English Art edition
booring shoite edition
All before us lies the great unknown
>>219876870Miss him like you wouldn't believe
might write a book to get kids into reading and give them confidence in themselves. maybe one about a handsome cat who realises he's good-looking and ends up modelling little bowties and whatnot for his elderly chinese owner. call it something like 'the unmoggieble chairman miaow and his cat-walk adventures'
nurse, administer 50ccs of black pussy, stat... (heart rate monitor beeps quicken) ...what on EARTH-(rorke snaps out of unconsciousness, leaps straight off the operating table and proceeds to buss it down)
>>219876891
arse genuinely smells like shit and i can smell it through my jogger bottoms.over status?
a fascinating view into the mind of a globetard
Once received a 2 week ban for posting 'melty'
>>219876918it's
>>219876931QUITE RIGHTLY!
>>219876918Have you considered a shower?
>>219876962I'm on Pip i've got a hidden disability
>>219876990Did she have a BBL? Cause apparently they stink of shit
Oi lads, check out what I can do! *starts beatboxing*
>>219877011Cringe
my twink feet fucking stink
https://x.com/Joanna__Hardy/status/2031452635824341315Didn't realise we had MPs that were good public speakers still. How is it he and Starmer are both barristers but this guy sounds like a famous orator and starmer sounds like a middle manager in an IT firm
anyone explain why it's a big deal if gerry adams was in the ira? don't most of the irish support what the ira did anyway?
>>219877040Because its a terrorist organisation that he always denied being a part of
>>219877025
>>219877030seen this exact post before
>>219877030https://x.com/Geoffrey_Cox/status/1105393787243778053
>>219876990
>>219877040because he looks like rolf harris and said the n-word once
>>219877030he probably comes from an elite family and went to a public school
>>219877056/pol/ boogeyman
>>219877040everybody knows gerry adams and martin mcguinness were ira commanders martin mcguinness literally murdered people with his own hands unlike gerry adams who ordered others to do it
northern ireland conflict seems comfy, what other war can you stop in for a pint in the battlefield
it Wednesday *starts humping you*
>>219876931really makes you think...
How does tommy robinson still have the nerve to complain about UK and weigh in on things after his vile little progeny was showing off limos private jets and mansions. Everyone already knew he was a grifter and now theres proof
>>21987703019 bludclaart minutes
furio and carmela should have FUCKED
>>219877103*kidnaps you, tortures you and shoots you before leaving you in a shallow grave on a farm in Armargh *
very good book this
>>219877149erm... where's the rape?
>>219877158thats me
have m&s stopped doing those jalapeno cheese bagels? they were peng with a fizzy rhubarb beveragino
>>219877158ha, i just got this yesterday
>>219877168I also recommend this beauty
>>219877189>epic history!!Not serious
>>219877188corrr giz a bit lad
>>219877130Well i didnt say watch the whole thing. It is insane that our historical and ancient rights to a trial by our peers has been destroyed by government incompetence and mass immigration.
god damn i hate managerberg so much
>>219877184who was in the wrong here
>>219877237Society.
>>219877030>>219877059why is this man being led by a nigerian woman
>>219877234*Slaps you on the arse* Be quiet you pleb and get back to work or you're royally screwed.
>>219877184jigaboo
thoughts on process philosophy/process theolgoy
>>219877286Why are we being led by keir starmer
normal people have sex. I do not have sex, therefore I am not normal.
mental how much sleep impacts your life. slept like arse last night been up since half 4 and im in a foul mood and my brain isnt working and the day is ruined already
>>219877287sorry sir
>>219877324>im in a foul mood and my brain isnt working and the day is ruined alreadyktim except replace day with my entire life
>>219877234>god damn i hate managerberg so muchKinsky.. they told me you was dead by suicide ..
Might make hot cross buns today
the big arch
>>219877184the man knows his craft I'll give him that
Porky's is the greatest film of all time
>delivery expected between 5pm and 6pm
i'm crashing out
>>219877349
>>219877359>>219877370You are not welcome nor wanted here.
How big was Jesus... you know.... down there?
theres a sushi and ramen restaurant opening in my shit town and im looking forward to visiting it
>>219877402
>>219877402you got a japanese fella recently moved into town then?
>>219877402what are some good things to getI normally get the nigiri set because I know I like that. Can't go wrong with random bits of fish on top of rice.
I HavebetOn Klimt Madrikafter theLovely Anontip ..Cheltenham .. it`s WhenEveryonebecomes Friends !!
