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Tomorrow is my last chance to get to the beach before thunderstorms roll in
>>219857390Going to the beach during a thunderstorm is based though
Excuse me if I don't know the difference between Iraq and Iran
>>219857419There's no big booty bitches on the beach when there's a thunderstorm
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>219857465I'm drinking beer
>>219857448Ah, you're right I see your point
>>219857494I'm drinking schnapps
>>219857494Menin neger it's 7 in the morning
Momberg wants me to buy a hat for summer on Amazon but I told her I want to get one from eBay
>>219857546How's life in the west coast?
It's cloudy and cool this morning
>>219857619Meant for >>219857609
You can find Joe Crack at all TYPE of shit
I have a bidet and you probably don't
Israel was eliminated from the world baseball classic :(
I don't know why but I've been feeling exhausted lately
>>219857816I think you have cancer
Btfod IRL lmao
Just when I thought I was out! THEY PULLED ME BACK IN
>>219857937Not to be racist or anything but why are so many black people so bad at flying?
an old hag (40s-50s) approached my table questioning why i am sitting alone since im the most handsome thing she's ever seen (im literally a 2/10 incel).. that is the last time i go to tim hortons....
>>219857609zero culture or heritage connecting the people to their land, it's grim and the people lack a certain light in their eyes
>>219857994No father in DA HOUSE/thread
>>219857937>chicaco manAdd it to the list
>>219858002there's this hag cross guard that flirts me up everytime i was going to go for it but she has a ring
>>219858140.
i fucking hate coming to tim hortons..... always the same gossipy boomers there speaking loudly...... tims playing fucking bon jovi over the intercom..... occasionally seeing my coworkers omg it doesnt help that i dress like a gay vampire.
Why do these morons namefag? Nobody cares who you are, you're not special, you're not unique, you're an anonymous cocksucker like everyone else so get over yourself. Like you don't even have a trip code (which I would actually respect less), just drop the fucking name, nobody cares
>>219858140>>219858199Did one of your cousins get deported today?
>>219858223You dress like a mentally ill pooner
>>219858223You're literally Indian.
>>219858026My impression is that the west coast is full of yuppie psychopaths in LA, lefty flag burners in oregon, and the rest is secessionist rednecks who pretend that the previous two examples don't exist
>>219858235Don't remember asking what your opinion was
Go attentionwhores on Reddit where everyone has account names you fucking moron Nobody cares here
>>219858237
>>219858271indians are behind the counter not in front of it....
Hay guise how old do I look? Be honest
>>219858283are you ethnically swedish? i'm getting some balkanoid vibes from you
>>21985836311 or 12 you shouldn't be posting here kid
>>219858264poorer? poor? idgi.....
If you got a chance to visit Uruguay for a week, would you take it?
>>219858412they dont let tourists smoke weed so no
>>219858412I mean is it all expenses paid?
The sun shines for Uruguay™
>>219858378I'm a swedish-danish mutt I am
>>21985836325. Sorry, unc.
>>219858363Older than turtle pussy
>>219858500Whos turtle pussy
>>219857216kino movie
Literally me
>>219858533Lol!!!!
>yuropigs be like USA and the media are lying, tens of thousands of US troops have been killed by Iran>Source: some AI videos and tiktokWhere do yuropigs get off thinking they're more smarter than us?
>>219858533happy merchant phenotype
>>219858533I bet he has a smoking hot sister
>>219858363get outta here, gen alpha
Watching pulp fiction
Oil down to $60 a barrel by April I'm calling it right now
>>219858570>More smarterGuaglione...
>>219858570Are they actually? I've only seen the browns coping about the 7
>>219858140AI is getting out of hand
>>219858779Kino
AI's only use case is making nudes of abigail shapiro
>>219858779the ghost of tehran
i'm a woman hear me roar
>>219858844the djinn of jihad
our shop mechanic relocated this season....... since he became a golf pro....
