Catholic School edition
someone make one that has minimal risk of being jannied
>>219855645hi
>>219855639wouldn't be surprised if some of the executions were botched on purpose, whereas an old woman with cancer wanting to die intentionally probably makes the company more careful.plus your calm dignified death company would flop pretty quick once dr walsh sends her out screaming.
you know what to do with the parasite
https://youtu.be/iUjge1nsW_cthat's rorke done then.
The lads as it were
would a sunday roast in a pub be a weird choice for a first date
african wig store
men have a small penis or go bald and literally give up on life
>>219855699leng
well slap me in pigskin and call me a sausagelook forward to watching you runts all scurry when the janny deletes this thread
>>219855710>roiding for thislol
>>219855712depends on the day
>>219855710geezer in blue looks simultaneously 25 and 45
Hope she becomes mother of 7 black nwordlets
last 4 prostitutes i've shagged didn't make any comment on the size of my penis, think that means it's small?
>>219855699corrr gwan deano
>>219855712swear this is an episode of tnr invetereners
>A third of us had used an LLM for therapy or companyUnspeakably grim
>>219855707not going to watch a video by someone with a furry pfp, nah
>>219855717not all of us. i havent given up yet
>>219855750you were crying at your life yesterday and plus youre brown
>>219855756why would a prostitute say something to upset the client
>>219855668>>219855730nigga sitting here terrified of an unpaid internet moderator lool
>>219855768imagine if you were shagging and that grotesque thing started to come loose off her head, would instantly kill my boner
that's a bit noncy that OP
>>219855767just a song de lad. not even his
checking how many posts I have, +1 to my postscount, in Minecraft
Shove a Mk-18 thermonuclear bomb in my rectum
>>219855787s!
Searching for posts with the username ‘SpamiAm’. Returning only first 5000 of 27155 results found./int/ SpamiAm Tue 10 Mar 2026 13:28:46 No.219855777 ViewReport>>219855750you were crying at your life yesterday and plus youre brown/int/ SpamiAm Tue 10 Mar 2026 13:26:52 No.219855717 ViewReportmen have a small penis or go bald and literally give up on life/int/ SpamiAm Tue 10 Mar 2026 13:25:22 No.219855683 ViewReport>>219855645hi
fuck it I think I'll just straight up ask her where she wants to go out instead
um
>>219855768wtf she scalped a guy
Mad how this will blatantly be used to make criticism of islam illegal and politicians are willingly introducing it in a pathetic attempt to stop their Muslim vote haemorrhaging to the greens
>>219855699garden looking pengers deano mate. is that the indian sandstone paving? must've cost a bomb mate
hello you absolute legends
ahem... and what should we do about the "parasite"?
lads how does it feel knowing someone that looks like this has likely gotten more birds than you can even dream of
>>219855844people should be asking why theres anti-muslim hostility in the first place. you dont see that much anti-indian or anti-chinese hostility here. or is that kind of analysis verboten for leftypol imbeciles
>>219855871your life is abysmal
>>219855868my hairline is intact therefore i win
>>219855868mogs me easily
>>219855868the kind of birds that weapon is likely to attract are unlikely to be ones I'd want to shag anyway
you VILL eat ze bugs and your dog vill eat ze bugs too
>>219855894kinda cope ngl
the foulest putrid stench known to science is currently emanating from my belly button
normal not ava status: that's
same posts every day
>>219855766Whats a LLM
>>219855724They may as well be automatons they’re that NPC
>>219855922he looks like a fucking lego man mate, any girl with a scrap of intelligence and self worth is going to burst out laughing in his face if he tried to rizz them up
bet a tenner on this>atletico madrid 5 - 0 spurs>newcastle 2 - 3 barcawill get 10k if I win like
>>219855844Why do politicians pretend that it's impossible to repeal laws.Could just get rid of the Public Order acts and Communications Act which renders this definition of Islamophobia mute.
>>219855952what has your life become
>>219855771This got me through covid x
Anglo-British phenotype.Breedable on the surface.But not marriageable.
>>219855952better go and clean your bum x
>>219855677Is that an anthill
>>219855975free money
be right back forum
Nervous bowls make it almost impossible for me to be punctual. If I leave ample time I do 2 morning shits back to back after wiping. If I leave things late I do one big shit. It's like being late is my fate. I'm always trying different things but I'm still late. People think I'm lazy or don't respect while I'm wracking my brain every morningUndiagnosed ADHD is punishment, these long ahh waiting lists because "smart but lazy" folks need an excuse for why they underachieved is criminal
The Lidl lunch
hope if i'm ever prosecuted i get a fit female lawyer defending me who is super idealistic, and she does things like sneak in chocolate bars and stuff to keep me happy while i'm on remand and probably genuinely believes i'm innocent, or at least disadvantaged in such a way that whatever crime i've been accused of wasn't really my fault
>>219855987Shut it Pierre you WILL marry our slags
Oop, jannard's just wiped him out.