>>219877401we don't know because he never once got a boner in his whole life
wasted 900 fucking calories on 5 chocolate brownies from Aldi which taste absolutely grim when for the same calories I could’ve had 3 Tesco chocolate cookies what a idiot I am
>>219877379why are you reposting messages from your mum?
>>219877433one of everything i should think
>>219877458gay poo porn bradley screaming done him etc
they've started this show that clearly wants to be the Australian QI, they even got Alan Davies for one of the episodesIt's shit, Australian comedians aren't funny and the host is soulless
Your future daughter
tad constipated lads
>>219877479mad how we culturally punch above our weight in plenty of areas but we just can't do comedy for some reason
>>219877495wonder where she gets the money to do this
brititsherers
Who started it?
kill everyone NOW
>>219877457>counting the calories of slop you consume>Not just eating healthierThe fuck is wrong with you?
>>219877495Good morning I hate women
>>219877539
>>219877556alri ant middleton
>>219877495Met a few of them forever travelers when I was in Asia doing my gap yah. My favourite were the polish couple that had run out of money and were trying to sell photos they'd taken at a market in Malaysia amongst actual Malaysian traders as if that was accepted or approved. Everyone just gave them dirty looks and moved on.
>>219877544Because it all comes down to calories??If you eat 5000 calories of the healthiest food imaginable you’re still gonna gain weightWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
BOGEYS
>>219877518sister did this for 3 years funded by our parentsto be fair they would have for me if i wasnt afraid to leave my smelly bedroom
>>219877359Pig (starring Nick Cage) is the superior piece of art
>>219877571>My favourite were the polish couple that had run out of money and were trying to sell photos they'd taken at a market in Malaysia amongst actual Malaysian traders as if that was accepted or approved.u wot
arsed up my life
>>219877609ktim
>>219877495Not a millionaire though
backpackers are so fucking weird anywaycouldn’t think of anything worse in some third world country in some dingy hostel eating street food everyday sounds like hell
i heard that in the army they always give the smallest lad the biggest gun. i don't know if there's a reason for this or if it's just funny
Toil company has been bought out, will shortly be installing the screen monitoring software which means they'll be able to actually see what I do all day every day (fuck all). Might be in trouble here lads.
RE: Requiem is underwhelming
>>219877618hostels are unimaginable to me. imagine farting and wanking with 7 other people farting and wanking in bunks above and below you. sounds like hell
>>219877618It's fun when you're young for a few months, did a bunch of drugs and shagging. Got fed up and came home.
>>219877571Kek when i was in peru a couple did a shitty dance and then went round with a cap
tummy making whimpering noises similar to a dog
>>219877634make a script that just outputs random meaningless text and a timer that makes it look like you're running automated work
*makes eye contact with you then looks away with an eye roll*
I want to eat Emma Watson's poo.
>>219877665oh no the script has been set loose on /brit/ (for the last 5 years)
Every day is a good day to remember the life and work of Edwin Beard Budding, inventor of the lawnmower and the adjustable spanner.
>>219877665Can't I'm dumb as a box of rocks
adjusting my spanner
gym sesh: doneon my way to maccies breakfast as we speak
Was a wannabe roadman IT nerd at my old job who used to wear the same hoodrich hoodie every day. Not sure he understood that actually made him look very hoodpoor.
>>219877722Holy cringe
>>219877696ok make a powerpoint with generic slides and change them every now and then so it looks like a big presentation
mumberg is a fan of the rock and I showed her this pic and she got visibly upsetshe also thought he was white
>>219877543
>>219877759reckon this old mumberg of yours is thick as pigshit lad
>>219877759Why would she get upset at that pic?
>>219877717why do you post this vile goblinwhy don't you have a job
i wouldve had a marginally better quality of life had i been from anywhere else in western europe outside of the british isles
Sir Bollock Obliterator
>>219877781yep>>219877783the mogging
if I had a Time Machine I’d got right back to year 7 and actually study at school and do my homework and not fuck about
>>219877748Ok you're the toilbergstein
>>219877644but what if it was 7 twinks wanking?
>>219877722and you're posting about him unprompted on 4chan whereas he doesnt even remember you exist
Pondering the smell of female shit.
just seen a negro outside
People used to carve faces into everythingSword hilts, bedposts, the prows of ships, the sides of carriages,
>>219877809I'm physically disabled so I probably would go back and dick around more and not worry about a thing
>>219877823Lol found hoodpoor, touched a nerve did I?
>>219877809I left school with entry-to-medicine tier exam results and now I earn 13.50 an hour and I have never had a girlfriend.