Addo stann tutte quante it's like a fuckin ghost town in here
>>219858412For free? Sure!
if youre a woman youre invited to come to my house
>>219858985You would fall victim to the Hand on the Beach
Say what you want about california, but they grow some bomb peanuts they do
>>219859001What American, Canadian or even Mexican woman is going to.... Wait, is Brazil better than Mexico, or is Mexico better than Brazil? Or are they both just shit holes
Got some of the most productive sleep in years.I woke up at like 3am because I was sweating like crazy from my fever but waking up this morning I think my body fought off the illness
Still researching daycare for my unborn child, why can't my mother not be psychotic and help us out? I wish I was Asian
My work was next door to the Blue Diamond facility in Sacramento and we used to get free peanuts, walnuts, cashews etc from their overages. The smoked almonds were the best, the flavor was outta this world
nutanon loves his nuts
I haven't been sick since 2017. No cold, no flu, no fever, no nothing. Holy shit next year will be ten years since 2017, wtf is going on??
I got 2 huge salty nuts for you to suck on
>>219858199good way to get your daily dose of microplastics
>>219859130You’re eating the cum off your hands aren’t youIt’s very good for the immune system
>>219859071Is your mom actually insane? She can't really help it if so probably>>219859086Those sound p. good
I don't have a problem with people cheering for Mexico during the USA/Mexico WBC ballgame but I guarantee most of those Mexican fans are actually American born
>>219858199>meat is browned by getting steamed inside a Doritos bag
they said mid-april.... every year it opens later and later omfg... omfg omfg..
>>219858199>should I bake this? >no, let me put it in the goy crucible
Last time you nutted? (ate some nice virginia peanuts)
>>219859177>Is your mom actually insane? She can't really help it if so probablySomewhat. My brother, his wife and 5 year old son came for a visit and stayed at their house and she had a melt down like it was the biggest inconvenience ever. Typical boomer shit
I get my peaches from Georgia and my weed from California.My name? Justin Bieber.
I watched the War of the Buttons and have been speaking with an Irish accent ever since
my phone is at 12%....... better leave tim hortons and walk home in the bitter cold...
I haven't seen that movie in 30 years
phoneberg at 11%......
>>219859336Bro don’t die bro!!
Noice
>>219859231Is Virginia something special for peanuts? I though Georgia was famous for it.>>219859251That sucks. I'm really lucky that my family's culture isn't like that. Sorry that you have to lose so much money on that.>>219859275Circling back on it, Baby is a fine song
>>219859379I'm at 68 almost twinsies
The weirdest thing happened today at work.I got a phone call from Austria but was greeted by an English speaking Indian gentleman identifying himself as Dave from Dell who wanted to speak to a colleague who hasn’t been with the company for over five years.I hit him with a Benchod and hung up!!
>>219859447Bloody bastard
>>219859447Nice fantasy Timmy
>>219859486Grodied that Greep
My name is Johnathan Murillo Solano and I was born in Massachusetts in 1992
They should have called it "operation big american penis fuck iran lmao "
>>219859486SAAAAR
>>219859486Why would I lie about this!There’s nothing to be gained from it.
I lived all over California, the San Gabriel Valley, L. A., Hollywood, San Fernando Valley, Inland Empire, Sacramento, San Diego and more. The north is FAAAAAAAR better than the south
>>219859522Wow me too, I was born in Worburn though
would you guys be sad if i killed myself?
No
hello
>>219859572NoYou’re just digits and pixels
>>219859557Worst place in california?
>>219859606Wha gwaan?
>>219859572of course i would
>>219859634Placer county
>>219859634San Bernardino. Disgusting fucking city. Buildings stuck in the 80s, no infrastructure, no city cleaners, just a filthy fucking place
>>219859622>you're just a numbergerman moment
>>219859572Maybe a little but I'm also not a heartless German
I've never been to California, Oregon, Nevada, Oklahoma or Texas. I think that's about it
Been using a facial massager to rub the lotion in and seeing big ups >>219859447Must have been a scam>>219859526Epic fury was such a lame name. Rolling thunder was a good ass name. Just shows how gouche the trump admin is.>>219859557If I could just choose to live somewhere for free I'd live in Modoc County.
I've never been to Florida. Or either of the CarolinasI've been to most other states, including Hawaii and alaska
>>219859674Birthplace of McDonald’s cannot be a bad city
>>219859674Google images barely even shows street-level photos of the city, can only imagine
i have only been to virginia
>cumbuddies won't loan me 267,000$ on this 120 acre plotI suffer
>>219859783There's nothing to take pictures of. Downtown is full of abandoned businesses, there's an empty mall that closed down, half the buildings are in disrepair and abandoned. I felt like I was in the ruins of a failed city (I was)
Actually, now that I think about it I've never been to Hawaii
>>219859889Hawaii is okay. If you ever wanna go, hit kauai. It's a lot better than Maui or the big island but still has roads.
