Elephant on a mad one edish
You lot bullied this bloke way too much just because he went to Tim's house Lost his streaming community, lost his life partner, he's even too afraid to have a public X page He's having to live off £17.16 a month IN LONDON!
>>219858637
>>219858637no idea who this cunt isthumbnail looks like girthmaster
>>219858723
sucking on an alien
>>219858618scr
>Nigel Farage accused of U-turn as he says UK should keep out of Iran warSomeone help Rorke he's flip flopping like a fish out of water
What a LovelydayofHorse racing !! I can`tBelieve my Luck ..
haven't slept in about a month and a half
>>219858618I have this elephant image to share
so this is the old new
>>219862604Farage trying to square doing what's popular amongst the British public VS maintaining his slavish loyalty to Israel & Trump. Hence the flip flopping.
out of all my uni friends, 5 years late only one guy is actually using his degree. Everyone else is working low level runt jobs, is in a trade or has moved to Thailand. when will the uni bubble pop?
>>219858637RoarBlast from the past thatMind when his gfs dad went on /britfeel/ and was using his full legal name
>>219858637At this point surely you just don't bother having a Patreon, fucking hell.
Right well that vape I bought is realChecked the site and the serial number matches
>>219862642Trouble with that is Trump changes his mind every 48 hours lol
any LGBTQIA+ lads in? x
Used to have a webm of an elephant putting it's trunk right up another ones arsehole, extracting a big poo out and then eating it
Labour already let slip that the digital ID scheme isn't voluntary at allPretty much telling people to get it anyway because it'll be necessary for public services
>>219862694
>>219862698Rupert Lowe will get rid of it when he comes to power
>>219858618sc
>>219862694Prefer not to say since I don't want to be bullied x
sorry for being so annoyinggggggg... :/
>>219862726we will not bully you x
>>219858618 c
>>219858618Wahey!!!!
>>219858618Love elephants so I do
>>219862742i love you x
>>219862723lol
>>219862723Rupert Lowe is a straight up fascist and loyal only to Israel + he's not even polling 1% of the vote
mad his wife, kid, father and brother were in the bunker the US hit. he must be fuming. not even sure what the wars over tbqh
>>219862697not very nice, your mom is a ssbbw not an elephant
>>219862697
>>219862774just don't like them simple as
>>219862717Would love to feed this thing a stick of dynamite or a bottle of antifreeze
What should I get a little Indian man to deliver to me tonight?
>>219862758Utterly outlandish poll when most others have the greens in 2nd and Your Party at like 3%-4% too
this is my willy, this is my bumthis is for pooing, this is for cum
Made a post here 2 days ago about last night and how I was likely losing my virginity. I promised a follow up and so you shall receive. Let me start off by saying that was the best night of my life, I only got about 30 mins of sleep. We were taking shots (in which I didn’t want to but she made me fold) and just slowly started becoming more touchy obviously, I was absolutely not nervous at all strangely, everything just came natural and she even guessed that I had 6 bodies atleast lmao. I went 3 rounds and licked her pussy, we were saying the dirtiest shit to each other while dry humping and had spurts of talking about life and kind of deep shit. Absolutely amazing
>>219862793bet it would feel good to fuck and cum in her pussy !!
>>219862836Mousey don`t be so crude
>>219862774>not even sure what the wars over tbqhto get netanyahu reelected and out of court
>>219862785Not him but I've seen it, don't ask me why haha x
>>219862793
>>219862801i'll feed you a stick of dynamite
judging by a recent photograph i seem to have gained weightthis won't do
>>219862785It's real but I don't really care to search for "elephant eating poo video" from my device to try to find it again thoughbeit
>So they have this thread...on /int/...right? It's called /brit/...ok? and /brit/...OK? Is filled with.... these'uh BRITISH people.*writes "British people" on the chalkboard and underlines it*>And what HAPPENS...right? Is you get these AMERICANS that come in...ok? But the British people they don't like it with the Americans come in and make their thread shit, yeah? Still with me guys? Ok...so the British people call the Americans "mutt Yanks"Writes "mutt yanks" on the chalkboard
@gothgirlnatalieCan't tell if this whore is AI or not
saw a woman at the shops yesterday wearing some kind of park ranger type uniform that was quite form-fitting without being slutty and i got a stiffy over it
>>219862632Well ain’t he a cutie
Waitin on the bus got my jerry seinfeld fit on hope i dont get mugged x
>>219862943should've raped her then and there
>>219862938ai
>>219858618honey badger don't give a shit
>>219862932Posted it again award
all the elephant eating poo videos looks like aihttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/iLZ-Bd47K7E
>>219863031You didn't even look
>>219862932Lol
catberg's birthday today so i split a ribeye with him. cooked my half and cut his bit into little bites.