>>219877846you touched a nob, gayboy
>>219877809Yeah but you'd still be a hairy unwashed man in his 30s. You'd be arrested and institutionalised immediately.
>>219877847Ok I left school with nothing, didn’t go college, didn’t go uni never had a job in my life so you’re doing better than me
Are the British really actively working towards stealing the Declaration of Independence? I just saw this documentary about it.
>>219877809I wouldnt. I did alright in school exqms would just invest well and put a cheeky bet on Leicester winning the league
women be shopping
>>219877821and a partridge in a pear tree
starring harry enfield as nelson mandela
My penis and I have come to an agreement
>>219877893pscr (poo screaming)
>>219877865you could get a job earning 13.50 an hour by week's end if you cared to, evening the playing field
>>219877893scrusbngmd,ghgffdfhvnfdjhnhgjrefdnsvbjgnbgfrjngr fjdff dnjeds tskghyu7jyhttgrf
Remember that guy's obsession with black earwax haha
i'm scared of you
rorke getting a henry cavill poster for his 37th birthday
>>219877893
NEED an arse to shag, who's interested
>>219877902I couldn’t
>>219877437>Cheltenham .. it`s When>Everyone>becomes Friends !!Can I be Chandler
Saw a fit girl on her way to toil at a local pie factory this morning. Bet she smells like gravy.
>>219877929
>>219877939*raises paw*umm, me :)
ayo /brit/, check this shit out *starts raping*
>>219877030Shades of Mosley in his pacing and intonation Shame he's lead by a Nigerian
>>219877950how did you know she works there?
Wake up and the first thing in the morning I'm dying for a couple coffees and nicorette. It's no different to heroin dependency tbqh.
just farted
https://youtu.be/XOEP_3OQ9jE?t=2807
>>219878006Oh yeah.
>>219878002I was going to say its different because I had an opioid addiction for a while, but beyond opioids feeling better, the behaviors are basically the same, you are right.
Kinda gone off running now it’s so light so early, I liked it when it was pitch black and no one could see me running like a spastic
>>219878036Get up even earlier then! Problem solved
>>219877870What was the reasoning behind it? (The stealing not the declaration)
>>219877986Logo on her fleece. I suppose it's theoretically possible she's just a fan of the company but it seems unlikely.
>>219878047But it’s only going to keep on getting lighter earlier so eventually I’ll have to get up at like 4:30
>and now, fresh off his recent success at the MOBOs, I'd like to introduce you to: Nigerian, and the Shades of Mosley
>>219878064Why aye man. Tom Cruise gets up that early.
>>219878036literally me I've got a running cap to hide my face now it's light so nobody recognises the mongy runner
Today's kino
Honestly would love to know why the escort I see took up prostitution.She has a degree in art. You could say that's a joke subject but she is at least somewhat intelligent. She seems healthy.She's told me her parents are divorced, that she was extremely shy when she was younger, and that she likes feminist art and poetry.My theory is that she views prostitution as a glamorous way of funding her lifestyle. She probably realised the value of her looks and body when she was in university and is a sex-positive feminist. My other guess is she uses her escort income to fund her artwork. I just find it strange that she took up prostitution. Surely no normal woman does that.
>>219878032Well, fair play for turning your back on that stuff man you're better off without it.
what would you do if i died?
>>219878087blog on
if all things are symmetrical, and as above, so below, then why don't me arse got a brain? checkmate philosophers
>>219878084to dare is to poo
>>219877495Is there anything more pathetic than traveling? She's wasted years because she's unable to settle somewhere and what does she have to show for it? A video of herself going down a slide
>>219878112Cause your symmetric double lives underground, reflected at the earth's surface.>how come I don't see him when I jump on a trampoline then?Because when you jump up he jumps down, further into the earth. Also is arse is a brain, or something.
>>219878104Post a Bradley Walsh laughing webbum on brit in your honour
>>219878087Imagine thinking an art degree can secure you a paid career in 2026's Britain.She took up prostitution because she has to eat food, you out-of-touch idiot.
>>219878087Shut the fuck up you Labour-voting Paki-loving grooming gang nonce apologist. Rupert Lowe's inquiry has revealed that not only is the entire UK state apparatus, including local government, judiciary, CPS, BBC and law enforcement working with the Paki grooming gangs, virtually every British adult above the age of 20 - including those posting here - is complicit. There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologist nonce who supported and defended the Pakis, and are still actively doing so.