San Bernardino has more homeless than people with homes
I’ve never been to New York, I’ve never been to Hawaii, I’ve never walked through San Francisco in torn jeans.
>>219859948I think I will never go, my wife is Filipinx so there's no point, the Philippines probably has the same thing but cheaper
>>219859972is that blood on the street
>>219860003That looks like paint
>>219859674What about Riverside
>>219860020im more of a muldraugh sort of guy
>>219860020I work in Riverside, I'm in Riverside right now. I haven't seen much of the city, but there seem to be a lot of homeless and the city seems more industrial than reaidential, at least the parts I've been through
>>219860090>>>>>>/pol/
>>219860090Needed child goy blood for the Jewish ritual
>>219860090because his jewish masters told him to
Why can't you sub-verbal australopithecines follow simple "no politics" rules. You people are worse than niggers at following rules
>>219859987They want ripped jeans but they don't want road rash. God skating as a kid was fun. All the old people are assholes though and you have to force them to fuck off or they won't leave you alone. One of my friends got in a knife fight so I decided to quit before i grew all the way up
>>219860149What do you want to talk about?
>>219860228Gondor's tax policies
My eyeball keeps twitching I think I'm going to die soon
Hey, is Fat Dumbass™ here yet? Are us here, Fat Dumbass?
>>219860290Take a break from the phone sister
If your foot gets swept by a broom, it means you're going to jail soonIf the palm of your hand tingles, it means youre gonna come into money soonIf your eyeball twitches it means you're gonna witness a secret soon
>>219860255What happened to the human slaves in mordred after sauron fell? Did Condor take the fertile crest of the kingdom for itself or did they incorporate their own kingdom? I get why Tolkien didn't finish it but his 4th era prelude hinted at so many interesting ideas we'l never see.
to this day i still cant do a spinning piledriver with zangief in street fighter 2
>>219860347What if my penis tingles
>>219860378You should see a doctor cuz you probably got crabs
What's gas prices looking in in your neckada woods?
>>219860456
>>219860348My auto correct turning mordor to mordred is elucidating>>219860375Some of those combo inputs are so finicky that you can't figure them out just playing normally cause you lose
>>219860375>street fighter 2What a game
Bitch if you don't start sucking my gorilla daddy dick I might kill you
>>219860546Low 3s
>>219860640behave
>>219860652I'll do that after you are done sucking me
>>219860644I hate this communist shithole.
>>219859880Grim pickings
>Expected Delivery by Monday 16I ordered on February 28th this is fucking ridiculous!
So far I’ve been having real good luck not following the directions on removable picture hangers or velcro, but the one for my animu poster stayed up for 15 minutes before it fell and smashed the acrylic. Meanwhile my sketchy coat hanger one has been holding my backpack for weeks lol
>>219860640David Duke went off with this one
I swear man, never fucking move to California, you're gonna pay 3x more for everything and get taxed to Tartaros and back
>>219860708Get a monder cygle brotheRbatman their asses with an RKO and nunchucks
>>219860793Riding a motorcycle is a death sentence. You see how fucking stupid people drive in cars, and you're gonna be riding around on a bike with no protection from impact when 99% of the time drivers aren't even looking out for you and don't see you? Do the numbers. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when some asshole is gonna ram into you or run you over without even seeing you
>>219860764Good enough is the only thing that works in practice
>>219860839I thought the death sentence was being an electrician
>>219860891
>>219860891Every real job kills you why do you think women live longer
underside of my testes itch
I have a lot of experience with women being married to one, if you have questions I don't have answers
My neo vagina is bleeding again
given up on life
human wisdom peaked during the axial age
>>219861273Think about all the juicy pears you have yet to eat
>>219861273don't take it too seriously. it's stupid but mercifully short.
Gonna do my pathetic girl workout because I'm a bitch
>>219861339it's the little things in life :)
God damn /tv/ queers
>>219861379gotta start somewhere, friend
This is my cat, she says hi
Make an extremely controversial, scandalous, divisive and totally outrageous post
ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e827U11L1i8driving thru Atlanta in a semi truck live
If I get banned because of some stronzate I pulled on /tv/ I'm gonna be pissed. Thos jannies are trigger happy golens
They chase you across boards, you know. Even if your offense was committed on one board, they'll follow you to another board and ban you
Do you guys have any tattoos?