>>219862698Western industries are the final boss aren't they?
>>219862753Tíocfaidh ár lá
>>219863021
Rupert Lowe literally said anyone opposed to Israel should be shot and Rorke worships him
>>219863158Haven’t liked him ever since he shot down Scottish independence and also said he wants to get rid of the Scottish government fuck that old Tory bastard
going to give frasier a try it best be funny
>>219863132What's the deal... With airplane food??
jewish lore and aura was ruined when israel became real. and ultimately hitler is to blame
>>219863087alri toxoplasmosislad
>>219863055yes i did she has ai tits that are perfectly round and don't sag like real ones
>>219863218you don't understand what that word means m8 sorry
>>219863192none of those shows are funny. they thrived off of having nice characters that people liked people then just laugh instinctively. it's the same when a girl likes you
Who is going to run the USA when Netenyahu dies?
Any lad want me to beat him up sexually?
>>219863192it's best watched in the morning from bed with a cup of tea lad. not evening fare.
>>219863243probably known about it longer than at least 3 generations of catberg's ancestry
a cleaning service that specialises in smeggy incel lairs
>>219862864Goes beyond that.To prove israeli dominance, both for internal cohesion and discipline and external pressure, and by extension, the usa's relevant military capability and viability of the private weapons industry.To put a lid on iranian oil to create artificial scarcity and raise prices FOR FINANCIAL/ARTIFICIAL increase or value (was done in Iraq and Kuwait for the first time in the Gulf War, same as Venezuela now).To disrupt the New Silk Road and consequently weaken Russia and China.The thing is, these are greater goals that are unachievable because there is no strategy behind them and they end uo backfiring on the usa.
>>219863251>>219863279right sounds shit I'm not going to bother then
Insane how peng this lad was
> Pay: £16.05 per hour + enhanced overtime rates.Contract Type: Permanent / 40 Hours per weekIs this good
>>219863281you don't get it by putting bits of steak in a cat bowl bruce
>>219863311are you bent
Really cold lads
>>219863317better than nothing
>>219863293It’s like real life Risk! :o
>>219863344stick the bastarding heating on then
popped my ear drops init's made my ear all tingly which indicates it may be doing something but then the instructions say it may take several days and it's like well surely your body just fixes itself after several days anyway
>>219863344put a jumper on
>>219863371what ear drops?
>>219863317equivalent to 33k a year
create your own reality and don't wait for happiness it is only in creating that that that that joy that you can be in the zone
put on a bit of weight through no fault of my own and now have to shift it dieting is an absolute torment how you undo a whole weeks good work by drinking on a friday and manifesting the takeaway jew
>>219863384like for hopefully clearing out some hardened waxi have some water stuck in there and it's muffled my hearing
>>219863398ktim I had to pack the booze in until I've shifted the weight it's a killer for dietberg and I had to sort myself out
>>219863330no but you also don't spoil catberg like that unless you're a weird toxoglad we cleared up that misunderstanding
>>219863405what type of ear drops? otex are rubbish it will melt the wax into a plug over your ear drum and you will need them syringing. use warm olive oil twice a day instead
*slips into a korma*
should i cook at half time or wait until full time?
>>219863398get on the bastarding treadmill
>>219863343Done bent stuff
>>219863398cocaine is excellent for weight loss i find. top tip from me is to get on it.
Anyone run a home server? Do you do a raspberry pi, mini pc or a dedicated nas computer?
>>219863444What are you cooking?