>>219878084that Ange mask is quickly becoming a cultural phenomenon
>homer bimpson
>>219878123Staying in your mum's boxroom and getting zero life experience while also having nothing to show for it? OR Working hard throughout school and ignoring any social opportunities because of anxiety and fear of rejection. Not making friends or drinking or shagging during university so you can get a good grade on your certificate that nobody ever checks. Then getting on the housing ladder early but being a stunted human with no hobbies, interests or friends? I think both of those are worse.
>>219878138>There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologistsomeone's never heard of are rupert lowe!
>>219878151Good post
>>219878157This poster is a deep thinker.
>>219878136I get that but she could've done any other job. My theory is she wants a rich lifestyle and uses prostitution to get it.
>Briton arrested in Dubai for posting footage of missiles>Leaves the uk because "people are arrested for posting on social media">Posts on social media>gets arrestedSCREAMING
Didn't bother putting on a collared shirt for work today. Quite enjoying the freedom, however the lanyard is somewhat itchy around my neck.
>>219878202why can't you film missiles?
"Grande," "Venti," and "Trenta": What Do the Starbucks Sizes Literally Mean?
This is real actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJvYvWFcpYMthe watch
>>219878221Sir Richie Lanyard
parp
>>219878187>I get that but she could've done any other jobOh really? Which one? Who is hiring right now? Have you opened a newspaper in the last five years? Do you unironically think the lifestyle of your average prostitute in on par with a 'rich person' unironically? Chances are her lifestyle level is barely that of her parents.
>>219878221Like most Britroaches, you've done nothing but capitulate to Jeets and Muslims in every aspect of public life.
Post music you're listening to right now
Remember when you were young? You shone like the sunNow there's this look in your eyeLike black holes in the sky
>>219878280https://youtu.be/Gc4Ka2zNlX8
music you're listening to right now
>>219878303Sir Kareem Ng
>>219878273
Sir Steir Karmer
4 soft-boiled eggs and 2 slices of sourdough down the hatch
sir beer spiller
>>219878202>government says not to do it>does it anyway>>219878228something about public order and the country's reputation
>planning a trip around Northern Pakistan>find out about a minor ethnic group the Kalasha>Live between three valleys in the Hindu Kush, one of the last animistic people>extremely unique and interesting cultures and traditions, only a few thousand of them left>look up videos on youtube>every comment is just pakis and indians saying "mmm yes u very beautiful ma'am" just because the woman have light eyes and fair skin Genuinely what is wrong with them, one track minds
>>219878352>eggs when they hear you coming
mental how that .3 would completely change my whole families lives for generations to come
Hope the HMS Dragon blows up 2bqhwy senpai
>>219878385i hope every instrument of war magically gets destroyed
>>219878408Soy boy.
>>21987839634D
>>219878384doesn't really seem like the system is working fairly
>>219878396we don't do survey threads in /brit/mainly because no one is interested in reading 150 posts containing some variation of two letters and a number
>>219878396Sorry lad I'm vegan, can you do a photo of some tofu?
>>21987839634A
>>219878428it's because the ones they have now are too OP and if that happened we could go back to settling conflicts on the individual level like the barbarians of old
arsehole just let out a painful stingy feeling like i was getting buggered up the arse by a ghost
>>219878435Why does the system have to be fair ?
Fully automated luxury gay space communism
>>219878381lots look a bit inbred from the photos desu
>>219878396don't eat meat4C (with soya milk)
>>219878474why would you want to live in an unfair system?
>>219878384Net worth isnt liquid assets though.
>>219878396Is it coffee or tea?
>>219878505Thanks captain state the obvious
wisdom
>>219878495Why are you answering a question with a question
It’s raining poo in Cheadle.
sick to bastatd cunting death of meetings im just a 26 year old boy who has learned to communicate properly yet i just want to do actual dev work and not speak to these grown ups
>>219878519Except most people genuinely dont seem to get that. They think he has 100s of billions in his bank account
>>219878531its called Socratic questioning
>>219878435It's working very well for the property owning class
>>219876852https://x.com/RickyDoggin/status/2031590896358351350
>>219878553most people end up owning property
>>219878538*pours hemlock directly into your ear hole *
>>219878485They probably are, so maybe they're not as unique from the average Pakistani as I thought
>>219878396No meat6A
>>219878535Why don't you go suck his mutilated cock some more?
cheers was just wondering what an indian fella thinks
>>219878585wish i had some san pellegrino and an adidas tracksuit
>>219878585I have schizophrenia just like Tim.
i'd buy a steam deck but i'm busy stacking immersion hours in my TL. i'm torn between the idea of playing a steam deck especially for console emulators and getting immersion hours.
go Gauchos
>>219878556after a lifetime of scrimping, striving and being behind the eight ball and the bank every month. it's the investor class that are making the money
fuark
>>219878585he's schizophrenic not leg disabled what is his excuse for sitting on his fat arse all day
toilstein asking me to pick up a shift tomorrowI can do it but I resent the implication that I am available short notice to do shifts because I am a no-lifer
>>2198783964 4 A
oh my toes are freezy weezy! can i use your foreskin love?
