Guns, Trucks & T-Bone steak editionNO PANSY FUCKS ALLOWED ONLY EAGLES AND VETS!!Previous for pinkos: >>219867816
put the fries in the bag unc
>>219871152I intend on going on misadventures such as this next year for Spring Break if I'm still single and have no friends by then (solid bet)
>>219871224KEKW
I like glocks
why do i get a stiffy when i think erotic thoughts? can't my brain tell that it's just my imagination, and it doesn't actually need to send extra blood to my dick?
i like gocks
>>219871192Maybe don't be weird? It's easy to make friends and have people like you.
*hank hill voice* well I don't know about 67 but as a proud texan I know I love to 69 my wife!
30 cm of snow is forecast
the olive branch, because i served at the olive garden.
>>219871315
jayson's gay ass be like: "I am not gay. I like T-girls as well as feminine boys." midwest soundin ass. yall white niggas STEADY on that fruity shit boy
face is peeling because of my sunburn :(
>>219871362Statistically, per capita, black men are the gayest race
Oh Orangeman
>>219871308Nta but not for some people. My wife has been fired from her last 3 jobs because she can't help but be a total bitch to HR constantly
They're our friends, btw
>>219871362>I am not gay. I like T-girls as well as feminine boys.A lot of guys that jerk it to femboys and trannies and/or fantasize about them have never actually met a single one irl, and a larger number never intend to because they know irl that they don't get the hormones going the way real women do. They find the smells they give gross and their voices unsexy or unpleasant, in contrast to women.
I only like femboys if they are drawn rule34 characters
Getting closer to redeeming my $50 in goodboy points
>>219871428It was probably just some bad guy in the CIA who has since been fired and put in prison for his unsanctioned activities
abandon all hope ye who enter
>>219871379sorry to hear that. what beach, though? did you have a good time? aloe helps, by the way.
>>219871499>beachwhere'd you get that idea? i went hiking at a nature reserve.
>>219871192Yeah exactly I patrol non stop and they still complain about me. Not an Olympic athlete . I have a good idea who's snitching though so now I'm just going to avoid the area they're in
don't most femboy types kill themselves like troons
The only based CIA glowie is Larry Johnson. He's a rare based boomer.
Terry A Davis was right about everything
>>219871362I like men
theyre just fucking lying now
>>219871545Once they stop being desired they focus on grooming children in discord
>>219871545>don't most femboy types kill themselvesA lot of them grow out of it if they don't troon out and simply become gay guys. There's also the rare het femboy.
>>219871208>no pansies>posts a 4 door jeepwhat did he mean by this
Im gone be real with yall. Sex is so mid, passion and “spark” are all made up. Thinking about cars or plants and jerking off with a tight grip on your dick is more pleasurable than sex
>>219871528sorry, i grew up at north carolina. someone says sunburn, and that's where my head goes. anyway, hope it doesn't hurt you.
yo gay ass would post some shit like that smdhstraight up
yeah but you cum way harder if you do it while sucking dick
the femboy thread on the 'log got me feelin a certain type of way tbqh
zoomers have really taken over this place
Who the fuck cums from GIVING oral
im gonna make a bunch of eggnog because I have too many eggs
>>219871493Misread. The CIA was investigating it's relevance to the events because the symptoms matched pretty closely to those of the victims. It was without a doubt russian agents
how do you contact the jannies? /agdg/ is literally unusable because of all the shitposters, but even if you report them, nothing happens.
zoomers got so caught up on 67 they cant 69
>>219871583Ya it's been completely off base every day for weeks now. Shit's fucked
Larry is a very boomerish name. You don't see any young person named Larry.
>>219871665Sorry it's become a knee jerk reaction to assume CIA fuckery in these type of stories
>>219871614>YallGo back gringo
i want a game to play idk what though
>>219871673you can try IRC but I think they just troll you and don't actually do anythingtrannitors dont understand the fucking rules anyways
>>219871739I just want to play a good casual shooter but bf6 ended up being shit and there's nothing else coming up, everything else is dead or full of people who have been playing for 20+ years and just instakill newbies
>>219871739Kind of game you like?