>>219863436it's his fucking birthday m8 he's allowed a posh dinner
>>219863474The rock
>>219863474stir fry
ended up not replying to the proto for almost a week out of social anxiety, reckon that's long enough for her to assume i wasn't interested and forget about me and be married to some other bloke by now
>toilbergess pings me at 3pm>asks for 10 things>says deadline is on the morrow at lunchtimewallahi I hate her
hit that cart nowquite good but not feeling it just yet
>>219863437yeah otexnever heard of using olive oil is that a real thing or just something your mum says
>>219863481post the berge
>>219862682hit my last post digit blinkers in a row then
>>219863491Yeah I'd cook that ASAP
Had a lovely weekend in York with the gf
>>219863481the fact that you know your cat's birthday alone is a little odd desu, but catbergs don't even enjoy the same kinds of fancy foods as we humans so it's basically a waste of steak
This No Juries shit is really not going well for LammyA sitting MP just outed herself as a rape victim to reject his calls for this even more Nobody in the justice system wants this either What is he doing
Scientists are still trying to figure out exactly what poo is but they haven't come close
>>219863513it's real, it will soften the wax not melt it. same thing happened to me and otex made it worse it turns it into a glue in your ear canal it was a bastard to shift
TempleOS man me
>>219863522think i'd die
>>219863562not very penjamin city that
netanyahu has died
>>219863533daft bint
>>219863533>34munted
sex wars
>>219863594it not a pen thoit's more like one of those old elf bars
>>219863606net and YAHOO!
>>219863606vax status?
>>219863125fuck off you fenian bastard >>>/eire/
>>219863514
>>219863620Whenever I get on the spirits it kicks off big time but I don't go to pubs any more anyway so whatever
going to offer the gf an ultimatum that i'm leaving her unless she lets me put it in her bum
>>219863703good lad
>Nigel Farage denies Reform promised council tax cuts despite leaflet pledge | ITV NewsWait, but.....wait hang on..
>>219858723girthmaster?
>>219863532it's the day i got him lad he's a rescue i have no idea what day he was born. he thoroughly enjoyed the ribeye though. you sound like an austere misery guts.
some terrible quality football on display hereliverpool simply must be better
it must suck to be smart enough to see how stupid the average person is but not smart enough to be respected by actually smart peoplelucky i'm retarded
>>219863673fat bastard
>>219863750>you sound like an austere misery guts.did you not see his flag?
>>219863533They've got to at least try and restrict rights and liberties.
>>219863606Who will run the USA now?
ITVX has a 24/7 channel filled with Oscar films for free and it's fockin amazing I'm well cultured now
>>219863751>liverpool simply must be bettert. MP for Liverpool
>>219858618Can confirm. These things are a mammalian swarm of locusts.
i hate dogs and their owners
>>219863782liverpool has several MPs
Every woman I love has wanted a dog at some point it's so annoying
>>219863761Smart people respect eccentrics and saints and artists not eggheads or labcoats
>>219863794i discriminate between certain types of dogs and their owners
i've heard from some very reliable sources that reform is cooked chat no cap
might do a silly bugger and kill myself haha x
I'm in love with 55 women
dire opinion
got the prison break onx
>>219863838well we're almost at the brink, i suppose the country should have a vote on whether or not this should be allowed to happen
think I've got over my obsession with the escort ladsknowing I've fucked her a few times now and had her suck my cock while I stood up means i don't really care what happens now
>>219863879oh my days blud
A drug dealer who stamped a stranger to death after a car crash was released from prison on licence a year earlier, a murder trial has heard.Leicester Crown Court was told Chukwuemeka Ahanonu was freed from a two-year sentence in July 2024, having been found with more than £1,000 in cash and a machete after going through a red light in September 2023.Ahanonu is accused of murdering 56-year-old Nila Patel near the Leicester Royal Infirmary in an attack caused by his use of cannabis on 24 June last year.
How do people with lots of dogs even afford it they are so expensive they have the money I guess but it's so expensive
>>219863879dipshit leftist opinion
*buys Mousey some of Meghan's As Ever jam* You were great today boyo some top posts.. keep it up!
>>219863533what's that got to do with it. sexual assault carries a maximum sentence far greater than 3 years, surely
>>219863898>The fatal attack happened moments after the defendant's BMW crashed outside the hospital>BMWevery tiem
>>219863900propped up by the dog industry
is Judas in hell?
>>219863947looks 40 but he roids like crazy so understandable
>>219863942british "humour"
he's 24? nigga looks like gaza bombed out and depleted
>>219863942I don't think giving thirdies technology was a good idea
>>219863989Yh most likelyNever repented did he just went right to despair and thinking he could never come back from what he did
>>219863879>sunflower oil I am once again reminding you all that lard exists
the read
>>219863989no he's in the bible
>>219863879why is this wrong
I had another Monica Bellucci wank last night
>>219863947oldmaxxed, cortisol rising, unc cueball bald under that lid fr no cap chat
>>219863947dream car yeah, the latest thing audi, bmw or mercedes shat out yeah?