>>219861691No.
>>219861691I bear scars upon my soul if that counts
>>219861691Holy based
Do you think Israel will tear down the dome of the rock?
i am so weak i am an embarrassment to myself
>>219861691Ah, yes, brainrot turned skinrot.
>>219861691I did some aesthetic scarrification but no
>>219861781Not for a long time yet, but eventually yes they will
>>219861273same here
Is the war over
Orangeman:"It's going to be finished pretty quickly," he said in an earlier speech to Republican lawmakers, also in Doral. "We've already won in many ways, but we haven't won enough," he said.
https://youtube.com/shorts/mYML6JvmFpM?si=5bS2i_y7j8q63Vv2Crazy how stupid women will live in constant fear at all times in completely safe parts of the world.
>>219860546Last week I dead aah paid like $3 summ
>>219861781They better do it soon if so.
>>219861879no
>>219861903You aren't a woman
>>219861903A gun is better than all those things
>>219861891Baffling to me how people still take what he says completely seriously, he's just ad-libbing most of the time
>>219861954Orange man keeps saying its over though
>>219861960You aren't a man
>>219861999His base is over. Even die hard MAGAfags are turning on him.
>>219861903Foids love anxiety, some of them crave it
Nobody ever talks about sailing out into the ocean to survive WW3 but it seems like a good ideaNo need to hide in a bunker, just float around Polynesia
>>219862031Men commit 99% of crime
>>219862083Blud forgot he needs freshwater
I masturbated on the sofa to a Czech girl while the gf is taking a breastfeeding class at the hospital
>To all the isolationists, forget it, I’m not with you, I’m with Israel, I will be with Israel til our dying dayWhat did Lindsay Graham mean by OUR dying day?
>>219862144Shut the fuck up
>>219862144This nigga is 100% gonna molest his kids one day, very grim
>>219862189KITTIN!
>>219862164Total boomer death needs to hurry up
>>219862164Imagine if John McCain was still alive
>>219862124Thousands of little islands to get coconuts from
Got the ‘cels riled up again
>>219862164Based
>>219862107I got abused by my mom growing up so those statistics and stuff don't really feel meaningful against my lived reality. Guess what? My mom didn't go to prison but if my dad had done the same things he would have.
Dogbergs shit inside and it stinks*starts singing yeah yeah yeeeeaaah with autotune*
>>219862164Boomers are really going to take down the most prosperous society with them. This is the most evil generation in two thousand years.
Done with my weak ass workout that would make a granny laugh
What's up with lesbians dressing as men when they don't like men
>>219862351Keynes will go down as the greatest impediment to the progress of economics in history, moreso than Marx or anyone else. Everything is loaded to the eyes with debt and when the ship sinks you move to the carribean to rot in the sun like a bag of meat
>>219862301Made offDon't strayMy kind's your kindI'll stay the samePack upDon't strayOh, say, say, sayOh, say, say, say
>>219858002Fakecel piece of shit
>>219862410For the same reason you dress like a man but wouldn't fuck one (right??)
>>219862410dressing up as a man is just easier to do so autistic women (very often lesbian) so that. frilly clothing, bras, makeup etc can pose sensory nuisance to autistic women
Keir Starmer just said he wouldn't take lectures on morality from a party that ran a candidate that said "you can't be English unless you're white"https://youtu.be/XswJ2a5dsZQ?si=li8iZw5udwwC8D4l@3:11This dude is beyond a cuck
>>219862180There's no way in hell he has a gf he has never once posted proof
>>219862207Total zoomer death will happen first when the draft gets going
>>219862410Men's clothes are comfy af
>>219862544I like manpussy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=10RoC9vt0zI&t=515s
>>219862576>9:14no thanks kiddo
Being a lesbian is the straightest thing you can be since there are no penises involved
>>219862584Over 50% of zoomers would be ineligible, maybe even closer to 80%>too fat>health conditions>Mental illness >non-citizensJust those alone take millions out of eligibility
>>219862576It moreso shows how cucked things are that nationality has been dissolved by the eu into an ethnic soup called "whiteness" rather than actually having one people and culture. Modern nationalism is just people playing with corpses
>>219862656I just told you where he said it you fucking moron
I have no real friends anymore, just acquaintances
>>219862584There's not going to be a draft
Down 10lbs since I started dieting 2 months ago
>>219862687You need to chill the heck out buster
>>219862692Most people are like that nowadays, real friends are hard to come by
>>219862665All males, citizen or not, have to register for the draft though And the army will just throw waivers around left and right
>>219862754Good job fat fuck
>>219862757Stop being a braindead shitfuck
>>219862576Got a timestamp? I'm not watching a 9 minute video
>>219862754Can't tighten my belt because the smallest hole is too big award
>>219862754Let’s fucking go!!