>>219871759I complained once about a spammer and a mod on irc said no mods are here right now but then 10 seconds later the spammer was deleted
>>219871765theres marathon but you need to buy it
>>219871783extraction shooters aren't casual, big matches where you can actually contribute without having zoomie reflexes is casual
>>219871739Play vampire the masquerade bloodlines
>>219871583here its gonna thunderstorm all wednesday and then sunday night then back to freezing by monday
>>219871739https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-67/entries
I hate extraction shooters, why are they so popular
>>219871846cause its what gen z grew up with and they still play games
I just want a battlefield with big maps. The new one is a gay call of duty clone with tiny maps.
>>219871807they are casual for me but maybe im just built different
>>219871739think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet.
You know what I don't care if it's politically incorrect or if it makes me some sort of scoundrel, I like seeing girls' tits
>>219871739project zomboid
why was i born handsome instead of rich?
>>219871673you don't lol. they'll just say something sarcastic and petty before ignoring you.
i just picked a booger
What game comes to mind?
>>219872047gta
>>219872047halo
How many of you are living the American dream? Big House, High Paying Job, and Wife and Kids.
>>2198720670 for 4 so a ways to go haha
>>219872067yes from trust fund, yes from nepotism, no, no
>>2198720671 of 4 and i use my right of silence to decline which.
>>219872047Probably some gacha thing with thousands of dollars worth of microtransactions
>>219872067I'm poor and I live in a camper with my bitch wife whom I hate
SOVLFUL
>>219872067I'm in the waste management business. Pays well. I have the wife and two kids.
>>219872067I have the job one but I still want more moneys before I buy a house. Plus the buying the house after marriage is supposed to be the way to avoid poverty, but until I hypothetically meet a dumb bitch to marry, there's no telling where she'd actually want to live.
>>219872152
>>219872152>waste management business just call yourself a garbage man
Just bought a new SUV and had lawn stripes mowed
There's been like nine attempted Muslim terrorist attacks within the last week and then Muslims wonder why Americans don't like them
I wonder why nobody likes me
>>219872199i only knew one muslim. he was a paki and has since gone back to pakistan. he's been seething about iran recently.
>>219872199
Nicki ate when she said Im a republican voting for mitt Romney, all you lazy bitches is fucking up the economy
AlligatorBearCatDogElephant FlamingoGoatHorseImpala JackalKangaroo Llama MonkeyNarwhalOctopus Penguin Quail RabbitSharkTigerUnicorn ViperWhaleYakZebraTook me a while, that was hard
>>219872218It's not. >Kansas City airport closure due to bomb threat >Plane gets delayed and deboarded due to Muslim threatening to bomb himself >New York attempted pipe bombing EtcAll within the same week mind you
>>2198720670
I'm gay for pay.
>>219872199>>219872273>start joint war of aggression in Middle East with Israel and kill the leader of one of the two main branches of Islam>surprised pikachu when Muslims start getting spicy again for the first time since ISIS collapsed
>>219872265it took me less than 2 secondsAlligatorBearCatDogElephantFlamingoGoatHorseImpalaJackalKangarooLlamaMonkeyNarwhalOctopusPenguinQuailRabbitSharkTigerUnicornViperWhaleYakZebra
>>219872293are you billy herrington from the grave
I'm taking a trip to New York soon lol
In your opinion is a pork hot dog or a beef hot dog better
>>219872265What about X?
>>219872304Mind you Muslim terrorism has been happening in the United States for as far as 50 years ago that I can recall historically kek That's a shit argument
>>219872313Neither hot dogs are shit food you eat at NASCAR events
almost bedtime, zoomers
>>219872318I don't think there's one
Done gooning on the toilet
>>219872330>Muslim terrorism has been happening in the United States for as far as 50 years agoI can't think of a single big terrorist event from when ISIS fell in 2017 to literally two weeks ago with the war starting. The solution is clearly to start more wars in the Middle East that kill White men for the interest of Israel while also pressuring other countries to accept Muslim refugees.
Petting doggo
Dudegangweed
Almost bedtime wagies
>>219871240>I like gocksWe know.
