
ummypops
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Started hoarding non perishables in the loft, not really sure what I'm hoping to achieve since if shit hits the fan I'm definitely just going to overdose myself immediately. Wife thinks I'm nuts but she's crazy in her own way, I might buy a crossbow.
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>>219853399
what are we overdosing on my lad
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um
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>>219853313
Do not go into the ai threads on there
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>>219853352
good idea, it couldl get me on her bad side. besides I wanted to get her some chocolate (not for valentines day but something nice she did for me which probably was just so sh could fuck me over later). I didnt get her the chocolate so ill try to show her that im friendly, so maybe she leaves me alone when I try to get a gf, instead of fucking it up, and also I tried to smile at her once between all that and today to show her that im friendly and it probably didnt work out. so this is actually perfect and would be a good plan even if I had planned it a while ago
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mumstein's a bit of a proper and has stocked up on loads of survivalist shit and has been telling me that i'll be grateful she did if shit ever hits the fan, but little does she know the shit hitting the fan will be the perfect excuse i need to kill myself
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>>219853410
Reckon zopiclones is the way to go really, but for safety I'll probably throw in some carisorodols and opioids and really just jellify myself. Have come close to accidentally doing myself in with the opi, carisoprodol and benzo combo before so it seems like a safe bet.
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mental that they never found the love chemical
all made up isn't it
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how do i know if i have the cold or liver failure
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you watch some itv programs and can't help wondering why they're on their
some are clearly built for the bbc
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>>219853453
stop being silly
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*lays a friendly hand on your shoulder and rubs it a little bit*
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>>219853399
grow up mate
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>>219852665
Not sure I believe you pal, do you actually love your gf or do you just tolerate her because you think it's the thing to do?
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how many of your teachers had tattoos?
none for me, taught by cleanskins
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mad how i wouldn't be allowed to carry a knife in public without a valid reason, but scissors are fine, and also if i had the kind that can disconnect into two pieces for cleaning then i'd be able to break them and then suddenly i'd effectively have two knives
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London reportedly has a new party causing chaos online.

It is called Land Of The Giants, and the rule is said to be simple: if you are a man and you are not at least 6 feet tall, you are not getting in.

The event is rumored to be happening at Bricks nightclub in Brixton, and that one rule alone has already set the internet on fire.

It has also been claimed that the tickets sold out almost immediately after the idea went viral.

According to viral posts, the organizer, Le Grand GDR, has said this is not a joke and that men may actually be measured at the door. No rounding up. No excuses.

Whether fully confirmed or not, London nightlife never misses a chance to spark debate.

Would you go to a party like this, or is it doing way too much?
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Johnny Depp looks like he fucking REEKS
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actually mothers day is in 5 days
I dont know if I have that long as I dont want to wait forever
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>>219853493
i think one of them did but he was a PE teacher and had ex-military vibes
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>>219853352
scr
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it should be mother's week
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>>219853511
Thats dior sauvage you can smell mate
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>>219853511
im cuter than him
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might take the proto on a picnic because it's relatively cheap if i make all the food myself
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>>219853453
jaundice probably
>>219853493
my art teacher's teaching assistant had a dream catcher looking thing on her ribs
saw the bottom of her bra when she showed me n used to wank to the mental image
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im a feminist
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how to go out and find a girlfriend
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Got the bloom and wild slop ordered for mumberg
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why does the mayor of london look like a brown lesbian
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>>219853562
Wholesome memory
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usually just get mumsy a candle and a card
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>>219853563
unlucky lad, personally think females are inherently evil and should be oppressed as much as possible
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there's an article on the bbc talking about how bad women getting killed by men is but then they say only a quarter of homicide victims are women
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would get a tattoo of my girlfriend's face on my back
to symbolise that she always has my back
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yeah basically I have all but given up on finding her (the love of my life) again to try get her number after talking to her so I guess I will try for a few more days for giving up and then do something else
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always thought johnny depp was english because of jack sparrow but it turns out he's not and he was just pretending
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Horse Racing !!
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>>219853638
>>219853638
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>>219853621
why do you keep copying me
dont say flattery. actually its just because you are obsessed with me, probably in love
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>>219853612
right well I'm going to get a tattoo of your face right over my face 1:1 scale
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I like depressing songs I foreign languages
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no horseposting
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milennials be like epic fail



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