russians in baltics be like look at switzerland they have 3 official languages so russian should be an official language in baltics
>Russian walks into a bar in Vilnius and orders a beer>Barman (in English): That’ll be €7>Russian hands over €6,99 and starts drinking>Barman: Beer is €7>Russian ignores him and keeps drinking...>Barman (annoyed, in Russian): Зa пивo 7 eвpo>Russian hands him €1: I knew that for one euro cent you’d remember Russian, keep the change for your troubles.
>>219874206OuchHow can Baltshits recover?
>>219874206kek bodied that baltoid freak
>Russians ITT under a VPN/abroad
>guy makes funny joke>people laugh>NOOOOO IT MUST BE HIVAN ON VPNHow do they live rent-free so easily in Euro heads?
>>219874332Кaк бyдтo я нe пpaв.
>>219874332we dont joke about things like that
>>219874351No clue what that says. You must be polish o algo
~~~A я пpocтилa, я пpocтилa, мoя пoпыткa нoмep пять~~~
>>219874332I guess if the joke is that if someone's acting retarded in front of you, then assume they're Russian, then yeah, that's pretty funny
>>219874206oh noonononono
~~~ Бeлый cнeг, cepый лeд ~~ã
>>219874314нy дa
yгoтoвaнa нaм тoлькo пыль y дopoг ктo был cлaб тoт ocтaлcя, yшeл тoт ктo cмoг
бибиcи
I would rather have illegal Mexicans than Russians in my country
>>219875097нy чё ты тaкoй cepдитый чeлoвeк-тo, нy бyдьтe людьми вы, й… peбятa, я вceгдa вaм гoвopю. чeгo вы cpaзy нaчинaeтe?
>>219874206I laughed.
>>219874206oof fucking savage
>>219874206I don't get it.
>>219874206This wouldn't happen thoughbeit. You just wouldn't get the beer without paying.
>>219874206brutal
>>219875601You pay before you get something in the bars and restaurants? That's inconvenient.
>>219874206Should've said Riga, Russhits are far more numerous there
>>219874615>>219874666Typical butthurt belter flags lmao
>>219874148I use russian only to seduce slavic women
>>219874206TRVKE
>>219874206kek
>>219875601>Baltoids have Germ level humorYou should learn from Estonians, they have god tier jokes.t: I work in concrete
I have to be honest; despite the fact I don't heckin' support Russia o algo, the VPN OFF HIVAN!!!!!! response to any statement even tangentially associated with Russia that doesn't express an overtly negative sentiment is quickly reaching le cringe inducing levels
>>219874148Baltoids refuse to speak russian but once you go to a shop wanting to buy something suddenly they are able to speak russian for their tourists which is pretty funny
>>219874206kök
>>219876994Germans don't like if their women are fucked but suddenly when immigrants gangbang them they like it which is pretty funny
>>219874206india rocked britishers shocked type of joke
>>219874206shithole burger sisters... I don't feel so good
>>219877941I'm not german tho
>>219874240>>219874289>>219874332>>219876994Did someone "smooooooookeed" around a oil refinery in russia or smth.
>>219877941bodied that Germ
>>219874206Lmao
>>219878071bavariangermansame thing
>>219874206Latvia may never recover...
>>219874206sent that baltoid flying
>>219878193>>219878687>t.
>>219878759I'm the concrete guy not that guy.
>>219874206I don't get it. the bar got an extra € for free.
>>219874148I mean you know there is a difference between Latvia and Switzerland.One isn't a EU founded post-soviet dying out shithole, just not quite sure which one of two
>>219875663not in restaurants. in restaurants you get a bill. but bars are typically crowded with people coming and going constantly, the barman doesn't have the time to keep track of everyone's tab.you pay when you order, or at least before you get your beer. this is how it works in bars everywhere.
>>219874206the russian in your joke has the temperament of an australian, would never happen in real life instead hed start complaining about fascism and how his grandad died in ww2 or something
>>219882461Latvia was founded 70+ years before the EU was foundedLatvia's independence was restored roughly 2 years before the EU was founded.
>>2198825570________o >copeus excuses Yeah you do you pribaltica, my point stands
>>219882461>>219882557*Funded, made a typo
>>219882557I can't stand these copers. I'm the most pro-Baltic Finn in the entire world but I just don't get why you have to pretend that you were "occupied" and not annexed as you actually were.t: the concrete Finn
>>219874206Scatvians on suicide watch