Tried the new prebiotic pepsi, just tastes like a diet pepsi, keep seeing a lot of no fiber fags saying they shit themselves after it though
al qaeda was created by the US to fight the soviets, ISIS was created by the US to fight Assad.
>>219872362Here you go exactly almost 50 years ago
>>219872392US wouldn't even have any beef with those guys if America wasn't supporting the zionist project
>JIDF reading comprehensionamazing
>>219872265got another abecedarian challenge like this for you, if you're so clevercome up with cities beginning with each letter of the alphabet
jewspergs are brown.
>>219872405Their religion has been violent since its origin it was a religion spread by the sword. Do you honestly think countries like Egypt would be Arab and Muslim if there people weren't raped by Mohammed's followers? It's also one of the few religions that explicitly approves slavery
I do hate them
people got to try twice as hard to do half know what i mean
>>219872434Egyptian history has a lot of conquering and warfare
>>219872067Not I
I can name random words and it will probably be a city somewhere in America
Damn. Those terrorists would just have lived peaceful and normal lives if the strikes on iran hadn't forced their hands
>>219872465slim donkey
>>219872465none of these words are cities in america, jackass
>>219872485Got his ass
>>219872306aardvarkbeluga whalecoral snakedalmatianeagleferretgooseheronibexjellyfishkoalalemurmoosenematode orangutan planktonquailroosterseahorsetimber wolf urchinviperwerewolfxenogasteryeastzebrai cheated with x in that i guessed random names and google it in quotes, and stopped until it was a real one.
one day i watched pbs kids and started wailing
>>219872485Done him!
Gonna play with my penis
Companies are producing more RVs than trailer homes
Name a bra size for every letter of the alphabet, I'll startABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Israel must be winning because my lust and desire to fuck and kiss black women is back
if you werent here for my 6 dont he there for my 7
This is very on brand for the average Dodge Ram driver
>>219872563the goy waves are working
>>219872568dodge rams have the highest rates of DUI/DWI out of any vehicle
Feeling eepy but still have to brush my teeth
>>219872563Inconceivable!
>>219872577They're so big and tough that you can safely drive them while drunk
>>219872582You are a slave to your teeth
good evening /cum/, I am installing dragon quest i and ii hd 2d remake
The Pentagon said that “approximately 140 US service members have been wounded over 10 days of sustained attacks”.
>>219872604I recently spent $3000 on mine because I wasn't
>>219872604I want dentures
>>219872587The goy beams are just too strong for my weak mind
>>219872620The president of peace strikes again.
>>219872651Yeah but what if they have humongous titties?
Might have to play it again https://youtu.be/kCANmvo6mmM
>>219872651lil juan crying he'll never be a king
Make this make sense
i eat more chicken than any man ever seen
>>219872703it dont.it dont make sense.
Dafuq
>'yea bro i svffer in usa'
>>219872727Of course they do your people took their foreskins at birth
>>219872613this is how you know you're a little in-your-cups. i read your post and was like, "what?! they remade dragon quest?!" but after a minute i realized, nooo no, dragon quest is the jrpg. you're thinking of might & magic. lol
>>219872727If I'm gonna get with an ethnic girl, she need to look like she isn't 95% white
if i go to africa and i see some dark beauties, i will goon to heaven.
>>219872754no I meant the JRPG>>219872795I've been to Africa a couple of times, in a real African country as a white guy you can get 99+ tinder matches in a single day but only a few out of them are any attractive. I was actually surprised how many of the women are fat
>>219872727mid bitchnot ending my bloodline for anything less than an 8
Why does it still blow my mind after all these years that birds are dinosaurs?
>>219872831Your mind's probably revolting over how retarded it is you're expected to believe that horseshit
Tight Spin
Pains me to admit I was a britaboo when I was teenager
Anyone ready to go to pound town?
Midwest bros im scared. Tornado watch is happening.
>>219872877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6H9Ubg_fZs
>>219872877it'll be fine. just make sure your windows are latched, and if you have some spare sheets, just pin those over.