>>219878642he took very nasty tumble at home and needs to be waited on hand foot and finger nail forever now
>>219878646haven't got one
raping a gundam
>>219878666how big is your vaginer
im screaming pooingpooing and screamingpoo screm so big no one believin
*curls out a fat turd on the floor*What do you reckon to that then?
>>219878679haven't got one
>>219878692*to the tune of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'*don't stop... poo screaaaamin'
>>219878642the voices tell him to sit and watch golf all day while eating 5 meals
>>219878694*makes you lick it up*
>>219878642he can barely feed himself
>>219878704i suppose you've got a pooey hairy arsehole though?
look at this picture of rod stewart
>>219878730Done!
>>2198787303rd and 12th doctor coded
>>219878730Old fart needs to be in a home not dressing up in trousers that tight
Can you get PIP for having an unwashed hairy arse because that's what I'm diagnosed with
>>219878723tim is a victim of the monstrous system of nhs psychiatry. should have just let this nigga live his life.
>>219878730who do you reckon has shagged more birds: Rod Stewart or Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys?let's control for age since Rod is like 90 years old so we'll say when Rod was the same age as Alex Turner.
does the taxpayer look after tim or is he in privately funded accommodation
>>219878723can't even open a meal deal sandwich properly, poor lad
>>219878767Bit of a gay train of thought this.
>>219878767matty healy
>>219878767rod probablyseems like a randy bastard and the 70s were somewhat lawless for musicians
some notes from a guy at work who is now dead has just shown up and brought the mood down for everyone
>>219878790I'll see your Matt Healy and raise you Josh Homme what do you think of that huh
>>219878803*walks in with a fresh cup of coffee*What's going on here, you all look like you've just seen a ghost!
>>219878803What did he die from? Boredom after reading your dogshit posts?
>>219878808>Homme
>>219878803>notes from a guy at work who is now deadaye proper good that Dostoevsky
>>219878825no a car crash
>>219878577Deranged response
>>219878808>Homme met Australian singer and musician Brody Dalle at Lollapalooza in 1996, when he was 23 and she was 17; he was there to perform with Screaming Trees, while she was there to see her then-boyfriend (who was 31) Tim Armstrong's band Rancid
>>219878842Fair dos, my mistake
>>2198783962, 5, D
>>219878801This
You're all saving your shitty posts for the new thread again, aren't you
>>219878870no it was his he was driving up the motorway the wrong way
bit gay discussing which bloke has shagged the most
>>219878910no i have ran out of ideas
>>219878910no i already posted all my bangers for the day
>>219878923well it's not me
raining outside and windy as wellno point leaving the house today
>>219878801>and the 70s were somewhat lawless for musiciansRod definitely has some skeletons in his closet shag-wise
which female musician has taken the most dick? by that i mean who has taken the most thick and meaty and juicy cocks in their mouth and vagina? who has swallowed the most salty yummy cummy? This is about women musicians only so it's straight
>In June 2008, at the Norwegian Wood Festival in Oslo, Homme drew criticism for his reaction to an audience member who had thrown a shoe at him.[103][104] He called the audience member a "chicken-shit fucking faggot" and "a 12-year-old dickless fucking turd".[105] The incident drew accusations of homophobia from several blogs, which were later picked up by the mainstream media.[106][107] Homme eventually responded in a public letter in which he denied all accusations of homophobia.[108] Reaction to his apology was mixed, with music journalist Tim Jonze stating, "Attempting to prove his pro-gay stance, Homme points out in his letter that he also called the guy a pussy and threatened to have anal sex with him. OK, so it's a fuzzy kind of logic we're talking about here."[109]
>>219878948No it's sunny, bit windy but nice day to get out for a brisk walk
did you have your toxic bean sludge juice today rorke?
>>219878973must be at least 3 cups already and I shall make a fourth now I've read this post
>>219878968Throwing a shoe okMean word not ok
>>219871941>>219871941
>>219878991who throws a shoe?
no
>>219879029>>219879029>>219879029
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