brits 1-0 up at cheltenham
>>219855844>lets strengthen bonds by making it illegal to criticise one lot of people but fine to criticise the other>lets also make its very vague and arbitrary
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>>219855831hi, and what are you talking about
Thank you Jannington, your work is much appreciated
well that's hm done
>>219855868Good for him
>>219856007lmao you're poor
+1 to my postscount +1 to my postscount +1 to my postscount !!!!!!!!
right well he's going to be fucking furious when he comes back at 3pmwhich will, of course, result in an hour long meltdown
>>219855868Way of the world innit. Think a lot of people just conform to various fashions and ideologies for a crumb of pussy
aff oot tae the bagpipe shop lads brazilian butt lift
flies circling my anus
fuck sake
nth for the holodem
>>219855717>go bald and literally give up on lifeliterally me
What a couple of cretinshttps://x.com/DonnaLouise1212/status/2031300408652566743
*in insane asylum* thread having a schizophrenic meltdown I see
>>219855975All games will end 2-1
Mousey make yourself useful for once in your dolerunt life and get rid of the dogshit AI spammerFucking waste of horse wanking space
remember when people used to talk about catching crabs (pubic lice)? whatever happened to that? are they just easier to get rid of nowadays?
>>219856117can almost guarantee most of the reports janny got were from himhe despises heathermong
right that's a hairy willy
>>219855987>Anglo-British?
rdtcfvygbhnjmk is way more funny and creative than any AI post
>>219856103Man why do brown people think all white women are slags
>>219855868how does it feel to base your entire self worth around how many mids you stick your dick in?
>>219856089um...based!
Britain - John LennonAmerica - Paul McCartneyAustralia/Canada - George HarrisonNew Zealand - Ringo Starr
Examples of zero experience immigrant toil? I have chronic pain due to injury, physical labour isn't preferred
>>219856103Women answering the door and flashing you isnt an incitement to sexual assault or even criticism rorke you horrible little oik
>>219851847>>219851847>>219851847
this is the majority of Britain's preferred way to cook rice, SAD, lazy bastards the lot of you
um...based!
>>219856123good little chuckle at this lad
>>219856141Meant to write Anglo-Irish
the raped male enters the thread
>>219856077that must fucking stink
>>219856103clever berg bolting out of there
>>219856158
my fitted sheet's tendency to pop off my mattress pretty much every day is ruining my life
>>219856203finna pop off in diss bihht. fitted sheet
>>219856123Blud never let's his eye off it still
>>219856177
*starts humming final fantasy main theme really loudly*
>>219856191does your hair stink? Maybe he just has a long foreskin and can easily pull it back
nth for my wife Yuno
I officially give up. no more trying. will be gaining 50kg and beat my cock all day from now on.
>>219856203devices exist to fasten sheets to your mattress
>>219856240Not a very hum friendly tune that one
>>219856234I know youre not, but I think its mental how if I was a CIA agent in America, and you was an American, and you told me you are going to shoot me if I ever reply to you again, then you would get in trouble for that. however - rest of post left blank intentionally -
>>219855976because governments will never give up power
>>219856282let janny know
Run by a middle aged bloke
was watching this sober bloke talk about how he stopped drinking because he got liver diseasedoesn't really make sense to me, if your liver is already fucked might as well keep going?
if you shot at a CIA agent in retaliation it would probably be less serious than shooting at a police officer which is pretty mental. I guess also they are pretending to be a civilian and its because you dont know they are CIA
>>219856282
>>219856323livers are great at repairing themselves
>>219856315Very "American" themed profile that. I immediately mute and block all those types of accounts
if the CIA was told by someone doing a tyranny to kill you, it shouldnt get you in trouble
>>219856256Slaay queen
>>219856323you're not truly fucked until you get cirrhosis of the liver, and you'll still want to stop at that point because you're never getting a transplant otherwise
>>219856322calves tights sexo coom
>>219855699Looks good but Rorke will seethe because it isn't "traditional"
>>219856315mental how many of these accounts there are. Obvious AI profile picture of a woman and then their entire feed is just tweet after tweet always to do with MUSLIM, ISLAMIC, PAKISTAN, HALAL
>>219856393
thats why you also have to train with guns. I think that every time an American declares war they go to a shooting range on video
i don't drink
>>219856366quintessential australian post
Genuinely insane the perception around death in the western world>200,000 abortions a year so women can sit in a cubicle and do blow Not even a discussion around this, the matter is settled that it's an infallible right>"voluntarily" euthanasia Bring it in! It's only humane!>Executing the worst criminals who bring nothing but grief to othersUhhhh but the cost, the logistics, we're a civilised society don't you know!!