Not a single one of my favorite bands has released a good album after the years 1997-2004
>>219872877It's hype. Tornado sirens were going off but nothing happened. Not even raining. If you're scared go cuddle your plushie
>>219872840Can you fuck off? You post here too much and all of your posts are negative
>>219872913Can you fuck off? You post here too much and all of your posts are negative
>>219872916No
It still blows my mind that dinosaurs are just big birds
>Room - Super heaven (slowed + pitched)
>>219872916Based defender of my honor
>>219872925Your mind's probably revolting over how retarded it is you're expected to believe that horseshit
>>219872938Holy shit that's near my house
>>219872925on the contrary, birds are just small dinosaurs. here's one getting arrested
>>219872940Atleast my penis is big unlike yours
>>219872938What happened?
>>219872978tornado
>>219872938>>219872944I live literally 20 mins away.
Finally a good news story https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2026/03/08/23-people-rescued-from-ice-by-helicopter-north-of-owen-sound/
Who would win in a fight? A velociraptor or a man?
>>219873003Activists are rescuing illegals from ice with helicopters now?
What is the worst, most disgusting thing that basically every person has done in secrecy?
FUCK
>>219873020A manVelociraptors are turkey sizedUtahraptors on the other hand...
It be raining and shit
>>219873035Scratch anus and sniff
>>219873020A drone.
>>219873035Covet a brown mistress
>>219873035guaranteed every poster here has watched either scat porn or bestiality at least once, whether they are actively into it or not
>>219873068I mean yeah, I've seen many things in my years of browsing the internet
>>219873035Put your hand on your balls and then sniff
>>219872563Isn't it "third world" to want to fuck Black women according to them o algo?
>>219872896barely a drizzle right now. literal nothingburger
>>219873032Ice fishermen are the truest of White Canadians
eso son reebok o son nike
>>219872947im so grateful that i get to share a planet with animals as beautiful as this.
>>219873068When I first saw two girls one cup as a prank I feigned disgust, but when I got home that day I wanked to it
>>219873091What about oil drilling workers and seal clubbers?
I got a new pair of Birkenstocks and they squeak on my tile floor. Would using some sandpaper on the bottom get rid of it?
>>219873097Oops meant to post this
>>219873099
>>219873081Yeah for 'them' not me. I am a goy descendent of the only empire that ever actually beat them according to them
>>219873037degenerate gambler
>>219873099There's an episode of Tosh.0 where he makes fun of a lesbian trampling video that I'd jacked off to before
>>219873048stupid answer this is not really that shameful>>219873058what>>219873068>the most disgusting thing? um... they looked at a screen!
>>219873133Im down 80 bucks...
https://voca.ro/15zSyOBQHFKTwhat is this song name
>>219873140Wow you're mean
>>219873113We are all Canadians
>>219873158t. Raj Patel
>>219873140why are you expecting the actually most disgusting thing people do to be admitted here? i was right it mostly doesn't go past thoughts or viewing it on the screen most people dont have access to livestock or are too afraid to do these things for real in reality it doesnt change the fact that admitting to watching scat porn would get you shunned
>>219873150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy8Fu7r4Bic
bros, we're losing against "Italy" in baseball...
wow
>>219873232Can we now finally start eating them?
How do I get a prehistoric neanderthal gf as a black anon?
>>219873232PANDAS!
why do the american people just allow congress and blumpf to do what they do? Does nobody have a spine in this country anymore?OH WELL WE HAD A PROTEST MARCH big fucking whoop, nobody cares what youre yelling about
>>219873197you reminded me to set a reminder for ufl, thank you.
>>219873261is it bad? yesdoes it affect me personally? nosimple as
>>219873269>does it affect me personally? no
>>219873279I walk
>>219873287Enjoy it while you can
>>219873287
>>219873232THEY DID ITGREAT JOB PANDA BROSFUUUCK YEAAAH
>>219873261I don't have a spine really my back hurts constantly
>>219873232you're welcome
>>219873333
Turn down for what
>>219873279I pay 5.20 per gallon for premium. Plebian problems do not concern me
>>219873332>TRUMP IN A HOLE
>>219873333Checked
>haha, I pay more for gas, umad?
crazy how much ive neglected to use chicagos public transport. so much better than driving in this nigger hell
>>219873279I hate cars
>>219873279I drive a 4-cylinder
My penis just ran away
Israel and Iran aren't my problem. They are thousands of miles away from me. I believe in a true Monroe doctrine America
>>219873362chicago sucks ass
>>219873392enjoy your draft notice
*squish*I think i just stepped on a worm
>>219873392your government is bombing iran and paying trillions to israel so it is your problem
>>219873401You suck homeless anus
>>219873404The military doesn't want the majority of people posting on 4chan
>>219873401I enjoyed my brief time there. Still need to go to a cubs and sox game tho
Toronto is a nice city.