>>219863838That is proof of white genocide. The UN must intervene and do something.
look about 5 years younger since I quit smokinghorrible muck
i drive a bmw it's nice
what scran should I order then
>>219864084because loads of (most) things cook at lower than the smoke point of olive oilit's a complete nonsense and olive oil obviously tastes nicer than sunflower oil
>>219864085nice
weekday nights are so boring when you're on a sobertoilhonestly expected it to be 8pm when i looked at clockblattt what are you supposed to do with all this time
>>219863947I've been to plenty of these new build barrett fake towns and that ugly shipping container shit in a mud pile stays there for years
>>219864154Exercise, cook, clean, read, watch the telly
>>219864120white people can't be victims rorke
>>219864141franky and bennies
oi good evening lads>>219862163this anon is having a tea party to celebrate his birthdaywish him a lot of peng goth girls with big tittiesluv all my britbrossimple as
>>219863947Oh yes mate cracking car pal what's that a 2L
>>219864154stare at the wall for a bit
>>219864141nice cup of poo
>>219864154watch the footymake a nice stir frywatch the latest contrapoints on youtube
Fucking hell catberg just done a poo and it absolutely stinks
>>219864191but how can you do any of that without getting blind drunk
gonna try 4chan X, I've tried it before and then stopped because it makes the site too different but this time I'm REALLY gonna try it
>>219864154have your dinner, watch some videos, post on /brit/, have a wank then go to sleep
>>219864198yeah well it's made of shit matei doubt yours smell like roses
>>219864181that's you isn't it
Atletico Madrid XI: Oblak; Pubill, Hancko, Le Normand, Ruggeri; Simeone, Marcos Llorente, Cardoso, Lookman; Julián Álvarez, Griezmann. Tottenham XI: Kinsky; Danso, Romero, Van de Ven; Porro, Sarr, Gray, Spence; Richarlison, Tel; Kolo Muani.
Nearing 170 days on sobertoil and life is great
>>219864208does make it ugly, have to turn a lot of this off
the twin towers were never in the skyline of new york shows or movies prior to 9/11. they were added in after
>>219864208we're all on 4chan XT now unc
the only thing i really struggle to do without booze is gaming
America and Britain united We need this again
>>219864275not meccd0 for ever
rawdogging 4chan without extensions
>>219864292no i think we should fuck them offtwo of the most evil men in history pictured btw
>>219864154YOU ARE YOUNGYOU HAVE ENERGY LEFT TO DO STUFFYOUR BODY ISN'T CREAKING AND WHINING AND BEGGING FOR SLEEP BY 10PM ON A TOIL NIGHT YOU REALLY WANT TO GO OUT DO STUFF AND DRINK AT 7PM ON TUESDAY I AM JEALOUS food, footy, 4chan and bed is all that remains for me and I've no energy for anything else. And if you want to bring gymtoil into this move my bedtime to 9PM
Atalanta XI: Carnesecchi; De Roon, Hien, Kolasinac; Zappacosta, Pasalic, Sulemana, Bernasconi; Pasalic, Zalewski; Scamacca. Bayern XI: Urbig; Laimer, Upamecano, Tah, Stanisic; Pavlovic, Kimmich; Olise, Gnabry, Luis Díaz; Jackson.
sir john wayne gacy
>>219864262imagine how great it would be with a nice beer
can ldr across countries actually workam kentish and live closer to france than most places over here but from the prices to travel to lack of physical contact potentially killing the relationship it seems unfeasible methinks
>>219864246nahi used to post lolis with this anon but TVP washed his brain and now he's into goth baddies
How did the Church of England become gay?The English are so gay not even the religious ones will give it up?
Sir Harold Shipman
>>219864310i think we should fuck them
>>219864310paki
>>219864177Only defense is to attack defenseless refugees
>>219864319mate i'm 25 and physically/mentally crippled every day by toil
>>219864375as the old adage goes i'd rather be a paki than a yank
>>219864379>defenseyank glowie confirmed FOY FOY FOY
>>219864402Ok, defence
lol i openly come onto every half attractive woman there but obviously the 10/10 girl gets my special attention and my end goal is to fuck them how much of a virgin pussy are you exactly? there's one girl who i always leave sweets and flowers on her desk and she fucking loves it but all i want is to get in her cunt
Sir Cardinal Virtue
>>219864396I'd like to say it gets better but it doesn't and the gradual decline become drastic and steep once you get past 30
should visit mumberg for mother's day but I find it mentally draining spending time with absolutely anybody why does my brain have to be like this
>>219864451misread the first two words of your post as one word and thought you were going on a paedophile rant
not much mystery or adventure in the world anymore is there
>>219864486just kill me now then
Oh shit it's Mothers Day on Sunday isn't it
>>219864539macbook neo
my unc's the PM and he told me Rachel Reeves' minge tingles whenever the tories call her rachel from accounts
living alone really makes you conscious of every bite
>>219864637got fleas have you?