>>219856366Every day I thank my lucky stars I didn't have sword in the stone or the rescuers on video. It was close with Disney's robin hood but that's mainly for the fox guy and I'm not a gay, I only like sexy female animals. Could have gone so wrong for me. Instead I just wank to comics of cartoon children force impregnating their teachers.
>>219856410>looks goodcome on now
>>219856366No idea why degenerate weeb women enjoy mpreg
Only leftypol is allowed social media accounts. No-one else!
>mental datreally isnt, youre just a simpleton
>>219856328hijabba the hut
toby LEGO shotgun
>>219856467
>>219856429movies and video games have made people assume that shooting a gun is easy
spring is here :) yayyy
>>219856488fucking freezing mate. not yet
yeah I guess you coudl train a dog to respond to that. they dont speak English, theyre animals
We at /brit/ love single entendres
he's gonna be a professional stand up comedian some day
>>219856328Poor lass
Obliterate my gay arse with an 8in high explosive shell
>>219856445Our attitude to death is as schizo as our attitude to sex. The West is very oddly more puritanical than any period of human history (imagine an age gap discourse 100 years ago, it would be laughed at), yet at the same time, they all slag around and we're not supposed to care
>>219856007Coronation chicken is a decent choice but you better not be eating all of that at once, I usually get two sandwiches out of one of those pots
>>219856489Believe this isnt true
>>219856488It started pissing the moment you posted that. Thanks for nothing twat
do you smell what my arse is cooking
oh btw i filtered ____ make sure you all filter ____. Any sensible person would!!
>>219856489That one time I woke up with cramp in my left calf was 10x worse than any pain I've ever felt, including being hit in the balls
>>219856564awww :(
>>219856485you just point it and pull the trigger. how hard can it be?
>>219856489Does a man get kicked in the testes for hours on end? I hate women as much as the next poster but childbirth is an extremely painful act and women should be commended for it
>>219856485it is, and so is operating basically any vehiclethey're made to be used
>>219856366that breaks da rules
>>219856585I don’t hate women at all
day 22 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
>>219856583That's what I tell people about fighting. Just aim your fist for their jaw or your foot for their balls and you win ez pz
>>219856489Woman seething at the idea of something being more painful than childbirth
>>219856576r@ped?
>>219856445It's grim
>>219856489Nothing hurts more than getting your bollocks attached to your sack with fishing wire.
TR
>>219856610
only my lunch break
>>219856605Is that because you've never had a gf so you've put them on a pedestal in the hopes that one day they'll think you're such a nice guy?
test (dont ban me for testposting please)
he's posted that webm 49 times in 3 weeks
>>21985662930+ year old man, btw
>>219856570
>>219856645scrom
>>219856585Does a man get an epidural before being kicked in the balls?
>>219856489falling through a bar is roughly 1 del unit
>>219856629are you building another mental illness altar shrine? >>219856645>>219856645
The sun has got his hat onAnd he's coming out todayHe's been tanning niggers out in TimbuktuNow he's coming back to do the same to you
>>219856636I just don’t have any interaction with humans male or female I am completely isolated
kopek des bored
I love Horses !!
>>219856675
umbunny
we're all 30+ years old, it is what it is
>>219856705sexo >>219856699so jerk off then
>>219856656Are you supposed to lose all your whimsy and sense of humour at some arbitrary point or something? What age is it acceptable to post memes, and what age is it not? Be specific, and post valid sources for your claims. Cheers la
>>219856717I’m 23
Been on /brit/ for 56 years and still don't know who 'mousey' is
dropped a massive fart and next door's dog went berserk. can hear the bloke shouting at it to shut the fuck up
>>219856702My lovely horse running through the field
I reached the end of the YouTube feed
car gazey won
I'm 40 in 3 days and I legit wish a car would hit me every time I go out (which I sadly have to do every day). Lush
>>219856702Travellers riding horses up my road and leaving trails of horse poo in their wake
>>219856725Have some self respect x
Never realised that joey bartons brother was jailed for 17 years after murdering some black kid in 2005. Always knew scousers were proper cunts like
i'm 24 and in ill health
>>219856717I'm only 31 years young which means I'm basically 29 which is more like 20.
>>219856784Killed him with a pickaxe tooBro thought he was playing minecraft
>>219856767She's done him
>>219856631ETSUBATSU
big tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jGOd3pTtaA
>>219856767>hehe a typo? GOT EM
>>219856784Society won
>>219856775self respect is laughing at a bit of silly stuff x boomers laugh at ai memes, there's no age limit on the chuckles
>>219855710half-irish, the lot of 'em
40 is the new 20
>>219856802just a kid
>>219856717I'm 33 years young
>>219856828He did say "ya'll" unironically so he deserves everything he gets
>>219856784He's having a shit week huh. Owes £300k to Aluko now too
I don’t understand how petrol has already gone up? Because surely the petrol I just put in the car now was already in the petrol station before the oil price went up so why am I paying more for it??