England is my city
>>219873360Ya man that's the joke
WE BUILTTHISCITY
>>219873484On rock and roll?
paying a jeet to drive through the rain and bring me a coffee then removing the tip after they deliver it (they use tamper proof lids and double seal them so I am not worried about them doing anything)
>>219873490on cock ass hoes
>>219873484skip, skip, skip
>>219873495good, jeets suck
>>219873495I like ordering food during snow storm events, for most of these delivery jeets it is there first winter here and they over estimate their 'all season' tires in the snow
>>219873495Only amerifats care about tipping desu.
>>219873484certified bop, no idea why people hate this songMARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBALISTEN TO THE RAAAADIODOOOONT YOU REMEEEEMBERWe built this city on roooock and roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFVfDLqkj60not a fan of tim heidecker in irl but what's funny's funny what can i say
Thought tomorrow was Friday
https://youtu.be/KNiPaeI5-jE
>>219873582I thought tomorrow was tuesdayshit happens when your schedule is wack and weekends dont exist
Where is everyone this place was popping this time yesterday night
>>219873401dude they have poles there... that makes them the best city in america as far as im concerned
Taking a shite
Its happening
Taking a rape
>>219873562the jeet will care when he thinks he's getting a 10 and gets a 0
Am I a poorfag or am i the only one that hates third party food delivery and everything it represents
If I were a dragon I probably would fuck a car at least once
Snizzed really loudly
canada tier post
maybe its better to not have a gf you know
If I were a dragon I would wish to be a Godzilla instead
what if you jizzed really loudly
If I were a dragon I'd charge people with gaping assholes/pussies money to get fucked
>>219873740We call that screaming and creaming
>>219873747brian would be your best customer
>>219873710assuming i wasn't born one, i think i'd be having too big a kick from just flying around.
some nigga named "bam adehayu" just scored 83 pts in the nbaain't never hearda this nigga
>>219873668he gets payed by his contractor anyway, tipping culture is not universal.
Life is a mysteryEveryone must stand aloneI hear you call my nameAnd it feels like home...When you call my name
Growing up every kid learned Hitler wanted to exterminate everyone who wasn’t blue eyed and blonde haired.How did every teacher in America come to believe AND teach this fact, despite there being no truth to it at all?This was a concerted effort to deceive.
>>219873782I close myyyyy eyyyyyesOh God I think I'm fallin'Out of the skyyyyyyyI close my eyyyyyesHEAVEN HELP ME
>>219873782Top drag queen song, very catchy
>>219873816oh, hush. that's a great regular song.
LMAO
>>219873781imagine dying for israel but unironically L O L
>>219873828Iranians burnt effigies of Baal with pictures of Epstein glued to it before the war from what I remember
>>219873828No shit
>>219873796we had not one lesson on ww2 growing up. not one of my teachers said the name hitler once. i mean i knew but it was a complete blindspot for everyone else in my class.
>>219873821>>219873810Tbh I think the song is about felatio >when I call your name it's like a little prayer>I'm down on my knees I want to take you there >in the midnight hour I want to feel your power > I'm down on my knees I want to take you there I do not believe this is about Christ
Chocolate city
>>219873867wait until you see the music video for it, wingnut
>we had not one lesson on ww2 growing up
>scratching your ass and sniffing it isn't shameful in canada
>>219873867She takes holy stuff and makes it dirty, her name means Mary mother of Jesus
>>219873881I just watched it, I was genuinely surprised. Thanks anon
NEU!!!>>219873930>>219873930>>219873930
>>219873875that's because I've never been to dc
>>219873828copium maxxing
>>219873779Is this the PoC alliance I heard about