>>219862779I would rather go to prison than to war
>>219862746Just like how Trump was going to be a based peace lover and wasn’t going to start a war with Iran
I actually like Marathon but the game is losing players quick and at this point its clear that it has been a massive commercial failure. I doubt it will last 6 months before they take the servers offline.
5'7 is the womens 67 lol
>>219862576Why do they speak with those funny accents?
>>219862784Read the post you fucking idiotAre all zoomers this fucking stupid? I put the timestamp below the fucking link and two morons have already ... You know what nevermind.
>>219862843hello mr pendejo
>>219862777You should start units entirely composed of latinx illegals, who get citizenship after 25 years of service. They would be commanded by American officers. Start Rome-maxxing with foreign auxilia units.
>>219862818The military doesn't need a draftAnd there is zero political will for a draft
>>219862757LOL>>219862692I have a GF, that’s my only kind of human interaction outside of work and apart from CUM
>>219862813Forced labor at the bullet factory with your hippie friends sounds fun af.
>>219862838Extraction shooters all deserve death
>>219862849I hear what you're saying but it would just be helpful if you timestamped it next time. Just some friendly advice bucko
>>219862847Britain is an old country, they speak archaic American.
>>219862777Selective service does not equal a draft. There hasn't been a draft since Nam
>>219862853Hey there bitch ass
>>21986204190 percent of Republicans support the war
>>219862838Yeah i really like marathon too. Hopefully it will slowly gain players as it rolls out. Destiny had a pretty terrible launch too but it did have numbers so idk. Which frame do you like to play? My fave is the shield guy because I can move from cover to cover without being exposed
>>219862838When will the studios learn nobody wants another competitive esports oriented shooter title?
Fight me
>>219862924mr pendejo what are you doing right now
>>219859844Where is it
>>219862899The new englanders sound more like archaic English than the English do. You can easily tell this if you ever read casual English writing from the elizabethan period because the spellings reflect the pronunciations.
>>219862925Damn, I didn't know Canadians loved the war so much. Only like 40% support it here.
I’d like a doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well
um /cum/mies...... they added "moved to ab from another province" on the surveys minority question........ wasnt there before..... should i be worried lads
>>219862974https://www.californiaoutdoorproperties.com/listing/johnson-creek-meadow
>>219862996>40% support itYeah like I said majority of Republicans support it
>>219862988Everyone in New England doesn't live in fucking Gloucester mass retard
>>219863027>LGBTQ2s+
>>21986306240% of republicans, saar.
>>219863027kys fag
>>219863027what's "visible minority"?
>>219863027What the heck does that mean?
Throw some numbers at me
>>219863101non-white and non-indigenous
>>219863064Idk the only place I've ever been long in NE is RI and they talk a little different but generally all Americans speak more closely to older English it just tracks different across regions
>>219863101Nigger
Eating a pizza roll from Oakmont bakery in Pittsburgh, this thing is hot!
>>219863091https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3952
Indigenous look like white people nowadays
>>219863120what makes them a "visible minority" as opposed to just "minority"?
NEW>>219863136
>>219862944I play Thief exclusively so far. During server slam I mostly played Triage.
It was very funny how the EU, NATO, Canada, UK, and France all misread the Iran conflict and initially issued statements in support of regime change but have all begun waffling now lol
>>219862996Not sure where you got thatMost polls show 8 in 10 Republicans support. Then 4 in 10 independents and almost zero dems
>>219863120so not a minority then
>>219863167invisible minority refers to minority white ethnic groups (european immigrants) and language groups (francophones)
>>219863167They don't want to say race or colour.
>>219863167Visible means they are a majority in your area
>>21986314985% support military action.52% support ground troops.We generally don't consider something a war unless there are boots on the ground. Generally, self-identified polls haven't been a good polling method.
>>219863034Dam that's cool. Were it not for the obvious lack of expnomic opportunities I'd be all about that
currently losing my shit
>>219863101It means you aren’t white.