>>219864539yeah? don't care, 'ate me mum
>>219864247ooff this is gonna be rough
>say wallahiMy life's changed so much was a time I said this at least once a day
>>219864539well that's me down to the roadside to pilfer some daffodils and put them in a plastic bag
>>219864669:(
i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical
>>219864703now you say three times at least right brother?
>>219864654i'll choke on pizza and be found 2 weeks later after ive been sacked
Bird on my bus looks like a homeless mia goth
stoned out me nut
>>219864804get her shagged
>>219864819Alri esdeekid
>>219864733 just corner her and go for it you need to find a corner once you've found a corner it'll be sorted just find a corner
have never had any energy at all since i was maybe 12 or so, except sometimes briefly during manic episodes which i still get sometimes
>>219864733plus her wearing it around her bf is a form of cucking
>>219864703alri tom
>>219864804americans dont ride the bus
found a snapchat content creator who looks like my sisterbeen watching her stories every morning
pooooooo
>>219863838So what?
>>219864871he's on a school bus
huel down the hatch, becoming a cultist
Music make me lose control
might become a benzo addict, surely it can't be worse than being a hair trigger anxious freak cripplingly scared to bits of life
*enters thread in a pristine white tuxedo*
just once i want to walk into a bar and say i'll have a beer and the barman will just get me one instead of staring at me like an idiot
>>219864871YOU'RE out of your WHEELHOUSEplenty of WHITES on the 'HOUND
previously on /brit/
>>219864945I've always wanted to receive a phone call in a barlike have the barman hand me a landline telephone and say "it's for you"
sir kier faggot
this 4chan X stuff is bananas. coo coo crazy. it's too different for me nigga
*phones the monty and asks for the guy sitting at table 13*
>when she doesn't even read your message
LOL
wanna kiss?
>when she doesn't even expand your image
>>219864983>call up bar>ask barman if they have a gay virgin there>barman hands you the phone saying "it's for you"
>Music make me lose control
turns out not exercising and eating goyslop every day for about a year makes you become a bit on the portly side
y'all gonna make me lose my mindup in hereup in here
>>219864945>>219864983>>219865058>bar
>>219864656Spent £2000+ on gambling since I started working full time mid 2024 but don’t want to stop. I do it for the game and the spirit.
>>219865106*jiggles your arsecheeks*
BAR BAR BAR7 7 7
>>219865039what's so funny?
got the classic p0rn on (massagegirls18)
>>219865106*jiggles your ear lobes*
>>219865196love gambling games me. scratches the gambling itch without proper gambling
>>219865214did a nostalgia wank to asianstreetmeat this week and insta regretted it
>>219865124reckon a bar is where you can have cocktails and that, and a pub is where they pour pints and you can watch sports and gamble
Think I'm lactose intolerant. Had a bowl of Shreddies and within minutes I was blasting the toilet with the contents of my stomach
The minimum number of guitars you need is 4. Solid body with single coils. Solid body with Humbuckers. Semi hollow. Acoustic. Any less and you've got gaps in your collection. There is no maximum number. You could make a case for owning 10 easily.
government should give everyone a tenner off any restaurant meal more often 2bqwhy
>>219865307I own one keyboard and that's enough music for me
government should hire a woman to wank me off
>>219865278maybe you're shreddies intolerant. isolate your variables
>>219865307only want one guitar me
>>219865356dont like music, me. just annoying init
playing a game I don't give a shit about. not sure why really
>>219865406it's all been done anyway
>>219865372why not full penetration
>>219865316>>219865316>>219865316the new as it were
>>219865307I own one guitar, an acoustic guitar I bought from a charity shop in reading
>>219865433too expensive would push up taxes
get excited for every tiny moment of talking to the toilfu even though she isnt bothered one way or the other
>>219864451Same