>>219855710Do any of them still have their original teeth?
>>219856825yeah? i'll never find out because of my policy regarding the clicking of links
>>219856818the ice man bludgeoneth
it's hard to 100% yakuza games because you have to learn how to play mahjong and shogi and other weird jap games
I'm 70 years old. I am umbunny.
@grok remove nigel farage pant
made one of my best coffees evernailed my milk
was born in 2000 need to accept I'm not young anymore. 2008s have entered the workforce
>>219856825aye been enjoying some of his collabs
@grok kill ISIS
>>219856840Laughing and posting childish irreverent things when your 30+ is embarrassing. It doesnt mean no fun or you cant laugh at anything. Thats a bizarre extreme. It does mean being mature and having some self respect. Enjoy your funkopops
>>219856867normies panicked
>>219856867Because they can and they know they have stupid petrol-addicted motorists like you by the balls.*puts on my gay cycling outfit*
>>219856717I have 18 months left
>>219856882those games are too long must take hundreds of hours to 100% them leave the house for once instead
>>219856940shan't
>>219856943
>>219856818trotsky'd
hope my co-workers can't tell I'm a virge
>>219856911some 2010s have been legally entered by jungle bbc at this stage
>>219856943fat
>>219856943rolls into brit and gets fucking shagged off 10 phimo bwc's
This cunt has got 2 million subscribers by literally only posting dog shit AI shorts of the most retarded things ever. Meanwhile I’ve been grinding out my trainspotting YouTube channel for 6 years and travelled all across the UK to record and I haven’t even got 500 subscribers
plotting a stir fry for tea and you?
>>219856976maybe subscriber count isn't the best objective measure of quality
>>219856967rope yourself
>>219856915Sure, anything else I can do for you?
>>219856929Souless ghoul
>>219856976it's an Indian world now mate
>>219857013kill yourself
anyone had any success with actually watching the films and other shite they download?I just download them then never watch them. HOW do I start watching things?
>>219857040I can't do that, as I am an AI language model with no body or soul.
>>219856976Please show us one of your train videos. Trains are interesting
>>219856943Eyes just popped out my head and now i cant see
>>219856967You can instinctively tell when someone's a virgin once you've had a bit of sex yourself. Virgins just give off this weird vibe, it's like how you can also tell if someone is single as well
>>219856976>my trainspotting YouTube channelfacepalmed and laughed after reading this
I hate all of you
>>219856976Step up Mallardhttps://youtu.be/IrOtr1SE7ns
stockholm syndrome at work is making me want to shag the fat lass
>>219856929Being embarrassed at what you do for a bit of fun is embarrassing.
+1 to my postscount
>>219856976Post your channel mate I like train videos, for me it's the class 37.
>>219857056just turn the telly on
>>219856976I will unironically subscribe to your trainspotting channel
hurgh jam and peanut butter sandwedge
>>219857056i only ever download films if it's something i really want to watch the rest i just use an illegal stream
i wouldn't mind AI if it looked like a sexy anime girl
>>219857056you need to log out of /brit/
the jews must be stopped
>>219857076Didnt ask
banging my head against the wall repeatedly until the noises stop
>>219857072Mental how the more time you spend with a woman, even if she's a munter, the more you think about shagging them.
>>219857098grok is a sexy anime girl desu
>>219857097Streaming is legal and downloading is illegal thoughbeit
Generating pinkie pie horse cock futa... 10%....
>>219856934Yes luckily the price of NOTHING ELSE will be affected
>>219857080Cool train. What are your thoughts on European double-decker trains?
PORK MARKETS
um streaming is probably uploading or streaming a shitty movie from a website would still be downloading, the video is still on your screen. if you say "you cant prove that it was" on your screen having the movie then you lost imo
>>219857167Can't remember if I've been on one, I got the train from Brussels to Bruges once but not sure if it was a double. They're certainly not pretty.
>>219857188you are low iq and unwashed
always open loads of tabs when i have a wank
>>219857187haha fucking lol hehe jajaja
>>219855665new
i will never have sex
Test
I think you upload a stream to the internet. like torrenting or a server where you upload (stream) it to the server then people can download it onto their screen
>>219857111Dumb archosaur
>>219857196I got a double decker train in Germany. I think they look fine. Britain could do with better trains like that, but alas Britain is ruled by rich bastards who dodge taxes so we can't have better public services
